Battletech/Mechwarrior Lore - Tex Talks Battletech : The Rifleman

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    TEX TALKS BATTLETECH is a fan-based parody/attempt at education for a setting that deserves much love. Battletech, Mechwarrior, and all other material are owned by CGL, Topps, Tornante, PGI, their various subsidiaries and a million shareholders (though not harmony gold, fuck those guys). No challenge to their ownership status is being made or intended by the creation of this work. Battletech is owned by the company, but the fanbase is what keeps it alive. Let us hope they forgive us for what fun we have.
    Tex Talks Battletech is a semi-serious take on Battletech, its setting, lore, and history in an attempt to bring people into one of the greatest franchises ever envisioned and should not in any way represent the official stance of any corporation, conglomerate, megacorp, holding company, or cartel which currently owns the franchise. Tex Talks Battletech is in no way affiliated with the official work of CGL, TOPPS, Tornante, PGI or their work and it would be best said that they are largely unaware of what we do and in no way acknowledge or encourage our projects.
    TL;DR: this is the opinion of one guy who loves a setting, and is dead-set on bringing it to everyone who cares to hear about it.
    Course Syllabus:
    00:00 Introduction
    03:58 Chapter 1 - War as we Knew it
    19:31 Chapter 2 - A Sharper Stick
    28:22 Intermission
    32:28 Chapter 3 - Kallon Industries
    35:40 Chapter 4 - The Rifleman, Past and Present
    50:35 Chapter 5 - Conclusions
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  • @theblackpantslegion
    @theblackpantslegion  Před 3 lety +1281

    I am aware Gray Noton was not in the Gray Death Legion. That mention was an error from an earlier draft which persisted and despite my notes to chop it - it remained. I accept all blame and redact it and will address it in the next episode. The emails I have received as of this morning indicate such errors are beneath my station. Thanks for the vote of confidence, ha ha.

    • @shilohbane2957
      @shilohbane2957 Před 3 lety +72

      I felt like an asshat even mentioning it in an earlier comment, but it was like that annoying song stuck in your head for hours working at my sanity.
      You and the BPL give so much of yourselves in making these videos, I do want to thank you for all you do.

    • @naomy1701
      @naomy1701 Před 3 lety +15

      thats such a small error, realy not even worth to bother with more than a short text poping up at that part of the vid (if thats doable) or even just make a pinned comment, given all the work and research and hours that go into one vid, its a small, negligable error at best ^^

    • @300lbsNick
      @300lbsNick Před 3 lety +28

      Completely unacceptable Tex, I want your badge and gun on my desk by the end of the day. You are a loose cannon. LOOSE CANNON!
      only

    • @arrgylerawrgyle3784
      @arrgylerawrgyle3784 Před 3 lety +6

      I didn't want to mention it. But neither could I let it stand.

    • @Grotonomus
      @Grotonomus Před 3 lety +13

      I just drank more bourbon and said shit happens. It's ok man.

  • @todo9633
    @todo9633 Před 3 lety +225

    14:32 ""The Capellans felt that they could not fail, but alas, they had forgotten that they were Capellans."

  • @FirstLast-cg2nk
    @FirstLast-cg2nk Před 3 lety +1762

    Behold the horror that is the Rifleman. Does it have guns made of arms, or does it have arms made of guns? It screams, for it does not know.

    • @cameronstrathdee1772
      @cameronstrathdee1772 Před 3 lety +100

      Arms that are guns. Guns that shoot arms.

    • @McPlowed
      @McPlowed Před 3 lety +145

      Or it screams because it knows, and is terrified of the knowledge.

    • @GMorgan84
      @GMorgan84 Před 3 lety +27

      @@cameronstrathdee1772 Are there guns on the end of those arms?

    • @ActionNerdGo
      @ActionNerdGo Před 3 lety +31

      It's arms are made of guns and honestly that's pretty bitchin'

    • @cliffg.4205
      @cliffg.4205 Před 3 lety +12

      Thanks for reminding me of this. I appreciate it.

  • @jadegecko
    @jadegecko Před 3 lety +785

    I love how this has progressed
    The Awesome: Just shy of six and a half minutes
    The Rifleman: An entire hour, plus ten minutes of jokes, and five minutes just to fit in all the credits

    • @theblackpantslegion
      @theblackpantslegion  Před 3 lety +311

      it did get away from us

    • @stevenraycopley8885
      @stevenraycopley8885 Před 3 lety +36

      @@theblackpantslegion it shows how much love and attention you give to these projects. You guys are a big part of keeping the hobby/universe thriving, by giving out quality content that is in a format that a newbie to Battletech can easily understand. Only twice have I ever made a reminder about a CZcams channel releasing new content, the first being TTB releasing the Rifleman video and the second was the Marauder video. Please, do not stop putting this much dedication into your projects. Take the breaks you need, take your time , take care of yourselves and don't feel bad when you need to step away from a keyboard and take a breather, but deliver the premium content that CZcams is lacking. The BPL team has set the bar high, with this and the Marauder video. To my knowledge there may very well NOT be another lore channel (for other sci-fi universes/settings that put forth this much effort.
      You and your team have encouraged me to try my hand at CZcams, and I am very grateful that your videos are helping me through a very rough time.....just know that you and your team's efforts are appreciated and loved, and that your community supports you.
      Thanks for the great content, i look forward to what you drop next

    • @AdeptPaladin
      @AdeptPaladin Před 2 lety +100

      @@theblackpantslegion Honestly.. the Awesome needs some love now. The level of in-depth background and examination you give these mechs should be heaped upon your favourite!

    • @Cross_Malaki
      @Cross_Malaki Před 2 lety +34

      @@AdeptPaladin This, extremely this. Give us an in depth look at the State of the Sphere when Marik made the Awesome.

    • @neosavior9305
      @neosavior9305 Před 2 lety +19

      @@stevenraycopley8885 I'm a vet from the supernintendo game to the playstation and pc games, yet I love these just because I'm learning things even I didn't know. These videos are also funny as hell. Way better than the vids done by thegrimdarknarrator; not throwing shade,, but the voice is so much better on the ears.I came here looking for info on the mechs in mechwarrior 5 mercenaries.

  • @VindicAlpha
    @VindicAlpha Před 3 lety +607

    The Humble Rifleman, the result of Kallon Industries undying hatred of anything that flies.

    • @stevenraycopley8885
      @stevenraycopley8885 Před 3 lety +57

      Who knows... maybe someones family got taken out by an Aerospace fighter strike....and if so that dude got revenge in the end...pilots think twice before entering the A.O. of a fully armed and operational Rifleman...at least the SMART ones do.....

    • @weldonwin
      @weldonwin Před 2 lety +52

      @@stevenraycopley8885 "Now witness the firepower of this Fully armed and Operational Rifleman, you may fire when ready..." *(DAKA DAKA DAKA DAKA DAKA DAKA DAKA)*

    • @Tzilandi
      @Tzilandi Před 2 lety +15

      ”Kallon Industries undying hatred of anything that flies.”
      If God wanted you up there, he would have miracled your ass up there by now!

    • @shaider1982
      @shaider1982 Před 2 lety +8

      Space Shilka

    • @iller3
      @iller3 Před rokem +26

      See... in almost any other setting where players are ALLOWED to metagame hyper-maneuverable aircraft, it would be the most pivotal unit on the entire field. Just ask anyone in Planetside if Burster-MAXes are seen as "underrated". They ALL have an undying hatred of _anything that flies_

  • @michaelkimberling7307
    @michaelkimberling7307 Před 3 lety +164

    My Cousin is a artillery specialist. I can confirm that they just want to watch things explode.

