Dad Meets Your New 6’4” Goth Girlfriend


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  • Kyrottie
    Kyrottie Před 27 dny +70489

    Bro ain't a bottom he's a floor
    Why phone vibrate so much

  • Abe Meyers
    Abe Meyers Před 15 dny +2385

    “I don’t think you’re degrading him nearly enough” 💀

    • Riley
      Riley Před 18 hodinami

      This almost has 2K likes, yet no comments, so i am deciding to be the first :D

    • AB2Cool4U
      AB2Cool4U Před 8 hodinami +1


  • anulu
    anulu Před 15 dny +597

    she really put the auto in autoerotic asphyxiation _💀😭😭_

    • Caydence Baird
      Caydence Baird Před 7 dny +9

      How did you turn the emojis sideways

    • arturo gonzalez
      arturo gonzalez Před 3 dny +5


    • G. Y. Perelechow
      G. Y. Perelechow Před 2 dny +8

      ​@Caydence Baird wouldn't you like to know weather boy _🌚🌚🌚_

    • JJPizzaDelivery
      JJPizzaDelivery Před 18 hodinami +1

      The secrets of this universe cannot be contained, as he too, will one day learn about the sorcery of sideways emojis _☻_

    • S3NDP13
      S3NDP13 Před 13 hodinami


  • Maxim Volman
    Maxim Volman Před 21 dnem +14425

    Okay, that’s enough internet for today

    • Afghan Pilot
      Afghan Pilot Před 21 dnem +52

      nice pfp

    • Sumayaa17
      Sumayaa17 Před 21 dnem +9


    • r6
      r6 Před 21 dnem +61

      i grounded myself, bleached my eyes and stuffed my ears with slime.

    • Bro Chill
      Bro Chill Před 20 dny +6

      @r6 same

    • Idek
      Idek  Před 20 dny +19

      That's enough of planet Earth for todat

  • TheBisexualCorgi
    TheBisexualCorgi Před 14 dny +422


  • Chiyo
    Chiyo Před 14 dny +131

    "Spicy site" got me dead 💀

  • John Dobberman
    John Dobberman Před 20 dny +15065

    Bro ain't the bottom, he's the earths core

    • Myth33
      Myth33 Před 19 dny +9

      12.K likes but no comments…. let me change that

    • Hanse
      Hanse Před 19 dny +8

      1542 likes but only one comment… lemme change that

    • Koruskemon
      Koruskemon Před 18 dny +4

      @Hanse I see what you did there

    • Hadia ♡
      Hadia ♡ Před 17 dny +5

      FR 😭💀

    • lemons
      lemons Před 17 dny +3

      Hahah! Three comments without this stupid chain! It cannot happen now. Three comments in a row may not show the chains below

  • samurai1833
    samurai1833 Před 13 dny +74

    Surprisingly wholesome

  • Antonietta Paz y Mino
    Antonietta Paz y Mino Před 15 dny +62

    he's not a bottom, he's the centre of earth's core.

  • Paige
    Paige Před 25 dny +16017

    Bro ain’t a bottom, he’s a subterranean species at the bottom of the ocean. 😭

    • Mercce
      Mercce Před 25 dny +274

      Bro is a sea cucumber 💀💀

    • slow walks in the mist
      slow walks in the mist Před 25 dny +57

      subterranean means below the surface of the earth, generally near sea level. the bottom of the ocean, and the things beneath that, are a completely different classification and field of study.

    • yueshijoorya
      yueshijoorya Před 25 dny +5

      I'm really not getting a cohesive picture here.

