IS THIS WHY GIRLS DON'T WANT TO DATE US SHORT KINGS?!?

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  • čas přidán 7. 09. 2024
  • EP 107: In this episode we open up by talking about Maru's interesting experience with and Uber Driver and how she lost all faith in men in less than 3 minutes... We go on to talk about if we think it's weird for people to keep pictures of them and their exes ESPECIALLY when they're currently in a NEW RELATIONSHIP. We wrap up the podcast by asking the girls if they would ever date a guy shorter than them and if the guys would ever want to date or approach a girl that is significantly taller than them. HOPE YA'LL ENJOY!!!! :D
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Komentáře • 611

  • @m.d.k.reacts3099
    @m.d.k.reacts3099 Před rokem +1559

    The irony of nick and sage arguing about what flying is while dressed as buzz and woody is HILARIOUS!!😂

    • @LightskinKingSimp
      @LightskinKingSimp Před rokem +68

      I really wanted nick to say “they aren’t flying they’re falling with style”

    • @andrewnguyen1716
      @andrewnguyen1716 Před rokem +27

      I WAS WAITING FOR THEM TO REALIZE IT IM GLAD OTHERS NOTICED TOO

    • @cosmiccookies1215
      @cosmiccookies1215 Před 5 měsíci

      Falling with style

  • @nubiavergara19
    @nubiavergara19 Před rokem +1618

    I love that Sean reassures Maru and low key protects her lol like he tells her your not alone and makes her feel better 😊 such a good friend ❤️

    • @tanayageorge220
      @tanayageorge220 Před rokem +73

      THISS hes a real one it doesn’t go unnoticed

    • @ten10dae96
      @ten10dae96 Před rokem +15

      I mean they family, they jus like that

    • @lizbvth
      @lizbvth Před rokem +8

      @@ten10dae96 yeah this and he grew up around sisters he’s talked abt it

  • @alwayskim4901
    @alwayskim4901 Před rokem +1486

    sean is the best thing that happened to maru in this podcast. her defender and all. he's literally the only one nick like respects respects hahaha

    • @kimthv5
      @kimthv5 Před rokem +95

      He respects all his friends, he just has different types of friendships

    • @xovicc9426
      @xovicc9426 Před rokem +145

      no fr😭 when Maru kept getting all the questions wrong Shawn was like “it’s okay j wouldn’t have gotten them either” knowing damn well h knew the answers LMAO

    • @kirbycola7
      @kirbycola7 Před rokem +27

      Yeah she used to get more backup in older eps, not sure what happened lol

    • @rohankhubchandani3694
      @rohankhubchandani3694 Před rokem +9

      @@kirbycola7 everyone lost patience i guess

    • @kirbycola7
      @kirbycola7 Před rokem +21

      @@rohankhubchandani3694 I see that, making her the butt of the joke constantly is different though lmaoo

  • @maritzavargas517
    @maritzavargas517 Před rokem +683

    no because 1:33:20 where Nick said he felt good after Maru said she still feels just as protected by him that she does with like Sean is so cute. I love their friendship 🫶🏼💗

  • @ashleymorales4295
    @ashleymorales4295 Před rokem +965

    I’m waiting for Viet to roll up to Maru’s crib with flowers and a Glock on Valentine’s Day😂😂😂

  • @mugiwaradevoted
    @mugiwaradevoted Před rokem +602

    I really want Sean to be on every episode 😭😭 rlly enjoy the vibe he brings

    • @kimthv5
      @kimthv5 Před rokem +20

      Him and Christine are the logical ones

    • @mugiwaradevoted
      @mugiwaradevoted Před rokem +2

      @@kimthv5 fr but also lowk the most emotionally intelligent still too

  • @leslym8294
    @leslym8294 Před rokem +1356

    Ever since Sage got a girlfriend he’s had more energy in the podcasts 😂❤️

    • @yddr14na
      @yddr14na Před rokem +104

      crying in the club fr

    • @xovicc9426
      @xovicc9426 Před rokem +59

      @@juliechristine4217 he’s talked about it recent pods and posted a vid of them kissing on his if story a while ago😭 never dropped any names tho

