S2 E14: Chicken Farming, the NSA & FIFA: Last Week Tonight with John Oliver

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  • Season 2, Episode 14, May 17th, 2015. John Oliver covers chicken farming, an update on the NSA, and FIFA elections.
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  • @dforrest4503
    @dforrest4503 Před měsícem +157

    John Oliver was on point right from the start. Season 1 and season 2 👍

    • @Sileonex123
      @Sileonex123 Před měsícem +7

      And then the next 8

    • @clxs8091
      @clxs8091 Před 25 dny +1

      The recipe needs no change 🔥

    • @troyallen8223
      @troyallen8223 Před 24 dny

      👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼🥳

    • @KaladinVegapunk
      @KaladinVegapunk Před 22 dny

      It's funny he transitions from NSA to Australia..but never got around to mentioning how Australia is a puppet state for the US and we use Pine Gap to monitor half the planet and we even ousted a prime minister who wouldn't submit to the US haha it's insane

  • @zannabondesson2544
    @zannabondesson2544 Před měsícem +37

    the mouse shaped nuggets (one mouse) bit genuinely might be my favorite bit he’s ever done 😭

  • @zeldacoach2528
    @zeldacoach2528 Před měsícem +67

    OMFG, I’m dying at the Hemsworth, the Wiggles… you’re killing me.
    If this is how Americans see Australian “culture” then it ain’t so bad😂

    • @soccrstar4
      @soccrstar4 Před 10 dny

      Add in a desire to square up with a kangaroo at any time & an (understandable) hatred of cane toads, and that’s exactly how I picture Australia. Please never change.

  • @Crasher984
    @Crasher984 Před měsícem +282

    anyone else just have their home page filled with these? 🤣

  • @ThePracticalDog
    @ThePracticalDog Před 23 dny +11

    The response to Australia's PM "dogs gone" was the funniest thing I've seen in ages 🤣🤣
    John Oliver has the best staff ever!

    • @donrobertson4940
      @donrobertson4940 Před 15 dny

      Americans thing they can break the laws of other countries with impunity and then get their knickers in a twist when called out. Typical. Typical Americans, typical dog owners.

    • @thefob9675
      @thefob9675 Před 13 dny

      I was sad this got so dark because when they showed just the first clip of the agriculture minister just saying that even though Depp was the sexiest man alive twice, the dogs should "bugger off back to the US" I thought that was hilarious. I didn't think he was being serious.
      By the way, they should have gotten Kiefer Sutherland to read the text for the response with the 24 style countdown clock. xD

  • @TheDutchessOfCornville
    @TheDutchessOfCornville Před měsícem +43

    Oh shit, a Silverchair reference! My 90’s grunge heart is so happy right now 🐸🩵🩵🩵

  • @user-zj3ys1mp2v
    @user-zj3ys1mp2v Před měsícem +27

    That voting system of sayin aye or no at the same time as everyone else is soooo fuckin flawed

    • @levikay1745
      @levikay1745 Před 17 dny

      I'd be screaming.

    • @Illyclone
      @Illyclone Před 2 dny

      It's pre-counted upon party lines, any member is allowed to request a full count if they wish. But the outcome of these bills is usually known before the actual vote.

  • @teegee289
    @teegee289 Před měsícem +12

    I was crying laughing by the Kuala part. Now we know why Napoleon dynamite didn't get paid for his work at the chicken farm. "GHAAAAAAAD"

  • @Jcewazhere
    @Jcewazhere Před měsícem +37

    Womack won the republicant primary against Clint Penzo and is facing off against Caitlin Draper.
    "Caitlin Draper is a Licensed Clinical Social Worker (LCSW) with a clinical focus on Autism Spectrum Disorder and eating disorders. In addition to a private practice, Draper is an adjunct lecturer at the University of Arkansas School of Social Work." Hope she wins.
    The Further Consolidated Appropriations Act, 2024 is 1012 pages long.... CTR F didn't find that exact line, but it's too long for me to go over for a little followup comment that almost no one will read to check for other malfeasance.
    The Entourage movie got a 6.5 on IMDB.