    • @barrybend7189
      @barrybend7189 Před 3 lety +31

      Meanwhile Battleship artillery officers: yes I want to see things explode but i want Particular things to explode first.

    • @PeachDragon_
      @PeachDragon_ Před 2 měsíci

      ​@@barrybend7189any artillery man would blind fire if allowed

  • @rho1581
    @rho1581 Před 3 lety +792

    Remember when Aerospace superiority meant something? The Rifleman remembers.

    • @blah007001
      @blah007001 Před 3 lety +45

      It still means something, you just have to go to a higher altitude.

    • @Overonator
      @Overonator Před 3 lety +44

      @Crashie-J Yeah higher into low fucking orbit

    • @Adaelgilliam
      @Adaelgilliam Před 3 lety +85

      Tukayyid remembers...and so does Nova Cat HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

    • @robertivey7644
      @robertivey7644 Před 3 lety +45

      @Crashie-J This is why someone made a light gauss Rifleman.

    • @Paerigos
      @Paerigos Před 3 lety +11

      @@Adaelgilliam Well as far as Tukayyid goes - it has been conquered by Rashalhague Bears and Guisburg eagles from the World of Blake!

  • @SkyhawkCaptain
    @SkyhawkCaptain Před 3 lety +167

    “This planet runs on goddamn murder!” I died laughing at that.

  • @lucascunningham1799
    @lucascunningham1799 Před 3 lety +365

    The Rifleman combined the best features of all four weight classes: Armament of an Assault, Speed of a heavy Mech, armor of a medium Mech and Heatsinks of a light Mech.

    • @cardboardcrafter2482
      @cardboardcrafter2482 Před rokem +11

      Heatsinks of a light mech?

    • @lucascunningham1799
      @lucascunningham1799 Před rokem +14

      @@cardboardcrafter2482 It is the only Attribute of a light mech, that also fits to the Rifleman.

    • @Siddich
      @Siddich Před rokem +8

      best features? heavy mechs speed? 🤔

    • @AGrumpyPanda
      @AGrumpyPanda Před rokem +56

      @@Siddich That's the joke. None of those are the best feature of their class.

    • @Siddich
      @Siddich Před rokem +9

      @@AGrumpyPanda haha, i did n r/wooosh there :-)

  • @Morow991
    @Morow991 Před 3 lety +816

    Say what you will about piloting a Rifleman, your coffee will never get cold.

    • @Ratkill9000
      @Ratkill9000 Před 3 lety +66

      No, but it sure as hell will be burnt.

    • @macrux152__8
      @macrux152__8 Před 3 lety +56

      You don't even need to plug the toaster.

    • @Bafimar01
      @Bafimar01 Před 3 lety +45

      Cook your bacon and eggs in your cockpit.

    • @TustlePlays
      @TustlePlays Před 3 lety +31

      @@Bafimar01 Make sure you spring extra for the teflon-coated MFD's

    • @CharlesUrban
      @CharlesUrban Před 3 lety +26

      It's a giant, heavily-armed Thermos!

  • @LarsBlitzer
    @LarsBlitzer Před 3 lety +512

    "When barely competent Mechwarriors would drive anything into anything, circle at point blank range and press buttons until one of them stopped moving." Well, when you put it like that, it's easy to see how they weren't terribly effective in the Mechwarrior games...

    • @AncientSlugThrower
      @AncientSlugThrower Před 3 lety +85

      Yeah, I still remember trying to take down aerospace fighters in MW2 using only a keyboard. Advanced targeting computers can only do so much.

    • @oldman747
      @oldman747 Před 3 lety +29

      is that why the other reindeer used to laugh and call him names?

    • @JoshMD2009
      @JoshMD2009 Před 3 lety +49

      This sounds a lot like many pilots in MWO... Me included. 😁😁😁

    • @Schregger
      @Schregger Před 3 lety +20

      That comment kinda hurt deeply... but so very true... Though I do wish I could play the newer games and not be such a fucking scrub.

    • @LarsBlitzer
      @LarsBlitzer Před 3 lety +32

      @@Schregger Well, there's Harebrained Schemes turn based game that came out a couple years back. With the last update bringing a lot of the Reseen Mechs to game it's well worth the download.

  • @atmosdwagon4656
    @atmosdwagon4656 Před 3 lety +451

    Rifleman III. The answer to the question "Is there a mech that makes the Fafnir look subtle, practical and affordable?"
    Credit where it's due: Amaris managed to out-Steiner House Steiner.

    • @GMorgan84
      @GMorgan84 Před 3 lety +71

      Nothing alive to call the Fafnir impractical after being hit by dual heavy gauss

    • @aker1993
      @aker1993 Před 3 lety +43

      @@GMorgan84 those heavy gauss hit like 15 trains at once

    • @vincentmuyo
      @vincentmuyo Před 3 lety +44

      The only impractical thing about it is they should have fielded a lance of them.

    • @shawdawg3675
      @shawdawg3675 Před 2 lety +29

      Did anyone else notice the cockpit shape of the Rifleman 3 kinda looked like the nose of an SR-71? Amaris knew what he was doing with that thing.

    • @Colonel_Overkill
      @Colonel_Overkill Před 2 lety +59

      I was challenged to a batchall, terms specified were Summoner prime against any version of rifleman I wished. He was very surprised when I show up in a Rifleman III. By the end of the fight I had 3 gauss slugs left in the ammo bin and the armless summoner was laying on the field with the honorable whoever the fuck was pilot spread across a 30m cone as a thin red paste.

  • @Fieryone233
    @Fieryone233 Před 3 lety +178

    I just appreciate how Duncan Fisher has grown as a character through all the commercial appearances.

    • @Dunkopf
      @Dunkopf Před rokem +4

      FR! he's so good!

  • @peterharper358
    @peterharper358 Před 3 lety +138

    More shots in the air than a Periphery wedding celebration.
    LMAOOOOO

    • @CharlesUrban
      @CharlesUrban Před 3 lety +20

      Now I want to slap the Taurian Concordat insignia on a pure-white mech and call it "Marital Bliss."

    • @TheAKgunner
      @TheAKgunner Před měsícem

      @@CharlesUrbanGO FOR IT!!!

  • @JainZar1
    @JainZar1 Před 3 lety +267

    The Rifleman, when the enemies were advanced and smart enough for combined arms warfare.

    • @GMorgan84
      @GMorgan84 Před 3 lety +22

      Combined arms is so advanced you need Davion Jesus to reinvent it

    • @stevenraycopley8885
      @stevenraycopley8885 Před 3 lety +7

      Advanced.....I wouldn't go THAT far lol. To quote Tex:
      "....would pilot anything into anything and push buttons until one stopped moving..."
      That sounds like Modern Warfare 2 with your friends at 3am on Four Loko....not what I would say is advanced....

    • @chekovsgunman
      @chekovsgunman Před 3 lety +9

      @@stevenraycopley8885 You misunderstand OP. They are referring to the time when the Rifleman was originally developed, not its later misuse in the Succession Wars.

  • @TheColdsuit
    @TheColdsuit Před 3 lety +97

    The Rifleman III is something straight out of the Dark Age of Technology.

    • @CowCommando
      @CowCommando Před 3 lety +13

      But now I want one.

