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Two Idiot Girls Podcast
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Just two idiot girls talking...what more could you ask for?
A podcast by Drew & Deison Afualo.
We post every Tuesday wherever you listen to Podcasts!
A podcast by Drew & Deison Afualo.
We post every Tuesday wherever you listen to Podcasts!
When You Meet the Love of Your Life in the Cafeteria
hi lil freaks!! in this week's episode we answered some advice questions sent in by our super awesome hot and sexy Patreoners!! in this episode we talked about how we navigated our quarter life crises/saturn returns, what to do when you're in a funk, and the time Drew almost had a meet cute at the UH Cafeteria Hall!
COME SEE US ON TOUR THIS SUMMER!! You can buy your tickets at
www.drew-afualo.com or www.twoidiotgirls.com !!!
PREORDER DREW'S BOOK LOUD! It will be released on July 30th, 2024!!
CLICK HERE TO BUY YOUR COPY!!
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@_twoidiotgirls | @deisonafualo | @drewafualo
COME SEE US ON TOUR THIS SUMMER!! You can buy your tickets at
www.drew-afualo.com or www.twoidiotgirls.com !!!
PREORDER DREW'S BOOK LOUD! It will be released on July 30th, 2024!!
CLICK HERE TO BUY YOUR COPY!!
For extra fun silly zoomie-filled content, JOIN OUR MEMBERSHIP!!! Visit patreon.com/twoidiotgirls for more info!!!
Our Sponsor for this week is:
- HelloFresh: Go to HelloFresh.com/twoidiotgirlsapps for FREE appetizers for life!
FOLLOW US ON INSTAGRAM & TIKTOK :P
@_twoidiotgirls | @deisonafualo | @drewafualo
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How to Not Use Your Salad Spinner
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hi lil freaks!!!! this week we continued to peruse and learn y'all's sister/bestie dictionaries and they were hilarious PER USUAL! in this week's episode we talked about how we'd navigate Love Island as contestants, the most perfect cheesy movies that have ever existed, and more of our favorite bits with stupid Adam LMAO COME SEE US ON TOUR THIS SUMMER!! You can buy your tickets at www.drew-afu...
How We'd Write the Perfect Elvis Presley Biopic
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hi lil bb freaksssss!!! because we've been cackling at the sister/bestie dictionary trend on TikTok, we thought we'd have y'all send in yours! in this episode we talked about our vacaciones!!!, the origins of so many of our bits, and MOST importantly the difference between a turd vs. a Terd the answer may shock YOU. COME SEE US ON TOUR THIS SUMMER!! You can buy your tickets at www.drew-afualo.c...
ISLAND GYALS VLOG??? (Patreon Teaser!!)
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hi freaks! please enjoy this chaotic nonsensical vlog of us on vacation with our beautiful family! we had some much needed sun!!!!, relaxation, and laughs 😊 if you’ve ever wondered what it’s like hanging out with us - this vlog gives you a lil sneak peek of it LMAO if you want to watch the rest of our Vlog ANDDD access other cutie perks then visit patreon.com/twoidiotgirls to join the brotherho...
La La Land (Drew's Version)
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hi freaks - the audio is off in the last like 1/4th of this episode. we couldn't figure out how to fix it lol but it 's not THAAAAT noticeable :P also the content is funny so who gives a rip! love uuuuuuu hiiiiii freaks :) in this episode we concluded our riveting series of Drew painfully describing what she thinks happens in specific movies for Deison to guess! in this episode we talked about ...
We're Looking for the Lady with the Sweet Keester
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hiiii sweet lil freaks! this week we continued our series on Drew inaccurately (and sometimes accurately!!) describing movies to Deison! in this episode we talked about our personal nail journey, our thoughts on the "Black Swan", and why "Rugrats in Paris" deserves more national recognition & was 10000% Oscar worthy!!! COME SEE US ON TOUR THIS SUMMER!! You can buy your tickets at www.drew-afual...
Is Beaker from the Muppets a Shrimp or a Crawfish???