    • @giggabiite4417
      @giggabiite4417 Před měsícem +10

      the hero we don't deserve, but so desperately needed. thank you

    • @moogle68
      @moogle68 Před 9 dny +1

      I read your response. And, as a fellow "puts-way-too-much-effort-into-informative-comments-that-almost-no-one-reads" commenter on CZcams, I thank you my brother[/sister].

  • @jayb8154
    @jayb8154 Před měsícem +27

    We really need a recap rewind episode, I need to know how the stories end! What happened at the vote? Are we still labeling them CF'ers?

    • @jimmynaughton3928
      @jimmynaughton3928 Před měsícem +13

      That'd be an awesome internet special. Circle back and see how the 10 most important ongoing stories ended or where they're at.

  • @zeldacoach2528
    @zeldacoach2528 Před měsícem +12

    Hahaha Peter Garrett from Midnight Oil became an elected Member of Parliament.
    And you DARED knock Silverchair…. You beast!!!!!!

  • @Alaksande
    @Alaksande Před měsícem +27

    John making us regret our personal life choices and former opinions, one season drop at a time

  • @One_1_11
    @One_1_11 Před 28 dny +5

    Australia having strict quarantine rules hits differently now 6:13

  • @sh9dream
    @sh9dream Před měsícem +17

    John should have commited to go fully Benjamin Buttons by releasing one old episode every week.

  • @zeldacoach2528
    @zeldacoach2528 Před měsícem +27

    So many Jet and Savage Garden albums…
    Show me on the doll where Australian music hurt you 😂

    • @takeru3159
      @takeru3159 Před měsícem +3

      Let the record show the witness pointed to the dolls ears.

    • @WilliamWeaver-rh7dv
      @WilliamWeaver-rh7dv Před 29 dny

      Everywhere

    • @USCTrojan2013
      @USCTrojan2013 Před 23 dny

      I STILL deeply appreciate
      AC/DC , INXS, Midnight Oil, Nick Cave, Icehouse among others.. my ears are fine!!

    • @USCTrojan2013
      @USCTrojan2013 Před 23 dny

      Barnaby Joyce = Kristi Noem

  • @princeLaharl2
    @princeLaharl2 Před 29 dny +4

    "The No seem to have it."
    Is that how voting really goes down for those discussions?
    Because that's appalling and very concerning.

  • @thieluar
    @thieluar Před měsícem +17

    what happened with the whole chicken situation? I want an update on this.

    • @thatonehispanic7982
      @thatonehispanic7982 Před 13 dny

      Same with everything else the companies still hold all the power while the farmers are getting screwed over even though without them we wouldn't be getting the chickens at the grocery storew

  • @hebame164
    @hebame164 Před 20 dny +3

    Will be great to see the current status of all the issues Oliver has raised in his show over so many yeats!

  • @Rock12402
    @Rock12402 Před měsícem +15

    Crazy this is almost a decade old...

    • @jotabeas22
      @jotabeas22 Před měsícem +2

      Yeah, Tortoiseman Mitch looks just about three centuries old only

    • @CrazyEightyEights
      @CrazyEightyEights Před měsícem +2

      Thank you. I thought John looks especially young and fit, not to mention in great form.

  • @theyoutubeguy1
    @theyoutubeguy1 Před 6 dny +3

    John stoping himself when nearly pronouncing 'Carribean' the American way should get him a knighthood.

  • @lisamareeaccary5132
    @lisamareeaccary5132 Před 19 dny +2

    As an Aussie this was hysterical 😂

  • @WilliamW1979
    @WilliamW1979 Před 19 dny +2

    Lets be fair, KFC doesn't even contain chicken so there is no chicken cruelty there!

  • @rmalonephoto
    @rmalonephoto Před 27 dny +1

    I'm taking severe issue with the rip on Midnight Oil. But I'm also laughing in tears.