  • renily
    renily Před 14 dny +25

    bro took "i have a degrading kink" to a whole new level

  • Lin Hartman
    Lin Hartman Před 15 dny +31

    I love that the dad is sitting and eating nothing 😂😂

  • Joshua Howard
    Joshua Howard Před měsícem +92408

    I didn't realize scumbag dad was 7 feet tall

    • Kometheus 18+
      Kometheus 18+ Před měsícem +313


    • unclebenrice
      unclebenrice Před měsícem +569

      Bro rivals shaq

    • Giga Chad
      Giga Chad Před měsícem +833

      Wdym 7 feet he's 7' 2"
      And 2" is A LOT

    • Blue is bad
      Blue is bad Před měsícem +401

      Somebody double his height and gave it to the next person

    • Goat Goat
      Goat Goat Před měsícem +55

      ​@Giga Chadfr

  • PixellYT
    PixellYT Před 9 dny +20

    His gf literally gave him PISS💀

  • seether_h*e_06
    seether_h*e_06 Před 4 dny +8

    What a wholesome family dinner. Good to see a parent accept their kid's partner

  • Dillah Gaming
    Dillah Gaming Před 25 dny +13516

    That’s enough internet for today 😂

    • Lily’s Fun Videos
      Lily’s Fun Videos Před 25 dny +47

      Seriously 😂

    • Shane
      Shane Před 25 dny +64

      I'm with you on that, I got towards the end of the video and I realized my face hurt really bad and I was like wtf? Then noticed my facial expressions was stuck in between cringe and disgust 😬

    • Schmoke
      Schmoke Před 25 dny +29

      @Shane There are humans out there that genuinely want/do this, they have fallen to the dark side, far from what they once were as innocent young minds.

    • Cyma
      Cyma Před 25 dny


    • Jay Groomes
      Jay Groomes Před 25 dny +6

      ​@Shaneits worse when it doesnt phase you

  • Chaotic_ emo
    Chaotic_ emo Před 6 dny +6

    I need someone to treat me like this fr 😔

  • itsjessie224
    itsjessie224 Před 9 dny +5

    The crossover I never knew I needed in my life

    • Nick
      Nick Před 56 minutami

      Who are they?

  • Vixen505
    Vixen505 Před 16 dny +8906

    Its the way she literally made the son drink piss yet is so friendly and polite with the dad 😭 She's not a top, she's above the block build limit

    • TotallyNotKanye
      TotallyNotKanye Před 7 dny +8

      Yeah 😂 haha… but like… ¿do you have the @?… please 🙏🏼

    • Kaci Ghoy
      Kaci Ghoy Před 6 dny +3


    • CosmoHolmes
      CosmoHolmes Před dnem +1

      ​@Kaci GhoyIf they're not on CZcams kids then that's not our problem. It's the parents that complain anyway, the kids are fine.

  • SeveredZombieHead115
    SeveredZombieHead115 Před 5 dny +2

    Can we talk about what the dad said? “She died doing what she loved.”

  • Chandra sekhar Dama
    Chandra sekhar Dama Před 16 dny +3

    That's enough internet

  • Akash Verma
    Akash Verma Před 23 dny +8979

    its so heartwarming to see family content like this....

    • w wa
      w wa Před 23 dny +24

      i hate yotube shorts & yotube so much but somehow i always end up here

    • Enric Cabeza Capellan
      Enric Cabeza Capellan Před 23 dny +4


    • Arthur Phulusa
      Arthur Phulusa Před 22 dny +3


    • Ilya
      Ilya Před 22 dny +1


  • Gaeuvyen
    Gaeuvyen Před 15 dny +4

    As a 6' 4" goth girlfriend I feel like I'd be a disappointment to this family because I'm the bottom in my relationship.

  • Kyar Cordina
    Kyar Cordina Před 14 dny +3

    thank you. I have work in 7 hours and was trying to convince myself to go to sleep. This did it.

  • Grimreviews
    Grimreviews Před 24 dny +7857

    "puppy play's a little vanilla" bro...I'm dead ass trying to not cry laughing

  • Madamegato
    Madamegato Před 15 dny +2

    This is a whole ass thing... I am shook. LMGDAO

  • One True Possum
    One True Possum Před 15 dny +4

    Scumbag dad and tx2 is the collab I didn't know I needed

  • Zell E
    Zell E Před 29 dny +12658

    I love that she’s so soft spoken and pleasant to the dad after verbally abusing the bf

    • shitgobbler
      shitgobbler Před 28 dny +124

      Ikr the hug at the end is so funny

    • lion_gamer
      lion_gamer Před 28 dny +66

      You sure it's just verbal abuse?

    • Matt
      Matt Před 28 dny +98

      Consent is funny like that

    • Alex Evans
      Alex Evans Před 27 dny +25

      ​@lion_gamerWhat else? Not sexual hes consenting to this. Maybe physical?

