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  • čas přidán 12. 08. 2024
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Komentáře • 321

  • @noellopez8143
    @noellopez8143 Před 8 lety +153

    you should make a compilation of jared almost pissing himself laughing 5:22

  • @Charlyfromthenuclearcity
    @Charlyfromthenuclearcity Před 8 lety +171

    "Buckle your condom"
    I'll call my band like that.

  • @vanceheitman4407
    @vanceheitman4407 Před 4 lety +45

    5:21 I can’t stop laughing because of Jared throughout like the next 45 seconds of this point. 😂😂😂

  • @BendyDH
    @BendyDH Před 8 lety +98

    That Galen Knoblauch part had me in tears xD

    • @19RaxR91
      @19RaxR91 Před 6 lety +4

      Yup!
      A person LITERALLY falling on the floor from laughing - you dont see that every day :D

    • @huntercraig993
      @huntercraig993 Před 3 lety +1

      @@19RaxR91 happened to me in 7th grade

    • @19RaxR91
      @19RaxR91 Před 3 lety

      @@huntercraig993 Dude, Ive had that happen too at least twice.

  • @usermonkeyyy
    @usermonkeyyy Před 8 lety +140

    5:37
    "Knoblauch" is the German word for garlic..btw....

  • @nextlevelgamer6936
    @nextlevelgamer6936 Před 8 lety +355

    Knoblauch literally means garlic.

    • @Todesnuss
      @Todesnuss Před 8 lety +29

      And the K isn't silent.

    • @lilpeteftw
      @lilpeteftw Před 7 lety +22

      NextLevelGamer Dem German Skillz brudi

    • @MetalDisciple97
      @MetalDisciple97 Před 6 lety +24

      lilpeteftw wie kann man nur Knoblauch mit Nachnamen heißen? Das gibt es nicht einmal hier in Deutschland

    • @taoreru1352
      @taoreru1352 Před 6 lety

      NextLevelGamer heck yeh gib mir me bro fist :D

    • @Toolnerd0410
      @Toolnerd0410 Před 5 lety +4

      Das war so geil nooblauk

  • @GoldRaptor00
    @GoldRaptor00 Před 8 lety +51

    rip gaylen knoblock tbh

  • @papa_zay.
    @papa_zay. Před 8 lety +58

    last time i came this early daddy dickey and daddy dines punished me for it

  • @idahay3078
    @idahay3078 Před 6 lety +21

    I love jareds laugh at 4:48 XD made me laugh so hard

  • @OpusKingOfficial
    @OpusKingOfficial Před 6 lety +25

    Busted in the car while doin it totally happened to me in my first year of college with my then GF, the cop busted us in the park, we were apparently in an area where methheads had been that month so he thought we were doin drugs. Had to talk to him pantsless and he literally said "Finish it up and go home" . . .so we did 😂😂😂 one of my Favorite experiences ever

  • @joshlips9661
    @joshlips9661 Před 5 lety +15

    Nothing more intimidating than a naked man holding a katana

    • @xx7secondsxx
      @xx7secondsxx Před rokem +2

      I'd second guess my career in burglary!
      A naked man with a katana is scarier than the 5-0 showing up!
      You don't kno if hes gonna fila or lay you!!!🏃‍♂️💨
      LMADO! 🤣

  • @BenDavis-lt1sx
    @BenDavis-lt1sx Před 6 lety +13

    one time i was in a public bathroom taking a shit and this old guy walked in on me stood there for a couple seconds while i was looking at him perfectly calm, he said your suppose to lock the door son.

  • @GRAFFITIHALL
    @GRAFFITIHALL Před 8 lety +34

    Motionless in white shirt

  • @muppetallica
    @muppetallica Před 7 lety +5

    5:22 - 6:15 Pretty much how every conversation I have with my friend goes anymore. Life is good.

  • @Musical_Pigeon
    @Musical_Pigeon Před 5 lety +20

    Two weeks after I started dating my boyfriend, I started laughing super hard and accidentally farted in front of him. I was so embarrassed, but he was so chill about it. He laughed and yelled "It finally happened" and assured me it was fine.

  • @kevinmurphy2706
    @kevinmurphy2706 Před 7 lety +4

    Austin literally saved my life, I never laughed as much as I do in my life until I discovered this channel. Thank you both. Love you guys and thank you for saving me! ❤😭

  • @leila1714
    @leila1714 Před 8 lety +8

    Jared's shirt is amazing

  • @thevanessarosette
    @thevanessarosette Před 5 lety +7

    17:50 Austin told this story in another video too.

