Jeff Goldblum Is The Best Talk Show Guest

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[@brendenmanion938]

Jeff is meant for conan

[@amapoblete4466]

i misread this as "jeff is meant for the ocean" and just nodded in understanding lmao

[@GodBlessAmen333]

@@amapoblete4466 HAHAAHAHAHAAH xd

[@acerjuglans383]

He was great on Craig Ferguson too.

[@Wayward9]

Fr Kimmel doesnt interact with him at all. He just stares at him

[@christopherporter2459]

He's meant for everyone dammit

[@ChrisHollobaugh]

Jeff Goldblum makes me want to be more comfortable with myself.

[@Rompe90]

Ooh! Mmh..

[@jadesanjose2520]

Me too lol

[@lonewolfe2502]

I am getting comfortable with myself tonight.

[@lara2260]

Jeff Goldblum just interviewing himself for several minutes straight.

[@rpalmer3393]

“You’re talking like an alien.”
“Excuse my phraseology.”

[@HanksWaffle]

Why quote something when you can’t get the quote even remotely correct?

[@HanksWaffle]

“Why quote something when you can’t get the quote even remotely correct?”
See how easy it is?

[@wolverineiscool7161]

Why quote something when you can’t get the quote even remotely correct?

[@jaydynnelson8406]

It's"Pardon my phraseology. It-it can be odd."

[@lubczyk8358]

This is what an alien would answer ;)

[@connor4007]

“Fishing for compliments”
I feel bad that no one gave him credit for that joke

[@alrightythen8551]

Jeff Goldblum is like if the word "Curious" became a person

[@GothicOctopus]

I have never seen a more honest comment.

[@bernlin2000]

I really appreciate that Andy was sincerely trying to answer Jeff's questions about circumcision...best sidekick BY FAR!

[@domingadoflaminga3961]

He's the Sancho Panza of Don Quixote, but the Conan show version!

[@lindildeev5721]

@@domingadoflaminga3961 And Conan isn't dumb, just funny.

[@sattm8230]

Conan + Goldblum is easily the best combination. Jeff matches the energy of the person he's with, and Conan + jeff have great energy for TV. You can tell they both enjoy it.

[@donnawebster4310]

Just met Jeff Goldblum at the Burbank Airport. He was standing there swinging his glasses. Looking so cool. He was very nice when I told him what a fan I was. So glad I took the chance and said hi. Long time fan since The Big Chill.

[@svenjabrunner3873]

Congrats! Lucky you! And he doesn't just seem like a nice guy, he actually is?

[@TheOne-bv8wi]

"You want him too look like daddy?"
I died!!😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@vb8428]

Too funny. Can't believe I forgot that gem. I choked

[@AwesomeCat2012]

He just has such a unique way of speaking and interacting with the world. Conan is right, there is no one else like him, and never will be!

[@aluandjalal1324]

There’s no one like anyone

[@Taylor_5724]

@@aluandjalal1324 theres a lot of people like one of my friends

[@aluandjalal1324]

@@Taylor_5724 Wrong, everyone’s unique

[@Red_1911]

If I was a celebrity I would want to be like Jeff

[@yewfh-oz7in]

I'm not a celebrity and I want to be like Jeff

[@sithmaster4305]

I'd personally aim to be Mark Hamill but I don't have his sort of charisma, or kind loving nature.

[@noclickbait7835]

Jeff literally knows everything,everyone,anything

[@dasalien.]

Every time, every minute every second

[@TheOne-bv8wi]

Every day, Every month, Every Year.

[@eipnvn3976]

Jeff is omniscient

[@tiffanymoore1795]

That first shirt only Jeff can pull off

[@TheOne-bv8wi]

Yes!

[@domingadoflaminga3961]

Yuta Nakatsuka and Pusha T: Are we a joke to you?

[@jaydynnelson8406]

@@domingadoflaminga3961 🤣🤣🤣

[@trendkill6736]

He's got better looking as he's got older. I just watched his series on Disney+ and he looks great for 67.

[@MsMarciax]

Life doesn't have to make sense any more when you listen to Jeff Goldblum.

[@kmeadows]

Conan’s interviews are much better than Kimmel’s. This is proof that Conan is better than Kimmel.

[@vep8434]

idk Jeff seems pretty normal on Kimmel ...Jeff said "i act how I think other people see me" so Conan's always saying Jeffs weird so Jeff acts weird on Conan...so if anything while Conans interviews might be funnier hes always giving Jeff a hard time imo ...so ima give it to Kimmel on this one....

[@mobspeak]

Conan is G.O.A.T, no, Conan is G.A.O.T.U.

[@TheOne-bv8wi]

Yes Conan is WAY Better!!!

