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  • The Nostalgia Critic reviews 1995's Tank Girl.
    Originally aired on November 25, 2009
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  • @Kiernan5
    @Kiernan5 Před 5 lety +474

    When Ice-T was being mocked during an interview about being in this movie he responded with "I was paid $800,000 for that movie." That would be why he agreed to do it.

    • @Beer-can_full_of_toes
      @Beer-can_full_of_toes Před 3 lety +38

      He also had a song or two recorded for the soundtrack. So there’s that revenue as well

    • @wool578
      @wool578 Před 3 lety +11

      @@Beer-can_full_of_toes I say, hes a good man.

    • @JasonBeam7
      @JasonBeam7 Před rokem +10

      I wouldn’t say no to that kind of money either

    • @redheadboyyy123
      @redheadboyyy123 Před rokem +10

      He said it was better than jail

    • @DreFromMaine8472
      @DreFromMaine8472 Před rokem +4

      @@redheadboyyy123 Maybe he should never have done the things that would put a person in jail, then. Hindsight is always 20/20!

  • @Mark-ot6sy
    @Mark-ot6sy Před 5 lety +341

    Tank Girl: "Miss me?"
    Al Bundy: "With every bullet so far..."

  • @TwitchyTopHat1
    @TwitchyTopHat1 Před 7 lety +814

    This should have been an animated movie it would have worked so much better stylistically

    • @an4rk135
      @an4rk135 Před 5 lety +48

      TwitchyTopHat and let’s have the same team who did spider man into the spider verse to animate it

    • @eddieolshefski6467
      @eddieolshefski6467 Před 5 lety +15

      Fuck yeah!

    • @damondodson9414
      @damondodson9414 Před 4 lety +9

      TwitchyTopHat yea but there’s gonna be a reboot of this, I have concerns.

    • @mons3020
      @mons3020 Před 4 lety +8

      I think it would've been better if the studio didn't intervene so many damn times.

    • @mons3020
      @mons3020 Před 4 lety +4

      @John Collins I feel like Borderlands would be closest

  • @eldiegoxter7517
    @eldiegoxter7517 Před 3 lety +116

    15:33 actually yes, that's exactly what happened and the comic book creators hated that they had to do that bc of the filmmakers' laziness

  • @kristofgriffin384
    @kristofgriffin384 Před 3 lety +128

    Fun fact! Both Lori Petty and Malcom McDowell voiced villains that appeared in Superman The Animated Series. Lori voiced Livewire and Malcom voiced Metallo.

  • @vindurza
    @vindurza Před 9 lety +369

    Nice to see miley Cyrus stayed in shape during the apocalypse

  • @brideofcthulhu347
    @brideofcthulhu347 Před 5 lety +106

    The problem is not only did the production run out of money and time near the end of filming, but the comics (love 'em btw) are almost anthology based. What I mean is they center around Tank Girl and her kangaroo boyfriend Booga, but there's not really an overlapping extended storyline. Its just different situations with her, Booga, her badass friend Jett (in the comics she's smart but definitely not some mousy twit) or the people she interacts with. It was difficult to make a full story out of it, at least film wise. Not to mention Tank Girl is very much an adult comic, complete with dicks, cussing, voilence to... well fuckin' everyone. Later on she has a son with a friggin' TV for a head. The comics are crazy and just enjoying the insane adventures Tank Girl deals with. But fuck it I still loved this movie when I was little and even now, it had a major impact on my personality and who I am today. Weird to say I know, but Tank Girl and her rocket tits will always hold an explosive place in my heart

    • @COVIDpanic
      @COVIDpanic Před 5 lety +11

      yep, you are right right righty right. This critic doesn't get it.

  • @PunkExMachina
    @PunkExMachina Před 7 lety +572

    I really want a remake of this movie man
    like a mad max world with some dark comedy mixed in it.

    • @JetScreamer_YT
      @JetScreamer_YT Před 6 lety +13

      PunkExMachina I want to see a series Voice by Lori Petty, with the original cast of the comic.

    • @chaseeanes4396
      @chaseeanes4396 Před 6 lety +8

      bring back lori petty than shes awesome her voice is so animeish

    • @Dawnlighter
      @Dawnlighter Před 6 lety +12

      Then it won't be Tank Girl. It's supposed to be over the top, silly, goofy, and just crazy. Its supposed not to make any sense!

    • @HMSConqueror
      @HMSConqueror Před 6 lety +5

      I think yeah, in that way it will work. And with less feminazi shit on it.

    • @turperthepowerful5537
      @turperthepowerful5537 Před 6 lety +3

      I’d be down

  • @PuppetDungeon
    @PuppetDungeon Před 9 lety +217

    The main issue with the movie is that the director wanted to make it appropriate to the comic. The studio however wanted an origin story, despite the comic not having one. They wanted an explanation for the mutant kangaroos. They requested bizarre changes to the script, used production art instead of building models, cut out most of Sub Girl's scenes, had the star ad-lib a bunch of extra dialogue "to test with audiences", etc. Sadly a lot of what they cut were scenes that made Tank Girl a likeable character with a bit of depth. So when you see the comic art and the animation, that's all padding the studio had to put in to make up for all their cutting after the fact...
    This movie could have, and should have been a vulgar sarcastic parody of Mad Max. Instead it's Solarbabies on crack.

    • @etanaedelman9011
      @etanaedelman9011 Před 6 lety +13

      What's too bad is that the director is actually really good. She directed several episodes of Doctor Who and they were some of the best.

