Are You Garbage Comedy Podcast: Smoking with Mom w/ Kippy & Foley

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  • čas přidán 10. 09. 2024
  • Are You Garbage is back with Kippy and Foley for a family episode to answer your garbage questions from Patreon. Its a fun one! Thanks for watching AYG Comedy Podcast. Love youse guys. Come to a live show!
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    Comedians H. Foley and Kevin Ryan are self proclaimed GARBAGE. Each week a new stand up comedian gets put to the test.
    Steal shampoo from hotels?
    Own a George Foreman Grill?
    Ever worn JNCO Jeans?

Komentáře • 380

  • @Uncle_Duck
    @Uncle_Duck Před 10 měsíci +167

    Shout out to Kippy for coming to do this episode even though he clearly was in the middle of painting a room.

    • @matthewt3369
      @matthewt3369 Před 10 měsíci +5

      Looks like the shooting stars on Rogans ceiling in his studio

    • @samanthab1923
      @samanthab1923 Před 10 měsíci

      Where is his new house?

    • @MrPogoKlwn
      @MrPogoKlwn Před 10 měsíci +2

      Gotta help pay for that internet bill at Tuddys ... 😅😅

    • @josearellano7255
      @josearellano7255 Před 7 měsíci +2

      That head and shoulders ain’t doing the job

  • @carmen3091
    @carmen3091 Před 10 měsíci +23

    Kevin- "What's stopping you?"
    Foley- "Capital"
    Kevin- "IQ, general know how, technology, the g-damn government" lol

  • @aardeng
    @aardeng Před 10 měsíci +35

    My wife was yelling at our son today. I wasn't really listening then she said "you're jamming yourself up bubby!"😂 then she stopped and we looked each other right in the face and she said "damn it". Might be watch too much are you garbage 😅

  • @AJValentine-uc3pi
    @AJValentine-uc3pi Před 10 měsíci +17

    tobey bombing and then foley immediately bombing after him was so hilarious

  • @notavictim2007
    @notavictim2007 Před 10 měsíci +29

    “Emotionally weighted blanket” is a perfect quip 😂

  • @coreybooth6960
    @coreybooth6960 Před 10 měsíci +16

    That gusher joke not landing *chefs kiss*

  • @lilkafkaf
    @lilkafkaf Před 10 měsíci +34

    This show brings me so much joy.

  • @thomassenger9082
    @thomassenger9082 Před 10 měsíci +24

    My moms ,made me a quilt out of all my old skate board tees, school tees. It's killer . Shout out to Shirley.

    • @samanthab1923
      @samanthab1923 Před 10 měsíci +7

      That’s a good & talented mom ⭐️

    • @tstace215
      @tstace215 Před 10 měsíci +2

      Yeah, but you're not dead so thats cool

    • @grantpowell4135
      @grantpowell4135 Před 10 měsíci +1

      Shout out to your mom

  • @JoshuaBarten-qz8ql
    @JoshuaBarten-qz8ql Před 10 měsíci +72

    Big Man looking like a 80s heart throb ❤ 🗑

    • @angelotro
      @angelotro Před 10 měsíci +1

      Just needs some Ray-Bans and a brick wall behind him. 😎

    • @GoGoJuice120
      @GoGoJuice120 Před 10 měsíci +3

      Chet Masterson

  • @jeffreycarpenter1864
    @jeffreycarpenter1864 Před 10 měsíci +38

    Anyone else crack up at how fast Toby knew the most famous fat dude? 😂. He had that shit ready to go!

    • @brandonlandon4511
      @brandonlandon4511 Před 10 měsíci

      Almost like its rehearsed....

    • @XbraveheartX87
      @XbraveheartX87 Před 10 měsíci +7

      @@brandonlandon4511 what? this is never rehearsed its off the top always, its quite obvious actually.

    • @NemoBread69
      @NemoBread69 Před 10 měsíci +1

      He’s HUUUGE had me dying

    • @user-xf9zx7in2g
      @user-xf9zx7in2g Před 9 měsíci

      ​@@brandonlandon4511get outta here bozo

  • @therevern2733
    @therevern2733 Před 10 měsíci +17

    These 3 talking cars is like MC Hammer giving financial advice

  • @bobbyganeej
    @bobbyganeej Před 10 měsíci +56

    I need a family episode like Foley needs a shot of Ozempy, Kippy needs a septoplasty, and Toby needs a freshly tuned up longboard. Let’s go!

