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Memes for Aloona:
/ showthistoaloona
Video edited by me
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Insta:
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Article 13: *passes*
ExpressVPN : this is America
Don't catch you slippin' up
In Congress, July 4, 1776.
The unanimous Declaration of the thirteen united States of America, When in the Course of human events, it becomes necessary for one people to dissolve the political bands which have connected them with another, and to assume among the powers of the earth, the separate and equal station to which the Laws of Nature and of Nature's God entitle them, a decent respect to the opinions of mankind requires that they should declare the causes which impel them to the separation.
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness.--That to secure these rights, Governments are instituted among Men, deriving their just powers from the consent of the governed, --That whenever any Form of Government becomes destructive of these ends, it is the Right of the People to alter or to abolish it, and to institute new Government, laying its foundation on such principles and organizing its powers in such form, as to them shall seem most likely to effect their Safety and Happiness. Prudence, indeed, will dictate that Governments long established should not be changed for light and transient causes; and accordingly all experience hath shewn, that mankind are more disposed to suffer, while evils are sufferable, than to right themselves by abolishing the forms to which they are accustomed. But when a long train of abuses and usurpations, pursuing invariably the same Object evinces a design to reduce them under absolute Despotism, it is their right, it is their duty, to throw off such Government, and to provide new Guards for their future security.--Such has been the patient sufferance of these Colonies; and such is now the necessity which constrains them to alter their former Systems of Government. The history of the present King of Great Britain is a history of repeated injuries and usurpations, all having in direct object the establishment of an absolute Tyranny over these States. To prove this, let Facts be submitted to a candid world.
He has refused his Assent to Laws, the most wholesome and necessary for the public good.
He has forbidden his Governors to pass Laws of immediate and pressing importance, unless suspended in their operation till his Assent should be obtained; and when so suspended, he has utterly neglected to attend to them.
He has refused to pass other Laws for the accommodation of large districts of people, unless those people would relinquish the right of Representation in the Legislature, a right inestimable to them and formidable to tyrants only.
He has called together legislative bodies at places unusual, uncomfortable, and distant from the depository of their public Records, for the sole purpose of fatiguing them into compliance with his measures.
He has dissolved Representative Houses repeatedly, for opposing with manly firmness his invasions on the rights of the people.
He has refused for a long time, after such dissolutions, to cause others to be elected; whereby the Legislative powers, incapable of Annihilation, have returned to the People at large for their exercise; the State remaining in the mean time exposed to all the dangers of invasion from without, and convulsions within.
He has endeavoured to prevent the population of these States; for that purpose obstructing the Laws for Naturalization of Foreigners; refusing to pass others to encourage their migrations hither, and raising the conditions of new Appropriations of Lands.
He has obstructed the Administration of Justice, by refusing his Assent to Laws for establishing Judiciary powers.
He has made Judges dependent on his Will alone, for the tenure of their offices, and the amount and payment of their salaries.
He has erected a multitude of New Offices, and sent hither swarms of Officers to harrass our people, and eat out their substance.
He has kept among us, in times of peace, Standing Armies without the Consent of our legislatures.
He has affected to render the Military independent of and superior to the Civil power.
He has combined with others to subject us to a jurisdiction foreign to our constitution, and unacknowledged by our laws; giving his Assent to their Acts of pretended Legislation:
For Quartering large bodies of armed troops among us:
For protecting them, by a mock Trial, from punishment for any Murders which they should commit on the Inhabitants of these States:
For cutting off our Trade with all parts of the world:
For imposing Taxes on us without our Consent:
For depriving us in many cases, of the benefits of Trial by Jury:
For transporting us beyond Seas to be tried for pretended offences
For abolishing the free System of English Laws in a neighbouring Province, establishing therein an Arbitrary government, and enlarging its Boundaries so as to render it at once an example and fit instrument for introducing the same absolute rule into these Colonies:
For taking away our Charters, abolishing our most valuable Laws, and altering fundamentally the Forms of our Governments:
For suspending our own Legislatures, and declaring themselves invested with power to legislate for us in all cases whatsoever.