    • @CharlesUrban
      @CharlesUrban Před 3 lety +11

      All they needed was to fix its speed and it'd have made a very nice Knight.

    • @ssjjshawn
      @ssjjshawn Před 3 lety +19

      A lot of Battletech can just be assumed to be very early in the DAoT and just records were lost if you really want to link it (Its actually Canon in 40k that other means of FTL travel existed during the DAoT, just that Warp travel was the most consistent and safe (this was also pre Slannesh Warp so the warp was far more calm) and wasn't discovered until Millenna after BT's setting.
      I mean 40k did somewhat rip it off, and then just went full rip off with Epic Adeptus Titanicus.
      (Then again Battletech also ripped off a lot, and both just end up tracing back to Dune or 70s-80s Popculture/Anime so)

    • @weldonwin
      @weldonwin Před 2 lety +2

      @@ssjjshawn You could argue that the Adeptus Mechanicus are basically Comstar, except they actually believe their made up, techno-babble religion

    • @ssjjshawn
      @ssjjshawn Před 2 lety +1

      @@weldonwin Well except in 40k its highly implied their made up religion isn't as made up as it seems.
      Either is all according to Big E's plan as its hinted he intended for the AdMech or its the Void Dragon's intentions after Big E sealed him away and only used him to kill Space Carthage
      That and with machine spirits being actual things

  • @jtdavis3019
    @jtdavis3019 Před 3 lety +347

    I wish more TV writers would dedicate to their supposed "craft" what you humbly bring with you effort and passion. This work is amazing. Thank you!

    • @theblackpantslegion
      @theblackpantslegion  Před 3 lety +65

      Wow, thank you!

    • @fyreantz2555
      @fyreantz2555 Před 2 lety +16

      well said.

    • @lukewest7216
      @lukewest7216 Před 10 měsíci +3

      Unfortunately most TV writers don't have the luxury of time Tex devotes to his videos. It'd be great if they did

    • @dwwolf4636
      @dwwolf4636 Před 6 měsíci

      ​@@lukewest7216TV shows have multiple staff members that get paid $ to do this stuff.

  • @aircraftcarrierwo-class
    @aircraftcarrierwo-class Před 3 lety +424

    "Before we talk about the Rifleman, we have to talk about where it came from"
    it's the best part of Tex talks: Lore context!

    • @mikecrowind3888
      @mikecrowind3888 Před 3 lety +15

      Thank you Sentient Aircraft Carrier!

    • @bulbafett5001
      @bulbafett5001 Před 3 lety +5

      Everytime I hear one of these videos I just want to try running another merc game into doomed failure

  • @mbailey7701
    @mbailey7701 Před 3 lety +398

    "MORE GUNS"
    "Sir the chassis is at max weight"
    "Then take the arms off STRAP THEM TO THE SHOULDERS"

    • @cropathfinder
      @cropathfinder Před 3 lety +18

      i see you are a man of many memes xD

    • @gigastrike2
      @gigastrike2 Před 3 lety +44

      "Sir! The medium laser won't fit!"
      "Remove the other AC/5's ammo bin and put it in there!"

    • @voodooninja8966
      @voodooninja8966 Před 3 lety +37

      Where is the Second large laser?
      But sir!we dont have the 5 tons free!
      Strip armor and heatsinks Away until it fits!

    • @Deathman271
      @Deathman271 Před 3 lety +21

      "The radio won't fit!"

    • @mbailey7701
      @mbailey7701 Před 3 lety +17

      Psh radio your not going to be able to hear after you alfa strike ever again

  • @adamcline8728
    @adamcline8728 Před 3 lety +318

    Fun fact: I was such a cool kid when I was 5 years old I went as a Rifleman Mech for Halloween.

    • @TheStraycat74
      @TheStraycat74 Před 3 lety +26

      when I as 5 years old BATTLETECH wasn't even going to be a thing for 5 more years... then again I didn't get into it until 1989 when I started 9th grade and then only two or three of us had even heard of it then

    • @Logan912
      @Logan912 Před 3 lety +31

      There was also the time on South Park when Kenny built a fully-functional mech for Halloween and still lost the costume contest.

    • @AdrienMitchell69
      @AdrienMitchell69 Před 3 lety +6

      Pictures or it didn't happen!

    • @weldonwin
      @weldonwin Před 2 lety +4

      @SonofEyeaboveall Effoff You mean Ed-209? EDM is a record company

    • @Puschit1
      @Puschit1 Před 2 lety +12

      Whenever we went camping we strapped rolled-up camping mats over our arms, extending them, and pretended to be Riflemen. If they are rolled up in the correct level of tightness you can thrust and pull back your arms together with the inner layers while the outer layers stay unmoved. This looks like a recoiling gun barrel. We kept on doing this even in our thirties.

  • @archmagosdeciuskronen1501
    @archmagosdeciuskronen1501 Před 3 lety +270

    I like to imagine that during the battle of Tukkayid, there must have been city blocks lined with them JUST for Anti-Aerospace support.

    • @CharlesUrban
      @CharlesUrban Před 2 lety +85

      "Flak Avenue"

    • @connorirons4542
      @connorirons4542 Před 2 lety +98

      You've heard of Dear coordinates, but now prepare for Greetings atmosphere.

    • @rhorybader4054
      @rhorybader4054 Před rokem +41

      @@connorirons4542 "Good evening, Regional Transatmosperhic Grid."

    • @ladywaffle2210
      @ladywaffle2210 Před rokem +19

      "Executive Officer, clear my skies."
      -the last words heard by that one Nova Cat DropShip... probably.

    • @joshuasitzema9920
      @joshuasitzema9920 Před rokem +8

      ​@@ladywaffle2210let me sing you the song of my people!

  • @jimmyd142
    @jimmyd142 Před 3 lety +323

    That Capellan officer joke... oh my God. There is coffee in my NOSE.

    • @theblackpantslegion
      @theblackpantslegion  Před 3 lety +106

      You are welcome

    • @greulich9635
      @greulich9635 Před 3 lety +56

      @@theblackpantslegion You forgot the third kind: The one that just stabs the instructor, thereby proving to be a more competent instructor.

    • @weldonwin
      @weldonwin Před 3 lety +40

      @@greulich9635 Isn't that the Kuritan officer selection process?

    • @robertschumacher2707
      @robertschumacher2707 Před 3 lety +39

      @@weldonwin No, the Kuritan cadet challenges his superior to a duel with katanas. Order must be maintained after all.

    • @Evolution_Kills
      @Evolution_Kills Před 3 lety +31

      @@robertschumacher2707 "Kurita is an asshole, and will always be an asshole. Prove me wrong."
      Challenge NOT accepted!

  • @onimenno
    @onimenno Před 3 lety +317

    "Fights like Florida man called for jury duty."
    Coughed my pepsi out my nose when I read this.

  • @maskalumni6037
    @maskalumni6037 Před 3 lety +40

    Rifleman, Warhammer, Marauder, Phoenix Hawk and Archer. Those five are the Original Anime Gangstas of Battletech. I want to see Reservoir Dogs remade but with pilots of those five mechs talking about a heist gone wrong! They are so iconic in looks my eyes just explode in joy every time I seem them.

    • @reverendrico5631
      @reverendrico5631 Před rokem +3

      Ya forgot the Longbow.

    • @shawdawgkaveman5971
      @shawdawgkaveman5971 Před rokem +4

      I would listen to Tex lecture on my beloved P'Hawk until the end of time. He's already hit on my Warhammer side piece, so I'm waiting with baited breath for him to show my main squeeze some love.

