Watching the The Room is like watching porn, but with any sex scenes cut out. EDIT. I forgot I wrote those comment until someone wrote back. Yes I know there are sex scenes in it, that’s not the point.
Now that you mention it. Just like lines in a porn scene are there parenteces between the sex, the lines in the room are the same thing. The question is for what.
I SO admire this man for having the passion, and gumption to make his dreams come true. Even though he sucks in the most humble way, it's admirable, no less.
@@GrrmPleaseWrite There is a kind of humility to his personality, that I detect. Perhaps, you don't recognize it the same as I do. Then again, I know nothing about him personally. Do you? Just asking.
He's a talentless hack who's also somehow enormously pretentious 😳 sometimes it's OK to give up on your dreams. Although I do enjoy laughing at his complete and total ineptitude dressed up as romantic melodrama & social commentary. Tommy reads this comment: "HOW COULD THEY SAY THIS ABOUT ME? I DON'T BELIEVE IT..... I SHOW THEM.
@@troy801 it’s good he didn’t give up on his dreams he got famous and successful and left his Mark Your just Troy the boy who isn’t good at bass and has a overweight wife. Don’t listen to Troy about giving up on your dreams guys he a loser
Yeah I think it actually is quite an accomplishment to create a movie, even a bad movie. This guy is a terrible actor, and the movie is bad, but he did it himself, and has become a kind of legend.
What is up with all these The Room jokes and quotes? Grow up, man. It's really cheap to make fun of people's work like that. Really cheap cheap cheapcheapcheap
That florist shop scene cracks me up every single time I see it. The lines are delivered as if they were calling names of customers waiting at the DMV.
Amazing that Tommy and Greg were able to get all the way down from the roof with Chris R, take him to the police station, talk to officers, file a report, and return to complete the scene all within the span of several minutes.
"Well I'm just sitting up here and thinking, you know." "The bank saves money, they're using me, and I'm the fool." The dialogue writing for this movie is just magnificent.
I love how Tommy’s acting is so god awful that it makes the other bad actors look like amazing actors in comparison. The drug dealer legit was a good actor tho.
And apparently they had to do the 'I did naaaht' scene countless times because Tommy couldn't get it right. Can you imagine that bottle being weakly tossed to the ground for three hours straight? Poor water bottle...
'You can love someone deep inside your heart and there is nothing wrong with it. If a lot of people love eachother, the world would be a better place to live.' That's a seriously underrated quote yall
I don't know if I'd call him a poor guy. His ridiculously stupid acting is why I love him. The way he acts is so bad, it's amazing. And in a positive way.
Hey man, are you there? I just wanted to thank you for typing out these lines! It made me laugh so much! *How caen thayy say this about me, I dun l believe it, I show them, I err record everything...*
One of the best descriptors I saw of Tommy's accent was it being "vaguely Eastern European." Especially after reading "The Disaster Artist," I completely agree.
3:20 "If a lot of people loved each other the world would be a better place" That is the best line in the movie! I have a wild idea! Tommy Wiseau should play the lead role in Robert Heinlein's STRANGER IN A STRANGE LAND, if and when it is ever adapted to film.
Too bad there was never The Room 2 :( - it would be another MASTERPIECE :). I've heard that Tommy planned to end "The Room" with a flying scene with Merc and to be seen that he is a vampire :D.
Introverder They could call it The 2m (As in Tomb for Vampires, because the cut Flying Merc scene was part of the plotline where Johnny becomes a Vampire, and 2 sounds like Too, which sounds like Roo, add an M to the end, hopefully Johnny comes back to life as vampire, they could even incorporate Elements of it's Sister movie; Vampire's Kiss).
Who is Merc? lol I thought it was Johnny supposed to be a vampire flying off with a car or something. That would make no sense in a love drama as well. But it would've been even more hilarious. X'D
If Tommy Wiseau had a co-writer and editor with some serious creative writing skills, the script could have been a good piece of writing. But instead we have this.
This movie is great because it’s like watching someone else’s dream 😂
Honestly man it's like the funniest shit ever.. It's even more jokes how every character is basically Wisseau
lmfao
Yes, it definitely has that dreamlike quality.
A coma dream
This honestly just blew my mind. What if this is what Tommy wanted from this?
The drug dealer probably wasn't even an actor. They probably honeypotted him into a drug deal on camera and that's why his acting was so flawless.
