Nope, his father ruined by left foot hamstring. The tackle its not bad bcs 3 days after that his father play for Norwegia national team in Europe qualified.
Nope, Armenians are machines who made him get off from the game, so they can win. Armenians are Gods of tackles, watch the match where they tackled Cristiano Ronaldo 56 times.
I think we can pretty much start using Haaland as a new Zlatan. *When Haaland was leaving home as a teenager, he turned to his father and said "you are the man of the house now"*
He will never be the goat because his play isn’t as multi dimensional as Messi or the other top boys but he could become the greatest no.9 to play the game. Even though he would have to go some to beat R9, Eusabio and a few others.
lo observe bien, lo hice igual como si anclaras un rifle en un pie, como que una parte mas dura le apoyas, porque la parte mas ligera ira por ti y choca. no es cuestiom de fuerza , sino cuantas veces te han dado duro ahi , se vuelve mas rigido, el problema serian los calambres despues.😅
HIs father's career was ruined by a tackle, and Haaland made sure a tackle wouldn't even make him fall
🗿🍷
Nope, his father ruined by left foot hamstring. The tackle its not bad bcs 3 days after that his father play for Norwegia national team in Europe qualified.
Sure?
@@waerumank4480 u sure bout that
Nah mate cmon roy keane's tackle would injure eveyone it was awful
When Haaland hires bodyguards, the bodyguards feel safe
Is haaland the next zlatan?
Note: this is not my original post... Inspired by someone I don't know
haaland super machine👿👿👿
😂😂
@@who-am-i-722Never
His physique killing every defender
Antony Rudiger?
@@VanRJNOD my bad
@@rhythmrimal8818saliba?
@@rhythmrimal8818average norweigan 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
maybe only van dijk who can stop him..
First and last one was personal 💀
Haaland is best definition of 'Call an ambulance but not for me'
Greatest thing I’ve ever heard
@@CasonDicku heard a comment?
Except when he net vvd
@@galaxydude-gaming1549*Rudiger
Is that a J- ok ok ik that meme is broken
"Stop crying." Haaland said to his father when he was born.
Underated Comment
Damnnn
😮
Dammmnnnnnnn
Zlatan😂
Trying to break Haaland, you break yourself
He dived in a freindly 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Statistics’ll show that the most common cause of death for defenders is playing haaland
Too big, too fast, too strong. And he’s got that dawg in him too
It's going to evolve as he gets older. Can't wait to watch
all this + strong instincts and no fear of any tackle is fukin broken
Too handsome as well
Lá ele vey
too big ☠️☠️☠️☠️💀💀💀
His father raised him as a true viking
Viking ??? You stupid pple!!
Sir?
perfeito 🍷🗿
AVERAGE NORWEIGAN 😂😂😂😂
@@leonardoalexandreferreira8077average norweigan 😂😂😂😂😂
He is neither human nor machine, he is simply a monster in human skin.
Rather terminator
There are three things that cannot be avoided in this world. Taxes, death and Haaland's goals
Dude is a machine
Y dû né du n tu ne ne fik NEC c nuit
Nope, Armenians are machines who made him get off from the game, so they can win.
Armenians are Gods of tackles, watch the match where they tackled Cristiano Ronaldo 56 times.
Cuti Romero is good 😎
Goal machine to be precise
The speed, height, physicality, blonde hair, Norwegian. Truly a Viking
Он Украинец идиот
He has no enemies
@@frazieromondi9331you get died in his one shot 😂😂
Vikings weren’t tall there average height was 5,7
@@frazieromondi9331no one cares
The bros They attack Haaland and Haaland comes out alive and it's the brother who gets hurt 💀
Haaland raised his father as a true viking!
Yeah he wan't to be the same like the father, and the father make her son like terminator 🤖
Majin Haaland
He dived in a freindly 😂😂😂😂😂
EA really gave him 87 physique…😂😂😂
EA is shit..just pushes messi n mbappe
EA logic 🤷🏻
How much is his Strength?
@@YouseeMourinho should be around 92-95/100
@@lanchelotdinastiar8468 95 seems right
A good striker is one who cannot be broken.
Haaland fr got up like a boss in resident evil
Haaland doesn’t get hurt
He hurts💀
That new 💀
He dived in a freindly 😂😂😂
@@messifhfhvgvtuhgtuvgffyu9401he dived in a freindly 😂😂😂😂😂😂
I think we can pretty much start using Haaland as a new Zlatan.
*When Haaland was leaving home as a teenager, he turned to his father and said "you are the man of the house now"*
Tell me where you are because you made me laugh while I drank Cola and spit it out of my nose 😡🤬😂😂😂
He is much more lethal and better than zlatan
@@bishnugurung8337 bro you have zero football knowledge
@@bishnugurung8337 Zero football knowledge
Haaland is a cyclops with his strenght and looks 😂😂😂
ESSA COMEMORAÇÃO DO HAALAND É LENDÁRIA! SÉRIA MUITO SATISFATÓRIO VER ELE FAZENDO ESSA COMEMORAÇÃO PELO CITY, PENA QUE NÃO FAZ!
