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  • @coreyholmes7489
    @coreyholmes7489 Před 3 lety +5053

    “Boyfriend eats pregnant girlfriend’s Oreos, he lives to regret it”

  • @ShortHax
    @ShortHax Před 3 lety +13185

    On a more serious note, it’s just another case of the female being the abuser and the male being the abused and the court going easy on her

  • @Patterrz
    @Patterrz Před 3 lety +4788

    Are Court cameras in a competition for who can have the absolute worst quality? I didn't even know video could look that bad

  • @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache
    @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache Před 3 lety +7496

    If the dude put 3 staples on her head because she ate his oreos, the man would probably be in prison for life, let's be honest

  • @notanarsonist7574
    @notanarsonist7574 Před 3 lety +6490

    The Oreo nailer was laughing and smiling like a lunatic the whole time.

    • @Echo-nn8dt
      @Echo-nn8dt Před 3 lety +542

      Probably because it sounded so ridiculous even she couldn’t help but laugh at her lunacy

    • @thedudefromrobloxx
      @thedudefromrobloxx Před 3 lety +238

      Prob cos she realized the ridicilousness of the situation

    • @adrenalineactivate
      @adrenalineactivate Před 3 lety +183

      I don't want to make it about gender but if the role was rever- you know what? Nvm

    • @crypticchrome7488
      @crypticchrome7488 Před 3 lety +194

      @@adrenalineactivateif it were a man they wouldn't have the excuse "because I'm pregnant", in which case there would be an entirely different reasoning

    • @chickenjimmy6552
      @chickenjimmy6552 Před 3 lety +173

      @TiddyBlaster Its not a sjw moment, its for actual equality

  • @sussybaka6850
    @sussybaka6850 Před 3 lety +2472

    Seriously though, that would be so insulting for the man for this whole thing to be treated like a joke.

    • @JewTube001
      @JewTube001 Před 3 lety +226

      male domestic abuse victims usually are treated like a joke

    • @gavo7911
      @gavo7911 Před 3 lety +31

      Well considering he didn’t press charges, he himself probably thought it was funny.

    • @beemo4
      @beemo4 Před 3 lety

      czcams.com/video/m0bCFA_b-ZA/video.html&ab

    • @pandavx
      @pandavx Před 3 lety +23

      @about you can you stop linking to Quran on every video i watch, i genuinely feel embarrassed.

    • @grim1044
      @grim1044 Před 3 lety +32

      @@gavo7911 nah he gave up cause noone was on his side

  • @clarkweesnaw6471
    @clarkweesnaw6471 Před 3 lety +386

    Well, they do say that Oreo’s are America’s staple cookie.

  • @vedaryan334
    @vedaryan334 Před 3 lety +878

    That was a double standard tbh. Three staples in the head is no joke

    • @snake698
      @snake698 Před 3 lety +52

      It's not only that. If the people that love you beat you, then nobody actually loves you. And that creates depression, trust issues, trauma and that stuff.
      It doesn't matter if it doesn't physically hurt, your sentimental partner hitting you is no joke

    • @sapnupua5
      @sapnupua5 Před 3 lety +8

      well the victim dropped the charges so whatre you gonna do

    • @snake698
      @snake698 Před 3 lety +33

      @@sapnupua5 Keep complaining, obviously

    • @AverageAmerican_
      @AverageAmerican_ Před 3 lety

      czcams.com/video/Z1XHHGaTczUK/video.html

    • @youretotallyrightbut463
      @youretotallyrightbut463 Před 3 lety +19

      @@sapnupua5 did you see what happened ? Why would you pursue charges against someone when the court jokes with them and does nothing? Lawyers cost money....people say this shit all the time about charges being dropped. All charges being dropped means is,
      1.the accuser was lying (he had staples in his head and she admitted to it)
      2. The accuser didn’t believe that the punishment would be worth all the time and expense of dragging on the case
      3. The accuser literally does not have the money to continue to pursue charges.

  • @XZaguer
    @XZaguer Před 3 lety +5815

    The fact that she goes out of this with absolutely no consequences and even laughs about it is absolutely disgusting. If the man did that to her, he would be in jail

    • @Coyotzz
      @Coyotzz Před 3 lety +150

      I know right !??!

    • @blablablacksheep4
      @blablablacksheep4 Před 3 lety +70

      Pregnant women are a different situation.

    • @bambii-_
      @bambii-_ Před 3 lety +609

      yeah even the judge joking with her, really sits with me wrong. this double standard when it comes to assault (and sexual assault too) is really scary. i wish in general, male or female, this would be taken more seriously by people.

    • @Mmmm-lx9vb
      @Mmmm-lx9vb Před 3 lety +452

      @@blablablacksheep4 No it isn't, hormones do not justify abuse. She probably got no consequences because of her husband defending her.

