Taylor: *Is literally a comedian, whos profession is to tell jokes* 9000 IQ commenters: "Hmm yes this is clearly a serious statement she told us about events that actually happened in her life. I shall now declare my loss of interest in the dating scene because of this, I bet women will fall down weeping at the knowledge that a prime specimen such as myself is no longer available as a potential partner *tea emoji* "
Turns out, this guy WAS cheating on her and admitted to it after the special came out and he had been gaslighting her all those years which adds a whole other layer to this joke.
@@drg8687 How does somebody watch a video they don't like, smartass? You don't know whether you like or dislike a video only after you see it. Also for someone making fun of others crying, you are whining a bit much.
The fact that he actuality contacted her after the show came out to admit that he ACTUALLY CHEATED ON HER. It wasn’t just in her head he just gaslighted her so successfully that she thought she has trust issues.
When my mom was pregnant with me she had a dream that my dad cheated on her so she didn't talk to him for a week. She knew it was a dream, but was mad anyways. Only after said week did she tell my dad what she was mad about, and then continued to be upset for another two weeks but did talk to him. My poor college student dad thought he had done something wrong but it had just been a dream and he was doing fine (Edit: please stop making comments on my parents' marriage they are in a healthy relationship and love each other very much this was just meant to be a mildly funny related story)
@Garnet Holman I don't disagree, however my dad has always been very dedicated to my mother, and neither of them worry about it much anymore. This was earlier in their marriages, and my mother's emotions were heightened during her pregnancy. Not to mention he couldn't have found the time to cheat . I do appreciate you adding to my perspective though, thank you ☺️
@@lamargordon6017You hating on women cause of the bad deeds of other women is as worse as women advocating on hating all men cause of what other men did. Both are equally bad and generalization
This is way too relatable but from the other side. My ex used to get pissed off at me if we were watching a movie and she started to feel jealous if there was nudity or just women in general that she thought I was more attracted to than her. She ended up cheating on me.
@@johanstinson nah, it was back in high school, we lived in a small town. I'm not nieve I pretty knew immediately after it happened because her deminor did a comlete 180. Don't get me mad wrong, I was pissed off for several years but was rectified after I met my now wife almost a decade ago.
i think we dated the same lady. she would refer to any female she considered attractive as a "bitch", this would include my cousins and finally even my sister. which was the last straw.
I love when people take comedian jokes as fact. "This is why men go their own way." Sure, cry more. You being out of the dating pool 'cause you don't understand what a joke is saves everyone else time.
@@emma-di5ly I mean, to be fair, this joke is funny BECAUSE it's got a lot of truth to it. I dated a girl once who was legitimately mad at me for days because she dreamed that I cheated on her. Admitted that she knew it was a dream, but absolutely could not stop herself from being upset about it anyway. (and no, that doesn't mean every woman acts that way... but judging from the comments, similar things have happened to other people too)
I understand that this is not for real, but every time i see here video I just wonder why is this funny, and i watched other comedians that are funny. But she is not.
My wife had a dream I cheated on her. She was mad for weeks. When I told her I had the same dream she finally stopped being mad because she was afraid it would actually happen if she didn't stop trippin
The thing I don’t think the haters for these videos are getting is that you’re not her target audience. Her humor isn’t gonna land with you because you haven’t been through these experiences. Her humor comes from her pain. It’s actually a common thing for comedians. You’re not the target audience so you just don’t understand HOW this is humorous. But there clearly is a target audience for this humor because people who have gone through traumatic experiences can relate. We try to find the humor in it. If you’re not the target audience then just find a different comedian to watch instead of complaining. It’s really that simple.
Most of the people complaining do seem to be able to relate, though, just from the perspective of the guy getting dumped for something that only happened in her head. Unlike the women who can relate to doing this (and thus are receiving catharsis from the joke because it means they're not the only ones) the guys who can relate are just being reminded of a traumatic break-up in which they were being blamed for something they didn't do. They're still being oversensitive, don't get me wrong, because the joke is about how ridiculous this outlook is - she's making herself the butt of the joke.
