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They say a picture is worth a thousand words. But sometimes a motion picture is only worth one.
Simplistic Reviews is the unique review site that invented the one word review way way back before the world ended. It was such a simplistic time.
We have expanded to three podcasts; The Simplistic Reviews Podcast started in 2012. This podcast includes unique sketches starring special guests, games, news and talk wrapped up in this classic comedy podcast.
The Simplistic Review Movie Commentary; monthly we take on the good, the bad and the ugly of what Hollywood has to offer. From Action to Erotica, nothing is safe from our comments.
Simply 15 started back in 2020 where we take a topic and create a bite size podcast that is easily digestable and won't leave you with any heartburn...maybe
We continue to evolve at Simplistic Reviews with interviews, reviews, and the hottest takes that you don't even have to spend any money to enjoy, What a world we live in...it's so.....SIMPLE.
Simplistic Reviews is the unique review site that invented the one word review way way back before the world ended. It was such a simplistic time.
We have expanded to three podcasts; The Simplistic Reviews Podcast started in 2012. This podcast includes unique sketches starring special guests, games, news and talk wrapped up in this classic comedy podcast.
The Simplistic Review Movie Commentary; monthly we take on the good, the bad and the ugly of what Hollywood has to offer. From Action to Erotica, nothing is safe from our comments.
Simply 15 started back in 2020 where we take a topic and create a bite size podcast that is easily digestable and won't leave you with any heartburn...maybe
We continue to evolve at Simplistic Reviews with interviews, reviews, and the hottest takes that you don't even have to spend any money to enjoy, What a world we live in...it's so.....SIMPLE.
The Punisher 1989 | Full Movie
Based on the popular Marvel comic book, this film begins with Frank Castle (Dolph Lundgren) as a respected police officer dedicated to eradicating the Mafia's influence -- that is, until the mob responds with a lethal car bomb that decimates Castle's family. Now, filled with rage and presumed dead from the horrific explosion, Castle takes to the city's underground sewer tunnels to bring his own brutal brand of vigilante justice to the streets and wreak vengeance on those who killed his family.
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#comicbook #actionmovies #thriller #punisher #target #guns
#1989 #movie #fullmovie #action
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#comicbook #actionmovies #thriller #punisher #target #guns
#1989 #movie #fullmovie #action
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Back In Action 1994 | Full Movie
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The sister of a former U.S. Green Beret, is involved in a love affair with a mobster, endangering seriously her life. His brother will make his best efforts to save her from her boyfriend and his friends, fighting with or without external help. But perhaps this tough cop, Rossi, could help him... or stop him. #BillyBlanks #roddypiper #mob #guns #Amerianaction #1994 #movie #fullmovie #action #ac...
C.I.A. II: Target Alexa 1993 | Full Movie
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An agent (Lorenzo Lamas) teams with a terrorist (John Savage) to rescue ex-terrorist Alexa (Kathleen Kinmont) and stop a nuclear-arms sale. #LorenzoLamas #KathleenKinmont #JohnSavage #cia #alexa #sequel #90s #target #guns #1993 #movie #fullmovie #action #actionmovies Want More or Less? Click Here: Simplistic.Reviews/links
(Ep. 232): The Simplistic Reviews Podcast - July 2024
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On this firecracker episode of the Simplistic Reviews Podcast, the boys are joined by Simplistic Reviews Historian, Freddy Maas. Freddy brings some clips from some of our older shows and play a new game sure to embarrass everyone involved called Simply Accountable. We also do some switching of fictional characters with Simplistic Switcheroo. We also cash in on the box office success of Inside O...