  • @MoreWhigyPlease
    @MoreWhigyPlease Před 10 měsíci +5

    That emotionally weighted blanket line by Toby was on point

  • @dbrey2635
    @dbrey2635 Před 10 měsíci +8

    Emotionally weighted blanket was great

  • @Derek.Jarvis
    @Derek.Jarvis Před 10 měsíci +2

    Toby laughing off mic is still one of my favorite things about the show. Especially after the "stagnant water" line 😂

  • @Listarded
    @Listarded Před 10 měsíci +32

    Love me a good family episode, was expecting the Steve-o one to drop tonight but a family episode is alllllright

    • @Ottophil
      @Ottophil Před 10 měsíci

      Steve o! Can’t wait. His new special is gonna be amazing

    • @chrisburton3351
      @chrisburton3351 Před 10 měsíci

      @@Ottophilhopefully

    • @Michael-jr5ie
      @Michael-jr5ie Před 10 měsíci

      Toby kept spontaneously orgasming while editing. So he needed some extra time.

  • @andrewpanciotti5518
    @andrewpanciotti5518 Před 10 měsíci +8

    Foley is crushing it in that denim loveseat cover

  • @_m_m4
    @_m_m4 Před 10 měsíci +7

    It’s episodes like this that I wonder why Toby doesn’t bring up a picture for the audience of the things the guys are talking about. As Tim Segura would say… I like, BIKES! ❤😂

  • @5cent27
    @5cent27 Před 10 měsíci +10

    Foley out here like Morty Seinfeld. Belt-less Trench coats.

    • @walzybby
      @walzybby Před 9 měsíci +1

      The executive!!

  • @ShabbaBabba
    @ShabbaBabba Před 10 měsíci +9

    I need the AYG cards and merch to come back in stock so I have gifts for my garbage family!

  • @RobBarrettgolfs
    @RobBarrettgolfs Před 10 měsíci +2

    Thanks again jelly roll killed me hahaha 😂

  • @GenX80sKid
    @GenX80sKid Před 10 měsíci +2

    E.T., Big Wheel trikes, power wheels, Mags on BmX’s, baseball cards in the spokes for motor sound effects, garbage pail kids trading cards, and rat tail haircuts, it was good times in the 80’s for a kid.

  • @jdcriswell2499
    @jdcriswell2499 Před 10 měsíci +6

    This is still my favorite podcast.
    Always enjoy.

  • @azraelpov
    @azraelpov Před 10 měsíci +1

    God Damn it, "Henry, you're too fast!" did NOT get the reaction it deserved lol

    • @capealio
      @capealio Před 10 měsíci +2

      Nothin on that?

  • @cateperry4793
    @cateperry4793 Před 10 měsíci +10

    Can somebody hand Kippy a lint roller already?

    • @FloppyKitten14
      @FloppyKitten14 Před 10 měsíci

      That's the look of the shirt

    • @caradavis8008
      @caradavis8008 Před 10 měsíci +1

      Oh dear that zoomed so far over your head it reached Mars

    • @cateperry4793
      @cateperry4793 Před 10 měsíci

      @@caradavis8008 thank you

  • @comedycrackhead
    @comedycrackhead Před 10 měsíci +61

    Its time. The boys deserve a rogan episode

    • @superMFvillain84
      @superMFvillain84 Před 10 měsíci +36

      He ain't quick enough for the boys, pass on the rogies

    • @joshbenda5659
      @joshbenda5659 Před 10 měsíci +8

      I don’t think Joe would be a great guest but I’d like to see them on JRE just so they’d get the bump

    • @jdkgcp
      @jdkgcp Před 10 měsíci +10

      Pretty sure these dudes don't care about weird conspiracy theories while half falling off their chair...when Roe Jogan just defaults to talking about himself while so high he can barely form a sentence.

    • @carmen3091
      @carmen3091 Před 10 měsíci +1

      Agreed
      There's gotta be conspiracy theories they could talk about. And Rogan's gotta have some garbage in him. Still thinking of Ms Pat's episode omg 🌟

    • @SS-wr7ik
      @SS-wr7ik Před 10 měsíci +12

      Nah the boys have successfully stayed away from politics and kept it all about comedy…don’t need rogan asking kippy his thoughts on palestine or chastising the big man for using ozempies…plus rogan wouldn’t really get the show…he’s by far the least funny one on protect our parks

  • @TeaGF
    @TeaGF Před 10 měsíci +1

    The death blanket had me laughing so loud in the middle of the night. Just rewatched and it's just as funny as the first time. "I don't need that thing walking up the stairs to get me" 😂

  • @boagski
    @boagski Před 10 měsíci +2

    When ever Foley throws shots during the intro, it’s always a good ep

  • @petecolombo
    @petecolombo Před 10 měsíci +1

    Just rewatched the Christmas episode from 2 years ago (which has 87k views) and now the boys are putting up similar numbers in less than a day. Proud of y’all boys!