Did you hire a focus group to test your comment on before posting it? I mean if Im going to be expected to have some type of median market reaction on the applicability index's green zone id like to know that my probobility of the continuity of reactive commetary was at least focus grouped by a place that has vegan options. I might have a different reaction to your comment if my adrenaline wasnt being triggerflaked into the mauve zone by a murder meat sandwich some crackpot psuedo legit analytics startup brought to San Pedro on his 20.000 bike made out of recycled Lance Armstrong.cancer bracelets. I.give your comment 2 bamboos. Thats good.But i think you should not say target audience because thats kindoff taking away.from people who get shot while being entertained. I prefer comedy bottom- they recieve the joke and emit sounds. As einstein.said: " some people say joke..some.people hear joke...some people are joke..its.all.relative."
@@smockboy Except this didn't happen. Guarantee she just made this up. Most comedians make up their stories. They're not factual. Especially since I'm pretty sure she said she's only seriously dated 2 guys her entire life in an interview once... the amount of times she's made breakup jokes is far more than 2. So my guess is this is a fake story.
Why can’t everyone in the comment section shut up and just not make misogynistic comments like… that’s some real virgin behavior ngl What is wrong with y’all go touch some grass she didn’t ask for “women☕️” all over the comment section ??????
@@bobcounts4507 what does that even mean??? How can I take my own advice about not making misogynistic comments… when I’m not? That’s not the epic roast you think it is sweetie❤️
Actually, I think it is funny that you don't recognize guy humor. If you start your reply with "it's not funny" you will be correct, because at that point, it is hilarious.
Is she an intuitive person? Someone who pays close attention to your actions and can predict where it headed before it does? I’ve noticed that women are very intuitive. They sense the slightest change in you and therefore that is how that information gets sent into overdrive during a “subconscious” dream. The dream could have been telling her what she picked up during the daytime and didn’t noticed much and thought was unimportant but truly was important.
@@t_n_rasberry8387 Heh, no. I do appreciate the inference that I would cheat. That speaks volumes to me about you really. Sounds like your were hurt, and now seek to repair others or perhaps yourself with similar or projected theories. You neglected to ask about her troubled past, and how it was heaped upon me. Again, I do appreciate your wit and sagacity in this relationship of five+ years. As I helped her with her insecurities and past history, I never thought once to look for companionship elsewhere. And in the end she left me due to more money related issue(s), and perchance the way she saw her future. I am happily married now, thanks since you asked. And have been for a couple years, with the family to expand soon. Keep on the healing ways as you do. Much love.
@@thrawn5k right? I love that their comment was basically "Women are all basically psychic. If she had that dream its because you must've done something because women *never* behave erratically or irrationally."
To her? Maybe not. With millions of other women? Absolutely. A guy in the comment section just told a story about how his mom was angry at his dad for WEEKS because she had a dream he cheated.
Yess it actually happened the tells the whole story in the jay schatti podcast. The plot twist is that this ex called her after the show aired on Netflix to admit to her that he actually cheated on her and that she was right the whole time. She wasn’t going crazy or what not, she just trusted her gut and turned out to be right about it.
Lmao the comments r either guys saying fuck dating or girls saying they can’t take a joke. The answer is clearly the middle. It’s not a joke and it’s not all women. She’s fr crazy but that’s ok it’s literally why she does comedy
@@fluffymonster396 He did actually cheat on her. Her joke is that she was ignoring the red flags her brain was telling her. Intuition is really strong and women shouldn't ignore it.
@Daniel Stefanov i don't know why you think i am confused but the comment makes it seem like the joke was serious, and that she really did break up with someone because of an imaginary situation. Or, maybe they're just one of those people who explain jokes unessecarily.
She might be the intuitive type. The subconscious tells us information that we missed during the day. Studies have shown our subconscious picks up info faster than we can process info “while we are awake”. That info can only be send to us while are asleep.
@@TLMHaru You don't understand what I'm saying. It's not funny to men. It is however, funny to women. That's why the women are laughing. Because it's a bad joke about men.
Worst fight we ever had was she dreamed I cheated on her with her best friend. She woke up livid about it and stayed mad the rest of the week. How! The woman lived two hours away and I did not know how this was possible.