    • @templarw20
      @templarw20 Před rokem +3

      As I said in the Warhammer comments, I feel that at least part of the appeal of the Unseen is that at the time of BT’s launch, the US mech artists just… weren’t as skilled as their Japanese counterparts. A question of experience, really, but until the 2000s, those designs just looked cooler out of the box.

  • @angrytigermpc
    @angrytigermpc Před rokem +35

    Grey Noton: **flips the arms around**
    Solaris commentators: "BAH GAWD DID YOU KNOW COULD FLIP ITS ARMS AROUND HOLY SHIT!"
    Audience: "Uh, yeah, he's pulled that stunt like 50 times, why are you astonished by it?"

    • @ohnokylewhy
      @ohnokylewhy Před 10 měsíci +2

      Meanwhile, Justin, on an otherwise fine Davion day: "it does WHAT?!"

  • @logang7203
    @logang7203 Před 3 lety +696

    Thank you tex, and NEVER feel bad for taking longer to make something worth making

    • @HAVOC187CHAOS
      @HAVOC187CHAOS Před 3 lety +26

      I agree %100

    • @brownbear992
      @brownbear992 Před 3 lety +18

      @@HAVOC187CHAOS I'm sure CD Project Red agrees too

    • @brownbear992
      @brownbear992 Před 3 lety +4

      @WyrdGuy I returned it and got greek Zelda instead

    • @robertkluck1510
      @robertkluck1510 Před 3 lety +7

      Yeah, everyone's entitled to go slow now and then, especially with the virus and now winter, I am just grateful than when stuff does get made, it's quality

    • @justinhare5868
      @justinhare5868 Před 3 lety +8

      People will remember the quality foremost. Not the delays. Take the time and do it right.

  • @feartheamish9183
    @feartheamish9183 Před 3 lety +184

    Honestly I didn't know which of my friends where battletech fans until they started quoting tex.

    • @theblackpantslegion
      @theblackpantslegion  Před 3 lety +57

      hahahaha

    • @kafs1822
      @kafs1822 Před 3 lety +32

      @@theblackpantslegion personal faves "get bent space weirdo" and "hippity hoppity get of my property"

    • @awittyusernamepleaselaugh7481
      @awittyusernamepleaselaugh7481 Před 3 lety +16

      @@kafs1822 *No Capellans* has gotta be my favourite.

    • @Deridus
      @Deridus Před 3 lety +26

      My daughter says, "Get Bent, Wierdo" thanks to Tex...

    • @Bluesci999
      @Bluesci999 Před 3 lety +5

      @@kafs1822 A fan of the battle of tukayyid

  • @Colonel_Overkill
    @Colonel_Overkill Před 3 lety +198

    A Battlemech designed by Orks, then redesigned by engineers who held true to the concept "MAKE MEK GO DAKKA DAKKA DAKKA!!!"

    • @mattaffenit9898
      @mattaffenit9898 Před 2 lety +12

      Also the Catapult.

    • @brayachdragonbane7529
      @brayachdragonbane7529 Před 2 lety +7

      and was then augmented to make the jaegerbomber dakka dakka mech

    • @graetestfanever1
      @graetestfanever1 Před rokem +2

      Also the annihilator.

    • @Dracobyte
      @Dracobyte Před rokem +2

      ​@@mattaffenit9898 And the Stalker.

    • @mattaffenit9898
      @mattaffenit9898 Před rokem +1

      @@Dracobyte
      True.
      Scary fucking thing. First time I tried to play the tabletop game, one nailed my Atlas in the face repeatedly and murdered it deader than a clanner at Tukayyid.
      Granted I've only played about three times and don't quite fully get all the rules, but that thing spooks me.

  • @Banlish
    @Banlish Před 3 lety +192

    "We make Homeless people fight for our amusement."
    "We have hamburgers and a .... reasonable amount of organized crime!"
    "What commercial ...... oh for Christsakes!"
    "Just pay me you fuck, I gotta go play Shadowrun."

    • @ChimeraArchive
      @ChimeraArchive Před 3 lety +4

      @Colin Killian Catalyst Labs rereleased the game and I imagine the Cyberpunk: RED and 2077 game will push more popularity.

    • @christopherwall2121
      @christopherwall2121 Před 3 lety +5

      @@ChimeraArchive bad news from the future.

    • @baker90338
      @baker90338 Před 2 lety +1

      @@christopherwall2121 REAALLL bad news from the future

  • @elenorefangirl3389
    @elenorefangirl3389 Před 3 lety +108

    Weird is an understatement when talking about Snord's Irregulars.

    • @theblackpantslegion
      @theblackpantslegion  Před 3 lety +50

      Oh yes. Oh yes indeed.

    • @orion3253
      @orion3253 Před 3 lety +38

      @@theblackpantslegion They probably should get their version of the Battletech animated series, I think it'd fit better. Rather than being retconned as innersphere propaganda it should be based on some forgotten member of the outfit's disgruntled memoirs that were never proofread by anyone, let alone someone with the impartiality of a professional biographer or historian. It would be full of hilariously obvious bias, denial of accountability, and implausible slander against all involved.

    • @barrybend7189
      @barrybend7189 Před 3 lety +19

      Or a Snord's irregulars series in a style similar to Kelly's heroes.

    • @orion3253
      @orion3253 Před 3 lety +5

      @@barrybend7189 Yes.

    • @LRM23936
      @LRM23936 Před 3 lety +1

      Yeah. But I love those bastards.

  • @willdavis3802
    @willdavis3802 Před 3 lety +100

    After having hated them for 20 odd years, I am now officially a fan of the Taurian Concordat. They were always portrayed as just a bull headed aggressive enemy, but the "fuck around and find out" culture that says "hippity hoppity, get off my property" with nukes is now my favorite.

    • @davidhansen5067
      @davidhansen5067 Před rokem +7

      I've developed a lot of respect for them.
      Still a Steiner to the core, though.

    • @joshuasitzema9920
      @joshuasitzema9920 Před 11 měsíci +3

      ​@@davidhansen5067Davion here, but the Taurians are a close second. Clan Wolf in Exile is third for a few reasons

    • @meshuggahshirt
      @meshuggahshirt Před 10 měsíci +3

      Kurita here, but the Taurians are growing on me; the Dragon will always honor whoever hates the Davions hard enough

    • @joshuasitzema9920
      @joshuasitzema9920 Před 10 měsíci +5

      @@meshuggahshirt I think we can all agree Capellons suck, doesn't matter what faction lol

  • @realbloodydoves
    @realbloodydoves Před 3 lety +101

    Worth noting Tex, Legend-Killer was actually just canonized as a stock RFL-3N in the new BattleTech: Legends book. There's an entry for it that specifically calls out its loadout. May want to check that book out, it's good stuff and worth a read.

    • @theblackpantslegion
      @theblackpantslegion  Před 3 lety +40

      Awesome. Didnt see it.

    • @WolfHreda
      @WolfHreda Před 3 lety +37

      While I appreciate CGL's "Maybe something was up with this guy" take on the Legend-Killer, I much prefer that the truth is Gray Noton was just a skilled son of a bitch with a Rifleman.

    • @jamesperkins191
      @jamesperkins191 Před 2 lety +16

      @@WolfHreda No. In that story he's forced to fight with a bog-standard Rifleman, INSTEAD of his souped up one with Star League or Clan tech, and it might not even be a Rifleman at all but a Franken Mech with Warhammer legs (visually identical to a Rifleman).