    • @cecilasen
      @cecilasen Před 3 lety +279

      @@blablablacksheep4 hahaa yeeah ikr
      I remember my mother turned into a bloodthirsty animal when she was pregnant too, yeeah classic pregnancy quirk

  • @superspurgdale1925
    @superspurgdale1925 Před 3 lety +528

    “Why are your parents divorced?”
    Well uh it begins with an Oreo

    • @riskyy2657
      @riskyy2657 Před 3 lety

      *LMAO Charlie left a comment on my new video*

    • @EesaMS
      @EesaMS Před 3 lety

      Lol

    • @radexyz4918
      @radexyz4918 Před 3 lety

      @@riskyy2657 yea he said it was a shot video

    • @Graphics_Card
      @Graphics_Card Před 3 lety +9

      I love how this comment section is always starting to crash with bots and it isn’t even a minute

    • @dorkknight7225
      @dorkknight7225 Před 3 lety +1

      H O R M O N E S

  • @theincredibleauraaa133
    @theincredibleauraaa133 Před 3 lety +2084

    The fact that the woman got away with injuring her husband to the point where he needed three staples is pretty fucked up. I’d say an injury needing three staples is a pretty big gash and no laughing matter. If it was the other way around and the guy did it, all hell would probably break loose.

    • @AverageAmerican_
      @AverageAmerican_ Před 3 lety

      czcams.com/video/Z1XHHGaTczUK/video.html

    • @billpardy4094
      @billpardy4094 Před 3 lety +179

      Omg for some idiotic reason I though that she had attacked him with an office stapler. Regardless, it’s not joke.

    • @yorgfigure6164
      @yorgfigure6164 Před 3 lety +42

      she only "got away with it" because the guy dropped the charges

    • @hahalery
      @hahalery Před 3 lety +48

      Yes because accidental homicide isnt a charge.
      The guy drops it because no one is gonna take his side, why waste more money?

    • @legrandliseurtri7495
      @legrandliseurtri7495 Před 3 lety +5

      It was an accident.

  • @pmn7544
    @pmn7544 Před 2 lety +540

    It's sadly really refreshing and beautiful to see everyone defending that male abuse victim in these comments, God bless u guys. I was sexually abused as a kid by a woman for a few yrs and I am female myself, so In a way I can understand somewhat of this man's pain and many others like him, but I can't imagine having that extra layer of shame due to the stigma.
    This is not to discredit female victims or to say they don't face stigma,( I am literally one myself)
    I just want to extend A bit of extra love and empathy to any male victims of abuse, (no matter sexual, physical, emotional,)people who have been abused by a female, male or female. Because I know how it is feels to think you're not worthy of justice or that it's "less serious". Abuse is abuse. god bless. I hope this guy left this smug psychopath.

    • @mrb6088
      @mrb6088 Před 2 lety +30

      It's funny you look through CZcams comments and so often it's soul crushing. You see the scumbags attacking others like rabid animals and it sucks.
      However then sometimes you get lucky and find a comment like this which restructures your view of the situation and makes it uplifting.
      I was seeing a lot of hate thrown at people for talking about abuse but you make a damn good point that there's a lot of people calling out abuse here aswell and that's very different from say 10/20 years ago so I guess progress is being made.
      Thank you for that comment PMN

    • @whogivesashit9126
      @whogivesashit9126 Před 2 lety +2

      No one is defending male abusers fool it’s funny how you can’t read. They’re saying how females in general have more rights in court and get basically no or literally 0 charges for things were if a man did they’d get rightfully blasted. People find it outrageous how you can have a teacher rape a child but if it’s a female teacher she doesn’t get jail time the articles never call it rape( which technically it is) and they in most cases can teach afterwards. Like if you’re a female in America facing a crime fuck or even wanting your kids you have the advantage in court

    • @Ash-pp3fm
      @Ash-pp3fm Před 2 lety +53

      @@whogivesashit9126 how are you gonna tell someone they cant read when you didnt even read the comment right. she never said anyone was defending male abusers, she said she was glad people are defending male abuse victims. youre taking hate out on her for being on your side.

    • @en2336
      @en2336 Před 2 lety +7

      I defended someone who I thought was being abused by a woman, helped him stay out of jail, and turns out he's abusive and shitty as well. Don't be a simp, man or woman.

    • @bryn1063
      @bryn1063 Před 2 lety +14

      @@en2336 doesn't mean they can't be victims. Some evil women have said they've been abused to get things many times.

  • @WizardAmbrose
    @WizardAmbrose Před 3 lety +3042

    I found this and posted it on Reddit and it is the stupidest thing ever. The judge and the abuser were laughing it off as if the man had instant regeneration like he was some anime character or some shit

    • @riskyy2657
      @riskyy2657 Před 3 lety +3

      *LMAO Charlie left a comment on my new video*

    • @okaytyler2774
      @okaytyler2774 Před 3 lety +284

      yeah agreed this really shouldn't be acceptable

    • @WizardAmbrose
      @WizardAmbrose Před 3 lety +27

      @I care No I won't get rickrolled even if it's an alternate link

    • @WizardAmbrose
      @WizardAmbrose Před 3 lety +14

      @@okaytyler2774 True but can anyone do in this situation? Even if someone does file a lawsuit, it really doesn't matter unless there is extreme backlash

    • @WizardAmbrose
      @WizardAmbrose Před 3 lety +30

      @@riskyy2657 No he didn't. Poor way of getting viewd

  • @timmteller871
    @timmteller871 Před 3 lety +2980

    That the charges got dropped makes me mad. Shes smiling and shit, meanwhile, had the dude hit her this would be a gigantic lawsuit and he would lose the right to see his children or something like that.

    • @shirotako6249
      @shirotako6249 Před 3 lety +184

      Thats one of the reasons I always say that women live life on easy mode. No consequences.

