Two and a Half Men - All intros
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- čas přidán 23. 03. 2012
- All Two and a Half Men intros - seasons 1 to 9, including alternate, short and special intros...
PS: Sorry about the 'lagging' text at the beggining, I made the video in Photoshop CS6 beta, so it isn't smooth...
0:00 - Intro
0:09 - Season 1
0:33 - Season 2
0:53 - Season 2 alternate
1:17 - Season 3
1:39 - Season 4
2:02 - Season 5
2:25 - Season 6
2:47 - Season 7
3:10 - Season 8
3:33 - Season 9
3:57 - Season 9 intro 2
4:20 - Short intro S1-S8
4:29 - Short intro S9
4:35 - CSI crossover (S05E17)
4:49 - Outro - Zábava
when a feminist has a nightmare she hear's this song in the dream
ZiX x lol
XD
😂😂😂😂
😂
Haha made my day 😂
what the fuck am i doing with my life
Nothing.
idk mate😁
uncle ben
uncle ben
Making some good rice
uncle ben you & I like many🤣😜😱🤣🤣
Her : "He's probably out cheating on me"
Me and the boys :
Oh wow. If it isn’t the rare one eyed ghoul lol
*me and the men
Topical since we're talking about Charlie Sheen's show (sorry easy joke couldn't resist)
stfu
@@iamapokerface8992 no you
I love the transitions of Jake from kid to adult.
Right ??? Its so clean for an old show give the editor an Oscar 🗿🍷
should of left jake in the middle regardless of the change
Can't believe I'm watching this just to see Jake's head change. 😂
+Zoe Hunter me tolol
Aren't we all
+Zoe Hunter I KNEW HIS FACE WASNT ALWAYS THE SAME
me tooo......
Ha same
Two and A half men without charlie is like batman without batman
They call it Gotham
Simile
This an example of a simile
Xd
More like batman and robin without batman.
Agree
I think them editing it every season to show Jake growing up is the smartest thing they could’ve done!
3:34 instant death of the show
I disagree although a big fan of the original. It was very funny!
Agreed, Ashton Kutcher sucked and seemed stupid and out of context on the show.🫢
Best song with only one word
It has 2
menly
it isn´t a word it is an adverb
Nope. Men men men men manly men men men oohh
Actually, there's 3
Men, menly, Houu
The more they say men, the less it’s sounds like a word
applies to every word
Not a fan of the show just the theme song. Time 2:11PM Tues 2/11/20
As a kid all I heard was mem
It sounds like Ben sometimes
Bowl
I love how slowed down and jazzed up it gets on season 3 😂
Tbh I didn't like the adjustment to the song but if I was watching it without other intros I wouldn't notice
This theme is actually catchy
I don’t care what anyone says, this show died when Charlie Sheen left the show.
He got fired.
Dude that’s what everyone says
Teryaki Jerk And it’s the truth.
@@tubularcandy812 He basically got way too hard to handle so they just let him go
i agree
When they said “men” I really felt that
JJISSOAWESOME Brenner r/woooooooooooooooosh
Ultimo burger Guy r/woooooooosh
ngl I felt ooooooooooooooooh more
Ultimo burger Guy lol he deleted his comment
Which one out of the 254?
The genius of this intro is how revolutionary it is. It totally broke the status quo of classic TV shows theme song with the characters smiling at the camera and their name appearing on the screen. This was so innovative
Bro this is the most bog-standard sitcom of all time. There were plenty of intros that didn't do the characters smiling at the camera thing before this. It's like, a fine show but it's not a work of revolutionary genius. Arrested Development premiered like two months later. That's a revolutionary sitcom.
Happy 20th Anniversary to one of the greatest sitcoms in television history. Two and a Half Men
Love the pfp
I liked the part when they said ''Men'' in this video.
Me too
Koray Sengün r/whooosh
when did you hear that?
And also 'Manly'
Kieran H also “ohhhhhhhh” then my 4th best part is “ahhhhhh”
The video ends at 3:33, You are welcome
no it dosent the good season starts at 3:34
Frank Laustin thanks man!
Thank You!!