    • @supermariofan03
      @supermariofan03 Před 5 lety +1

      Etana Edelman So she’s good for television than film (Just like McG), because she also directed Freddy’s Dead.

    • @etanaedelman9011
      @etanaedelman9011 Před 5 lety

      @@supermariofan03 Guess so. She's probably the best director the show's ever had.

    • @COVIDpanic
      @COVIDpanic Před 5 lety +1

      a better review than what I just watched from Nastylegit Critic.

    • @lecafard4327
      @lecafard4327 Před 2 lety

      So that was supposed to be Sub Girl? Ive often wondered

  • @BEEEELEEEE
    @BEEEELEEEE Před 9 lety +106

    He's actually right about the Gorillaz connection; they shared a co-creator

    • @RegularTrent
      @RegularTrent Před 3 lety +7

      Jamie Hewlett

    • @tiagodefreitas5723
      @tiagodefreitas5723 Před 2 lety +3

      He’s also unaware that those half ass predator costumes were made by the guy who actually made the predator costumes

  • @YumegakaMurakumo
    @YumegakaMurakumo Před 3 lety +115

    Honestly, I'm looking forward to seeing Margot Robbie play Tank Girl. Yes. There's talks of them remaking this movie and I'm all for it.

    • @supermariofan03
      @supermariofan03 Před rokem +8

      I really hope she pulls it off. Otherwise it would just Harley Quinn with less make up.

    • @aussieman3021
      @aussieman3021 Před rokem +7

      Not to mention that this Tank Girl was set in Australia, where Naomi Watts even started her acting career.

    • @charlirenner193
      @charlirenner193 Před 10 měsíci +1

      They should really make it an animated movie this time. At least have Margot Robbie voice the character.

    • @pokemaster123ism
      @pokemaster123ism Před 7 měsíci

      Feels kind of appropriate too. They cast Livewire as the first Tank Girl, and Harley Quinn as the second

    • @tai_marshal
      @tai_marshal Před 7 měsíci

      With a lot of word going around about studios dropping comic movies due to superhero fatigue and poor production, direction, and faith to the source material, I highly doubt that’s going to go through. Movies based on comic books at this point just need to stop already.

  • @emmalaw4719
    @emmalaw4719 Před 6 lety +62

    Alan Martin and Jamie Hewlett (Tank Girls writer and original artist) have both publicly admitted the only thing they like about the film is Jamie’s tank design

  • @magnta555
    @magnta555 Před 9 lety +364

    dude but the animations is the only thing that I would save from that movie, they're awesome and well animated.

    • @ZimVader-0017
      @ZimVader-0017 Před 9 lety +49

      That's because they're taken from the actual comic, which literally kicks this movie's butt. Whoever thought this was a decent adaptation should be ashamed.

    • @NWolfsson
      @NWolfsson Před 5 lety +9

      The problem being, having that as reference in the movie, even somebody who doesn't know the comics realize how unenergetic, bland and grey the movie is :\
      So yeah, the comics and animated parts are great, but they accentuate the flaws of the main material...

    • @Angyali
      @Angyali Před 5 lety +3

      I just gave the 200. like to your comment!

    • @furioussherman7265
      @furioussherman7265 Před 3 lety +3

      @@ZimVader-0017 The animated sequence, meanwhile, looks like it was done by the same people that made the music video for Do The Evolution by Pearl Jam.

  • @PuffinPass
    @PuffinPass Před 5 lety +53

    For me this falls into either the "So bad its good" category or "guilty pleasure" category depending on the day.

  • @kingofsovietlizards8704
    @kingofsovietlizards8704 Před 8 lety +52

    So why wasn't this movie animated? I mean, the artwork could have been transferable and it just makes more sense.

  • @reishvedaur
    @reishvedaur Před 8 lety +90

    This movie feels like Hollywood saying, "Look, we understand that Tank Girl is popular and lauded in the comic book community, but WE hate it, so we're going to throw EVERY style of Tank Girl that you'd ever want into this nonsensical steaming pile of shit so that we never have to deal with it again!"

    • @b3rz3rk3r9
      @b3rz3rk3r9 Před 2 lety +5

      So, they're basically repeating the motto of like 99% percent of remakes, as started by Godzilla 98: "I hate this thing, and now I'm gonna fix what I hate about it."
      Seriously, Charlie's Angels, Ghostbusters, Cowboy Bebop, He-Man, Lost in Space, and so much more.

    • @addison_v_ertisement1678
      @addison_v_ertisement1678 Před měsícem

      Well, I was gunna give my thoughts about SW, but I just got a notification of this channels stupid rules.

  • @vom3716
    @vom3716 Před 9 lety +483

    This movie is based on the comics of the same name witch is drawn by Jamie Hewlit, who does all the illustrations and animation for Gorillaz.

    • @loganlope911
      @loganlope911 Před 9 lety +74

      He says that in the first 2 minutes

    • @zombiehalo9588
      @zombiehalo9588 Před 7 lety +1

      Nick And cheese yeah

    • @lunaticbaku7097
      @lunaticbaku7097 Před 7 lety +26

      If only we could get a well-written Tank Girl movie that was animated with the help of Jamie Hewlit. Now that would be awesome.

    • @billlupin8345
      @billlupin8345 Před 7 lety +19

      They had a decent animator. That brief animated segment suited Tank Girl's style pretty well.
      The plot worked well enough too. What they needed was better written dialogue.

