Family Guy Stereotypes

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  • čas přidán 9. 06. 2014
  • These are some examples seen in the popular TV show "Family Guy" done as a project for my English class

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  • @spongemon1
    @spongemon1 Před 3 lety +4623

    I’m Asian and can confirm Dad’s don’t talk to us until we’re doctors

    • @NewAgeSlaves
      @NewAgeSlaves Před 3 lety +49

      r e l i a b l e

    • @mariobros8526
      @mariobros8526 Před 3 lety +104

      Exactly the same like Afro-American dads, they don't talk to their kids as well... ;)

    • @fgyhgrdtdyovitc
      @fgyhgrdtdyovitc Před 3 lety +20

      Mine a little different its engineer

    • @rerumusic9621
      @rerumusic9621 Před 3 lety +15

      talk to me when you doctor

    • @kevin_1230
      @kevin_1230 Před 3 lety +5

      What if you never become a doctor?

  • @gutz1981
    @gutz1981 Před 4 lety +9333

    Stereotypical jokes bring more people together than angry demands from offended people.

    • @renelarousse621
      @renelarousse621 Před 4 lety +117

      If the angry demands from offended people weren't a thing, there wouldn't be stereotypical jokes, there would be minorities who are 2nd class.

    • @mikespearwood3914
      @mikespearwood3914 Před 4 lety +284

      @@renelarousse621 No, stereotype jokes would still exist. They have nothing to do with people being "2nd class minorities".

    • @amilueur
      @amilueur Před 4 lety +13

      @@renelarousse621 Lol!

    • @myusernamerocks3
      @myusernamerocks3 Před 3 lety +118

      But how would Democrats ever get anyone to vote for them again if they didn’t bitch and complain 24/7 about every little thing like annoying whiny little bitches?

    • @ACk-vu6ik
      @ACk-vu6ik Před 3 lety +23

      So black people can't demand justice and equality from a country called the land of the free??

  • @kingpin6989
    @kingpin6989 Před 3 lety +9469

    As a Canadian this is DEEPLY offensive...
    ...There's ZERO chance we'd lose to Mexico at Curling.

  • @starkiller3098
    @starkiller3098 Před 3 lety +5440

    "It's not racist if it's funny"
    -Genghis Khan

  • @the3prankskateers704
    @the3prankskateers704 Před 5 lety +7323

    The black lady is sooooo accurate for where I live😂

  • @MoonLoonie69
    @MoonLoonie69 Před 4 lety +5273

    You doctor yet?
    No dad, I'm 12
    Talk to me when you doctor!

  • @andys2801
    @andys2801 Před 3 lety +2875

    Every race that got stereotyped: “Man, this is hilarious.”
    Some random white girl: “This is offending me.”

    • @kosog6584
      @kosog6584 Před 3 lety +89

      It's always the white girls in these kinda comments lmao

    • @kosog6584
      @kosog6584 Před 3 lety +12

      @u a Is Karen your favorite internet buzzword or something?

    • @trollhunter2157
      @trollhunter2157 Před 3 lety +14

      @@regina.phalange. stfu you’re the liar leftard

    • @hernancortez5392
      @hernancortez5392 Před 3 lety +2

      Best comment Ive read in a long time

    • @sethandreimasecampo5776
      @sethandreimasecampo5776 Před 3 lety +1

      @@hernancortez5392 This was a one fine comment thread I want more...

  • @labestiapolitica3438
    @labestiapolitica3438 Před 3 lety +446

    "La cucaracha" horn as our national anthem made me laugh hard 🇲🇽!!! Lmao

  • @Raprada
    @Raprada Před 9 lety +7749

    I'm a black asian mexican arab italian lesbian arab I confirm all of those stereotypes are $100% true

    • @Shavenhamster
      @Shavenhamster Před 9 lety +69

      +Riswan Ahmad P Ainsley is that you I thought you was from Caribbean decent.

    • @planetz-976
      @planetz-976 Před 9 lety +58

      ***** Wow your a VERY diverse guy.

    • @planetz-976
      @planetz-976 Před 9 lety +2

      Short Fuse
      how?

    • @juanmatteo2041
      @juanmatteo2041 Před 8 lety +7

      que chingaos mexicano tu?

    • @zw246
      @zw246 Před 8 lety +50

      your family history project in 6th grade must have taken you weeks to finish
      -zak

  • @frogmerchant1404
    @frogmerchant1404 Před 5 lety +1401

    “Talk to me when doctor” seems about right in my family 😭😭😂😂😂😂

  • @twelved4983
    @twelved4983 Před 4 lety +815

    “You doctor yet?”
    “No, Dad, I’m twelve...”
    *”TALK TO ME WHEN YOU DOCTOR!”*

    • @allanb1743
      @allanb1743 Před 4 lety

      Man I should my kid this when I offer to help with his homework to show how other parents deal with their kids education

    • @I_am_milan
      @I_am_milan Před 3 lety

      I actually wouldnt mind this stereotype

    • @cisium1184
      @cisium1184 Před 3 lety +2

      DOOGIE HOWSA DAHKTA AT FAWTEEN! YOU GOT TWO YEEA!