  • @digitanalog
    @digitanalog Před 10 měsíci +3

    The blanket story almost killed me. Chocked on my hoagie😮

  • @DeepGreenResearch
    @DeepGreenResearch Před 10 měsíci +3

    Take em in to the tailor Foley. They’ll take care of the pants, shirts and jackets no problem. It’s a lot cheaper than you’d think too. Like $10 for a hem and $15 for a taper on the pants. $25-40 to have jackets adjusted. Takes like two-tree days

    • @samanthab1923
      @samanthab1923 Před 10 měsíci

      True, it the city there’s always a good tailor in the neighborhood. Also that short arm thing is very Irish. Alec Baldwin & Rosie O’Donnell have it.

  • @AS-bp2zr
    @AS-bp2zr Před 8 měsíci

    If you pay attention, the boys are dressing flashier than 2 years ago, when they would be wearing the same t-shirts over and over again. I'm so happy for your success. You guys truly rock! to many more years to come!

  • @ajbambino
    @ajbambino Před 10 měsíci +5

    Ayyyyyyyyye hell yeah, always a great night!
    Also you bozos crushed it last night at the late show in Chicago!

  • @queenbeeshana
    @queenbeeshana Před 10 měsíci +4

    Thank you to the boys! Busy week ahead and this is the perfect way to ease into it!

  • @ekmatt1607
    @ekmatt1607 Před 10 měsíci +3

    Chicago show was a blast guys! Glad I got to see you in that room because I know it’ll be the Chicago Theater next time!!

  • @KingoftheLizardz
    @KingoftheLizardz Před 10 měsíci +1

    Wasn't sure how I felt this morning, bit bleh, bit unmotivated and then i put on the ep and these two bozos cracking on each other in the opening put a big smile on my face. Thanks fellas

  • @ltsgoyanks
    @ltsgoyanks Před 10 měsíci +1

    Mattress convo... "don't take that tag off either..." GOLD!!!

  • @larryhooverr3
    @larryhooverr3 Před 10 měsíci +1

    Kippy opening with “Basura” lmaoo 😂

  • @ziggy814
    @ziggy814 Před 10 měsíci +2

    Tuddy in a bath with the mailman handcuffed to her bed

  • @christinafoster9937
    @christinafoster9937 Před 10 měsíci +1

    As many episodes I've seen only one time laughed harder than "you're trying your best"

  • @astreet339
    @astreet339 Před 10 měsíci +1

    Thank you guys for painting, my childhood memories each episode

  • @violentmeadow
    @violentmeadow Před 10 měsíci +3

    When I was a fat kid and my mom took me shopping, there was a "portly" section where waist was usually a larger number than the inseam.

    • @jaredwatson76
      @jaredwatson76 Před 10 měsíci

      We similarly had a ‘Husky’ section at the nearby Dunham’s (Mercer County, NJ). I just remember the creepy old salesman calling my mom ‘mother’ while pointing out fat kid clothes to try. “What do you think about this color, mother?”

  • @tannernolen15
    @tannernolen15 Před 9 měsíci

    Kippy is the first person I’ve ever met other than myself that has had the puke/salad bowl experience I did as a kid. That shit is so funny, it gives me the giggies for about an hour after time he brings it up 😂

  • @heatherrrainwater
    @heatherrrainwater Před 10 měsíci +7

    I ❤ Sunday Night with AYG!!

  • @rumorhasittunes
    @rumorhasittunes Před 10 měsíci +1

    Fresh off the saturday night rager in chicago. Best podcast ever
    I love youse guys!

  • @SycsFinest
    @SycsFinest Před 10 měsíci +7

    Love a family episode! ❤️

  • @stephtodeath86
    @stephtodeath86 Před 10 měsíci +1

    No one acknowledging Kippy's Ludacris line after the big man said "custom made" breaks my heart. I loved it.

  • @416John
    @416John Před 10 měsíci +1

    Casino. Goodfellas. Casino. Goodfellas. 😂😂😂

  • @billtron182
    @billtron182 Před 10 měsíci +2

    Damn foley!! The Andre the giant section 😂😂😂😂

  • @tekneek911
    @tekneek911 Před 10 měsíci +2

    I feel like I've know these dudes my entire life ❤😂

  • @user59371
    @user59371 Před 10 měsíci +2

    2:27 oh man, we need new guy luke on the 1’s and 2’s

  • @curtisimpson
    @curtisimpson Před 9 měsíci

    “Was the number one longer or shorter?” 🤣💀💀💀

  • @Flowstate19
    @Flowstate19 Před 10 měsíci +3

    Glad we got another one this week

  • @Lil.Drippy
    @Lil.Drippy Před 10 měsíci +1

    Kippys shirt got me whipping my screen. 😂

  • @markreedy4700
    @markreedy4700 Před 10 měsíci +3

    Got my milk ready to watch baby

  • @garrettrutkowski9430
    @garrettrutkowski9430 Před 10 měsíci +2

    McDonald’s ketchup needs as much love as the McDonald’s coke I’ll tell ya that

  • @vinmad6669
    @vinmad6669 Před 4 měsíci +1

    Walk-in 9 miles to 7-11 round trip
    To get a beer ...
    130 am ..
    . Let's go

