The Butcher Army TRIED To EXECUTE Technoblade! /w Quackity, Tubbo DREAM SMP
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- čas přidán 16. 12. 2020
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Technoblade: • Nothing goes wrong. [D...
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Tubbo: / 839660504
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Tubbo twitch: / tubbo
TechnoBlade youtube: / technothepig
Fundy twitch: / fundylive
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Wilbur Soot: / wilbursoot
Punz twitch: / punz
Ranboo twitch: / ranboolive
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Just because the death warrior retired doesn't mean he has lost his fighting spirit
The beast inside of him was sleeping, not dead
@@Karma-nc8zi having a good rest ya know?
And they woke up a sleeping giant
"My name is Technoblade. I'm 21 years old. My house is in the norther snowy terrain, where all the winter villages are, and I am not married. I work as a self-employed manager at my turtle farm. I don't do drugs, but I occasionally drink potions. I make sure I get 14 hours of potato farming everyday no matter what. After having a glass of water and doing about 20 minutes of PvP practices before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. I'm trying to explain that I'm a retired pig who wishes to live a very quiet life. I try to take care not to trouble myself with any enemies that would cause me to lose sleep at night. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn't lose to anyone."
Similar to the phrase
A lion may have gotten old, but he hasn’t forgotten fighting
Quackity: techno it’s 4 vs 1.
Techno: I like those odds.
thats like in omniverse ben 10 and that whood be cool thing if techno said it
@@milicatrajkovic7740 it was also a line in the first or second episode of the mandalorian
@@joshpilege7029 yes the mandalorian one was the first one
@@joshpilege7029 cool
IKR I WAS HOPING HE'D SAY THAT.
I love how amidst all the chaos:
“Hey, hey Techno, I named him friend.”
“That’s fantastic Ghostbur”
11:18
“That’s fantastic ghostbur, that’s fantastic, _I’m about to die ghostbur.”_
He did die 😂
Let's just respect the fact that so far Ghostbur is the only one who actually knocks on Techno's door before entering
It's actually funny that the GHOST is actually knocking XD
@spitfire117 ghostbusters
@spitfire117 ghostbur
Sooo true
@@wisforwinner i shouldn’t have laughed as hard as I did .
When death itself fears Technoblade:
Death built a great great wall on the ethereal boarder to keep Techno out
But Technoblade still fears the death of Carl
@@LOKJAV That's his retirement fund what do you expect
@@LOKJAV fossilnet isn't gonna be happy if carl dies
@@_username Oh yes, fossilnet, one the strongest among Technoblade's voices
"You think death can stop me, Quackity"
-Technoblade
You will be missed, Techno.
sorta sad that death really did stop him
Did it though?
@@madison-3325 yea it did
@@lad579 A man only truly dies once he's forgotten and Techno will be remembered for a very long time
Technoblade never dies?
Everyone talking about Techno. But I am in shock of punz bravery.
Everyone saying “Techno never dies” while im here saying “Techno never goes below 9.5 hearts”
Underrated comment, deserves more likes
@@trashfighter5556 here have a cookie 🍪
@@bujadeejay Ty kind sir 👍
Lies, he drops to 7 hearts before killing everyone 🤣
@@atomikdoggie8403 when? the lowest he was , is when he get thorn dmg after hitting ranboo in court. And even than is 8.5 hearts
Technoblade: "Don't make me kill all of you"
Butchered: "You can't kill us it's a 4v1"
Me: You really think that's a fair fight?
He still destroyed them all(HE FKING KILLED A FULL NETHERITE ARMOR WITH A PICKAXE)
Yes its not fair, because nobody can kill techno, they cant so anything. Poor people...
If the entire universe compressed on itself and come barreling towards him at light speed it would still be an unfair fight in favour of Techno
Of course it's not fair
For them
I mean everyone always forgets the 21v3
He was an excellent streamer, and maybe the best competitive player ever
Wdym was?
@@caincardy7636 He's dead, cancer killed him.
o7
@@caincardy7636 Alex, who played as Technoblade, died of cancer. But Technoblade Never Dies. He only moved to another server
@@caincardy7636 He died.
Maybe?He is the best competitive player ever
Techno is the john wick of the server, if he blew a city down to bedrock for threatening carl, imagine what sort of terror he would incite had carl died
Technoblade: “don’t make me kill all of you”
Them: “it’s a 4v1”
Technoblade: “so anyway I started slashing”
"We have you 4 to 1."
"I like those odds."