    • @setsers1
      @setsers1 Před 7 lety +2

      Nick And cheese WHAT?!

  • @ValiconSilly
    @ValiconSilly Před 4 lety +117

    Tank Girl was Deadpool before Deadpool. This movie is hilarious!

    • @yoda908
      @yoda908 Před 2 lety +7

      We need a multiverse version of Tank Girl and Deadpool in which they are married to each other in the old man Logan universe

    • @jasondamrau9147
      @jasondamrau9147 Před 2 lety +11

      @@yoda908 I wouldn’t want to see them married, but I would love to see them as besties

    • @Dagrizzb
      @Dagrizzb Před 2 lety +4

      One of the few actors who could properly portray Ed from Cowboy Bebop.

    • @eyeseer1
      @eyeseer1 Před 2 lety

      Tank Girl was Wendi O' Willams, Mad Max and sprinkles of Harley Quinn in post-nuclear Australia.

    • @CaptainCat101
      @CaptainCat101 Před 2 lety +1

      Technically, She-Hulk was Deadpool before Deadpool

  • @akshatnagarkar256
    @akshatnagarkar256 Před 5 lety +65

    AQUAFINA IS PEOPLE!!!!!
    I always crack up at that line in this review

    • @COVIDpanic
      @COVIDpanic Před 5 lety +1

      he'd have had a better joke if said 'Evian is people' because Evian is naïve spelled backwards, but Nastylogit Critic is not that brilliant.

    • @OCTO358
      @OCTO358 Před 3 lety +2

      @@COVIDpanic what.

    • @ilysixwings6631
      @ilysixwings6631 Před 2 lety +1

      @@COVIDpanic huh

    • @1heKing
      @1heKing Před 2 lety +1

      @@OCTO358 its a reference to the ending of the movie Soylent Green

  • @IHaveWaffles
    @IHaveWaffles Před 5 lety +66

    I love "Tank Girl". She's like if Pink was punk af with an extra dose of anarchism and hilarity.
    Also, 11:50 big lipped alligator moment

  • @MelandBLT
    @MelandBLT Před 9 lety +144

    So I guess Billy Ray Cyrus just kept a copy of this movie around, Miley came upon it at some point, and here we are.

  • @MabuseXX
    @MabuseXX Před 4 lety +19

    Problem: where is the water gone? When the comet impact was so heavy that all water evaporated and thrown into the universe than nobody (not even cockroaches) survived this.

  • @RedDragonM1
    @RedDragonM1 Před 6 lety +16

    I met Lori Petty (TANK GIRL) at a con! She was pretty cool. Hasn't changed at all. Still got that razor wit and sass I loved so much.

  • @DSMChip
    @DSMChip Před 5 lety +47

    Everytime nostalgia critic mentions the gorillaz it always makes my day.

    • @hanakosan4404
      @hanakosan4404 Před 2 lety +3

      Did he mentioned them in other videos??? Which ones?

  • @Mark-ot6sy
    @Mark-ot6sy Před 5 lety +15

    "Cats. Baywatch. Oh, mid-nineties references, will you ever age?"
    You'd better hope not.

  • @mackielunkey2205
    @mackielunkey2205 Před 2 lety +11

    Meanwhile, the director went on to direct some of the best Doctor Who episodes.

    • @tritonk1759
      @tritonk1759 Před 2 lety +2

      Yup, like Heaven Sent and World Enough and Time/The Doctor Falls. She's also directing the 60th Anniversary Special.

    • @supermariofan03
      @supermariofan03 Před rokem

      She’s like McG. She should just stick to television and stay away from movies.

    • @mackielunkey2205
      @mackielunkey2205 Před 10 měsíci

      ⁠@@tritonk1759_A_ 60th anniversary special. There’s gonna be 3! There might be a Christmas special this year too.

  • @cainbutler6291
    @cainbutler6291 Před 4 lety +12

    4:37 “Now get me more things to smash!”
    I died in painful laughter 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣

  • @Lemanic89
    @Lemanic89 Před 5 lety +30

    A remake with Margot Robbie, thank you very much!

  • @MegaFrog98
    @MegaFrog98 Před 9 lety +250

    Such a waste of potential, the comics were awesome
    Imagine if you took Mad Max and ordered the Monty Python crew to redraw it in their own way, but not before getting them cross-eyed drunk
    Also, if the Monty Python crew was a bunch of angry British punks
    That's the Tank Girl comic book

    • @Byakkoya11037
      @Byakkoya11037 Před 9 lety +7

      I REMEMBER THIS REVIEW!!
      LOL The comic kinda sounds annoying and fun at the same time.
      I better check it out.

    • @MegaFrog98
      @MegaFrog98 Před 9 lety +7

      Noktis Zariah You better
      It's chaotic as fuck but its worth it
      ...Oh wait I forgot something out of the analogy. Added.

    • @brideofcthulhu347
      @brideofcthulhu347 Před 5 lety

      Think instead it's be Mad Max parody by the Gorillaz being redrawn with the Monty Python crew if they were raised by Sid Vicious and all given magic shrooms ahead of time

    • @GaryTurbo
      @GaryTurbo Před 4 lety

      Or like Mad Max done by Mad Magazine

    • @aussieman3021
      @aussieman3021 Před rokem

      "Also, if the Monty Python crew was a bunch of angry British punks".
      Kind of like The Young Ones, for example.