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hi lil freakssss!!! this week we had y'all send in movies for Drew to describe to Deison and why did we lowkey kill this challenge likeeeeeee 🤭 in this episode we talked about our opinions on the "Divergent" series, our current thoughts on the upcoming "Planet of the Apes" movie, and what Drew thinks happens in "Pride and Prejudice" (we've never seen it - bet you couldn't tell!!!) COME SEE US O...
Why We're Waiting for the Monkeys to Decide
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hi lil freaksssss!!! this week we continued to answer some hard hitting questions submitted by our loyal Patreoners! in this episode we talked about why Donnie is the most annoying person at the airport, why the ocean truly terrifies us, and our longest standing/current bits we're obsessed with! COME SEE US ON TOUR THIS SUMMER!! You can buy your tickets at www.drew-afualo.com or www.twoidiotgir...
The Love Story Between Timothee Chalamet & the Sand Worms in Dune
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hi sick lil freakssssss !!! this week we had our lovely Patreoners send in some questions for us to answer and it was so much fun! in this episode we talked about our 17 hr trip to the Big Apple, how we told our mom we're big BUSTY gals, and what interview questions we'd have for Austin Butler, Jacob Elordi, and Timothee Chalamet! COME SEE US ON TOUR THIS SUMMER!! You can buy your tickets at ww...
When Your Boyfriend's Underwear is Hard to the Touch???
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hi freaks!! this week we concluded our saga on things y'all's exes did and you stayed and this one might be the nastiest one yet.... in this episode we talked about OUR NATIONWIDE TOUR!!! (buy your tickets at the link below!!), when your boyfriend's mud butt makes it into the shower, and how to navigate when you walk in on your boyfriend chewing his toenails off like a cat :D !! COME SEE US ON ...
When Your Ex-Husband Loves Milk & Not Brushing His Teeth???
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hiiiiiii freaksssss!!! we continued to read and giggle over all of the things y'all's exes did yet you stayed and we learned A LOT!! in this episode we talked about the controversial vanity planet spin brush, how to react when your bf lies about his height TO your face and iN front of company??, and why men are so against cleanliness!!! PREORDER DREW'S BOOK LOUD! It will be released on July 30t...
Why Do Men Not Like to Wash their Hands, Teeth, or Butts???
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hellooo sick lil freaks!! this week we asked y'all to send in stories about things your ex did and you still stayed with them :'( we gasped over men's hygiene almost the entire time, can u BELIEVE????? in this episode we talked about the first serious conversation Drew & Pili had, what to do when your bf cheats on you & wears a tie you bought him to his wedding???, and how to react when someone...
Eating 3 to 5 Rotisserie Chickens in This Economy????
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hi freaks!!! :D this week we decided to do another gardening episode because y'all have been enjoying the last couple lol in this episode we talked about new rules that should be implemented at TSA, how many geese we could WRECK in a fight, and Drew's trick to have dolphin skin on her back! :) PREORDER DREW'S BOOK LOUD! It will be released on July 30th, 2024!! CLICK HERE TO BUY YOUR COPY!! For ...
Mewing Cartoon Cheetahs and How Drew Almost Saved the NFL
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hi freakss!!! this week we continued to "garden" and answer y'all's questions annndddd let's just say we were feelin it this episode (meaning Deison was lmao) in this episode we talked about our favorite tv "himbos," pet peeves we have that we believe deserve punishments, and who we think was the original family vlog channel ????? PREORDER DREW'S BOOK LOUD! It will be released on July 30th, 202...
Two Idiot Girls Mukbang??? (Patreon Teaser)
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hi sick lil freaks !!! this week instead of a bonus episode we thought y’all would rather listen to us eat from 3 of our favorite spots from our hometown LMAO in this episode we share stories about growing up in Corona, why we love Ariana Grande so much, and some insight on what it’s like being public figures lol it’s a rly long random episode so basically it’s PERFECT for a mukbang! if you wan...
Dream Gardening Circles and Why Hotdogs are Underrated
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Dream Gardening Circles and Why Hotdogs are Underrated
Stinky Almond Nails and Illiterate Cowboys
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Stinky Almond Nails and Illiterate Cowboys
Is Teen Wolf Better than Vampire Diaries???