He has abdicated Government here, by declaring us out of his Protection and waging War against us.
He has plundered our seas, ravaged our Coasts, burnt our towns, and destroyed the lives of our people.
He is at this time transporting large Armies of foreign Mercenaries to compleat the works of death, desolation and tyranny, already begun with circumstances of Cruelty & perfidy scarcely paralleled in the most barbarous ages, and totally unworthy the Head of a civilized nation.
He has constrained our fellow Citizens taken Captive on the high Seas to bear Arms against their Country, to become the executioners of their friends and Brethren, or to fall themselves by their Hands.
He has excited domestic insurrections amongst us, and has endeavoured to bring on the inhabitants of our frontiers, the merciless Indian Savages, whose known rule of warfare, is an undistinguished destruction of all ages, sexes and conditions.
In every stage of these Oppressions We have Petitioned for Redress in the most humble terms: Our repeated Petitions have been answered only by repeated injury. A Prince whose character is thus marked by every act which may define a Tyrant, is unfit to be the ruler of a free people.
Nor have We been wanting in attentions to our Brittish brethren. We have warned them from time to time of attempts by their legislature to extend an unwarrantable jurisdiction over us. We have reminded them of the circumstances of our emigration and settlement here. We have appealed to their native justice and magnanimity, and we have conjured them by the ties of our common kindred to disavow these usurpations, which, would inevitably interrupt our connections and correspondence. They too have been deaf to the voice of justice and of consanguinity. We must, therefore, acquiesce in the necessity, which denounces our Separation, and hold them, as we hold the rest of mankind, Enemies in War, in Peace Friends.
We, therefore, the Representatives of the United States of America, in General Congress, Assembled, appealing to the Supreme Judge of the world for the rectitude of our intentions, do, in the Name, and by Authority of the good People of these Colonies, solemnly publish and declare, That these United Colonies are, and of Right ought to be Free and Independent States; that they are Absolved from all Allegiance to the British Crown, and that all political connection between them and the State of Great Britain, is and ought to be totally dissolved; and that as Free and Independent States, they have full Power to levy War, conclude Peace, contract Alliances, establish Commerce, and to do all other Acts and Things which Independent States may of right do. And for the support of this Declaration, with a firm reliance on the protection of divine Providence, we mutually pledge to each other our Lives, our Fortunes and our sacred Honor.
The True One oh my god. All that’s needed is an American flag and an eagle with guns blasting as the National Anthem and you would hit American bingo
Her: oh no someone stole my data!
Me: VADIM BLYAT!
Oh comrade this is so underrated... here a like blyat.
I'm a simple man, comrade says Vadim Blyat, I give a Like, stay cheeky breeky my friend!
😂
Ne ori zdes ya
Wtf you want from me?
Aloona: I'm gonna ban whoever makes slav and squat jokes.
Also Aloona: Reacts to slavic content.
Very mixed signals there
@La Vie En Rose epic gamer moments
She's a strong Independent Slavic Woman
she is actually alyona or alena. That's so weird that she's saying her name so weird.. Какая нахуй Алуна, блять?
Also Aloona: Giggles the whole way through. But I'm not complaining because that is cute as hell
How can an ad transition be so s m o o t h
Bich Bls...go watch a polymatter video...you'll never even know what hit ya....srlsy tho...go watch...😊
*Linus wants to know your location*
Dude is simping hard if he thinks that was a smooth ad transition..
@@jkalash762 xixixii, lol
@@dominicjose3660 watch bellular video
*watches kids throw girl off the roof*
Aloona: “....this is probably why we aren’t developing” 😂😂😂
The most convincing VPN ad
Still a trash company
After Article 13 was passed, all these VPN websites are sponsoring all the popular youtubers.
Nathaniel Engel i wondee why🤔
Hmm... 🤔🤔
I kinda was expecting them to no longer sponsor anyone, after all, 500 million people will flock to them anyways.