    • @yoshikagekira5232
      @yoshikagekira5232 Před 3 lety +128

      Women have more rights in court than men

    • @thewhitesludgemonster2345
      @thewhitesludgemonster2345 Před 3 lety +67

      Tbf its not really the womens fault its the courts fault, but either way its fucked up

    • @yoshikagekira5232
      @yoshikagekira5232 Před 3 lety +123

      @@thewhitesludgemonster2345 I've never said it's the woman's fault I just said women have more of an advantage in court rather than men

    • @thewhitesludgemonster2345
      @thewhitesludgemonster2345 Před 3 lety +21

      @@yoshikagekira5232 yeh i didn't ssy you were i was kinda just making a general statement, sorry if it came across that way

  • @ninetoedlizard6650
    @ninetoedlizard6650 Před 3 lety +697

    Assaults someone to the point where they need 3 stitches
    “Hide your Oreos”
    Drives a friend to a house that (unbeknownst to her) has crack in it
    “2 years probation”
    We really live in a fucked up world

    • @bluewuppo
      @bluewuppo Před 3 lety +40

      Lol US justice system

    • @theisgood0
      @theisgood0 Před 3 lety +5

      At least I’m not the only one thinking the same thing you commented. Like what is wrong with people?

    • @edgyposter
      @edgyposter Před 2 lety +27

      Being a women is playing on easy mode in 1st world countries

    • @tomcole5118
      @tomcole5118 Před 2 lety +2

      The charges were dropped so the dude was fine with it to some extent it seems.

    • @sebastianriz4703
      @sebastianriz4703 Před 2 lety +21

      @@edgyposter yeah but its nightmare mode in 3rd world countriew

  • @PogOwl3891
    @PogOwl3891 Před 3 lety +16

    “Oreo cookies, so good you’ll commit domestic assault!” - Penguinz0

  • @dert1701
    @dert1701 Před 3 lety +471

    pewds might have the bad video quality. Charlie surely has the worst Audio settings.
    cant hear shit from the vids but charlie blows my speakers out lol.

  • @RatmanYagami
    @RatmanYagami Před 3 lety +634

    "Wife eats Husband's Oreo's, what happens next is shocking"

    • @riskyy2657
      @riskyy2657 Před 3 lety

      *LMAO Charlie left a comment on my new video*

    • @RatmanYagami
      @RatmanYagami Před 3 lety +29

      @Jo Amon Cant have everything i guess😔📓🖋

    • @youtubeuser9322
      @youtubeuser9322 Před 3 lety +12

      just report the bots, and put sexual content as report

    • @CockRide
      @CockRide Před 3 lety +2

      @@RatmanYagami 😔

    • @anorange7900
      @anorange7900 Před 3 lety +3

      @Hailey Harvey THEY ARE WAY BETTER THAN OREOS

  • @rhysh4541
    @rhysh4541 Před rokem +4

    If it was the other way around, the guy would be locked up for years and years and years that is crazy the chargers got dropped. She is clinically insane.

  • @soupxv213
    @soupxv213 Před 3 lety +13

    “What are you in for” “someone layed a finger on my butterfinger”

  • @clueless4138
    @clueless4138 Před 3 lety +242

    "I don't know why the slowest people always try to escape"
    'cause they didn't run in years and overestimate themselves

  • @hman1801
    @hman1801 Před 3 lety +242

    I'd say the woman has some anger issues to get that worked up over oreos.

    • @rulerworld1289
      @rulerworld1289 Před 3 lety +15

      Pregnancy gives you massive mood swings

    • @hman1801
      @hman1801 Před 3 lety +91

      @@rulerworld1289 Not an excuse to assault someone.

    • @justsomeregret7993
      @justsomeregret7993 Před 3 lety +66

      @@rulerworld1289 Making you drunk makes you more likely to do a variety of messed up things doesn't mean you're excuses for said behavior

    • @FukaiKokoro
      @FukaiKokoro Před 3 lety +8

      Honestly it’s bad. I’m “ allergic” to birth control. I’m also infertile. So that’s probably a good thing. Because any amount of extra hormones I am dying on the couch all day with migraines and get so sick many times a day. I’m so light sensitive too. It’s hell on earth.
      A lot of people underestimate the power of hormones. Or don’t realize how they effect the, until they experience pregnancy or birth control.
      It’s not a excuse it’s an explanation.

    • @justsomeregret7993
      @justsomeregret7993 Před 3 lety +27

      @@FukaiKokoro Doesn't justify actions even if it explains said situation that's like saying Pain was right to murder thousands because he had trauma or Hitler because he had trauma from the war albeit on a much grander scale

  • @Prodigy70
    @Prodigy70 Před 3 lety +19

    Boyfriend: eats oreos
    Girlfriend: *Im gonna put some dirt in your eye*

  • @nullskey8370
    @nullskey8370 Před 3 lety +28

    love how the guards just throw themselves over people, like that’s the safest way to stop someone but it’s funny every time

  • @Calcifer111
    @Calcifer111 Před 3 lety +480

    “We all make mistakes in the heat of hunger” -Mr.Neutron

  • @KingseekerFrampt
    @KingseekerFrampt Před 3 lety +75

    Oreos are one heck of a drug

    • @riskyy2657
      @riskyy2657 Před 3 lety

      *LMAO Charlie left a comment on my new video*

    • @littlebob7547
      @littlebob7547 Před 3 lety +6

      @@riskyy2657 LMAO No one cares

  • @thisSh1tHard
    @thisSh1tHard Před 3 lety +369

    that judge is awful at his job, "hey she's laughing about assaulting her husband for no good reason, she probably didn't mean it, let's let her go back to abusing him!"
    Didn't know hormones are now an excuse to abuse your partner