Lol I 6v1ed my friends since I’m a sweat
And there bad they have a cps of 10 and I have,one of 11 plus I’m better at mining and getting dias
@@ishaanpradhan4997 cool
@@ishaanpradhan4997 oMG yOuRe jUsT sOoOoOo cOoL!!! 🥵✨
Quackity: "It's a 4v1 techno."
Techno: "I like those odds."
AGREED
Noice
And then he beats quackity with some potions and a pickaxe
Moral of the story: dont ever fight a man with a 1400 winstreak on bedwars.
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12:37 He said u think death can stop me 😭😭😭😭
Even if he Is dead... 😢 he won't stop being the best in Minecraft technoblade never dies! 🐷🕊️
And it really didn't...
His legacy still lives on.
Quackity: it is four vs one!
Technoblade: So it's a fair fight.
It's not really a fair fight, it would take more than that to kill techno
*Technoblade Never Dies*
This has never been more true than here.
Technoblade doesn't die, but he doesn't wish those he cares about to die
TECNO NEVAA DIIES-
BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD
@obliterator deathcon 4 he also fell 100 blocks into the lava, then miraculously land into the fortress
i skipped a heartbeat there
This messed up not going to lie
"If there's one PvP I'm planning to win it's this one"
-Quackity, moments before losing that PvP
Poor quackity he never learned from minecraft Monday
Technoblade had iron armor and a pickaxe vs a netherite big Q
Videos taken before disaster
@@doctor687 and q lost lmao
@@PunchGod741 it was scripted
"It's 4v1"
"And what happened when there were 30 of you"
The fact that Techno was going to finish all four of them off in the beginning if it weren't for the horse and the fact that he killed quackery with a PICKAXE shows that he was a true legend. Rest in peace Techno. o7
Techno killed Fundy with the "Orphan Oblitarator"
*Seems Legit*
😭🤣
Hold up-
I just got it
🥲
Aditya Bhattacharya wilbur was the father of fundy and wilbur is a ghost now which means fundy is a orphan
"Please, *please* don't make me kill all of you"
Is a really cool and funny line
I know right. And he says it with full sincerity too lmao
Can't even blame him because it's just accurate.
@@syystomu truee LOL
Techno Wick lol
If not Quack stealing carl, they all would die ngl
HEH-
I love how you can just here Phil dying of laughter like tho whole time when punz was running around
The fact he didn't lose any heart during the fight is amazing
technoblade is the actual embodiment of "immortal"
edit: rip techno, we will always remember you. technoblade never dies.
Yes
i mean technoblade never dies sooooooooooooooo
absolutely
and he’s going to be a nightmare to deal with with dream at his side
I mean yeah but the entire dream smp is scripted but still the 3 either skeletons chasing him was clutch
"he killed a man in L'manberg with a pickaxe. A FUCKING PICKAXE."
TECHNO WICK NEVER DIES
Wicknoblade
HE HAD POTIONS
@@ruisaltaccount Alex had full enchanted netherite
@@gab2658 That's technoblade tho-
the fact that technoblade only died once with a totem is incredible he just never dies 11:29
What if the butcher army wanted Techno dead…and God said “HEH?!”
hee hee hee haw
I love how techno opens the door and sees ghostbur "HE'S JUST STANDING THERE" pure comedy 😌
if carl died, techno would be so angry he would eliminate the entire server with a snap of a finger
If Carl died, I don't think techno would be waiting for the plot to summon those 50 Withers on l'manberg and the greater smp
HE WOULD BE AN AMGERY
If Carl died, Techno would be....... Inevitable
Never stand between a man and a donation killswitch.
Waiting for carl to die so techno can go on a rampage and then after carl gets revived and he gets killed again and then techno goes on another rampage and carl gets revived again and then di...
quackity: "HOW DID YOU NOT DIE'
technoblade: "I'm just built different"
Lol
Time stamp?
@@imjustskyy2962 1:258596595795895857857958
The madlad is a semi demigod
Oh ha
11:28 the definition of technoblade never dies. Thanks King for all the memories you gave us.
Techno opens the door and sees Wilbur: “HES JUST STANDING THERE”
Wilbur: "Can I help?"
Techno: "...HOW GOOD ARE YOU AT VIOLENCE?!"
Lmfao
Ghostbur voice is heartbreakingly sweet TT
Everybody gangsta till he screams " I CHOOSE BLOOD" and runs at them
BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD
SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE
FOR KHORNE
czcams.com/video/enKTA_BH1sM/video.html.
@Carter Steele yup
Imagine how quick this fight would be over if Quackity didn’t take Carl
Like I’ve never seen the other POVs and their hearts are dropping so quickly
Technoblade is so good at pvp that it was his first time using a totem
The butcher army? more like the butchered army.
holy crap you fricking killed them, dude!