Just a guy Dumbfuck
Thanks good man
I always remember hearing this intro late at night.
My grandfather would always have this on TV and Id hear it in the other room for a few years... Nostalgic for me even though I never actually watched this show before lol
I don't even watch this show why have I watched this 4 times
liv u should start watching it
Nah it all was good
Literally same
Ye
Lol, same 😂
Two and a half men without Charlie is like having cereal with just milk
No because Ashton kutcher is the lucky charms
Muzammil Ahmed I’m sure you would
@@muzammilahmed200 do it
Thats not bad though
@@muzammilahmed200 did you do it pussy?
I don’t think there will ever be an intro as iconic as this one
I think this is only iconic to a very nieche group of people
"Our whole universe was in a hot dense state..."
@@RealFegaBoychuck lorre on a banger streak
I can name like twenty that are more iconic
@@legendaccount3247 Math, science, history
Unravelling the mystery
It all started with a big bang
I don't and never will get tired of saying, I love and miss Two and a Half Men so much. I used to be so happy, having so little, but what little I had was enough. I was 10-11 years old at the time I started watching this more than amazing series, now I'm 19 years old, 11 months to turn 20 years old. Happy that this series exist, but sad that it's over. ❤😢💔
awwe thats so weert youre so cute i lieke liitle hcidren too! lets do fufnny secual things/ maybe?
@@garrett4820wtf?
Alan's "who the f*ck is this guy?" face is priceless.
Montesama314 I'm going to have a fucking piss after this!
@@oliviabrady4680 why?
Jake aging during the last parts is so uncomfortable
Yeah, it creeps me out, too. They should've re-recorded Jake all the way through, not just at the end of the song.
I actually like it
No I agree it's so fucking weird
Disagreed
Why?
That fact this is 8 years old, i feel old
Two and a Half Men without Charlie is like Pirates of the Carribean without Jack Sparrow
After a certain point, they should've just changed the title to "Three Men"
Ben101 yes. And after a certain point, Alan ceased being half a man and became a whole man. That was the joke I was making
@@ericspenceri9449 nah that guy is still half a man
I never really watched the show, but reading about the changes made towards the end of its run, it sounds like the show aged out of its initial premise and was desperate for new ideas.
It eventually became Three Men. Then it became Two Men and A Lesbian then it went back to two and a half men
Yass
When you find out Jakes Singing voice is actually an older woman's 😭
Amber's Rainbow wut 😳😳rly
Amber's Rainbow It was actually E.G Daily the lady that voices Tommy on the Rugrats
Amber's Rainbow I KNEW I WASNT CRAZY I KNEW IT WAS A WOMAN
It sounded like a women's but I was ant sure
Amber's Rainbow of course it's someone else
god some people just don't get how voices work
Maybe not the best show for kids but I watched it as a kid and it was great!
I've been watching Season 11 recently, and it's occured to me:
For Season 11, they could very well have had Jenny(Charlie's daughter) appear in the intro and sing to Jake's old audio from the pre-Walden seasons, in the same way that Walden sang to Charlie's old audio from S10 onwards, and Jake sang Walden's S9 audio in S10.
I LOVE ALANS FACE WHEN ASHTON POPS UP HE IS LIKE WTF!?!?
He can't resist looking at the camera like "ya hearing this?"
HAHAHA
Alan: Who da fuck is this?
Alan just represent the whole audience at that moment .... like:"who da fuck is this? Where is Charlie?" lol
@@aesir1ases64 note Charlie got fired on the show
3:41 Alan: Who the hell is this?
😂😂😂😂 a man
lol
I know, his reaction was like, "dafuq?"
Micheal kelso
CookieCrisp iii
Can get stuck in my head for years in end. Why’s it so catchy?
Beautiful masterpiece
Charlie is life, Charlie is love, Charlie is everything!