    • @mgm8075
      @mgm8075 Před 3 lety +2

      @milan the stereotype is always funny, but in real life it sucks.

    • @blythesaunders3124
      @blythesaunders3124 Před 3 lety +2

      Correction: You get respect from your Asian father when you’re a doctor.

  • @tigerburn81
    @tigerburn81 Před 4 lety +304

    The best one is missing: "Cutting in line in front of Italians."

  • @Quadraxis
    @Quadraxis Před 5 lety +3209

    I don't know. I feel like the show "MMMMHMMM!" would actually be worth watching as a full series.

    • @1.25speedoneverything7
      @1.25speedoneverything7 Před 5 lety +213

      Already is a series...it's called *"The View"*

    • @jackgray2419
      @jackgray2419 Před 4 lety +29

      @@1.25speedoneverything7 That legitimately made me laugh.

    • @shorty235z
      @shorty235z Před 4 lety +23

      Mmmmhmmmm. Totally agree with you there, honey.

    • @b.lonewolf417
      @b.lonewolf417 Před 4 lety +5

      Hell, I'd watch it!

    • @compherut
      @compherut Před 4 lety +1

      Quadraxis that part slayed mr I would watch it if it was real

  • @Hundred100
    @Hundred100 Před 9 lety +704

    im italian and the italian stereotypes in family guy are often accurate

    • @emeraldtabbycat148
      @emeraldtabbycat148 Před 9 lety +13

      Christ...no wonder other countries wanna bomb our asses.

    • @jordanpeterson2601
      @jordanpeterson2601 Před 9 lety +2

      yeah especially north korea, and plus I met a lot of Mexican immigrants I met hate this country because of this show and they are sterotyped all the time

    • @emeraldtabbycat148
      @emeraldtabbycat148 Před 9 lety +1

      Yeah I know. I've met a few of them. They are PISSED.

    • @jordanpeterson2601
      @jordanpeterson2601 Před 9 lety +2

      Mmmhmm here in charlotte most of them don't really like the USA

    • @SkyFoxTale
      @SkyFoxTale Před 9 lety +19

      Boopadee bopadee

  • @ishmael802
    @ishmael802 Před 3 lety +265

    As a Mexican-American, the curling match with Conunsela made me laugh so hard. 😂😂😂

    • @muse6815
      @muse6815 Před 3 lety +7

      As a Canadian I found it deeply offensive... How could they think we'd lose to Mexico at curling?

    • @obviously_not_dio_brando8566
      @obviously_not_dio_brando8566 Před 3 lety +15

      @@muse6815 you clearly underestimate the sweeping power of latin american house maids

    • @Quinto547
      @Quinto547 Před 3 lety

      all mexican are american, america is a continent...

    • @TrevDawgRS
      @TrevDawgRS Před 2 lety +3

      @@Quinto547 actually the americas or america are two whole continents, but we here in the USA somehow claimed the word american.

    • @hijodelaisla275
      @hijodelaisla275 Před 2 lety +1

      I myself got a chuckle out of "Conunsela."

  • @andreasviken2949
    @andreasviken2949 Před 3 lety +79

    I’m Norwegian and I’m literally shaking rn at the fact that we only got bronze in curling.

    • @awfan221
      @awfan221 Před rokem

      @D Could have lost to Canada in the semis to be fair, which is definitely a possibility. Both countries are formidable at the sport.

  • @BesttBi
    @BesttBi Před 8 lety +7921

    I'm and I thought was funny!

  • @pastelshades2860
    @pastelshades2860 Před 8 lety +5569

    good luck everybody else lol

  • @Paragon._.
    @Paragon._. Před 10 měsíci +19

    As an Asian, I am heavily offended. None of us would ever say “good luck” to anyone who may be effected by our selfish decisions

    • @TestAcct46
      @TestAcct46 Před 2 měsíci +1

      As a fellow asian, I hate that you're right

  • @neliolima9992
    @neliolima9992 Před 4 lety +52

    All these years and I can't stop laughing at the italian one. ACCURATE AF 😂😂

  • @symoneking2070
    @symoneking2070 Před 8 lety +3214

    U DOCTOR YET?!?!

  • @artdeco64
    @artdeco64 Před 8 lety +2148

    My favorite was the Mexican National Anthem.

  • @karthan8253
    @karthan8253 Před 4 lety +47

    when she says "good luck everybody else" lmao that part always gets me

  • @apogena
    @apogena Před 4 lety +113

    *Stereotypes are based on decent amounts of truth - usually cultural and traditional oddities.*

    • @melonmartini4232
      @melonmartini4232 Před 4 lety

      Oof

    • @Jamar742
      @Jamar742 Před 4 lety

      @Michael 😂 you wrong for that😂

    • @a.f9578
      @a.f9578 Před 4 lety

      or minor exceptions overly and badly portrayed .