Get emm!! Gottttiii
EEEYYYYYYYYYY
Gotttt emmmmm im wheezingg
AYYYYYY
“Those that show me kindness shall be repayed with kindness tenfold. Those that show me injustice shall be repayed a thousand times over.”
-technoblade
Kill them with bloody
Citation needed
I love that
One of the most wonderful thing I've heard from a pig.
He really lives by those words, and after tommys betrayl, he really repayed that a thousand times over
Technoblade: please don’t make me kill u.
I love how that wasn’t a bluff but an actual plead.
The Blade is extremely good at pvp its satifying seeing him fight
Not much actually if u see the real PVPers, like Lunar players and
Lunar players can clap him
@@abhishek-uf5oo u r funny
“Today we gain respect by killing technoblade”
*lose 4v1*
*gets killed by a pig in iron armor and a pickaxe*
Techno use the Axe in the PickAxe
@Accuser but that doesnt embarrass them. Doesnt make sense with my comment
@@tokinho_qwerty
Maybe it could be formulated as „ *has to take a horse hostage to have a chance to win* „
@Accuser yeah, i hadnt tought it like that. however i would think that making technoblade cooperate shows prowess tbh. it could be frased like the other guy said tho
TechnoBlade still isn't in his final form... Bet he can take on five peeps with the *Orphan Obliterator* and some potions... No potions of harming...
"You spawned withers everywhere." He spawned 2. This is why techno hates you guys
And then there is the second time he attacks and spawn 7 withers XD
@@andreiluca8310 I’m pretty sure that was before this event
@@taylorcapone2908 it was after, this led to techno eventually teaming up with dream
Just making sure everyone knows it’s roll play
@@andreiluca8310 20*
"It's 4 versus 1, Techno."
"I like those odds."
I miss him. He had the hardest lines
" I have a pickaxe and I'm going to put it through ur teeth" Bro it was a netherite armour vs iron armour
13:15 - Quackity: **literally threatening to kill Technoblade**
His chat: *H* *O* *T*
Some people find violence ✨hot✨ because they are MnM's.
@@aryk5933 Or they mean how slow and calm he's talking
@no u Quackity
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Simpsssss
They litterally got scared and threatened him with his horse
But they talked like they would have killed him
Children logic is -100
he was so strong they had to use his horse as a threat
@@richard-cv8wm you dumb? It's obvious it's scripted, in lore is what we're talking about. Do you watch TV shows and say "man this is so scripted"
@@richard-cv8wm loosely scripted. take for example, the manburg vs pogtopia war was scripted to occur but any side could have won. of course, wilbur would have still blown it up in the end but deaths aren't for the most part planned
Quackity: we have you for to one
Techno: *I LIKE THOSE ODDS*
please 😭 why is no one talking abt the fact that quality literally fell out of bed onto the floor
lmao I found that bit so funny
SADist: “imma make this a whole movie”
̳Y̳̳e̳̳s̳
Watch evanmc gaming story
And yet *She* did
Edit: welp I'm dumb
@@Susboyzgamezzz69 I’m not 100% sure but isn’t SAD-ist a girl?
THEY MADE IT SO MUCH MORE PROFESSIONAL AND LIKE- IT FELT LIKE A MOVIE SERIOUSLY
I rate that kidnapping a 2/10, i rate that execution a 0/10
Didn't even die L
I’d rate -1/10 for the execution, they got interrupted by punz, techno escaped twice with help from Dream, and they lost the compass that leads to technoblade’s house. I’d rate it -2 but they did get armor out of it. The kidnapping was accurate
@@RadR1sh they still had techno gear like sword so i'll add +1
Its literally Italy during ww2. A country ran by a bunch of incompetent bafoons except they have equipment. And technoblade is greece itself.
So the final verdict is -3/10 overall?
I love how how they thought a man who won sky wars more Than 500 times in a row thought they would win
"it's 4v1"
That time techno won a 10v1
Getting carl from technoblade is like stealing John Wick's dog.
All it brings is death
@Parasite Nine aight call the other
Fair play ngl
Technoblade chapter 4
Yes
I like how freaked out he was when they showed up saying “I THOUGHT THEY WERE BROKE!” when they using shitty netherite and un enchanted diamond axes with no shields
Well compared to before, thats a lot. After l'manberg fell they were cery broke, so shitty netherite and diamond axes is quite a lot
I think that there netherite armour is the armour that techno gave them
@@thepinkgoblinwhounpluggedy3726 for quackity i dont think it is. Mexican dream left the netherite from the revolution in the chest by Tommy's place, it was the same armour Tommy picked up after Logstedshire was destroyed. I think..
