Ranking all 200+ Mega Man robots | Unraveled
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- The Mega Man robot masters were helpful before they became evil. But just how helpful were they? Brian David Gilbert locks himself in a studio to rank which ones were useful enough to be worth the risk of a robot uprising.
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“A chemistry teacher that taught classes so boring that he put kids to sleep, but then he took it a little too personally and decided to become evil” sounds like how someone who’s never seen breaking bad would describe breaking bad
Chemistry teacher sells drugs in a desperate attempt to teach students that chemistry is cool
@@genericname2747 Honestly I’d watch this twisted version of the magic school bus. Ms.Frizzle’s disheveled coworker in the Chemistry department? Good stuff.
@@thewatcher9237 Mr Frazzled takes kids on magic adventures through the power of drugs
i've seen it and i'd still describe it this way
Sounds like a Batman Animated Series villain that everybody forgot the existence of.
"In his flavor text it says he's a romantic and loves poetry"
So this time they DID send a poet
Hi Ryan!
Oh hey! It’s Ryan!
finally bringing in the big guns
oh hey ryan
Woah is chongus
“What is my purpose?”
“You hold my sword.”
“Oh my god...”
Magnet man: Yeah join the club.
“Hey wanna go watch a movie?”
“You hold my sword”
“Kinky…”
"And my axe."
Aye, hold my hammah.
I like to think Brian hasn’t memorized any of these robots EXCEPT for Toadman, so he noticed he was missing immediately.
It’s toad man how couldn’t you remember him
I feel like I'm listening to Sheldon from Big Bang Theory, who was my favorite character on the show.
@@LegendaryDarkKnight602 die
(joking)
(but seriously, how dare you compare BDG to TBBT's *Sheldon Cooper* ? I feel bad for the people who have to be your friends. Do you tell them of opinions like these? You must sicken them. You clearly must be some form of microplastic-infused lethargic content-consuming lack of human ingenuity. I am appalled at the notion of your thought process. I am saddened by the fact that you are seemingly unable to grasp the intellectual beauty, comedic flair, and sense of style that Brian David Gilbert possesses. I hope you either grow into a more functional form of a human or be upset enough by this monologue that you vow to never share your opinion again.)
The point of crash test dummies is to see how impact would damage a human being. Bounce Man doesn’t even have human proportions. He’s not just a robot who’s entire purpose is to feel pain, he also is physically incapable of doing that job well. I hope someone got fired.
"I hope somebody got fired for that Blunder."
He was just built to test the trauma people would feel after being in a crash
@@seanfields2576 Scary but plausible.
@Haley Halcyon - Gaming Channel He might've had another job before that since he's called Rubber Man in the Japanese version
@@owenbridgers I sure hope somebody got *fired* for *that* blunder!
Rank Pokémon on how irresponsible it is to let children control them
Only gen one because time but THIS WOULD BE AWESOME
Brian David Gilbert Fan Account Multi-part series, one Gen an episode. Full ranking as a finale
Jace Parker this is a very good idea.
Mew
Think about all those school shootings and how more wrong they would go
Fun fact: According to the wiki, Grenade Man is SADOMASOCHISTIC, as he enjoys both inflicting and receiving pain. So he deliberately gets caught in his own explosions.
I dont know what to do with this information but I know I needed to posses it
This was the turning point in humanity’s war against grenades. Many years later, we looked back on this moment, then back outside at the wrecked shrapnel of the endless grenade barrage of 2021 and sighed. If only we had known how to get them off sooner, we could have...also gotten off sooner.
he's the bottom to Top Man
This comment thread reads like a tumblr thread, and that's not an insult by any means
So he probably formed a BDSM club after he got womped by Rock
“I dont like putting in effort” says the man who read every skyrim book and tried to tell apart every fire emblem character
also the whole-ass year of Halo novels now
Pokérap
as bdg has taught me so well, just because you do something, does Not mean you enjoy it
OSHA
Not to mention ranking every Megaman robot master.
I have never played a single megamind game but I love listening to this man organize hundreds of things onto a wall as he questions his sanity.