  • @Poisonivy1485
    @Poisonivy1485 Před 6 lety +17

    I actually love Tank Girl! I know it’s goofy, but it’s a delightful guilty pleasure.

  • @nubeyazul
    @nubeyazul Před 7 lety +71

    The animated parts look beautiful.

  • @vizthex
    @vizthex Před 7 lety +39

    At first, I thought that it was about a girl who gets fused to a tank and becomes a tank-person hybrid......then I saw the intro to the video.

    • @wmc5431
      @wmc5431 Před 5 lety +3

      Now I suddenly want to see a were-tank movie.

    • @vizthex
      @vizthex Před 5 lety +1

      @@wmc5431 yup

    • @geoffreysorkin5774
      @geoffreysorkin5774 Před 4 lety +1

      So gender-swapped Tetsuo 3?

    • @frodosfrostbite
      @frodosfrostbite Před 3 lety

      So basically neon genesis:evangelion lol

    • @gianinabadami5341
      @gianinabadami5341 Před 2 lety

      I actually thought it was going to be about her driving the tank throughout the whole movie. Funny enough I thought that before I discovered an anime show on Netflix called Girls Und Panzer with the exact premiss I mentioned.

  • @apollorock3r244
    @apollorock3r244 Před rokem +10

    With this movie and the Gorillaz movie on Netflix being cancelled recently, I feel bad for Jamie Hewlett having a bad experience with movies. 😢

  • @MrKlausbaudelaire
    @MrKlausbaudelaire Před 9 lety +103

    I can't deny, this movie is my official GUILTY PLEASURE. Yes, its bad, but not atrocious, and I just love how the protagonist is just a whackjob most part of the movie (and that actress is who I imagine as a real-life Harley Quinn). Although the kangaroos was....wrong in so many levels...I always appreciate movies and games where the characters are just so insane, she is almost like a female Deadpool.
    (and come to think off, this movie is pretty much like a Madmax written by deadpool, starring Harley Quinn)

    • @lindagal2864
      @lindagal2864 Před 9 lety +10

      Head cannon: its a shitty HQ fanfic actually written by Deadpool

    • @YoungFrankenstein
      @YoungFrankenstein Před 8 lety +2

      +MrKlausbaudelaire good way to put it. I wouldn't mind a remake. Maybe animated could work.

    • @datguy8805
      @datguy8805 Před 8 lety

      isnt that harley?

    • @nvfury13
      @nvfury13 Před 8 lety +3

      The madness is why I love it so! Though being post apoc always earns at least a couple points with me. I know that it's a bad movie, but it's a fun, insane, good time.

    • @CarterMcVey
      @CarterMcVey Před 8 lety +2

      If she's a female Deadpool, how come she hasn't broken the 4th wall

  • @Rgoid
    @Rgoid Před 5 lety +24

    “This is me unconscious.”
    LOL!

    • @melissalayson7275
      @melissalayson7275 Před 3 lety +2

      Nostalgia Critic: "Yeah well, That was fucking stupid "
      Me: LOL!

  • @EternalSOV
    @EternalSOV Před 8 lety +218

    Guess I'm one of the few that enjoyed and still likes Tank Girl.

    • @INameIsGood
      @INameIsGood Před 8 lety +9

      +EternalSOV I absolutely adored this movie.

    • @NekoCat86
      @NekoCat86 Před 8 lety +6

      +EternalSOV Ditto!

    • @R3j3cts0fv0w3ls
      @R3j3cts0fv0w3ls Před 8 lety +7

      I didn't think it was that bad, I do think that the rap and musical scene was a little dumb tho, other than that I think he's just over doing it

    • @JesusPerez-wl3ii
      @JesusPerez-wl3ii Před 8 lety +9

      +R3j3cts0fv0w3ls He IS over doing it. He's given some shittier films some better points. Nostalgia Critic can be lame half the time. Most of this review wasn't a review and most of the criticism wasn't criticism but stupid jokes that were far dumber than the ones on film. Sometimes his criticism actually makes him look stupid
      Example: His criticism for the awful Super Mario Bros. movie has him at one point watching a clip where Luigi says, "You don't know who your mother and your father are neither? Mario brought me up! He's been my Mother my whole life." Mario says, "Hey!" and Luigi says, "Ok My Father! He's been my Father, My mother, my uncle you name it." Shitty film, but he is simply saying that his brother pretty much raised him. Yet the Nostalgia Critic quickly adds that he thought they brothers, but now he says Mario is his father? Simply put, Who the Hell would honestly misunderstand that ESPECIALLY with the Obvious Mario Brothers and sibling jokes constantly being tossed around. My problem is that sometimes he doesn't get the obvious and other times he sees art where it obviously isn't and sometimes his criticism isn't criticism but mockery that isn't even vaguely funny to even a four yr old, but at times he does give some very well placed criticism and good reviews and is occasionally funny as well as spot on (I LOVE his Cat in The Hat criticism. I like to believe thats why they stopped the live-action garbage franchises they were trying to do.)

    • @HereCumsTracer
      @HereCumsTracer Před 8 lety +16

      +Jesus Perez Man you need to stop taking his reviews so seriously... They're mostly satire.

  • @thefantasticretroreviewer3941

    9:50 to 10:15 and 18:21 to 18:30, Why on earth do some of the Animation Scenes look so much better than 70% of the Live-Action/Comic scenes?
    In fact, the film would've been better if it was an entire Cartoon.

