I first started playing Neopets a couple weeks ago, and the first pet I ever made was a Blumaroo. His name is Umlaught (pronounced like umlaut) and he's my idiot son who I love with all my heart. I will defend Blumaroos to my grave, they're such little guys and they mean the world to me
Fun fact: “Flotsam” and “Jestam” are the names of Ursala’s eels in the animated version of the Little Mermaid. I always figured that’s where their names came from even back in the day. 🤣 I haven’t played much Neopets since the early 2000s. It hits me right in the Nostalgia when people make Neopets content. 💗🫶🏻 my inner child thanks you.
I love that you're also a Neopets fan. I haven't played consistently since the flash games went kaput, but it's been a comfort site for decades. Kacheeks, Ixis, and Draiks are some of my favourites, though really I like most of them.
This is my favorite neopets tier list. The characterizations are on point and now I really need an Aisha. Edit: you might like the marble jubjub because you can use feet be gone, eyes be gone and (theoretically) mouth be gone. The result is a featureless floating orb and I love it.
You are genuinely hilarious, I don't think anyone on YT has ever made me laugh the way you do. I was playing Neopets as a wee lad 20 years ago. My greatest memory is finding a Chomby in the adoption center, I was so incredibly happy. Of course, I had no idea how to get any of the limited pets.
Even funnier about the blumaroo with the "he owns a small gardening business" thing? The garden shopkeeper NPC on neopets IS, in fact, a blumaroo! not many people actually like, go to the garden shop anymore i dont think bc of neohomes becoming depreciated but! they're there, and they're running a small business selling flowers
Used to play Neopets as a kid back during..... I forgot when but it was before vandas were added, but came back in 2023. A few of my personal favorites are Eyries, Draiks, and Hissis
I’ve always pronounced Lupe like Loop but I swear I thought the pronunciation thingy on the site when I was a kid would say Loop-ay. It’s been almost 20 years since then though so I might have imagined it.
9:20 YEAAA FINALLY SOMEONE SEES MY VISION! I've always called them coyote-armadillos!!! That's absolutely what they are to me. They have the claws and shell of an armadillo but that face and front half of their build is all coyote baybe!!!!
one of the quotes i'm compiling: "dead filled with bones. im already filled with bones. filled with more bones" also i used to feel the same way about jubjubs but then i adopted one from the pound. his name is King_Fluffball and he's my little fuzzy clown guy. dont worry imma give him shoes also im an og Kau lover. cuddlycalf my beloved
Pre-conversion wockies were Hoodie That Isnt 50 Dollars for me, post-conversion wockies are AI art. The betrayal Also I adore grundos but 100% agree with you about the feet thing
i started back in 2002 but my account got hacked so i lost all my info and just recently as a adult got back into playing it lol cybunny will always be my fav
As someone who played Neopets as a preteen to present, i don't think i have ever heard the names of all the pets being said so much. Neopets is just a topic i read about more then I listen to XD so all the names of the pets got so strange after like the third time you said them XD
Hahah Omg I work at a Good Will and my favorite pets right now is Hissi ( i don't mark up tho) Hissis are based off of Quetzalcoatl (wingd serpent deity) so Wing hands- and both my Hissis are just a little evil lol
Salem I love you and your videos but your ranking of Teos is criminal. Look at him! He’s just a little guy! How could anyone not like him I’m sure he loves all of us but we don’t deserve that. He looks like he would bring me a gift basket when I move in across the hall and tell me that if I need any help moving in he’ll be happy to help. Teos are very good and I want one.
Omg I think you've convinced me to play this shit again lmao. I used to as a kid when it first came out and the nostalgia bug has bitten me. Also I could listen to you insult fiction creatures for hours you're hilarious. Love ya!
I first started playing Neopets a couple weeks ago, and the first pet I ever made was a Blumaroo. His name is Umlaught (pronounced like umlaut) and he's my idiot son who I love with all my heart. I will defend Blumaroos to my grave, they're such little guys and they mean the world to me
Petition for Salem to go paint brush by paintbrush and tier list the pets one brush at a time
Fun fact: “Flotsam” and “Jestam” are the names of Ursala’s eels in the animated version of the Little Mermaid.
I always figured that’s where their names came from even back in the day. 🤣
I haven’t played much Neopets since the early 2000s. It hits me right in the Nostalgia when people make Neopets content. 💗🫶🏻 my inner child thanks you.
They are real words, and it's a chapter title in LOTR, which is probably where it really came from (there used to be a mines of moria in neopets)
we needed this video so badly
I love that you're also a Neopets fan. I haven't played consistently since the flash games went kaput, but it's been a comfort site for decades. Kacheeks, Ixis, and Draiks are some of my favourites, though really I like most of them.
Thank you for posting this at the exact time I came home from work, I needed something to smoke weed to
This is my favorite neopets tier list. The characterizations are on point and now I really need an Aisha.
Edit: you might like the marble jubjub because you can use feet be gone, eyes be gone and (theoretically) mouth be gone. The result is a featureless floating orb and I love it.
I just got the fluffy outfit for my Kau.. and I agree with everything you said about her. She's an icon. The moment. The whole event.
