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This guy: I have to lodge a complaint against your white-haired witcher. I instructed him to call me sir and he threatened me with violence! Vesemir: AYO THAT'S MY BOY!

karen...

Love sarcastic Geralt. 💝 His hairdo, not so much. lol

You fucked the White Wolf's head up!

Not a big fan of the vetruvian man

Now, the Sir Something should also call Geralt a sir.

Witcher..I do not wish to see that haircut, ever again.

Even if Bourbeau did “file a complaint” to Kaer Morhen 1. The time it would take the letter to be delivered would take weeks, by horse, and more for Bourbeau to even know if the message arrived. 2. The delivery and postal fee would be absurdly high due to the long journey 3. With rampant monsters, bandits, soldiers, the messenger would likely die before reaching the destination. 4. Once the complaint reaches Kaer Morhen, all the Witchers there are going to laugh their asses off. They’ll either frame it as a gag souvenir for Geralt, or burn it with igni. Who knows they might even reply with their own “customer service response” 5. Bourbeau’s influence and social connections in Kaedwin is virtually zero, he has no authority or power to “fire” Geralt from the School of the Wolf.

which quest is this

Plot twist: customer service is Geralt

He is the type of person who would go ahead and send an actual complaint

These comments have me rollin 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Didnt realize Geralt went california

I don't get this scene because isn't geralt knighted? and doesn't he own a vinyard given to him by the duchess who personally invited him there in the first place?

Isn't this the guy who got cucked by his wife?

Funny thing is Geralt is a knight, so the other guy should call him sir.

"Listen, friend, .." Geralt is canadian confirmed

why does he glow like some sort of geralt the white

Remove the sword's from garelt's back

I stole all of the wine I could when I was down there.

Yeah Geralt seems extraordinarily sassy in this dialogue, but rightfully so.

I remember when i first staryed playing witcher 3 ( first one i played ) i was like his voice is gonna get really old really quick. Never did he is fucking hilarious

What haircut is that? Gerald looks ridiculous

Ya know all through the DLC the NPCs say that he's the biggest fool in the land....and then you meet the guy

0:48 This is one of my favorite lines in the game

I thought the monster is his wife sleeping with farmhands, Noises are loudest in the night, farmhands, she remembers their names despite the statuses, her husband is an ass, and wine cellar seems like a perfect place to do the deed, some fresh wine after a good fuck.

hehe I see someone also loves to maximize profit...

I wanted to shove a sword up his bum when I first heard him lmao. I like this contract though, especially its ending

A Witcher’s guild seems like an interesting idea

Shame that Geralt did not bring up the fact that he was knighted before the start date of the game. This ought to put the count back to his place

Fuck right in my nostalgia bone. This game raised me through my mid teens.

Only one word for this man Jack a#s

Kaer Morhen help line: Witcher Customer service, how may I assist you today? Angry Customer: One of your Monster removal Techs was VERY rude to me! And he stole all kinds of things out of my wine cellar! Food, wine, leather scraps! And to top off, he frightened my wife something awful! She said he was a white-haired, primal beast and could not stop staring at him! She would fan herself everytime he spoke! Customer service: Yessir, we are incredibly sorry for this inconvenience. Would please tell us the Tech's name so we can terminate the employee? Angry Customer: HIS NAME!?!?! I can't be bothered to learn the names of those beneath me!!! Customer Service: Oh, well we are very sorry Sir. There's very little that we can do. I can offer you a discount on your next nekker removal service? Would you like that Sir? Angry Customer: ......Okay.

Nordlings and their manners, royal arses and their mentalities.

What does Muhammad and Michael have in common. They're both pedophiles.lol hahahahaha #1

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Bring this show back

I feel bad for the peasant lol I can’t stand playing like this. but I do love to see other options as well.

For someone so haughty, he can only be bothered to give an additional 65 crowns..bet my Geralt is richer than this guy

Rule #5928 - Ignore people's preferred ways of address - titles, pronouns etc. Sigma Male Mutantillionaire Grindset.

JESUS loves you and died for you.

Why Gerald glistening like that

I was hoping after going through the whole conversation and negotiating, you'd just refuse the quest and walk away from his snobby ass lol

Lambert's the one who handles "Customer Service". And we all know how that ends...

The moment the client says "guild", Geralt cracks a smile. He's thinking "I haven't even been with those witches in centuries but if you think you have better luck, go ahead." LMAO

Meanwhile at Kaer Morhen: - This is Kaer Morhen customer service, Lambert speaking.

Listen, FRIEND.

“I shall file A Complain with your guild!!” “Fine, how about a round of Gwent?” _silently nods_

This would be fucking epic it not for the hair cut