    • @hyperrunner8531
      @hyperrunner8531 Před 4 lety

      That is until they're negative ones about the group you identify with...

    • @apogena
      @apogena Před 4 lety +7

      ​@@hyperrunner8531 *If you mean me personally... nope. I'd still maintain what I said. I am from a huge group of people called developing nations. Some of us developing-nations people smell bad because we don't shower frequently enough. There is a stereotype about that in the developed nations and there is evidently some truth to it. The underlying idea of what I am saying is that stereotypes don't just form out of thin air and for no reason. The group that is the target of the stereotype has something in their history and culture (some tradition or characteristic (trait) that a significant number of people around the world find repulsive or, at least, unpleasant. Jews, Indians, and the Chinese being cheap (excessively frugal), Americans loving anything that involves fast food, guns, or incredibly fuel-inefficient cars, a vast majority of terrorists coming from Muslim backgrounds, African Americans spending every dollar they make on clothes, sneakers, and baseball caps, Koreans obsessively in love with Karaoke and dog meat... The list goes on and on. My point is that you CANNOT dismiss stereotypes because they are not complete untruths. Instead of dismissing stereotypes, work on fixing the cultural norm or characteristic that you are stereotyped for. If you are someone whose group is stereotyped for being cheap, try to be less cheap. If you are stereotyped for being smelly, take more fucking showers. It's THAT simple.*

  • @MrMockRock
    @MrMockRock Před 8 lety +151

    "Like a black woman in hindsight" is one of my all-time favourite Family Guy bits XD

    • @FurrySupportMain
      @FurrySupportMain Před 5 lety +2

      i like the black woman just saying MmmmmHmmmmmm to each other

    • @GaryTurbo
      @GaryTurbo Před 5 lety +2

      The neck thing was the best part

  • @Leuvis
    @Leuvis Před 6 lety +4135

    I told you, what did i tell you? Did not tell you cuz i told you, uh hm and when did i tell you a long time ago and what did i said would happen when i told you? Exactly what just happened.

  • @FreeportHometown
    @FreeportHometown Před 5 lety +34

    Lmao Consuela’s face gets me every time, she’s so done with everyone’s crap 😂

  • @jk-474
    @jk-474 Před 2 lety +23

    1:56 Seeing Stewie do it gets me every time 🤣🤣

  • @334steven3
    @334steven3 Před 6 lety +4235

    *"How much signal I need to cut across 8 lane?? None?? I turn now, good luck everybody else!!" 😂😂 **0:06*

    • @ericjohnson6634
      @ericjohnson6634 Před 5 lety +64

      *Eight lane

    • @marikoth
      @marikoth Před 5 lety +92

      @Macca’s Movies fuck man, chill

    • @mrsauce9307
      @mrsauce9307 Před 5 lety +31

      Macca’s Movies wow you are a sad sun of bitch now aren’t you?

    • @endingworlds
      @endingworlds Před 5 lety +23

      Where in the hell do they have 8 lanes

    • @Trainer_Red.....
      @Trainer_Red..... Před 5 lety +29

      Jesus christ. Eight and 8 are the same damn thing. Calm yalls little man beavers.

  • @gdm2mm4m72
    @gdm2mm4m72 Před 8 lety +1920

    YOU DOCTOR YET?!

  • @jimno8763
    @jimno8763 Před 3 lety +72

    “If that was me. They are lucky that was not me” 😂🇮🇹

  • @kissfreak9056
    @kissfreak9056 Před 4 lety +18

    0:33 She was moving like a South Park character

  • @segaiuolo
    @segaiuolo Před 5 lety +518

    Italian guy in theoretical situation and the black woman in hindsight: perfect combo.

    • @violenceisfun991
      @violenceisfun991 Před 3 lety +13

      They are natural enemies though

    • @violenceisfun991
      @violenceisfun991 Před 3 lety +6

      czcams.com/video/IKmSEFhrJ-8/video.html

    • @n_coder
      @n_coder Před 3 lety +4

      Italian guy vs. black woman = ultimate crossover

    • @GHC3
      @GHC3 Před 3 lety +4

      That means you will be clairvoyant if they were your parents

    • @ITSHIM1294
      @ITSHIM1294 Před 3 lety +10

      With a flock of Jews flying away to avoid the conflict

  • @Legacy-sw7bv
    @Legacy-sw7bv Před 8 lety +1360

    1 She only went across 5 lanes.

    • @Fakerulez707
      @Fakerulez707 Před 8 lety +148

      Their math logic is out of our boundaries.