  • @mikeadams3305
    @mikeadams3305 Před 9 měsíci

    The Brut cologne comment was one of the funniest things Kippy’s ever said😂

  • @miurasvlamborghini
    @miurasvlamborghini Před 10 měsíci +2

    I will say this, making a quilt or blanket out of old rock concert t-shirts I have seen and heard of.

    • @samanthab1923
      @samanthab1923 Před 10 měsíci

      That I’ve heard of. I keep all my sons surfing tees. Don’t know what I’ll do with them.

  • @carlssakata7349
    @carlssakata7349 Před 10 měsíci +2

    Gelly roll😂😂😂

  • @johndreker1613
    @johndreker1613 Před 10 měsíci +2

    There is a big & tall show with runway work right by them and it's rather famous. It's John F. Kennedy International Airport and they are constantly showcasing models his size all day down an outside runway. Fashion tip: Silver is in!

    • @samanthab1923
      @samanthab1923 Před 10 měsíci

      All I keep thinking about was “the Regular Guy Look” for Easy Money w/Rodney Dangerfield.

  • @Alfonz22
    @Alfonz22 Před 10 měsíci +3

    Just saw the boys in Chicawwgoo Fridee. Might have to take the bird to the upcoming Madison show.

  • @bcrow
    @bcrow Před 10 měsíci +1

    The blanket Foley got was just 2 shirts stitched together….
    Nothing on that!?!?

  • @UncleDron8
    @UncleDron8 Před 10 měsíci

    I put a 91 in the back of head when Rodman went to the bulls and was rolling a batman big wheel. LoL 😂

  • @SneakersandSocks1
    @SneakersandSocks1 Před 10 měsíci +2

    Always makes my Sundays not as bad…. Thanks boys

  • @jmmacik11
    @jmmacik11 Před měsícem

    I do have a pillow out of my moms golden retriever sweatshirt she wore around the house on the weekends. No blanket though, shout out to Patty for a thoughtful gift. You seen them shrits on him before, and that'll take you back theere. 💕

  • @nuggdoobz2294
    @nuggdoobz2294 Před 7 měsíci

    We had to rinse our hair dye out in the yard with the cold water hose , Grammy didn't want us stupid birds staining her tub/ sink with red hair dye 😂

  • @bigtuna45
    @bigtuna45 Před 10 měsíci

    1:40 Foley's cookin sounds like a cartoon monster

  • @worley3000
    @worley3000 Před 9 měsíci

    My wife is the go-to person for most crafts in our family. So far she’s made a memorial t-shirt quilt from my mom’s for my cousins(I passed on the idea), teddy bears from uniforms of fallen police officers, and a lot, I mean a lot, of memorial bears made from…baby blankets.

  • @alexandergoodman8184
    @alexandergoodman8184 Před 10 měsíci +1

    Monday morning Garbagios are awesome. Kippy and Foley for Congress 2024

  • @adriangonzalez7850
    @adriangonzalez7850 Před 10 měsíci

    @0:59 HE GOT THAT ACCENT DOWN!!! WTF SEÑOR KIPPERO?!! 😎🇲🇽

  • @nado121
    @nado121 Před 10 měsíci

    Emotionally weighted blanket 😂😂😂😂

  • @michaelbrush741
    @michaelbrush741 Před 10 měsíci +1

    🎵Playstation 2 up in the ride. Is that Lorenzo-kitted🎵
    Hope im not the only one that finished it.

  • @jizzle2036
    @jizzle2036 Před 10 měsíci

    Mom tried to tight roll my pants. Squeezin my lil kankles. i wanted to die. 😅

  • @janeandkieran
    @janeandkieran Před 10 měsíci

    I dont know much about cars, but these fellas talking about taking a door off an accord made me die laughing "youre gonna need to cut some wires"😂😂

  • @Knitting_aand_knitting_aand
    @Knitting_aand_knitting_aand Před 9 měsíci

    Your constant romanticism of "heaters" is going to break my 6yr sobriety from the cowboy killers. Makes me remember such a better time! Love it....

