Atsumu helps Sakusa HIDE A BODY?! (SakuAtsu) - Haikyuu Text Oneshot
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- čas přidán 20. 08. 2024
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I had SUCH a blast writing this one, oh my GOD- after wracking my brain for idea after idea, I stumbled across an assassin AU. Why. Not. I thought Sakusa was the perfect person :)
Also, I’ve been dying to incorporate the timeskip MSBY Jackals plot point, like, this is just a CESSPOOL of SakuAtsu content! Spoiler warning though, if you’re still relatively new to Haikyuu.
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Sorry about the mic like...buzzing out because the volume is too loud. :( Just turn down your volume I suppose! ANYWAYS THANK YOU GUYS FOR 40K and check out the ko-fi! ko-fi.com/bubblepaintx
Can you pls do tsukishima and yams pls
I love your voice 🥺
They really be going on a date while the body be like🧍♀️
Facts lmfao
Yes, so romantic 🥰
@Kagayama Tobio hey kagayama ❤ wheres hinata?
The corpse be third wheeling
@@bubblepaint now if anyone bullies tsumu he be like 😎😎 don’t mess with me
The dead person on the trunk: "uhhh are you guys gonna bury me or I will just be tortured here, hear you guys do flirting?"
Dead body:"Im dying on the inside while dead"🤣
@@ace06yt96 he's breaking the laws of physics throw him into jail even though he is dead!
@@ace06yt96 LOL
IM DYING
Why did this turn into as show 😂
"with you... to the nearest cemetery"
sMOOTH
Lmfao 😂
All I could do was cringe ;-;
I literally thought he was going to kill Atsumu XD
"you know i dont kill good people" WE DIDNT KNOW YOU KILL PEOPLE LIKE 2 MINUTES AGO
OKAY BUT THIS IS FACTS THOUGH
@@bubblepaint YES
Sakusa: I’m not a murderer. I’m an Assassin
Tsumu: HOW IS THAT BETTER?!
Atsumu: I dont understand why serial killers hide bodies in their backyards.
Sakusa: Listen not everyone has the option of driving out to the middle of nowhere and bury a fucking body then drive all the way back while stinking of blood. We are all doing our best out here.
Atsumu: *What-*
Sakusa: *What.*
I wanna like this but it's at 69 likes and I just couldn't do that to you.
@@charviellur1251 whoops- looks like I ruined it lol
@@iceland3504 😔💔 Jkjk
Time stamp?
@@gamingglo0opia703 I don't think it's there
I couldn’t stop thinking about the:
“Someone please take me out”
“Like, on a date or with a gun?”
“Surprise me”
thingy throughout the whole video.
I loved it
OMG can’t believe I didn’t use that haha
*When your so ready you already like because you its gonna be good-*
Awww
"careful, omi, people might think yer trying to kill me" *this man just ruined all of sakusas plans*
Atsumu: YOU KLLED SOMEONE?!
Sakusa: he's a serial rpist
Atsumu: nvm he deserved it
lmaooooo
I love this lmao, but also just imagine you saw your crush disposing of a body
Yeah instant buzzkill but Tsumu is just built different
If you don't see the problem it doesn't exist which means fuck this shit I'm out
lol if i saw my crush diposing a body I'd be like "damn gorl what they do to you-? but it would be easier if you just burn it- Ill find you an incinerator 😌"
@@Ac3y007 that is true burn it and sale the ashes
@@queenpotato6590 exactly
the dead body at 15:46 be like : stop being lovy dovy and hurry bury me
lmaoooo xD
I KNOW RIGHT
Lalaallala sakusa poisoned someone with his never ending supply of lysol.
hello kenma
Hi kenma
@@moonlightmcmy4086 hello
Sakusa: If I killed someone would you help hide the body
Atsumu: Yes 💕
Sakusa: Oh good, come behind the building after practice
Atsumu: bitch tf 😀
"Maybe he went to the bathroom."
*not my mind immediately thinking of "bAthroO m BaThro0m i gOts tO pEe"*
AHAHA THE ICONIC SONG
I thought this was going to be a prank. Nope. It’s not. Sakusa actually killed someone and Atsumu decided to help him hide the body. Even worse, they found a way to make a date out of it.
Thanks, I love it.