    • @reverendfatheruncleruckus
      @reverendfatheruncleruckus Před 3 lety +30

      @@warsawpact1548 Most state and county DA's are still allowed to pursue domestic abuse. I could see her getting off with anger management and probation, but what the judge did was unacceptable.
      Had roles been reversed and her husband hit her with something, even in a far more blatantly accident way, he would be serving time on top of have anger management and probation

    • @adjuax
      @adjuax Před 3 lety +20

      @@warsawpact1548 The judge didn't give her a sentence, fine or anything. Your double standards is showing bud.

    • @gnydell
      @gnydell Před 3 lety +5

      @@adjuax He actually hit her with a restraining order. She's not allowed within 500 feet of him

    • @adjuax
      @adjuax Před 3 lety +14

      @@gnydell Not really a punishment, she better be 500 feet from him for his safety. She got out bail free, the perks of being a pregnant woman.

    • @thisSh1tHard
      @thisSh1tHard Před 3 lety +2

      @@warsawpact1548 did you just defend abuse?
      You're pathetic

  • @couldntthinkofachannelname9316

    I swear some of these could be dhar man stories, “man eats pregnant wife’s oreos, instantly regrets it” “woman drives friend to drughouse, what happens next willshock you”

  • @BongGoUnofficial
    @BongGoUnofficial Před 3 lety +312

    Husband eats pregnant wife's Oreos, lives to regret his decision.

    • @anorange7900
      @anorange7900 Před 3 lety +20

      Husband eats pregnant wife, lives to regret his decision

    • @reverendfatheruncleruckus
      @reverendfatheruncleruckus Před 3 lety +6

      More like husband eats pregnant wife's Oreos and regrets ever dipping his wick in someone as insane and sadistic as her abusive ass.

    • @AverageAmerican_
      @AverageAmerican_ Před 3 lety

      czcams.com/video/Z1XHHGaTczUK/video.html

    • @AverageAmerican_
      @AverageAmerican_ Před 3 lety

      czcams.com/video/Z1XHHGaTczUK/video.html

    • @quiellgavis7174
      @quiellgavis7174 Před 3 lety

      Why are you here? Bong Go?

  • @oblivious8868
    @oblivious8868 Před 3 lety +203

    Oreos: "C'mon, you've killed for less!"

    • @riskyy2657
      @riskyy2657 Před 3 lety +1

      *LMAO Charlie left a comment on my new video*

    • @dukedennis123
      @dukedennis123 Před 3 lety +13

      @@riskyy2657 LMAO I didn’t ask

    • @Glabur1
      @Glabur1 Před 3 lety +11

      That's not un-true

    • @Dankudar
      @Dankudar Před 3 lety +5

      presented by hetap,
      when you're feeling the tap, hetap.

    • @sirapple589
      @sirapple589 Před 3 lety +2

      Dank Dar
      “I’d kill for a Hetap.”

  • @thehandleiwantedwasntavailable

    “Like a Mario block. But instead of hitting coins she was hitting days in jail” - lmfao.

  • @pearcehubbart3767
    @pearcehubbart3767 Před 3 lety +11

    The judges sentencing when he was clearly having a pissing contest with the defendant was disgusting. Like that sentence was not at all made in a calm state of mind where justice was the goal.

  • @JeweledLove
    @JeweledLove Před 3 lety +1432

    Pregnant Woman: *attacks her boyfriend for eating her Oreos*
    Charlie: "I mean, that's justifiable, right?"

    • @okaytyler2774
      @okaytyler2774 Před 3 lety +145

      Yeah shit like that just lets criminals of the female gender get away with more shit. I'd find it way worse if it was the husband who pressed charges as well and they dropped it like "Oh yeah, just another woman going on about cookies. Harmless"
      Edit: When I say "Shit like that" I'm referring to female criminals getting lighter sentences/getting away because they're female. It's injustice. It's not always the case but it's upsetting when it is. I did find out, however, that this particular case was dropped by the husband, although, it's still a matter of principle. Murder is murder, assault is assault, etc, no matter the gender is my point.

    • @Ashmaryarose
      @Ashmaryarose Před 3 lety +18

      Moral of the story Charlie is as good as a court judge

    • @Seven-ez5ux
      @Seven-ez5ux Před 3 lety +3

      amazing translation service

    • @JD-jz5gu
      @JD-jz5gu Před 3 lety +8

      @KRAYON How do they not get that?

    • @Petie718
      @Petie718 Před 3 lety +5

      @UCRbTbUCE65JP3sPfLu_BYDg people joke about male criminals all the time especially if it’s over something stupid.

  • @Graphics_Card
    @Graphics_Card Před 3 lety +65

    *“If u are going to try to escape, think back to your 40 yard dash time”*
    That’s actually such a epic way to teach someone this!

  • @RubensASMR
    @RubensASMR Před 3 lety +10

    *"It's like everyones a photo of bigfoot"* is the best way to describe that footage.