Getting Lucky 1990 - Full Movie
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A leprechaun in a beer bottle grants a teen (Steven Cooke) three wishes, including a date with a cheerleader (Lezlie Z. McCraw). Want More or Less? Click Here: Simplistic.Reviews/links #movie #lucky #Teen #funny #Leprechaun #oddlysatisfying
Guardian Angel 1994 | Full Movie
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A wealthy playboy hires an attractive woman detective-turned-bodyguard to protect him from a psychotic seductress. They both have the seductress in common. #guardianangel #cynthiarothrock #KenMcLeod #RobertoMiano #1994 #movie #fullmovie #action #actionmovies #ninja Want More or Less? Click Here: Simplistic.Reviews/links
The Giant Spider Invasion 1975 - Full Movie
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After a black hole strikes, it opens up another dimension in a rural Wisconsin town, and soon there is an invasion of gigantic arachnids who crave human flesh. NASA scientists Dr. Vance (Steve Brodie) and Dr. Jenny Langer (Barbara Hale) try their best to save humanity as a romance blooms between them. Meanwhile, local Dan Kester (Robert Easton) squabbles with his wife, Ev (Leslie Parrish), and ...
The Ring of Musketeers 1992 - Full Movie with Audio Fix (VHS Copy)
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As descendants of the original Three Musketeers, Peter Porthos (Thomas Gottschalk), John Smith D'Artagnan (David Hasselhoff) and Anne-Marie Athos (Alison Doody) are continuing the chivalrous tradition of protecting those who can't protect themselves, carrying it into the modern age. Rather than fighting lords and counts, these Musketeers have the Mafia to deal with, but they're aided by reforme...
Avenging Force 1986 - Full Movie
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A former agent heads to the Louisiana bayou to track down and destroy the right-wing vigilantes who killed his partner. Watch with us: czcams.com/video/CuOtLLOmZX4/video.html #AvengingForce #actionmovies #action #CannonFilms #MichaelDudikoff #SteveJames #JamesBooth #JohnPryan #80s #80smovies Want More or Less? Click Here: Simplistic.Reviews/links
(Ep. 231): Avenging Force - Movie Commentary: June 2024
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Welcome to a Cannon summer! To start off this event we decided to pull out a movie with familiar faces from a favorite series. American Ninja's Michael Dudikoff and Steve James teams up in one hell of a fun movie, fucked up but damn fun to watch. (This version has no audio of the movie. We have another version with movie audio) Want More or Less? Click Here: Simplistic.Reviews/links Avenging Fo...
(Ep. 231): Avenging Force - Movie Commentary with Movie Audio: June 2024
zhlédnutí 328Před 14 dny
Welcome to a Cannon summer! To start off this event we decided to pull out a movie with familiar faces from a favorite series. American Ninja's Michael Dudikoff and Steve James teams up in one hell of a fun movie, fucked up but damn fun to watch. (This version has audio of the movie. We have another version with no movie audio) Want More or Less? Click Here: Simplistic.Reviews/links Avenging Fo...
Avenging Force | Original Trailer | 1986
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Avenging Force | 1986 A former agent heads to the Louisiana bayou to track down and destroy the right-wing vigilantes who killed his partner. IMDB: www.imdb.com/title/tt0090678/ #MovieCommentary #CannonFilms #MichaelDudikoff #SteveJames #JamesBooth #JohnPryan #rightwing #Louisiana #action #80s
Simply 15 | Ep. 39 - STAR WARS...is dead!
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In this video, we delve into the controversial topic of how Disney's acquisition of Star Wars has impacted the beloved franchise into a galactic dumpster fire? From questionable character arcs to plot holes big enough to fly the Millennium Falcon through and comedic missteps.Today we explore the galaxy of reasons why Disney has sent Star Wars to the Dark Side. Why? Because the magic of Star War...
Food Review: Ep. 4 - Taco Bell Science
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#tacobell #taco #foodreview #review #burrito Welcome back, foodies! In today's video, we're taking you on a culinary adventure with Taco Bell's Cantina menu items. Burrito, taco and a quesadilla! The science is there but is the bathroom blowout worth it? Find out with board certified food critic and 2008 ping pong champ, Matt. He puts the dip dip on this review! Want More or Less? Click Here: S...