Apparently the dude stayed in character the whole time he was on set, and scared everyone there
I think he’s the only one who succeeded in cinema
@@DreamerVic him and peter
They all act like they are on some hard drugs
@@hellseeker5012 It actually makes a whole lot of sense. Now we all know why there was a drug dealer.
"its about Lisa"
"go on"
"shes beautiful"
" *go on* "
Awkward levels rising!!
Anyway how's your sex life?
Denny: Lisa’s your future wife.
@@feiwnakausvkaxbdkebkswowbq8331 ............
gO On!
He looks like a continually depressed Dracula.
ROFL 🤣
Maybe jonny is vampire
@@weewooilookjustlikebuddyho2927 Did you know that Tommy Wiseau originally wanted Jonny to be a vampire and have a flying car?
Not joking.
@@doctorthirteen5727 yeaaa, maybe Johnny is vampire
@@weewooilookjustlikebuddyho2927 ?
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I think one of the most underrated lines is " let's take him to the police". Just the delivery is beautiful
12poopie lol so they just dragged him to the police station? Lmaoo
I know everything is so chaotic and he just says "Let's take him to the police," so calm.
and they get back within a minute or so
Listen closely. Its actually dubbed in!
Where else could they take him? Marks basement??
"I dont drink you know dat!"
*cuts to drunk tommy*
Max Thomas it's that bitch Lisa
Iam tired, iam wasted
He's always drunk, everyone betrayed him, he's fed up with this world!
Anything for his princess!
You managed to distinguish between drunk Tommy and sober Tommy ?
You are a genius !
The florists scene has one of the most philosophical fast pacing I've ever seen
It should be a challenge given to acting students
4:48 Fun fact: For this take Tommy couldn't remember his lines so they held cue cards off-screen; you can watch his eyes scanning the lines
He couldn't remember 14 words......says it all really
hilarious 😂
and he wrote the script
hahaha what a story mark
I'm so happy I have you as my bestfriend...
andilovelisasomuch
yeah you can say that again
Richard Chris What a story mark
it seems to me like you're the EXPERT Mark!
"DO YOU UNDERSTAND LIFE???!!!!"
Lisa loves you...as a human bean.
Friend zone and human zone.
And a real hero
You're tearing me apart, Lisa!
Hahaha what a story
Ur like a son
the whole flower shop scene is a masterpiece
The way he delivers his lines never fails to disappoint me😂.
Watching the The Room is like watching porn, but with any sex scenes cut out.
EDIT. I forgot I wrote those comment until someone wrote back. Yes I know there are sex scenes in it, that’s not the point.
C Wells except it does have sex scenes. Awful ones 😂
That is exactly what I thought
Now that you mention it. Just like lines in a porn scene are there parenteces between the sex, the lines in the room are the same thing. The question is for what.
()
Yeah it seems like one of those back story on a softcore
Anything for My princesssss hahahaah
I'm goin to take a nap...
So many "s"es... Is Tommy a Reptilian!?
Can I keep it?
It's yoouuuuuuurrrrrrrss
BlueShit199 *WHO ARE YOU*
Lol
My favourite line is : « Do you understand life, do you? » So deep.
😂😂😂😂😂😂
This is like some guy's fanfic of himself being a tragic hero by being a nice guy. And he took out loans to make a movie about it.
at least he pursued his dream
That’s more or less it.
Apparently he pay for everything from his pocket
@@ksanbahlyngwa1998 so I heard... Goddang how did he get all that money. It's still such a mystery
Brilliant
"You know what they saaaaaaay, Love is bliiiiiiiind"
All toasters toast toa... oh wait, sorry. Wrong meme.
Incredible acting.
Absolutely
Truly incredible indeed
Perfection
Mark and johnny are great actors. Cheep cheep cheep
5:27 he seriously was about to start singing before anybody else lol
I SO admire this man for having the passion, and gumption to make his dreams come true. Even though he sucks in the most humble way, it's admirable, no less.
There’s nothing humble about Tommy Wiseau
@@GrrmPleaseWrite There is a kind of humility to his personality, that I detect. Perhaps, you don't recognize it the same as I do. Then again, I know nothing about him personally. Do you? Just asking.