[@bluntbeagle797]

That's because Jimmy is a prick who likes yo embarrass his guests

[@JustSomeGuyOk]

You lookin like a snack 😍😏

[@dibiasemizcena26]

Of course Jeff's son speaks French lmao

[@danpartridge8584]

It's like if a Daddy Long Leg could speak 😂

[@nopage]

Jeff Goldblum is the charismatic Jordan Schlansky

[@theodavies5087]

I've started to ship Jeff Goldblum and Conan

[@kilanimeriem375]

Coblum

[@eipnvn3976]

blumco

[@smithwesson1896]

@@eipnvn3976 Sounds like a company he'd own.
Blumco: Life Uh......Finds a Way

[@jboogey9301]

I died at "special compound" 😂😂

[@Zebrivrainland]

People like Ryan Reynolds are High-Key crazy
Jeff Goldblum is one of the few Low-Key crazies.

[@Xtremedarkjoy]

such a beautiful man
the planet needs more goldblum than any other precious materials to build a new world

[@TheOne-bv8wi]

Thank you for making this comment!

[@utkarshtripathi1200]

is it weird that i love jeff n conan

[@TheOne-bv8wi]

I have a Crush on Jeff Goldblum and Conan is Hilarious! So no!

[@yohenson]

comeback of jeff "consider that as much as you like", andy seems to be impressed by jeff

[@alphawolf9324]

Those two are soul mates lmao best guest ever , you can tell that it’s no longer a interview it’s just best friends talking lol

[@nedsketit5334]

that fathers day story was very heartwarming and makes me excited to be a dad one day

[@laurenp6992]

He literally starts talking about circumcision on live tv.. I want that level of confidence 😂

[@domingadoflaminga3961]

Well, he also did that on RuPaul but messed up big time, apparently!

[@laurenp6992]

Lol wow i need to look that up

[@chilidrummer8333]

I love him, as this beautiful human as he obviously seem to be, in my humble opinion. He's an inspiration, it's wonderful how he speaks about life itself, his family, his view on things in general. Overall an admirable person who's spreading nothing but love, respect and positivity

[@acerjuglans383]

I'm firmly convinced that Jeff's father was Floyd the barber from the Andy Griffith Show.
"mmmM yes, yes, oh I must say, hmmm..."

[@bsoul555]

Jeff on conan is just on another level, he gets the best out of him

[@CloudyShinobi]

Honestly, he truly has to be one of the most entrancing, confident, interesting, and utterly engaging individuals I’ve ever witnessed.
Mind u, I say this as a wholly heterosexual male, not that there’s anything wrong with being one way or the other, nevertheless, in all honesty, I must admit, he rly is quite charming.
It’s almost as if he made some kind of nefarious “deal with the devil” to obtain unnatural levels of charm and charisma lmao
In fact, a great idea just fell into my noggin: if anyone should be so dubbed, Jeff Goldblum truly should be named and made “The most interesting man in the world” from those beer commercials

[@schattentaenzerin]

If one were to see a single Jeff Goldblum interview, one would think he's in a hilarious, tipsy state of drunkenness.
But he's just like this all day, every day, completely sober but 100% full of fabulousness!👑

[@smoothoperator149]

The best guests are the ones who know to involve Andy actively because his timing easily makes him the best sidekick in talk show history

[@EzequielOsorio]

“Consider that as long as you’d like” 💀💀

[@willandrews8577]

We must protect him at all costs.

[@jediknightjairinaiki560]

Jeff is correct . . . It's Funko like Funky with an "O" at the end instead of a "Y".

[@AnneliesRosseel]

The sexual tension between Conan & Jeff 😂😂

[@fever_spike]

“Phraseology”...I see someone’s a fan of ‘The Music Man’

[@riverjeanmontgomery6664]

Handsome man.❤ Wonderful father. Thank you Jeff.

[@mobspeak]

I hope this E.T. never phones home.

[@caricatureparty]

I don't lol a lot but the part at the very end gave me a very strong lol.

[@BlacklightSummerOfficial]

Special compound

[@jediknightjairinaiki560]

I love his shirt in the first clip.

[@PowerGlove79]

If Jeff Goldblum didn’t exist, we would have to invent him

[@MaineOffGrid.]

Jeff is definitely a National treasure

[@emilholmsten8600]

Conan Andy and Jeff is just AMAZING

[@yaserthe1]

Most wonderful weird eccentric dude ever.

[@user-iu5io6wd3p]

"Patches" omfg

[@mooniejohnson]

He’s the next stage in human evolution... Homo sapiens goldblum.

[@sharona1981]

Goldblum is life.
And STILL hot. He can be my 'dada' anytime.

[@RePaperBag]

10:07 why did you have to cut off this conversation, now I have got to know what he was going to say

[@VelhaGuardaTricolor]

I am glad to know Beavis got to find a job after the end of his show in MTV. I wonder where Butthead is.

[@erikcox8749]

That's why I like Conan above any other talk show hosts, "you look like a lizard"! 😂✌️💙

[@fever_spike]

“They don’t use a deli slicer...yeah, no-they, they...I’m sorry...?!” 😂

[@harleyquinn6692]

4:12 aww❤️

[@TheOne-bv8wi]

Ikr!???!!!!?