  • @stevedixon9734
    @stevedixon9734 Před měsícem +3

    I love when they call out politicians for repeating bs. We need that now more than ever.

  • @randyastle3301
    @randyastle3301 Před měsícem +1

    The crazy Dakota governor lady must’ve been really inspired by Australia’s agriculture minister.

  • @cthulhuhoops
    @cthulhuhoops Před 26 dny +8

    Knowing those dogs only got into Aus because of Amber is especially funny considering she accidentally inspired this great segment.

  • @Maja-re4mq
    @Maja-re4mq Před měsícem +1

    You're the best John, brilliant 😂👍❤️😍🤩

  • @richwiebe8084
    @richwiebe8084 Před 19 dny +2

    yeah - Tyson were lying and corrupt in the 90's too. their general counsel back then was sent to prison for his actions. I watched him tell an auditorium of college students that "Tyson doesn't raise chickens that pollute the environment." Well they don't raise chickens at alll, so that was true. I did call him out on that in front of the auditorium, was wonderful to be a 23 year-old student watching an esteemed professional stammer and stutter for a response.

  • @ChunkySoupfortheSoul
    @ChunkySoupfortheSoul Před měsícem +2

    Jose Mourinho's uncle runs FIFA lol

  • @Agonylord52
    @Agonylord52 Před 27 dny +2

    It was 160 BILLION chickens. Not million.

  • @tanman99
    @tanman99 Před 25 dny

    OMG that’s Genie from the Ducktales movie!!!!!!

  • @deimosvoralius2988
    @deimosvoralius2988 Před měsícem

    Ah, gems

  • @bladesartandcrafts2581
    @bladesartandcrafts2581 Před měsícem +3

    Good old Mich needs the book thrown at him or would that be the old security law?

  • @randomjunkohyeah1
    @randomjunkohyeah1 Před měsícem +5

    Wild to discover that all these years ago John made a joke about my biggest fetish lmao

  • @ChunkySoupfortheSoul
    @ChunkySoupfortheSoul Před měsícem +2

    I like Kyle, he vaguely reminds me of alan sugar's temper.

  • @Rad9000
    @Rad9000 Před měsícem +2

    Was that Leo McGarry as Womack???

  • @DemJonesDemJones
    @DemJonesDemJones Před 29 dny

    I wish Last Week Tonight had also covered the Barnaby's Bench story.

  • @squeektheweek6949
    @squeektheweek6949 Před měsícem +1

    If Greg gets a strike 4, I think the roommate is more upset its only been 4 times.

  • @mikevanderman2727
    @mikevanderman2727 Před 7 dny

    You damn right we're keeping Hugh Jackman

  • @BittaSweetJP
    @BittaSweetJP Před měsícem

    Thank you dun nanana

  • @Charge0Complete
    @Charge0Complete Před měsícem

    19:30 Some of those Hens look like Roosters

  • @vnelson000
    @vnelson000 Před 25 dny

    ❤John Oliver ❤

  • @reaperdragon1
    @reaperdragon1 Před měsícem +3

    This episode is why I now have my own chickens!

  • @mikevanderman2727
    @mikevanderman2727 Před 7 dny

    Sexually attracted to chicken 😂😂😂😂

  • @DavidCodyPeppers.
    @DavidCodyPeppers. Před měsícem +1

    5:40
    👾

  • @chrisdaly3261
    @chrisdaly3261 Před 29 dny

    Tyson, Mt Joy PA (Egg factory)

  • @charlesrios8542
    @charlesrios8542 Před 26 dny +1

    Not even John Oliver can make me feel bad for people in the profession of animal cruelty

  • @chrisdaly3261
    @chrisdaly3261 Před 29 dny

    Turkey, it's a bird of paradise kept in a snowland box. It belongs in the tropics, it's an Emu.

  • @billhorton2564
    @billhorton2564 Před 9 dny

    A chicken is just a snake with feathers...

