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Nickkocher
Registrace 9. 04. 2006
Writer. SNL, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, BriTANicK, occasionally Marvel.
neurotica. premiering at 2019 Tribeca Film Festival!
www.Nickkocher.com
www.BriTANicK.com
www.NeuroticaSeries.com
neurotica. premiering at 2019 Tribeca Film Festival!
www.Nickkocher.com
www.BriTANicK.com
www.NeuroticaSeries.com
neurotica trailer (starring Karen Gillan and Jon Bass)
AT LONG LAST watch the entire film online at: czcams.com/video/muZnCSTrq0g/video.html&t
A comedic, sci-fi short premiering at Tribeca Film Festival in April 2019!
Written by Nick Kocher
Directed by Laura Moss
Starring:
Karen Gillan
Jon Bass
Jillian Bell
Karan Soni
David Dastmalchian
Betsy Sodaro
Produced by: Mali Elfman and The Bindery
A comedic, sci-fi short premiering at Tribeca Film Festival in April 2019!
Written by Nick Kocher
Directed by Laura Moss
Starring:
Karen Gillan
Jon Bass
Jillian Bell
Karan Soni
David Dastmalchian
Betsy Sodaro
Produced by: Mali Elfman and The Bindery
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Video
Tommy Wiseau recites a sonnet.
zhlédnutí 230KPřed 15 lety
At a screening of 'The Room' in New York. Someone yelled "Tommy! Do a Sonnet!" .....this is what came out of his mouth. Also, he's holding those flowers upside down.
Don't Be An Individual - A Graduation Speech
zhlédnutí 293KPřed 17 lety
The speech I gave at the Paideia High School Senior Dinner a few days before graduation. www.TheNickkocher.com www.BriTANicK.com
Well. I didn’t know you married Karen Gillan. So, my bad. Hope you figure something out with britanick, cause it sucks now. The old stuff was good. Stop editing it.
Crazy how this guy became a drunk middle aged dude
Okay, now I know damn good and well that I've clicked the thumbs-up on this video. Doing so again...
czcams.com/video/hnG8f2Jgdh4/video.html
"it was then she noticed it was getting late"
but i like being an individual
Only one episode was ever made: czcams.com/video/muZnCSTrq0g/video.html
DEL!
Pain
very noob delivery
Your ugly wife better be your wife.
Holy Moly Smokin' Canole'!!!!!!!! He married Karen Gillan???? There is hope for us geeks! I might not die a virgin!!! I didn't know that until I came to these comments!! Congratulations to you two!!
An individual guy who lost a pop & lock competition to a marble statue and , being color blind , walked away from wall mart buying a black & white tv thinking it's a color tv........Then giving it to his girlfriend to impress her . When asked if she was impressed , she replied saying , "try depressed" and can you say-"i'm gonna leave now"! Nik did try to correct that color blindness , by going to a place called "idiotischer Ort" in Austria , where he could operate "on himself" !!🙄 thankfully he didn't operate himself...Because his 5 years of saved dimes from a raided bubble gum machine wasn't enough to get him a bus ticket to the airport. Nik did get "HALF" good with his pop & lock dance routine , namely his bones were...."locked"....Like a statue !!-Didn't develop much muscles in this way....but he did grow a beard !!-PS. Nick did leave an I owe you note in the raided bubblegum machine
Sorry but the audio is so bad and the laughing is so loud I can hardly make out what he is saying to understand him. I'm deaf in one ear and half tone deaf in the other, subtitles would be nice. Wish I could have enjoyed it as much as everyone else seems to have.
Subtitled version available here: instagram.com/tv/Cdv87Ubpm9o/?igshid=MWI4MTIyMDE=
Superb and congratulations on your marriage to Karen Gillan.
It takes talent to give a speech like this in high school.
Is that younger doug stanhope
I watched this probably 10+ years ago… came back just to see if it was still here… also had to say, this speech holds up
please show this to the internet people, upload full episode!
Beautiful ❤️❤️❤️❤️
I bet this guy wasn't expecting to marry Karen Gillan. Nick, I've been watching your work for fifteen years. Thanks for the laughs and the inspiration.
ok I could be real happy if I can find the background track or music similar to that. electronic music that doesn't get played in a dumb dance club & is not doomer vibe ← this.
where do i watch tt
Still... waiting...
Still 1000x better than the "Wear Sunscreen" speech. Still 1000x less appreciated than the "Wear Sunscreen" speech.
Como eu faço pra ver essa serie? Eu to procurando feito louco
Karen Gillan is a brilliant actress. I met her 6 years ago.
2 years ago this trailer came out..... still the show hasn't been released yet?? lol
Who cares? I do.................still waiting....can you upload it to Amazon Prime? Or screen it at a private party here in Miami?
Someone please tell me where can i watch this
This video is old
This is delightful. This is so good, I wish I had written it. Bravo 👏
God, if he was in my class I would've locked this guy down for marriage. Funny guys are top tier. Why was I so stupid in highschool?
To be fair, you can be an individual. But you can also belong with a group of people who love and support you and care for you. That being said, thank you for this speech.
So, whatever happened with this? IMDB just lists one episode.
