DUMBEST 5 Minute Crafts | React
Vložit
- čas přidán 2. 06. 2024
- These are so entertaining and so infuriating at the same time. Hope you enjoyed the video! Let me know what else you guys want me to react to in the comments bellow!
Socials & Merch: linktr.ee/Kallmekris - Zábava
If you guys like the reaction videos feel free to let me know what you want me to react to next! ❤️ love yah!
people who cook food in a different/weird way!
I dont relly care do what you want do
Amazing, there very funny to 😆
food life hacks maybe?
You’re my favourite CZcams
Could y'all imagine Kris making a character that follows 5 minute crafts like religiously?🤣
That would be amazing
@@Danika4321 amen
That would be awesome
That would be Karen or debra 😂👌
@@angelofdarkness9547 but there’s already a Karen and Debra!!!! Now what? Maybe Susan
“I had an existential identity crisis this afternoon, REBECCA! So I don’t need your judgement!”
HOW THE HELL did you know my name? That seriously freaked me out😂
I was just coming to say the exact same thing! I felt so called out 🤣
Me (Rebecca): what the fudge did i do this time!!!! *hyperventilating*
Same.
I was literally coming to say the same thing too!!!
Guys it’s been two years and now,
Kris has a bf,
She has a best friend,
She has 10 million subscribers,
She does haunted stuff
She has a podcast,
She has 13 billion characters,
And finally she is truly auntie Kris!!
You have come a long long way! I love you so much Kris!!
Kris: *gets mad at how 5-minute crafts makes paper airplanes*
Also Kris: * a g r e s s I v e l y makes a paper airplane*
The way they did it makes sense, because they balanced the weight of the planes body so it would glide further. Which is cool, but still pointless in a park when it flys off on an updraft.
“Looks like she’s gonna get possessed within the next 2-4 business days..”🤣 I don’t know why, but that cracked me up! Love ya Kris! 💕
Ah yes but the possession will only be shipped after the 2-4 business days ._. Shipping is so trustworthy :D
😹
@@arabel-was-dreaming xD
@@debramorgan4784 the FUCK that is english Dambass
Ohio.
Kris: "disgusting mouth gum"
Me: I shall say that all day every day to EVERYONE.
At least I am not the only one with the notest hair here
Kris going “Where are your lids??” With a face of SHEER disappointment, made me genuinely laugh out loud a tad😂 Thank you Kris for being a smile to a genuinely depressed, ADHD struggling, and a bunch of other crap gal😂🙌💖
I heard that as "Where are your kids?" and read it like that lol 🤣🤣😭
Lol 😂
On the topic of lids... I did find those silicone stretch covers for a few bucks in different sizes at Target. So I don't need balloons.
“The ONE time they’re using a bowl, they’re trying to poison you!!”😂😂😂
😂
Lol
And then she asks why arent they using bowls😂
5 Mins crafts are dumber then me Xd
"First of all, it looks like she was marked by a demon and is going to get possed in 2 to 4 business days"
I'm dead 🤣 You're hilarious!
@🐺wolf🐺 Hi
I’m kallmekris and u can kallmekris will NEVER get old.
YUP
So right
Lol
For sure
Trueee
How the girl was eating a ketchup sandwich and how she dramatically threw it made me burst out laughing at the same time with Kris 🤣🤣🤣
i love so much how she gives us compliments every video
So if you spill water on your “power bar”, all you need is a time machine, a shoe box, and an Exacto Knife! Simple!
Don’t forget a Zebra
@@lJustSilentl and the heart of a T-Rex
@@CharliGill09 And the left leg of a gorilla
Exactly!
@@lJustSilentl *and the kid in my basement*
“That’s salmonella in a bowl, The one time they use a bowl they’re trying to poison you” omg 🤣 🤣🤣🤣
Her reactions are priceless
her reactions are hilarious. exactly how i feel 😂
Same here! I love these reaction videos.
Kind of cool to look back and see how far you have come, Kris! Mad respect, Lady!😊
kris: “i like your hair that way keep it that way”
bald people: “am i a joke to you?”
Literally my reaction
My reaction:
ı was going to say that lol
lol
Anyone she was talking about their eyebrows, or body hair!
Kris: Who paints on a carpet?!
Me: *gets flashbacks of Riley painting on pillows and carpet to express Janet*
Lol
LOL
That's Mah Bestie!