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Is Teen Wolf Better than Vampire Diaries???
When Your Dad Asks Your Crush to Prom For You???
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When Your Dad Asks Your Crush to Prom For You???
Crafting Handwritten Love Poems for Your Crush Isn't Embarrassing ???
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Crafting Handwritten Love Poems for Your Crush Isn't Embarrassing ???
Are Self Help Books a Cry for Help??? FT. Caleb Hearon!!!
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Are Self Help Books a Cry for Help??? FT. Caleb Hearon!!!
Single Ply Toilet Paper is Better than Two Ply?????
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Single Ply Toilet Paper is Better than Two Ply?????
Deviled Eggs are Disgusting and Will Never be as Good as Egg Salad
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Deviled Eggs are Disgusting and Will Never be as Good as Egg Salad
BONUS EPPY TEASER: How We’d Survive the Hunger Games and Tucking Panties
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BONUS EPPY TEASER: How We’d Survive the Hunger Games and Tucking Panties
Pilot Elvis and the Importance of Shower Wash Gloves
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Pilot Elvis and the Importance of Shower Wash Gloves
In: Being a Sick Lil Freak Out: Being a Sicko
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In: Being a Sick Lil Freak Out: Being a Sicko
Stinky Butt for One Week or No New Nails Forever???
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Stinky Butt for One Week or No New Nails Forever???
Being a Sick Little Freak is IN for 2024
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Being a Sick Little Freak is IN for 2024
When You Have to Tell Your Boss You Flooded the Toilet
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When You Have to Tell Your Boss You Flooded the Toilet
Giving Our Unwarranted Silent Reviews on Saltburn
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Giving Our Unwarranted Silent Reviews on Saltburn
I am the same about listening to the same song 1000000000x and then moving on
Deis just CASUALLY mentioning she's a meat girlie now - details please :)
Bridge to Terabithia core was my middle school experience for real
I actually gagged when you read that part about kissing and stuff coming into your mouth…. Just… wow 🤮
I had a 50 yo co worker who had an obsession with sucking lollipops…. And please listen she was SLURPING like she was giving sloppy head. And it was disturbing. She was so loud and it was one right after another all. Day. Long. She had a whole bag at her desk and replenished her supplies for at least 2 weeks before someone had a fight with her about this This is the closest thing I thought should be punishable by death lol
Deison saying we have to be nice during pride month is me during BHM🤣🤣
I know the ramen ur talking about is indome
DREW you need to grab the Uncle Roger Mila collaboration.... it's insanely spicy creamy crab pasta 🥵🥵🥵
You guys gotta come out to Honolulu for Pacific Ink and Art Expo!!!!! It's gonna be toooooooooooooooooight.
I think you guys would like Rachel Chinouriri’s album! Super good, 10/10. (I might have spelled her last name wrong though 😭)
as a young 20 year old this makes me feel a little better
57:31 LOL love u guys 💕
Deison looks so pretty
I think I need a Drew Review on ACOTAR please and thank you
Omg deison! I just recently started eating meat again after almost 10 years! How’s your tummy? 😭
god i FIEND for souplantation
the discussion on age was so healing and honest ❤
Omg Deison I know EXACTLY what foam pop tarts you ate talking about!!!!!!!!
The way yall have anxiety about contamination w your beds and pillows is sooooo relatable for me bc ocd rules my existence
As a Mexican girl who has been eating hot chips since elementary school, I too suffer. However, I, once in middle school went a whole year without eating hot chips because I got really into running and slowly cut back for a diet… and the worst thing that came from that was that I realized I did in fact feel better 😒. Now I’m in college and I’m attempting to do that again and so far it’s been a month and realize that I’m acting like I’m in recovering addict going around telling people how good it feels to not induce in red 40.
Listening to them talk about zodiac makes me want to send them my chart so they can read me to filth
As a girl with a sensitive tum tum you gotta try Barbara’s jalapeno cheddar cheese puffs!!
Your (first) Saturn return will always be when you’re around 27-29ish bc that’s how long it takes for the planet to orbit the sun. So your Saturn return = Saturn is back in the same sign it was in when you were born. You have one again in your 50s!