    • @eli_n29
      @eli_n29 Před rokem +22

      @@juliechristine4217 he literally mentioned his gf in the first bit of the pod💀

    • @serenacardinal9145
      @serenacardinal9145 Před rokem +18

      @@xovicc9426 in one podcast devin told him to keep it that way lmfao makes sense though I’d hate my relationship to be online too

    • @heather5268
      @heather5268 Před rokem +3

      @@yddr14na just like me fr

  • @Zanny_lb7
    @Zanny_lb7 Před rokem +783

    Give Maru a raise. She’s the jokester

  • @stevietrujillo9356
    @stevietrujillo9356 Před rokem +125

    “she ain’t going nowhere” SAGE SO WHOLESOME im so happy for him

  • @vivikasandoval5681
    @vivikasandoval5681 Před rokem +665

    Y’all should do a that 70s show theme podcast!🫣

  • @andymym7577
    @andymym7577 Před rokem +553

    5:20 Maru: “it doesn’t taste like bird meat it taste like…
    Nick: “chicken like teriyaki chicken”
    Sage: “that is a bird”
    Nick: 👁👄👁
    I’m dead😂😂

  • @ivancharrez3580
    @ivancharrez3580 Před rokem +481

    #JusticeForMaru not ever having a valentines is unacceptable🤦🏻💯, but her forgetting Nicks gesture is unacceptable as well so I can’t even defend her🤣💙

  • @jocelynyahaira
    @jocelynyahaira Před rokem +634

    5:18 nick be having maru moments and everyone overlooks it #justiceformaru

  • @elisanchez4520
    @elisanchez4520 Před rokem +98

    They be dogging Maru all the time but she actually makes everything 10x funnier and a lot of their jokes are off of something maru says

  • @forpolemylarge8684
    @forpolemylarge8684 Před rokem +112

    Sage defending chicken being able to fly as buzz lightyear just hits on so much levels...makes up for the fact nick misses the chance to say chickens cant fly...they fall with style @ 5:48

  • @ummokay8782
    @ummokay8782 Před rokem +562

    I’m ready for my weird therapy session

  • @toyapryce5897
    @toyapryce5897 Před rokem +75

    the way that sebastian ignores all of marus request to take things out or flashback LMAOOO

  • @brittanyolvera9134
    @brittanyolvera9134 Před rokem +181

    i love that christine is using the alien hands this whole podcast 😂😂

  • @kkesangg
    @kkesangg Před rokem +158

    LMAOOOO THE PART WHEN DEVIN MADE FUN OF MARU WITH THE GUN

  • @stephaniemartinez490
    @stephaniemartinez490 Před rokem +137

    yall should do a FRIENDS theme for cynthia whenever she comes back

  • @m.briget4266
    @m.briget4266 Před rokem +47

    nick really knows how to make a girl mad sometimes but then also like he’s so adorable 😭

  • @mixte425
    @mixte425 Před rokem +181

    this episode was too funny sage and dev were extra unhinged and I love it

  • @jocelynyahaira
    @jocelynyahaira Před rokem +126

    christine looks so precious

  • @milyreyes3810
    @milyreyes3810 Před rokem +54

    2:13 the amount of times i replayed sage making fun of maru😭😭😭

  • @adamarilopez828
    @adamarilopez828 Před rokem +39

    Sage and Devin being in sync mocking how chickens fly 😭😭

  • @Carla-bk3zu
    @Carla-bk3zu Před rokem +77

    Maru had me crying this podcast she’s so cute

  • @nubiavergara19
    @nubiavergara19 Před rokem +99

    Maru, Sean is right you gotta have a strong mind around the boys lmao they love to clown you 😭😭😭 I also think your so smart and always doubt yourself like the example of the lamb and sheep or when you were naming Nani from Lilo & Stitch 😭😭

  • @marleyismydog2175
    @marleyismydog2175 Před rokem +56

    1:46:04 when Maru said that I died of laughter because I thought the same thing since the beginning of the the podcast when devin showed his costume 😭😭🤣
    Also loved this podcast so much! ❤