It took me 3 hours to do my hair, finally someone noticed 😂😅
absolutely love this video .. her reactions were great and hilarious. these types of videos always kill me because who's actually using them and who comes up with them ha-ha
I still need to know what to do with the 0.5% of my toilet that’s made out of ramen
I recommend committing aliven't to your sink
Ok
LMAO-
lol
😂
"The one time they use a bowl, they're trying to poison you."
lmao I love Kris's commentary sm
also why is no one talking about her makeup it's stunning
8:27 dude, a heart is honestly one of the easiest shapes to make in a latte. you brew your espresso shots and you steam your milk first. then you add your shots to the cup. then you start pouring the steamed milk in the center. once you’ve poured about half of your steamed milk into the cup, quickly move toward the edge of the cup as you pour. it’ll be a shitty heart at first, but that’s how you do it
"I like your hair that way"
Me who hasn't brushed my hair in 3 days due to being way too sick to actually deal with: sure
“It looks like she was marked by a demon, and she’s gonna get possessed.” That part killed me!
-in two to four business days-
Followed by that short clip, i shat pants hahahah
Omg sameee
If it killed you maybe you're the demon
OMG 189 likes!!! Thank you!! 😁
Kris: "love your hair!"
Me: **hair is a mess** "why thank you :')"
sameee
Sameee she’s simply a quee
II just woke up I have b3d hair
Sameee
My hair is wet 🤣
Idk about the vacuum part, but the water and latex paint on carpet works. I spilled latex pain on my carpet and drowned it in water and wiped it up with a paper towel and it was good as new.
Side note, (as far as I know) THIS ONLY WORKS WITH LATEX PAINT! (And probably watercolors since their water soluble)
This 5 minute crafts woman has the most chaotic life. If they stitched all the segments together to form a storyline, i would watch the heck outta that.
Kris: "your hair looks nice"
Me: with a messy bun, not brushed in 2 days
Me: Thank you
I feel this. Mine hasn’t but cut or redyed in MONTHS. I have also not brushed my hair in days and it is currently hanging out in a clip
Lol same
Literally same. ive been sick and havent done anything
I didn't brush mine in like a year-
Same I just leave mine in for a week 😂
Kris: " I like what you did with your hair"
Bald people: 👁👄👁
LOLLL I KNOW RIGHT MY HAIR WAS LIKE BLOWING LIKE HECK LOLLLL
Hahahahahahahaha
Bahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahaahhahahahahahahahahahhahahhahahhahahahahhahhahahhah this made me laugh 😂
I WAS GONNA SAY THAT
PUEBES
After watching so many 5 min crafts for our entertainment, Kris really deserves all the subscribers.
3:00 WHEN SHE TOOK OFF THE PAPER TOWEL IT DIDNT EVEN HAVE ANYTHING ONE IT 😭😭
“Your’e hair looks nice that way”
Me knowing full well that this is recorded and that she can’t see my hair: “Oh Thanks”
wdym ofcourse she can
Same
Kris: you're hair looks nice that way
(Me which just cut my hair): 👁👄👁
Me (who is bald) : 👀👀👀
Same
Kiris: “I love what u did with ur hair!”
That one puebes dude:
I’m the new aged teletubbies.
fear his flying PUEB
@@YourAverageLightUser YES
im a puebes man
PUEBES
@OLIVIA HUDDLESTON ik that lmao I just said the puebes dude for fun but ty for telling me
I got a horrible haircut a few days before watching this video and her compliment just made my day. Please keep complimenting us in videos
The fact that she is complementing her self is just amazing
“She’s gonna get possessed in the next 2-4 business days”this had me crying 😂
Same 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I love your name and your pic! DOBBY IS A FREE ELF HE HAS NO MASTER
@@kerlindakhongsit9233 ty!
Aka 25 centuries and then you don’t get what you ordered
Kris: *compliments my hair*
Me who got a haircut and even my BFFs didn’t realise i got one: *internal crying of happiness*
Omg same I just dyed my hair and the first thought in my head: "Can you read minds?!"
@@VexDoesntExist666 haha I actually cant 😂
Haha, I let me hair be curly for once, when I normally straighten it. (I have naturally curly hair, but I was bullied for it. Thanks D’Xinghar.) her complimenting it, I actually felt nice.