    • @JustinSoutham
      @JustinSoutham Před měsícem

    • @igor_kossov
      @igor_kossov Před 23 dny

      I don't understand - were people's loadouts on Solaris not publicly available? Logically it seems like they would be. But there are all these references to gladiators having secret loadouts, even though I think it'd be pretty easy to tell what's coming out of their mech

  • @fearanarchy
    @fearanarchy Před 3 lety +180

    "Daddy?" - Jaegermech

    • @Linkous12
      @Linkous12 Před 3 lety +36

      "Uncle?" - Blackjack

    • @mbailey7701
      @mbailey7701 Před 3 lety +29

      "Uncle grandpa daddy" -Jenner

    • @digitalis2977
      @digitalis2977 Před 3 lety +17

      @@mbailey7701 More like "Brother-Father" since the Jenner is basically a runt inbred Rifleman with thalidomide arms and no bling spoiler for the speedzz...

    • @owlsayssouth
      @owlsayssouth Před 3 lety +22

      Jaegermech is just a urban mech with a convincing effective cosplay of a rifleman.

    • @IRMentat
      @IRMentat Před 3 lety +5

      The student trained from youth to be the same, just bigger, tougher, more heavily armed and armoured to let them stay if the fight for longer.

  • @Adaelgilliam
    @Adaelgilliam Před 3 lety +52

    I manufacture ammunition for a living. Private, public, and government contracts all pass through my plant and ultimately, my Hands. So 1:Tex keeps me entertained on the floor during my 12~14 hour shifts, but also makes me actually think about the work I do. God Bless Tex and TheBlackPantsLegion

    • @robertagren9360
      @robertagren9360 Před 3 lety +4

      We just add too many guns on a platform because it can be lonely to be a weapon platform and the heat give some comfort at cold wars

  • @dzelman444
    @dzelman444 Před 3 lety +17

    "They don't really care and just enjoy watching things explode"
    HEY! That's... very... accurate...

  • @FirstLast-cg2nk
    @FirstLast-cg2nk Před 3 lety +18

    The Rifleman: When the answer to the question of air support is 'No'.

  • @Gorbz
    @Gorbz Před 3 lety +70

    Snord's Irregulars - when you don't have a factory, but you do have a lot of junkyards

    • @Lightning4119
      @Lightning4119 Před 3 lety +13

      They don't have a Mech Lab, but they *do* have duct tape by the gigaton.

    • @weldonwin
      @weldonwin Před 3 lety +12

      And have been drinking booze you brewed in a trashcan since 4AM

  • @tuckingfenpin
    @tuckingfenpin Před 3 lety +187

    My ears are beyond ready for the soft, dulcet tones of a new Ted Talks: Battletech

    • @lrhopkins27972
      @lrhopkins27972 Před 3 lety +5

      You took the words right out of my keyboard

    • @JainZar1
      @JainZar1 Před 3 lety +15

      "Hi, I am TED and welcome to my talk about sh*tbirds and Battletech."

    • @sidchicken2308
      @sidchicken2308 Před 3 lety +4

      Fuck yes, the hype is real.

    • @heirofaniu
      @heirofaniu Před 3 lety +4

      I'd watch that Ted Talk.

    • @mr.gunzaku437
      @mr.gunzaku437 Před 3 lety +6

      TexTalks sounds better🤘🤘🤘😀😀😀👌👌👌

  • @BoatBomberMan
    @BoatBomberMan Před 3 lety +26

    Always happy to be included in these hollywood movies.

  • @lorenpilloud
    @lorenpilloud Před 3 lety +10

    "Redde Creditori Tuo Fucko" is my new favorite phrase, thanks Tex!

  • @SlavDrifter503
    @SlavDrifter503 Před 3 lety +131

    "Ho Ho Ho, now I have a machine gun"

  • @sacrificetosotec
    @sacrificetosotec Před 3 lety +45

    "Tactical pop tart warmer" LOL! You're killing me!

  • @dantauche7917
    @dantauche7917 Před 3 lety +36

    The artwork in this video is absolutely STUNNING. I wish I could capitalize that more and cannot overstate it enough but the depictions of the rifleman on display here are truly breathtaking. Many kudos to the contributing artists. And Tex didnt doo too bad either ;-)

  • @volatilesky
    @volatilesky Před 3 lety +5

    I find it difficult to describe just how much I love the adventures of the Steiner Scout Squad.
    I also 100% expected... issues... With space at&t as I was watching the Argo take flight (while still being awed by one of the coolest cut scenes)

  • @danielfinn9136
    @danielfinn9136 Před 3 lety +43

    The joke about the Cappellan officer school test made me literal lol. First time I've laughed out loud in more than a month.

  • @magosryzak7477
    @magosryzak7477 Před 3 lety +31

    The Steiner Scout squad always manage to make my day!

  • @Actually_Sanguinius
    @Actually_Sanguinius Před 3 lety +45

    I absolutely love the Amaris lunacy section. I just keep going back to it over and over and over because it is so well written and narrated that it make my heart soar a bit every time I watch it. Just keep clicking 41:58 . Trust me, you'll understand what I mean.

  • @Doug-uf4cs
    @Doug-uf4cs Před 3 lety +13

    Ha! It is amazing to be playing HBS Battletech and seeing that end scene. Like literally playing as watching... in the mech bay on one screen, watching ComStar coming to kill me on the other screen.

  • @ryansauer5964
    @ryansauer5964 Před 3 lety +86

    I'd like to see more of Snord's irregulars mechs. They make me smile.

  • @spades420ification
    @spades420ification Před 3 lety +73

    I don't know why but this has staved off my depression. This is the first time I've smiled in a week

    • @blainewheaton9679
      @blainewheaton9679 Před 3 lety +13

      Cheers to the little joys!

    • @theblackpantslegion
      @theblackpantslegion  Před 3 lety +34

      You're most welcome

    • @treevenewson
      @treevenewson Před 3 lety +2

      Since COVID started, more or less

    • @TheStraycat74
      @TheStraycat74 Před 3 lety +3

      I've been divorced for 20 years now, Tex Talks Battletech is about the only time I smile anymore, so I know the feeling

    • @stevenraycopley8885
      @stevenraycopley8885 Před 3 lety +3

      @@TheStraycat74 I feel you friend...these are the few things that make me laugh on CZcams
      It will get better.......at least that's what I tell myself....stay strong

  • @Reddotzebra
    @Reddotzebra Před 3 lety +97

    "Ok so we have this new version of the Rifleman..."
    "With functioning heat management? All we wanted was for you to add a few more heat sinks."
    "Nah mate, we slapped PPCs on this time! Can you imagine how much cooler it will look when shooting down aircraft now?"
    Yes, the clanners really are completely insane. They took one look at this thing and immediately saw the problem, and what did they do then? They FIXED it, despite knowing full well that it would cost more to produce!
    Heh heh... Silly clanners...

  • @Aunfox
    @Aunfox Před 3 lety +18

    Came for the Rifleman. Stayed for the Comstar Commercials.

  • @MathewJC25
    @MathewJC25 Před 3 lety +63

    Tex there isn’t a soul out there better to grace us with Battletech lore and content. You are the goddamn man sir. We freaking love you and you better take some R&R after this. Look after yourself.

