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ITS A LUTE! :D

This theory that Lambert and Triss having intercourse is just so dumb. They hate eachother both in the books and games! xLetalis video also debunks everything

Toni the ugly dragon lol

I like Dijkstra. He was an asshole but he was a lovable asshole. I hate how they made us choose between him and Roche.

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So thats how im supposed to play

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Duke Nukem: Hey, that's my line! Ash Williams: What do you mean you're line?

I love how the one that came back in time loses

I imagine Lady Ashbury would be interested in pursing this line of inquiry with Jonathan... ;)

Y’all. He’s just so 👌. I love him. Favorite character from the books. He’s so charismatic and so dang smart.

Eng voice acting🤢🤢🤢🤮🤮🤮

This is my fav godamn character in the entire game, really shows how far you can develop a side character. My standards are too fuckin high now after Witcher 3's exchanges

wow after all theses years I never knew

Honestly, I'm surprised enough people played this game for them to care enough to change the ending.

What's with the audio de sync?

Exclusively recorded on the Ovenmaster 2000

wtf is that haircut

I love Diikstra.

xDDDD another guy who never know this

Played by Richard Hawley, a tremendous English actor who's been established for decades. What a role!

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Lol. That siren scene of him just flipping out into existence instead of falling down to the abyss.

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1:33 As geralt said this I thought yeah man they did! and when Sigismund ripped into him for it was totally in agreement... Geralt was stating the extreme obvious hahaha

This guy and the baron should have both ripped on Geralt... I would have loved to see that

Alas, poor John, we hardly knew ye.

1.) At the beginning of TW1, the Salamander steals the secrets of the witchers, secrets that are very important to them, then, their priority is to recover them, to complete this task efficiently, Geralt, Eskel and Lambert are directed to different parts of the North, Geralt goes to Vizima, while Lambert goes to Kaedwen and Eskel to another place. 2.) The traces that can be seen in the house of Triss in Vizima are visible when Geralt wakes up in Triss's bed, after losing consciousness during his battle with Azar Javed and The Witcher, Triss was busy teleporting Geralt, so that he can not really have time for anything else. 3.) Triss also worked on the amnesia angle with Geralt, after years of trying to have something with Geralt and now that he was doing it, why would he risk ruining his chance to finally be with him? 4.) The footprints are too small for a male and too close to each other for someone who was most likely running so he would not get caught. 5.)Gwent cards have nothing to do with sex. You get Geralt's card from Thaler, and Djikstra's card from the Baron - does that mean... ? 6.) Aside from the fact Triss is all for Geralt and upset that she’s leaving him in the prologue, there’s other points. They only find out where they’re all headed, when they’re standing by the fire. Triss will go to Vizima, while Lambert will go to Kaedwen. Neither he nor Triss knew their destinations, and as soon as they did, they went off on their way without talking. So they didn’t make plans to meet. Also in the books it’s stated Vilgefortz’s lackeys had to take 3 portals to reach him, so it could possibly be similar here. Triss also doesn’t know where Lambert will be in Kaedwen, nor would she go to Kaedwen then search all around for him. To then have sex with him when she’s never shown interest 7.) Lambert has more than one friend, and states he didn’t want to hurt a friend. Which like I said, Lambert knows Geralt loves Yen, not Triss, that he has amnesia, so how could he possibly hurt Geralt? 8.) Besides, there is a quarantine in the trade quarter, and there is no way Lambert could have gotten in there. (Unless Triss gave him a pass or teleported him.) But even if Lambert did get into the trade quarter, imagine the situation, a naked witcher jumping out a window and a lot of people seeing it. Are you seriously sure that wouldn't have been discussed by everyone? Do you really think the guards wouldn't have caught him? Geralt 100% found (Or he would have been informed) out that there was another witcher on the quarter besides him. Also, Geralt is a Witcher, and his felling are highly developed, so he'd have no problem sensing the presence of the other witcher. 9.)For the trail to be evidence, Triss had to open a portal from Lambert's side, let him through, bang, then he escapes through the window (Why would he do that?) and is later transported back. But this is absolute nonsense, because Triss finds Geralt in the swamp and teleports or drags him home. Lambert has no reason to escape through the window because Geralt is unconscious. Yes they could have done it before Geralt was fighting in the swamp with . But again, why would he have escaped through the window if he could have gone out the door?

this bitсh is honestly *SO annoying*, that I'd gladly potion, Bomb, AND SIGN !! *THE FUСK* outta her any time I can get the opportunity !! Throughout your entire interaction with her -- this one *AND* all the previous, she's such a cocky and arrogant bitсh, who only sees you as a whelp... So, of course, when you finally challenge her, you're so annoyed at her *DUMBNESS* , that you wanna smash her face... But, you see, when you use your natural abilities, that's *"CHEATING"* to her... xDD LMFAO !! :D

God the writing in TW3 was so damn good.

0:45 I love how geralt corrects him

If Jack doesn't have his gun, he will be shot in front of the Cotton Club along with Bellinger

I hate that the game puts you in such a spot at the end. You either let Dijkstra kill your friends, which is WILDLY out of character for Geralt and shouldn’t even be an option, or you kill Dijkstra, one of the most entertaining characters in the series

I feel like there is another

The funniest fucker in the game. Shame he turned out to be a real prick in the end. Sorry, but I just can't turn a blind eye to Roche. Not after Witcher 2...

"the little fucker" guess she didnt really like him then lol

I always wanted to see her get eaten

The ending always makes me laugh

3:25 My favourite line in the whole game

how freakish game coders and nerd gamers where 30 years in the past: you got s pun on another game of the developer as reward for entering a certain room 35 times.🤯

Did he die?

😂

He was a wonderfully written and performed character. Shame how he ended up.

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Yes, but not me!