Awwwwww! I bet it looks wonderful!
lol im bald
As a swede I am personally offended by the putting fire to a IKEA Knife
“Your hair looks good”
I just woke up lol
Kris: “Only Gordon Ramsay… *ACHOO!”*
Me: **bursts into laughter and accidentally kicks nose with knee** *”OW!”*
HOW
How
Plssss I do this all the time lmao
@@abigailburdick5405 IDK LMAO
@@soaacademy8 I HAVE NO IDEA LOL
“WHO WAS SITTING IN THE SUN FOR 6 HOURS AND NOT MOVING A MiLImETeR?!” i’m dying of laughter rn😂😂
Subtitles: “I’m glad I’m gonna grab my a**”
Kris: “Five Minute Crafts, my a**” I think
12:13
5 finger death punch?!?! KRIS YOURE MY NEW FAVE ❤
Kris: “keep doing your hair that way it looks nice”
Me who just got a haircut:👁👄👁 aight thanks-
@kahleda crosbie lmao nice
me tooooooo
Yeah same!! And I was thinking I wanted to cut it again but now I’ve changed my mind and I like it better now thanks Kris!!
"If your cinnamon gets wet you can make it not wet." -Kris 2021
Here before this comment blows up
Best KallMeKris quote I've heard yet
That's called a kallmequote
Here before 1 k likes
7:04 the dramatic sandwich throw was beautiful
Hi Kris, I just discovered your channel and am I ever glad I did. Been binging on your videos and really enjoying them. You are so quick-witted and your reactions and comments are hysterical. Thank you for sharing your wonderful talents! And Kevin - what a sweetie and a handsome guy!
The cooking ramen in its packet is acutely doable, people in prison do it, and the bag isn’t effected by the water
Cooking ramen's for dumb people - IT'S ALREADY COOKED! What's more, IT'S DELICIOUS CRUNCHY! Just crush it up (in the package to minimize mess) pour a little water on it, add HALF a seasoning packet, and you gotta delicious, satisfying meal! :o)
So the innocent looking lady with the Bob haircut has done time in prison. Interesting.
@@lorieakin1771 🤣🤣🤣 I love your brain
"your hair looks good that way"
I don't brush my hair-
But ty and can we just appreciate she hearts half of the comments and how funny she is?
Dat why she my favorite-
💃🏻💃🏻✨✨
I never wanted my pots to look clean and smell like mint at the same time 😂
i just heard my neighbour scream "OH YEAH BOY!"
Kris: “your hair looks nice! Keep it that way”
Me: "I am... bald... so........ nevermind, thanks!"
WHY DO I FEEL SO BAD..I KNEW SOMEONE WAS GONNA COMMENT THIS
Hi
U have body hair raight
Or have you shaved too?
You can have imaginary hair c monnn
@@yazee08 you do realize that everyone shaves
@@existing-is-pain I have never shaved so far
@@saturnine7622 ok my bad
“I’d love a glass of that with Vodka because I can’t with this”
Your Katrina is showing Kris!
Kris: You look good, I like your hair that way. Keep doing it that way
I'm sick right now and have had the same braid in for 4 days
Torching a knife will either just discolor it if too cool, or completely destroy the tempered edge and it will never hold an edge again.
Bread is best cut by serrated edge knives, because the straight edge will crush the loaf before it gets enough pressure across the wide contact to pierce it. The serrations will focus the pressure into its points to be through it before crushing starts.
kris : i like your hair, keep doing it that way.
me: laying in bed just waking up from a 12 hour nap looking like the cookie monster on steroids, “ thank you :)”
🤣🤣🤣
Me resting with my footlong dreads pushed above my head on the pillow: aw thnx bb :')
I deadass look like an emo toddlers drawing of the sun 🌞
I'm in lockdown haven't showered for two days - thanks! ;-)
SameeeeeT^T
Can we all just appreciate that Kris not just makes us laugh but also makes us feel special
Omg the beginning when she was talking about our hair, I literally just cut my hair lol
The fact that I actually did my hair differently and she just said that it looks good is just crazy XD
Bro same !😭😭😭😂
Me to, I got so happy when she said that🙃
I feel offended
(Im bald)
And I dyed my hair red yesterday ❤❤
@@sliper_m.g4678 hahaha I’m sorry 😂
Me last night: “I’m gonna braid my hair so it is curly tomorrow.” Kris: “I like your hair that way.”