  • @anthonynevarez318
    @anthonynevarez318 Před rokem +85

    The quick cut of sage saying he didn’t get a bear 29:10-29:19😂😂😂😂

  • @mme16
    @mme16 Před rokem +70

    Is it just me or is Maru actually so innocent 😭

    • @skippy3440
      @skippy3440 Před rokem +18

      i feel the same but then she talks about doing shrooms 😭

    • @mme16
      @mme16 Před rokem +6

      aside from drug and alcohol use…but who not doin that💀

  • @Melon.40
    @Melon.40 Před rokem +44

    1:33:20 Nick looks so happy when Maru said that she feels protected

  • @nashireillustrationshiatus7602

    Ayy Nick, don't drop your crown, on your way up king 👑 We appreciate how you make the podcast look cleaner the more love you get. The thumbnail layout. Simple three triangle layout's effective, with segment's energy captured in three reactions, with a catchy asf tagline at the top.
    Good stuff. Cheering you on from England, Jefe 👊🏽🔥🔥

  • @toastybread9267
    @toastybread9267 Před rokem +61

    “AND PUDGY” HAS ME DEADDD

  • @UVEXYZ
    @UVEXYZ Před rokem +21

    They are telling her she sucks at telling jokes in the most respectful & supportive way 😂

  • @ten10dae96
    @ten10dae96 Před rokem +13

    This group is so real, like i thankful their around my age,telling me and sharing me their experiences and how to handle, y’all keep it up, W PODCAST

  • @Kelvin-vd4zv
    @Kelvin-vd4zv Před rokem +180

    are we just finna gloss over cynthia being nick's first love??

    • @kimthv5
      @kimthv5 Před rokem +54

      It’s been out there for awhile

    • @knns.roomss
      @knns.roomss Před rokem

      BITCH WHAT

    • @hana.ana1
      @hana.ana1 Před rokem +23

      @@kimthv5 I never thought they were serious about it tho 😭😭

    • @kimthv5
      @kimthv5 Před rokem +16

      @@hana.ana1 LMFAOO i don’t think it was ever a serious thing, just like a little silly crush or like an attraction

    • @wondieanded9171
      @wondieanded9171 Před rokem +18

      right??? like i knew but didn’t think it was this serious lol i lowkey wonder if that’s why she’s not really on the podcast or hanging out around them anymore since her man’s might feel some kind of way about nick liking her in the past

  • @jenn_fromtheblock
    @jenn_fromtheblock Před rokem +29

    1:46:55
    not maru saying “i was about to go off” 😭 girl was cooking, y’all should’ve let her speak

  • @georginabravo694
    @georginabravo694 Před rokem +65

    Maru always has me cackling 😭

  • @estrellabarron7705
    @estrellabarron7705 Před rokem +99

    1:20:25 Maru talking over nick, Nick:”Now I’m getting interrupted” 😂😂

  • @brittanyolvera9134
    @brittanyolvera9134 Před rokem +25

    nick: “ ive been with tall women”
    sage and devin: 😗👀
    💀💀💀

  • @gabrielflores2344
    @gabrielflores2344 Před rokem +266

    I feel bad for Maru honestly she’s been made fun of almost the entire pod

  • @landynroyal3632
    @landynroyal3632 Před rokem +76

    IM SO READY!!!! I LOVE EVERY WEEK WHEN WE GET A PODCAST

  • @isarose00
    @isarose00 Před rokem +7

    1:05:51 “you’re so young why are you trying so hard” sean coming back is the best thing they’ve ever donnnnne

  • @nubiavergara19
    @nubiavergara19 Před rokem +29

    Maru you should start gaslighting Nick 😂😂

  • @katbishop2100
    @katbishop2100 Před rokem +21

    christine and maru are the cutest people ever 😭😭❤️

  • @bernardong460
    @bernardong460 Před rokem +54

    yk it's about to be lit when they have costumes lol. Got me smiling the whole podcast 🤣

  • @madisonramnath3553
    @madisonramnath3553 Před rokem +32

    they should do a Phineas and Ferb theme!