Plot twist: article 13 was secretly pressured and funded by the VPN companies
Aloona is transforming into Poods! Look at the quality of the video!
And look at the sponsership aswell lol
Wait for g fuel
Isn't 1080p Good quality?
Looks 1080p to me
Because Brad edits Braddet's videos xd
4:23 = *MOST OP QUIDDITCH BROOM INVENTED BY DRUNK SLAV*
Aloona: "I'm from Ukraine"
ExpressVPN: *Not anymore Slav whamen*
**_ignores sleep schedule to watch aloona_**
Cool story bro
How did u know bro
BIG MOOD
Yeet this m£at....hahaha
@@johnfrancisguevara4973
NVTT IN THIS BVTT.
4:55 "To show you the power of flex tape, I broke this window into pieces !!"
NOW THAT'S A LOT OF DAMAGE
Roses are red
I’m a giraffe
To show you the power of Flex Tape
I sawed this boat in half!
Don't forget: "Also walls sometimes.."
DEAD MEME!
Ooo, new video, OOOOooo, natural theme co-host !!!
13:04 laughter climax
instant like.
"Eat the snow so spring comes faster, just don't eat yellow snow" - Also a common joke among Austrian folks😂
Hungarian folks say it too
@@mzvonv428 Well yous are our neighbors haha
@@marcelbinder2150 Hallo, Nachbar! I think, every fkn country has it's funny old people, who always talk shit like that xD
I don’t understand how it’s a joke though😂 it’s just like an obvious fact
@@leann4265 You're right on that one😂😂
9:54 why has no one thought about pronouncing Nigeria like this? It seems like the right way.
In Italy we pronounce it like that but with a diverse "g", it's complicated to write down😂😂
For real
In Hungary we also pronounce it exactly the same way
In basically every Slavic language it's pronounced like that.
Aloona: "You think you're special, but your not,"
Me: *Thanks Aloona.*
Russian Trump literally woke everyone up in the house... Thanks Aloona
Aloona:“We all use internet, yes I know everything about you.”
Me: “oh shit she’s right”
The hardest choice a 9 year old has to make....
Nord vpn or express vpn.
Edit: guys I've made my choice about a month ago, I chose nord vpn because
1) the logo looks cooler
2) blue is my favourite colour
3) the name sounds cooler
4) people on the internet recommended it more
CZcams Algorithm i didn‘t know i was searching for this comment until i saw this.
CZcams Algorithm YOU SUCK (not the person, the algorithm) 😂😂
Note VPN for sure
@@bigjoesrestaurantofmacachi4053 the notes app has a VPN?
Cal At Work hahaha. I meant nord but actually VirtualShield VPN is better
I LOVE ALOONA'S LAUGH 😂😂
Aloona: crushing little slav kids dreams 8:30
Donald Trump: (sort of) exists
Aloona: *W H E E Z E*
Is that WALL you got?
(sort of)
@@sUbScRiBeRswItHoUtvEdEo Well, I'm sure you know what I meant.
Clayton W sort of
I finally get the "dont eat the yellow snow" thing I saw in The Witcher 3.
Information comes from the most unexpected places
... did you actually not know what that meant? Did you go to school in the back of a dumpster or are you just missing a chromosome?
There is never any snow in my area... Actually... Soooo....
Her luaghter is the cutest thing in my life.
saitama the most fitting ost.
czcams.com/video/vDA19CRK3NQ/video.html
13:08 that laugh cured my depression lol
Window: * breaks *
Aloona's school: *THAT'S A LOT OF DAMAGE!*
I could be writing an essay but Aloona is priority
Aloona's Wisdom:
You are not special and you never will be!
Just had to do the meme...
But hey, it’s not only in Russia, same is in Poland, Ukraine, Slovakia and Czechia😂
Croatia is also slav u b
@@maci1245 А Босна,Србија и Црна Гора нису?
