12:25 as Bob once said on Distracable, “Ohio is a fucking abyss with 5 cities in it.”
It's got Cedar Park and King's Island. And Joe Burrow isn't that bad I guess
I said it once, I’ll say it again; pettiness and spite are POWERFUL motivators.
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Like, I get the joke, but as a historian, I cannot bring myself to laugh. The dude literally ran to Sparta to ask for help against the Persians, and then ran back (which was 150 miles there, and then ANOTHER 150 miles back), probably also fought in the Battle of Marathon, and THEN ran 26 miles to Athens, at which he declared victory and then dropped dead.
Philippides was a Chad, and I will not hear slander regarding him.
I've seen a petty revenge story where someone spiced a ice cream tub for a fridge pirate and then there's a extreme story where someone put rat poison in a fridge for the fridge pirate and used reverse Psychology with a sign saying what it was
As a Scottish man myself somehow you did a better accent than anything I can do
13:08 Oh shit, that might’ve been my classmate because a girl named Danielle made that mistake in 6th grade. I nearly got written up for “refusing” to stop laughing. Can you blame me? I was an immature brat.
8:01 - Nate, its not Hamtaro, its Oruchuban Ebichu short lived anime (12 episodes, 24 segments) about household hamster full of lewd jokes and etc.
"Just Hamtaro answering the phone."
Me, who knows that anime the clip comes from is meant for older audiences than Hamtaro: I get the mistake but as the late Technoblade would say. Bruh!
Oh I remember that video of the Livestream guy!
He was so fucked over throughout that whole thing! Keep surviving off only sweepstakes? And you forgot to mention the fact that he was moved houses like... 3 times, then did it again after the whole first trial was done. He was stranded in South Korea (?) for a while. And they told him the same shit. This time to earn enough for a plane ticket. Then an upgraded one, and another upgrade to 1st class. And they never told him he reached that first goal.
Not only that, but there's a lot of evidence to suggest that the producers were also tampering with the packages that were being delivered to him just to make him suffer more.
8:00 Fun fact, that is not hamtaro. Surprising number of hamster anime out there
32:00 - For that story, I imagined the second ball hitting her being accompanied by Dave Chappelle's famous line: "Gotcha b*tch!"
I made the mistake of falling asleep once in science class. My teacher then proceeded to accuse me of sleeping every time she couldn't see my eyes, calling me out randomly in the middle of class, hitting my desk during tests, etc.
Once I fell asleep during philosophy lecture in university. Our professor just came to me, look at me peacefully sleeping on the desk, then walked back and continued lecture as usual.
In my defense, it was early morning during winter.
that's when you walk up to them and stare dead eye in their face and not blink or break eye contact. The second they blink you accuse them of sleeping very loudly,
repeat till you are sent to the office for harassment. Then explain that you have a case of narcolepsy and your teacher said she needed to see your eyes, so you had to make sure she saw them.
or go full psycho and come into class with medical bandages over your eyes. and a small box (Fake eyes), and a cane. Leave the box on their desk. when they ask what it is tell them it's your eyes since they wanted to see them so badly.
Disclaimer: It's early and I am lacking sleep so my mental state is loopy. Don't do this (unless you don't care about them lol)
@@ceu160193in highschool sleeping in class isn't allowed. In university, you're paying for the class either way, you're an adult, if you fail the class cuz of that its on you.
@@MrFlarespeed Not always, you see even in college there's STILL certain classes that by law you MUST take even in college and some of them offer you NOTHING towards whatever it is that you're actually paying for.
The one time I fell asleep in class (as far as I can remember) was in middle school. The school made me go to the nurse, in a wheelchair. I was just really tired because I was working on an interesting program and didn't pay attention to the time before bed the night before, but I went to a very good school district, and they liked to make sure there wasn't some other medical thing causing something. The result was I slept for about half and hour in the nurse's office before going to the next class. Still slightly sad I missed that class, I always like science. Even though I'm pretty sure I already knew what they were teaching in that case from learning about it on my own.
(I know this comment is from over a year ago, but I wanted to share. I still don't understand the strategy of teaching by force or by messing with someone, all it does is make the person afraid of whatever it was without figuring out the root cause. I don't think I ever had a teacher who used that strategy, which I'm very happy about.)