(Ep. 230): The Simplistic Reviews Podcast - June 2024
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(Ep. 230): The Simplistic Reviews Podcast - June 2024
(Ep. 229): Cockfighter - Movie Commentary: May 2024
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(Ep. 229): Cockfighter - Movie Commentary: May 2024
(Ep. 229): Cockfighter - Movie Commentary with Movie Video and Audio: May 2024
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(Ep. 229): Cockfighter - Movie Commentary with Movie Video and Audio: May 2024
(Ep. 229): Cockfighter - Movie Commentary with Movie Video: May 2024
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(Ep. 229): Cockfighter - Movie Commentary with Movie Video: May 2024
Simply 15 | Ep. 38 - Kingdom of the Planet of the Apes
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Simply 15 | Ep. 38 - Kingdom of the Planet of the Apes
(Ep. 228): The Simplistic Reviews Podcast - May 2024
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(Ep. 228): The Simplistic Reviews Podcast - May 2024
Food Review: Ep. 3 - Doublz: A Saga of a man falling in love
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Food Review: Ep. 3 - Doublz: A Saga of a man falling in love
(Ep. 227): C.I.A. Code Name: Alexa - Movie Commentary with Movie: April 2024
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(Ep. 227): C.I.A. Code Name: Alexa - Movie Commentary with Movie: April 2024
(Ep. 227): C.I.A. Code Name: Alexa - Movie Commentary with Movie Video: April 2024
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(Ep. 227): C.I.A. Code Name: Alexa - Movie Commentary with Movie Video: April 2024
(Ep. 226): The Simplistic Reviews Podcast - April 2024
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(Ep. 226): The Simplistic Reviews Podcast - April 2024
Food Review: Ep. 2 - Taco Bell Cheesy Chicken Crispanada + Box Combo
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Food Review: Ep. 2 - Taco Bell Cheesy Chicken Crispanada Box Combo
(Ep. 225): Martial Law - Movie Commentary: March 2024
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(Ep. 225): Martial Law - Movie Commentary: March 2024
Simply 15 | Ep. 36 - Our Least Favorite Movie Commentary
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Simply 15 | Ep. 36 - Our Least Favorite Movie Commentary
(Ep. 224): The Simplistic Reviews Podcast - March 2024
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(Ep. 224): The Simplistic Reviews Podcast - March 2024
I watched this video and I didn't like it as much as I like ( Michael Dudikoff) in ninja 1 2 3 4 and 5. 🪖🇺🇸🙏🪖💪 And I forgot about the platoon leader the best and I thank you.
American Ninja movies are the greatest!
GARBAGE CRAP MOVIE...1000 THUMBS DOWN !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ممكن اتعرف علة رومانسية ❤️🔥
Viecaerfull.maam.or.sir.❤❤❤❤❤❤❤
Nicegood 😊😊😢😢😂❤❤❤
My.idol.2 oure.good.our movie.ilove.my.stry.❤❤❤❤❤❤❤
I'm watching from Cebu City,Philippines
Your my idol Mr. Lamas, and watching from Zamboanga city Philippines Mindanao
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Pretty good one❤❤❤
❤❤❤❤🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉 Great movie 😂😂😂
🇿🇦🇿🇦Am here too. Watching from South Africa KwaZulu-Natal ❤❤❤❤🎉🎉🎉🎉
I did not know that Ron Jeremy was in this crappy flick....shame on him 😂😂😂
45:58 1:20:04 1:23:54 1:27:32 1:35:33
I'm watching from Monrovia, Liberia 🇱🇷
I know this is supposed to be a cheesy B-movie nowadays, but, that big-ass spider (no 2013 reference intended) actually managed to pull off it’s terror with the Volkswagen Beetle that was placed inside. It’s taillights were used to give off the spider’s red eyes.
Bikin yg gak di sensor bro kurang puas
Jangan di sensor gays
Well, i guess it's better than Kingdom of the Spiders.
😁 I just loved the music in that movie.😂😂😂😂😂
With the exception of Riders to the Stars (an old SF I admire) K of the S has the worst movie theme song. When those films were screened at the Boston SF Movie Marathon a number of decades back the theme music got satirized throughout the night. I went to that 24-hr. movie event from 1976 - 2012! It's still going on.