  • @robinflynn2397
    @robinflynn2397 Před 16 dny

    This is a really good segment 😃 and I'm going to keep this prices of poultry and meat is skyrocketing everything went crazy as soon as Biden gave everybody a raise so that they could live a little bit better and it is the large produce and food corporations to put a cap on what they can charge there used to be a thing called fair market value I wonder what happened to that rule because if it was fair market value the prices would not be this high and we need to stick together and band together make a stand so that this stops this is unbelievable what the corporations are doing 😡

  • @JAlonge017
    @JAlonge017 Před měsícem +2

    Nice upload HBO

  • @luckmandan
    @luckmandan Před měsícem +1

    Joyce was right. You yanks can keep your rabid pets at home. We don’t have rabies here.
    Also.. love the show

  • @VitalyMack
    @VitalyMack Před 18 dny

    Not enough commercials

  • @Selthora
    @Selthora Před měsícem +1

    We all here on the Season 2 Tour?

  • @warrenharding103
    @warrenharding103 Před 29 dny +1

    Don't act surprised when you hear people from the Bible Belt with a southern drawl get pummeled by restrictions based on MONEY. That's all that matters down there.

  • @calumproctor981
    @calumproctor981 Před 27 dny

    "Poultry grower" is a weird description.

  • @robertheston1339
    @robertheston1339 Před 7 dny +1

    I can't buy another chicken

  • @zachfoster5653
    @zachfoster5653 Před měsícem +1

    That’s hilarious j had some lobster tonight, and it tasted like chicken at the dinner table 😂

  • @JouniKyyronen-nv1ep
    @JouniKyyronen-nv1ep Před měsícem +1

    human is like travelling but many believe gods image

  • @writerchik44
    @writerchik44 Před 27 dny +1

    #GoVegan already!!!

  • @jesseberg3271
    @jesseberg3271 Před měsícem

    The Australian government was being a lot more reasonable than I remembered. I had somehow misremembered it as the government wanting to kill the dogs, without giving him a chance to get them out of the country. Frankly, they were being compassionate.

  • @NeonNijahn
    @NeonNijahn Před měsícem +1

    But what will cultures human meat taste like! SOYLENT GREEN LETS GOOOOOOOO

  • @xanderanderson6673
    @xanderanderson6673 Před 24 dny

    Is the koala ok?

  • @barcelonachair6487
    @barcelonachair6487 Před 2 dny

    Everything doesn't *really* taste like chicken, it's our neurological perception. We taste with out brains. If you eat chicken a lot, especially since childhood, your brain associates similarly textured meats to taste this way.
    It'a like when you hear a sound consistently then you think you are hearing it when you aren't.

  • @makobeats
    @makobeats Před 28 dny

    Ngl the throat cancer victim in the audience is having the time of their life XD

  • @xlntnrg
    @xlntnrg Před 29 dny

    Apparently chicken tastes like everything else.

  • @DavidCodyPeppers.
    @DavidCodyPeppers. Před měsícem +1

    3:50
    \0/

  • @qwe1234238
    @qwe1234238 Před měsícem

    27:28

  • @JouniKyyronen-nv1ep
    @JouniKyyronen-nv1ep Před měsícem

    make worms taste like chicken then jammy

  • @quietreason8679
    @quietreason8679 Před měsícem +1

    Barnaby Joyce, meet Kristi Noem.

  • @bluebelle8823
    @bluebelle8823 Před měsícem

    In all fairness most Australians dislike Barnaby Joyce and Midnight Oil is a bit of a joke. You would have given us back Chris Hemmsworth? You wanna rethink that one now?

  • @ravynvega2579
    @ravynvega2579 Před 16 dny

    has anything actually changed in the last 9 years??

  • @DavidCodyPeppers.
    @DavidCodyPeppers. Před měsícem +2

    talk about value.
    this content drop should make internet history.
    peace!
    \o/

  • @thabbyr
    @thabbyr Před 6 dny

    Even more glad to be a vegetarian after watching this...