    • @tylersmith314
      @tylersmith314 Před 7 lety +37

      +이승현 Real talk though. Was her driving worse than your grammar

    • @user-kg5uw8wd7l
      @user-kg5uw8wd7l Před 7 lety +10

      nope. my grandma's still robust enough to taking care herself

    • @blazedriver913
      @blazedriver913 Před 7 lety +2

      haha. grammar nazi alert!!

    • @Michael-xm4ux
      @Michael-xm4ux Před 6 lety +1

      Thats how you tell it's a joke. Hahahahaha

  • @DiscoGlacier
    @DiscoGlacier Před 3 lety +11

    0:58 I see she's been coached by Cleveland Brown.

  • @aspeltaofkush3540
    @aspeltaofkush3540 Před 4 lety +390

    Japanese girls: “tiny everything.hahaha” You don’t say? 😂

    • @ksvoiceoveractingandmore
      @ksvoiceoveractingandmore Před 4 lety +7

      The Whole point of that segment that I was annoying and funny 😄 this should’ve been a nominate for best annoying segments ever

    • @kikiyun2579
      @kikiyun2579 Před 3 lety

      Watch anime

    • @backslash68
      @backslash68 Před 3 lety +3

      google "hitomi tanaka" and you'll find this joke has no grounds to be.

    • @pythios8982
      @pythios8982 Před 3 lety

      @@backslash68 ahhh AV actresses 👌👌

    • @mikewhocheeseharry5292
      @mikewhocheeseharry5292 Před 2 lety +1

      Their cars, clothes, food like sushi, are tiny.

  • @lorderik237
    @lorderik237 Před 6 lety +69

    I was in Thailand a few months ago, and the first stereotype is so accurate, it's scary. My friend called the traffic laws "traffic suggestions"

  • @itziksmooch8640
    @itziksmooch8640 Před 9 lety +23

    "You doctor yet???״. ״no dad i'm twelve". "Talk to me when you doctor!!" LoL

  • @epsilonlove9867
    @epsilonlove9867 Před 4 lety +6

    0:44 is a mood

  • @AJ42K
    @AJ42K Před 3 lety +8

    The fact that the Bronze Medalist smiling and 2nd place not smiling 1st place with no reaction is accurate.

  • @tomatoisasquishyfruit
    @tomatoisasquishyfruit Před 8 lety +591

    An Indian dad will say this : "You Engineer yet?"

    • @nickganga
      @nickganga Před 8 lety +37

      or Doctor lol

    • @EmptyMan000
      @EmptyMan000 Před 8 lety +13

      You should ask in response: Are you?

    • @rockerneverdie1
      @rockerneverdie1 Před 8 lety +9

      LOL just watch Indian movie "3idiots" kinda accurate that's so hilarious XD

    • @synthwavecat96
      @synthwavecat96 Před 8 lety +13

      American dad: Are you a Marine yet? *dies of lupus a year later* :(

    • @spencerflare387
      @spencerflare387 Před 8 lety

      Yup

  • @hedgehoundable
    @hedgehoundable Před 9 lety +180

    I hear there's going to be a spin off to MMM-HMMM called "OH NO SHE DI'IN'T!"

    • @VinceOmega
      @VinceOmega Před 9 lety +21

      With a movie in the works called "CHIIIIIIIIIIIILLLLLLLLLLLLDDDDDDDDDD"

    • @Rubaiin
      @Rubaiin Před 9 lety +5

      Vince Omega these better happen sometime soon. Oh my God

    • @hedgehoundable
      @hedgehoundable Před 9 lety +18

      Vince Omega There's already a sequel being written up. It's called "GUUUURRRRL!"

    • @Bdawg9891
      @Bdawg9891 Před 9 lety +8

      GroundPoundable And a third one called "Oh, Honey Child!" to wrap up the trilogy

    • @antoniofranco333
      @antoniofranco333 Před 9 lety +12

      GroundPoundable followed by "THIS TOWN NEEDS JESUS!"

  • @ezrachang2756
    @ezrachang2756 Před 3 lety +43

    as an italian i find it so offensive
    that they didn’t make a single mafia joke

    • @Tablixa
      @Tablixa Před 3 lety +2

      As an Italian IM offended on the behalf of no pasta jokes

  • @CopiousDoinksLLC
    @CopiousDoinksLLC Před 4 lety +29

    I don't care what anyone says, Consuela's fucking awesome.

  • @Dylan-ow5nl
    @Dylan-ow5nl Před 9 lety +1204

    first one isn't just a stereotype...

    • @Stuffnsuch736
      @Stuffnsuch736 Před 9 lety +18

      Dylan Rendall www-nrd.nhtsa.dot.gov/Pubs/809956.PDF

    • @reviewdykeusa8347
      @reviewdykeusa8347 Před 9 lety +52

      It's straight up racism

    • @Dylan-ow5nl
      @Dylan-ow5nl Před 9 lety +209

      xxander skyes don't worry, Asians don't have feelings

    • @Mandalore1985
      @Mandalore1985 Před 9 lety +163

      xxander skyes No, it's reality.