I had an ex that dreamed I cheated on her. I was guilty from that moment on. I wasted a year trying to fix something I didn't do. The only good thing to come from that year was a list of every woman in our community she thought was attracted to me....
I came home from leg day one time and my ex was like “why do you have scratch marks on your shoulders” i looked at them and was like “huh? Idk i was just at the gym” and then I realized it bc the seem on your shirt leaves red scratch mark lines on your shoulder lol 😂
I had a girlfriend who dreamt that I cheated on her. She said she wouldn't have dreamt it if it wasn't an actual possibility. Ah, the wisdom of young women.
One time I had a dream that my mom cheated on my dad with a lumberjack named Jacque. I couldn't look at her for the rest of the day after that. My mom has never done that and both my parents say they r still in love after 15-16 years of being together. Idk where my mind came up with that lol
The dude might say, "man this chick broke up with me for that? Dodged a bullet there." Really though, if she dumped you for that, it's more like the bullet wasn't even travelling in your general direction.
Mine dreamt I was at a party, and a girl approached me. I didn't want that, but was unable to do anything about it because I had drunk too much. Then she woke up. Consequentially she woke me up with as slap to the face, cried and demanded me to apologize for my behaviour. I denied. Years later she brought that up as proof I had been cheating. -_- Call me a nit-picker, but I prefer to argue about things that ... say ... we agree on having happened. Thus I'm glad that's another once-an-ex-stories.
I once had a gf dump me coz a psychic said her true loves name would begin with a 'c'.... Lucky escape for me.
Chump?
Sounds like an excuse to leave from her to me. xD
LOL now that's funny but your luck
@@fluffymonster396 regardless it was the best thing
@@yungthug2403 Yeah if they don't want to be with you so bad that they make up an excuse, it's best to move on.
Taylor: *Is literally a comedian, whos profession is to tell jokes*
9000 IQ commenters: "Hmm yes this is clearly a serious statement she told us about events that actually happened in her life. I shall now declare my loss of interest in the dating scene because of this, I bet women will fall down weeping at the knowledge that a prime specimen such as myself is no longer available as a potential partner *tea emoji* "
🙌
technically it’s a coffee emoji
(this is a lighthearted joke)
Wow hahaha one can clearly read your comment with Taylors voice hahaha nice one
I mean maybe if she was funny...
You have a good writing skill
Turns out, this guy WAS cheating on her and admitted to it after the special came out and he had been gaslighting her all those years which adds a whole other layer to this joke.
Sad
That dude really deserved this joke than. As a person who has been cheated, it's such a confusing thing. Like just why?
😮 plot twist in the joke
Damn. She had visions.
This is absurd
Men: I can take a joke.
Reality: WAHHH MY FEELINGS ARE HURT.
Jokes are supposed to be funny.
But humor and women are like oil and water
@@kylemylo3776 this comments section is a testimony to you being wrong
@@drg8687 My point is that that's why guys are taking it so seriously. Because it's not funny. So the only option left is to take it seriously
@@kylemylo3776 so you just troll CZcams watching videos you don't like and making bitchy little comments? What a miserable existence.
@@drg8687 How does somebody watch a video they don't like, smartass? You don't know whether you like or dislike a video only after you see it. Also for someone making fun of others crying, you are whining a bit much.
This is what happens when u have been in too many toxic relationships 💀💀
this is what happens when u have been in too many toxic relationships and you make no effort to address your trauma or learn from your mistakes*
@@Tristoo 1. She's joking
2. She sees a therapist to address her trauma, stfu
She mentioned it on a pod that after this was filmed he actually had cheated on her
Bruh she sounds like the toxic in the relationship wym lol (I know it’s a joke)
@@Tristoo he did actually cheat on her, so this was her ignoring the red flags.
The fact that he actuality contacted her after the show came out to admit that he ACTUALLY CHEATED ON HER. It wasn’t just in her head he just gaslighted her so successfully that she thought she has trust issues.
And that’s why we have trust issues
Damn I need to see the side piece if my guy was cheating on Taylor 😂
"men can take a joke"
Also the men in the comment section: "this is why I don't date"
no literally
Probably because it isn't a joke.
