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I laughed so hard I was crying, omfg the universe must've been pissed at Jerma that day

This is why consoles are dying and PC is booming

what stream is this from?

Fuck this is so good, someone NEEDS to make a hardcore aggressive industrial techno song with someone screaming this as the lyrics

This gives me and inside self a good reason to avoid Digital Stores like this. Because don't forget Companies like these can hold your games hostage. I would RATHER have the Physical copy of the game to play with instead of dealing with this Digital trash.

I love how Microsoft cursed him twice because not only does it THINK that he doesn't own the game but that his PC also kept crashing.

There’s just something surreal about Jerma being legitimately upset like this.

Copypastable version: Listen, listen to me, listen to me. Here's what happened. So, I wake up this morning. I say, you know, I could play I could play Xbox if I wanted to, or I could play PSVR. We did a poll. The people decided that we were going to play Red Dead Redemption. That's what the people decided. I went to the online store to buy Red Dead Redemption on the Xbox One backwards compatibility fucking store. You can buy it on the store. Please buy. Okay, let's go ahead and buy this. That sounds like a fucking plan. I go to purchase it. It says, oh, sorry, you don't have a credit card on file. Which, by the way, let's first talk about that for one second. No credit card on file. Fuck off. Like, why can't I just buy the fucking game, right? Why can't I just select Red Dead Redemption and purchase the game? I don't, who cares about having a credit card on file? So, fuck that, whatever, right? So, I put, I changed my credit card, put a credit card on file. I still don't have a credit card on file. I use my second credit card. I have two credit cards, credit card, debit card, you know, like most human beings. Both of them do not work, right? They don't work. So, I'm like in fucking panic mode, because like, I don't have my fucking PSVR set up. And nothing's set up correctly. So, I'm like, fuck, I have to go get Red Dead Redemption. Both of my credit cards, by the way, out of my wallet now. I get in the fucking car, and I drive to Walmart. It's like a 15 minute drive for me to get to Walmart. Credit card's out of my wallet. I don't have my credit cards in my fucking wallet. I go into the fucking store, and I go up to the fucking electronics section. Oh, you guys have Red Dead Redemption, right? Yeah, we do. We do have Red Dead Redemption, sir. Please come this way. They open up the fucking case, take it out. Yeah, that'll be fucking like $19, whatever this fucking seven-year-old game is worth. And they open up my wallet. There's no credit cards in there. I'm like, what happened to the credit cards? Oh, that's right. I took them out. I took them out. So, I drove back. And all the while, I like called Kim to like fucking buy it on Amazon. So, like, get the game fucking purchased on Amazon all night. I'm screaming. I screamed in the car ride home. So, you're talking about like 40 minutes just go by for no reason. I went to Walmart. No fucking credit cards. Screaming in the car. I screamed in the car. I swear to God. Fucking screaming in the car. I'm not kidding. This is real. Listen to my voice. This is not like making this up. I fucking screamed in the car. Nobody was there. I'm just sitting there screaming. Because like, fuck, dude, that sucks so fucking bad. I just want to like, I want to stream Red Dead Redem- What? Fucking blue screen of death. Like, I am like going to scream. What's the last thing? What's the last thing you guys saw, by the way? What's the last thing you guys saw? Because I saw something that I was not fucking happy about. Uh, something about the car. Wait, hold on. The game. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Hold on a minute. I, the game, I blue screened that long ago? Hold on. What? I was talking for so long. Oh, my God. I'm so fucking angry right now. I was speaking for so long after that. I told you the whole story. Oh, God. I was seriously going to get to a point. Well, I was, I was fucking, my face must have been purple in Walmart, by the way. Like, I was going to ask the guy behind the counter. I just couldn't fucking do it, though. How do you fucking do something like that? I was like, hey, uh. Hey, can you, like, buy this for me? I was going to ask him to buy me the game, and I was going to come back tomorrow with, like, 50 bucks and hand this guy a fucking 50 dollar bill. I was going to hand this guy a fucking Hugh Grant. You know what I mean? Like, the guy was going to get a Hugh Grant. I didn't even fucking care at that point. I was going to have this guy buy the game, and I was going to come back and fucking care. Fucking take a 50. The game's 20 bucks. I don't even give a fuck. Take it. You know what I mean? Anyways. So I get back, buy it on Amazon, install the game from a code from Amazon. Like, you know, Amazon sells game codes. The Red Dead Redemption game code, right? So, uh, let's go ahead and press play, guys. Why don't we do that? Why don't we play Red Dead Redemption? And this is, um, and this is what I fucking was- What? This is new. Came back from a fucking blue screen. A second blue screen. What is this? What is this? Do you own this game? Play. What are you talking about? What the fuck? I just. It's no fucking way. It's not possible. This is like six hours. Second blue screen. You come back. I can't play it. I can't even play Red Dead. If you bought this online, make sure you're signed into Xbox Live. I am! Fucking, Tender D Rangoon for Christ's sake. You gotta be shitting me. Restart the Xbox. Okay. Okay. You see a blue screen. I'm gonna have to buy a new monitor because it's good. It's going through. I'm gonna. My hand's going through the screen. Turn the fuck off. Please turn on. I don't care about any of this. Turn it on. Where's my games and apps? Cortana. Fuck off. I want my games. Games. Red Dead Redemption. Play. I don't give a fuck anymore. That was legit Amazon Digital Services. That was not like a third-party seller. That was Amazon. Please escape. I don't know what to do. Why is this? What's going on? Why is this taking so long? What is happening? I'm so sad. Here we go. Finally, a fucking real game. It says Red Dead. This is. I can't be on here. I can't. Like I. I can't. I fucking. Let me try Red Dead again. The product is installed. Play. Are you sure you own this game? I don't know. You bought it online. I'm gonna. I'll buy it right now. On the Xbox store. I don't give a fuck. Where is it? How do I get an Xbox code? Hard. I'm gonna fuck. I'm ripping the cord out of the back of the. You want to see this shit on fucking camera? You want like, a fucking camera? Take a look at this one. Oh, what's that? Is that the fucking power cord for the Xbox? Oh, no, he wouldn't do that, would he? Would he do that? The fuck out of here. Let's give it a try. And I. And I may have. I may have damaged my console. No, we're OK. Red Dead Redemption. There it is. You game will start soon. Will you start soon? Are you going to start soon? You're gonna, right? It is. Come on. Just getting the game ready. It's just like cleaning up the fucking closet. There's like a little bit of dust in that closet. There's some shit in that closet. It's getting it ready. It's fucking putting the files together. It's like doing a fucking defrag. It's doing a fucking system defrag. Your game is going to start. Come on, come on. Just gonna do a fucking defrag. That's all it was. That's all it was. It was just fucking pulling the cord up. Here it is. Fucking. Will I ever buy another product on Xbox ever again? Probably no. Probably no. Absolutely. Absolutely no. We got Crackdown 3 coming. I'm gonna fucking shove it up your ass. Do you own this game? We have to contact Phil Spencer's personal cell phone to make sure you own the game that you just bought on Amazon. Sure. Put the disc in. Do you have the disc? Backwards compatibility is a big deal for us over in Microsoft.