Nate says 270k is unbelievable and i'm over here waiting for the day they reach 1M as they deserve
12:25 I wanna know what a new jersey candle smells like
0:57 His name was Tomoaki Hamatsu, better known as Nadine, and he participated on this Japanese show called Susunu! Denpa Shonen. The whole thing was live-streamed everyday to millions. Millions watched this innocent man suffer for a a whole year!
"Brian do not touch my food I have 7 shrimp and 4,728 rice" me: WHO THE FUCK COUNTS THE RICE!?!?!?!?!?
I have totally done that with other foods or items with a high and specific count. Definitely not rice though, that would've been a step too far for me.
What you do is you put a big baggie of sugar free gummy bears in with your lunch... like 3-4x the serving size.
Tampering with food is a crime... so is stealing food, but bringing more gummy bears than you plan to eat yourself isn't.
23:20 lol I don't know what it is about social studies teachers but the one I had in 7th grade dropped a textbook two inches away from the nose of a sleeping student. Scared him so badly he fell off his chair screaming.
That wasn't Hamtaro, that was Ebichu
Which is very unwholesome
Work can be stressful, and sometimes your lunch is all that keeps you chugging along. So I believe there is a special place in hell for people who steal other people's lunches at work. >8T
I had a science teacher who you never wanted to fall asleep in his class. Once, he dropped the textbook from high up onto the desk right next to a sleeping student. Another time, he dripped water from a finger onto the sleeping students face until they woke up. Was always hilarious. xD
14:33 Well then that ages oddly today
37:16 technically yes she did, she helped poachers
17:54 Take a good look at Russia's pedestrian sign. Absolutely shitfaced on vodka and gopnick stepping
15:56
That's right, Vegan Teacher
So... I never found out who always stole my energy drinks, but one day I used a bottled energy drink and filled it with vinegar. Never got energy drinks stolen from ever again
25:27 if I was a ghost that had to answer this question and was allowed to, I would possess a mannequin or something of similar size and make it go to whoever asked that question and slap them with the hand of whatever thing I was possessing
If they tore down my house and just said they made a mistake.....my response would be to pump a 12 gauge.
We need more of this
It's awesome
So, from what I gather, Richie Ashburn has Dangerous Lumber.
39:39
The Bart?
I remember someone calling a cows utter a uterus during a speech in high school. That was back in 2011 if I remember correctly.
I just realized after so many videos watched on this channel that I have watched them on the same couch in the video
31:42
Scott Sterling but Baseball
6:50 Now That's What I Call rock paper scissors form Goku's moveset
Fun fact: Chase is owned by JP Morgan. Hence the name: JP Morgan-Chase
Mozart once composed a piece that mimicked bad composers
39:39
Huh, Didn't know slideshow bob could afford a trailer truck...
11:49 as a man living in ohio right now, the candle isnt wrong
My band teacher would wake people up with cymbals behind them
You guys had the best teachers
Heyy, i was just thinking about recommending this vid!
Nate, you forgot to edit the bit at 4:10.
Also, sorry about your aunt. Nobody should have to go through that.
We gotta bring back “mobile fountain triangle”
One problem…mountains have no service
9:41 scrabble, but it’s chozo
32:24 I almost chocked on a doughnut laughing!!
Why did Ohio get the unscented candle? What is really not at Ohio that makes people razz on it so much? Wyoming practically isn't even populated. Montana has acres of nothing and according to one Arin Hanson one spot has a disgusting Hot Springs location that a whole town uses to wash themselves all at once in horrifically stained bathtubs hooked to the springs. Illinois even has a giant metal bean and Navy Pier, as well as the Lincoln Memorial. There has to be actually something in Ohio. Even a tourist trap. I literally can't imagine truly nothing there.
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I wish I had that instructor, XD
The part where he mentions CZcamsrs in Ohio 12:01 ,you can include me in the list
15:42 or french, i could see that being a french person, given the rivalry between us and france lol
15:23 Both of those posts were from the same person because the id number is the same on both.
Not related, but rip Queen Elizabeth, our immortal queen.
It is a sad day for us Brits. I don't really know what to say, it's all so sudden.
In the words of Titan from Megamind, "There is no Easter Bunny, there is no Tooth Fairy, and there is no Queen of England."
20:18 Thats not a cat, Its professor Minerva McGonagall.
"Avoid Philadelphia" as a Philadelphian myself born, raised, grew up and living in this shithole city I agree.
