It mean when half time began every player had to pee thats why 45 minute invented but in my think football played from so many decades there was always half time so it mean zlatan born two times or he never dies cuz he need to live long life for those times when Football half time inveted whatever nice joke
Not only he attack his opponents but also his teammates... Also, He not only mastered football but also he mastered how to hit opponent like it is geniune accident... What a man!! Who wants more from him? He surpassed everything..
We all have one friend like Zlatan, who shows us how close he feels to us by slapping our face very hard, cracking our ribs or kicking the back of our head without mercy.
Lm 10 and cr7 never tell that they need Ballon d'Or their performance give to them and zlatan is good player and messi cr7 are better than best that why they win Ballon d'Or fool
Never seen this kind of comment section before .. This is pure gold 🏆
*zlatan section
Lol all zlatan video will have this comment bruh ...
This is called Zlatan cursed
Gurjit Singh shut up
When zlatan was born he said congratulations to his mother
Hahahahahaha
Ahahahha
😂😂😂
Hahahaha, really" crazy if that true
When zlatan is in offside, the referee give yellow card to linesman
👏🏽
A good points there and also a original congrats u got a like from me
Hahahaha 😂
😹🤣👌🏽
Hahahaha best kawan
Zlatan once had a race with time, and time is still running.
That very good
niceeee
😂🤣😂🤣
I am more interested in reading comments than watching the video🤣
Fucking true mate!!! 😂 😂 😂
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣👍👍👍👍 same here
Me too 😂😂😂😂😂
Same
They see him as god dafuq?
Once Zlatan had to pee during a match so the referee stopped the game.
We now call it as half time.
Well thats a long pee😂
WT P just shows you how manly he is
😂😂
😂
It mean when half time began every player had to pee thats why 45 minute invented but in my think football played from so many decades there was always half time so it mean zlatan born two times or he never dies cuz he need to live long life for those times when Football half time inveted whatever nice joke
When Zlatan eats food, the food gets energy.
Not only he attack his opponents but also his teammates... Also, He not only mastered football but also he mastered how to hit opponent like it is geniune accident... What a man!! Who wants more from him? He surpassed everything..
He must perfectly know the opponents body position to be able to tackle them like this every time 😅
@@Holmes_31 Because he's a taekwondo black belt. It shows in his ease with his big cat body disguised as a lion.
yea coz he is bullying boy
And this is very honorable, fucking society..
@@Holmes_31 ☺😂
When Zlatan was teenager , his parents were asking him if they can go outside
Good one he was a bad child
😂😂😂
lmao this one got me
Floddy 😂😂😂😂😂
You mean when he was born?
When zlatan comes to your house, u become the guest
😂👌
Cause he is gonna cook for us? Tf thats not a burn or anything u make it seem as if he was going to be our assistant
You don't know Zlatan, Zlatan knows you.
Copy
😂😂😂😂😂😂
As a child,when zlatan was in school, he taught his teacher how to be confident
When zlatan broke up with his ex, his ex finds him a better girl.
When Zlatan cut the onions, the onions cry
😂
😂🤣😅 exactly
wtf bodo amat
@mohd kamarul hehe boiii
hahahaha
The Bermudan Triangle was once a square until Zlatan kicked away one corner.
😂
0:31
Refree calling Zlatan
But himself walking towards Zlatan
😂😂😂😂
Zlatan > Refree , Refree scared as hell
Lol dude, that's what supposed to do to zlatan
01:08 was absolutely savage
😂😂😂😂😂
🥶
1:40 was more ‚savagier‘ 😂
When Zlatan is late for school the whole class apologize to Zlatan for coming too early
Underrated 😂
Damn 😂
So he's still at school?
Ink Promise xd u dont know what joke means right
@@alijatm6610 Yes i do, but i don't find it funny. Copy paste comment
When LeBron sends his jersey to Zlatan, he sign it and mail it back to LeBron. (based on true story)
LeBron, biden, putin, me and you is all the same for Zlatan
Lol 😂WTF.
We don't watch youtube to see Zlatan..it's Zlatan watching us from youtube 😂.becareful
Zlatan once threw a grenade that killed 10 people.And then it exploded
Best one so far
Damnnnnn
This is a Chuck Norris joke
@@1danny2k well now its zlatan
Could you imagine imagination?
When zlatan was a child, His parents tell the monsters under his bed to not be scared.
HHAHA🤣🤣 I LAUGHED SO HARDDD LMAO
Underrated haha
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
When he was a child his father beat the fuck out of him every single day. It's a public secret in Rosengård and the rest of Malmø and Scandinavia.
😂😂😂
Zlatan doesn’t need doctor,doctor need Zlatan
GOOD RETIREMENT LEGEND !!
❤
This comment section is legendary...
Literally....
Only the best for the mighty zlatan
I just see a bunch of copycats repeating jokes that have been told hundreds of tims
You are also bro ...
True 🤣🤣🤣
Zlatan calls 911 to ask what is their emergency.