THIS GAME SUX

Watched this stream yesterday, burst out laughing so hard

no peter its the suit

I’ve never seen a more compelling argument for PC gaming

Personally gonna gain of function Jerma virus until it becomes a massive plague.

That's what he's freaking out and screaming about? A game he can't play and his computer acting up? Good lord, this child has never experienced any true hardship a day in his life.

the future of anti-biotics is in the hand of a guy who said "doctor scientist"

Doc: I'm sorry but you have rare disease known such as Jerma. Patient: What's jerma? Doc: Jerma balls

“Backwards compatibility is a big deal for us at Microsoft” kills me everytime

Jerma, more like Germa

Jermaphages will be the next big step in medicine. I guarantee it.

“I’m sorry, you have Jerma” “What’s Jerma?” “Jerma DEEEEZ NUUUUTS.” “That doesn’t make a-“ “GOTTEM!”

Missed opportunity to call it “germ-a”

Microsoft try not to mess up the most simple things challenge (impossible)

Jerma pills

Germa

im in university studying to be an engineer right now and im tempted to name my senior final design project after jerma

Jerma on stream: "Why does every webcam suck?" Jerma off stream (only sometimes on stream out of habit): 🤜🏻💥📹🤜🏻💥📹🤜🏻💥📹 "DIE MF!"

That’s pretty cringe.

doctor: the infection has spread rapidly throw-out your body patient: so i'm dying doc? doctor: yes but luckily we have jerma so you should be fine in about a month or two patient: jerma? wait WHAT????

Thank god the camera fell backwards or else we would’ve seen his little jeremy

They should have named it Germa

Jerma985 sounds like a name that astronomers name random bodies/phenomena in outer space.

watching this while putting the finishing touches on my valedictorian bachelors doctorate thesis

jerma is about one of the only people who im okay with people being fan enough to do stuff like this, hes been a great dude nonstop

I love that. Us scientists give stuff meme-y names all the time hahahaha Sonic Hedgehog protein? Mhm...

Jerma will protect me from illness??

This is the biggest first world problem ive ever heard of and its hilarious

This reminds me of the bacteriophage that was named after minos prime (minosphrime).

germa

germa

ah yes, minosphrime and jerma985 who's next to have a virus named after them

Jerm-a

me in my old age laughing my ass off after watching news of an outbreak of virus pandemic named Jerma985

This guy missed the joke of a century to name it "Sus" and say it was named after Jerma

"backwards compatibility is a big deal for us over in micro soft" killed me

Jerma actually sounds like a medical term

Some scientist named a signalling protein "sonic the hedgehog." Kinda funny until you're a doctor trying to explain to parents their newborn child has holoprosencephaly.

the future of gaming is scary. anyone else miss physically owning things?

This is that Microsoft experience, their speciality

I thought the life of console people was chill. At this point, PC sounds better

He finds the concept of a VIRUS being named after him, to be cool? he's a monster.