    • @chr15tune56
      @chr15tune56 Před 3 lety

      This is the first time he told the story I believe

  • @sparda_
    @sparda_ Před 2 lety +2

    absolutely lost my shit, I was on the floor just like Jared at 5:53

  • @AbsoluteAbsurd
    @AbsoluteAbsurd Před 6 lety +13

    5:21 omg Jared is too adorable XD

  • @kevinroman8616
    @kevinroman8616 Před 8 lety +1

    I laughed so hard the air guitar part Austin just stares at the comment for a sec and he's just like "did he like join in?"

  • @billys7982
    @billys7982 Před 8 lety +21

    I had a dream the other night that jared gave me tattoo

  • @mitchdesilva9839
    @mitchdesilva9839 Před 6 lety +1

    Omg the knoblauch joke. Wow im dying laughing 😆 😆 lol

  • @abby-tb3ij
    @abby-tb3ij Před 8 lety +4

    Story: my crush (he was a guy) was looking for my phone in my book bag and instead he found my tampons and pads. He didn't know what they were and I had to explain it to him.

  • @kj9517
    @kj9517 Před 8 lety +2

    THAT MIW SHIRT THO 😻

  • @larry8030
    @larry8030 Před 7 lety +8

    this is not the dickeydines show
    *this is the Austin Dickey comedy show*

  • @coyjohnston9797
    @coyjohnston9797 Před 8 lety +8

    I remember on my 16th b-day, I got hammered and made out with a 40 something at a party

  • @GamesofSchill
    @GamesofSchill Před 8 lety +15

    knoblauch is a german words an means
    garlic

    • @ZorroTheWevile
      @ZorroTheWevile Před 5 lety

      Till Niklaas so that poor mans last name is garlic????

    • @MrHimynameisdanny
      @MrHimynameisdanny Před 3 lety

      @Tre Turner you realize his comment is a year old?

  • @SuperGoombaAlex
    @SuperGoombaAlex Před 8 lety +2

    Please do a podcast of just life stories, that'd be awesome!

  • @Spiketheslayer6
    @Spiketheslayer6 Před 5 lety +2

    5:36 Jared.exe has stopped working

  • @wwe0004
    @wwe0004 Před 8 lety +2

    I want that Dickey DInes Show mug

  • @Ps3N3rd92
    @Ps3N3rd92 Před 8 lety +4

    a button on a fur coat! lmfaooooo

  • @LiveTheDream24
    @LiveTheDream24 Před 8 lety +1

    This video gets a like for Jared laughing so hard he fell out of his chair lol

  • @miwtrash9413
    @miwtrash9413 Před 4 lety +1

    Love the motionless shirt❤️❤️

  • @MetalThrashingMan13
    @MetalThrashingMan13 Před 4 lety +1

    5:21 🤣😂🤣🤣🤣😂🤣 Austin is the best

  • @Kshesho
    @Kshesho Před 8 lety +1

    Barbecues and old ladies: Bad Combos.
    Dickey and Dines: Good Combos.

  • @skylerdurham7218
    @skylerdurham7218 Před 6 lety +2

    Ahh I love Jared's shirt!!!

  • @parkermartin5799
    @parkermartin5799 Před 2 lety +1

    The it’s fucking cold outside is told in two different videos and it’s funny both times

  • @flandurham9493
    @flandurham9493 Před 4 lety +2

    3:23 that’s exactly what a cop wearing cheap sunglasses would sound like

  • @laraparsons1968
    @laraparsons1968 Před 8 lety +1

    you guys are funny as hell. and can you do another dining with dicky please ❤

  • @dimitripapadinikolaus
    @dimitripapadinikolaus Před 4 lety +1

    5:20 it’s German for garlic. Can’t believe there’s people with surnames like that 😂

  • @alexisjutila-kern629
    @alexisjutila-kern629 Před 5 lety +2

    That MIW shirt tho 🖤🖤🤘🏼🤘🏼

  • @MrKarlkjr
    @MrKarlkjr Před 7 lety

    when you were talking about Colby Phillips and the shit parents thing, it reminded me of elementary school when my glasses got broke on the playground and when I got home my dad beat my ass because I should've taken better care of them lol

  • @joshforrest8782
    @joshforrest8782 Před 3 lety +1

    Four years later, I had no idea that my comment was even featured!

  • @vengeance_falls_9610
    @vengeance_falls_9610 Před 8 lety +1

    Hey Jared, Nice Motionless in White shirt I got one tonight at the mall.

  • @fearevil1
    @fearevil1 Před 8 lety +1

    austin used to do the hover butt toliet move

  • @disposablefun
    @disposablefun Před 6 lety +1

    Knoblauch means "garlic" in german.
    cheers from Austria🇦🇹
    btw i also once shit myself in school and had to wait like 3 hours (cuz i was too embarassed to go to the bathroom)and when school ended i had to go to my grandparents,which i forgot so i first when home,saw nobody was there,went to my grandparents and didn't tell them cuz (again)i was too embarassed

  • @DChunk
    @DChunk Před 8 lety +31

    people still use facebook?

