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The French 💀

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After e4, black should resign

Does the course come with the buttplug?

Does the cheater explain how to plug the Stockfish buttplug ?

I think about this clip every time my opponent plays e6 against d4

French revolution speech

Niemann is sensitive like a child and arrogant like a teenager but he can play chess 😂

Hans: My goals are beyond your understanding

hans niemann is a sadboy teenager who just got famous for having a shitty personality

WTF this dude talking bout get him the stockfish already.

I mean, if this was in a live stream I would understand this being out there, but he actually recorded this and decided to keep it in his course?

And that is how the French lost the war.

The germans during WW1:

Sorry who is more comfortable in the French here?

I understand why he cheated now. He had to live up to his own hyper inflated ego.

He’s like a character on a sitcom that if you saw you’d call them unrealistic

this is fucking hilarous???

This is definitely one of the courses of all time

I'm new to chess, this guy is like a chess version of Dillon Danis, which the MMA world hates, but I like that chaos he brings

Right now you may not feel like you want to be a Hans fan. You may ask yourself - "Why shouldn't I just go to Hikaru's channel and be a Hikaru fan? Hikaru always wins." And that said, it's just great to be a Hikaru fan, but then you think to yourself, "If you could know what world the future is?" Think to yourself, "If I'm just a Hikaru fan, then I'm just supporting a winner, but can I relate to a winner?" Are all of you guys just like Hikaru? Are all of you guys just the best in the world? Is that someone you relate to? It's easy to be a fan of his, because he always wins. When you come to my channel, I'm just -- a kid, trying to achieve his dreams. Someone who's going to keep on grinding - keep working until I am on top. And I'm going to be on top. There's going to be a day when I play Titled Tuesday and I go 10 out of 10. That's going to happen. OK? There's going to be a day when I'm on top and you guys are going to realise that . . . I'm just like you. I'm just, as far as Twitch -- I'm just a disappointment. But I'm someone who's if able to prove that I cannot be a disappointment and not be a failure, proves that every single one of you out there can achieve the exact same thing.

French defence: mindfuck gambit, confusion line

Bwahahahahhaha

"Are you a rusher or are you a dragger?"

I didn’t know Jesse Pinkman played chess

Man I didn't know Hans spoke fluent French

So you mean to say they’ve taken what we thought we think and make us think we thought our thoughts we’ve been thinking our thoughts we think we thought?! I think?

His hairline speaks for itself

Section 1 - smuggling Section 2 - morse code vibrations Section 3 - evading interviews

I hope Magnus is taking pointers

inconceivable

Is your booty sore???

Haven’t seen a guy so repulsive since elementary school.

100 Million dollar court case didn't go as planned and now he is selling courses?

Man I still remember seeing him play on coffee chess and liking him, but now he just seems so arrogant, and he is so bad at actually expressing himself in a understandable manner. Cheating allegations aside he ain't a good teacher.

some people are not made for analyze stuff u know.

You know why Gemini has such a fascination with Leo? Because it's ruled by mercury. The closest planet to the sun.

I'm begining to see why Magnus Quit. He stood zero chance.

We need this kind of calculation in a chess match

The french speaks for itself

HAHA

Im ngl if you ignore all of the drama this guy is awesome lol

Is his booty hole vibrating???

Fs i came here hoping he'd teach me how to use stockfish

hans: Chess speaks for itself also hans: see if they think were doing the french while were not good in the french theyll think that we think theyll think our french is good but if we then play french thinking their french is more french then our french we have to outfrench them

"and then to decimate our opponent we open up stockfish"

"So clearly, I cannot choose the wine in front of me..."

I hate that I absolutely know what he means xD

That was unbelievably confusing

This explanation speaks for itself Unironically tho, its a pretty good course ngl