    • @bentley2495
      @bentley2495 Před 9 lety +31

      Dylan Rendall Hah! Signals are for the weak. We don't signal because we cut in front of anyone when we want and where we want. It's totally your fault if you back-end into me, at least that's what the insurance will say >:)

  • @drhploveboat
    @drhploveboat Před 8 lety +105

    "good luck everybody else!"

  • @johnkoehler6262
    @johnkoehler6262 Před 3 lety +9

    Consuela at the Olympics was hilarious! Couldn't stop laughing

  • @salmanotb5605
    @salmanotb5605 Před 3 lety +8

    1:50
    As a genuine Middle Eastern man, that sound is made by women only during happy occasions such as weddings. But this video still cracks me up 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @Jon-br8co
      @Jon-br8co Před 2 lety

      No it doesn't, it makes u sad. admit it.

  • @Katarinarabbit
    @Katarinarabbit Před 6 lety +592

    1:46 literally every woman in my family

    • @dannygjk
      @dannygjk Před 6 lety +32

      I was being an asshole one day doing the neck thing and I sprained my neck. XD

    • @leefang4311
      @leefang4311 Před 6 lety +1

      Dan Kelly Lmfao I put a crook in my neck doing the exact same thing

    • @jacoblavy2462
      @jacoblavy2462 Před 5 lety

      I ik 0km
      F v
      7

    • @DocJamesH
      @DocJamesH Před 4 lety +2

      @@dannygjk you're not black enough to do it that much!

    • @Jamar742
      @Jamar742 Před 4 lety +4

      Mine to😂😂 and they look the person up and down😂

  • @heelerashes7936
    @heelerashes7936 Před 8 lety +304

    you doctor yet?!
    no, dad, I'm twelve.
    Talk to me when you doctor!
    LMFAO! >w

  • @hrdknox2000
    @hrdknox2000 Před 3 lety +14

    "I'M COOKING WITH MUSTARD GAS!" OMG I'M FUCKING DYING HERE! LOL!

  • @agentholmes369
    @agentholmes369 Před 2 lety +5

    0:54 I missed Predator saying "Peeeter! Peter!

  • @evanlocke5061
    @evanlocke5061 Před 9 lety +901

    i told you! didnt i tell you! what did i tell you?! cause i told ya! mhmmm and when did i tell you? a looong time agoo! and what did i say would happen when i told you? exxactly what just happened!

  • @Sevv9220
    @Sevv9220 Před 8 lety +1606

    I'm white and I found the asian driving bit hilarious.
    ...that's right...I shook shit up...

  • @clutchtastic_
    @clutchtastic_ Před 4 lety +11

    0:06 There was a try not laugh challenge, and this was the final clip. I lost. I couldn't stop laughing!

  • @georgiajameson8594
    @georgiajameson8594 Před 3 lety +21

    1:42 Translation
    "He did that"
    "Oh no he didn't"
    "Oh yes he did"

  • @greenhat8978
    @greenhat8978 Před 9 lety +83

    so that's what Achmed looked like before he went with Jeff Dunham

  • @jeuel9192
    @jeuel9192 Před 7 lety +1833

    Dude, I'm a Mexican, and that cleaning one and the song made me die!😂😂😂🔥💀😂😂

  • @vasco2105
    @vasco2105 Před 3 lety +326

    *family guy make stereotypes jokes*
    White girls: and I took that personally

    • @angeltheaxo
      @angeltheaxo Před 3 lety +6

      I'm a white girl and I thought it was funny...

    • @vasco2105
      @vasco2105 Před 3 lety +31

      @@angeltheaxo don't took my comment personally

    • @angeltheaxo
      @angeltheaxo Před 3 lety +5

      @@vasco2105 I won't lol

    • @nah8513
      @nah8513 Před 3 lety +12

      As a 13 year old white girl, I’m proud to say I’m a lover of family guy, South Park, the simpsons, and dark humor

    • @saintmav
      @saintmav Před 3 lety +1

      @@nah8513 idk what your pfp Is but i like it

  • @JustinHeideman
    @JustinHeideman Před 3 lety +47

    Racial jokes
    Everyone stereotyped: **doesnt get offended**
    Cancel Culture: *“Now this looks like a job for me”*

    • @RyukyuStyle
      @RyukyuStyle Před 2 lety

      @@dallypurcy3113 idk why are you writing the same things on every comment chain that mentions cancel culture? like it doesnt exist or something... family guy has literally censored and altered jokes. but yeah its clearly just a made up white beta male thing.

    • @tahsina.c
      @tahsina.c Před 2 lety +1

      replace cancel culture with bored white ppl and we good

    • @miloskilibarda3993
      @miloskilibarda3993 Před 2 lety

      Cancel Culture : "Showtime"

    • @udfdsfrgfdrgfd
      @udfdsfrgfdrgfd Před rokem

      @@tahsina.c you just described cancel culture in a nutshell

  • @thisthatandtheotherchan5548
    @thisthatandtheotherchan5548 Před 6 lety +866

    The problem with my girlfriend from Bejing is she use the Wong lane.