Jojo Bean I want a mega man game with mega mind instead now.
megamind game
I think we need a Capcom and Dreamworks crossover now.
I would pay every last penny I owned for a Megamind game.
I think there WAS a megamind game on the xbox
I love how he says "Things that Humans can't do" and the first robot in the category was build to stop global warming...
oof
I mean, based on historical evidence, he’s not wrong
@@joeyfromschool Well technically, Genghis Khan taught us that by killing around 10% of the world's population through conquests, carbon emissions can be reduced significantly.
Talk about a woke bae.
@@nathanielchoi5222 Irl Thanos
Junk Man has to dig through the entrails of his robot brothers forever.
I am _squeaking_ with laughter
@@Lucifersfursona | I'm glad I could help release your inner mouse.
He has magnet powers, also he's unphased by it
Dust man has to _cannablize_ them
@@beastwarsFTW of course he's unfazed by it
I like to imagine Brian doesn’t actually script any of these and he just walks into this black box room thing, rambles for an hour, and then walks out again.
The first Video of this series (Zelda Timelines) came to be cause his Boss at the time wanted him to do a Zelda Timeline video, Brian explained to him that this video would suck, his Boss said he doesn't care do it anyways and so he just went into a room with his mate and rambled on about Zelda timelines without a script for 3 hours... and hence 'Unraveled' was born 😅
"We've done some shit to bees, y'all." ~ Brian David Gilbert, 2018
rip BDG, you were dead before I knew you
@@fishotic4237 what? he's not dead
Nat they say RIP bc the og comment sounds like a eulogy quote ehehe
After bee movie that quote could have some strange and frightening implications
"Where's my guy Toad Man" might just have to be my senior quote
Leviacrus 169 likes nice
Lets make it 420
"why the fuck is he a top???" is gonna be mine
Hi.
(This is gonna be weird when/if I change my profile picture)
Toad Man can make miracle rains on places that desperately need it, as well as helping with wildfires
You know what's great? Galaxyman and splashwoman we're both going to be scrapped, even though they seemed almost fully operational. They actually chose to work with wily to get revenge on humanity for treating them like they were simple machines. So they had 2 incredibly useful robots and just left them in a scrapyard to die, and didn't think of the problems that could cause.
Also Hornet Man, Tornado Man, Concrete Man and Jewel Man (So 3/4 of the robot masters were worth building yet they were going to be scrapped)
Jeez I’m starting to think Wily had a point. Humans are trash
It was because the plot of Megaman 9 revolved around planned obsolescence, a rule which was later repealed at the end of the game. And I mean, if you have a robot that's been working for over 10 years, and a much BETTER robot with all the latest tech that does the previous robot's job better, why wouldn't you swap to the newer model?
@@sandspada Gotta admit though the implications of scrapping sentient robots is pretty disturbing though
@@sandspada them being scrapped for that reason is like your boss shooting you in the stomach and leaving you to bleed out when they replace you. Edit:Grammar
Chemists have a high death rate due to exposure so having a robot to help with caring for certain chemicals and preparing certain reagents would be useful. The ability to think may allow for some uses around procedure and the ability to order stuff when low so I'd say that it deserves to be tot he left of the wall.
I also have a problem with the snake robot, like "oh I know what is a great idea let us put our best foot forward to alien life with our SmArT dEaTh NoOdLe"
Ok maybe it's just because I'm tired but SmArT dEaTh NoOdLe cracked me up.
We're too big, unlike snakes
@@mellyflori6856 same
Another defense for Acid Man: he can literally JUMP INTO the acid tanks to test them. Humans cannot do that, so I think that makes him kind of indispensable!
Didn't he specifically say Snake Man was for exploring narrow crevices? Good luck fitting a human in there.
“Why did we let the crash test dummy feel pain?”
Also puts sentient minesweeper in the good category
I'm a little upset he didn't even touch on sexyman and dubstepman
@@kanrahatake3626 _excuse me_ *_WHAT_*
@@charlottebiscuit4133
Sexy Man is from a comedy manga where Auto makes a bunch of robot masters, he uses makeup and has the word lipstick written on his abdomen.