  • @AdeDueDamballa.
    @AdeDueDamballa. Před 2 lety +56

    Really gross how the oreo woman abuser got let off and laughed at, the guy needed hospital treatment, she’s a danger to people, literally what prison time is for. I’ve been pregnant twice, never violently hurt someone and never thought me being pregnant gave me an excuse to.
    Not to mention this is a woman who will violently hurl stuff at someone if they eat her food, kids do this all the time to peoples food, her not being punished means she could do this to her child one day.

    • @feraltaco4783
      @feraltaco4783 Před 7 měsíci

      She's going to be a fantastic mother.

  • @zomcom11
    @zomcom11 Před 3 lety +51

    “A husband ate his wife’s Oreos. This is what happened to his stomach.”

  • @minecraftmarioboy5012
    @minecraftmarioboy5012 Před 3 lety +383

    Crazy how the Court went easy on her but if it was a man would there even be a trial?he would probably just already be in jail

    • @dont259
      @dont259 Před 3 lety +27

      Being a woman is easy mode in life.

    • @user-by1sm8fr2c
      @user-by1sm8fr2c Před 3 lety +25

      ​@@dont259 XD ? Are you kidding? Women may (If you're born lucky enough) have things easier in some aspects but so does men (Again, If you're born lucky enough). It sounds like you're too privileged and entitled to have ever seen what the bottom of the barrel looks like and believe me, the bottom isn't gender specific.
      There is no "Easy Mode" in life for any humane category. It's all dependent on luck, are you lucky enough to be born with loving parents? a good household? good looks? born with parents who don't have mental illness that's genetic? These things aren't gender specific.
      Pull your misogynistic head out of your ass.

    • @Long-Horse
      @Long-Horse Před 3 lety +14

      @@dont259 This is true unless you are a woman born in Saudi Arabia then is Dark Souls mode.

    • @Long-Horse
      @Long-Horse Před 3 lety +7

      ​@@user-by1sm8fr2c Honesty hes not wrong when it comes to making money as a woman, not all things in life are easy mode but you understood what he meant, to make money and live as a woman is very easy, why do you think there is so few homeless women? So hes not being misogynistic hes just making a joke how easy it is to make money as a woman.

    • @professionalbozo4396
      @professionalbozo4396 Před 3 lety +4

      @@user-by1sm8fr2c thank you

  • @GamingintheAM0801
    @GamingintheAM0801 Před 2 lety +27

    "This camera quality. It's like everyone is a picture of bigfoot."
    This man is a bona fide wordsmith. The stuff he can come up with on the fly is incredible.

  • @lpscupcakesprinkles
    @lpscupcakesprinkles Před 3 lety +104

    She assaulted him and charges were dropped. If it was the other way around, he would be in jail and have no custody of his child/children.

    • @BobPapadopoulos
      @BobPapadopoulos Před 3 lety +27

      @@warsawpact1548 Police regularly press charges on the victim's behalf when the accuser is a woman, even when she drops them.

    • @adjuax
      @adjuax Před 3 lety +18

      @@warsawpact1548 You really going overtime in the comments trying to defend a woman who literally assaulted someone over Oreos. Even if the victim didn't press charges, you can still be dealt punishment for your transgressions.

    • @youretotallyrightbut463
      @youretotallyrightbut463 Před 3 lety +3

      @@warsawpact1548 dropped charges mean nothing, firstly, why would you pursue charges when the court is treating her like this? They weren’t dropped yet in that video. The were dropped weeks later. Lawyers are expensive. Why waste your money on a system that praises and jokes with her?....secondly, charges are often dropped because people simply do not have the money to continue.

    • @nimrit8877
      @nimrit8877 Před 3 lety +1

      @@BobPapadopoulos when ??

    • @Leaninmyspleen.
      @Leaninmyspleen. Před 3 měsíci +1

      Do men have pregnancy hormones which cause mood swings?

  • @jonathanupton6093
    @jonathanupton6093 Před 3 lety +34

    "Oreos - so good you'll commit domestic assault"
    Banger commercial, I'd totally buy oreos if I saw that on tv

  • @EesaMS
    @EesaMS Před 3 lety +43

    Parent: drinking won't affect my children!
    the child:

    • @riskyy2657
      @riskyy2657 Před 3 lety

      *LMAO Charlie left a comment on my new video*

    • @shelby5809
      @shelby5809 Před rokem

      "So she beat him until he got scars. what's so bad about that? she's a girl."

  • @billpardy4094
    @billpardy4094 Před 3 lety +23

    When I was just days away from giving birth my brother in law drank the last of my reduced fat model dairy eggnog and I cried for 8 straight hours. Shame on that lady for using violence. I get feeling crazy, there were times I looked my husband in the eye and said, “I feel so crazy right now,” but dang.

    • @A.Mack1o2
      @A.Mack1o2 Před 2 lety +3

      Hard to describe her as a lady if it was the other way about the guy would be getting called a scum bag and sitting in jail

    • @feraltaco4783
      @feraltaco4783 Před 7 měsíci +1

      My roommates ate the last of the meatloaf I made the other day. I was so bummed. I cried a bit. But I didn't think about taking up arms because of it.

    • @feraltaco4783
      @feraltaco4783 Před 7 měsíci +1

      ​@@A.Mack1o2that's no lady.