They still lost so
I think they’ve agreed only to use shields in certain battles, it draws fights out too much
"Rip legend😔💫"
"Technoblade never dies"
Techno never dies
And btw i like how techno says "Sike" its in 13:55 u will hear techno saying "Sike"
If someone doesn't believe that Technoblade is unkillable... just show them his 114 xp bar... damn...
He had more than 200 before
Cool but XisumaVoid from Hermitcraft has had 353 xp. Not by pvping tho. Techno's a god
Techno doesn’t even have access to this exp farm anymore
@@whatthewhatthe9117 back to the holy kand
Lord Jogonnath You don’t get xp from pvping lmao
i love technoblades sound when he says *EHH*
Having all those villagers has really affected him lmao
Who doesn't
Techno when he does some Pro thing: ehh
Techno when everyone want to execute him: **CONCERNED EHH INTENSIFIES**
Also hallo
@@Dapin. EHHHHHH
(Technoblade and Quack Having a Climatic duel)
Meanwhile Tommy:
I Only TaLk To GiRLs On SnApChAt and DeAl DruGs
I have a trick where you jump at the same time the anvil falls so you take no damage
Techno has literally done a 3v21 what were they thinking
At that point he didn’t do it yet
@@sibarampanda5175 pretty sure they meant MC ultimate. techno and his 2 other teammates did a 3v21
@@sibarampanda5175 he did it in a Minecraft tournament
@@sibarampanda5175 La,manburg fight was basically that and it happened a long time ago
they had calvin in their side, calvin were way better in that tounement then techno
"Thats fantastic Ghostur, Thats fantastic I'm about to die Ghostbur."
PFFFTTT
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@@Lina-bv3iz _no one fucking_ *_cares._*
@@Lina-bv3iz im reporting you for spam, and also no one fucking cares
Seeing anyone get slain by "Orphan Obliterator" is amazing
RIP Technoblade, you were such a legend. Long Live Legend. Rise High.
Fun Fact: Technoblade got the Posmortal achievement because he haven't died
Edit: sorry about the YET, I just predicted the future lol sorry bruh also rip bros..
He never dies
Wow! I Didnt know!!! Ok no but its obvious
that’s because TECHNOBLADE NEVER DIES
@ilovecats 209 you shut up kid they didnt know
@@ilovejoe_biden they replied to someone who was being sarcastic like bruh shut up
*_Technoblade NEVER DIES_*
- _Technoblade The New Art Of War_
The quote of the mighty warrior the righful heir of sun tzu
After all these years, Sun Tzu has finally found a worthy warrior to continue his legacy
Sun tzu > technoblade
@@usalty6010 sun tzu died but technoblade never dies therefore
Technoblade > sun tzu
Sun tzu = technoblade
I’m just kidding but in minecraft techno never dies but in real life he will
6:23 were gonna f**k you up Tecno 💀
12:08 Wait what? Bedrock?
Quackity: "It's a 4v1 techno."
That still doesn't make it even XD
He won in a tournament against Dream and conquered a 3v21. What does it take to press this man???
***This pig, I mean
Techno: I like those odds.
Techno literally won a bedwars game with just his fist, 11-18 kills, and 3 beds broken.
I think it's more a 4 v 160421 tbh
bro the turtle master potion was so good that they didn't do any damage at all to techno
Being in technos stream chat is just “BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD”
Big Q has 1 life left
Plot twist: the « voices » is the chat lol
"BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD"
"E"
"/rainbowchat"
@@zthehuman7051 u were prob joking but the voices are his chat its canon
Yep.... can confirm
“If there’s no other way... *I CHOOSE BLOOD!* “one of the most badass quotes
I can't stop laughing For Techno, looking for lead, when it is in his item
Techno: *trying to escape*
Tommy in chat:
I only talk to Snapchat girls
And deal drugs
Pff- and that’s why he’s my second favorite mcyt
Time stamp???
@@minustempo6004 14:57
Hhahahahhahh
"Death cannot stop me."
Techno is the God of Death in the Dream SMP confirmed?!
Getting mad Kratos vibes here
No. The god of death fears techno
techno never dies ✨
czcams.com/video/enKTA_BH1sM/video.html
Blood for the blood god~~⚔️🩸
"it's 4 vs 1, you can't win"
Techno: I like those odds
the bestest thing ever i have seen in minecraft, ever since i started playing or watching is this one, when the Blade says to 4 full netherite men, "Please don't make me kill all of you", i mean the confidence, and he also shows then what he means; and also when he says quacity, I have a pickaxe and i have put it through your teeth,
Petition to name the pickaxe Techno used to kill Quackity, ｢The Jawbreaker｣ .
