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Christian the type of dude to feed the bird with Ghost preworkout
Lukas Pazdera Christian the type of dude to eat 3 packs of oatmeal instead of two and then make a video titled 'Epic cheat day'
Lukas Pazdera 😂😂😂
Christian the type of dude that reads ALL the 'Christian type of dude' comments while nodding silently in agreement
johndoe original idea 😂
johndoe ahh I wish I could like this infinity times 😂
LOL
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johndoe, I guess this is new way of trolling saying someone is the type of dude dam you guys gotta get out enjoy life get off the keyboards.
CG the type of nigga to do a collab with himself
Picassobby lmao
Christian the type of dude to finish his last scoop of pre workout and title his video "I cant take this anymore"
Joe Chapman or "It's gone, it's all gone"
Chrisitan the type of dude that gets a hair cut to get a lower weigh in.
Chrsitian thanks for keeping me motivated to improving myself every day! Thanks for making my day evry day! :D Been watching you since 2 years back, still watshing evry video, keep it up :D
Christian the type of dude to title his video "WE BROKE UP" after a dropped call with Heidi
Til Failure Fitness "I LOST HER"
Til Failure Fitness genius!😂
Yo guys, all joking aside, CG has really inspired us to start our own channel, so come check us out! any feedback would mean so much to us!
LMAO!!
Christian Goooman this the new Goomah?;)
Buys a $600 blender and still eats off of paper plates
Nicholas Deak don't gotta deal with dishes that way
Nicholas Deak who gives a shit? It's easier and less hassle of dishes building up
I've never in my life read such a wasteful comment :D
gotta put the "type of dude" in the beginning.
Hey, check out my channel you won't be disappointed 😜
Christian the type of dude that ask for feedback from his subscribers, but only gets "Christian the type of dude" as a feedback.
BLUEICE03 😂😂 you should come check out our channel bro! When we hit our first 100 subs we're gonna be doing some cool giveaways
Til Failure Fitness You just said that to the last 10 people. Stop bullshitting
BLUEICE03 Go fuck yourself
klas ohlson shut the fuck up
Christian the type of dude to go brush his teeth after dirty talk
Christian the type of dude to make a fake account with a "Christian the type of dude" comment just to get top comment on his own video
Christian the type of dude to own a gym and go pay one day pass at another gym
Ava definitely has separation anxiety. Right now, she's associating her crate with a negative situation. So, I would suggest trying training her to understand that her crate is a safe place. Basically, train her to willingly "go to bed" by rewarding her with a treat. Also, gradually train her to sit in a room inside the crate, and provide her with a treat with the crate closed with her inside. Let her see you walk out the room, and don't come running to her if she starts to cry. Gradually increase the time she's locked in her crate first starting at 5 minutes, and verbally reward her when you come back in the room and maybe with a treat sometimes, to let her understand you'll be coming back. And increase the time by 5 minutes at a time, and eventually she'll be comfortable with being left in her crate. It's work, but it's for Ava, right? Also, wearing a shirt and leaving it in her crate with it unwashed also helps comfort dogs while you're away because they still can still smell you. Hopefully that helps! I'm here if you need more info! BTW got my Frost hoodie last night! Super stoked about it! One of the metal pieces on the hoodie string was missing, but I'm not returning it. lol
We crate trained our dogs by putting their food in their crates so they associated their crates as a happy thing (i.e. Feeding time). Now they love their crates and will go in them without us commanding them to go in. We also put old clothes in their crates like you suggested.
Matt Ogus did the same thing his dog is trained to recognize the crate as a happy place since thats where ogus will feed his dog i tried the same thing and after a little while had the same result
Also putting a sheet over the crate seems to calm dogs down. And leave the tv on or a radio too
I did that with the girls in my basement, but no success. They still want to go back home.
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Goohman the type of nigga to go to a job interview and ask why the company deserve to have him
Hagzy96 😂😂
this fucking killed me!!
This one was good af
Christian is the type of guy to buy expensive shoes to prevent him from getting injured, then get'a injured the next day
That skinny dude is super annoying, please keep him out of all future videos.