Now, IVE SEARCHED FOR THE GODDAMN transcript, but didn't find it, so here it is(far from perfect cuz im a non native) : THE TRANSCRIPT(CAPTIONS): Ladies and gentlemen, I stand before you today as a product of Paidaea School. I entered Paidaea in 7th grade. A skinny acne scarred boy with bad posture. Now, six years later I emerge, a skinny, slightly smarter boy with horrible posture who hides his acne with concealing cream. Now, although I may not have physically changed at all, I did learn some important lessons along the way. The most important of these being: if you try to be creative and an individual, it will never end well, so you might as well conform and live happily in obscurity. I learned this lesson early at Morningside Elementary School, I was in kindergarten, it was around the middle of the year and our class was going to play a singing game, the teacher, Mr. Goldman, said: OK, everybody, go pick out an item in the classroom, that is your favorite color. There's a quick scramble about the class and soon we reassembled in the center of the room where Mr. Goldman told us to form groups with kids who picked the same color. Every single girl picked pink or yellow and every boy picked either blue or green. Blue was my favorite color, so I picked out the washcloth by the sink. After we had formed groups, Mr. Goldman looked around making sure everyone was in place and his eyes came to rest on me. At this point, I'm compelled to inform you that I have red green colorblindness, meaning that is very difficult for me to tell certain colors apart, namely blue and purple. Slowly, Mr. Goldman walked over, bent down and in front of the whole class, said: Nicholas. Are you sure you're where you belong? For a moment, I looked across the room, saw the groups of girls, and then looked around at all the guys surrounding. Yeah. I said, Well, Nicholas, actually, you have a purple washcloth. The kids around me took a step back. That's okay though, he said , smiling. You can have your very own group. You'll be an individual. The class giggled and my face turned bright red or my individual interpretation of what red is, but the worst was yet to come. We soon began singing the song in which at the appropriate time, each color group would shout the name of their color and hold their items in the air. One by one, each group called out blue!, green! pink !yellow. ! There was a pause. Mr Goldman nodded towards me and I slowly waved my washcloth in the air. Purple. and the song continued. It was the most alone I've ever felt in my life. That's pretty much where it began. From then on, any time I did anything outside the norm, I was mocked and humiliated. Before I begin this next story. I'd like to play something up. Dancing is stupid. It has no point and It only makes you look stupid. I came to realize this earlier in the year when I went out with my friend Max Goldstein on a double date with two Westminster groups. I'm really bad on dates, it feels like, like job interviews. And I always feel that in the allotted time I have to put everything I've got out on the table. On this particular date, we’d just seen a movie and we're hanging out at my house . So far, I was batting about it 200 . My story about something I said in history, class got the laugh. But the joke about women's cycles had knocked shit out of the saying farewell?. Soon I Exhausted every funny story in my repertoire and struggling for conversation happens. I looked for some assistance, but I saw that he, both he and his date were nowhere in sight, thanks . The isolation only worsened the situation. And I became desperate in the silence that was now moving from awkward to physically painful. I began racking my brain for ideas and took the first one that came. I asked the girl if she would like to see the popping lock routine. Called Darin's dance moves. She was a little taken aback, but agreed after moving a chair her way and pressing the button on my stereo, it was off. It began when I focused on the dancing and making sure that I was in time, that all my movements were strong and defined and soon my mind caught coma. I began to realize what I was doing. I was alone in my room with an attractive Westminster. And I was popping and locking. After that revelation the answer faded away. Yeah, that's it. And I said nervously looking over her, Wow, she said that was that was really something for me. . It was then that she noticed it was getting late. I know now that it is too late for me. I will never be part of the crowd. I'm skinny, I get pimples and dry skin at the same time. And I just do things that normal people don't do. I am the textbook example of why you should not be an individual. And if I've been smart and stuck to the script, complimented her eyes or her hair or talked about our shared interest. Maybe in a few years I would be marrying into a rich Protestant family and getting a large house in Bucephalus instead of a message delivered through max inc. max's really nice, but I just don't think he's my type. Of course, I'm not your type I’m no one’s type because I'm an individual. I'm a walking awkward tosser. I say inappropriate things at the worst moment and do the dance poppin lock routine when there's only one other person in the room. So I stand before you today pleading with you not to be like me. Be like next Max Goldstein. He is the model by which all people, unsure of how to live their lives, should live their lives . He’s a man’s man. The all time strikeout leader in baseball history. He walks about knowing he's cooler than other people, and talks as if he doesn't care about anything at all. Now, you may say: You mean to tell us we should completely withdraw our minds from the real world experience for nothing, move through life without actually living it? That's exactly what i said. Stop Living . Living is the first branch you hit on your fall down in a unique tree. Thousands of people die living every day. That's the leading cause of death and the good news about that, the next time someone tells you to seize the day and you then drop kick them squarely in the middle. Live your life by the following rules : before you do anything look around make sure that it's something that all the people around you'd do. Dont ever voice any opinion of your own and in the name of all that is holly. Do not ever dance! and I'm going to list a few people now, some of them follow this advice and others who didn't. These are the people who decided they would step out of and stand up for what they believe. Abraham Lincoln, Lenny Bruce, Joe Camel, the Lord Jesus and Jack from Titanic. from These people, one is not dead and no one, much likes him anyhow, even Disney thinks he's kind of a jerk. Now, those who follow who is going to take the road travel by cooler people who probably knew what they would do. John Brett, Hajja, Alex Smart, Willie Dean and Shane quailao that you don't know any of them? GOOD, that's just how they like it. My name is Nick Koch and I'm a product of Paidae do not be like me.
Year 1 of 2 where nothing has been done with this idea.
Ethnocentrism
That kid is going places.
"We gave you a sonnet ten years ago and you still haven't uploaded anything!"
This person sounds like an over weight whale with throat cancer, but in a way, he is still a mucho gusto good boy
"omg why is CZcams recommend me this ree" STOP
The real question is, where can we watch this?
He's making it a joke, but he's actually speaking the truth...
You just gotta be the RIGHT kind of individual. When I was a kid, I'd hit and bite kids who touched my toys. I'm now rich and own real estate. Who knew being an anti-social psychopath could get you so far in this country?
Karen is my wife and I love her.
Where can we watch this show?
I felt this in my soul! Been longer than 2 years ago though.😬💀😂
Can i marry her?
Where will we be able to watch this?
and when
😘😘😘