I think he named it tooth pick
@@amyfromdominos2481 OH THATS WHY HE NAMED IT THAT GISBRJA
my minecraft trident name is jaw crusher
Techno: "please don't make me kill you guys, please just leave"
Quackity: "it's four vs one"
*it's not 4 vs 1, it's 4 vs the blade.*
So a 4v1000
4 vs 9,000,000
VERY TRUE
SO TRUE
Techno: “I like those odds
That's fantastic ghostbur.
I pissed myself laughing! 🤣😂
"I'm about to die, Ghostbur."
That hits hard 😢
Quackity: **Holds Carl at Gunpoint**
The Entire Dream SMP Fanbase: “And that’s how Quackity became the main villain.”
Yeah
You manipulate Tubbo, you prep to kill Techno and Dream, but you threaten to kill Carl? That's too far man
E
@@averagegenzguy2751 Characters who murder get redemption arcs, but when they start killing innocent animals on-screen? That’s when they’ve gone too far.
The only reason he wants Carl to live is because someone said they'd stop being subbed to him on Twitch if Carl died
That makes it more funny for me
sapnap
He killed a man in FULL NETHERITE with a pickaxe
Well it was a netherite pickaxe but it was still really embarrassing for Quackity
All types of pickaxe does the same damage
@@jimmy7249 rly? Fuck I didn't know that
@@jimmy7249 No they dont
it was plot.
I mean its impossible
Well this happened sadly R.I.P Technoblade
1999-2022
The fact Techno took an execution attempt and let go his items for his horse shows how much he loves Carl.
Home Alone:
Technoblade Special
nice joke lol
Lmao
That is very accurate
Lmaoo i actually laughed so hard at that
*”did you really think that killing me would be enough to make me die?”*
Emiya Shirou: N A N I ! ?
Technoblade never dies
Ghostbur: can I help?
Techno: HOW GOOD ARE YOU AT VIOLENCE!?
Funny thing is techno could easily take them all if he just hid Carl
Obviously it’s the script you 4heads, let us dream
Thats the script
He literally took out half of them before quackity remembered he had to threaten carl lmao
@@tokinho_qwerty that was probably also part of the script
@@josso0999
Let us just think he forgot and let us have fun
@@schwarz8614 no duh, it’s just funny how fucking overpowered techno is
"That creeper did more damage than the Butcher Army did"
- Technoblade, BloodGod
The way he says HEH?! Kills me lol omg
When Techno brought the totem, its the best thing he did
Quackity’s swearing is honestly really hit and miss
Sometimes it works
Sometimes it makes him look like some edgy child
Everbody is gangsta until badboyhalo begins swearing...
@@neilwaghela5051 oh sh-
@@neilwaghela5051 *fear.jpg*
WHAT STREAM IS THIS
@@powerno4172It’s a lore stream?
This man killed someone in FULL NETHERITE with a PICK AXE
Granted, it was a netherite pickaxe, an enchanted netherite pickaxe.
@@ghosthippie8465 Yes I suppose you're right, yet again quackity had enchanted netherite armor and I diamond axe so I suppose it was the golden apples-
@@radioactivetiger2278 that, and he was fighting dream*
Edit: technoblade*
@@ghosthippie8465 he's just immortal
@@radioactivetiger2278 should have been better prepared
It's so funny that this is the 1st time techno WASNT ready for violence
Bro used the totem of undying aka the uno "hell nah i have unfinished business"
I just realized that when Techno was talking about denying the voices asking for blood, he looked right at Ranboo.
And then Ranboo looked away.
That's some Brandon Sanderson level foreshadowing.
Holy shir
While this is scripted, still a great improv lol
ranboo canonically hates eye contact
@@skimaskalx I mean yeah technically he is half Endermen and probably doesn’t like direct eye contact
@@Wobble202 im sorry but nederland?
Technoblade: has done a 3v21 which is technically 1v7 and still won
Quackity: ITS A 1V4
he had full diamond at that time tho while everyone else barely had a full set of armor
@@TypodPikachu well here he had potions so it's basically evened out
@@krietvohra2058 Actually he has an even bigger advantage here because the potions are super powerful
@@nickkayfabe6147 even if he didn't use potions, just used fire res or strength the armor is too powerful for him to die, it would get 4 hearts or something
A true warrior can kill anyone with anything
Tencho:oh hey I want potato