Ahaha nope not a prank skndifjdaokdfad
Only they could do that🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
first date on a cemetery after finding out ur crush is an assasin sounds very ✨poggers✨
THEIR FIRST DATE IS GOING TO A CEMETERY-
✨romantic✨
Of course it is 🙄 The cemetery is the best place for a date. Very romantic💕💕
@@simplyliyah6368 you guys don’t go on cemetery dates? Weird- 😗✌🏻
im gonna guess that sakusa either killed osamu, kageyama, oikawa, or someone else.... 😸😸
Made a good choice then ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
he killed a serial r*pist 😻💅
@@user-xk2or9wb1b that doesn't mean it can't be one of them *i'm sorRY DON'T KILL ME*
@@susu-ot7by bokuTOE 👁👄👁
@@user-xk2or9wb1b and that shouldn't be a crime 💅
LMFAO THE END BAHAHHAHA 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 “ya I’ll date an assassin” omfg haha
*cutely waits for a couple hours*
edit: i fell asleep but i woke and watched it and this is very *chefs kiss*
sakusa really said "I have a date with you to the cemetery." And Atsumu is just "wAiT OMi, YOuRE asKiNG mE OuT"
Not them flirting over murder😭😭😭
The fact that I got this in my notifications right after i finished reading my sakuatsu fic is just-✨😳👌
Hell yeah
I JUST LOVE HOW ATSUMU DECIDES TO IGNORE THE FACT THAT SAKUSA IS TAKING HIM TO A CEMETERY AS A “date”-love sakuatsu
I love how it said “not horror just PG” 😂
I HAD TO
"dating an assasin?" - atsumu
Oh, I would love too. Lyk, how cool is that? 😌
I'm excited. Also, YES the hands are here to stay.
:D
When Sakusa "asked him out" I litterally slammed my hand on the table and started pacing, going like "WTH, Is that how you ask someone out? to a cemetery-"Edit: did I add myself saying "wtaf?"
It’s how assassin sakusa asks ppl out 😎
@@bubblepaint The fact that a creator I look up to responded to my comment- dying of happiness~ and I think I'm going to add this to how I can ask ppl out when I'm older
PREMIRE GANG SAY " HEY HEY HEYYYYYY" CUZ SAKUSA HID A BODY ODY ODY ODY ODY ODY ODY ODY ODY ODY ODY ODY ODY ODY ODY ODY ODY ODY ODY AH 👅👅
HEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
BODY ODY ODY ODY ODY ODY ODY ODY ODY ODY ODY ODY ODY
@@heylabreathes ..
Isn't this called like vigilante justice or something (I think that's what you call it)
'Date in the cemetery '😀👍👍👍👍👍
may i just say i love how you make atsumus voice accurate like the show like
"yer"
"ya"
" dreamin' "
"n' "
"shaddup"
it's the little things that make it extra good 👌✨
that's how he talks in the show lol but he dose give off some Alabama vibes lol😂
Atsumu, you should go follow him
Spy on him
liKe A nInjA!
*Sakusa signing a restraining order*
tHE HANDS ARE MY NEW LIFELINE 🛐
When i saw the “Sakusa is a WHAT?” On the little cover page i was really expecting something normal like a surprising one shot of how he works at a daycare and actually likes kids or something. But then I see “Atsumu helps Sakusa hide a DEAD BODY?”
Did the knife on the cover not clue you in LOLLL
I know this is a one shot but honestly I’d love to see what happens next. This was so amazing!!! Love you!!!
One day, Bubble is gonna summon a Demon with those hand movements
(HOW DO YOUR HANDS LOOK SO SOFT-)
I’m summoning the power of Haikyuu ships
@@bubblepaint YESS QUEEN 😤💖👑
GURL THE VIDEO IS LIKE 🕴FOR ME 💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
Then I realized I am stupid
hmmmm
if Sakusa only gets 2 assignments each year and he killed for 7 years so that would 7 x 2
7,14
so he killed only 14 people...?
i know i am horrible and math :')
We *NEED* a series like this by anyone at any time
It would be much cruel if atsu's first date in his whole life is on the cementary💀
OML SAD LMAO
I saw the wit version and I'm so excited for this video
I’ll wait in the discord server
And just be dramatic :0
sup kawababe
I love the new videos, but I’ve been waiting so long for the “fake it till we make it.” Series!
I’m so sorry that I am bothering you, for this series, but I just can’t wait until it is finished! I am so sorry, I know you are sooooo busy! 💜💜💜
Oooh no that ones coming soon! :D
Imagine your first date is at a cemetery bruh
Dream relationship. There a keeper.
I couldn't stop smiling this whole video
Yes, I'm living for the hand gestures.
LMFAO
"YER ALL CRAZIES"
19:55 ... i am NOT thinking about how hot that would be ... I WANNA PT.2 WHERE ATSUMU ALSO BECOMES ONE AND THEY GO AND MISSIONS AND STUFF AHHHH I LOVE THIS TOO MUCH JHDBCKJSDB
someone: so where was your guys first date?
sakuatsu: uhmmm.. about that-
I’m so excited for this!