Slavic people being slavic
Is “Czech Republic” interchangeable with “Czechia” or is it out of favor?
@@darkmerchant1 czechia is short version of czech republic
"if you know me just a little bit, you probably know already that I'm not a person"
-Aloona, 2019
Slav Queen got herself a sponsorship! So proud :^)
Aloona 2019- "You think you're special and you're not."
Russians: *do something incredibly stupid*
Aloona:
"It happens"
"church, church, Blyat, church .." XDXDXDXD
13:05 TFW Aloona's crazy dying-like laughter makes you laught even harder
Aloona in STTA: "...okay"
Aloona in r/anormaldayinrussia: *banshee screeching*
AY CMON step up your memes guys!
Russia: produces best mathematicians
Also Russia: vodka, car accidents bears and more
Lol wearing headphones during this video, last laugh gave my ears blood diarrhea for the past week
New to your channel for a few days. You rock! Loving Slavs all the way from South Africa!
Video at 9:15 was in Serbia and it was all over the internet 😂
I didnt understand the vid...
@@katomchithung1193 the police pulled the guy over and saw that he was rly drunk, when they gave him the thing that measures alcholol in your breath, instead of blowing into it, he threw his head back and tried to drink it like booze
The funny this is the fact that he loughs too
I knew that some serb would go “THIS IS IN SERBIA Omg” stfu
@@lypcizhenaf8988 we know you albanians hate us lol don't need to say it hahahahhahah
Normal man : god damn there is
a giant gap here we cant cross
Russian man : improvise. Adapt. Overcome
I could have been studying but i have my priorities straight
I deleted most of my social media to specifically stop looking at memes and now I'm watching Aloona react to memes. Damnit!
Hey so I just found your channel and I have to say that your laugh is absolutely contagious! Thanks for making me laugh along :)
5:48 is called milje.And in 9:23 is Serbian video. Paka paka.Hi from Serbia🇷🇸🇷🇺
MetalHead ForLife Nobody asked. Literally no one
CARPET! Aloona isnt a person btw
Good to know
Of course not. She is Slav Queen. You incompetent fool
That segue into sponsorship felt like being hit by a train
S E G U E
I'm from México and I love your videos❤️
I love it when she finds something really funny and laughs like crazy it’s so funny and goofy but in a good way cause it makes me feel happy and makes me wanna laugh when I’m down sometimes 😂🤣
I am not a slav could any one explain to wut doz vadim blya* mean ?
that laughter with the Russian Donald trump killed me 😂😂
Did ExpressVPN green light this humourous promotion? Good on them 😄
The last one about trump killed me so funny 😎👍
Awesome video as always @Aloona, keep up the great work Tovarishch😎👍
9:38 These are registration plates used in my country. Aloona you can totally add "meanwhile in Bosnia" :)
9:49 her laugh is so amazing!
13:03 too ahahhaha
Pewdiepie: sponsors a VPN
Aloona:sponsors a VPN
Pewdiepie: reacts to tik tok
Aloona: reacts to tik tok
Pewdiepie: makes a Slav video
Aloona:makes a Slav video
*aloona is actually pewdiepie confirmed*
She becomming a Cutediepie
But we saw her legs
@@bagusamartya5325 good editing
She has good editing because she is Brad.
Does it mean PewDiePie = Aloona = Brad?
@@bagusamartya5325 I think she's a fusion of them
ALOONA LIKES PUNS GUYS!
That means we need to fill the soobredit with them.
If they are not quality, however, you will be PUNished.
Becarfeful, the R/PUNpolice might come
This is not PUNny
Today's fact: The most popular item at Walmart is bananas. They sell more bananas than any other single item they have in stock.
....
Thank you!
🤣🤣
Idc
hmm yes interesting
Trumps doppelgänger being a babushka in Russia is the best one
About that russian guy briefly slapping the molten metal: he's unharmed thanks to the Leidenfrost effect, in which the water present on his skin evaporate suddenly, creating a gas barrier between the heat source and his flesh, keeping him safe. It only works for a REALLY short time, that's why he only does it fast.
