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Drunk Texan’s First Time Seeing BRUTAL Football Fouls
Just a drunk Texan man reacting to the worst Football (soccer for us Americans) Fouls in history. Some of these were so bad, they should've went to jail!
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Drunk Texan Impressed by Best Ever Football Saves
zhlédnutí 63KPřed 10 měsíci
I'm still learning the rules of football as a dumb American so hang out with me while my mind is blown!
Drunk Texan AMAZED by Lionel Messi Highlight Reel
zhlédnutí 72KPřed 11 měsíci
I'm just getting into football/soccer and stumbled across this highlight reel of Lionel Messi....I am shocked and amazed. How is he so good????
Drunk Texan Watches Football Highlights for the First Time
zhlédnutí 325KPřed 11 měsíci
Backflips, crazy curves, man I really think I'm gonna start getting into soccer! I mean football!
Drunk Texan Cries Laughing at English Football Chants
zhlédnutí 1,3MPřed 11 měsíci
American reacting to English Football chants. Some of the things said here...just insane!
Drunk Texan Reacts to Top 10 Europe ULTRAS! (FIRE WARNING)
zhlédnutí 320KPřed 11 měsíci
A drunk American reacting to UK fans going insane! Crazy stuff, including fires, cannons, and a little bit of football and basketball sprinkled in. You know, the usual!
Drunk Texan Intrigued by European Football (Explained for Americans)
zhlédnutí 279KPřed rokem
European football explained to an American. You mean to tell me the worst team kicks KICKED OUT OF THE LEAGUE??!! BRUTAL!!
City Slickers - "Tonkin" OFFICIAL MUSIC VIDEO
zhlédnutí 3,3KPřed 2 lety
The official music video for City Slickers' single "Tonkin"! Subscribe to stay up to date on every City Slickers release! The best Outlaw Country Rock that Houston Texas has to offer. Videographer: Gabriel Bush - Bushidomedia.org Video Editing: Beige Cashmere - www.beigecashmere.com/ Lyrics: I'm goin tonkin' tonight Who's ridin' with me? I'm goin' and burnin' it down We're shootin whiskey The g...
Peter Kay Goes Too Far...Texan Reacts to "Misheard Lyrics"!
zhlédnutí 23KPřed 2 lety
NO ONE is allowed to make fun of my girl Shania....NO ONE!!! Jk, it was pretty funny haha I'm some guy from Texas, giving his two cents that no one asked for. Grab a drink and watch with me! New Texas Merch! Link here: drunktexansays.creator-spring.com/ Click here to become a member of the Drunk Texan Posse!!: czcams.com/channels/hJXxqXnjvqpV8KS67-slVA.htmljoin Instagram: drunktex...
What Do Brits Think of Ungrateful Colonists' Day (Independence Day)? Drunk Texan Reacts
zhlédnutí 10KPřed 3 lety
In honor of the birthdate of the United States of America, I thought it would be interesting to see what the Brits think about Independence Day! Turns out, they don't care as much as we do...who would've guessed? Lmao Shout out to James Gerrard for helping me decide on a title for the video! Go check out his channel here: czcams.com/channels/Wxm0TtwDDdmB9Uchr48uWA.html I'm some guy from Texas, ...
Drunk American NFL Fan Reacts to Gareth Bale's Best Goals!
zhlédnutí 10KPřed 3 lety
Gareth Bale crushes some absolute bangers into the net. I'm not even a huge fan of soccer/football, and even I'm pumped watching Bale's best goals! I'm some guy from Texas, giving his two cents that no one asked for. Grab a drink and watch with me! New Texas Merch! Link here: drunktexansays.creator-spring.com/ Click here to become a member of the Drunk Texan Posse!!: czcams.com/channels/hJXxqXn...
American Reacts to Susan Boyle and Calum Scott Auditions! (Britain's Got Talent)