😂😂
They call zlatan
Stolen
@@asmaluthfi2270 okay FBI agent
😂🤣🤣
"You don't deserve PSG in this country" now well deserved.
Who here after his retirement.
When Zlatan went to school, he made the teachers take exams.
The father's name of Zlatan is Zlatan Junior
😂😂😂😂😂
Yo.
Yoooooo wtf i am dead 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@@s1b117 r/whoosh
@@s1b117 wtf is wong with your sense of humor
When zlatan was 18 years old his parents moved.
So underrated😂😂
@@steelfox4437 thanks
I see wat u saying 😂
🤣🤣🤣I SEE YOU
Ahahahahaha !!!
One day Zlatan told a joke to Ronaldinho. Since then he can't stop smiling.
I come back every 2 years just to watch and appreciate how insane ibrahimovic is😭🐐
When Zlatan was in the womb, he supplied food and oxygen to his mother
Best comment
When your in the womb u don’t get oxygen
Zlatan was late to training and others were punished for coming too early
Lmao
Lol
Buhahaha
This got me 😂😂😂
Loool
1:40 ...This guy is crazy. Any other player would receive for this a yellow or even red catd for being disrespectful. You need balls for that. 😂😂😂
Zlatan and Mourinho hugging was a great moment.
When Hulk Gets Really Angry He Turns Into Zlatan
Flying DutchMan u mean Bruce?
@@alaraizz no. When bruce banner turns angry he turns into hulk, but when hulk gets angry he turns into zlatan
@@pavannair6469 hulk is angry enough idiot.
@@stephinguitar9490 you've just ruined the joke. Take everything seriously. I'm sorry I made you cry 😭😭
Zlatan once missed a goal,
The goalkeeper was given a red card
Vishal Arun Zlatan doesent miss
Kasper Mærsk *can’t
mohammad fraitekh He was right, “doesn’t” does fit his sentence correctly, it’s just that he spelt it wrong.
Paradox Darkzy
He is right but i felt like can’t fit better
mohammad fraitekh Oh yeah, I just re-read the sentence and now I get what you meant.
Zlatan pushing Ramos is the most satisfying thing I have seen 4:45
When Zlatan was born, he told his mother to stop crying
underrated
Once,Zlatan missed two consecutive days of school. Now,they’re known as Saturday and Sunday.
Noice Thanks Zlatan 🤘🤘
School missed two days of zlatan
Zlaturday and Zlatunday
Wtf mh names RAZOR too
This was good. 😂
Zlatan once pissed in a truck.
It's now Optimus Prime.
Hahahahahahah
Oh shit that's savage 😂
This is the chuck norris joke
U just replaced Norris with Zlatan
This is foking gold
This meme is everywhere
When Zlatan had a fever, doctors would blame the weather
Zlatan and Ibrahimovic are the two persons who are shaking hands in Nokia Welcome screen.
Fo' me, this one's legit...
Nokia is from Finland not Sweden dude,Zlatan is Swedish you know
@@bestpsymusicbest2607 Dude i think u can't understand what his joke mean
@@bestpsymusicbest2607 woooosh
@@bestpsymusicbest2607 dude zlatan is everywhere what are you talking about he is omnipitent
Zlatan's father is called Zlatan Juniour
Made me laugh loudly
Really.. That wud be the situ
😁😁😁😁😁
😂😂😂
😂 😂 😂 ⚰️
Lions and tigers watch Zlatan's video whenever they feel low.
We all have one friend like Zlatan, who shows us how close he feels to us by slapping our face very hard, cracking our ribs or kicking the back of our head without mercy.
Zlatan once had a race with time and as you know time is still running
ooo hahahaha
Nice pun
😂😂😂😂😂😂
Genius
Ahahahaha
Zlatan stole my wallet right in front of a cop. I got arrested
Hahahah😂😂😂😂😂
Pleeexxx😂😂😂
Soo FunNYy COMMENTS SECTION EVER 😂😂😂😂
Football retired from zlatan😢 your legacy is forever eternal 🖤
Nice vid
When zlatan installs windows, Microsoft accepts his terms and conditions
Haha
Hahaha, beyond good
I made it 69 likes
@@sajithass9853 would have been better if it was for something else 😉
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
This video always make me happy
Legend !
When Zlatan falls sick, the hospital comes to him.
Zlatan does not fall sick
@@gabrielesposto5580 sickness falls for Zlatan
😁
@@seb9940 😂😂😂😂😂😂
At the age of 14, puberty was hit by Zlatan.
Underrated
Lol
🤣🤣🤣
Fav player ❤️😎
One of my favourite player
When zlatan was in school he gave the teachers homework
Yay 1k
Hahaha😁
Lol
Hahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahaha lol
Did he??
Hi didn’t even go school. He started go to school when he was like 15
Once Zlatan went to visit the tower of Pisa, it bowed before him and from then it was called the leaning tower of Pisa.
This ones fucking legendary😂😂
U nailed it 😂😂😂
Zlatan is a perfect example of being confident no matter what and not giving in to the crap of the media.