Dubstep Man is from a comic strip where he threatens to "drop the bass" and then get's his head blown off by Bass.
removal of mines is a tedious, dangerous, and terrifying task. bot can walk it off, dude is plated to high hell and easier to repair then unlucky human no.307
Also what didnt he talk about NAPALM MAN........ WHAT THE FUCK. I understand that hes bad but let's talk about the atrocities Napalm man would commit.
FUCKING
NAPALM
MAN.
9:15 you cannot dangle the fact that "sexy man" exists and not talk about him
Don’t forget about LITERAL CANCER.
@@flamo2666 Or Uranus!
@@flamo2666 not sure if you are joking, but this robot isn't based on the cancer disease, it's based on the Cancer astrological sign.
G.Master: Lord of the G-Force yeah I know.
"Sexy man - made to write more 50 shades of grey sequels - completely unnecessary!"
“Why is he a top?” Well he couldn’t be a bottom could he? He’d just lay there and let drill man do the work
Mega Gay.
God damn it, I was waiting for someone to make that joke, but including Drill Man made it worst
@@brakistroier it would be him or hard man
@@fukkthisnewupdate8882don’t forget Plug Man.
@@fukkthisnewupdate8882well he IS weak to hard man
I like how Brian doesn't quite so much unravel in this one as get real slap-happy. It's just good to see him so smiley.
Sheldon's little brother.
Everyone say it with me now: Top Man is a top bc he explores Uranus
@@coolkid92223 the best way to describe my feelings about this
This is the worst comment I have ever read, it’s so bad that I have to give it a like
That's... what she said
Fucking excellent
Well, we all knew sex robots would be a thing at some point in the future. 🤖🍆
Because of Bounce Man, because any one of our species could be sadistic enough to think that crash test dummies should feel pain, please move all the robots *specifically* meant to kill humans into the Absolutely Necessary pile.
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But wait, the point of a crash test dummy is to simulate human injury as accurately as possible. Wouldn't Bounce Man be completely useless as a crash test dummy, since he'd just bounce around?
@@myself2782 the injuries would still be accurate as if you're moving at crash test speeds you can't protect yourself anyway
David Lopez, Light was sadistic enough to make bounce man, so maybe Wily was just trying to assassinate him with all of the murder robots, but Rock kept being stupid and not letting his tyrannical, misogynistic, demented father just die already.
Doctor Eww
He didn't make any of the robots in 11, he just fixed them. Tundra Man actually happens to be a Cossack Robot.
“Why the *phUck* is he a top” and “like a _plug_ could do” always get me.
Wind man makes sense actually! When you harvest wheat you'll have the "chaff" which is like a husk surrounding the seed of the wheat. You can loosen or remove the chaff through friction (rubbing the grain, or hitting it on the ground, jostling, etc) but then you'd still have your seeds mixed with a bunch of useless chaff. But the chaff is lighter and fluffier than the wheat, so wind man's fans would blow the chaff away, leaving delicious wheat behind! :)
still.......sentience????
@Keith Pillsbury "Why is so much of our science dangerous? Why not marry safe science if you love it so much. In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you on the butt on the way out, because you are fired."
A fan could do that. The fan doesn’t need self realization,,
And dont forget abput pollination! Crops like wheat and corn are pollinated via wind!
genuinely cool to know! but is there any particular reason why you need a sentient robot instead of a fan or something?
I've seen this video about ten times because I love it so much, but there's one part I have to talk about.
The robot who splits medium temperatures into hot and cold temperatures is a real concept in physics, called Maxwell's Demon. The line of reasoning goes that if there was a chamber of gas or liquid, and a being who could look individually at all the molecules in a substance and manually separate the slow-moving (cold) ones from the quick-moving (hot) ones, then entropy within that system would decrease without an equivalent expenditure of work, increasing overall order in the universe, violating the second law of thermodynamics, and generating a theoretically infinite supply of useful energy over time.
If Freeze Man existed, he would be the most useful machine in the world.