  • @jaso4455
    @jaso4455 Před 8 lety +93

    Its weird to see Tank girl in Orange is the new black now

    • @BaronVonQuiply
      @BaronVonQuiply Před 5 lety +6

      It's the same actress and she's basically the same person in both works.

    • @mr.sinister2029
      @mr.sinister2029 Před 5 lety +3

      @Joshua Jung you're kidding right? Please tell me you're kidding.

    • @nickelbrickell
      @nickelbrickell Před 5 lety +5

      Joshua Jung dont breed

  • @gabrielpetricevic6606
    @gabrielpetricevic6606 Před 7 lety +21

    My first Nostalgia Critic video.I remember laughing so much the first time I saw it.

    • @gianinabadami5341
      @gianinabadami5341 Před 2 lety +1

      I can't remember if it was my first but I agree how funny it is

  • @MforMovesets
    @MforMovesets Před 4 lety +4

    Oddly enough - the Cats joke isn't aged anymore.

  • @erwinkrauss7577
    @erwinkrauss7577 Před 8 lety +20

    Ironically it could have made a great animated movie, if they followed the comic style.

  • @ryanmclane4131
    @ryanmclane4131 Před 5 lety +5

    11:47 the big lipped alligator moment

  • @Raptorifik
    @Raptorifik Před 7 lety +102

    this is only from 1995?
    I thought I saw this in the 80s. Weird.
    I do love this movie.

  • @jonbbaca5580
    @jonbbaca5580 Před 7 lety +25

    It looks like the comments have settled this one: this is a terrifically bad movie, who many people totally enjoyed. I personally liked this movie for all its corniness and awkward dialogue. Familiarity with the comic makes it much more enjoyable. I feel like this is a quintessential 90s B movie. It will be remembered fondly for decades to come. But no matter what, I always love NC reviews

  • @MrVulcanator
    @MrVulcanator Před 8 lety +21

    Sweet America, this is your president, John Henry Eden.

    • @AmazingAutist
      @AmazingAutist Před 7 lety +3

      (speech check 100%) But that's circular logic.
      "Oh my god... for some reason as a giant supercomputer designed to lead a country, I wasn't programmed to be able to handle that! WHAT DO I DO!?"

  • @decusq
    @decusq Před 6 lety +59

    Ok this is the first time i really disagree with Nostalgia Critic. i still love this movie, it's crazy, it's stupid and it's like an acid trip X3 it's one of my guilty pleasure movies XD

    • @christopherlopezreyes5748
      @christopherlopezreyes5748 Před 4 lety +5

      Same this film is one of my favorites

    • @InvestedGman
      @InvestedGman Před 3 lety +3

      Phortion Too bad it bombed in the box office and Lori petty’s career wasn’t the same since

    • @AnimatedTerror
      @AnimatedTerror Před 3 lety +3

      I feel like this was one of those films that was made in the wrong year. Given its comic book origins this would be perfect in today’s world. I think someone mentioned in the comments that it would have made a great animated series and I tend to agree.
      This movie was about a decade before my time but even I have to agree that it’s a total guilty pleasure. It’s like Independence Day in that yeah it’s total bullshit but it checks all the right boxes to be one of the ultimate guilty pleasures.

    • @standinsilence
      @standinsilence Před 2 lety +1

      I watched it for the first time ever a few weeks ago and I liked it.
      Its not a film youre supposed to take too seriously.

  • @wjzav1971
    @wjzav1971 Před 7 lety +8

    7:27
    His reaction gets me every time

  • @HarperStl
    @HarperStl Před 6 lety +21

    5:38 POCKET SAND

  • @omarpalacios9311
    @omarpalacios9311 Před 8 lety +33

    they need to remake this movie

    • @tristanhartup4936
      @tristanhartup4936 Před 8 lety +7

      and do a cross over with Deadpool

    • @omarpalacios9311
      @omarpalacios9311 Před 8 lety +1

      Anime versión oh God yes

    • @robopoet
      @robopoet Před 8 lety +6

      The character and concept are good. The movie didn't take the concept seriously enough. Should be more like Mad Max with a tank.. and a sexy girl.

    • @BlokeOzzie
      @BlokeOzzie Před 8 lety +1

      Agreed. A good, solid Anime so that the Rippers actually look like 'roos would be fantastic. Keep a bit of the humour though. Too gritty, and it'll just be a drag.

    • @omarpalacios9311
      @omarpalacios9311 Před 8 lety

      Shiny Sneasel fk you and everyone and everything at your house!

  • @Raafke
    @Raafke Před 7 lety +116

    They should have made it a cartoon instead, I like the cartoons though.

  • @JKPancake
    @JKPancake Před 8 lety +6

    A weird thought but, am I the only one who would watch an animated movie in the style of that quick dream sequence?

    • @darklordofsword
      @darklordofsword Před 8 lety

      lose the nearly seizure-inducing color changes, and I'd watch it.

  • @saltboi6374
    @saltboi6374 Před 8 lety +6

    "I don't wanna remember it."
    -Nostalgia Critic, 2009

  • @AlbertCalis
    @AlbertCalis Před 5 lety +6

    16:38 - That's a REALLY good Dr. Claw impression!

  • @HMSConqueror
    @HMSConqueror Před 7 lety +22

    Young Naomi Watts....is not my girlfriend, bangfriend, lover or wife on this scene. *DING

    • @deeznutzz2814
      @deeznutzz2814 Před 6 lety +4

      Sir Iron Duke scene does not contain a lap dance DING

  • @kamron_thurmond
    @kamron_thurmond Před 7 lety +7

    Lori Petty is LIVE WIRE! and her wacky fun and spirit really carried this crazy bag of weirdness.