LOL
Maxx Chewning lmao 😂 max come check my video from the meet up out. Your in it, any feedback would be great bro 👊🏾👊🏾👊🏾
Maxx Chewning u mean that skinny guy who keeps hanging round with that maxx guy? Yeh less of him
Max is the best bit!
Maxx Chewning You mean the skinny potato?
Christian, the type of dude to request that when he dies, he gets buried in an Alphalete scoop neck, Topman skinny stretch jeans, Alphalete socks, Chelsea boots, and a MVMT watch.
aaaaand the tan yeezys
UnoriginalUsername25 im so dead 😂😂😂😂
and get a haircut.
UnoriginalUsername25 you forgot the monster
...While holding a power crunch bar in both hands
Christian the type of dude to track the air that he breathes
lol. I posted this on his last vid.
Great minds haha ;)
CG is the type of nigga to get an interpreter when he meets mexican fans
Picassobby he speaks spainsh though soo
I swear I come here just for the Christian the type of comments
i dont, they're fucken annoying!
I still can't get over the previous comment on the last video "Christian the type of nigga to say to Heidi 3..2..1 before he nuts" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Shak Samuel same here! Best one yet
Shak Samuel 😂😂😂 best one
Been looking forward to all the "Christian the type of guy" comments all day😂
New Element - Fitness me too guys! But no one is going to beat that circumcision one yesterday haha
New Element - Fitness I don't know. That thumbnail one is pretty good
Eoghan Doyle what was it? I missed it lol
Hadrian It's the top comment in yesterday's video. I was in stitches laughing for a solid hour after reading it ha
I just thought of a pure fire one for tomorrows video, stay tuned XD
Christian the type of mexican to forget that VICKS cures it all srs
Ben Sandoval 😂😂 you should come check out our channel bro! When we hit our first 100 subs we're gonna be doing some cool giveaways
Ben Sandoval muy sierto 😂😂😂
Ben, la clase de persona que suspira de alivio despúes de untarse vick en las pelotas
Como comenzarías estas bromas en español? No se si soy yo o la verdad no suenan igual de bien.
Ben Sandoval Did you not get deported yet?
Christian the type of dude to ask the IHOP waitress if they have Walden farms pancake syrup
guzman the type of guy to get a new blender and the only thing that gets blended is his ankle
hahaha!
Christian the type of guy that slaps his own ass after making a nice play in basketball
Christian the type of dude to buy a Segway to stay off an ankle injury and have a 10% off code "cgfitness".
Christian the type of guy to hand gesture a conversation to a blind guy.
Kevin Santos tremendous
Anyone else remember the "Christian the type of guy to stub his toe and makes a video saying: will I ever lift again??" comment a couple videos ago?? I literally thought this video was a dig at that lmao
Kiana Renwick I was literally searching for this comment
Christian the type of dude to own his own gym and then pay to workout at a different gym
Lol max! "You can put a brick in there and it'll turn into juice."
$600 for a blender!? that is crazy.
i have that blender and i wud buy it again in a heartbeat if it broke
DBD Athletics it's such an amazing tool. So worth it. You can get ones cheaper but we have the nutribullet until we afford Vitamix. They have payment plans too.
Wow, must be that good. What makes it so different?
blends pretty well anything. Motor lasts forever, generally when you buy one it'll last you a life time
DBD Athletics before I got one many years ago I burned through three $50 blenders in about two years. Mine was like $450 from QVC (payment plan) and it's been amazing. If nothing else, the fact that it self cleans makes it worth it but mine is used for EVERYTHING in my household. Scrambling eggs, refried beans, grinding coffee, hummus, chopping onions, making oat flour, using said oat flour for pancakes blended and poured from the pitcher, peanut butter, hot soups, and of course frozen/regular drinks that are smooth. Oh and it has a lifetime warranty ;) That's why it has such a following.