  • @trexlord1
    @trexlord1 Před 3 lety +133

    The production quality on this is fucking phenomenal. I thought that the Mackie was insanely well done, and you've matched, if not exceeded that here. It was worth the wait and then some.

    • @theblackpantslegion
      @theblackpantslegion  Před 3 lety +35

      Thank you for saying so. If only youtube would let folks even see it. Ha

    • @shaunmcfadden7407
      @shaunmcfadden7407 Před 3 lety +3

      Yeah. Tex doesn't understand good enough. I'm pretty sure he has a compulsion to make these bigger and better every time. (I mean, we are not complaining.)

    • @Maximum_Bacon
      @Maximum_Bacon Před 3 lety

      @@theblackpantslegion 92+k views in Feb 2021. It's happening bud. Just a slow roll.
      Course this is my fourth view. Had to show it to some friends. We did a binge weekend whilst kinda playing tabletop. But mostly watching.

  • @Fragtastik
    @Fragtastik Před 3 lety +5

    As a Rifleman pilot, I have to thank you for understanding her. Maybe a few more commanders will see this and start employing them correctly.
    They wouldn't let me fly, so I don't let anyone else have the air, either.

    • @Questknight12
      @Questknight12 Před 8 měsíci

      if it flies it dies! Watch for falling debris.

  • @chesterstevens8870
    @chesterstevens8870 Před 3 lety +10

    1:09:31
    It needs to be said that Goat is a real joy to listen to. His folksy guitar music really sets the mood, I can picture his music actually being played in shady merc bars all across the Periphery.

  • @juangonzalez9848
    @juangonzalez9848 Před 3 lety +148

    “Floats like an urbanmech, fights like Florida man called to jury duty” lost it harder then I do a bic lighter loaned to the sketchy smoking coworker who swears they will give it back this time after “losing” the last 10 lighters. I don’t even smoke, I just like burninating the countryside.

    • @juangonzalez9848
      @juangonzalez9848 Před rokem

      @Ban this youtube
      TROOOOGGGDOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRR!!!!!!1!!one!!

  • @Puma1Sunfire1
    @Puma1Sunfire1 Před 3 lety +42

    Rifleman 3
    Should have been 100 tons. Extra tonnage would have been for ammo hoppers for the gauss rifles

  • @Nanolis
    @Nanolis Před 3 lety +23

    I've loved the Rifleman since I first saw it in MWO, pick it up whenever I can in HBS-Battletech and ended up with like 6 at one point in my run of MW5, but had no idea there was two heavier variants. The IIc has always been a bit of an abomination to me, like one shot down an AWACS plane that remained somewhat intact and thought, "I can haz hat."
    I really hope the Rifleman 2 and 3 are either in Roguetech or make their way to it, they sound amazing.

  • @timebrain3188
    @timebrain3188 Před 3 lety +5

    ...I was not aware that the Capellan's had so much territory at any point in their history, especially compared to the other great houses. I always assumed that they always had very little space.

  • @robertivey7644
    @robertivey7644 Před 3 lety +23

    Steiners always hated the fact the Davions got rid of their officer core..

  • @shackacoddle9009
    @shackacoddle9009 Před 3 lety +39

    When 1 type of rifleman isn't good enough, so you need 3 types instead.

    • @theblackpantslegion
      @theblackpantslegion  Před 3 lety +26

      technically four

    • @bthsr7113
      @bthsr7113 Před 3 lety +2

      That would be one hell of a lance.

    • @VallornDeathblade
      @VallornDeathblade Před 2 lety +2

      @@bthsr7113 "There's only 3 mechs out there, didn't you say this was a full la-" *4 gauss rifle noises, followed by dead pilot noises.*

  • @jwoellhof
    @jwoellhof Před 3 lety +12

    This is right up there with Rogue One. Just when you think it's over, Duncan Fisher goes all murder in a confined space.

  • @AlphaGator9
    @AlphaGator9 Před 2 lety +9

    As a retired artilleryman - I loved your excellent commentary starting with "stompy artillery".

  • @IdToaster
    @IdToaster Před 3 lety +183

    I really hope the Rifleman III got a mention, if only like 5 seconds of 'what the hell, Amaris'
    Edit: AHAHAHAHAHA

    • @CharlesUrban
      @CharlesUrban Před 3 lety +35

      It did, and it was actually REALLY AWESOME. Love me some Gauss Rifles!

    • @bobbrown5460
      @bobbrown5460 Před 3 lety +14

      Love me some gauss rifles 😃

    • @miafillene4396
      @miafillene4396 Před 3 lety +4

      Ooo thought it was the 4. Time to edit.

    • @UCSPanther20
      @UCSPanther20 Před 3 lety +17

      The Rifleman III: A true gausszilla.

    • @joenut019
      @joenut019 Před 3 lety +12

      Rifleman III: stonehenge with legs

  • @Iwaslost26
    @Iwaslost26 Před 3 lety +32

    16.5 hours before and there’s already been $1.2k in donations. That’s just incredible.

    • @theblackpantslegion
      @theblackpantslegion  Před 3 lety +24

      The BPL - we may be weird, but we do give a fuck

    • @Iwaslost26
      @Iwaslost26 Před 3 lety +2

      @@theblackpantslegion and that’s why we love you

    • @yellowprime8491
      @yellowprime8491 Před 3 lety +2

      @@theblackpantslegion That motto would be great on a shirt or unit patch

  • @shaider1982
    @shaider1982 Před 3 lety +14

    The Taurians remind me of the Finns during ww2: they held off the much larger Soviets for much longer time than anyone thought they could.

    • @bthsr7113
      @bthsr7113 Před 3 lety +3

      Now I'm wondering if they had a "sniper" like White Death, but scaled to the setting.

  • @Brendan1259
    @Brendan1259 Před 3 lety +11

    Worth the wait, love how the Drop ship landing scenes turned out.

  • @Anon26535
    @Anon26535 Před 3 lety +45

    When you're getting *destroyed* by airstrikes, there's no better *defender* to have than a Rifleman.

    • @terryhiggins5077
      @terryhiggins5077 Před 3 lety +10

      I see what you did there....have a like.
      For those who don't know its a pun on the rifleman's OG artwork and the copyright clusterfuck surrounding it and several other 'Mechs.

  • @ala5530
    @ala5530 Před 3 lety +71

    No, it's "If it's stupid, but it works, it's still stupid, you just got lucky"
    That said, the Rifleman is an excellent mech in its designed role, and I would definitely include one in a fire-support lance, maybe two if it's in support of a company in a theatre with a high level of hostile aerospace activity. It's one of my favourite 'mechs of all time (being just beaten by the Catapult and the Dragon, and coming in just ahead of the Marauder), and this video just reminded me that hell yes the Rifleman 3 needed a full production run...

    • @CharlesUrban
      @CharlesUrban Před 3 lety +12

      I JUST LEARNED ABOUT THE RIFLEMAN 3 FROM THIS VIDEO AND EVERYONE NEEDS SEVEN OF THEM. CAPITAL LETTERS.

    • @atmosdwagon4656
      @atmosdwagon4656 Před 3 lety +6

      Wait wait wait...someone else likes the dragon? Unironically?!

    • @CharlesUrban
      @CharlesUrban Před 3 lety +10

      @@atmosdwagon4656 Ugh...Kuritans.

    • @digitalis2977
      @digitalis2977 Před 3 lety +9

      @@atmosdwagon4656 Everyone loves the Dragon.
      Very Chesty...impossible to miss on the training range when you're teaching the Plebe Locust Pilots to Suicide Dakka.