    • Alex Hebi
      Alex Hebi Před 27 dny +32

      ​@Alex Evansthe way the chain leash is used that definitely would be physical abuse if carried on for an hour or more ☺️
      As for how to explain this: just trust me 😅
      BTW: whether there's sexual abuse can also be questioned if there is sleep sex. Technically you need consent every time and a sleeping person can't consent even if prior you had a different agreement. So if she wakes him up by pegging that's technically sexual abuse despite how hot it is

  • Julian
    Julian Před 16 dny +3

    The fact that I married a person like this

    • Lyn’sLove
      Lyn’sLove Před 9 dny +3

      Explain please!!!
      (No kink shaming) but are u (y’all) okay?????

    • Julian
      Julian Před 7 dny +4

      Yeah I`m a fem-boy so I guess she sees it fit but don`t worry If I don`t want to do it she doesn`t force me

    • Lyn’sLove
      Lyn’sLove Před 7 dny +2

      @Julian as long as y’all are safe and happy and consensual then I wish y’all the best 🫶🏽🫶🏽🫶🏽🫶🏽🫶🏽🫶🏽🫶🏽

    • Julian
      Julian Před 6 dny

      Thx @Lyn’sLove 😄

  • Savannah
    Savannah Před 12 dny +1

    A moment of silence for the kids that thought it was lemonade

  • Brian Ochoa
    Brian Ochoa Před 20 dny +6402

    "Speak when spoken to!"
    He just was.

    • King Salmon
      King Salmon Před 19 dny +73

      If he was allowed to speak when ANYONE spoke to him, nothing would be going on here.

    • Specifically Meadow And Me
      Specifically Meadow And Me Před 18 dny

      Your 1K like:)

    • Jason Moore
      Jason Moore Před 18 dny +16

      When spoken to *by her 😅

    • shiri
      shiri Před 17 dny +2

      No by her

    • John remol
      John remol Před 16 dny +1

      Meaning. To anyone who isn't your master

  • a cup
    a cup Před 15 dny +1

    this hits so weirdly when you're feeling down

  • Mk
    Mk Před 13 dny

    The dad's happy attitude while they're talking about him being degraded to a whole different level p just got me

  • Weebmatic
    Weebmatic Před měsícem +58318

    This cured my double emo homelessness and passed it to the next person. I have fully restored faith in humanity ❤

      MUIDYALICE Před měsícem +206

      You fully restoring humanities faith had me rolling

    • Jesse L
      Jesse L Před měsícem +86

      I'm so proud of you that you kicked your emo homelessness and decided to share it with others

    • Lol Boy
      Lol Boy Před měsícem +9

      Yoroshuk Luffy san

    • Karol bomba
      Karol bomba Před měsícem +7


    • AppleVJuic3
      AppleVJuic3 Před měsícem +5

      Boy ain't no way boy

  • Drake Mason
    Drake Mason Před 17 hodinami +1

    For those who don’t understand she peed in the cup and now he’s drinking it

  • Choomah
    Choomah Před 8 dny

    Bro ain't a bottom, he's the Earth's core.

  • Blair Turberfield
    Blair Turberfield Před 25 dny +5301

    when he said 'wait we dont have any lemonade-' i *screamed*

    • Geyaa
      Geyaa Před 25 dny +18

      Wtf 💀💀💀

    • Sanvi Verma
      Sanvi Verma Před 25 dny +11


    • punishr7
      punishr7 Před 25 dny +13

      I went full Joey when it dawned on me

    • Jasmine
      Jasmine Před 24 dny +29

      is it bad that i instantly knew the second i saw it-

    • Jm Mateo 933
      Jm Mateo 933 Před 24 dny +2


  • MeepersXD
    MeepersXD Před 15 dny

    Forget a bottom, he’s Pluto and he’s constantly reminded why he’s not a planet

  • Demarkus Givens
    Demarkus Givens Před 13 dny

    The fact that this is lore accurate to some in society today.