zhlédnutí 19KPřed 3 lety
I react to the biggest auditions on Britain's Got Talent that I could find: Susan Boyle and Calum Scott! I'm some guy from Texas, giving his two cents that no one asked for. Grab a drink and watch with me! New Texas Merch! Link here: drunktexansays.creator-spring.com/ Click here to become a member of the Drunk Texan Posse!!: czcams.com/channels/hJXxqXnjvqpV8KS67-slVA.htmljoin Instagram: instagr...
Texas Cop Reacts to UK vs US Police (JOB REVEAL!!)
zhlédnutí 94KPřed 3 lety
The cat is finally out of the bag! To those who have asked me (which is a lot of people lol) I'm finally revealing my job! While I'm at it, I'm reacting to the differences between cops in the UK vs cops in the US and adding my two cents! I'm some guy from Texas, giving his two cents that no one asked for. Grab a drink and watch with me! New Texas Merch! Link here: drunktexansays.creator-spring....
Americans Try British Sweets for the FIRST TIME! (mmm Double Decker...)
zhlédnutí 18KPřed 3 lety
Americans Try British Sweets for the FIRST TIME! (mmm Double Decker...)
Americans Try The UKs Walkers Crisps For the FIRST TIME! (feat. MY WIFE!)
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Americans Try The UKs Walkers Crisps For the FIRST TIME! (feat. MY WIFE!)
Drunk Texan Reacts: UK vs US INCOME TAX SYSTEM!
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Drunk Texan Reacts: UK vs US INCOME TAX SYSTEM!
American Tries a British Cuppa for the FIRST TIME!
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American Tries a British Cuppa for the FIRST TIME!
Drunk Texan Reacts to Royal Family History (CGP Grey Edition)
zhlédnutí 15KPřed 3 lety
Drunk Texan Reacts to Royal Family History (CGP Grey Edition)
Drunk Texan VS Innocent American: UK HISTORY TEST!
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Drunk Texan VS Innocent American: UK HISTORY TEST!
UK Takes The Piss out of Drunk Texan (Getting Personal Edition)
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UK Takes The Piss out of Drunk Texan (Getting Personal Edition)
Drunk Texan Reacts to Queen's Guard RAGE!
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Drunk Texan Reacts to Queen's Guard RAGE!
Drunk Texan Reacts: Top 10 Laws the Queen DOESN'T Have To Folllow!
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Drunk Texan Reacts: Top 10 Laws the Queen DOESN'T Have To Folllow!
Drunk Texan Reacts to Queen's 2020 Lockdown Speech (Spoiler: SHE KILLS IT)
zhlédnutí 26KPřed 3 lety
Drunk Texan Reacts to Queen's 2020 Lockdown Speech (Spoiler: SHE KILLS IT)
Drunk Texan Reacts to 10 Things The Queen CANT DO!
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Drunk Texan Reacts to 10 Things The Queen CANT DO!
Can a DRUNK TEXAN 🇺🇸Pass the UK 🇬🇧 CITIZENSHIP TEST?!
zhlédnutí 22KPřed 3 lety
Can a DRUNK TEXAN 🇺🇸Pass the UK 🇬🇧 CITIZENSHIP TEST?!
Drunk Texan Ranks the US 🇺🇸and UK 🇬🇧 and Irish 🇮🇪 Flags (BUTTHURT ALERT)
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Drunk Texan Ranks the US 🇺🇸and UK 🇬🇧 and Irish 🇮🇪 Flags (BUTTHURT ALERT)
Is the NHS Better than the American Healthcare System?? Drunk Texan Reacts
zhlédnutí 95KPřed 3 lety
Is the NHS Better than the American Healthcare System?? Drunk Texan Reacts
Do Texans share British Humor? British funny videos - Drunk Texan Reacts
zhlédnutí 129KPřed 3 lety
Do Texans share British Humor? British funny videos - Drunk Texan Reacts
Drunk Texan Discovers The Atherstone Ball Game
zhlédnutí 47KPřed 3 lety
Drunk Texan Discovers The Atherstone Ball Game