Christian the the type of dude to fake an injury in the thumbnail to get more views
Joey Reichert Savage!😄
Joey Reichert I was gonna say this
shut up bitch you don't know him
(How to spot a fanboy)
'she hurt me'
Christian, I am a physical therapist. Do not rice! Rest ice compression elevation are all detrimental. It restricts blood flow and reduces the body's natural inflammatory response. These are both necessary to heal joints and muscles. Ice it for a little the move it as soon as you can. If you can, move your ankle in circles. Get the blood flow in order to rehab quickly.
Adam Craig it's not the ice. It's the compression and elevation. These are detrimental. That's why I said it's okay to ice, just make sure you're doing these other things such as getting movement and not restricting blood flow.
i didn't know justin timberlake was a physical therapist
Click bait should have been (she's giving birth)
Christian the type of guy to whisper "in 3..2..1" to Heidi before he nuts
Trey Dinh lmao this is by far my favorite comment I've seen
Trey Dinh best one all day 😂😂😂😂
repost from last video, please try harder
Trey Dinh this is the best one man hahahaha
Trey Dinh best one 😂😂😂
We got a second dog and that fixed all of our GSD's separation anxiety problems. It was kinda an extreme solution, but it actually made my life much easier.
Christian the type of dude to think changing his shirt instead of taking a shower is 'good hygiene'
jaydun05 that's more of a Maxx Chewning thing 😂😂
Christian the type of dude, to give Alphalete gift cards to his parents for their birthdays.
best one so far!
this was used already smh
You were right! Dogs don't like to defecate in their home environment. If Ava doesn't generally spend a lot of time in her crate besides when you're gone, start having her spend more time in there. Especially at night. She will start to identify that as her "home" more and try to keep it clean. During the day put the crate in an area that you are in a lot (i.e. the kitchen) and keep it covered except for the door with a blanket or something. This will allow her to be around people but also let her know that the crate is her space. Also, a smaller crate might help reduce accidents.
Christian Guzman the type of dude to attempt to turn $2 oatmeal into a full on Culinary Masterpiece
under rated
christian the type of nigga to say "we got the same pair but he got a different pair" @7:31
Christian the type of dude to watch a bird give birth
Christian the type of dude to do the same leg workout for years and wonder why they're his worst body part
"Alright, we're gonna do 3 sets of squats with 365 lbs for 4-6 reps, followed by 4 sets of leg press for 8-10 reps, Seated leg curls 4 sets of 10-15 reps, 4 sets of kneeling leg curls and 4 sets of quad extensions. Then we finished off with 4 sets of standing calf raises."
can you think of a better workout, ill get my pen and paper and write it down
VivaLaCam93 yes I can 😂
Hooked let's go I'm about to hit legs today, gimme
Cristal Hogan switching up exercise order, stiff leg deadlifting heavy for once in his life, doing 20 plus reps on squats, squatting multiple times a week, etc. Actually, how much paper and ink do you have because this list may go on for awhile.
Christian had a bad case of chicken legs when they were playing basketball lololol
Christian the type of guy to slap someone and make them apologize for touching his hand
Gotta risk it for the biscuit
Christian the type of dude to cut a cut off shirt to make his lat spread look wider
Christian the type of dude who clickbait the clickbaiters
NightHoundd 😂😂 you should come check out our channel bro! When we hit our first 100 subs we're gonna be doing some cool giveaways
Maxx crossed Christian up and broke his ankles.
LOL
Christian the type of dude, to order from alphalete website and pay next day delivery just to receive his own merchandise.
Christian the type of dude to hit his funny bone and put in the title "my injury, still competing?"
Christian the type of guy to disable the comment section for cyber bullying
Damn I thought I was the only one who got ingrown hairs and shit when I get a skin fade. Good to know I'm not alone👍🏼👍🏼🤜🏼
Same here brother. As of my last skin tape I decided from now on no more skin fades. I'm insecure for years now. Time to change hairstyle.
Tzar Gilly those bumps occur due to unclean clippers .
700lb Ripped Lenny yeah man same. I love the fade style but I just can't have it without having those embarrassing little zits or whatever all over. It sucks
2:15 How many baby's does it have at once?