Rudiger goes crazy agaisnt haaland💀🔥
Haaland is a battle tank in the field. And super skilled.
He dived in a freindly 😂😂😂😂😂
My guy just owns Upamecano every single time 😂
😂😂😂
😂😂😂
@@bsm.edits20 what name música?
Was a traumatic 2 weeks for Upemecano you wouldn’t know he’s actually a good player from those 2 weeks
@@brenojacques5068 ur final message slowed
I love this player...is unique and new in this era
His physique is insane.
It's physics. He weighs 90kg and is fast af.
What can elephant say? This animal is big, and fast as hell.
ronaldo weights 85 ! that weight is not that big deal for athletes
@@amiryahyaoui Ronaldo also is a wimp and haaland is not
90kg is pretty normal for his heigt
@@kingdqm a wimp with 5 ballon dors what’s ur point
Haaland is basically an uno reverse card 😂
Like they say: “When you injure Haaland, he doesn’t get injured. 🫵 get injured😂”
El mejor centro delantero que existe hoy ,👏👏👏👏👏💪👍
Defenders: Let me injure you
Haaland: **pulls out the uno reverse card**
Vvd😊🤫
Pepe ramos van dijk enter chat:
@@iskandarbinjalal116 Haaland literally Knock Ramos Out one time
Haaland is so strong that he didn't feel sick when he was with me at Dortmund, I acknowledged his strength
Bellingham, is that you?!
Strength! Pure unmatched Strength!!
This is why I love Haaland, he doesn’t flop.
I mean, after these tackles… not shame
Well except for that friendly against barca 😂 but yeah hes and absolute unit on the pitch
He dived in a freindly 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
If Haaland and Zlatan ever collide it will create another Bigbang. 💀
Zlatan retired to prevent this from happening
AC Milan lost the final to prevent this from happening.
Good Lock 😅
@@torcedordoecbahiamakes sense
@@boxhead0413AVERAGE NORWEIGAN 😂😂😂😂
Poopgaard and TAPINLAND 😂😂😂😂😂
They tried to foul him but he's just so strong
He is made of pure metal
He is a War Tank
what name músic?
Whtas?
@@brenojacques5068 Ur Final Message - TheExorcist
*”Defenders don’t hurt Haaland, Haaland hurts them”* 🗿🍷
Vergil Van dijk is of another level then
He's not zlatan 🗿
@@zeyad_amir bruh,, zlatan is retired, and we can say haaland is the next zlatan
@@who-am-i-722 there is only one zlatan 🗿
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Melhor edit de futebol que já vi 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
Haaland can still smiling and standing after get slide and get tackled..Truely a robot and a machine..
Bro gets tackled and tackles at the same time💀
Cuti romero is good 😎
Now imagine partner him with prime drogba.
Bro's got a 99 physicality 💀
Edit: Love how all the replies are about the likes 😅
and you got 99 likes 🗿
and you got 141 likes 🗿
and you got 152 likes 🗿
and you got 184 likes🗿
and you got 192 likes 🗿
Ese hombre es de hierro literalmente, si lo pateas es como atacar un poste de electricidad, mejor tomar distancia o máximo darle un empujón de hombro.
Oi sabe o nome dessa música aeee
Bro got that uno reverse card on him 😂
He's got the scoring abilities like Messi and the defending abilities like Ramos... Dangerous combination!!! ❤❤
nope his scoring ability isnt that of ronaldo's or messi's not even in comparison, misses shots from infront of goals and gets carried by playmakers
halland's smile after destroying three people
Halaand isn’t a machine,he is a made of metal and steel🥶
Next Generations GOAT
(As long as he doesn't get hurt and stays in top level leagues)
Legends say that Upamecano is still sliding whenever he sees Haaland ☠️☠️☠️
Lol actually he is 🤣😂
And now he will be name Upemeguire 😂😂
Mentira, no existe ninguna leyenda diciendo eso
@@eligiocruz5621cállate a la verga 🙄🙄🙄
Maguire > Upamecano.
💀
Already at 200+ goals at the age of 22. If he stays injury-free and keeps this pace up he'll be at 1000 career goals by the time he's in his 30s.