That is crazy fucking interesting and I'm so happy that I know that now, thank you so much.
This is dope as hell
That's fascinating! It sounds like something that would be solved in a hellish way by Quantum Physics.
Thank you, that is educating
@@esnahn Aaaahhhh gotcha! I did a quick wiki search but that is very much a better way to simply explain it. Gotta love the uncertainty principle (unless you wanted Absolute Zero to exist).
Brian put the Sonic robots AFTER the Murder Robots, meaning they're somehow even worse than the robots designed to end people's lives. And you know what? That's honestly fair.
the sonic robots were also made to murder
nah they just REALLY powerful murder bots
Apparently Charmy Bee is a man according to mega man robot names
@@Ben-jl2rh idk if this is what u mean, but as far as i know, charmy is male.
@@Marc-rw3dd I thought charmy was a girl
I'm pretty sure that in one of the episodes, Blasto Woman mentioned being a robot that loads and unloads cargo ships.
Somewhat useful, but she quit her job in order to commit theft.
Shes dumb. You can steal alot more on the job as loader. Just saying
“Hard man”
*awkward pause as Brian considers his life choices*
“Magicians are always evil.” How rude! I was evil long before I became a magician
Your comment only proved his point. You know that, right?
I'm not evil, just the biggest ham you'll meet outside of Christmas dinner.
@@mastodon0124 r/wooosh
@@annecameron4787 how tf is that a woosh??
@@PauaP The original comment intentionally contradicted himself as a joke. If you didn’t find the original joke funny, that’s alright, but understand that contradiction and absurdism is a common element of modern day humor and try not to get wooshed next time.
“shark man dos.... not need to exist” gets me literally every time
*sharkboy from sharkboy and lavagirl requests your location*
@@doctorwholover1012 and in the new movie he has a 30 actor. So that means he is a man
I assume Top Man is a top because it helps orient him in low gravity. Good on Capcom for coming up with that instead of just saying "he entertains children at daycare" or something. They could have called him Gyro Man, but they already used that.
Gyro Man actually came later, so the decision to call him Top Man was pure inspiration.
BDG: Squishy means defenceless
Also BDG: breaks down over the infinitely powerful nature of Kirby
when you're so squishy you turn from defenseless to indestructible
@@thatsdisco squishy boi's gone full circle
Interger overflow IE nuclear Gandhi syndrome in a nutshell
BDG's mischievous grin when he says "Top Man" is going to carry me through all of 2019 and beyond.
Also for the next vid please rank every monster mom from Monster Hunter (all of them)
Let me know how 2020 went for you
Oh man I really hope that "and beyond" is still in effect
Oh man I really hope that "and beyond" is still in effect
These are hard times. Remember to reup on Top Man energies bimonthly, my friends
7:48 It's Snake Man, whose main powers include
_being a snake_ .
2:doing snake like things
3. *hiss*
The heathens don't get the joke
4: hiding in boxes
5: Bein’ sneaky
I love that when he’s talking about Nitro Man and he says “I feel kinda bad about putting him in the sure category,” someone off-camera just goes “awwwwwww :(“ it’s so cute
The idea of having sentient crash dummy to help test things is really not a bad one as it can provide actual feedback and help develop procedures in case youre in an accident, the issue with bounce man is that they wired the feedback that normally corresponds to pain... as pain, so he is constantly put in the same mental abuse similar to torture.
and also he's not human shaped so any actual data is fucked
In Animal Crossing: New Leaf, there is a book called To Catch a Bug. If this book is supposed to be the Animal Crossing equivalent of Harper Lee's To Kill a Mockingbird, it implies that there is a dark past to the Animal Crossing world. I'd love to hear your thoughts regarding this.
Where did you get animal crossing this is a mega man video
i mean there are the dark towns that u can access Those Are Strange
If “To Catch a Bug” is Animal Crossing’s version of Harper Lee’s classic novel “To Kill a Mockingbird,” this heavily implies that not only does the Animal Crossing world have a fully developed judicial system, that system is influenced by the racial bias of a broken community. In this essay I will
Wait, for real? I had no idea that was a thing
Sarah Ford yeah
This is one of very few Unraveleds where Brian doesn't have a mental breakdown
The search for toad man was the closest he came lol
that’s because it’s one of the first
character development
He got pretty close when talking about Bounce Man, lol.