CANT WATCH LAST FEW SEASONS WITHOUT HIM.
agreed :)
agree
True
OF COURSE I LOVE CHARLIE
+ilya nikitin L'agree
People: you can't do a song with one word
Two and half men: hold my beer
Actually they sing with 2 words so give the beer back
X-Files: Am I a joke to you?
stfu
"Manly men"
Actually 3 words
With or without Charlie, it's one of my favorite shows ever. I really miss it.
years later figuring out the little boys singing voice is tommy pickles from rugrats (E.G Daily)
Just pointing out: At 3:42, you can see Jon Cryer thinking “Who is that?” when Ashton Kutcher pops up
Jeff Leonard hahaha
Wow
Hahahahahahahahahahahah😂😂😂😂😂
Oh shit. I was thinking "This person is just being weird with a 'made you look' or something like it" but I'll be damned, he really does have that look!
Nice catch man had me dying when I went back haha
season 2 was a weird phase
I liked it
Truuuuu like what was going on😂
Why did they change it back? Fans didn't like it or something?
You’re not wrong
Flarecrow True
It still feels weird that this show is no longer going. It’s only been 6 years since it ended which really isn’t that long, but it was around for so many years it felt like it would go on forever like The Simpsons. Hell, It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia has somehow managed to literally outlive this show and every other live action comedy to debut in the 2000s
True. It still had a pretty long run though. Not many live action comedies last over a decade. At least this show got 12 seasons, although the last four were way past it's peak. And It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia premiered 2 years after Two And A Half Men, so it didn't outlive it. I wonder how long the show would've lasted if Charlie wasn't fired.
And I can't think of anyone who watches that show no channel in Australia even show's it.
Many people hated that Kutcher was on it.
I miss this show
Charlie left then Jake left should've been the end of that show
They should not have gotten rid of Charlie. That was a stupid idea.
Justin Katsopolis yep, chuck lorre getting butthurt from Charlie’s comments. If only Alan and Jake left when Charlie did, they would definitely have cancelled the show then
@dan290786 I bought the whole box set enjoyed it but when Ashton Kutcher came in I noticed he does not provide the same comedy that Charlie Sheen does. Charlie wants to be in the Two And A Half Men reboot. Have you ever seen The Big Bang Theroy How I Met Your Mother or Full House?
Justin Katsopolis what??? They are doing a reboot??? But Two and a half men only ended 3 years ago??? What??
@dan290786 Well to what I read Chuck Lorre is planing one with out Charlie but Charlie wants to be in it. Have you ever seen The Big Bang Theory How I Met Your Mother or Full House at all? Did you know John Stamos was asked to replace Charlie Sheen he would have done way better then Ashton Kutcher in my opinion. This might be something that might explain what I was talking about
people.com/tv/charlie-sheen-campaigns-two-half-men-reboot-roseanne/
When you ask Elton John what he is sexually attracted too
Lmao
Mate got me laughing here
Random Human: So Elton what preference do you have?
Elton: * The intro plays *
True and funny
What is the song that they used for the csi cross over
“CBS was once a network that was reverent and clean, but today they got some shows that are remarkably obscene”
“Like that show about a little boy who lives with Charlie Sheen!”
BARS
I’m just so addicted to this, can’t tell why!
Good job the series ended, any more and the kid would have morphed into a giraffe 😂
Lmao 😂😂
And the adults will become old people
lmaoooo
his name is jake and he is a legend
@@victorokeke3395 23 33332222??????? 3??98.66!6
Not defending Charlie or Chuck, but this show is completely nonsense without Charlie. Reasons why the show is not good after season 8 :
Alan becomes a liar, jerk and manipulator
Rose still appears. She is the worst. Tortured Charlie, kept him locked, lied, stalked him and his family, and even Walden was her victim
Walden is the goody boy
No more one night things. Both of them stay with one woman.
There is no more 2 men and a half
Jake is gone
Good reasoning. But I'm pretty sure Alan was turning into charlie before he left
Alan downfall is actually hella good as he was this moral character but ending being worse than Charlie lol.
It's like The Simpsons without Homer
You forgot the biggest reason- *No Charlie!*
Not to forget that by the end of the show, Alan was the 0.5 man
This theme song is the best out of every sitcom ever made Its so catchy
Who remembers waking up to this show on the tv randomly at 10pm - 2 am at night
I grew up watching this show. This theme will always be in my head.