  • @rabidwaffles9022
    @rabidwaffles9022 Před 7 lety +28

    Does anyone here like lollipop chainsaw

    • @tristanh7607
      @tristanh7607 Před 3 lety +3

      do these fandoms overlap in some way that I didn't know about?

    • @masonasaro2118
      @masonasaro2118 Před měsícem

      @@tristanh7607similar main character personalities

  • @calcifieddirt4120
    @calcifieddirt4120 Před 9 lety +78

    This would be so much better if it was actually animated and stuff.

    • @gianinabadami5341
      @gianinabadami5341 Před 5 lety

      15:32 I like how he says that's probably why they threw the comics up. The comics scenes when I watched the movie was hilarious to me either way

  • @MrVegeta2009
    @MrVegeta2009 Před 6 lety +30

    One of the few times I disagreed with the Critic, I like this movie, and the soundtrack is awesome.

    • @COVIDpanic
      @COVIDpanic Před 5 lety +6

      good to know there is another sane person out there besides me.

    • @jamesraykenney
      @jamesraykenney Před 3 lety +2

      @@COVIDpanic Add another! I love this movie, and I absolutely LOVE the soundtrack! It introduced me to so many GREAT groups!

    • @lecafard4327
      @lecafard4327 Před 2 lety

      The movie is stupid but that's half the fun. The other half is balls to the wall complete lack of taking itself seriously.

  • @swansonjoe7121
    @swansonjoe7121 Před 7 lety +79

    GORILLAZ!!!!
    (also, tank girl reminds me of Harley Quinn)

    • @trahapace150
      @trahapace150 Před 7 lety +10

      McNuggets Jugger except tank girl isn't an overhyped piece of shit character.

    • @gamingaddiks739
      @gamingaddiks739 Před 6 lety

      McNuggets Jugger ikr

    • @Pa_blito
      @Pa_blito Před 4 lety +2

      this aged poorly

    • @blameitonmillie5506
      @blameitonmillie5506 Před 3 lety +2

      @@trahapace150 REALLY??? Harley Quinn is a piece of shit character?? um...I’m sorry but Harley Quinn is one of the most iconic characters in the Dc universe

  • @wallaroo1295
    @wallaroo1295 Před 4 lety +6

    That's... *not* Gwen Stefani?!
    I never knew - I didn't watch this movie either.

  • @GroundhogDayisAWESOME
    @GroundhogDayisAWESOME Před 5 lety +9

    17:10 "Well I'm used to disappointed by now, so I'm not really that bummed."
    My life in a nutshell xD

    • @shawnfields2757
      @shawnfields2757 Před 5 lety +1

      Groundhog Day 1993 is AWESOME! Also my life summed up too. Feels like a Groundhog Day-style loop of just me living every boring shitty moment I've ever had, from somehow contracting epilepsy when I was 16, and in high school, so 2009, dropped out of high school in 2012, lost my best friend, because he completely forgot we were even best friends once he got a girlfriend, and he was in the middle of helping me through DMC4 on the 2nd hardest difficulty level, something I couldn't do myself, I've NEVER had a girlfriend, I've been rejected by too many girls to remember, except for the last one, which happened 2 months ago, where the girl I've had a crush on for the past 2 years, ends up finding out how I feel about her, only for her to tell ME that she feels the same way, and has for the same time, but that certain things in her personal life prevented her from acting on those feelings and she'd been regretting it ever since. But I was too stupid to believe an actual, REAL girl could have romantic feelings for ME, but I guess I WAS right after all! I thought I was just delusional, but NOPE!! I was right!!! And on the same day I told her these things, through text, she said she wasn't" mature enough" to be in a serious relationship with me, and that "MAYBE yes, we COULD be together in SOME future, but for now I want to keep talking, even if it's as friends". THAT was 2 months ago. Now, for the last 4 Saturday's,which is 4 weeks in a row she's stopped replying to my texts altogether, so i guess i can take that as a sign that even SHE'S had enough of my shit... It's ALL my fault anyways.... even though I KNEW this would happen, it STILL felt like a sucker punch, and it STILL hurt, but it hurt WORSE than what I initially expected, at least 50-100× worse. So, even though I expected rejection, and knew it was coming I was still disappointed, hurt, scarred, and let down by this. I should be used to disappointment by now anyways, but I guess that's what I get for trying to find love, isn't it? I've been at this for 18 years, since I was 7, a little boy, so around 2001. I just don't know how everyone around me found love so goddamn easily, when it keeps escaping me EVERY SINGLE TIME. I also don't get HOW 2 people who can feel the SAME way about each other, and yet, STILL NOT start taking their relationship to the next fucking level! It's just me, isn't it? I'm not here to find love, just as an excuse for someone to mock and make them feel better about their lives, while i sit here, by myself, and wonder why me? Why do I have to be lonely? Why can't a guy like ME enjoy nerdy things like anime or video games, and STILL be able to find love, and not have to feel like he's alone in the world? But I guess it's just me. I know I SHOULD be used to disappointment by now, and not be that bummed, but I am. And I'm especially sick of seeing ALL of these couples, or something relating to them, like when I keep hearing love songs on the radio, seeing romances in films, in anime, even here, in certain CZcams comments sections, even in games I love too, its inescapable, and all of it keeps constantly reminding me of what I don't and will most likely NEVER have. Man, I just wanted to be happy with this girl, who I thought was the one I'd been looking for my whole life, but like every other time, I was WRONG, dead fucking wrong. So, it must be a Groundhog Day-style loop, where I keep reliving the worst times of my life, and have to keep remembering them, as if they happened yesterday. Like losing my best friend to his girlfriend, or me, being rejected, over and over, and over and over again, like all of the girls in the entire world got together, and ALL collectively decided I was only the "just friends" guy, but not suitable for dating. It makes sense though, I'm just too fat, ugly, and nerdy for ANY girl to feel like they'd want to date me, even if I were the last man on earth, even if I'd paid them, they STILL(reasonably), wouldn't want to even PRETEND to be my girlfriend for an hour, or even just a day or 2 or a week!! I'm sorry for venting this much of my pathetic life to you good sir. Have a great day/night.