"Only been doing this for five hours..."
"I'm gonna put Aqua Man in front of Pump Man because Pump Man's flavor texts explains that sometimes he'll volunteer to wash of graffiti, and no one likes a nark"
My favorite quote LMAO
I’m a Chemistry teacher and laughed out loud with the titration joke on Acid Man. Don’t let the uncultured judge you, BDG!
0:53 Sentient For the Sake of It
1:28 The Ones That Are Good
4:20 Construction Robots
6:45 Sure???
9:15 Robot-Made Robots, Aliens, and Jokes
9:33 Murder Robots
9:44 Sonic Robots (NetNavis are mentioned)
10:14 Shouldn't Be Sentient
12:00 no.
thanks, also i only replied because i thought you needed to know that your comment has 360 likes
you forgot one more: 7:28
two of the best robots, in succession.
10:55
15:35 What !!!
How did you not edit the comment
Alternate title: *BDG struggles to decide which camera to look at while discussing Mega Man Robots for 17 minutes*
@@cable7763 good man
If you got 947 likes and no comments, that means over 947 people agree. That my friend, is when you know you did it right.
Loved this comment
I am dying. Right when he said hopefully nothing bad will happen to a nuclear power plant, I got a notification from ibxtoycat that was, “rebuilding the Chernobyl disaster in Minecraft.” Perfect timing
I don't know anything, nor give a shit, about what he's talking about, in any Unraveled. BDG could talk about law-making in eastern Prussia and I'd watch it.
This video expertly covers all of the levels of quality within robot society: Good, Decent, Construction, Meh, Alien, Bad, Murder, and Sonic.
10/10
What? I don't get the joke.
@@IkeOkerekeNews That's the rankings of all the categories of robot at the end of the video in order.
@@TheUnluckyEverydude
Yeah I get it. But, didn't he just use the robots from the games? The Sonic robots only appeared in the Archie Comics.
@@IkeOkerekeNews 9:45
Hard and top
I for one support Tundra Man's decision to follow his dream of being an ice skater. A very good robot.
Perhaps he still does his research while being all fancy-shmancy about it!
Me: how could someone be so invested in all the side characters? They're there for like one level
Me: *plays the games*
Me: oh. Oh I see now.
I’m an engineering student and I low key fear I’m just going to end up in a cubicle working on boring projects after I graduate. So yeah if a company wanted me to help build a robot pirate instead I would be 100% down.
Every time one of these comes out, I always think "I never knew I needed this information until right this second, but I'm incredibly glad I do now"
same i really enjoyed this and the last two
I loved this and I’m not even a megaman fan
PLEASE consider ranking every animal crossing villager. I don’t care what the criteria is. Competency in running a town? Cuteness? Battle readiness? Just talk about animal crossing for 20 minutes and I will cry with joy
I'd like to see them all placed on a d&d alignment chart
Cass M THAT. Is excellent
ranked from sexy to "would murder you"
No please, I would be too emotionally invested, and also there are like 700 at this point (checked, there are 472), what if BDG puts my favorites in a "no" pile?? But yes the inflatable rabbit needs to be put in the garbage. And the stuffed bear.
100%, yes please, very that
From how heavy duty dive man was, I’m imagining every fish in the mega man universe is of leviathan proportions.
Subnautica moment
There is a mega man enemy called Big Fish after all
this is one of the rare ocations where BDG is just himself instead of playing a character and going insane at the end of each episode . it feels more natural
In Torchman's defense, he's pretty badass. And that's important. You can have a guy just go about to talk of fire safety, or have a cartoon... but no one's going to remember them or take them seriously. This guy has channeled barrels to hold his fire, so he's likely got a pretty darn fine control over that and can probably shut it off at will. Any kid is going to pay attention to a robot... but a guy who can bend fire to his will LIKELY knows what he's talking about. He was created for the purpose of controlling flame, and as a robot, he'd likely blow up should that fire get out of control. He's got a vested interest in making sure you take it seriously and keep him and his topic in mind.
