The editing on this video makes such good comedic timing. A shame that the viewer's eyes would be closed from sleepiness, incapable of appreciating this gold.
I absolutely love when Ryan does the rude asmr. 😆 Fun fact: I've actually seen a waitor turn down a person because they had on a shirt with the mcdonalds logo on it.
I always like to imagine that we’re actually Peter Jackson or Steven Spielberg and that the waiter just doesn’t watch movies so we just enjoy screwing with him
Rarely comment at all let alone this much haha but I've watched so many different channels for ASMR when I found out about it and it definitely works for me, but Ryan you are hands down my favorite one soothing voice to pass out to while also laughing dude. Great variety and effort and fun videos as always my dude. One love and keep them coming.
the few minutes later like spongebob 😂😂😂 15 min later.. 30 min later … Ryan is so funny , been watching him 4-5 years and always been the best at what he do🔥🔥. We love you Ryan ❤️❤️!! Keep up everything that you continue to strive for!!
I'll take the chef's special! Really enjoyed this video. Reminded me of the new thriller movie I just watched called the Menu. It seems like a movie you'd like. Either way, I was gonna ask if you wanna game sometime, just built a new PC, catch a couple BR dubs together haha. I like all kinds of games, and just like having fun :)
Something seems off about this waiter. No one who works as a member of a restaurant's waitstaff has a 3-storey yacht. I think he's lying to us and his friend...
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There’s an argument that can be made that there are only 4 stars on the thumbnail, but with the addition of Ryan’s face, there are five stars.
W rizz
@@DrChode some would go as far as saying impeccable rizz
Rizzard of ozz
Rizzly bear
Mike rizzowskie
The editing on this video makes such good comedic timing. A shame that the viewer's eyes would be closed from sleepiness, incapable of appreciating this gold.
Probably the best asmr channel I’ve seen because he’s funny but also relaxing
Please do a rude customer one!
Great idea!
Alternative name:Karen Roleplay
@@XPGrindDeathking thanks! 🙂
I absolutely love when Ryan does the rude asmr. 😆
Fun fact: I've actually seen a waitor turn down a person because they had on a shirt with the mcdonalds logo on it.
I’ll take the chef’s special
I watch a lot of asmr and you’re the only asmrtist that creates videos like these where I can watch the whole video and be intrigued throughout!
the constant patrick bateman diction is amazing lol
So relaxing 😌
I can't wait til Ryan uses his Oscar Award worthy powers to break the 4th wall and we see the Rude & Nice waiters clash in the same video 😎🔥❤
J’adore vos vidéos s’il vous plaît n’arrêter jamais ! bisous de Paris 🤍
ryans the only persons asmr vids i actually watch all of and fall asleep too gotta love it
I always like to imagine that we’re actually Peter Jackson or Steven Spielberg and that the waiter just doesn’t watch movies so we just enjoy screwing with him
😂😂😂
this is why we keep coming back to this restaurant
Just the beginning made me laugh. Love your videos Ryan!
"Your drip... is still disgusting" really got me 😂😂
Rarely comment at all let alone this much haha but I've watched so many different channels for ASMR when I found out about it and it definitely works for me, but Ryan you are hands down my favorite one soothing voice to pass out to while also laughing dude. Great variety and effort and fun videos as always my dude. One love and keep them coming.
this was amazing Ryan what a great video!!!
The fact that he gulped the wine lol
🤣🤣🤣 he got a buzz creating our video
15:03 bro really said “🤨” 🤣
OMG DORSIA??? I DIDNT
KNOW THAT THE RESTAURANT WAS THIS CLASSY
oh i understand the thumbnail, there's 4 gold stars, then Ryan is the 5th and shiniest gold star
the few minutes later like spongebob 😂😂😂
15 min later..
30 min later …
Ryan is so funny , been watching him 4-5 years and always been the best at what he do🔥🔥. We love you Ryan ❤️❤️!! Keep up everything that you continue to strive for!!
who is spongebob
@@notcakey 😭☠
I love these waiter videos. it's always funny and relaxing.
tbh best roleplayer
My man’s a true heel wrestling fans will know
I love the asmr ryan
The best days is when ryan uploads.