Nah if he keeps he will get maybe 700 plus but he won't keep that good with especially if you get older like 34 up
@@likeamarshmallow5446 yeah, maybe he will stop around 750
He wont stop until he become top dawg
@@atTran-du6rs I made a screenshot, let's meet in 10 years. He'll beat all the scoring records. I'm dead sure
@@enlan7 i betting on Haaland Too..He will score 1000+ 😌..See you after 10 years
Brabo de mais ❤
This proves strikers are the most agressive
Moral of the story:- "Never tackle Haaland if you want to get tackled then you are most welcomed to tackle him"
Romero: nice one mate
@s
Sérgio Ramos enter in chat: 💀💀💀
@@aa.luisin Bro both of them will get injured
ROY KEANE ENTERED THE CHAT
Bro drank everyone's milk💀
Ayoooooooo🤨🤨🤨📷📷📷📷📸📸📸📸📸📸
Ayo
Pause
💀
👁️👄👁️BRUUUHH
Haaland is one of the modern soccer than could endure Pelé's era cruel tackles.
Rudiger be like : try me kid
"If you foul haaland , you will get fouled"
Someone in the earth
Passive Skill unlocked:
If enemy attacks, the damage is reflected with 150% of damage dealt
😂 Good one
Haaland's run isn't just funny, it's hilarious💀
Bro has Viking blood in him
An old viking proverb say: DON'T MESS WITH VIKINGS!!! 😂😂😂
He looks like grizzly bear running and destroying anyone who comes in his path❤😂
Haaland never skip leg day caption should be😂
Bro has thorns on his armor
Halland is a robot man🤖👽 future GOAT🐐
Zlatan better 😂😂😂😂😂 paaland n2ver goaf k33p crying 😢😢😢😂😂😂😂
GOAT NOW🐐🇳🇴
@@LeSupporter.Toulousain average Norwegian
He will never be the goat because his play isn’t as multi dimensional as Messi or the other top boys but he could become the greatest no.9 to play the game. Even though he would have to go some to beat R9, Eusabio and a few others.
Haaland is the one that takes them out when they tackle him. True legend❤.
Que leyenda va a ser si solo tiene unos 4 años jugando en primera y recuerda que así era Ronaldo nazario hasta que lo lesionaron y ya no fue el mismo
I love how kimmich tried to end haalands career but proceeded to be injured and also got a red card after the tackle , I love haaland
Dortmund Haaland was more Dangerous than the one we see at Man city 😤🔥
Halannd wasn't actually human, he was a Terminator from the future
AVERAGE NORWEIGAN 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Zlatan better and thats facts🤫🤫🤫🤫🤫🤫🤫🤫🤫
Haaland got Upamaguire in his pocket 😂
Modern day viking right there 🪓
“The robot”🦾🤖🦿
Man's a walking tank
As opposed to a talking wank
😂
No no. He is running tank
Song name "ur final message"
Thank
Thanks
엄지윤 폼 미쳤다
😊😊😊😊🎉🎉🎉🎉
Haaland
can literally survive every soccer play sliding into him
lo observe bien, lo hice igual como si anclaras un rifle en un pie, como que una parte mas dura le apoyas, porque la parte mas ligera ira por ti y choca. no es cuestiom de fuerza , sino cuantas veces te han dado duro ahi , se vuelve mas rigido, el problema serian los calambres despues.😅
This is what a unshakable force looks like
he got sent off for 2 reasons 💀
Yeah he injured and got a red card😅
underrated comment
@@KazzorDaGodYT fr
This always happens when you tried to injure Haaland you will get injure because he is a robot
Zlatan Jr but he's not the one getting the red card and the ref gets sent off lol
Haaland doesn't just destroy football teams on the pitch with his goals but also destroys teams by taking out the players without even trying 😂
When you are a former hockey player, you came to football, but the rules were not explained to you
There was no need for that red card he was going to leave the pitch anyway
Nothing can stop him
I always love the clip when he is surrounded but still charge forward
bro doesn't give a glory fuck, he moving forward
The guy is so badass that players will hurt him and they end up getting hurt
He dived in a freindly 😂😂😂😂😂
This man is stronger than a tank😅
A true Viking 99 physical strength 99 pace what a legend
90 pace but 0 physical
He dived in a freindly 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Give tapINland penalty or he retire🥺🥺🥺🥺
Bro he doesn’t score tap ins you just don’t like him
It’s amazing when people who try to take you down go down without you even moving!
Absolutely beast , absolutely monster
What a striker 😎
bro is like a tank but its fast 💀🔥
And still people say he can't dribble 😂
Roy Keane : substitution
Haaland : you to finish my career like my dad or what
Bro who's idea was it to let a Viking into football
at least he didn't bring his Axe into the pitch
Bro is man of steel
Bro stood up like nothing happened
Van Dijk:"Did you forget, who I am?"
We will not forget van dijk but we have to give respect to halland also.😊
@@gwharsh988 💯 %
@@Fyb3r27 thank you bro😉
El único que tiene los huevos de seguir y no provocar la falta
Y q me dices de messi 😐