    • @OCTO358
      @OCTO358 Před 3 lety

      @@shawnfields2757 sir, this is a Wendy's

  • @korynnininm
    @korynnininm Před 8 lety +35

    this is a guilty pleasure of mine. fucking love this movie

    • @COVIDpanic
      @COVIDpanic Před 5 lety +1

      finally a sane person comments!! korynnininm you keep your guilty pleasure. I fucking love this movie too!

    • @HMSConqueror
      @HMSConqueror Před 5 lety +2

      HERETIC

    • @cherry_ice_fangirl8369
      @cherry_ice_fangirl8369 Před 5 lety +1

      I just watched this movie.
      I LOVE it!

  • @monkeyking9863
    @monkeyking9863 Před 7 lety +30

    i would be interested in a cartoon version that sticks to the comic

  • @krakwhorznkandy
    @krakwhorznkandy Před 8 lety +290

    I still fucking love this movie! Its hilarious how much you hate it, love these reviews too. Cant stop watching them

    • @wjzav1971
      @wjzav1971 Před 7 lety +12

      With all its weirdness and cheesiness, it was still a fucking enjoyable movie.
      I liked it. And i actually liked Tank Girl. it was just so, totally bananas in a good way.
      Maybe just does not please every taste.

    • @wjzav1971
      @wjzav1971 Před 7 lety +6

      So, it was not bad in its own right, but very unfaithful to the source material.

    • @JohnFookgov
      @JohnFookgov Před 7 lety +6

      +AntiChildMolestingNaziAthiest/+JulietsaJuJu The movie is OK.

    • @JohnFookgov
      @JohnFookgov Před 7 lety +5

      I think I hurt the Nazi child molesting militant atheist Kerrine Riley's feelings. Good :)

    • @JohnFookgov
      @JohnFookgov Před 7 lety +5

      Well just looked to see if they had a tank girl anime series based on the comics but I guess not.
      but that would be cool.

  • @PerovNigma
    @PerovNigma Před 8 lety +8

    "Next time it will take more than children to save you." Ha, nice choice, Critic.

  • @SunBunz
    @SunBunz Před 2 lety +3

    16:51 that's so funny, I bought a copy of Tank Girl and the Street Fighter movie in a bargain bin in a grocery store around 1996 for $1 each! LMAO

  • @freddyrichards878
    @freddyrichards878 Před 7 lety +51

    "Hello I'm the Nostalgia Critic, I remember it-(sobs upsettingly)- but I don't wanna!

    • @OCTO358
      @OCTO358 Před 3 lety

      Yeah, we all saw the video.

  • @alannawener7637
    @alannawener7637 Před 7 lety +11

    has anyone realized Lori Petty played Lolly?! :O

    • @dylanbeebe4403
      @dylanbeebe4403 Před 4 lety

      I can't wait for Tank Girl 2 Where Tank Girl becomes a Lightning themed villain to kill Superman.
      As well as
      Tank Girl 3 where Tank Girl joins a cult of Joker to destroy Young Batman

  • @rosaradioactiva8974
    @rosaradioactiva8974 Před 7 lety +23

    Dude, how much I liked this movie, while growing up, back then in the mid 90's. I feel like watching it again, gotta love its silly wackiness

  • @Tsumefan2
    @Tsumefan2 Před 2 lety +4

    it would've worked better as an animated movie

  • @samkresil6011
    @samkresil6011 Před 2 lety +3

    4:54 I think this is like with the Inspector Gadget film where random segways that meant to transition but don't mean anything.

  • @adriankeirle4104
    @adriankeirle4104 Před 5 lety +2

    If you want to find out what went wrong with Tank Girl you should look for the "Exploring Tank Girl" video. Tank Girl was a huge waste of potential, it's a damn shame. The film should have been somewhere between Deadpool and Mad Max and come to think of it should probably have been fully animated. We're talking about a character that, in the comics, snuck up behind a soldier and hit him over the head with an atomic bomb.

  • @thephantomoftheparadise5666

    I like this film for what it's worth.

  • @maxrealname
    @maxrealname Před 6 lety +5

    this si one of my favorite movies, I still quote the line "It's been swell, but the swellings gone down." All the time.

  • @drobinson-uo7ic
    @drobinson-uo7ic Před rokem +5

    Tank Girl is better than any Doug Walker film that's for sure.