As opposed to the actual reason they don't date, but let's not open that pandoras box...
@@johnserosanguineous1886 She’s literally a comedian. This is her job
bc its not funny, even a little bit 🤦
When my mom was pregnant with me she had a dream that my dad cheated on her so she didn't talk to him for a week. She knew it was a dream, but was mad anyways. Only after said week did she tell my dad what she was mad about, and then continued to be upset for another two weeks but did talk to him. My poor college student dad thought he had done something wrong but it had just been a dream and he was doing fine
(Edit: please stop making comments on my parents' marriage they are in a healthy relationship and love each other very much this was just meant to be a mildly funny related story)
They're still married which means my dad is still doing pretty good
@Garnet Holman I don't disagree, however my dad has always been very dedicated to my mother, and neither of them worry about it much anymore. This was earlier in their marriages, and my mother's emotions were heightened during her pregnancy. Not to mention he couldn't have found the time to cheat . I do appreciate you adding to my perspective though, thank you ☺️
Yeah bitches being mad is normal
The brain can't decide between dream and reality and that was a deep feeling
Oh no 😭 poor dad
Saw her live. She's dope
I get to see her live on the 17 I’m excited
@@savannahseyler what was it like? (-> three days later)
@@caddieohm7059 she’s hilarious and I loved it. The shorts don’t do her humor justice if you ever get the chance to go to one don’t pass it up
Wholesome
Crazy how people in the comments can’t understand sarcasm
We have so many victims in here lol
Care to enevn try to understand why?
@@mariojoia1337nah bro we really dont
Right? Because no woman has EVER woken up in a bad mood because of something a man did in HER dream.
@@lamargordon6017You hating on women cause of the bad deeds of other women is as worse as women advocating on hating all men cause of what other men did. Both are equally bad and generalization
This is way too relatable but from the other side. My ex used to get pissed off at me if we were watching a movie and she started to feel jealous if there was nudity or just women in general that she thought I was more attracted to than her. She ended up cheating on me.
She didn't end up cheating on you my man, she was likely cheating on you from Day 1
@@johanstinson nah, it was back in high school, we lived in a small town. I'm not nieve I pretty knew immediately after it happened because her deminor did a comlete 180. Don't get me mad wrong, I was pissed off for several years but was rectified after I met my now wife almost a decade ago.
Me thinks she had some sort of mental illness because that's....yeah. (not about the cheating part, you don't need mental illness for that lol)
Cool story bro. And totally realistic 🥴
i think we dated the same lady. she would refer to any female she considered attractive as a "bitch", this would include my cousins and finally even my sister. which was the last straw.
I love when people take comedian jokes as fact. "This is why men go their own way." Sure, cry more. You being out of the dating pool 'cause you don't understand what a joke is saves everyone else time.
Literally! If every comedian told only true stories, they would have no material.
Preach sis
@@emma-di5ly I mean, to be fair, this joke is funny BECAUSE it's got a lot of truth to it.
I dated a girl once who was legitimately mad at me for days because she dreamed that I cheated on her. Admitted that she knew it was a dream, but absolutely could not stop herself from being upset about it anyway.
(and no, that doesn't mean every woman acts that way... but judging from the comments, similar things have happened to other people too)
I understand that this is not for real, but every time i see here video I just wonder why is this funny, and i watched other comedians that are funny. But she is not.
True that
The men in this comment section....🤦🏻♀️
What you don't think this is bad behaviour. This is toxic femininity.
@@timdeathly if she were to be serious, yeah, but she's a comedian?? making jokes??
For the men going their own way: Thank you for kindly removing yourself from the gene pool. You’re doing the lord’s work. 😌
Yooo 😂😂
It's not like they had a chance to begin with. Nobody wants an incel.
The way she stares during that, plus the timing: just brilliant...
What's with all these pathetic comments? Taylor Tomlinson is a fantastic comedian. One of the best contemporary ones around.