I took a shower so u couldn't even see my hair, maybe I should go bald 👀
Are we the same person i did that same thing Lol
I short hair (shorter than kris) and i have a shi- how do you call that uhmm idk just ponytail but then just on top of my head. So it kinda looks like i have a weird palm tree on my head
Lol I braided my hair and then watched this video 😂😂😂
Same lol
The slow eye open when trying to remember how to make a paper air plane got me 😆😆 thank u for making these videos
Kris anytime 5 minute crafts when they do something wrong or stupid w/ food: Cancer!!!
I love the fact that her voice goes to Riley and back to her regularly voice. She made my day
I think you mean Janet?
Kris's acting is better than the entire 5 minute craft's acting combined
Yup
And no1 can change my mind bout that
If you combine 5 minute craft's acting, it gets worse, not better
Hey when she said I “im going to sue you” what does it sound like
Tru
hahahahaha hisariassssssssssss nuwce
Okay so I’m just rewatching these a whole year later because I wanted to, right? I forgot the intro. I am sitting here watching just as I skip the ads and enjoying her presence. Then the complimentary compliment for this video was how we did our hair today…..I am in full cosplay, except I took off the wig an hour ago. I am still in the outfit. I did not take my hair out of its bald-like shape. On the floor, wheezing. This made my day, thank you, Kris! :)
When the girl threw the bread my husband quoted Tommy Wiseau he goes "Idid not hit her, I did not" 😂
Kris: “I like what you did with your hair, keep doing it like that”
**me who cut my hair like hers because I love her hair so much** …thank you kris 🌝
Ok that's just wholesome- but nice lol
That's wholesome. Love it
*obama meme*
And I just got back from getting mine cut
Karen
“You know what you do CaSsAnDrA, you do the dishes!”
THE FACT SHE BROUGHT UP MY FAVORITE SONG AND BAND! ❤ definitely the best. 6:48
Kris: I like your hair
Mr. Clean: 👁👄👁
“your hair looks nice like this today”
me who laying in my bed and haven’t brushed my hair in like a week and a half:
“why thank you it took a lot of work”
Lol
honestly I just did my hair after a week lol
Short hair, no problems
#relatabal
Same here
“Somebody is trying to sabotage this woman! "
I died at this 😂
Yes
I don't know how but EVERY SINGLE TIME I watch kris my day goes to a 9 to a 10000000 she is genuinely so fricking NICE 😊
15:50 little life hack from me: if your bread is so old that you cant even cut it, throw that shit away
Kris: “I had an existential identity crisis this afternoon REBECCA I don’t need your judgement”
Me - called Rebecca and having just came off a 8 hour shift at McDonald’s wanting to relax:👁👄👁
Rip 😭
Yea REBECCA Lmaoo
Hi name buddy!!!! 😁 Great name btw….
PLSSS
PLZZZZ LMAO
kris: "i like ur hair, keep it that way"
the bald viewers:
They prob have fuz
Lol
Oop
Dang that hit me hard 😂🤣🤪
PFFt-
Kris: your hair looks good
Me, with severe bedhead: 🥰
As someone in a culinary class that crepe one made me scream
“I clean a dish, in order to use it- I don’t pour BOILING hot water into a plastic bag to make CANCER NOODLES”
-Kris 2021
Lol
Yes, words spoken by a GENIUS
Cancer noodlessss
Kris: "You did something with your hair-"
Me : **On the toilet confused if she can see me**
Oh my same
Me too im watching this now on the toilet
Fun fact :- people watch 5 minute crafts to only insult and roast them and not to actually use them irl
the compliment at the start imagine someone doesnt have hair 💀
Kris: "I like what you did with you're hair"
Me who actually just got it cut: "Finally someone notices!"