Season 1-8?
Same here. I am currently watching S9. Idk why people hate the show after charlie. I mean I miss Charlie bt Aston is great too. It's still watchable and funny
@@shreyasbiswas charlie is the literal point that this show exists
"Men men men men, manly men men men!"
"Men men men men, manly men men men!"
"Men men men men, manly men, oo hoo hoo, hoo hoo, oo
"Men men men men, manly men men men!"
"Men men men men, manly men men men!"
"Men ..”
When is that part?
Thanks for the lyrics, I was searching for them. :)
Men men men men manli men
Walden smith
Don’t forget the “aHhH” 😌
@@LoscompasIS His name was ,,Walden Schmidt’’, on his real name Ashton Kutcher.
anybody else just fell so nostalgic
I miss this show... it was so good and funny
The person who sings Jake's part is the lady who plays Tommy Pickles from the Rugrats :P
ChaseEverything isn’t that Tara Strong??
ChaseEverything
I
Yeppers its E.G. Daily aka Elizabeth Daily. The girl in Rod Stewart's young Turks video, and She played Lauren in one of my favorite 80s movies, aka Valley Girl.
@@amyholley4331 She also sung two songs in the Scarface movie and soundtrack. Elizabeth Daily is amazingly talented. She was also Dottie in Pee-Wee's Big Adventure.
Awwwn
Charlie in the first seasons was adorable: 3
He looks pretty much the same in every intro
@@ChaseRapoport11 I think they mean Jake
@@SomethingInteresting001 mt
Is this comment a joke
@@ChaseRapoport11 because it’s the same clip lol
Lyrics are just on point. Top notch.
The more I watch this the more I love it
*Nostalgia When My Grandpa Would Watch This Every Morning*
Sounds like ur grandpa has a good taste in TV
Kutcher's appearance is so bad, even Alan is like wtf
Even he knew the show would never be the same
It litterally felt like watching that 70s show im not saying that Kutcher is a bad actor he isn't. But it felt like watching Kelso with more iq and more money. It basically became that 70s show with alan harper, which isn't necesarrally bad but isnt good either, its just meh. Its got good moments but its not the same, I wouldnt call it two and a half men, more like that 2010s show.
Hopefully some day shows realize that replacing the lead actor with someone else doesn’t work out
@@diegolarrea7932 Well Kutcher is actually a bad actor.
@@stevem2323 i wouldn't say he's bad nor a good actor he's a C grade actor. He can do good performances like in the butterfly effect or shitty ones like in dude where's my car.
But Sheen made the show what it was
iconic
been stuck in my head for years
I’ve reached this stage in quarantine
People: You can't make an intro song with one word
Two And A Half Men: hold my men
edit: y'all i honestly didn't know that there was a second word and that it was "manly" lmao english is not my first language and i only remembered the word "men" in my memories- 😭💀
Actually 2 but still get the point
Awesome
RYLE SALUNGA just dismiss my comment
ooh and ahh: am i a joke to you?
3 if u include ahh you would know if u read my reply
This evelution from jake ;)
Alexander Elven evolution* you fuckwit
Nathaniel Paul-Collis who gives a fuck you grammar nazi piece of shit
frcik ur life
Have you seen him now? He looks like a drug addict
@Swane Mapper Alpha you're not alone 😂
I love this song
Man i remember this tv show, i never cared about it or liked it even but i remember in 2012-2013 when i was like 7 or 8 years old this show would come on often, the nostalgia... Man, i kinda miss those times, crazy how time goes by so fast, im 18 now
Ashton Kutcher is a great actor who brought a lot to the show and kept it alive for long. Props to him.
However, no one could replace Charlie Sheen and the legacy he left behind when they cut ties with him. The Charlie Sheen days were truly the peak of the show.
Season 1-8 okayyyy
Season 9 WAT DuH HeLL?!?!?
Ace Witch Hunter I kinda liked Ashton Kutcher in the seasons 9-10 but then the show tailed off imo....