    • @haydenadams4028
      @haydenadams4028 Před 8 lety +1

      Yes?

    • @Evilwhiteclownpunk
      @Evilwhiteclownpunk Před 8 lety

      They have to go to Facebook to get comments... no one comments on their CZcams videos...

    • @justinwebb9408
      @justinwebb9408 Před 8 lety +8

      +Hayden Adams he is a hipster.....don't mind him

    • @DChunk
      @DChunk Před 8 lety

      Jimbo McGarthy I'm only saying that because I srsly just don't ever check Facebook anymore and I know quite a few people that are the same way xD since Instagram and SC Facebook seems pointless

    • @PrettyPrincess2614
      @PrettyPrincess2614 Před 8 lety

      YeeeeEEEEEEEeeeessss.

  • @grantcecil1747
    @grantcecil1747 Před 8 lety +2

    worth waking up to watch this

  • @th3oliviap
    @th3oliviap Před 8 lety +1

    you guys should do a video where like people send in their problems and stuff and you give advice

  • @Converse6446
    @Converse6446 Před 8 lety +11

    Knoblauch is german and means garlic... lol

    • @cade2561
      @cade2561 Před 8 lety +3

      Third comment in a row that said the same fucking thing!

    • @Converse6446
      @Converse6446 Před 8 lety +1

      Cade Whitmore well I didnt see any others, so I said it

    • @biggyboi4657
      @biggyboi4657 Před 5 lety

      Galen garlic XD

  • @alexanderlumsden7223
    @alexanderlumsden7223 Před 8 lety +3

    Knoblauch is the german word for garlic xD

  • @niklasr992
    @niklasr992 Před 8 lety +1

    Hahaha the English pronounciation of "knoblauch" kills me :D

  • @TricksBe4Chicks
    @TricksBe4Chicks Před 5 lety

    Like a grape glued to a shrubbery 😂😂

  • @flandurham9493
    @flandurham9493 Před 4 lety +1

    4:47 When the myrolax sets in

  • @TheFamousGuitarGuy
    @TheFamousGuitarGuy Před 8 lety +1

    You guys need to make a video with something to do with hacky sack now to show off Austins sik skilz

  • @tattooguy94
    @tattooguy94 Před 8 lety +1

    jared laughs like the joker

  • @ashleyjessee5953
    @ashleyjessee5953 Před 3 lety

    You guys make me laugh so hard. Holy crap!

  • @tylereastburn1721
    @tylereastburn1721 Před 8 lety +9

    I like your shirt Jared

  • @JoeHappyWheels
    @JoeHappyWheels Před 8 lety +2

    JARED ROCKING A MOTIONLESS IN WHITE SHIRT! Hell yeah. Lol

  • @Hunter-mp6dh
    @Hunter-mp6dh Před 8 lety

    you guys should do more of these

  • @warpigroadkill
    @warpigroadkill Před rokem

    We need more videos like these! 🤘😎🤘

  • @Ravensikkness
    @Ravensikkness Před 8 lety +1

    *steals Jared's MIW shirt when he's not looking*

  • @johnathoncolman6083
    @johnathoncolman6083 Před 8 lety

    we need another dining with Dickey

  • @skylarmccloud4080
    @skylarmccloud4080 Před 4 lety +2

    Dude Janet Jackson was in her 50's when she had that wardrobe malfunction.
    Who wouldn't smash Janet Jackson. Today in 2019.

    • @kennyhouser3467
      @kennyhouser3467 Před 4 lety

      A teenage boy would get worn the fuck out by a 50 year old woman. There's literally nothing embarrassing about that. Unless she was some toothless, 500 pound trailer park whale. Regardless of whether it's a "classmate(not friend mind you)'s" mom...

  • @harryjohnson2011
    @harryjohnson2011 Před 8 lety

    I love your content. Keep up the great work 👍🏻

  • @ryanb7579
    @ryanb7579 Před 4 lety +1

    back when austin ate gluten

  • @shadowwolf3086
    @shadowwolf3086 Před 8 lety

    The story about the lady and the grill sounds like something you would see on those crazy neighbor videos

  • @xpndblhero5170
    @xpndblhero5170 Před 3 lety +1

    My most embarrassing moment was probably when I was younger, I had a hearse as a daily driver and it had a mattress in the back for road trips and one time my girlfriend at the time decided to park in a wooded area and have sex.... After we finished I got out of the back and was getting dressed only to turn and see 3 guys standing there staring at me, my first thought was "OMG, They're gonna call the cops because they probably think I just had sex w/ a dead body" so I said "Don't worry, she's still alive" and they busted out laughing hysterically and said "We was just curious if you were broken down but we didn't expect that". I wasn't embarrassed for long after that but she hid in the back and made me drive off w/ only underwear and shoes on... That was embarrassing to get home and I got out of the car half naked and my neighbors were outside staring so I had to lie and say I was swimming and got my closet these wet. LMMFAO
    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @TheCarlosCobain
    @TheCarlosCobain Před 6 lety +1

    Did you know that Knoblauch means garlic in german? I just felt like pointing it out, since I couldn't find _annnnyyyy_ comments mentioning it.