... I guess you could say.... *I hold a Torch for him.*
That's actually a really good reason for him existing.
You just made me care for a fictional robot that I laughed at. I??? Thanks.
@@nicestpancake If it makes you feel any better, he also likes to do the whole "meditate under the waterfall" thing, but every time he tries it, it snuffs his flame out.
...did you just-
Pyro wouldn’t like Torch Man
"DJ Jazzy J4 8950... Is a boombox."
"You are a magnet."
"It's me."
these are my favorite quotes
10:55
"We should make that creepy animatronic robot sentient" sounds familiar
I WAS LOOKING FOR THIS COMMENT THANK U
fnaf in a nutshell
It’s even two roboticists working together until one turns evil and builds sentient murder robots.
3:30 if you think about it, that's pretty disturbing. Imagine being born with the only purpose to search for corpses and scavenge them for organs to use in organ transplants
up next: rank all 800+ pokemon by how good they would be as pets
Great idea
So much time. Sounds gr8
holy shit
they are all good pets, next
YES.
I don't know what it is, but the line "Where's my guy toad man?" In that exasperated tone is just comedy gold
If I had to guess, I think Toad Man was given the name and design he has as a reference to how frogs sing in the rain. They probably decided against frog man cuz that would've been too cutesy or something.
12:45 Ok but having a sentient robot chemist would be incredibly useful, there’s so much stuff we just don’t know about because working with it is toxic, acidic, basic, poisonous, explosive, unstable, stinky, or radioactive,
I loved that "stinky" was the second to last
He actually managed an acid plant or storage or something
Point is he actually only focuses on acid
I'm also not sure if even studies the acid I think he only stores the acid the storage places
@@williammarengon9308 stinky stuff is more likely to evacuate a building than anything else to be honest
2:21
"Ssssssstarrrrman!"
*cut*
"He, was built to *cut* explore the w- *cut* universe"
*cut*
I need more of this series
♫ There's a STAAAAAR MAAAAAN waiting in the sky! ♫
It's no wonder that most of these robots turned evil. See, in Megaman 9, the Robot Masters _let_ Wily reprogram them because otherwise they would've been decommissioned. If a robot is useless, it doesn't matter how sentient it is. The humans will still kill it.
God, why is it, that whenever there's "evil robots" in fiction, it's almost always because of humans being mean to them? It just makes me sad ;-;
Yes I'm team robot why do you ask
Actually, I think Bounce Man is solid evidence why these robots should be given sentience, because Humanity really needs to be put in its place y’all.
"We have a lot of cold people at the front."
I guess you can say.
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It's a cold front.
I like you
Let's be friends
@LeaveItBlank Be his/her friend please i wanna know where this goes
AAAAAYYYYYYYYYY
BOOOOOOOOO 👎👎👎👎👎
@@TheHealerIzAwesome :(
Sword Man didn't only have no reason to be sentient. He had no reason to be robotic.
dunno, maybe the villain doesn't trust a human following him with a sword, that is how villains get backstabbed
No no, he did at least need to be robotic. The sword he's holding is very heavy and very old (and possibly magical). Sword Man's designed around carefully containing and transporting it.
Sheep Man is actually... a weird case.
He was originally a shepherd but he is also easily bored so he changes jobs regularly. He was working in the static resistance test division of a circuit board manufacturer after noticing static build up on his wool. Which explains why his level in Mega Man 10 is basically a cyber world. But before Roboenza happened, he was considering another change of job.
Burner Man is also a pretty weird case. He was built to destroy nature, but he was also tricked into doing this, because King told him that he had a bomb in him that would go off and kill him if he didn't destroy a forest per day. But he's also very clearly a psycho who enjoys doing what he does.
Nothing beats having mash man help with the mashed potatoes, and stash man when you need that dank bud...and having cash man buy up the stash
So you watch game grumps?