"At least one" hahaha
The bird is a Mourning Dove, and they build nest to lay eggs. It's breeding season so once she lays the 2 or 3 eggs they should hatch about 2 weeks after.
French Bulldogs are one of the hardest breeds of dogs to potty train. I own one and he is one of the most emotional dogs I have ever seen/had. He has had the same issue with potty'ing when he isn't supposed to. Sounds kind of backwards and goofy, but try putting her in the kennel even when you are not leaving her and are within eyesight, as the kennel may make her anxious if she associates it with you leaving. Leave a toy too or a treat to keep her occupied. Just another tip in case this hasn't been thought of. If you leave a dog bowl with food always out, don't. We did this for a short while treating it similar to our other dogs and he would eat and shit, eat and shit, eat and shit, all day long. Feed small, consistent intervals and get her on a "poop schedule."
P.S. My Frenchie is over a year old and he still seems to have a hard time making it, although around a year I think he finally started to understand.
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Christian the type of dude to track Pigeon eggs from his window in my fitness pal
Christian the type of dude to play basketball for the first time and sprain his ankle
Surprised the title wasn't 'she's expecting 🐣'
Or "The time has come"
Christian the typa guy to injure himself so that Intro song goes with the thumbnail... "I know it's gonna hurt but you're worth fighting for!"
Ivan Kebati you should come check out our channel bro! Any feedback would be awesome
Christians the type of guy to injure him self to get out of summer shredding
Christian the type of dude to ask for his ashes to be mixed with ghost preworkout when he dies
Did camera man just call the baby birds "chicletes?'' hahaha
Christian the type of dude to not notice that the bird has been there all the time!
Josef U. 😂😂 you should come check out our channel bro! When we hit our first 100 subs we're gonna be doing some cool giveaways
christian guzman the type of guy to sing happy birthday to himself
Christian the type of dude to own his own business, his own gym, his own Ferrari, have a nice house, and still use paper plates.
My dog used to do the same thing. I was told by a veterinary that she was having anxiety when I was leaving. Got another pup so she wouldn't be alone and problem was solved ever since.
Christian the type of guy to pay the opponents to play easy on him when he has the ball
For Ava, she needs a crate half that size. It should literally just be big enough for her to somewhat laydown in until she learns to not use the bathroom in it. Since your ankle is injured, I'd just lower macros due to lower energy expenditure and just focus on healing up to hit prep in full force when you can. Hobble around and get upperbody training in...
Also, the fact that she is eating her poop may be a sign that she is lacking nutrients, I would consider changing her dog food.
Gloriana Rivera I wish my little dog was like that. I feed her Fromm or Taste of the Wild and she eats her turds like they're chicken. Give her Iams and she leaves them on the pad.
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Hey Christian I've worked at The Vitamin Shoppe and GNC and I think you should try Turmeric. It should naturally help with the inflammation. Also try Tiger Balm. That should help numb it a little and help the pain. Apply that externally on your ankle and then wrap it and put some compression. Arnica the homeopathic should also help out with bruising and swelling. There are creams and tablet form you can take of that. You can find most of these products at the Vitamin shoppe or at pharmacies. Good luck CG! Hope I've helped!
Fellow Vitamin Shoppe employee here, absolutely agree! 900mg of Triple Strength Turmeric with 5g of liquid fish oil at night time would be really nice for the inflammation!
Christian the type of dude to play Braveheart and Lord of the Rings music while washing his dogs.
tips for your ankle, heat only makes it worse. keep icing it. and keep compression on it
wrap it in an ace bandage and ice it.
My pup is 4 months old. She did something similar. Cover the crate with a blanket. She hasn't don't it in about a month
vitamix is the best purchase i ever made 6 years ago
Cristal Hogan ok
Christian the type of nigga to fake a injury because he can't bring his best body this year.
I actually did the same thing to my ankle a week ago, and it was so bad the first two days (like I couldn't walk) but after that it went completely away
i had the same injury before in high school. Mom forced me to do acupuncture, and I was able to walk pain-free right after. after 3 days, was able to run normally. should try it
Don't do RICE, it docent help. Instead do METH which is, movement, elevation, traction and heat. When you do rice this slow down the healing process, the icing slows down blood flow causing your ankle to go numb and stops the healing process, when you take it off it goes back to being swelled and its a viscous cycling.