He's a talentless hack who's also somehow enormously pretentious 😳 sometimes it's OK to give up on your dreams. Although I do enjoy laughing at his complete and total ineptitude dressed up as romantic melodrama & social commentary.
Tommy reads this comment: "HOW COULD THEY SAY THIS ABOUT ME? I DON'T BELIEVE IT..... I SHOW THEM.
@@troy801 it’s good he didn’t give up on his dreams he got famous and successful and left his Mark
Your just Troy the boy who isn’t good at bass and has a overweight wife. Don’t listen to Troy about giving up on your dreams guys he a loser
Yeah I think it actually is quite an accomplishment to create a movie, even a bad movie. This guy is a terrible actor, and the movie is bad, but he did it himself, and has become a kind of legend.
"I´m ok..."
*"ARE YOU OK?!"*
What kind of money? *WHAT KIND OF MONEY?!*
Annie
You are just a chicken "cheep cheep cheep"
Adiuvat Nobody poorly imitates my favorite farm animal!
What is up with all these The Room jokes and quotes? Grow up, man. It's really cheap to make fun of people's work like that. Really cheap cheap cheapcheapcheap
@@MyKillyy In a few minutes, bitch!
6:04 I love Denny's reaction to this. Pretty much sums up how the audience reacted when hearing Johnny say this line for the first time.
Cheep cheep cheep!
Any scene with Tommy Wiseau is the best of Tommy Wiseau
That florist shop scene cracks me up every single time I see it. The lines are delivered as if they were calling names of customers waiting at the DMV.
Tommy is my spirit animal
Tommy - "Well, whatever"
You're just a little chicken chipchipchipchipchiiiiip
Oh hai!
Razh 80 do you understand life? Do you?
Hi Doggy
If he wasn't stopped, he would've walked straight to the wall at 4:32
Hahaha, what a story Dulce!!
You know what they say, love is blind
No wall can stop a vampire!
HAHAHAHA
He just randomly walks into a wall lmao
Mark had the best one liners.
"You couldn't kill me if you tried."
"As far as I'm concerned, you can both drop dead. That's a promise."
🤣🤣🤣🤣
Leave your stupid comments in your pocket!
keep your stupid lines in your pocket!
Leave your STUPID comments in your pocket
1:33
What an incredible transition. I was not expecting that at all lmao
The drug dealer is the best actor in that movie 😂
I disagree. Michelle is.
No, the water bottle is
He and the greenscreen are best actors!
Nah Doggie is the best actor
The mom is but my son thinks Chris R is the best part of the movie. 😁
Amazing that Tommy and Greg were able to get all the way down from the roof with Chris R, take him to the police station, talk to officers, file a report, and return to complete the scene all within the span of several minutes.
Mark's a copper, he flagged down one of his colleagues and Chris-R was whisked away.
Legend has it Johnny paid for Chris-R's legal fees because he felt a fair trial was necessary.
Dragging an unarmed man with his hands up pinned by two others, one with a pistol held to his head, and them saying this guy is the suspect????
@@Amp661 hahaha what a story, Dick
Maybe they have a police station express right in the building.
"Well I'm just sitting up here and thinking, you know."
"The bank saves money, they're using me, and I'm the fool."
The dialogue writing for this movie is just magnificent.
I just love how tommy doesn’t try hard to be funny, this guy has talent
he looks like a washed up rockstar like an old member of kiss or acdc he looks pathetic
why I keep watching these clips. What’s wrong with me
PhillipePatek bruh I have the same problem. lol
Lol me tho
well I believe this movie initially made for the reason of some money laundry
Because you Are tearing me apart Lisa that's why you keep watching these clips
Maybe because . Anyway how's your sex life
"DoyuhavesomesecretsnowhyforgetitdudesomesecretdudeNO FORGET IT TALK TO YOU LATER" "whell whaturrvr"
i saw this back in 2011 and to this day I still cant believe this movie exists.
I've watched it multiple times, and it gets better every time!
It’s like the are performing in a sarcastic tone the whole movie
"You think girls like to cheat like guys do?"
Tommys world was suddenly turned upside down
Andres M sloots finna sloot
*whirl
What's bovering you Mark?
I'm tired, I'm wasted, I love you, darling!
I cahn nat tell u it's confidential
I almost died laughing when I saw this, lol.
Hi Babe!
I genuinely read this as soon as it played
"If a lot of people love each other, the world would be a better place to live." That's deep, Tommy.