7:56 who's gonna tell em' that's not Hamtaro
12:05 Lot of astronauts too. That guy's pushing it
20:56 of course this is my home state😂
There is a time and place to be nice & not resort to violence but that is not one of them.
Imagine if it blew up to 1-2 million
Bro there aint no way
Ive always said that if I ever got arrested all the cops would have to do to pin me down is have a cat sit on me and I wouldnt move
That guy got to experience that for real
37:04 that’s an African elephant not an Asian elephant. The ears on an Asian elephant are noticeably smaller than its African cousin.
Regarding the Pompeii man.. Vulcanus: "F**K you in particular!"
Should see the r/ihateohio sub. It's the second worst state in America for a reason
That elephant one where trampled on a seventy-year-old woman and then went back later and trampled on her corpse from what I understand she was actually a poacher and she killed that elephant's child
19:54 I'm at risk of invasion! HELP ME!
39:28 man i hate this belgium made french fries and makes the best chocolate i would think you would like it
What did that 70yr old do to royally piss off Ganesha?
For all of you out there in the USA I live in Ohio. The weather may be random, but if it weren't for places like Ohio, most of you wouldn't have your daily dose of sweet corn And I'm pretty sure that at least half of everyone out there in the USA actually like sweet corn, maybe even more than half.
Man, what the hell? Our Queen just died and all of a sudden I get hit with back-to-back shots at the British. Way to kick a people while they're down, reddit.
10:43-11:02 Then they would be spewing fire from both upstairs and downstairs
Hilarious 😂
10:08 i'm glad this never happened at my last job or otherwise there would have been a huge fucking riot, we had community frigdes at Ikea as well but instead of stealing other people's lunch the difference is people would leave their lunch boxes inside for days, letting the food they brought with them to eat and just never eat or heat them up as there was a personnel restaurant with just as bad food that has 50% chance of food poisoning, and next week you see that they have grown mold over the course of the week that they hired the company I work for to THROW everything away at certain days.
Inlcuding the boxes and cooler bags because one of my former coworker timed how long a certain bag was inside and found out the jackass just left it there for nearly three weeks that they had to throw it away because a literal ecosystem was growing from the inside the box and the bag.
So yeah... people are fucking disgusting.
12:12 markiplier is from Hawaii. He started his career in Ohio but technically he if from Hawaii
evil i love it 38:15
I forget where I commented this, but before the smash ultimate dlc I said that Banjo and Kazooie and Minecraft’s Steve would be fun characters.
Somebody commented and mercilessly insulted me for my stupid ideas.
WHOS LAUGHING NOW, DIRT BAG
I swear I will find this comment and let him have it
32:52 what i wanna know, WHAT THE FUCK DID HE DO?!
Yes
you should watch smi77ys Kermit mod for spiderman pc it is hilarious
12:46 how the fuck did I find Ms Humphrey (5th grade teacher) on here. Also I thought she liked Olive Garden.
So my brother actually got a bit of revenge on my dad once because he'd always steal his brownies when he made a batch. So one time he put pieces of ex-lax chocolate in the brownies and my dad almost sh*t himself on the way to work. XD... Now remembering that and hearing your story gave me a hilariously evil idea. I myself would probably never do this but it would be a bit of fun revenge if you have someone who likes to steal your chicken wings.
~The plan~
1) make some wings.
2) take some BBQ sauce (or a dark colored wing sauce) and gently heat it on the stove.
3) throw Ex-lax into the sauce and whisk until it melts and is incorporated
4) pour over trap wings and coat evenly
5)Take wings to work and put in the company fridge.
6) Wait for the thief to be revealed
Mwahahaha!! Have fun getting work done in the bathroom! XD
13:46 what did chase do to you man?
Please react to r/foundsatan by The Click.
x lax plus spicy sauce
Isn't JPMORGAN also Chase?
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19:58 Who?
Why do people sensor “French”?
The mobile phone story is true
Bigjiggleypanda is also from Ohio
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The Motorola story is 100% true. They had a rivalry going with ATnT (i think it was them) about who will be the one to make cell phones a reality and et them to market. Motorola won. There is a documentary about it somewhere on the internet.
PS. On the map the one Nick was indicating is Romania.
The jokes you guys come up with are perfect, never change
Still kinda new to the channel and your amazing primal reactions,
So basically 2 gigachads finding and reacting to the perfect things?
it sad you think so little of the vary people paying you