Movement with traction reduces pain, enhances lymphatic removal of inflammation, improves flexibility, and restores normal joint alignment. Heat helps with blood flow, which is what you want for an injury.
Christian be like #IKNOWITSGUNNAHURTBUTWORTHRISKINGFOR
Christian the type of guy to title his video 'we have a baby' when the baby bird hatches
"i know it's gonna hurt, but ball is worth fighting for".
That's it... summer shredding is over 😱
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You know you're an adult when people compliment your blender
I had a nasty high ankle sprain about 4 years ago playing basketball. My ankle still isn't the same.
Christian is the type of guy who wants to get so lean he can see his pancreas making insulin.
Anyone else just come to check out these comments LOL halarious
👍🏼 now I don't feel like too much of a dummy with an injury on my summer shred. I'm pretty sure I damaged my intercostal muscle. Anyone know how to help it heal it? I'm about a week and a half in with the injury and for the most part, the pain is subsiding but it's still there in the mornings when I wake up.
Christian, the type of dude to never do laundry and only wear new shirts straight outta the package. (10:45)
"I know it's gonna hurt but your worth fighting for" I guess he knew in advance
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Try keeping the radio on or tv so she thinks people are still in the house it works my dog was the same and but ever since we left the TV on she's been amazing and there's never any mess
move it and stretch your ankle while icing it, will help with the after effect and its also beneficial for the recovery process
A few things for Ava. Long post, but dogs are complicated creatures. This is stuff I have spent a significant amount of my time researching and have had great results with my own dog and friends that I have helped out.
1) after she uses the bathroom in her kennel, use a cleaner designed for cleaning up dog waste (any pet store), if they can smell it, a dog will often think it is okay to use the bathroom in that spot.
2) if not doing already, use the crate when you are at home too, you want to make the crate a place she wants to be (ie she goes in and gets treats, good place to relax), so it isnt just where she goes when no one is home. As a result of that, the crate should be in the area where people spend the most time so it is her personal space to relax. The idea of a dog not going to the bathroom where they sleep and eat only works if to them, that is their own space, not just your spot where you put them once in a while.
3) For using the bathroom, develop a consistent routine for taking her out and feeding her. Feed her 2-3x a day at the same times of day, if she doesnt eat it in 30 minutes, take it away - she will learn within a week that food comes at these times and that is it. Get a high quality dry dog food and no human food - we use blue buffalo, but plenty of good options out there - I say that since the terd looks really soft. With a consistent timing of food consumption, will be consistent pooping. I know for our dog, just bringing her out isnt enough unless she REALLY needs to poop - take a few minutes and play fetch or another running activity which will help get her to go.
4) If it is seperation anxiety that is a part of the problem (very well could be a contributing factor due to her lack of alone time), work on that by just going through your routine (grab keys, wallet, put in crate, etc) and then leaving the house for 5 seconds...coming back in, increasing to 10 seconds, coming back in....etc, it is training so she understand that everytime you leave, you will be back very soon. Obviously the time jumps can increase exponentially. Monitor her with a camera (laptop skype that auto answers calls works well on the cheap) so you can see how she is doing - look for signs of anxiety (lip licking, ears back, pacing). You want to go back inside BEFORE she does starts barking or crying - you dont want to create the behavior pattern where she thinks that is what brings you home. Our dog had full blown panic attacks (crying, throwing herself against the door) when we first adopted her, it took 3 months to work up to a 4 hours, but she was fairly dramatic. Time consuming treats can help her stay calm (Kongs with frozen peanutbutter is what we used). She was also not fully house trained when we adopted her, so I had the full spectrum.
I'm just here for the Christian the type of dude comments
Lmao this title is so dramatic
Maxx response " I am not a bird..." cracks me up!!!
My yorkie has the same problem! We purchased an X-pen for him instead of putting him in his crate when we are gone. It has helped with the issue but it still occurs once in a while just not as often!