  • Galaxy cat
    Galaxy cat Před 23 dny +2106

    “ wait I don’t have any lemon or beer Oooooh WELCOME TO THE FAMILY “ got me dying on the floor ☠️☠️

    • Zurilo Suyashvili
      Zurilo Suyashvili Před 21 dnem +11

      Sooooo... you telling me that what he was drinking was... not goin to tell💀

    • b02
      b02 Před 21 dnem +2

      wheres k

    • N
      N Před 21 dnem +2

      You mean pee

    • SSJDARK Drakus
      SSJDARK Drakus Před 21 dnem +1

      Idk anything about girls peeing, but that seems like a lot! Wtf

  • Oaratiwa Mokgoro
    Oaratiwa Mokgoro Před 10 dny +1

    Is anyone gonna talk about that the dad is eating nothing-

  • Kama
    Kama Před 3 dny

    He ain't a bottom, he's the fucking Mariana Trench.

  • Ben the Alpha Wolf
    Ben the Alpha Wolf Před 17 dny +3440

    "I need to use the bathroom."
    "I'm back, drink."

  • Atropa Belladonna
    Atropa Belladonna Před 9 dny +2

    I love to see men who know their role 🌺

  • Mike Braun
    Mike Braun Před 9 dny

    If she's 6'4", the dad must be a giant

  • B. A. Hazard
    B. A. Hazard Před 23 dny +3610

    I like how she nodded in understanding at first. Really hearing out dad’s concerns

  • The Roblox Theorists
    The Roblox Theorists Před 11 dny

    Bro took”I’m a dog for you” to a whole other level 💀

  • ThatOneRobloxPlayer
    ThatOneRobloxPlayer Před 10 dny

    the dad must be like 6'6" to 6'7" if he's an entire head taller than the 6'4" goth gf

  • 🎗𖧹кiαrα_υcнiмαкi𖧹🎗

    Alright, that's enough internet for today 😭💀

  • Ducky Fuzz
    Ducky Fuzz Před 14 dny +1


  • Aemon Jack
    Aemon Jack Před 9 dny

    bro ain't a bottom, hes the core of the earth

  • ♡Valeria david♡
    ♡Valeria david♡ Před 22 dny +4941

    dad eating nothing but air💀
    Edit:bro 4.9k LIKES? MOMMMM I AM FAMOUS oh i forgot my mum left me😭

    • Jared Juetten
      Jared Juetten Před 21 dnem +41

      Still conditioned by his dead wife.

    • lubomir kubas
      lubomir kubas Před 21 dnem +12

      he's eating the girlfriend's dad (nothing)

    • Gray Main
      Gray Main Před 20 dny +4

      Well, yeah. It’s cheaper than McDonald’s.

    • DrKetchup
      DrKetchup Před 20 dny +1

      reminds me of Plankton's meals

    • Leothecookie
      Leothecookie Před 20 dny +1

      Its the mothers recipe.

  • Iwanaga Yuka Sen.岩永 由佳

    He's not the floor, he's the earth's mantle

  • Ropix Gabot
    Ropix Gabot Před 2 dny +1

    if the goth is 6'4 how tall is the dad💀

  • Scat
    Scat Před 21 dnem +1525

    “Shut up, drink” had me dead😂😭

    • Siddhaant
      Siddhaant Před 20 dny +13

      She just went to bathroom and while coming back she gave him to drink her pee😅

    • Scat
      Scat Před 20 dny +3

      @Siddhaant Yeah.

  • Musashi
    Musashi Před 5 dny

    The fact shes a 6'4 goth and hes taller than her implies hes a giant

  • Nemsis
    Nemsis Před 5 dny +1

    Remember. If you think you are pathetic. Just remember, there are actual people like this who are better off vomitting Seppuku.

  • BeautifulDeon
    BeautifulDeon Před 24 dny +2919

    "wait we don't have any lemonade if beer here" got me ded 💀💀💀

  • Alex Hambleton
    Alex Hambleton Před 16 dny

    That guy ain’t the bottom he’s the Ocean Gate submarine

  • nikka rodriguez
    nikka rodriguez Před 9 dny

    Dad was actually happy when his son drank yellow girl juice💀

  • Watson2349
    Watson2349 Před měsícem +17560

    "No lemonade or beer here"
    You also don't have much food considering you are cutting air

    • Tyler Walker
      Tyler Walker Před měsícem +231

      how did i not notice the whole time, oh god, the brain rot is getting to me

    • TheInsanitor
      TheInsanitor Před měsícem +127

      What you talking about? You never had Air Steak with Null sauce?!