    • @ashley3801
      @ashley3801 Před rokem +2

      Or the original Teen Titans! That’ll be dope asf 🥲🥹

    • @koryboyle5627
      @koryboyle5627 Před rokem +1

      @@ashley3801 they all ready did that theme they just didn’t have a cyborg costume for some reason

  • @shanr1701
    @shanr1701 Před rokem +26

    Sage really be making me cry laugh🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 just so naturally funny

  • @lizah1686
    @lizah1686 Před rokem +26

    Maru was about to go crazy at the end😂🔥

  • @coachgabb
    @coachgabb Před rokem +21

    im sitting in the library struggling not to laugh out loud bc maru doesnt know us history 😂

  • @emilypascal4016
    @emilypascal4016 Před rokem +29

    maru is the cutest 😭

  • @GavinBose
    @GavinBose Před rokem +35

    Nicks story’s are funny asf😭

  • @panicbih
    @panicbih Před rokem +27

    whos gonna tell them halal food isn’t a dish but actually food that muslims can eat (its like what kosher food is for jews)😭😭

    • @yasminahdasylva3319
      @yasminahdasylva3319 Před rokem +1

      Bro I was gonna say 😭😭I came over from the audio to check the comments ngl.

  • @genuinetallguy6318
    @genuinetallguy6318 Před rokem +11

    Christine and Sage faces when Devin yells to Nick that the tissues are right here by the bed....lol damn...also Maru leans out of the camera view behind Nick...🤣

  • @kaitlin1645
    @kaitlin1645 Před rokem +34

    theres no way we wouldnt notice nick not liking cynthia😭 we been knew

  • @kathytorres8913
    @kathytorres8913 Před rokem +38

    Love the different themes every episode 😊

  • @devinityebanks4419
    @devinityebanks4419 Před rokem +16

    where can I get me a girl like maru, her humor/personality is 10/10 and she’s fine?!?

  • @qu8083
    @qu8083 Před rokem +15

    Bro marus big Ed joke and rap at the end😭 shes so funny ❤

  • @imxngie
    @imxngie Před rokem +15

    1:00:07 the fact that they jumped at the same time 😭 got me crying of laughter like nick 😭😭

  • @vanessasilgado8462
    @vanessasilgado8462 Před rokem +8

    Sage “she ain’t going no where” that was so cute

  • @gge1146
    @gge1146 Před rokem +38

    Why was this whole episode was an attack on Maru?😭😭

    • @AilinLabbe
      @AilinLabbe Před rokem +10

      Ikr spread #justiceforemaru

  • @MadMax-ui3tw
    @MadMax-ui3tw Před rokem +14

    Nick is so valid for that Cynthia crush

  • @giriboysgf
    @giriboysgf Před rokem +12

    If I were christine in between sage and devin I’d never be able to catch a breath 😭😭😭

  • @katieurena
    @katieurena Před rokem +32

    It was already 8 and I was like no way Nick isn’t posting a podcast episode today. One week is feeling like too long😭

  • @dianaponce631
    @dianaponce631 Před rokem +15

    In every friend group, you always have a slow ass friend and in this situation, we all know who it is. Lmao 🤣

  • @kasper2917
    @kasper2917 Před rokem +40

    1:23:25 funniest moment on this week's podcast by far i audibly laughed out loud🤣🤣🤣

  • @takari6565
    @takari6565 Před rokem +20

    Maru is showing out this episode 😭😭😭

  • @kathytorres8913
    @kathytorres8913 Před rokem +52

    44:15 this part had me laughing so hard 🤣

  • @keliya
    @keliya Před rokem +9

    i CANNOT wait to fully watch this when i wake up tomorrow. i’m maaaaad tired right now

  • @zavia973
    @zavia973 Před rokem +4

    Not Maru making jokes and diss tracks🤣 yall always give me serotonin when I need it

  • @eylesjack784
    @eylesjack784 Před rokem +43

    Am I the only one who feels a bit sad that Nick liked Cynthia but it wasn't mutual? 😅 I was low-key shipping them this entire time