26:14 it was corny af
I HATE when my husband lays on my pillows! We have our own for a reason.lol
I tell my bf all the time, that Espresso and Please Please Please does something to me that I cannot explain and that I feel like I’m on the Josie and the Pussycats movie where they put subliminal messages behind the songs. Xnskxnskxnskzns
Regarding quarter life crises, as a 34yo woman, I completely agree. I’m genuinely finding myself, and most of that is due to shedding the desire for male validation.
12:55 “ur a dumbazz” 😂
BOTH OF YOUR LAUGHS are what got me hoocked. he shitt1est day can be brighter if I hear any of you laugh... and if you CACKLE, IT ADDS JOY TO MY LIFE <333
I love the acento Drew & Deis both have when pronouncing chorro 😂
The girl that doesn’t know how to feel comfortable out alone….you need to romanticize it. Look up romanticizing everyday activities. Edit: Deison with her pillow is me 😂😂I HATE when people touch my pillows and stuff in general. I will wash my pillow cases if someone touches it, because I won’t use it 😂
Alright and okay why did I cry so hard when listening to the first advice you guys gave.
the way i preferred and demanded my mom put my hair in a high slick back pony as well but without the headband. every single day of 5-6th grade. like no flyaways, she needs to be flat. why were we so embarrassing in middle school and who let us get away with it
Deison I am so happy to hear someone feel the same way about their pillow🤣 don’t touch it!!!
Legit, when Cowboy Carter came out, I listened to Tyrant 163 times in one month. I have a sticker on my lamp above my desk that says, "Don't talk to me, I'm hyperfixating". Because I will listen to songs on repeat for weeks after I discover it. I'm currently listening to Orville peck on repeat again. All so, when I heard you bring up the vibrator in the salad spinner I fucking died laughing.
Deison I beg of you just put a little bit of the buldak sauce at a time, it’s so good 😭
I just got out of (another) emotionally abusive relationship two days ago, and honestly listening to your opinions and views on life is really keeping me going right now. I’m 22, and the man I was with completely destroyed my self-esteem and forced me to bend all of my morals for him, but hearing how strong and confident both of you are gives me hope that someday I can feel better than I do right now. I’m so thankful for this podcast and for both of you in general, please never stop being amazing
No one can touch my pillow either, if they do I’ll change the pillowcase or flip the pillowcase inside out!!!
your Saturn return is when Saturn returns to the sign it was in when you were born, so Drew since you were born in 95 you are going through yours now! It started in March of 2023 and will go thru February of 2026, except for between May 2025 - August 2025 when it goes retrograde :) usually happens between ages 27-30, give or take a year
My friends and I have a new bit inspired by Brittany so anytime one of really wants something we raise our hands in worship and say “Donald trump if you can hear me send *said object* our way”
im 27 and i swear i felt like i had my shit together more when i was 20 wtf
but i feel like COVID really fucked my timeline up
also: best medicine for depression is movement!!! i danced for 15 years and even at my most depressed my mom made me go to class and by the end??? i felt WAYYYYY better bc of that release of endorphins 🥲
FINISHED ACOTAR??? When Deison locks in, PLEASE DISCUSS
Regarding the doing things alone question: something that really helped me get comfortable is going to stores RIGHT when they open -- I typically have the whole place to myself and can take my time perusing. As a woman, it's a lot more peaceful, I don't have to be *quite* as on-edge about my surroundings when it's me and a couple grandma's in the store✨
Everyone’s Saturn return is at 27-31 you can’t go through it earlier than that lol
i am a subscriber of the indomie ramen supremacy. I will not be taking questions at this time.
Love the book clubs! Would love to hear yalls thoughts on it. Content Idea: Drew retells book plots! Smut and all :)
Drew you should try the Totis Donitas Chile Limón. 😌
I saw that video that girl made and absolutely died😂 I commented something about how bad it is that she found community with the shitty men in her comments 🤣🤣🤣
The Nasty reference yessss!
hot & spicy bowl noodles are the BEST