My wife had a dream I cheated on her. She was mad for weeks. When I told her I had the same dream she finally stopped being mad because she was afraid it would actually happen if she didn't stop trippin
The thing I don’t think the haters for these videos are getting is that you’re not her target audience. Her humor isn’t gonna land with you because you haven’t been through these experiences. Her humor comes from her pain. It’s actually a common thing for comedians. You’re not the target audience so you just don’t understand HOW this is humorous. But there clearly is a target audience for this humor because people who have gone through traumatic experiences can relate. We try to find the humor in it.
If you’re not the target audience then just find a different comedian to watch instead of complaining. It’s really that simple.
Most of the people complaining do seem to be able to relate, though, just from the perspective of the guy getting dumped for something that only happened in her head. Unlike the women who can relate to doing this (and thus are receiving catharsis from the joke because it means they're not the only ones) the guys who can relate are just being reminded of a traumatic break-up in which they were being blamed for something they didn't do. They're still being oversensitive, don't get me wrong, because the joke is about how ridiculous this outlook is - she's making herself the butt of the joke.
Did you hire a focus group to test your comment on before posting it? I mean if Im going to be expected to have some type of median market reaction on the applicability index's green zone id like to know that my probobility of the continuity of reactive commetary was at least focus grouped by a place that has vegan options. I might have a different reaction to your comment if my adrenaline wasnt being triggerflaked into the mauve zone by a murder meat sandwich some crackpot psuedo legit analytics startup brought to San Pedro on his 20.000 bike made out of recycled Lance Armstrong.cancer bracelets. I.give your comment 2 bamboos. Thats good.But i think you should not say target audience because thats kindoff taking away.from people who get shot while being entertained. I prefer comedy bottom- they recieve the joke and emit sounds.
As einstein.said: " some people say joke..some.people hear joke...some people are joke..its.all.relative."
@@smockboy Thank you. This makes more sense to me now.
@@smockboy Except this didn't happen. Guarantee she just made this up. Most comedians make up their stories. They're not factual. Especially since I'm pretty sure she said she's only seriously dated 2 guys her entire life in an interview once... the amount of times she's made breakup jokes is far more than 2. So my guess is this is a fake story.
Plus it's literally humor making fun at how stupid ot is to be mad for a dream. I know she knows it's stupid but it's still a real emotion for many.
Why can’t everyone in the comment section shut up and just not make misogynistic comments like… that’s some real virgin behavior ngl
What is wrong with y’all go touch some grass she didn’t ask for “women☕️” all over the comment section
??????
Please take your own advice.
@@bobcounts4507 what does that even mean??? How can I take my own advice about not making misogynistic comments… when I’m not? That’s not the epic roast you think it is sweetie❤️
Women: women are strong and powerful.
Also women: cry "misogyny" at every damn thing in the universe.
Women are so fragile
Women ☕
@@rohith542 you are absolutely hilarious my guy
I bow down to your comedy excellence the liberals have been owned
Some of you are taking this way too seriously. She's a comedian. It's a JOKE! Damn, Will Smith is rubbing off everyone nowadays.
Actually, I think it is funny that you don't recognize guy humor. If you start your reply with "it's not funny" you will be correct, because at that point, it is hilarious.
Just because it's on stage doesnt mean it didnt happen.
Did someone light up Taylor for saying this?😂
Honestly still searching for the joke and the comedian in this clip. Can you please help
@@bisso3580 Lol if it's not your type of humor go watch a different comedian. Meanwhile, you're just wasting your time being a hater.
Taylor’s comedic timing is way too good
I got yelled at cuz my ex woke up from a dead sleep and and hit me saying I cheated. But it was a dream she was having. That was something else.
Is she an intuitive person? Someone who pays close attention to your actions and can predict where it headed before it does? I’ve noticed that women are very intuitive. They sense the slightest change in you and therefore that is how that information gets sent into overdrive during a “subconscious” dream. The dream could have been telling her what she picked up during the daytime and didn’t noticed much and thought was unimportant but truly was important.
@@t_n_rasberry8387 Heh, no. I do appreciate the inference that I would cheat. That speaks volumes to me about you really. Sounds like your were hurt, and now seek to repair others or perhaps yourself with similar or projected theories. You neglected to ask about her troubled past, and how it was heaped upon me. Again, I do appreciate your wit and sagacity in this relationship of five+ years. As I helped her with her insecurities and past history, I never thought once to look for companionship elsewhere. And in the end she left me due to more money related issue(s), and perchance the way she saw her future. I am happily married now, thanks since you asked. And have been for a couple years, with the family to expand soon. Keep on the healing ways as you do. Much love.