  • @mech023
    @mech023 Před 24 dny

    alligator does not taste like chicken

  • @VitalyMack
    @VitalyMack Před 18 dny

    I'm only getting commercials every five minutes. This is unacceptable, I should have commercials every three minutes 😢

  • @joedesauteles513
    @joedesauteles513 Před 28 dny +1

    If you have the inclination I encourage you to look into the rules in your area and get your own chickens. They are walking garbage disposals and the eggs you get are 1000 times better than any store bought egg. We got 4 last year we have less than half an acre and they have plenty of room. They are definitely worth having. I live inmichigan so even if you live where it gets cold lots of breeds do very well in cold weather. We don't even use supplemental heat in the winter. Just protect them from the wind and they stay warm. There was a study that said if like 1 in 3 people got there own chickens the egg industry would collapse.

  • @NobodyQuiteLikeMe
    @NobodyQuiteLikeMe Před měsícem

    Yoooo

  • @vjagpal
    @vjagpal Před měsícem

    This is the bullet Indian farmers just dogged. God help Americans.

  • @timjones3820
    @timjones3820 Před měsícem

    WTF!!

  • @kameltoh9817
    @kameltoh9817 Před 27 dny +1

    Fine. I'll watch it again.

  • @martinjrgensen8234
    @martinjrgensen8234 Před 27 dny

    Man I am happy I only eat free range chickens, and not these factory farm abominations

  • @chrisdaly3261
    @chrisdaly3261 Před 29 dny

    You like chickens?
    Watch Cooties.

  • @phlezktravels
    @phlezktravels Před měsícem

    ❤️🍉🇵🇸🍉❤️

  • @The021
    @The021 Před měsícem +2

    These are ollllddd as hell 😂

  • @ryanhiggins1902
    @ryanhiggins1902 Před 20 dny

    Chixn fukr!!!!!

  • @Claudiuscampbellus
    @Claudiuscampbellus Před měsícem

    Salve amicae quid agitis

  • @computernerdtechman
    @computernerdtechman Před měsícem

    Sounds like farmers need to Unionize.

  • @Smapdi_Flaffermann
    @Smapdi_Flaffermann Před měsícem

    Happy to see Marcy Kaptur! Unfortunately, one of the few good politicians in Ohio

  • @littleowl22778
    @littleowl22778 Před měsícem

    Gonna tuck into my left over chicken bbq drum sticks while watching this me thinks!

  • @floki-man
    @floki-man Před měsícem

    Rabbit is the greenest meat. Greener than vegan life.

  • @Lord_Clarke
    @Lord_Clarke Před měsícem

    Lol did a intern get fired and just decide to upload all these videos before HBO changes the password

  • @Trashh757
    @Trashh757 Před měsícem

    Test

  • @Silentanwa661
    @Silentanwa661 Před 27 dny

    crowd so annoying

  • @ymustitho6343
    @ymustitho6343 Před měsícem

    I got half way through the video before realizing this was season 2...

  • @peteratkin6151
    @peteratkin6151 Před měsícem

    I know that this is an old story, and I know most people don't understand biosecurity. However the minister of agriculture was right and everyone boo- hooing was wrong. Do some research about biosecurity for God's sake.

  • @davidthompson4885
    @davidthompson4885 Před měsícem

    First comment

  • @fatbackjak
    @fatbackjak Před měsícem

    yall cant lie and expect belief of truth

  • @GuitarSlayer136
    @GuitarSlayer136 Před měsícem

    snort

  • @fearblank
    @fearblank Před 28 dny

    Okay but i remember the whole saga with depps dogs and actually agreed with joyce for once. Love that they used a clip from kyle sandilands considering he and his shows are like the biggest pieces of trash out there and shouldnt be used as representation of anything australian. Everytime someone uses a kyle clip to back up their argument its equivalent to like, an australian show using a alex jones clip to say what the american feelings on an issue are 😂