Komentáře

  • @m_lockwood-tj9kv
    @m_lockwood-tj9kv Před 59 minutami

    They are not just playing soccer,it’s FOOTBALL.

  • @Tokumei9
    @Tokumei9 Před 15 hodinami

    The best thing the drunk Texan could have done is Google all the names he heard beforehand to get some insight on some of the names mentions i.e Saville, Johnson...

  • @lethalchocobo1886
    @lethalchocobo1886 Před 17 hodinami

    Horrible compilation for an equally horrible reaction. Learn a thing or two about the game and lay off the booze before "reacting".

  • @andrewwatkins4852
    @andrewwatkins4852 Před dnem

    Oh and 40 quid is $50Usd

  • @andrewwatkins4852
    @andrewwatkins4852 Před dnem

    Adam Johnson actually got sent to prison for what he did I hope and pray that he won’t play on the Houston dynamos or any club in Texas

  • @Emberchariot
    @Emberchariot Před dnem

    Lets put it this way, Sky tv is our equivalent of your Fox News. 😂

  • @eleanor2948
    @eleanor2948 Před 2 dny

    "They're just tryna play soccer" I nearly had to send out the slaves!

  • @darcy501
    @darcy501 Před 2 dny

    Late but I'm drinking tea with honey (been with a nasty cough lately) and I'm from Argentina! Enjoy your libations, people~ (with moderation)

  • @JD.Gardener
    @JD.Gardener Před 3 dny

    "The wheels on your house go round and round........." :D

  • @lol_Rekt_Bro
    @lol_Rekt_Bro Před 3 dny

    Yo your not that big pal, u wont get the chants at u in the street dnt worry 😂 and well if we call some jimmy saville its cos theyre a PDF

  • @raquelviula3694
    @raquelviula3694 Před 3 dny

    19:25 Argentina is a country not a football club. It is a selection of the best players in the country. They then go to the World Cup and compete against selections of the best players from other countries.

  • @julianhughes6511
    @julianhughes6511 Před 4 dny

    I'm old so I remember old things. Euro 96, Wembley. The proper Wembley. Scotland vs England. Full British crowd. Pre-match but live TV. Jimmy Hill walks around the touchline on his way to the commentary box. Crowd spots him. 10s of thousands of people sing "Jimmy Hill's a wanker" and many people near to him shout various unkind allegations about his parentage. All perfectly audible to those of us watching on TV. Jimmy Hill gets to the studio and is asked if he enjoyed his walk and he just laughs about it, couldn't care less, thought it was funny. Perfect.

  • @BettySwollocks14
    @BettySwollocks14 Před 4 dny

    Ji sung Park you eat dogs in your own country ! Could be worse, could be scouse, eating rats in your council house !

  • @ryanmurphy7976
    @ryanmurphy7976 Před 4 dny

    Small club mentality songs

  • @grantbowers4434
    @grantbowers4434 Před 5 dny

    There is no context its just rival fans giving each other shit it's brilliant.

  • @angelinegrows7765
    @angelinegrows7765 Před 6 dny

    He bites who he wants, he bites who he wants, Louie Suarez , he bites who he wants !

  • @bremer1701
    @bremer1701 Před 7 dny

    8:13 Training shots. Mario Basler did it in the 90s in an actual game. Also check out two long distance goals from the bundesliga. Diego 65m against Aachen and Stoppelkamps even more impressive 82m goal against hannover

  • @davidfowler1636
    @davidfowler1636 Před 7 dny

    Adam Johnson was convinced of sleeping with a school girl. And Jimmy Saville was Britain's most famous piddo. Was famous for giving kids everything they wanted and fiming it all.

  • @Themouldymushroom
    @Themouldymushroom Před 7 dny

    Jimmy Saville is a famous convicted british paedophile and I think Adam Johnson was a footballer who also got Paedophile convictions

  • @kevinpugh3291
    @kevinpugh3291 Před 7 dny

    Bill Shankley Liverpool legend: "Some people believe football is a matter of life and death, I am very disappointed with that attitude. I can assure you it is much, much more important than that."

  • @mana2k1
    @mana2k1 Před 7 dny

    Yeh we are twats really

  • @michaelmuirhead1734

    Best fans ever lol

  • @meneergoedemiddag5008

    @drunktexansays please react to dutch orange army during 2024 euro championships

  • @emmaosgood5314
    @emmaosgood5314 Před 9 dny

    Go look up who jimmy Saville is 🤣

  • @mevyou732
    @mevyou732 Před 9 dny

    Watching football is just boring so the fans cheer them selves up and actually make it intresting

  • @user-xd7dk3oy3q
    @user-xd7dk3oy3q Před 9 dny

    Certain you were an England fan in a previous life? Plus your an absolute ringer for that American player👍😃

  • @user-xd7dk3oy3q
    @user-xd7dk3oy3q Před 9 dny

    What whiskey you drinking? Americans have some incredible whiskeys👍

  • @user-xd7dk3oy3q
    @user-xd7dk3oy3q Před 9 dny

    Career decking fouls!