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😂😂😂27 minutos...o el abogado es fiscal o le cambiaron las leyes ....o el traductor es una mierda
SIMPLISTIC REVIEWS ???!!! A rather putting - off name, don't you think ? Not very inspiring...
We tried curing cancer but instead invented the one word review for movies and tv, is that not inspirational enough?
@@SimplisticReviews I don't quite understand what you are talking about but, never you mind ; my point is that, the term "simplistic" has derogatory connotations, that's all...
@@ioannissarelis7281 Self-Deprecation, a technique I personally picked up from Conan O'Brien, is something we use to take the fangs out of anyone who would criticize the show. IE...we take jabs at ourselves before anyone else can. Just so the audience knows we don't take ourselves too seriously. And we just like the sound of it.
This guy always make only the best movies, thanks 👍 👍👍👍
I watched
Ah, the "70s,, SJC predictive everything but more innocent than too crude!
Ahhhhhhh...the incredibly "deadly" tarantula!!😂😂😂😂. .one bite will do ya😅
Am here too from Namibia 🇳🇦
We r soo dispensable.
Nice movie watching from planet Mars 🧟
How’s the weather there?
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He is underraided lamas but good😊😊
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Third to comment😅
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Hey ☺️ first to come
No mention of Alan Hale in the description.
Just sit right back and you'll hear a tale, A tale of a fateful trip, That started with a giant spider, On a tiny little ship.
So 🕸 from.out spaces very interesting become to earth. Big spider are dangerous to human How can it been biggest spider from out spaces. No body like spider for real . So where is the biggest mother spider under the ground.
love spider movies yeah
The true biography of a squeamish, arachnophobia girl.
yep
I watched
Yea chicka boy!!!!
This is the greatest Michael Dudikoff action movie ever👏👏👏⭐⭐⭐
Agreed!
@@anacatarina1388 I thought it was a good movie too, I could imagine him as the hero, coming to the rescue of damsel in distress and taking down the dangerous villains of the world
William (Bill) Wallace had a big year in acting on Cannon Films in 1986. First he played a heroic American soldier in The Delta Force. Then he played an evil, corrupt murdering Senator in Avenging Force. From hero to villain in consecutive Cannon Films movies. Not bad.
We really captures the screen when he is on.
John P Ryan played an evil, vicious villain in Avenging Force. And he did it so brilliantly too. He also played evil, vicious villains in Runaway Train, & Death Wish 4 The Crackdown. What an actor he was.
Also great in Futureworld.
Futureworld rocks!
He is so awesome. Now I wanna watch Death Wish 4!
@@SimplisticReviews Death Wish 4 is one hell of a movie!
I watched it in lusaka Zambia 2002
Incredible film!
The company Cannon wasn’t bad. They miss handled their finances and the movies they did were really good. Just they rushed through them or they didn’t plan the budgets right so the failure of the company was those who were in charged.
Cannon did really good movies in the 1980s & the early 90s. Very good action movies featuring Chuck Norris & Charles Bronson in the Cannon Movie list.
@@kurtflahavin5994 Yes They did, I agree with you on those movies. But what’s your opinion about Superman for quest for peace and masters of the universe?
@harveywittii9323 Masters of the Universe was good. I liked the movie a lot, the cast in the movie, especially Dolph Lundgren & Frank Langella were very good. Unfortunately Superman 4 The Quest For Peace was the worst Superman movie in the Christopher Reeve era. Christopher Reeve was good as Superman again & Gene Hackman was excellent again as Lex Luthor. But the rest of the cast in the movie was disappointing & the movie itself just wasn't up to it. There were some good parts in the movie, but it lacked real excitement. I think Christopher Reeve didn't enjoy doing the movie, & I think he decided he didn't want to do Superman anymore after doing Superman 4. In truth, the Superman sequels should have ended after Superman 3.
@@kurtflahavin5994 in my opinion, they should’ve started creating the heroes of the DC universe to leader form the justice league, I think that would’ve been good
@harveywittii9323 I agree with that too.
Eu vô mata jesus pelo que tem não pelo que bato