Did.....did you just put ranch on my Caesar salad....well you got rid of me. XD
"I will pay you 7,000 dollars to say ONE thing to me that isn't, at the bare minimum, mildly passive-aggressive."
another one with lore from other episodes, love how this is coming along with the lore
"I'll Take The Chef's Special"
I’m a hood dude doing food reviews on my CZcams channel :)
"they look like they work at a mcdonalds" -me in my step-dads htf shirt from when he was in high school-
We just love you Ryan!☺️☺️🥰
Where do you actually get the dessert pockets from🧐 ?
me: can you move it along im running out of time cards
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Ya know, id kill to get into this place! Say, hows Paul Allen doing? Ive heard its easy for him to get a reservation here.
It's easy for him to get reservations because he clearly has the best Business Card, I mean- Oh god... The tasteful thickness of it...
"It's customary to ask if you have any allergies"
"Nuts, actually"
"I don't care"
Me, planning my lawsuit:
I actually work at a 5 star restaurant, I wish I could act like this sometimes
As a waiter i am like this to every customer
Merry Christmas I love these videos ❤️❤️😄❤️
I'll take the chefs special.... So I can throw it at the walls of this terrible establishment full of high quality tingles
ASMR Best Way To Go To Sleep 😴💤
I can’t wait for John Quiñones to come out and do the big reveal
As soon as you mentioned dorsia, everything made sense
Yo I'm Early And AGAIN THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR THESE RELAXING VIDS!
The thumbnail alone makes me hungry
Dorsia 😂, I like that American Psycho reference there
my favorite channel
how am I supposed to sleep if I'm laughing
Love it so much
🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰
I'll take the chef's special! Really enjoyed this video. Reminded me of the new thriller movie I just watched called the Menu. It seems like a movie you'd like. Either way, I was gonna ask if you wanna game sometime, just built a new PC, catch a couple BR dubs together haha. I like all kinds of games, and just like having fun :)
🤣🤣I love these funny ones
haven’t had quality content like this in years ryan.
"I imagine you would scarf it down like the cow you are" Savage
I’ll take the chef’s special. :)
5 stars!
I'll take the chef's special hehehe
i will take the chef's special 🧐
Great video as always
I love your roleplays
I keep imagining this is like an undercover boss scenrio but undercover food critic and I'm about to ruin this mans whole career.
I'll take the chefs special
⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
He taught me how to count
-a guy who works in a macdonalds or something
I will have the chef's special.
The chug of the wine 💀💀💀
I love asmr Ryan The video of physio bf made me cringe a little and I was laughing 😂😂
I would say I’ll take the chef’s special, but I don’t think I do if it’s got Pablo’s special sauce/seasonings.
Can't believe I got into Dorsia. Some people would kill to get in.
Love it
I give your Video one Million Out of 5 star
Out of silverware and napkins lol the rudeness is top notch !
My favorite is the hol video i ben subscribers since your first video
I love the reference
Now let's see paul Allen's check
ill take the chef’s special
I'll take the chef's special!
i’ll take the chefs special
If it was a real restaurent it would be one star!
(EDIT)The waiter saying good night:
Me: Good night kid!
waiter waiter theres a fly in my soup
mmmm. I'll take the chef's special
Not the hands on the salad. 🤣
I’ll have the chef’s special
Something seems off about this waiter. No one who works as a member of a restaurant's waitstaff has a 3-storey yacht. I think he's lying to us and his friend...
Probably a manager that had to cover a shift for a waiter who called out, would explain why he’s so rude and actually makes money lol
The can of whoop ass 😂
I’ll take the chef’s special.
I’ll take the Chef’s special👨🍳
Instant like from the title
For your next cosplay same can u do a bootcamp drill Sargent you would do great 👍
Dorsea damn that’s fancy😎
I fell asleep right before this was released, major bummer :(
i'll take the chef's special
The way i would have tried to slap you so many times is just-😭✊
You can always be thinner, look better 🥸
Ill take the chefs order provided I don't get poisoned
I'll take the chef's special and that foamy $5 bottle of wine
Damn. I was wearing my good suit too
Tingleeees
This exactly what I imagine dorcia being like and the Logan Paul crypto jabs are hilarious
Luv the 9.00$ wine
Bro got humbled 💀
Idk if someone pointed it out, but nice American psycho reference