I hated all the seasons without Charlie except season 11
kutcher destroyed the series
Lincoln Asthon did it well, but obviously it wasn’t the same show without Charlie
@@mute8005 I also prefer Charlie, but i like Seasons 9 and 10. Seasons 11 and 12 are terrible.
This brings me back ☺
My friends and I tried doing this about 8 years ago, then just on the weekend at a party, we recreated it haha, was so fun.
the word men no longer has meaning to me
Woah
I love watching the "half man" grow up over the years
Watching this right now! Love these guys!!!
I was today years old when I found out the voice singing Jake's part in the show was E.G. Daily, who played multiple cartoon roles including Tommy Pickles in "Rugrats" and Buttercup in "The Powerpuff Girls"
I love when season 9 Jon Cryer has a WTF look on his face when Ashton Kutcher pops up.
Who knew Charlie Sheen had such a good singing voice?
Jason Irelan its a Joke rigth?
@@samuelsalguero9050 no
Ok
That sounds less like Sheen and More like Homer Simpson
New3DSLUIGI364 no it doesn’t
NOSTALGIA. I remember when I was like 4 and it was late at night I was at my grandfather’s house in the living room and god I remember this it’s so nostalgic
what a beautiful series
Charlie is the best
Charlie sheen got HIV
The one and only
@@wolfmanrick1126 and?
Yes..
Charlie will always be the best because how can we forget come on Charlie give Mommy her bra back and he pulls it out of his pants oh now sweetie that is just sick that is Charlie Sheen for you everybody
WHY DO I HEAR HOMER SIMPSON'S VOICE IN THIS SONG?!!
same -
Oh no I can’t unhear it either 😂
Very deep and thought-provoking lyrics, really spoke to me
Just finish Two and a Half Men !
For me this is the best show i've have ever watched
Its been a plesure and fun to watch this show
Thank you for the beautiful times
❤❤❤❤
When they said men that really hit home i felt that
stfu
It's weird. 5/6 years later and I still catch myself in the shower in the morning singing this song. Absolutely fenominal. Hats off to you Chuck Lorrie.
That "award winning smile" that Alan has is amazing
Is been 20 year's since Two & A Half Men came out also this show still greatest of all time Charlie Sheen has everyone happy all of our face and make us laugh as well thank you so much for our memories
Imagine if in real life people grew up or had a haircut suddenly by singing “Aaaaah”
That'd be terrifying.
@@aquastartv1895 facts like wtf was this person even thinking lol
Season 9 is when this show went downhill.
J E T S Jets jets jets Yeah it went totally downhill when Charlie left the show
Definetly
I actually thought season 9 was pretty good, albeit not AS good without Charlie. But after that, the show went to crap.
@@itscarter4864 if you mean he left as in he quit, i'm just making sure, because I'm pretty sure he was fired.
You are
When u ask James Charles which gender he loves :
I still remember when i first saw this on tv i was like so dumb but here i am now listening to the intro Two and a half men.
This has been stuck in my head all week *even though I’ve never watched an episode of this in my life. I don’t even know where I learned the song from. It’s just there. IT WON’T STOP*
I LOVE Jake in ALL seasons! I can't believe the ratings were HIGHER when Charlie was replaced! Charlie is the man and he rocks!! Definitely NOT the same without him! He's absolutely hilarious and I almost rolled off my bed laughing bc of him!! I love you Charlie!!!!
Scooby wiggle
Samsung galaxy
No doubt
@GD goldenpotat0 oh ok i get it
@GD goldenpotat0 pretty sure that wasn't the reason lol
Kris Costello ratings where not higher
Can y'all believe that Jake's part was sung by a women? I never knew until yesterday
In the season 2 opening, I wouldn’t be surprised if Jake messing up his hat and Charlie getting Jake’s hand out of his face was improvised. lol
Season 9's opening is just strange, the background looks too fake and Alan and Jake's heads are too low and everything just looks forced and uncomfortable
It kind of makes sense because in the show Waldon just pops up out of nowhere
Charlie was whole spirit of the show not the same without him
Totally agree with you! ....
This has made me feel so old
I still can't believe that it was E.G. Daily that sang Jake's intro... 🤯