    • C.G Gaster
      C.G Gaster Před měsícem +62

      His wife didnt tell him he could eat

    • Thevibeisdean
      Thevibeisdean Před měsícem +11

      Maybe it is p

    • kochawsky alex
      kochawsky alex Před měsícem +9

      that he bought from 404 store

    MAC & CHEESE Před dnem

    Bro ain’t the bottom, he’s the Mariana Trench 💀

  • ☆A living being ☆
    ☆A living being ☆ Před 9 dny

    Bro isnt a bottom
    Hes deeper than the people in the submarine 💀💀

  • Ghoul
    Ghoul Před 25 dny +2462

    My jaw dropped when he said "wait but we don't have lemonade, or beer-" 💀💀

    • Selever
      Selever Před 24 dny +4

      I don’t get it

    • maggot
      maggot Před 24 dny +21

      ​@Selevershe went to the bathroom remeber so its basically her pee

    • Successsearchingyou
      Successsearchingyou Před 24 dny +2

      @maggot 💀☠️

    • Selever
      Selever Před 24 dny +4

      @maggot GROSS

    • Filipin
      Filipin Před 24 dny +6

      @Selever Gross ? Its yummy.

  • human
    human Před 9 dny

    Hes not a bottom hes the earths core

  • MHS AshSkilled HCR2
    MHS AshSkilled HCR2 Před 13 dny +1

    Why is no one taking abt how dad is eating air?💀

  • Kiera Valerie
    Kiera Valerie Před 18 dny +1781

    bro is submissive and breedable

    • Thicccarter on Xbox
      Thicccarter on Xbox Před 12 dny +23

      Hey! There’s nothing wrong with that!!!! (I’m defending a friend of course)

    • Lily Lewis
      Lily Lewis Před 11 dny +4

      Hey, you and @maximus1498 have the same profile picture 😮

    • d'vils ad'vocate
      d'vils ad'vocate Před 11 dny +4

      Ayo 😭

    • Spiral The Duck
      Spiral The Duck Před 10 dny +1

      @Lily Lewis so do a ton of people, its a meme.

    • Ghoul_Eaterz
      Ghoul_Eaterz Před 10 dny +1

      A doppelganger

  • Melanie_is.bettert.than.anyone

    The most unexpected collaboration

  • John Carlos Estrella
    John Carlos Estrella Před 14 dny

    The fact that he was eating nothing and he still acted like he was eating like steak 💀

  • Smeagleoff
    Smeagleoff Před 27 dny +3005

    that means scumbag dad is canonically at least 6’8 😂

    • Grunge Lord
      Grunge Lord Před 26 dny +31

      As someone who is 6’9, and looking at the angle of the door, he is around 6’10, IMO.

    • PINGA
      PINGA Před 25 dny +9

      Ans something telling me his wife was even taller

    • Eero Hongisto
      Eero Hongisto Před 25 dny +2

      Don't forget the goth girl is propably wearing extra high heels

  • Josstino
    Josstino Před 4 dny

    He's not a bottom, he's Australia.

  • Ellis🥸🎸
    Ellis🥸🎸 Před 8 dny +1

    Not Evan choking on the water at the end 😂

  • Duxpa
    Duxpa Před měsícem +4064

    The fact that this guy has the time to record these skits, travel to new places, be a dentist, while raising a family… truly a giga-chad dad.

  • Anne Petruczenko
    Anne Petruczenko Před 4 dny +1

    Bros dad eating air 💀

  • Im rapoonzeel brabie
    Im rapoonzeel brabie Před 12 dny

    It’s either my eyes or he actually spar out the piss at the end scene-

  • Boki ボキ
    Boki ボキ Před měsícem +3482

    God I wish that were me
    (having a supportive father)

    • Charlie Lay
      Charlie Lay Před měsícem +214

      God I wish that were me
      (The dog)

    • Renji A
      Renji A Před měsícem +63

      ​@Charlie LayI wish I could have a dog like that 😢

    • Saul Goodman
      Saul Goodman Před měsícem +95

      God I wish I hadn’t read these replies

    • Dr. Markus - Level 3 researcher
      Dr. Markus - Level 3 researcher Před měsícem +6

      @Saul Goodman god I wish you would accept that you're gay

  • Delarom Haji
    Delarom Haji Před 16 dny

    Bro ain't a bottom, he's the Oceangate Titan Submersible

  • queenjoline
    queenjoline Před 3 dny

    ✨️this is so wholesome ✨️

  • Random black guy from Chicago
    Random black guy from Chicago Před 29 dny +9360

    I like how nice she is to the dad. That's a loyal woman to only abuse her man.