  • @Soldierofdoom444
    @Soldierofdoom444 Před 3 lety +33

    Can't be any worse than that time Jeremy "Jerma985" Elbertson ate a whole sleeve of Oreos and then threw them up in his mother's bed.

  • @sweetyespop1235
    @sweetyespop1235 Před 3 lety +181

    "Oh sorry honey, I didn't realize you wanted them so bad. Wait, what are you doing with that stapler? Babe?"

    • @riskyy2657
      @riskyy2657 Před 3 lety +1

      *LMAO Charlie left a comment on my new video*

    • @garconpetit9272
      @garconpetit9272 Před 3 lety +27

      @@riskyy2657 no

    • @n-s-a7113
      @n-s-a7113 Před 3 lety

      @@warsawpact1548 oh ok I thought she hit him with a opened stapler

    • @KickTheBabyKAF
      @KickTheBabyKAF Před 3 lety +2

      @@riskyy2657 you literally have 1000+ comments on Charlie’s channel alone, and your last 3 were just you advertising. Do you have a life? Genuine question

    • @Koyomix86
      @Koyomix86 Před 3 lety +1

      @@KickTheBabyKAF it’s not him doing this he just set up a bot

  • @eclipse7963
    @eclipse7963 Před 3 lety +27

    Charlie always manages to find the most wild shit I have ever seen wtf

    • @onno3573
      @onno3573 Před 3 lety +1

      Nope its his fans that recommend shit

    • @RJ-jw8cq
      @RJ-jw8cq Před 2 lety

      A&E is a goldmine for crazy videos

  • @KentuckyBullfrog32
    @KentuckyBullfrog32 Před 3 lety +8

    I’m stupid, I thought this video was about an Oreo cookie that assaulted a human

  • @twodollaant5766
    @twodollaant5766 Před 3 lety +3

    Am I the only one that thinks it’s wrong for that judge to be able to give her more and more days

    • @noahholmes6410
      @noahholmes6410 Před 3 lety +4

      it pisses me off, its hella dumb, i feel like thats literally free speech. She's not threatening him, just disrespecting him. You should be able to tell a judge to fuck off and worst that should happen is you're escorted out. The judge is super immature and on a power trip, how can you equate some harsh words to an extra 270 days in prison?

    • @elvickRULES
      @elvickRULES Před rokem

      I mean it’s meaningless, I don’t think I’ve ever seen an instance where they actually serve all the time when it starts to get petty. But it is a bad look, I agree and makes judges look immature and unfit.

  • @mediocrisis5229
    @mediocrisis5229 Před 3 lety +57

    people would do anything for a klondike bar, but would they commit a felony?

    • @riskyy2657
      @riskyy2657 Před 3 lety

      *LMAO Charlie left a comment on my new video*

    • @reverendfatheruncleruckus
      @reverendfatheruncleruckus Před 3 lety

      For a Klondike? Maybe. This sneez is over here commuting felonies for a damn Oreo, not even the original Hydrox.

  • @pagansbasin6657
    @pagansbasin6657 Před 3 lety +27

    You’re honor… I’m not me when I’m hungry.

    • @blue1584
      @blue1584 Před 3 lety

      This would make a good snickers commercial

  • @jthablaidd
    @jthablaidd Před 2 lety +1

    “You can do crack and still be a good freind” that killed me

  • @aniota1648
    @aniota1648 Před 3 lety

    I've seen those videos before, I'm glad you did another video on these 😅

  • @Bern-ls5mi
    @Bern-ls5mi Před 3 lety +51

    Life lesson: Never buy weed from the gas station

  • @dabest4929
    @dabest4929 Před 3 lety +25

    This is like a more extreme version of that terrible " can i have some oreos?" Tiktok

    • @riskyy2657
      @riskyy2657 Před 3 lety

      *LMAO Charlie left a comment on my new video*

    • @BiggusNickus
      @BiggusNickus Před 3 lety +2

      Tiktok is terrible by default.

    • @Coyotzz
      @Coyotzz Před 3 lety +2

      @@riskyy2657 I am reporting you for spamming

  • @GravityK-b
    @GravityK-b Před 3 lety +17

    Couldn't they both enjoy the Oreos without it having to come to this.
    The silliest of things often end up becoming court cases.

    • @SpicyMediaReal
      @SpicyMediaReal Před 3 lety +7

      If she is going to attack him over an oreo, what will she do to the kids for less?

    • @if7723
      @if7723 Před 2 lety +1

      @@SpicyMediaReal Bathtime. But without no snorkel.

  • @joshanderson7211
    @joshanderson7211 Před 3 lety +8

    Charlie, I've been watching you for almost a year now, but seriously you have the funniest one-liners in all of youtube. honestly some of the jokes you make are funnier than most lines in comedy movies. keep up the vids my guy

  • @sunvieightmaster88
    @sunvieightmaster88 Před 3 lety +15

    That Boyfriend be like: That Oreo is the reason for me being in Charlie's video.

  • @JeweledLove
    @JeweledLove Před 3 lety +253

    Boyfriend: *receives 3 staples in the head because of his Oreo obsessed pregnant girlfriend*
    Charlie: "It seems like those pregnancy hormones"

    • @FukaiKokoro
      @FukaiKokoro Před 3 lety +19

      Honestly it’s bad. “I’m allergic” to birth control. I’m also infertile. So that’s probably a good thing. Because any amount of extra hormones I am dying on the couch all day with migraines and get so sick many times a day. I’m so light sensitive too. It’s hell on earth. A lot of people underestimate the power of hormones.