  • @emilycarey8180
    @emilycarey8180 Před 10 měsíci

    I have freaking Death Blankets AND Death Teddy Bears! 😂😂

  • @Dennise-George.Rowe.
    @Dennise-George.Rowe. Před 10 měsíci +1

    The fellas were, “ On Point!”

  • @xanthoussouls
    @xanthoussouls Před 10 měsíci +1

    When Kippy said “mission impossible stuff” I had a flashback to high school where me and my friends saw a larger kid none of us knew roll over a waist high wall and say that exact phrase hahaha
    Makes it exciting waiting for my patreon Q to show up each week, it’s from “Kurt Russell’s Hair Pie”

  • @only_son5040
    @only_son5040 Před 10 měsíci

    The gusher line followed by the come on! Lol killed me

  • @VonGrow
    @VonGrow Před 10 měsíci

    If you're getting a haircut in the front yard, it's definitely next to a weight bench

  • @CamBoone
    @CamBoone Před 10 měsíci

    T-bone and Foley bombing so GD hard in the bedinnjnd lol

  • @markwoods683
    @markwoods683 Před 10 měsíci +1

    HHHHHEEEEYYYY EVERYBUDDYOUTDERE!!!!!! Good to see everybody is still alive after Ms. Pat came through with some attempted murder 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @TheTrueLush
      @TheTrueLush Před 10 měsíci

      Seriously! Not sure what was funnier…her or the guys laughing so hard!

  • @julesschoony812
    @julesschoony812 Před 10 měsíci

    That pool in the front yard comment was wild.

  • @jeremydelaney1112
    @jeremydelaney1112 Před 10 měsíci

    Omfg when they talked about the death quilt i died. When my dad died 17 years ago my aunt made all the kids quilts made from his shirts. And he wore brute!!! 😂😂😂 but i love the dam thing i hang it up in my office.

  • @peternjoroge9924
    @peternjoroge9924 Před 10 měsíci +1

    T-Bone 💣💣💣 😆😆😆

  • @kyleconstable3656
    @kyleconstable3656 Před 10 měsíci

    the omlette hotel ... hahahahahaa

  • @OutlierConcepts
    @OutlierConcepts Před 10 měsíci

    "a lot of time they have...no....sense of humor"
    HE"S NOT LIEING

  • @sofianebenzaza
    @sofianebenzaza Před 10 měsíci

    If Kevin Ryan was never caught at parties by cops, it can only mean that he was the teenage informant 😂 99 Oakville road street 😂😂 51:19

  • @DavisD814
    @DavisD814 Před 10 měsíci

    Let’s fucking go boys! I’m more hopped up than Foley was in North Carolina! We needed a family episode. Don’t get me wrong. Guest episodes always rock even if I don’t know the guest. But beats the boys, homies and bozos sitting down and having a GOOOOOOOD time.

  • @GasSoakedRag
    @GasSoakedRag Před 10 měsíci

    The police scanners 😂
    My dad was always on that shit, lol. That's what you did before there was youtube.

  • @nivek1590
    @nivek1590 Před 10 měsíci +1

    Anyone else think it is funny Kippy was swimming in the same drainage ponds he threw his heaters and mountain dew bottles in.

  • @birdette79
    @birdette79 Před 10 měsíci +1

    Ulch man-shirt quilt sounds like a real live smell 😂🤢
    Someone in my family decided to turn my mom's muumuus into quilt tops for us over 20 years ago.. mine is still unfinished in the box lol 😂

  • @jaypers232
    @jaypers232 Před 10 měsíci +2

    2:27 tough break Tobes

  • @brandenburgjohnny
    @brandenburgjohnny Před 10 měsíci +2

    you guys have the best energie together! man do i enjoy this show. You guys are a class act in my book. thanks for keeping me laughing

  • @joelle.miller
    @joelle.miller Před 10 měsíci

    Got a teddy bear made from a shirt of my grandfather's. Cracking up at Kippy's reaction. Kippy 'fraid of a ghost 🎶

  • @andrewashford5617
    @andrewashford5617 Před 10 měsíci

    Bro I manufacture it all myself! We can design anything u need! And that Luda bar was crazy😂

  • @breakercassidy6946
    @breakercassidy6946 Před 10 měsíci

    I believe the bike Foley is talking about is a Schwinn Predator

  • @88laserbeam
    @88laserbeam Před 10 měsíci

    The T-shirt blanket is WILD

  • @rustincole_w1339
    @rustincole_w1339 Před 10 měsíci +1

    The boys on their Schultz outfit vibe