@@thrawn5k right? I love that their comment was basically "Women are all basically psychic. If she had that dream its because you must've done something because women *never* behave erratically or irrationally."
Her delivery, tone and timing are pristine.
do yall HONESTLY believe this actually happened 💀
To her? Maybe not. With millions of other women? Absolutely. A guy in the comment section just told a story about how his mom was angry at his dad for WEEKS because she had a dream he cheated.
Yess it actually happened the tells the whole story in the jay schatti podcast. The plot twist is that this ex called her after the show aired on Netflix to admit to her that he actually cheated on her and that she was right the whole time. She wasn’t going crazy or what not, she just trusted her gut and turned out to be right about it.
To offended men in the comments
You realise this is cut out/only part of a video, right?
That too a stand up comedy video
She's the product of years of therapy...
Lmao the comments r either guys saying fuck dating or girls saying they can’t take a joke. The answer is clearly the middle. It’s not a joke and it’s not all women. She’s fr crazy but that’s ok it’s literally why she does comedy
That pause was pure comedic genius. not a second too soon or late.
men in the comments section crying she's not funny well boohoo
this comment secyion really does show us wich boys didnt hit the stage after puberty huh
She is so funny. Also, I think her spirit animal is bug's bunny. She looks rabbit like...
My gf of (at the time) 7 years had a dream I slept with a girl who works at a clothing store. Wouldn't let me shop there for a solid year.
Tell us the truth homie. You hit it?
“I broke up with you because I made something up”
"i am making a joke about toxic people"
@@bimbom3745 Shhh, they're trying really hard to be the victim.
@@fluffymonster396 He did actually cheat on her. Her joke is that she was ignoring the red flags her brain was telling her. Intuition is really strong and women shouldn't ignore it.
@Daniel Stefanov i don't know why you think i am confused but the comment makes it seem like the joke was serious, and that she really did break up with someone because of an imaginary situation. Or, maybe they're just one of those people who explain jokes unessecarily.
@@Emma-lb1vf That's not the joke at all. You really missed the mark there. What would even imply at all that that's what she meant?
I had my first boyfriend dump me over a dream I was surprised and sad now I’m glad because he sometimes gets on my nerves 😅
She is so gorgeous and talented. She is so funny.
Been there. She said she couldn't control me enough
Taylor is a treasure 😂😂😂
Cute/ savage and funny best combo❤😂❤❤
She might be the intuitive type. The subconscious tells us information that we missed during the day. Studies have shown our subconscious picks up info faster than we can process info “while we are awake”. That info can only be send to us while are asleep.
She is the best, I love this
I cheated on Taylor w my wife! Lmfao
The audience laugh is from Friends💀
? No
🤣 what a great punchline.
On a serious: still a legit reason to break up. But not for the immediatly obvious reason.
You seem like the female better version of Jerry Seinfeld
This is a Gumball episode LMAO
The feminine laughter explains everything.
It's a stolen laugh track.
@@TLMHaru Yeah cause all stand up uses stolen laugh tracks.
@@sleepy8513 Nah, just the unfunny standup.
@@TLMHaru You don't understand what I'm saying. It's not funny to men. It is however, funny to women. That's why the women are laughing. Because it's a bad joke about men.
@@sleepy8513 It's a laugh track from Friends, and women aren't funny. You didn't understand me; I knew what you were implying lol.
😂😂the 'End of Relationship Event Horizon'; anyone that gets too close while moving too slowly gets sucked in and spaghettified 🤘
Taylor is the kind of comedian that makes me glad she posts her stuff on CZcams while I save up to go to one of her shows
Larry used to sweep out in front of the homeless shelter, Vince. His son lived in it, his daughter was a volleyball player at the university
he always thought of others before himself he always helped others
Worst fight we ever had was she dreamed I cheated on her with her best friend. She woke up livid about it and stayed mad the rest of the week. How! The woman lived two hours away and I did not know how this was possible.
hes very poetic
She's so beautiful because she tells the truth. It's a whole other experience.
