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A remarkable complex person

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40 minutes in boys

Lyrics: Girl you know you’re ready, ‘cause you is a chubby chaser Got that Roy Rooster for them U.S. Acres Got 9 lives, we ain’t in no hurry You’ll be seeing 3d, ‘cause bitch, i’m Bill Murray My name’s Garfield and i’m here to say That I like good p***y in a major way Black girls, white girls, short girls, tall I ain’t picky, i’ll take it all Work that body, work that body Make sure you don’t hurt nobody Get wild, lose your mind Take this thing into overtime Hey DJ, turn it up QCD gon’ burn it up Come on y’all, get on the floor Say hey, let’s go, alright Bitch I look like Garfield I look like Garfield Lemme peek inside your fridge and let me show you how a jar feels Girl let me examine you, you know that you want this I’m a p***y expert, girl You can call me Dr. Liz Bitch I look like Garfield I look like Garfield Lemme peek inside your fridge and let me show you how a jar feels Girl let me examine you, you know that you want this I’m a p***y expert, girl You can call me Dr. Liz Docfuture for president, 2054

2 times the speed is amazing

Russell Brand's psychomotor overexcitability and his intellectual, imaginational and emotional overexcitabilities are all on full display. I suspect he's got sensual overexcitability too (the clothes sense). Bravo dude all five overexcitabilities!

I send this to every girl that clearly photoshopped their pics

bitch he looks like garfield

'They played themselves and they can't rewind' I fucking love that line

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Lyrics?

My favorite show

I normally don’t partake of 1 hr versions of anything, but this is so good.

Walls weren’t belenee shebelenabeelee Like if you agree

finally

Aah a song to play on patrol

Currently a Thot Patrol Staff Seargent in my area.

This is an amazing cover

Is this on iTunes?

am i dumb because i can't comprehend all of russell's sentences or is he just really smart...because i'm thinking that i need to start reading more books or memorizing words in the dictionary haha

what

I wish my words and my mind could move as fast as his does

Is he on speed?

One does not simply have a casual conversation with Russell Brand.

Woah, I love how he uses such fine words.

Ironic that this has caused a lot more people to find out who Mr Van Rompuy is. Farage is a tool in general, UKIP's far right are openly homophobic and misogynistic.

BRASIL THE BEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

Im sure russell is the only person that has blown jeremy paxman's mind :p

Russell Brand for primeminister.

russell seems to have had a spiritual awakening , prehaps hes ascending, fair play to him , but he is just one of millions, hes no more special than me or anyone else

love this man

It is a surprise that someone intelligent actually believes in god.

hahahah how can someone speak so fluently and accurately, the deepest thoughts in their mind while maintaining jest? His vocabulary is amazing. Well maybe when I'm 20 years older I'd be like that. They say bilingual societies have kids that are good at more than one language but suffer in the vocab department. Must be true.

I do think that he has marxist ideas but the fact that we still study marx in sociology counts for something; the starting point was valid. But he did sound like he wanted a revolution in rebranding and refocusing politics rather than a socialist movement. I would have liked him to take responsibility for his actions in these interviews but then I remember he did it already, a long time ago, and his focus/topic is not about a sappy personal story but about bigger things.

yea he is not praising the benefits of inequality and a corrupt political system, you must find that seriously disturbing. Maybe you need to go shopping to calm down.

To Believe in god, is to believe in the mystery ?!?!?!?!?

Bloody good chap, for a bloody bird.

I may or may not like how he has behaved so far in his life, I may not agree with his spiritual beliefs, but right now, after watching Newsnight tonight, I could kiss him. That's Newsnight, as aired on the 23rd of October 2013, that I didn't have the energy to pick the remote up, that was only 3 inches away, to turn over, as I never watch Newsnight as it is just all too dam depressing, that edition. This is Kate Adie, outside Bibbies, for Newsnight, Good night.

Hare Krishna !! John Lennon & Mohammed Ali combined....all glories 2 u Russell. The ignorant and the envious just won't get ya

Just like John Lennons ideas of branding and popularizing peace, freedom, etc. Great idea!

He speaks so sing song like, but he seems to be narcissistic and possibly high on stimulants.

He seems very egocentric and deceitful in a sense.

There is something off about him.

What exactly did he say that was illogical? Unelucidated, slightly rushed (due to the short time and amount of topics) perhaps, but illogical?

I think that says more about you than it does Russell.

I think he is normally very understandable and articulate. I do agree that sometimes he use to many synonyms, one after the other.

what are you talking about? There is no flaw in logic here...

This wasn't rehearsed, Russell Brand's just intelligent as fuck.

Wow the way see speaks is so beautiful! It's hard to understand sometimes because not only does he speak fast he also uses as extensive vocabulary. You can tell he is so passionate in everything he does that's why he speaks so quickly as to get the message out because there is so much to say. I LOVE HIM!

Hmmm. He has good things to say, and he sees a lot of social constructs with unusual clarity, but he moves and assumes too quickly, and misses important, subtle details. He needs to slow down and question his own beliefs more thoroughly. Still though it's refreshing to see someone famous speak so honestly, though his logic is flawed.