[@mistercabron4712]

The way he speaks about fathers days omg

[@smoothoperator149]

His shirt in the Kimmel part would fit in well at Dan Flashes

[@parker6739]

I wish they brought a house and grew old together

[@calcostarica2]

How bout an interview with Goldblum+Norm Mcdonald+ Conan. Epic!

[@majedulhayat4518]

+ Bill Burr

[@bidenadministrationischina5091]

Andy lmao

[@edmo1450]

Let's face it, Jeff GoldBlum is literally all of us on the inside. It's just, dare i say, societies fault for certain standards for even ourselves :/

[@theodorehui]

what if you put jeff goldblum and jordan schlansky together?

[@mattlittlej]

Bill Burr: "Hold my beer."

[@KendrixD]

I love both of them equally. Two absolute best guests on Conan.

[@ludmillagutomo]

is that prada shirt that jeff is wearing during jimmy kimmel's interview?

[@miclazy-5m]

yes

[@awkwardcustomer2113]

Prada ah!!!!😨

[@Jake-hj5di]

i hate jimmy kimmels laugh

[@whitesimurgh6363]

Holy shit that transition

[@ms_beastie]

10:23 🤣🤣

[@thsisissparta6739]

what in the f#*ck are those transitions

[@whatshizznuts]

Jimmys laugh was so fake in the beginning

[@shafiszulrain9226]

Hey! You miss out Jeff with Craig interview

[@danb596]

you misspelled norm macdonald

[@lhak_sam1781]

and best dressed too.

[@caricatureparty]

no no no. it's not inconsistent. It's inconsistent. It's asymmetrical.

[@kingkudzu352]

i love when conan silently admires jeffs lame song put it in ya pocket

[@1000YearBeard]

@6:56 Maury Povich's voice isn't right.

[@treehousekohtao]

I like to move my hands

[@gloppyplop7511]

BE AFRAID BE VERY AFRAID

[@amyb.2207]

Holy shit. I had a peach hamster...named it Peaches. Lost peaches. Got another hamster with multicolored patches of fuzz...named it Patches... see where this is going?! And then I found Peaches and they made babies, more than once. I called them batches..Peaches n Patches batches. Weird.

[@amyb.2207]

@plsfeedthepoor How many fuckin 3rd grade IV users do you know?? But honestly, I'm 30 now and that story could still be legit all of only last week and I opt for smoking my drugs lol if there's intraveineous activity it's saline.. because I'm fucking dehydrated, with a kidney infection...

[@ianmalcolmbrasileiro6443]

Double by Jeff Goldblum #ianmalcolmbrasileiro

[@hellouser4942]

Jeff looks like onassis

[@mamodokod4613]

This dudes 3 yr old speaks French?

[@leenolan1469]

Best time to learn languages is when youre real young

[@TheOne-bv8wi]

@@leenolan1469 true!

[@domingadoflaminga3961]

Well, his wife is Canadian

[@nikhilkesavadas9318]

He is the best kinda Boomer !!...

[@aleksavujovic2999]

Diane Keaton if she was a male😍

[@arnoclaesen8105]

Ofcourse jeff goldbum's son speaks french

[@awkwardcustomer2113]

Ma che camicia ha?😁

[@beeeennnnnnn]

Thank goodness they dont circumcise, still annoyed with my parents lol

[@DstrtdMnd]

Fuckin whatever

[@beeeennnnnnn]

@@DstrtdMnd what?

[@beeeennnnnnn]

@@Redrocket120 imagine not showering long enough to have stuff build up

[@laney2773]

An uncircumcised penis looks like when ET has a blanket over his head

[@loucontino4804]

That shirt that Jeff is wearing was from some designer that had to use up an overbuy of fabric. Ridiculous.

[@ramisamman5674]

I think he has ADHD period

[@emeldamcdowald8521]

Ramy Samman probably but I wouldn't have him any other way❤️

[@Shenanigans_333]

Either ADHD or autism :) idk, but I’ll take him for what he is

[@pooroothegreat3006]

All the talk show hosts except Conan are full of unfunny jokes written by other people who aren’t funny as well

[@Bm23CC]

You should watch Graham Norton.

[@BasedRoots]

Bill burr is way better

[@domingadoflaminga3961]

Meanwhile Timothy Olyphant is crouched down and sobbing in a corner...

[@migueltay2803]

He must be the olny jew I actually like.

[@domingadoflaminga3961]

Jake Gyllenhaal, Eva Green, Mila Kunis...: Are we a joke to you?

[@LifeOfRy]

People live in: houses
Jeff Goldblum lives in: *a special compound*

[@TheOne-bv8wi]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@jaydynnelson8406]

Lol

[@parker6739]

I wish they brought a house and grew old together

[@Shenanigans_333]

I think you mean a special compound