I had an ex that dreamed I cheated on her. I was guilty from that moment on. I wasted a year trying to fix something I didn't do.
The only good thing to come from that year was a list of every woman in our community she thought was attracted to me....
As a man I laughed I get the joke and I enjoyed it! Lighten up people! 😂
Thats insane...ly funny 😭😭
Exactly 💯 I agree 👍🏻 💯
My gf had a sit down talk with me and called me an a-hole for cheating on her in her dream. Meanwhile I’ve had dreams where I chose not to cheat 😂
hes very loving compassionate affectionate caring thoughtful loyal generous genuine
You Are So Funny and Beautiful Taylor I loved your Netflix special u made me LOL hard Love from the jersey shore ❤️
Y’all obv have never awoken to a partner pissed at you because of something you did in their DREAM 😂. She’s spitting legit truth. 🤣
So we’re not gonna talk about how this is an old Ray Ramano joke just in reverse?
I smacked my husband with pillow after my cheating dream 😂
Technically she put him in that situation
Honestly fair point xD
That was the joke
@@strange0130 so it is, so it is.
You know I’m seeing a lot of “men can’t take a joke” and not a lot of men not actually taking the joke
I love your make-up, esp your eye make-up.
When she is frustrated about her self!
Classic!
Love her. Can’t wait for her to take over late night.
I came home from leg day one time and my ex was like “why do you have scratch marks on your shoulders” i looked at them and was like “huh? Idk i was just at the gym” and then I realized it bc the seem on your shirt leaves red scratch mark lines on your shoulder lol 😂
This is true and that’s 100% my fault I am currently working on it. I’ve been looking into finding a guru or be a apprentice.
I'd marry that women. She's so beautiful and intelligent and funny
Why are people fighting so much in this comments section? Chill goys.
I’d date her! She’s fabulous
You cheated on me in my head, but I forgave you and we lived happily everafter.
I had a girlfriend who dreamt that I cheated on her. She said she wouldn't have dreamt it if it wasn't an actual possibility. Ah, the wisdom of young women.
That do be your intuition though sometimes…
Kinda sums women up
he always stays carm as much as the foam as the sea
My problem is I'll get mad at people for what they do in my bad dreams 💀
he never gives up or gives in he works hard and perciviers
See.There's help lines and all for people like you. Just give it a go!
I’m cackling
Is this isn’t me 😂
One time I had a dream that my mom cheated on my dad with a lumberjack named Jacque. I couldn't look at her for the rest of the day after that. My mom has never done that and both my parents say they r still in love after 15-16 years of being together. Idk where my mind came up with that lol
I actually delt with this all the time with my ex wife
Lol u are awesome!!@
The dude might say, "man this chick broke up with me for that? Dodged a bullet there." Really though, if she dumped you for that, it's more like the bullet wasn't even travelling in your general direction.
My ex wife would not talk to me for two weeks because she had that dream.
She did some bad things and now is not my wife and is undateable.
That what we men are working with.
I had dreams where girls were coming on to me (I'm a guy) and I said "I love me wife and I can't do that to her." Really!
Let me translate for u :) he didn't make her feel safe enough cuz even though he didn't cheat the fact that she thought he would says it all :)
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Mine dreamt I was at a party, and a girl approached me. I didn't want that, but was unable to do anything about it because I had drunk too much. Then she woke up.
Consequentially she woke me up with as slap to the face, cried and demanded me to apologize for my behaviour. I denied.
Years later she brought that up as proof I had been cheating. -_-
Call me a nit-picker, but I prefer to argue about things that ... say ... we agree on having happened. Thus I'm glad that's another once-an-ex-stories.
I did that once actually and I was right 😂😂
POV: your to paranoid for a relationship
People actually get upset over their dreams and create problems irl. 😢
hes not one eyed hes 2 eyes a nose 8 fingers two fumbs ten toes a belly a miracle
Haaa! That's my ex!
lol she is really growing on me.
I had a dream that my mom left a rotten kiwi on the kitchen floor. I'm really getting worried about her.