  • @emilyscensny2801
    @emilyscensny2801 Před 8 lety +1

    You guys are 900 away from 50K! :3

  • @bubaa1218
    @bubaa1218 Před 8 lety +2

    You should get helium beer and you can do a contest whoever laughs first you loses

  • @paxtonbeland7000
    @paxtonbeland7000 Před rokem

    Austin looks like 2022 Chad from mudvayn 💀💀💀

  • @zdoggzero6595
    @zdoggzero6595 Před 7 lety +1

    i know colby phillips personally, i am SO done rn lol

  • @zaimusic_150
    @zaimusic_150 Před 8 lety +1

    fuckin "splash me ass" XD

  • @raymondbenjamins5884
    @raymondbenjamins5884 Před 8 lety

    Could you do a mad libs (or whatever it was called) again? I still go back to the one you guys did and it's still hilarious. Really hope you will make more of that...

  • @connorseddon4810
    @connorseddon4810 Před 8 lety

    Djared Senpai noticed me! Life goals complete...

  • @russellgainsford736
    @russellgainsford736 Před 8 lety +1

    Still waiting for you guys to do AdikTheOne's Try Not To Laugh Challenges...

  • @fullmetalslayer1334
    @fullmetalslayer1334 Před 5 lety

    Dude had a heart attack of laughter

  • @dravenfm
    @dravenfm Před 8 lety +1

    best. video. ever

  • @h1de
    @h1de Před 8 lety

    I love the shit talking at the end of the video.

  • @drewgamezzz8482
    @drewgamezzz8482 Před 6 lety +1

    I've got the same exact MIW shirt lol.

  • @lady.m0rgue
    @lady.m0rgue Před 8 lety

    Trying not to laugh bc my room mate is asleep 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @gabrielperezcano4464
    @gabrielperezcano4464 Před 8 lety

    😂😂😂😂 Jared pull up your pants

  • @im_not_a_real_guy
    @im_not_a_real_guy Před 2 lety

    I was camping with my friends and i shit my pants and my brain said hold it for 2 days

  • @FraktalEndlevel
    @FraktalEndlevel Před 5 lety +1

    Knoblauch is german for garlic
    The more u know

  • @chuckiefinster544
    @chuckiefinster544 Před 4 lety

    I was caught in the act in a car outside cvs on christmas night. Cop gave a thumbs up and got back in his car and left

  • @smalltownskatecrew4840

    Yay, this was uploaded on my birthday lol

  • @brawlerhaus3314
    @brawlerhaus3314 Před 5 lety

    15:51 cut that face out 😂😂

  • @braydenrussell3593
    @braydenrussell3593 Před 6 lety

    Idk why but, Austin reminds me of the lead singer of Beartooth

  • @Zacky703
    @Zacky703 Před 8 lety

    I didn't get caught by cops mid act but instead it was a guy walking his dog and asked if he can join. Only in Australia haha

  • @BeanLord69
    @BeanLord69 Před 5 lety

    Galen Knoblauch lmao

  • @idrkofficial6101
    @idrkofficial6101 Před 2 lety

    I lost my shit when Jared fell out of the chair

  • @smellyfats
    @smellyfats Před 6 lety +3

    My friend pantst me and I just laughed later that day he was talking to a girl and I pantst him and his underwear came down to and I had to buy him a pair of shoes to make up for it

  • @thirdmindillusion5443
    @thirdmindillusion5443 Před 8 lety

    dude wtf I'm wearing the exact same motionless in White shirt right now I was like whuuutt

  • @dipperviewelectronics9510

    do more dining with dickey

  • @localmusiclover605
    @localmusiclover605 Před 6 lety +3

    PTSE😂

  • @AntonioPerez-fx9kx
    @AntonioPerez-fx9kx Před 6 lety

    Is nobody gana talk about how much bigger jareds right arm is compared to his left?😂

  • @gabe_o_verse
    @gabe_o_verse Před 8 lety

    knoblauch's garlic in german if you want to know

  • @metalmac
    @metalmac Před 8 lety

    Knoblauch is a german word that literrally means garlic and it's pronounced "K-no-bla-o-rrr" with the "rrr" in the german/french way