    • @atmosdwagon4656
      @atmosdwagon4656 Před 3 lety +6

      @@CharlesUrban Doesn't have to be space sakes.
      I really liked my days of running a Dragon as 3rd Succession War era merc mech at my local gaming table.
      Plenty of ham and heatsinks on a budget, and gentler on your drop weight tolerance than an Awesome or Stalker.
      It's highly moddable and if nothing else, it's good for loading your most expendable merc pilot into for splat-duty when no Catapults, Hunchbacks or Centurions are available.

  • @raycearcher5794
    @raycearcher5794 Před 3 lety +5

    "What if we built an anti-aircraft pillbox, then put legs on it?"

    • @bthsr7113
      @bthsr7113 Před 3 lety +1

      Other AA platforms are basically the same, but with wheels or treads instead of legs.

  • @justins21482
    @justins21482 Před 2 lety +6

    i have to admit that as far as MechWarrior/BattleTech fans go, there really isn't much better than this on CZcams. The quality and craftsmanship that goes into these longform discussions is impressive.

  • @Wastelandman7000
    @Wastelandman7000 Před 3 lety +63

    Kudos to the Taurians for kicking the Capellens to hell and back.

    • @CharlesUrban
      @CharlesUrban Před 3 lety +18

      Best Periphery state out there. You'll never get them to like you, but in most situations, they won't attack you unless you attack them. More of a porcupine than a bull.

    • @WB1813
      @WB1813 Před 3 lety +14

      @@CharlesUrban Unless you're a Davion, then they'll happily shoot first.

    • @CharlesUrban
      @CharlesUrban Před 3 lety +10

      @@WB1813 Pretty sure that the Federated Suns has caused them enough trouble to earn their enmity.

    • @WB1813
      @WB1813 Před 3 lety +9

      @@CharlesUrban Indeed they have.

    • @CharlesUrban
      @CharlesUrban Před 3 lety +14

      @@WB1813 What a pity. Such is the way of any superpower, no matter how dedicated they may (try to) be to citizens' rights and technological advancements. Why pick on the Taurians when there are perfectly-good Kuritans to oppose, anyway?

  • @gigatwin5298
    @gigatwin5298 Před 3 lety +49

    SCROMBLES GO!!
    Have no idea why but after binging the Scrombles series, I've found him to be hilarious

  • @JettMann8
    @JettMann8 Před 3 lety +5

    I saw the joke about the capellan officer school entrance exam coming a light year away and I still laughed my ass off

  • @gabovinelli2256
    @gabovinelli2256 Před 3 lety +21

    Not gonna lie, the Rifleman 3 variant...completely got me, what a friggin BEAST. Wish they somehow bring it to modern times!
    Splendid battletech lore video Tex! Keep up the amazing work!

    • @theblackpantslegion
      @theblackpantslegion  Před 3 lety +7

      Right on

    • @meshuggahshirt
      @meshuggahshirt Před 10 měsíci +1

      Be careful what you wish for, because the people most likely to achieve that in the present day are the Capellans, who can already create stealth AC/20 tanks...

  • @korritaranis672
    @korritaranis672 Před 3 lety +21

    Okay... As a former Artillery Cannoneer, your take on arty is completely accurate!

  • @brownbear992
    @brownbear992 Před 3 lety +24

    never realized the archer was that old

    • @vulture8298
      @vulture8298 Před 3 lety +12

      Me neither, that makes it pretty much the _first_ missileboat on legs, right?

    • @jebe4563
      @jebe4563 Před 3 lety +2

      Per Era Digest: Age of War Timeline the Archer was the 5th Battlemech put in production. The list up to that point being Mackie, Kyudo, Banshee, Orion, Archer.

    • @robertagren9360
      @robertagren9360 Před 3 lety +1

      Pretty much the 1st mass produced missile carrier who worked to the point that it became stupid good at serving a niche when the mech is multi-purpose able to play all roles with the right weapons

  • @andrew3038
    @andrew3038 Před 3 lety +7

    Might seem like a strange and minor thing to comment about, but I have to thank whoever does the sound mixing on these vids. I love the fact that you don't do like so many others and make sure that sound comes through evenly on all speakers, so I can listen with only one earpod in. This means I can listen while at work and not miss anything said in the vid. So again, thank you for this.

    • @mikecrowind3888
      @mikecrowind3888 Před 3 lety +5

      Thanks Andrew! I try to do final audio levels on our crappy TV speakers to make sure it sounds good even on lofi devices.

  • @MrRayray806
    @MrRayray806 Před 3 lety +8

    Tex knocks it out of the park once more. Delivering a superb glance into the universe of battletech and highlighting an otherwise unnoticeable Mech.
    10/10 would overheat and die in a ammo explosion.

  • @dashiellgillingham4579
    @dashiellgillingham4579 Před 3 lety +12

    I love the way you presented the Rifleman III. I'd realized a monster like that could exist, while I was trying to break the BV system, but it's something else to actually see it. To know the stealth gauss quartet is not just a product of bad math on paper, but a thing that existed.

  • @alephnull3102
    @alephnull3102 Před 3 lety +9

    Just commenting to signal boost the algorithm. Tex Talks Battletech is the best fan made content I've ever watched.

  • @Abb0able
    @Abb0able Před 3 lety +8

    George Ledoux/Duncan Fisher was always a great guy with fans, i remember playing him on mechwarrior4 mercs Team Banzai servers

  • @sandordugalin8951
    @sandordugalin8951 Před 3 lety +3

    "Hippity-hoppity, get off my property... and then backed it up with fucking nuclear weapons."
    Bwahahahahhaha.

  • @themigraineshow
    @themigraineshow Před 3 lety +13

    I was fully expecting a fourth Dragon lol

    • @theblackpantslegion
      @theblackpantslegion  Před 3 lety +10

      SUPRISE

    • @CowCommando
      @CowCommando Před 3 lety +2

      Them: This is Friedrich
      Me: Oh no, I see where this is going.

    • @themigraineshow
      @themigraineshow Před 3 lety +3

      @@CowCommando “They’re on to you. Start the stomping!” Subterfuge is a form of scouting. I’d argue those Steiner boys are actually getting a little sneaky👍. Have a good evening Tim.

    • @absalomdraconis
      @absalomdraconis Před 3 lety

      @@themigraineshow : Are we certain? The Kuritan might have just gotten confused when Freidrick went looking for bug spray.

    • @CharlesUrban
      @CharlesUrban Před 3 lety

      Or maybe a Hatamoto-Chi.

  • @subtlewhatssubtle
    @subtlewhatssubtle Před 3 lety +12

    You know it's the good shit when Tex takes a solid 20 minutes to provide background context.

  • @Mechanicoid
    @Mechanicoid Před 3 lety +4

    Man, these videos make me miss my old gaming group from high school. So many good weekend nights of Mechwarrior/Battletech... anyways, thank you guys for the excellent work on the hobby and sparking good memories.

  • @RRVCrinale
    @RRVCrinale Před 3 lety +3

    I'll say, that's the prettiest rendition of a Rifleman III I've ever seen. Last depiction of it I saw, it looked like congress between half a dozen industrial air conditioners and a pair of legs.

  • @theblackpantslegion
    @theblackpantslegion  Před 3 lety +131

    RIFLEMAN ART PACK AVAILABLE FOR NOW - astray3.bigcartel.com/product/rifleman-pack

    • @ranekeisenkralle8265
      @ranekeisenkralle8265 Před 3 lety +8

      Your copyright disclaimer alone made me laugh already. Let's see how the video is going to be.