I'M SO GLAD THIS IS A SERIES NOW
aaa same
I feel incredibly sorry for Brian.
@@thrownstair the pain this man must go through.
The soundbite, "you are a magnet" brings me so much joy. My attitude is cheerful and my day is made
"gravity man, he controls gravity which could be useful?" bruh that's revolutionary.
“Technically not murder.. definitely bad” it’s my new go to phase
I’m devastated that he never mentioned blast man’s stage was his own explosion themed amusement park. It was my favorite stage because of it.
Especially the sub boss of that stage.
The hot/cold thing of freeze man is reversing entropy. I'd love to have a robot that can break the 2nd law of thermodynamics
Well, if it does it without requiring power its that. Otherwise its just a refrigerator.
SpySappingMyKeyboard scrolled down the comments hoping to find someone explain refrigerators to people. Was not disappointed.
@@2012Zyle I think they were more going for Maxwell's demon then a refrigerator but I don't know I haven't played megaman in forever
He's just a Peltier plate with features, not at all in violation of the 2nd law. It's a cool thought though.
And reverse the inevitable heat death of the universe. yeah seems useful XD
Considering how Bounce Man was treated, no wonder there was a robot uprising
"They should have sent a poet!"
Starman: "Gotcha covered!"
“Why’d they make him a toad?” Okay ima need everyone to look up Splasher the Frog. He taught irrigation Canal safety in central California and toadman reminds me of him
If I remember, some native Americans myths and lore describe frogs as bringers of rain or at least associated with rain.
@@abcd23221 There's a lot of cultures that associate frogs and toads with rainfall. After all, they do tend to be hopping around happily right after a big downpour.
@@misterbadguy7325 and also sometimes it literally rains frogs.
@@iwannaseehowlongyoucanmakethis I...
... personally wouldn't want to see that.
I might not watch this immediately, but *this* is the sort of quality content we all ask for.
hail Sithis! @@cloudofmystery4251
*How to like a comment twice*
@@datdabdoe1417 make two accounts.
Me finding this content three months ago not knowing polygon and the McElroys were the missing pieces in my life
6:06 "He generates thermal power but he is also powered by thermal power??? Which seems recursive, and also impossible!!"
I love BDG's comedic timing so much
You know, the fact that some of the robots like Hornet Man, Freeze Man, and Splash Woman, were all built to help people in pretty good ways showed that Dr. Wily and Dr. Light had hearts. But on the other hand, the construction bots had very redundant or uncreative jobs, which says to me that both doctors just didn’t really recognize the fact that humans can do all those things they are said to do. If we had people like Dr. Wily making these kinds of robots, this would be a pretty boring future we would be living in.
Yeah, I haven’t played a single Mega Man game, so what?
to be fair, wiley ultimately decides to use the robots less to help people and mroe ebcause he wants to do crimes and become supreme super king big nuts of the planet, so the fct a lot of them are basically mruder bots make sense.
Not every robot is explicitly made by Dr Light or Dr Wily, though. In fact, most of them are just made by random companies around the world. Dr Light only gets credit for providing the original design principles that most robotics engineers used to construct their own designs, like a template that other people could fill in with whatever.
Brian David Gilbert, You should stop doing this to yourself, but also please don't actually stop.
A lot of these actually make more sense when you consider that the robots were made sentient with the goal of phasing out human labor to being optional. Also, what they meant about burner man is that he burns invasive species, like kudzu, like we as people do all the time.
"These are nebulous... but they're definitely not good!" is such a great line.
12:45 Chemistry jokes aren't for everyone you need to know your *base*
I don’t get it, is that a joke about acid?
@@rexythet.rexfromjpreadabou186 lol I see what you did there.
@@ashketchup247 (Iodine Carbide) what YOU did there...
Personally, I'm pretty neutral on the subject. But I don't want any salt over it.
He was just looking for a reaction
clown man is so scary..... i'm glad real clowns aren't sentient
@Mauro Mantini shhhhh.. It's better if they don't know
@@inoob5906 im gonna say it
@sleepy cabbiege Don't You Dare.