    • @titanwilkins4044
      @titanwilkins4044 Před 3 lety +7

      @@FukaiKokoro sounds like your life sucks

    • @anorange7900
      @anorange7900 Před 3 lety +1

      @@titanwilkins4044 ikr

    • @deannas2778
      @deannas2778 Před 3 lety +11

      @@FukaiKokoro same I tried to go on birth control once because I wanted to help acne I was 17 I wasn't sexually active or anything but yeah I was having nausea I was really really agitated about everything. I was on my treadmill trying to exercise one day and I threw up on my treadmill and proceeded to cry uncontrollably. Hormones can fuck you up big time

    • @thisSh1tHard
      @thisSh1tHard Před 3 lety +32

      @@FukaiKokoro that's still not an excuse to assault your partner 🤷🏻

  • @giovanni8233
    @giovanni8233 Před 3 lety +6

    Mr. Martinez: "no, you are in contempt"
    Judge: "fuck, I guess this IS your court room."

  • @talkingwithadam812
    @talkingwithadam812 Před rokem +1

    'You can do crack and still be a good friend'
    Thanks charlie, i needed that

  • @MizunoYT
    @MizunoYT Před 3 lety +8

    damn man the cookie abuser is the new crime out here

  • @willierodriguez396
    @willierodriguez396 Před 3 lety +10

    This Oreo girl is going crazy.

  • @ryanmorris986
    @ryanmorris986 Před 3 lety +4

    Anyone here notice charlie reusing footage from his previous court cam video i swear ive seen his reaction to the woman who tried to escape as well as the woman who mouthed off to the judge in the next clip

    • @saxdemonsjs571
      @saxdemonsjs571 Před 3 lety

      Same, I was looking to see if anyone else was saying anything. I was thinking maybe I might have saw it on another channel that uploads charlie's streams or something but im not sure

  • @cadmus2867
    @cadmus2867 Před 3 lety +1

    i never seen a oreo ad work so well

  • @nicholasevans3697
    @nicholasevans3697 Před 3 lety +5

    Hearing Charlie reference Guilty Gear is so surreal lmao. Glad to see that he seems to have enjoyed Strive

  • @kirielvids
    @kirielvids Před 2 lety +4

    Going from a month in jail to nearly a year in a matter of seconds off of just contempt is almost impressive.

  • @Hellokitty_420
    @Hellokitty_420 Před rokem

    Your should really do more of those breakouts ngl those hit hard asf 😭

  • @cuttlesz1654
    @cuttlesz1654 Před 3 lety +5

    You should never mess with an Oreo in the same way you shouldn’t outpizza the hut

  • @bronzeliver6735
    @bronzeliver6735 Před 3 lety +34

    “So what are you in for?”
    “Murder
    You?”
    “i stole an Oreo from my wife”
    Moves to end of the bench

  • @DawnOfTheOzz
    @DawnOfTheOzz Před 3 lety +3

    I'm depressed right now. I watched Kiryu Coco's Graduation stream and I just feel shattered. So watching Charlie watching crazy courtroom drama does ease the pain.

  • @yugemi2538
    @yugemi2538 Před 3 lety +1

    i love reading this charlie’s titles everytime makes me laugh

  • @zwarde2279
    @zwarde2279 Před 3 lety +57

    The amount of people that think she literally took a stapler to his head... They're referring to surgical staples, people! I'm guessing she threw something at him or even pushed him into something and he hit a sharp corner, I don't know. Not like it's better, but it's not like she was chasing him with a stapler from office depot.

    • @thidderreal
      @thidderreal Před 3 lety +3

      It’s not like that scene from Horton Hears A Who lol. Idk what they expect.

    • @xcalium9346
      @xcalium9346 Před 3 lety +3

      Honestly that does make it feel a little better. I thought she just grabbed a stapler and went ham

    • @liaammmm6671
      @liaammmm6671 Před 2 lety +6

      @@xcalium9346 still doesn't change the fact she attacked her husband

    • @xcalium9346
      @xcalium9346 Před 2 lety +3

      @@liaammmm6671 Yeah I know, but holy shit it was so bad before the way I was imagining it.

    • @tataririka
      @tataririka Před rokem +1

      Also the amount of people that think she got away because she is a woman and not because the man just dropped the case. ^^ The comment section is full of people crying over nothing.

  • @eriknorin6952
    @eriknorin6952 Před 3 lety +18

    "what would ever possess you to take someone to a crack house"
    Charlie: "to get crack"
    Me: take your daughter to work day...

  • @jamesmason7979
    @jamesmason7979 Před 3 lety +6

    "Did you learn your lesson? Did you learn your lesson?"
    I guess you're not taking penitentiary chances if you're already bound for the penitentiary.

  • @Potato-sg3wq
    @Potato-sg3wq Před 3 lety +2

    1:37 "you can do crack and still be a good friend"

  • @gurochoco4008
    @gurochoco4008 Před 3 lety +1

    the court footage never fails to be so pixelated that i could count the pixels

  • @ironicanimewatcher
    @ironicanimewatcher Před 3 lety +5

    Dhar mann characters should punch the villain to teach them the lesson

  • @zerkker6096
    @zerkker6096 Před 3 lety +38

    Imagine what she would’ve done if they sold her Oreos without the cream.