I love how Tommy’s acting is so god awful that it makes the other bad actors look like amazing actors in comparison. The drug dealer legit was a good actor tho.
The only good actors are the drug dealer and the bottle from "I did naaat" scene"
The Nightfall Crow dont forget doggie
Yes, the bottle needs an oscar!
And apparently they had to do the 'I did naaaht' scene countless times because Tommy couldn't get it right. Can you imagine that bottle being weakly tossed to the ground for three hours straight? Poor water bottle...
Mark isn't bad.
And peter
HAI DOGGY
YOU'RE MY FAVORITE CUSTOMER
OH HAI JOHNNY I DIDN'T KNOW IT WAS YOU
You are just a chicken "cheep cheep cheep"
I got the results of the test back...
Where's my money Denny?!
Even like this i feel like im not missing any plot from the movie, truly says how perfect it is
This isn’t “Best of Tommy Wiseau,” this is “The Room in Six Minutes.”
Sober Johnny and drunk Johnny: no difference.
"YOURE TEARING ME APART LISA, so hows your sex life?"
"DO YOU UNDERSTAND LIFE?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?"
He tore Lisa apart first with night after night of navel fucking.
alot better...your best friend doesnt fuck my belly button which is great
'You can love someone deep inside your heart and there is nothing wrong with it. If a lot of people love eachother, the world would be a better place to live.' That's a seriously underrated quote yall
"Anyway, how's your sex life?" --- the most practical sentence I've learnt in English.
Where is "Don't touch me mother fucker!" part?!
"Anyways how is your sex life?"
[cuts to darkness]
Me too
*Living Legend.*
*This guy could star in any movie and it would be labeled 'Comedy'*
*love him!*
I want "anyway, how's your sex-life?" (in Tommy wiseau's voice) to be my ringtone.
LOL!!!!!!!!!!!
0:42
"oh hi Johnny I didn't know it was you"
"Haha, you probably didn't recognize me because of the red arm"
Michael Kinley watch The Disaster Artist, Seth Rogen response to that scene “who doesn’t recognise that guy” lol
Hi doggy
Michael Kinley That Star Wars reference tho
C3PO?
😂😂😂😂
He hit me
HE HIT YOU!??
And I don't want to marry him anymore.
WHAT!?!?
Vrabo jebo te bog
‘’If a lot of people loved each other, the world would be a better place”. 🙏👏🙌
We can all agree that the acting in this movie is on point
This is pretty much just a summary of the room
Right? 😂😂
”Im okay”
”ARE YOU OKAY?!”
My favourite two lines: "you're the ex-bird, Mark!" And "what are you chewing?!"
Tommy's laugh is priceless.
Ha. Ha. Ha
Tommy Wiseau is like a vampire who would do anything for his princess
I am 100% sure that he is someone pretending to be this character. There is NO way this guy actually exists.
Marius VanDamme Tommy Wiseau is legit.
He did change his identity a couple a times, nobody knows his age or if he's French or Polish or American.
@@basedbattledroid3507 I think he has some kind of psycologic problem, he acts bizarre lol
@@basedbattledroid3507 It's already known how old he his and where he was born.
I have proof that he may be a rare breed of fucking cabbage
We need more people like him.
No. Just him. Others would make him less unique l.
I love how they always greet each other with “Oh, hi”
Poor guy... He's a legend out of his ridiculously stupid acting
Like Nick Cage.
I don't know if I'd call him a poor guy. His ridiculously stupid acting is why I love him. The way he acts is so bad, it's amazing. And in a positive way.
Fernando Gonzalez he goes all out tho
Don't know if I'd call him a poor guy. His ego is enormous and the movie was very obviously a money laundering scheme.
@@edwells8963 hey at least he has an oscar
CHU R TEARING ME APART LIZA
Any way. How is your sex life?
"You're my favorite customer" is my favorite line
That Film is best from best, I watched it many times. Tommy is king of Cinema art
*The benk saeves maney and theyah useen me, and I am the foo*
LMAO!!!
"I am the foo..."
Hey man, thanks so much for writing these lines! This one in particular had me laughing for days, lol. 😄
Hey man, are you there? I just wanted to thank you for typing out these lines! It made me laugh so much!