:D
Sam3
I like it
I dyed my hair lol 😂 same situation but slightly different
The bald guy: well Frick you too
I love kris's videos. It is so funny how she gets so mad at what 5 minutes does like that paper air plane it's just so funny.😂 Kris makes me laugh every time I watch her.❤
5 minutes crafts: Spends like 3 or 4 minutes making an overcomplicated mindfuck paper airplane
Kris: just speedruns making a paper airpline in 17 seconds
💜
Kris: “ I like your hair like that”
Bald people: you makin fun of me rn 🤨
the one day i do something with my hair she says that. Im dead :)
Oh no
my computer froze at 8:59 and its so funny cuz theres all the suspense and then BAM kris gotta wait even longer to sneeze lol
the thing about how dumb putting the money inside the pens, is that most people would definitley forget it is there
Bruh the funniest part was the egg part where she goes "who can crack an egg perfectly while sneezing? Gordan can" like I died at that part who else did too🤣🤣
Me to
“I like your hair, keep doing it that way.”
Bald people: *am I a joke to you?*
Lol oof
Bruh moment HAHAHAHHA
@@kyoheiteves3979 HAHAH
Poor bald ppl.
@@wolfie6899 fr tho
Kallmekris always has something bad to say about 5min crafts. Love her
Kris… you look like you’re a jail bird with that shirt, and you belong there…because you stole my heart!
Btw, this was off the top of my head❤❤
kris: “i like your hair that way keep it that way”
me: *gets a haircut the day before*
Im sure you still look nice 👩🦲
yea i literally cut my hair a few hours befire watching this video... I feel watched-
lol my hairs a mess
Same😔😔
Me too lmao
Kris with the comb killed me. Just: Oh they gonna back comb it? she looked so excited and happy.
Then the video frickin pulls out a rubber band and Kris looks at the camera like: The fuck is this shit....
We need a counter of how many ‘stop it!’s were said by Kris
When you said"I love your hair,keep doing it that way!"I actually got my hair cut today
Kris: “Keep doing your hair like that I like it!”
Me: *sitting on the toilet at 3am*
and I m wheezing 😩🙏🏻 seeing this comment
Bahhhh
I’m wearing a bonnet haha
Nice 😀
when she said her compliment in the beginning about how our hair looks nice and too keep it this way, my heart almost broke. I just cut my hair and started to come out of the closet. Not many people in my family like my hair, they judge it or say passive aggressive things. I like my hair, but too hear rude, and un-accepting things said from my family and people I think highly of, it really lowers my self esteem. Too hear her complimenting it and telling me too keep it that way makes me feel less insecure and more safe, so thank you Kris, you don't know how much that helped me.
I’m so proud of you. You can do this.
awe God bless you! I'm so sorry to hear that!! I hope that you know that you are beautiful and loved and supported by God and many other people! I'm sorry that you get told all these rude things!
Hiya. Just saw this comment. Sorry, I know the video is old but I wanted you to know that my family is like this too. I’m straight but my 15 year old daughter is Pan and I defend her against the bigots fiercely. If your doesn’t that breaks my heart. That not how a Momma is supposed to love her kiddos. It’s one thing to be a teaching Momma, with things like teaching responsibility and such…. But not loving your child for who they are, is just sad. Being pan isn’t her choice nor is it something she could or should change. It’s literally who she is. I love her no matter what and will support and defend her against ignorance to my last breath. I want you to Janie that you will find people who love and support you, even if they aren’t in your life yet. One way to look at things is that those are the people who were put in your life, not the ones you choose…. And you do have the right to distance if not remove the toxic uncaring ones, if need be. For some reason there’s such a negative connotation on taking care of one’s mental and emotional health and that means putting distance and healthy boundaries in unhealthy relationships. So from a Momma Bear Ally, if your family can’t be kind and decent and love you the way love should be then make a family that does! You’ll see, you will have that family, you just might have to build it. I know that doesn’t stop the hurt that they’ve caused…. But remember- this is a them problem, not a you problem. It’s not your responsibility to fix it for them nor could you. It’s on them….. plus karma’s a b!¥€#… so some day they’ll probably have to deal with such judgement for something they didn’t choose either. Perfect example…. I know a mean awful woman (met her when I was a PTA mom) who was judgmental and awful. She became disabled and all her family does is judge her, tell her to just suck it up and she can do better and all that. Eventually we all get what we give. So hopefully those thoughts / insights help you. And just know that it’s gonna be ok. You may feel alone and times but you aren’t alone. ❤️ And on behalf of the people in your life that are behaving this way…. I’ll say what they should say to you, I’m sorry.
i'm really sorry about that!
Omg im so so sorry for you, but i support you 1000000%!!!