  • @Hollowdude15
    @Hollowdude15 Před 2 lety

    Damn, this surprise me a lot when i read the title of this video and good video man :)

  • @thegrimcritic5494
    @thegrimcritic5494 Před 2 lety +1

    Oreos: “C’mon… you’ve killed for less.”

  • @Kittysneeze08
    @Kittysneeze08 Před 3 lety +5

    One of my dads friends in high school threw an oreo at another friend running through water and fell with an imprint on his cheek. They're not just delicious they're deadly

  • @jammyboywestsidebigdaddyg6441

    3:39 THE FAMILY DID WHAT TO COOPER?!?!

  • @tylerpage1915
    @tylerpage1915 Před 3 lety +2

    This is the craziest Oreo commercial I’ve ever seen

  • @FarbrorBaku
    @FarbrorBaku Před 3 lety +2

    If you haven't yet you should make a video about judge Hurley, that dude has had some weird ass cases and his low key burns and incredible ability to stay calm is the stuff of legends.

  • @Ghostnanana
    @Ghostnanana Před 3 lety +3

    That level of violence over food should only be acceptable when someone lays a finger on your butterfinger

  • @peterlor4321
    @peterlor4321 Před 3 lety +22

    Judge: What would ever posses you to take someone to a crack house?
    Charlie: Probably to get crack, what do you mean? why else would you go?
    Lmao.

  • @helpmegetto1k4channelnotab78

    *COOKIE MONSTER: "SHES PERFECT!!"*

  • @timdizzle1080
    @timdizzle1080 Před rokem +2

    Being pregnant apparently turns you into Bullseye

  • @arniepage1662
    @arniepage1662 Před 3 lety +7

    Why do the people who try to escape run slower than a toddler yet slip over everything

  • @ZigZag-wr4sc
    @ZigZag-wr4sc Před 3 lety +3

    "As a result of..... eating oreo cookies"

  • @koltanpetty8377
    @koltanpetty8377 Před 3 lety

    Bro your thumbnails for your vids are the most fever dream esc I’ve ever seen

  • @MrHydra12
    @MrHydra12 Před 3 lety

    Omg I died when the judge deadass said “chomping on her cookies” with a straight face lmao

  • @ebofthechill8008
    @ebofthechill8008 Před 3 lety +3

    Judges: Can we get cameras?
    State: We have cameras at court.
    *the cameras at court*

  • @KnifesIOS
    @KnifesIOS Před 3 lety +33

    I mean it’s kinda sad. If a man “accidentally” did anything like that he’d have atleast 6months in jail

    • @thrace_bot1012
      @thrace_bot1012 Před 3 lety

      @@warsawpact1548 ah that's an interesting thing to note, I'd assumed that the expression "charges dropped" would encompass case dismissal by the Jury as well. So it's only applicable when the prosecuting party decides not to pursue the case anymore?

    • @irotypo4684
      @irotypo4684 Před 3 lety +11

      1: Even if the charges were dropped, that doesn't change the fact of it being a double standard. If a man had done it the judge wouldn't be joking around, everyone would be treating him like scum. But it was a woman so everyone was acting like it was funny and ok.
      2: He didn't say anything about a stapler

    • @legrandliseurtri7495
      @legrandliseurtri7495 Před 3 lety +1

      @@irotypo4684 How do you even know that? Find me a case similar to this with reversed genders where the guy was treated that much worse.
      Honest, being in a court because you accidentally badly hurt someone for stealing your cookies sounds pretty funny, and I suspect that even the victim will be able to laught about it in a couple months. When you get hurt in a stupid way, it's often amusing. For example, I recently hit my head... because I swam into a pool's wall. A couple minutes later I was laughting about it with my sister, despite the fact that it was still hurting.

    • @willydonka1041
      @willydonka1041 Před 3 lety +3

      @@legrandliseurtri7495 That is not at all comparable to what is likely abuse, don't be an idiot.

    • @Divinemakyr
      @Divinemakyr Před 2 lety

      @@legrandliseurtri7495 Hermesmann v Seyer.

  • @tylermontgomery178
    @tylermontgomery178 Před 3 lety

    Charlie has the best video descriptions of all time

  • @domm5715
    @domm5715 Před 3 lety +1

    Supposedly, the urge to eat a second Oreo is equivalent to the urge to take a second hit of crack... So those cases made sense

  • @justsomeguywholovesberserk6375

    A Court for an Oreo
    As a society we have degraded successfully

  • @jameshumphreys2905
    @jameshumphreys2905 Před 3 lety +48

    made it to a charlie video 10 seconds after it was posted. finally

    • @salty5613
      @salty5613 Před 3 lety

      And the first to reply’s are CZcams videos

    • @michaelshaham158
      @michaelshaham158 Před 3 lety +1

      absolutely wicked bro

    • @joshua2atkins772
      @joshua2atkins772 Před 3 lety

      now go for 9

    • @Bondokill
      @Bondokill Před 3 lety +1

      Wow what a fucking accomplishment. Proud you dude. You've finally done something of value with your life

  • @bootusmightus
    @bootusmightus Před rokem +1

    he has control of the courtroom, judge

  • @300blackpeople
    @300blackpeople Před 3 lety +1

    In a world where you can literally get High quality cameras for cheap as hell and these court rooms still got the old VHS cameras