(Btw I sent your intro through email and not on CZcams)
Yay I’m glad!
HEY BUNKLE! I KNOW IM SUPPOSED TO BE ON A BREAK BUT I DIDNT WANNA MISS THE VIDEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! REMEMBER TO DRINK WATER AND NOT BOBA. LOVE YOUUUU MWAH- your favorite dinonuggie
OMG BUBBLE THE TITLE!! LMAO ANYWAY TAKE CARE OF YOURSELF WE LOVE YOU - NAL
THANK YOU NAL
omg you should be a hand model
wait a damn minute- our lesson is to not kill and this vid- i- .... Im adding an edit later if I finished this
Edit: Now now, Im late bc. Lf homework but this is Amazing 🤩
HAY! I wanna go on a body hideing date with someone! :(
hello
I have to go to sleep before this premieres so I’ll be late! :3
THE LITTLE "mhm!" IN THE TRAILER. SDKBHJ I PLAY IT ON REPEAT JUST FOR THAT.
LMAOOO THANKS DINO
Damn! This is the coolest/funniest Assasin Au I've watched!
Ah thank you so much!!
Omg I'm wheezing when sakusa asking atsumu for a date to the nearest cemetery ;-; they're so cuteeee♡
ikrrr
Ahhhhhhh this why I love sakuatsu so so so so much💛💓💖💗💘
They’re adorable haha
Nobody...
Not even Ousamu
About to go on a Cemitery date
Atsumu:✨KiNkY✨
I need a part 2 of this lol it’s so amazing
I literally just saw rn that it says one shot and now I’m sad Oof 😓😥
bubble hand supremacy 😎
That into though, those mug grippers are moving around like crazy
the lack of Sangwoo Atsumu and Busy Busy Bee Atsumu jokes in the comments are ✨disturbing✨
the fact that i saw this 23hours after the premirermakes me so MADDDDDDD LIKEEEE I WAS NOT ABLE TO WATCH THE PREMIRE AND IM SORRRYYYYYY
For the dead person - *You said that you are fine but you are not fine-*
i'm gonna miss the premiere 💔💔
I've been waiting for 2 hours for this but worth it-
I just love your hands- 🦗🦟🦗🦟
OMGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG YOUR HANDS ARE SO GORGEOUS, THEY SHOULD BE MODELS!!!
the unlikes are from sakusa, sakusa's cousin, atsumu, osamu and the rest are sakusa's other accounts just to unlike this video
I want part 2😭😭😭💖💖💖
Did I just watch you pinch fingers for 2 minutes and 39 seconds-
*me waiting silently for the SakuAtsu*
The "ugh" is the best part 😭🤚
This ended way differently that I thought it would have gone just saying but I still liked it
When your too early: 👁💧👄💧👁
😭😭😭
BAHHHAH OH NO I FELL ASLEEP DURING THE PREMIERE
Something really cool to do for ur intros with ur hands is to be drawling or coloring in something cause then you wont be just waving ur hands around you could even build with legos or play with a fidget toy
BOKUTO AND HINATAS RELATIONSHIP IN THIS IS JUST MWAH AMAZING
Ah yes I have been waiting all day and now it's almost here ^^
reminder for yalls new peps: BUBBLE HAS A RING. SO MAKE FANFICS OF THEM AND OTHER TEXT TUBERS XD (this is gonna be a running gag sry BP)
THATS SUCH A GOOD INTRO ABDHSHDHSHDHS
IKR
I guess you can say that Sakusa is.. *A smooth criminal*
LOL YES
When it's already too late and you can't watch the premiere. But you want to *le sigh* tomorrow I guess
I feel asleep waiting for this vid. I love your vids
Omg that is great I wish it had a part 2 but this was really good
I’m excited for this one!
Wow seems like a good date just casually hiding bodies👌👌
Oh yeah
Ah I love you're hands, they look really pretty unlike mine
So cute!! First Date in a cemetery
😍😶😳💕💕
STILL MY FAV VIDEO
I feel like sakusa would actually do sth like that
well i read a yakuza sakuatsu story once and i loved it so this is GOOD SHIT
I forgot to put my Discord on the “your message” thing 😭(I love this video btw🤍)
Oh no! Who were you? ( feel free to email me @ bubblepaintx@gmail.com so we can sort this out :D )
Saw the thumbnail, instantly clicked.
this isnt what i expected from u... STILL GOOD- just kinda, Weird? idk but i did enjoy, Keep up the good work!!! :D
I thought she said CoFfEe till my sister told me that she was saying cofi.😭😭😊 why can't ir be COFFEE?!?!?!