*How caen thayy say this about me, I dun l believe it, I show them, I err record everything...*
mannysaurus19 bro you need to get laid bad
😭
One of the best descriptors I saw of Tommy's accent was it being "vaguely Eastern European." Especially after reading "The Disaster Artist," I completely agree.
A court case revealed that he's originally from Poznán, Poland.
I've known some Polish people, definitely a Polish accent
I like how lisa is just chilling on the sofa whenever tommy enters the room
She has a very demanding life!
3:20 "If a lot of people loved each other the world would be a better place" That is the best line in the movie!
I have a wild idea! Tommy Wiseau should play the lead role in Robert Heinlein's STRANGER IN A STRANGE LAND, if and when it is ever adapted to film.
"Action!" "I HIT HER!!" "NO! Do you wanna change the line?!"
1:45 most underrated part of the film
*Lets* *take* *him* *to* *the* *police*
the flowershop scene is such a natural conversation!
4:27 imagine if that actually happened in that scene
Too bad there was never The Room 2 :( - it would be another MASTERPIECE :). I've heard that Tommy planned to end "The Room" with a flying scene with Merc and to be seen that he is a vampire :D.
Now we have best f(r)ends with Tommy and greg
Introverder They could call it The 2m
(As in Tomb for Vampires, because the cut Flying Merc scene was part of the plotline where Johnny becomes a Vampire, and 2 sounds like Too, which sounds like Roo, add an M to the end, hopefully Johnny comes back to life as vampire, they could even incorporate Elements of it's Sister movie; Vampire's Kiss).
Who is Merc? lol I thought it was Johnny supposed to be a vampire flying off with a car or something. That would make no sense in a love drama as well. But it would've been even more hilarious. X'D
Probably wouldn't be that good since Tommy died so he wouldn't be in the sequel
@@restless276 Tommy is still alive
“It seems to be like you are da EXPPPERRT mark!”
Phobophobia eggspert
“It seems to me like you lay EGGS bird Mark!”
I laughed out loud at the “Peter! You always play psychologist with us. NOT always.”
1:50 My favorite part of the movie.
"If a lot of people love each other, the world would be a better place to live."
Lol it funny, but i don't know why
*Weruld.
and keep in mind
Deep, right? Tommy is nothing if not deep!
"Hi."
"Can i help you?"
"Yeah, can i have a dozen red roses please?"
*Takes off sunglasses*
"Oh hai, Jonny. I didn't know it was you."
Wat...
Hügelmann superman
Making a modern movie based on " Elder Scrolls Oblivion dialogue "
The fact a video called "The best of Tommy Wiseau" starts with "Directed by Tommy Wiseau" is.... just fantastic
Such a masterclass of acting like De niro Pacino and Wiseau of course!
"Wuts buvering you Mark?"
Curtis Dunn hahahaha
Razh 80 Gurl trable I guess! 🤷♂️
I did naht hi her
Is naht tru
It is ballshit
*Throws bottle*
I did naht
o hi mark
EDDIE *OH HI MARK*
EDDIE father
I deed naught heat her
It's not chew : it's ball sheet
I deed naught heat her. I deed *NAUGHT*.
-!- Oh high Mark
o hai marc
One of the greatest actors of all time 💯
he looks like a washed up rockstar like an old member of kiss or ac/dc he looks pathetic
tommy is so great that even the movie didn’t deserve him, which is why he ends himself before the movie does. what a great guy.
HI BABE
Truly what Wiseau is known for... starting strong.
"Hahaha what a story Mark!"
SameoldDecgar07 a
"Yeah, you can say that again."
This feels like those listening comprehension audio tapes
If Tommy Wiseau had a co-writer and editor with some serious creative writing skills, the script could have been a good piece of writing. But instead we have this.
Alyssa Lidman Naaah, he will just ignore him anyway
endutaas 212131 The Room had the potential to be an at least half-decent drama. But you're right, Wiseau is too stubborn to listen to criticism.
Sounds like your the expert Alyssa
MrBombastic aajahahahahaaajah
1:14 These laughs.
yu jhus a cheekin
CHEEP CHEEP CHEEP CHEEp
6:02
best film of all time
Who can never get enough of our good ol friend Tommy Wiseau??
Hai doggy...You're my favourite customer
What a story, Mark!
The shop scene with the roses and the dog killed me
WOW! After watching this video, the more I realize what a fantastic job James Franco did, in portraying this man. Just superb👍