Look how proud she is for getting a sponsor, you go aloona 👍🏻
Some of those were from Bosnia and Croatia. but I love queens reaction to slav stuff :D
Show aloona some love. She used to go to school with broken windows
5:45 only babushkas know the trick
grettings from Mexico
It's funny that the carpets on the TV is also a Mexican Grandma Thing xD
The slav queen has awoken from her slumber
(Thanks for the 12 likes 😊)
in China if you don't have VPN ，You can't watch youtube ～
Same as iran
Sajad BAZILUX Wait, you guys have internet?
@@sharkboi6164 well , kinda
Sajad BAZILUX wait... kinda?
@@sharkboi6164 well yes i live in iran about 2 years now not a bad country though the government are fucked
Its 2 am and im trying so hard to not laught out loud lmao
🇷🇸🇷🇺🇽🇰🇸🇰🇸🇮🇵🇱🇲🇰🇲🇪🇭🇷🇨🇿🇧🇦🇧🇾🇺🇦
*Slavs, Unite!*
The kids on top of the building pat really gave me chills, like that was terrifying
ears: *exist*
Aloona: "I'm about to end this man's whole career"
jk Aloona we love you
The candy was probably Stalin's 40th birthday candy.
Normal people: *dies*
Russian people: *becomes a part of mother Russia*
Her voice is so depressed like when she's happy "yaaaaaayyy..." like she can't act like she's scared, that's why I love her vids >_
6:12 That's the Boosted Bois lol, I love watching their channel
20 Years later,you will be babushka too :)
Baba Sütü more like 45 but okay
That Slovakian grandpa with a breathalyzer is a legend. :-D
Slovakian? I'm pretty sure i remember him saying "Иди у пичку материну!" in the original video. That and the uniform (and the build) seem congruent with your typical Serbian cop. But yeah, fucking hysterical.
looks at russian videos and talks about hacking
looks a bit cliché
Those girls really had that marching in lockstep down.
As a Coloradan I am honored that my state could be in this video, apart from Florida and California we are have a lot of crazy and random crap go down here.
"Pizduj z Nashego Dvora"
Nice one, Aloona, nice one XD
8:10
haha thx for translating
No one:
EU CZcamsrs: This video is sponsored by X VPN
What do you mean, "no one"?
People in power:
We're going to eff up your internet, kids!
EU CZcamsrs:
So, VPN Is good
9:56 Reminds me of pewdiepie crossing the bridge
That sponsorship was so unexpected, and I feel ashamed for laughing
I swear she's adorable as hell
The day will come, that someone pets me like Aloona her horsehead..
2:23
hopefully
Maybe
...
This is why everyone should have a friendly uncle. So sad.
I liked just cause of that beautiful transition
I have literally no idea how it's possible but room in 8:21 is from my grandma flat
Seeing how hard Aloona laughed at a couple of those was very wholesome.
13:02 that laughter killed me
Нихуя не понял,но очень интересно
@@tomaswood1840 it translates to something like "Nihuya did not understand, but very interesting"
@@alexandermatheson8312 This baso translates into "I didn't understand a single fucking thing, but very interesting"
@@val_k__4055 thanks
new song!
“horse blyat, stole you hat”
Yaas 0 Views 69 Likes, that's how i like it!
Magic👏🏻.Number👏🏻
That chocolate was not candy. It is real ash from someones ancestors crematory. They kept it like in an urn...
At the end of the video Aloona literally brokes inside 😂
Hey! The thing on top of the TV is exactly like my grandparents had 😱
My grandma has that lol (im from croatia)
@@hojs8734 so basically all of Europe, and surrounding? Since I'm from Norway 😄
And remember Artyom.. 3:43
I miss Bourbon
Yay slav girl is making bank from sponsorship
her laugh is contagious, im subscribing👍🏻😂
I LOVE YOUR SMILE with SOUND EFFECTS 😍😍😍
2:08