The landlord pays rent to Zlatan
When ALEXANDER GRAHAM BELL FOUND TELEPHONE HE GOT THREE MISSED CALLS FROM ZLATAN
Epic😂😂😂
lol
Thats a good one
Epicccc 😂😂😂
old and copied but still good
When Zlatan takes a selfie, the camera smiles for him
🤣🤣🤣
👍🤣
once a bitch was beaten very hard after one year saltan came in to play football now that bitch is known as zlatan
😂😂🤣🤣🤣
Unai out
When Zlatan broke the opponents ankle, his ankle thanked Zlatan, cus it had been blessed!!
Respect is earned only.
Zlatan’s alarm clock doesn’t wake up Zlatan
*Zlatan wakes up his alarm clock*
bruhhh 😂😂
When zlatan looks in the mirror he sees nothing because there can't be a second zlatan.
Simbi Nanou there is only one
Trueee
😂😂😂😂😂
Something went wrong with mirror
@@arviethakur1217obviously
When zlatan wants to cry, the tears afraid to come out lol
Talented player
Zlatan doesn’t need a doctor, the doctor needs Zlatan
Nice bro
I wanted to write the same thing but I knew someone else had the same idea. Zlatan knew all that before I even start watching the video.
Haha
Stuped
Yup
one day Zlatan did a test in a lie detector machine. The machine confessed everything.
Underrated
😂😂😂
It was done by Jimmy kimmel
The songs 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥!
Dude is like the Jiren of football with all these memes lol!
Messi : I'm gonna win Ballon D'or
CR7 : I'm gonna win Ballon D'or
Ballon D'or : I'm gonna win Zlatan
.
Zlatan : I dont need cheap golden ball
Lm 10 and cr7 never tell that they need Ballon d'Or their performance
give to them and zlatan is good player and messi cr7 are better than best that why they win Ballon d'Or fool
Zlaten think he best. But he dump and asshole.
Mr. Nobody its dumb loser
Zlatan r not Messi Ronaldo level player
Zlatan is the daddy if cr7 and messi
Zlatan's record:
541 Goals
50 KO's
23 Submissions
Most underrated comment😂😂
Jajajajja
😄😆😆😆😆epic
That why he is a legend
In school teachers used to raise their hands to talk with "Zlatan"
Perfect
Why CZcams recommend me this?
CZcams: I want you to read the comments
Ikr, why is the comment section weird af
@@rifkiarza6590 You are a moron, he meant the opposite of what you thought 😝😝😝
😂😂😂😂😂
@@AlexCruz-wc1yo ok bro, im alone then 😐
@@rifkiarza6590 Nah, It's not that drastic dude. ✌
Zlatan was seeing a movie in the cinema hall his phone rang so they paused the movie.
Zlatan gave all his teachers homework and he'd grade it the next day.
00:31 everytime i watch that moment i start laughing like first time😂
Ghosts sits around camp fire and tell each other zlatan stories
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
hilarious
Top comment😂
Lol!
😂😂😂😂
When Alexander Graham Bell created the telephone, he already had three missed calls from Zlatan.
So fcking underated
😂😂😂😂😂
Damn bro 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I actually honestly wonder who he poned first when he invented the phone and how he got the number , sorry for no zlatan jokes though 😁
You mean ( ZLATAN GLASSES )✌️
LEGEND
Legend
When Zlatan was a child strangers were told not to talk with him
That's actually sad
@@kebenhilothong4345 fax
😂 😂
That’s the best zlatan one yet 👍
😂😂
Zlatan was bored at the time 90 so ref ended the match. Now it's called Full time.
Zlatan never gets tired
@@emiyakiritsugu7411 ik
@@emiyakiritsugu7411 he sad bored 😂
Marioxian bro can i copy your homework?
Yeah but make sure its a bit different
Magnifique força zlatan
4:08 This guy has you on his Hitlist beware 😂😂
When zlatan was a child, He told his grandmother stories
lol GG
🤣🤣
😂
Yeah and his grandfather told him stories
He is Awesome! :D
Toppp👍
teachers had to raise their hand up to speak to Zlatan.
Il Trequartista yowww i can’t 😂
Oh man I died laughing reading the cimments😂😂
Best is delicatesse for Zlatan Ibrahimovic love form morokko🇲🇦
Zlatan doesn’t worry about what’s inside Area 51
Area 51 worries about what’s inside Zlatan
He's the boss of Illuminati😂
Bastante malardo
That's too much
Looooool this had me 😂😂😂🤣
When zlatan was in school, teachers raise their hands to talk to him
😂😂✋this is it
Underrated Comment! :)))))))))))))))))
🤣🤣🤣
😂😂 Zlatan 💥❤️😁
😂😂😂
Ma LEGENDA
Internet will always miss zlatan
Before zlatan was born the alfabet end with Y
underrated
Best one
Lol underrated af
Best comment hahahaha 💯💯
Good one