Describing a Kacheek as a "Fox news anchor" killed me
You are genuinely hilarious, I don't think anyone on YT has ever made me laugh the way you do.
I was playing Neopets as a wee lad 20 years ago. My greatest memory is finding a Chomby in the adoption center, I was so incredibly happy. Of course, I had no idea how to get any of the limited pets.
Finally some Blumaroo love❤
This is the tier list I’ve been waiting for
My first video i've ever watched of yours, instantly subscribed.
thank you for appreciating my personal favorite, the Xweetok. (I recently started playing again and have a Xweetok named pernoctation)
All I see are Jumba's experiments. I love them
The gnorbu dissection had me wheezing
Target has oversized hoodies with thumbholes in the women’s section for like $30 and I currently live in my black one. Run don’t walk.
I been loving your Neopets videos and I think you are so funny and such a vibe but that SHOYRU HOT TAKE oh my. 😭🤣
Even funnier about the blumaroo with the "he owns a small gardening business" thing?
The garden shopkeeper NPC on neopets IS, in fact, a blumaroo! not many people actually like, go to the garden shop anymore i dont think bc of neohomes becoming depreciated but! they're there, and they're running a small business selling flowers
Oh we are eating 💅🏾
The lab ray turned one of my pets into a yellow elephante and let me tell you I fell to my knees in that moment
WOOOO HOUR LONG VIDEO ABOUT NEOPETS WOOOOOOO
Thats why I put grundo slippers on my grundo
Used to play Neopets as a kid back during..... I forgot when but it was before vandas were added, but came back in 2023. A few of my personal favorites are Eyries, Draiks, and Hissis
The commentary on the Blumaroo took me out 😂
I appreciate you so much 😩
Thank you so much
I’ve always pronounced Lupe like Loop but I swear I thought the pronunciation thingy on the site when I was a kid would say Loop-ay. It’s been almost 20 years since then though so I might have imagined it.
9:20 YEAAA FINALLY SOMEONE SEES MY VISION! I've always called them coyote-armadillos!!! That's absolutely what they are to me. They have the claws and shell of an armadillo but that face and front half of their build is all coyote baybe!!!!
one of the quotes i'm compiling: "dead filled with bones. im already filled with bones. filled with more bones"
also i used to feel the same way about jubjubs but then i adopted one from the pound. his name is King_Fluffball and he's my little fuzzy clown guy. dont worry imma give him shoes
also im an og Kau lover. cuddlycalf my beloved
My lab rat has been a jetsam forever and I kinda love him.
Pre-conversion wockies were Hoodie That Isnt 50 Dollars for me, post-conversion wockies are AI art. The betrayal
Also I adore grundos but 100% agree with you about the feet thing
you're a yapper and i love it. I dont know how you just keep going but its a good thing xD
i started back in 2002 but my account got hacked so i lost all my info and just recently as a adult got back into playing it lol cybunny will always be my fav
videos like these are my soaps
Being an Ogrin lover makes me braver than the marines I will defend my baby girl with my life
I am taking the bouquet 💐
As someone who played Neopets as a preteen to present, i don't think i have ever heard the names of all the pets being said so much. Neopets is just a topic i read about more then I listen to XD so all the names of the pets got so strange after like the third time you said them XD
Hahah Omg I work at a Good Will and my favorite pets right now is Hissi ( i don't mark up tho) Hissis are based off of Quetzalcoatl (wingd serpent deity) so Wing hands- and both my Hissis are just a little evil lol
The Grundo slander...plz my stupid son is cute, just ignore the grippers he’s naked okay. Give him shoes.
I would love to know your thoughts on the faerie festival and I want to be neofriends too lol
fox news anchor for kacheeks is seered into my frontal lobe
I don’t even play neopets but I’m watching the whole thing immediately lol
41:05 oh god no plz he’s staring straight at me😭
i clicked this with the speed of... idk the winning poogle at the poogle race
I love you.
im watching this and crocheting...
i have 4 gelerts lol i love them and one is a battledome pet
the quiggles look like those weird alien googly eye rings that you get in a party favor when you were five
As a cybunny lover I wish I could disagree, but I have to agree
quiggles look like peter griffin
Salem I love you and your videos but your ranking of Teos is criminal. Look at him! He’s just a little guy! How could anyone not like him I’m sure he loves all of us but we don’t deserve that. He looks like he would bring me a gift basket when I move in across the hall and tell me that if I need any help moving in he’ll be happy to help. Teos are very good and I want one.
I’m sat
On defense on Buzzes to me they look like snake flies
Hard disagree on Gnorbus. One of my absolute favorites despite really disliking llamas and alpacas irl.
I love bugs too. Flies, eeehhh… But most bugs, I will not kill. Ticks and mosquitos can go f**k themselves though.
i like blumaroos and poogles i have 6 blumaroos
Omg I think you've convinced me to play this shit again lmao. I used to as a kid when it first came out and the nostalgia bug has bitten me. Also I could listen to you insult fiction creatures for hours you're hilarious. Love ya!
Lennies can't get no love :(
I'm glad youre a chia hater too
You dissed all my bois :(
All my homies hate Poogles.
L takes