  • @jocelynyahaira
    @jocelynyahaira Před rokem +10

    sages head in that costume is crazy

  • @lexis.k7622
    @lexis.k7622 Před rokem +15

    this podcast was worth every last of my brain cells

  • @lewiscarlyle4397
    @lewiscarlyle4397 Před rokem +30

    I love watching everyone change over the years

  • @eliotharrington2362
    @eliotharrington2362 Před rokem +16

    maru's uber story is wild shi had me dying

  • @anonymous-vr3kd
    @anonymous-vr3kd Před rokem +19

    i was watching a podcast from like five months ago and i think nick asked someone egirls or eyeladys and she fell for it LMAO

  • @joseex87
    @joseex87 Před rokem +8

    i get second hand embarrassment from maru 😭, that shit be top 10 funny moments tho 😂😂

  • @Sofia-hl8zi
    @Sofia-hl8zi Před rokem +26

    sage has been unhinged recently and i love it

  • @noeldifre7074
    @noeldifre7074 Před rokem +11

    I did not think I could laugh continuously for 2 hours, best video I have watched by far😂😂😂

  • @Mariihelguera
    @Mariihelguera Před rokem +8

    the fastest they’ve ever signed into a video yall !😭

  • @Yesorelse
    @Yesorelse Před rokem +7

    Sorry the bit with maru’s jokes at the end had me in stitches that was some funny shit

    • @Yesorelse
      @Yesorelse Před rokem +1

      1:41:43 I played this part so many times fr

  • @anondd92
    @anondd92 Před rokem +4

    LMAOOO at 43:10 christine was talking for like a minute and nobody listening 😂

  • @toastybread9267
    @toastybread9267 Před rokem +18

    The costumes this episode were tooo good

  • @sierrarandolph8436
    @sierrarandolph8436 Před rokem +7

    One thing I hate when other girls call me is sweetheart… like it makes me furious for no reason 😤 😂

  • @dobbywobbyes7978
    @dobbywobbyes7978 Před rokem +13

    this podcast was so hilarious so many laughs 😭😭 i always do my nails as i watch the podcasts

  • @anonymous-vr3kd
    @anonymous-vr3kd Před rokem +15

    devin dressed as elmo 😭

  • @pablopanesso1057
    @pablopanesso1057 Před rokem +6

    You guys missed an opportunity to say “chickens don’t fly, they’re falling with style.”
    COME ON GUYS

  • @wendyreyes98
    @wendyreyes98 Před rokem +7

    Why Devin look like he had Speedo’s on when he stood up in the beginning Lmfaoo

  • @leahb8070
    @leahb8070 Před rokem +29

    love how it cuts to christine dying 😭 32:09

  • @caitlynnichols1490
    @caitlynnichols1490 Před rokem +4

    Why does it look like Devin does the doll blink at 2:05 after he says “I’m little Bo peep” lol

  • @gissellesanchez1225
    @gissellesanchez1225 Před rokem +5

    maru with the “easy ☝🏼” 🤣❤️

  • @joelcirilo3577
    @joelcirilo3577 Před rokem +6

    23:48 sage me laughing even tho the joke ended already😂😂😂

  • @winteryunaz4255
    @winteryunaz4255 Před rokem +10

    We need a all bloopers episode 😂❤

  • @samarmadi
    @samarmadi Před rokem +8

    love the podcast yall but DC is NOT in Virginia lol. It’s it’s own district
    I live in northern virginia and some people here might say they live in dc cause its so close. We have something we call the dmv (dc, maryland, virginia) because parts of them are so close its basically its own area

  • @mikumi1463
    @mikumi1463 Před rokem +6

    this is one of my favorite ones for sure😂 i was keeping my roommate awake by laughing at 4am

  • @ellazantout2005
    @ellazantout2005 Před rokem +9

    Maru deserve someone to love her 😭

  • @jqroz7542
    @jqroz7542 Před rokem +6

    The way they talk about sage in New York I find so hard to believe

  • @LyricWalker_
    @LyricWalker_ Před rokem +8

    ain’t gonna lie…waiting till tuesday killed me a little but i’ll get better😌

  • @breonna4306
    @breonna4306 Před rokem +7

    this was definitely in my top 3 funniest episodes

  • @tainaiyasootall
    @tainaiyasootall Před rokem +5

    25:20 I just know it glows and comes in a room AT LEAST 10 minutes after him… I love jake sully