    • @NateTheProtestant
      @NateTheProtestant Před 5 lety +19

      They drive on the right side in China though

    • @rockets1671
      @rockets1671 Před 5 lety +16

      Lol she also have tiny everything

    • @SaperBossTv
      @SaperBossTv Před 5 lety +3

      She is tiny everywhere but she roves wong wang

    • @tcmustang3424
      @tcmustang3424 Před 5 lety +21

      This is Wong on so many levels.

    • @jackgray2419
      @jackgray2419 Před 4 lety +1

      How does this not have more likes?

  • @ThatBrunetteFromCali
    @ThatBrunetteFromCali Před 9 lety +397

    I'm Italian and had Asian in laws. Both stereotypes are pretty accurate

    • @Tanzenergise
      @Tanzenergise Před 9 lety +11

      ***** go back into your swamp you frogger! we don't like your kind 'round here!

    • @ThatBrunetteFromCali
      @ThatBrunetteFromCali Před 9 lety +25

      listen everyone. My mother's father has ancestry from Milan, Ischa, and Napoli. Her mother has Scottish, Austrian, and Irish. My fathers mother was from Calabria, his father was a product of a Spanish father and Mexican mother. While I've inherited the last name Cortez through ancestry, I am more Italian than anything else. It is my last name because it is my grandfathers last name as well as my fathers. @Kermit Muppet. @Iron Heart

    • @bentley2495
      @bentley2495 Před 9 lety +19

      Jessica Cortez So because your maternal GRANDfather has Italian ANCESTORS and your paternal GRANDmother is from the country, that makes you Italian despite the various mixes of other nationalities AND no mention of your immediate parents' nationality? Lol. I'm curious: do you have Italian citizenship, speak Italian, and/or know a significant portion of Italy's history?

    • @Jesus-mg3sf
      @Jesus-mg3sf Před 9 lety +8

      Jessica Cortez hahahaha fucking stupid ass.

    • @ThatBrunetteFromCali
      @ThatBrunetteFromCali Před 9 lety +10

      Look, I don't get it either, but it's my ancestry. I'm more Italian than anything else. I do speak Italian, and I had family living there during WW2. I guess my generation inherited a lot of the genetics from both sides. It doesn't make sense, but I am Italian.

  • @jeffersonochoa1860
    @jeffersonochoa1860 Před 3 lety +5

    Then:
    Funny & offensive at the same time😂
    Now:
    1:45 SMG4 SFX

  • @ZipGB8
    @ZipGB8 Před 3 lety +2

    1:49, I always love when they throw in the laughing track after those clips LOL.

  • @meloniez427
    @meloniez427 Před 8 lety +80

    "You doctor yet? U talk to me when you doctor" 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @adonaiyah2196
      @adonaiyah2196 Před 6 lety

      Melonie Zappa Frank Zappas daughter, is that you?

  • @travisthecancerpill3403
    @travisthecancerpill3403 Před 5 lety +281

    The “Asian woman turn signal” and the “Italian guy in any given theoretical situation” sound like something that the creators personally experienced.

    • @nerdiloo9863
      @nerdiloo9863 Před 3 lety +10

      Na - its something we've all experienced.. and if you live in the bay area? At least 3 times a week.

  • @FirstNameLastName1162AD
    @FirstNameLastName1162AD Před 4 lety +16

    Me: You 1.16 yet?
    Minecraft: No. I’m only 1.15
    Me: Talk to me when you 1.16!

    • @iBot.
      @iBot. Před 4 lety +1

      I have come.

  • @peterschulze491
    @peterschulze491 Před 2 lety +15

    "Good luck, everybody else!" LOL

  • @elmenol2719
    @elmenol2719 Před 6 lety +131

    When consuela won and that music played.. lmao

  • @NickHarman
    @NickHarman Před 5 lety +584

    The Mexican National anthem made me laugh so loud everyone in the office turned around to look

    • @vikutaa
      @vikutaa Před 5 lety +64

      Get to work you piece of shit, you don’t get paid to watch family guy.

    • @blueblade455
      @blueblade455 Před 4 lety +2

      Nick Harman Nice!

    • @electric6877
      @electric6877 Před 4 lety +25

      What national anthem? All I heard was La Cucaracha lol

    • @gballeng361
      @gballeng361 Před 4 lety +19

      @@vikutaa Bruhhhh....shut the fuck up

    • @Justis_321
      @Justis_321 Před 4 lety +4

      R/thathappended

  • @tiermax1629
    @tiermax1629 Před 5 lety +12

    _how much signal I need to cross eight lane? None? I turn now._ *Good luck everybody else!*

  • @Tony-112
    @Tony-112 Před 3 lety +4

    "Tiny everything !"
    Well, you're going to love me.