  • @user-xd7dk3oy3q
    @user-xd7dk3oy3q Před 9 dny

    Aidan retired after that so didn’t give a 💩!

  • @user-xd7dk3oy3q
    @user-xd7dk3oy3q Před 9 dny

    Taking into account how much these players cost, being out for a year costs a bloody fortune!

  • @user-xd7dk3oy3q
    @user-xd7dk3oy3q Před 9 dny

    My favourite player of all time Jimmy Floyd Hasslebank👍

  • @user-xd7dk3oy3q
    @user-xd7dk3oy3q Před 9 dny

    Games where theirs a high score are normally most boring, as it means one sides defence has collapsed! On the line not a goal ,has to pass as we saw in Euro 2024 Holland v England.

  • @johncarlin8755
    @johncarlin8755 Před 10 dny

    Love how the Americans always say flares they are dangerous, But it's normal in the USA to go into a supermarket and buy firearms. 😄

  • @Arjalineck
    @Arjalineck Před 10 dny

    English crouds are unmatched

  • @thebrumsta9234
    @thebrumsta9234 Před 10 dny

    Fatty chants are birmingham fans 😂

  • @bernice1080
    @bernice1080 Před 10 dny

    😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @djsy54321
    @djsy54321 Před 10 dny

    Leeds fans best support in the country ALAW

  • @limitdata8192
    @limitdata8192 Před 11 dny

    if your teamate is behind all the opponent players and the ball ,you are not allowed to pass to him . But if pass and before the ball lands he goes behind the defence then it is not offside. Moreover if you have the ball and you have passed the opponent defence and your teamate is behind you but still behind the opponents you are allowed to pass to him (if he is in front of you you are not allowed). Lastly if you pass to an offside player but he does not touch the ball, it is still offside if you had clear intent to pass to him.

  • @caroldelaney4700
    @caroldelaney4700 Před 11 dny

    The little black thing is called a sentry box

  • @ya00007
    @ya00007 Před 11 dny

    Jimmy Saville worked on a children's programme on the BBC and was discovered to be a pedophile only after his death following an investigation when women came forward during the "me too" movement. But the strange thing is the BBC knew he was touching young girls inappropriately but chose to look the other way. Gross misconduct by the BBC executives.

  • @Kuljanjua
    @Kuljanjua Před 12 dny

    Brilliant miss all that been a few years! and its football not SOCCER!

  • @roytaylor6361
    @roytaylor6361 Před 12 dny

    It’s about community. Singing brings us together.

  • @mattwingo89
    @mattwingo89 Před 12 dny

    If elite U.S.A. athletes historically played fútbol instead of the NFL, NBA or MLB, they would dominate the world stage. Barry Sanders would have been the greatest player of all time. Calvin Johnson the greatest goalie.

  • @Erulin68
    @Erulin68 Před 12 dny

    My dude... don't you recognize the match at 6:46 ? That our National Team, which was called the Belgian Golden Generation playing your country's national team in the 2014 World Cup. What an amazing goal keeper you guys had, he made 16 saves in 1 match. Oke, you still lost and we knocked you out of the tournament by 2 to 1 but what an marvelous performance from your keeper. A lesser goalie and we'd have won by atleast 10 to 1.

  • @Erulin68
    @Erulin68 Před 12 dny

    You in MMA they kick each other allll the time. But not with studs on their shoes. Or on an opponent that is running at speed.

  • @Erulin68
    @Erulin68 Před 12 dny

    10:28 Yes that works. If you look closely someone's holding her back from doing it.

  • @wmdee9103
    @wmdee9103 Před 13 dny

    We have the best fans in the entire world

  • @arielmarsden4634
    @arielmarsden4634 Před 13 dny

    You cünt it's football

  • @cy_bels
    @cy_bels Před 13 dny

    Have you ever reacted to AFL. Australian Rules Football. Haha Cause it's a different sport OT all your other footballs. And trust and believe it's a good react 👌🤌

  • @cy_bels
    @cy_bels Před 13 dny

    They have a set rhythm of songs and they just make up the lyrics. And you keep repeating them. The lyrics are only ever like 10 to 20 words Max. Not hard