  • @CaptianHicterDeckmen
    @CaptianHicterDeckmen Před 8 lety +32

    story behind why it might seem kinda shitty?
    the studio that bought the rights to make the movie gutted the buget becuase it was weird and that was the WHOLE FUCKING REASON THEY BOUGHT IT
    the comicbook shots?
    needed becuase of the stupid amouts of footage that got cut and didnt have the buget for half the SFX shoots they wanted to do
    it has SOOOO much more potential if it was given more money it could have been great

    • @TheNukaColaMan10
      @TheNukaColaMan10 Před 8 lety +1

      Wow...fuck holywood

    • @CaptianHicterDeckmen
      @CaptianHicterDeckmen Před 8 lety +6

      The Nuka-Cola Man it is one of those small indapentdents that bought it becuase it was weird then wanted to get artsy with it like "whats her Motavation" the studio had re-writen the scritp like 5 times and the director and cast and crew said fuck the rewrites and hi jacked the move and ad libbed seens
      FUCK THERE WAS A WHOLE MOCK SEX SENCE between tank and one of the ripper while she was where the madonna rocket bra
      that got cut last second

  • @AlbertCalis
    @AlbertCalis Před 5 lety +4

    3:29 - A missed opportunity to make a Dr. Wily joke.

  • @MetaNight457
    @MetaNight457 Před 7 lety +3

    I can hear the silent screams of Jamie Hewlett in the distance

  • @mariekufen4936
    @mariekufen4936 Před 2 lety +13

    I love that he mocks the look of tank girl, when that is the thing that the movie got very right for me: Her look 😁
    Also him saying the nonsensical musical number is absolute bottom of the barrel insanity. And I’m like… yeah that’s Tank Girl!

    • @KanishQQuotes
      @KanishQQuotes Před rokem +1

      Nostalgia chick did a better review this movie

  • @neknamirrem6315
    @neknamirrem6315 Před 9 měsíci +1

    Eight years later and this came up on automatically on my feed.
    Can't believe I actually watched reviews by someone so whiny about having to almost see a naked dude.

  • @hunterlord101
    @hunterlord101 Před 9 lety +20

    Why the fuck would anyone, even a minor movie villain, shoot an innocent yak?
    They're like the cute chipmunks of the bovine family

  • @The_sound_Of_Thunder
    @The_sound_Of_Thunder Před 8 lety +10

    Odd Iggy Pop cameo at 10:55.

  • @GoddessOfWhim2003
    @GoddessOfWhim2003 Před 6 lety +2

    Lori Petty played Livewire on the Superman The Animated Series, I love that character

  • @_KayleeLovesMusic_
    @_KayleeLovesMusic_ Před 2 lety +2

    From what I've heard since this Jamie Hewlett hasn't been able to trust Hollywood ever since this movie

  • @enminghee2926
    @enminghee2926 Před 4 lety +2

    This movie is so ahead of its time it feels like an AU Birds of Prey.

  • @Raygraze
    @Raygraze Před 2 lety +3

    5:03 is her current condition.

  • @ellnats
    @ellnats Před 4 lety +1

    i just realized, both the heroine and the villain were both in the superman animated series, Lori Petty played Livewire, and Malcom McDowell played Metallo, how weird

  • @odd-ov4gf
    @odd-ov4gf Před 4 lety +2

    Can't decide if I want to make a Britney Spears or Miley Cyrus joke

  • @MrKacey77
    @MrKacey77 Před 9 lety +36

    still like this film and the comics

    • @counterstructure4908
      @counterstructure4908 Před 9 lety +2

      Antidote Fiend It's one of this cases, where you learn if you need to believe a joke to find it funny. Found it enjoyable and, strangely, made me more interested in reading american comics than any marvel/dc animation.

  • @dreamwarrior1276
    @dreamwarrior1276 Před 9 lety +4

    "and do you know what was in that injection?" Uh beef?

    • @COVIDpanic
      @COVIDpanic Před 5 lety

      Breakfast Club quote - another good movie

  • @flightg97shadowgarth32
    @flightg97shadowgarth32 Před 7 lety +1

    Tank Girl was co-created by Jamie Hewlett, the guy co-created the Gorillaz and does the art for the band.

  • @Shirokroete
    @Shirokroete Před 8 lety +8

    8:45 I actually laughed my ass off that one.

  • @spiritbomb0719
    @spiritbomb0719 Před 5 lety +7

    To be honest, I think Ren And Stimpy Was Less Insane Than This.😑
    That's quite an accomplishment acually...

  • @judsongaiden9878
    @judsongaiden9878 Před 5 lety +4

    1:36 I would have liked some Dune jokes.

  • @Yunone
    @Yunone Před 7 lety +1

    "That was f**king stupid."
    I died. (XD)

  • @bryanegelhoffsanimationtec257

    This movie is one of my serious guilty pleasures.
    Like A v P, Freddy vs Jason, X-Men 3, and Judge Dredd.

  • @bryanegelhoffsanimationtec257

    I could easily see a remake of this. Sort of in the style of MadMax, with comedy mixed in. And with those transitions, they could pop up as drawings, and than have it fade into the real set. That's how you do a transition like that!

  • @FizzleFX
    @FizzleFX Před 5 lety +5

    10:00 here's an idea... *Make this fucking cartoon* ! Like Heavy Metal! Duh!!!

  • @johnstriker480
    @johnstriker480 Před 3 lety +2

    17:11 "I'm used to disappointment by now, so I'm not really that bummed."
    *My LIFE in a nutshell*

  • @cornholio2055
    @cornholio2055 Před 3 měsíci +1

    Ice tea saying there ain’t gonna be no crumpets and tea is totally worth the watch