  • @noextrai
    @noextrai Před 8 lety +2600

    God i love the curling match but why didn't the canadian win?
    WILLAM

    • @Twestliw
      @Twestliw Před 8 lety +38

      Lol stfu Willam 😹

    • @LordNeuf
      @LordNeuf Před 8 lety +215

      Because Mexicans sweep better than anyone else.
      BTW Love your beatdown

    • @ellerio5404
      @ellerio5404 Před 8 lety +6

      Yass

    • @DrakenWolfwood
      @DrakenWolfwood Před 8 lety +18

      Omg you're everywhere on youtube

    • @max392
      @max392 Před 8 lety +10

      lol all this time I got it completely wrong. I thought they gave mexicans the first place because canadians are so kind lol

  • @absolutelynot7394
    @absolutelynot7394 Před 5 lety +160

    " Cooking with Mustard Gas "🤣

    • @talentlesscommentermdxxvii9419
      @talentlesscommentermdxxvii9419 Před 3 lety

      Oh fuck how did I miss that?

    • @NewAgeSlaves
      @NewAgeSlaves Před 3 lety

      Brutal

    • @boleyn8463
      @boleyn8463 Před 3 lety

      Can someone explain 😭

    • @NewAgeSlaves
      @NewAgeSlaves Před 3 lety +4

      @@boleyn8463 you use gas for your grills to cook but the joke is mustard gas was used in chemical warfare in wounding the opposition through brutal means the stereotype is that the cook was from Iran his people were involved in said chemical attacks and that sir is the joke

    • @sexyfutbol6252
      @sexyfutbol6252 Před 3 lety +2

      Thank you sir for enlightening us dimwits

  • @mikkihesson3509
    @mikkihesson3509 Před 4 lety +7

    I think of this first clip every time I'm merging on a large highway. lol

  • @mistergeppetto482
    @mistergeppetto482 Před 4 lety +8

    I just love 1:41 to 1:50. Ever since I first saw this on TV I’ve been doing a lot of mmhmm.

  • @CyberSlaYerAka-NinjaThug
    @CyberSlaYerAka-NinjaThug Před 7 lety +58

    1:40 gotta love that moment…

  • @ICantSplel
    @ICantSplel Před 8 lety +641

    The black woman in hindsight, hahaha.

    • @LilLeanCuisine
      @LilLeanCuisine Před 8 lety +56

      +RangerOfAlcyone Get the fuck off this innocent persons comment

    • @ICantSplel
      @ICantSplel Před 8 lety

      ^5

    • @niko1even
      @niko1even Před 8 lety +13

      +ICantSplel lol that one was painfully correct

    • @thesocratesiac4751
      @thesocratesiac4751 Před 6 lety +2

      +RangerOfAlcyone that totally debunked conspiracy theory? lol. good one, "ranger"

    • @thesocratesiac4751
      @thesocratesiac4751 Před 6 lety +2

      +Tron thats a h8 word. be careful. u can criticize the races without using words like that.

  • @BudgetGames69
    @BudgetGames69 Před rokem +3

    0:24 “tiny everything” *looks at chest* 🤣🤣 I CANT BRO XD

  • @mikec8017
    @mikec8017 Před 2 lety +1

    They need to show these on TV again! So freaking funny.

  • @jaredheng3442
    @jaredheng3442 Před 9 lety +76

    I'm asian and I approve

  • @HelloSirHowCanIScamYouToday
    @HelloSirHowCanIScamYouToday Před 8 lety +283

    I'm Arab and still laugh at the last scene lol lelelelelelele!

    • @erikodegaard
      @erikodegaard Před 8 lety +10

      +Jake Doubleyou tought the same
      Thing 😂

    • @muslimninjaassassin2498
      @muslimninjaassassin2498 Před 8 lety +9

      +Desert Assasin
      Normal they do it things like weddings those. (Am marrying a Arab girl)

    • @silent_bob_
      @silent_bob_ Před 8 lety +2

      +Jake Doubleyou Hahahaha, ffs Jake.

    • @JayWelton92
      @JayWelton92 Před 8 lety

      +Desert Assasin Assassin*

    • @crashpal
      @crashpal Před 8 lety +4

      +Jamie Welton Arabian Creed

  • @beansenjoyer3163
    @beansenjoyer3163 Před 3 lety +14

    "It isnt racism if you hate everyone equally"
    -filthyfrank

  • @sketchesforyou8020
    @sketchesforyou8020 Před 3 lety

    That little tune for the Canadian one has been stuck in my head for 2 years.

  • @blueberryboi9426
    @blueberryboi9426 Před 8 lety +98

    Having an Asian mother I can confirm the turn signal thing.