  • Drunkenbasilisk
    Drunkenbasilisk Před 11 hodinami

    Bro ain’t a bottom he’s a giant trilobite

  • Living Human Lifeform
    Living Human Lifeform Před 4 dny

    Wholesome family moments

  • Maikao_
    Maikao_ Před 24 dny +2325

    As soon as she walked back in with the cup I started crying 😭

    • 71Splinter
      71Splinter Před 23 dny +9


    • Elias
      Elias Před 23 dny +4


    • Annabelle
      Annabelle Před 23 dny +5

      @Eliasit’s her pee 😭

    • Maikao_
      Maikao_ Před 18 dny

      @Elias she went to the bathroom a did her business in the cup..

  • Gabriel Calderon
    Gabriel Calderon Před 5 dny

    This was glorious

  • Jace
    Jace Před 16 dny +1

    I want a girlfriend like this

  • notjunior
    notjunior Před měsícem +7321

    “speak when spoken to dog!”
    bro got bitched around 😭☠️

    • A. Bullock
      A. Bullock Před měsícem +196

      bro is living my dream

    • bedro
      bedro Před měsícem +110

      bro is living my dream

    • Kaitlyn
      Kaitlyn Před měsícem +94

      bro is living my dream

    • dunno
      dunno Před měsícem +70

      bro is living my dream

    • Allie • 56 years ago
      Allie • 56 years ago Před měsícem +61

      bro is living my dream

  • Chasing Charley
    Chasing Charley Před 8 dny +1

    bro ain't a bottom he is a base ment

  • Wren
    Wren Před 13 dny

    The collab we needed

  • diyego
    diyego Před 20 dny +593

    He ain't a bottom , he's the underworld

  • Demetrius powell
    Demetrius powell Před 8 dny

    He aint the bottom, hes the deepest pit of hell

  • Weef
    Weef Před 14 dny +1

    Wouldn’t mind being in his place

  • Kombonez
    Kombonez Před 16 dny +970

    Bro ain't bottom, he's entered ecological dead zone

    • Makayla Whitling
      Makayla Whitling Před 14 dny +15

      I assume this is a subnautica reference if it is you are a very cultured person

    • Spiraling Reality...
      Spiraling Reality... Před 8 dny +4

      What they said. Clever joke!

    • finns origami
      finns origami Před 7 dny +6

      Nice reference

    • Vergil
      Vergil Před 7 dny +7

      Bro has the prawn suit max depth upgrades on

    • lil Duck XD
      lil Duck XD Před 6 dny +5

      Detecting multiple reaper class leviathans

  • BioScythe
    BioScythe Před dnem

    She’s a 6’4 goth girl and scumbag dad is 7’0 giant

  • Cronchulus
    Cronchulus Před 16 dny

    Christ, bro is so submissive just breathing on him would give cause to collapse 😂

  • Cora
    Cora Před 23 dny +971

    The "there's no lemonade or beer" hit me like a ton of bricks...

  • Limkawa
    Limkawa Před 13 dny

    Bro ain't a bottom, he is Basement

  • PopCookie
    PopCookie Před 16 dny

    Here's a sentence I never thought I'd say: I need holy water

  • star
    star Před 22 dny +1715

    Such a heartwarming relationship

    • egg
      egg Před 21 dnem +8

      Mouthwarming too 💀

    • Seprex
      Seprex Před 21 dnem +1

      fr 😂😂

    • Seprex
      Seprex Před 21 dnem +1

      @egglol 😂😂

  • Dawn Bayleef
    Dawn Bayleef Před 3 dny

    this mf is the Mariana Trench 😭

  • •alyson_not_found•
    •alyson_not_found• Před 14 dny

    bro she made her pee pee into a lemonade

  • i ♡ rain
    i ♡ rain  Před 22 dny +2710

    what a lovely relationship lol