    • @Alex_Martin_
      @Alex_Martin_ Před 3 lety +9

      Please make some art packs for the previous Tex Talks. I NEED an art pack like this for the Catapult and Awesome.

    • @ranekeisenkralle8265
      @ranekeisenkralle8265 Před 3 lety +9

      @@Alex_Martin_ So long as the ones for the Catapult also contain the Catapult-Design-Philosophy according to Tex, sure!

    • @theblackpantslegion
      @theblackpantslegion  Před 3 lety +11

      @@Alex_Martin_ He might!

    • @abaddonblack1294
      @abaddonblack1294 Před 3 lety +6

      Wow Rifleman III art, now there's something that you don't see a lot of.

  • @lonkelly1878
    @lonkelly1878 Před 3 lety +14

    Started a Merc campaign with my friends after I found this series. Can't get the guys to watch this stuff, might introduce them to the Steiner scout squad to shake things up...

  • @amurizon
    @amurizon Před 3 lety +4

    I love how Tex's voice reminds me of the Metal Gear Solid series, as well as Elias Toufexis's voice acting (and it was so fun hearing his voice in the campaign!). 😄

  • @unpotatoedsalmon
    @unpotatoedsalmon Před 2 lety +2

    My father was an artillery man who served from 1998 - 2005 and I can confirm he enjoyed making things explode

  • @_Dogberry_
    @_Dogberry_ Před 3 lety +18

    THE MARAUDER IS NEXTTTTT WHOOOOOOOOO LETS GO BABY

    • @malachai1381
      @malachai1381 Před 3 lety +3

      Can't wait to meet my wife all over again 😉

    • @_Dogberry_
      @_Dogberry_ Před 3 lety

      @@malachai1381 First mech I ever loved. Sorry CRB :)

    • @dalesheen1816
      @dalesheen1816 Před 3 lety +1

      @@malachai1381 my.. mechfu (mech Waifu) was the.. catapult. She's to me the perfect example of what a real life modern mech would be.
      A gunpod on legs with a Russian t-34 like mentality of interchangeable weapon systems, easy to build and maintain, cheap in cost and reliability. the damn thing is like a modular snap together model set mech (the ones where you don't even need glue).

  • @thepbg8453
    @thepbg8453 Před 3 lety +5

    This may get lost in the comments, but he is a sure-fire way to improve the Rifleman III with its mega small ammo supply.
    1. Remove 1 Gauss Rifle in the Left or Right Arm
    2. Install a Standard PPC from where you removed the Gauss Rifle
    3. Switch to Double Heat Sinks
    4. Install 1 extra heat sink and 2 tons of additional Gauss Rifle ammo to install in the head and CT.
    5. Downgrade the Engine from a 180 XL Engine to a 180 Standard Fusion Engine to save on crit space and lower the cost drastically, and prevent your Gauss Rifle's citing your XL engines.. (You can go to a 270 XL engine as well to up the speed: though if you do stop here).
    6. The remaining 1.5 tons should be put into armour, preferably in the rear arc or left and right torso's. Though spending 1 ton to increase the ammo supply may be wise.
    This rebuild is rather simple in that it just takes the existing mech and lowers its insane long range punch by 5 points. In addition it helps massively with heat creep from the Null Signature system, as standing still and going full auto will only build 1 additional heat point a turn which is easily adjusted for. Moreover the removal of the XL engine, for a standard makes the mech more crit redundant, as it will less likely see the Gauss damage the XL engine. Not to mention it lowers the insane cost price of 16 million to around 9.8 million, which is more affordable for better ammo conservation and redundancy.
    Still the drop in range from the PPC does seriously hurt it's max range damage which is its main attraction. I would have gone for a ER PPC, but with the Null Signature system there is no way in hell you can adjust for that with a ER PPC.

    • @Inglonias
      @Inglonias Před 3 lety

      I find it hard to believe you can hide something as large as a mech with a goddamn fusion reactor because of how much heat they put out in general. Does the inner sphere not have heat seeking missiles?

    • @thepbg8453
      @thepbg8453 Před 3 lety +2

      They do, or did and now do.
      That confusing statement ties into the idea of technology being available, then lost and then rediscovered.
      However the Null Signature system is the same sort of system that Stealth armour is, and is the same as same sort of system the Normandy in Mass Effect has. It traps heat in the mech, Preventing it from leaving and most likely shunts it out of a small easily concealable location like feet with the Stealth Armour. This masks its heat signature, the easiest thing to pick up with mechs due to a fusion reactor.
      As such detecting it at long range is difficult, and in a urban setting line of sight becomes difficult.

  • @spehizle
    @spehizle Před rokem +2

    I love the Rifleman specifically because it's so second rate. It's cheap, easy to upkeep, practically ubiquitous, quick for a heavy, and can engage at extreme range. In a franchise where we're used to seeing multiple lances of assault mechs going at it regularly, we forget that such wild engagements are comparatively rare. Most engagements are limited affairs of combined arms over specific targets. And for that, the Rifleman fits a beautiful lore niche. It's like an old transam or firebird; a first time mercenary's first heavy mech. Second hand, busted, not special, but yours. And you make it yours. It's that double UAC5 action that suddenly takes you out of the drudgery of Jenner slapfights and make those first hesitant, faltering steps into the bigtime. A heavy investment for a plucky young merc outfit. Not optimized or efficient. Not an omni mech. But damn it, my Rifleman is special.

  • @tomsimpkins1211
    @tomsimpkins1211 Před 3 lety +6

    Absolutely love this one! The Riflemans had a spot in my heart for ages.

  • @aduty23
    @aduty23 Před 3 lety +19

    Tex, I know it’s my birthday, but you really shouldn’t have. Thanks bro.

    • @MrSourceMan
      @MrSourceMan Před 3 lety

      Same yo.
      Why is it everyone's birthday today? I've seen like 4 comments like this lol

    • @theblackpantslegion
      @theblackpantslegion  Před 3 lety +4

      You're welcome - now donate to charity.

    • @300lbsNick
      @300lbsNick Před 3 lety

      @@MrSourceMan 365.25 days in a year and 7818 views as of me watching (it's my birthday too, well in 3 hours, but hey birthday!) That means statistically something like 20-30 people should comment "hey it's my birthday" with 3 times that if fuckers like me born 4 hours after this premiers say "what a nice birthday present" do so as well

    • @MrSourceMan
      @MrSourceMan Před 3 lety +1

      @@300lbsNick true

    • @aduty23
      @aduty23 Před 3 lety +1

      @@300lbsNick I also love the birthday paradox. My comment was more tongue-in-cheek but text doesn't convey that at all. Don't worry, I realize that they didn't pretend to be rendering just for me or the rest of us born on December 17th.
      Anyway, happy birthday.

  • @Robloxman01
    @Robloxman01 Před 3 lety +19

    Aww yeah, the new Tex Talks Battletech is coming out on my birthday.

  • @sasha1mama
    @sasha1mama Před 4 měsíci +3

    "Tactical poptart warmer".
    I'm fuggan dead. XD

  • @UCSPanther20
    @UCSPanther20 Před 3 lety +5

    I hope one day Tex can do one on the Banshee mech and the tale of how it went from a fast but undergunned misfit to a true assault mech, worthy of any Steiner scout lance.