Yeah cause they have no soul
Hey Malone, the netnavi version could be scarier in fact the digital softwares versions might be worser for the now generation of digital age just saying.
Wind man helping with harvest may be reference to the fact that wind is used to separate out grains. You drop them into the path of wind and the grain proper falls (mostly) straight down while the other bits blow away in the wind.
"AND THEN THAT MASSIVE DONGER, DR. WILY, TURNED 'EM ON US!", Lol, That just catches ya off guard.
I feel like the natural conclusion of all this is Brian explaining the kingdom hearts story INCLUDING the mobile game
You should check out clemps. He is currently attempting to do just that.
i see that happening
Thats unfortunate, i see it happening and i know i would watch it...
pcpu
These tend to make more sense if you remember that a lot of these robots were built by Wily, who was bad at making robots in the first place.
All the good robots he turned evil were stolen designs by other, smarter scientists.
YuP
Wily definetly wastes his physics talent, because he invented Gravity Man (the machine that manipulates gravity) and Freeze Man (the machine that manipulates entropy). He also perfected Time Man's time slowing powers into his murder robot Flash Man who can stop time. And he did everything, not because he wanted to conquer the world, but just out of jealousy.
@@ivanmegafanboy1981 hes an alien
@@prakonekeophanthavady7934 Uh...spoilers for Mega Man 2, Wily's not an alien, he used an hologram to make Mega Man believe he was an alien.
I love how in the early Unraveled he is still doing relatively normal CZcamsr stuff but in a really funny way but then they get progressively more meta and keep chipping on his mental sanity until it culminates in his complete breakdown in "Ranking Pokemon by eatablility"
3:12 “We have a lot of cold people up here at the front.” Would you call it a...COLD FRONT? 😉
Top Man is a walking gyroscope. He can keep upright in any gravity on any surface. Snake Man is used to explore tunnels. His search snakes are remote cameras used to fit into nooks and crannies that he's too big to fit into.
Thank you, I can appreciate these even more now.
So he can perform a colonoscopy
@@choliosis2551 I do NOT want to see Colonoscope Man's stage....
Thanks you ruined it
There's also the fact that the Search Snakes can be used for reconnaissance
This was awesome. Please do an Occupational Health and Safety assessment of all the Super Smash Bros. stages, from “Innocuous” to “Someone’s Going To Jail”.
that would be so cool!
YES.
Yeet yeet the video was made boi
You got your wish
He hates you now
1:48 This guy literally reverses entropy you're hella underselling him
I really love how he almost summarizes the entire plot of The Protomen in one line except for the whole leaving a huge crowd of people to be slaughtered by that massive donger Dr. Wily
11:30
"Don't let me suck more than I can handle."
~ _Dust Man_
His face when he says that! I love him!
Yeah, whoever decided clowns should be sentient was a monster.
Are... are you implying the existence of FERAL clowns????
@@KingOfDoma
I mean...you wouldn’t exactly call Pennywise tame, would you?
There's never been a non-sentient real life clown wdym
If you think regular clownman is bad you should never set your eyes on his netnavi counterpart
All I can think of is that one Twitter post of "Is it an actual clown or someone dressed up as one?"
I specifically love this channel, specifically this series, specifically this video, specifically the fact that there is specifically a counter dedicated specifically to how many times Brian specifically says the word specifically.
My favorite thing about this video is that it literally introduced me to one of my comfort characters. Starman
I would love to know how much Link owes to Hyrule in property damage and burglary
plot twist: it's a different incarnation of Link in every game because they all put the Master Sword back after the collective debt of every previous incarnation is carried over to them.
If we're counting OOT statute of limitations may apply between young and adult links. In breath of the wild, hyrule is destroyed so it's unclear if anyone would exist to enforce property laws.
The snicker after Top Man is such a mood.
T o p M a n
what a top mood
As much as I love Topman. He should have definetly been a dance teacher or something.
@@hotrod_hornet I love how you changed the message but still
/Does the little Street Fighter Jig/
@@noobmaster69briandavidgilb88 Meh, I felt like it could have been worded differently.