  • @heyyou6264
    @heyyou6264 Před 6 lety +301

    Tiny everything. 😁

  • @sangwoo522
    @sangwoo522 Před 3 lety +7

    As an Asian I do have a tiny dog, phone and my parents are making me go to medical school

    • @jackedkerouac4414
      @jackedkerouac4414 Před 3 lety +1

      As an Asian I always get the bigger phone models to overcompensate

  • @JosephLachh
    @JosephLachh Před 3 lety +3

    I love how Stewie can talk to that guy but his Mom can't understand him.

  • @cthulhu2173
    @cthulhu2173 Před 8 lety +17

    Asian lady + Hummer = Mass destruction

  • @inappropriatelymetv
    @inappropriatelymetv Před 8 lety +427

    Every time i see an Asian driving i make sure i slow down until I'm two cars behind.. JUST IN CASE. I don't care if I'm late , I'm sure my boss will understand.

    • @inappropriatelymetv
      @inappropriatelymetv Před 8 lety +18

      Richard Kang Yup.

    • @adryns
      @adryns Před 8 lety +5

      +Xornoxilus Kaplan I sell dead cats at my local Chinese buffet.. they pay good money lol

    • @adryns
      @adryns Před 8 lety +3

      +Xornoxilus Kaplan The bomb wouldnt even explode since it would be made in china.

    • @ANCIENTASTRONAUT
      @ANCIENTASTRONAUT Před 8 lety +1

      +Vince Cortez I see what you did there....LOL

    • @brooklynnorth3697
      @brooklynnorth3697 Před 8 lety

      +Vince Cortez lmao same xD

  • @georgewashington5675
    @georgewashington5675 Před 5 lety +21

    I told you
    what did i tell you?
    didnt i tell you?
    cuz i told you!
    hmhmm
    and when did i tell you ?
    a long time ago.
    and what did i say what happen when i told you?
    exactly what just happen.

  • @Grinningswen
    @Grinningswen Před 3 lety +10

    1:34 no house in Asia has a bedroom that large.

    • @kingoffongpei
      @kingoffongpei Před rokem +2

      Since the kid had an American accent, it's reasonable to assume that the parents immigrated to America.

  • @ryancortese1456
    @ryancortese1456 Před 9 lety +18

    Italian Guy cutaway kills me every time XD

  • @beesechurger2562
    @beesechurger2562 Před 6 lety +1128

    How much turn signal I need to cross 8 lane? None? Good luck everybody else.
    -Every Asian woman ever.

  • @BigHitMo
    @BigHitMo Před 3 lety +6

    The last one made me smile. But when Stewie started yelling like him, I busted out laughing 😆
    (Oh and I want that cooking apron!) I hope Amazon sells it

  • @Ladylute6699
    @Ladylute6699 Před 5 lety +32

    1:40 I want this to be a real TV show

  • @imikeajr
    @imikeajr Před 9 lety +878

    A person that speaks many languages: Polyglot
    A person that speaks three languages: Trilingual
    A person that speaks two languages: Bilingual
    &
    A person that speaks ONE language: AMERICAN!

    • @imikeajr
      @imikeajr Před 9 lety +9

      ^^ Too serious for a joke? Jeez!! Have some sense of humor man!!

    • @Some_Awe
      @Some_Awe Před 8 lety +56

      miguelitomania americans speak half a language

    • @noway6633
      @noway6633 Před 8 lety +20

      +FatesOfDestiny no thats the English they cant even speak their own language properly

    • @jessica-wk8vg
      @jessica-wk8vg Před 8 lety +15

      & Canadians & Australians.

    • @fkinglolwow
      @fkinglolwow Před 8 lety +16

      +Jessica a lot of canadians speak french because of Québec

  • @FoxyWhispers
    @FoxyWhispers Před 9 lety +63

    GOOD LUCK EVERYBODAYAZ

    • @megananderson3597
      @megananderson3597 Před 9 lety +5

      WOW! This just shows the social hierarchy of our generation. On one hand you have a misogynistic male who is actually threatening this woman with rape and is bullying her because he believes she is a feminist ( I will probably get the reply to fuck off because I am a actually feminist). However on the other hand you have a woman question someone's sexuality to combat his stupidity- Ladies and Gentleman I give you our generation!

    • @FoxyWhispers
      @FoxyWhispers Před 9 lety

      megan Andeson Couldn't have said it better myself.

    • @richard8670
      @richard8670 Před 8 lety +1

      +megan Andeson ahaha you forgot your tinfoil hat

    • @MrFuzzemz
      @MrFuzzemz Před 8 lety +1

      +megan Andeson You must be new to the internet.

    • @ki5aok
      @ki5aok Před 8 lety +1

      +Mr. Fuzzums Or been exposed to it for far too long.

  • @Kakorrhaphiophobe
    @Kakorrhaphiophobe Před 4 lety +2

    “Talk to me when you doctor”
    *Every child with foreign parents felt that*

  • @alastorgamingchannel1877
    @alastorgamingchannel1877 Před 4 lety +10

    1:44 that where that meme sound comes from