If Technoblade did a Minecraft Speedrun
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I wouldn't mind to be honest.
He will smack you like he smacked dream
The Average Life Of A Human: Time to beat Minecraft, got my ender eyes and got my bow and arrows.
Technoblade: I guess its Time To beat Minecraft, better start farming my potatoes..
@niosonwii ok dont worry. i wont look at your playlist
@niosonwii ok
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Why hello there freshi
the "ergh" and "herr" sounds thrown throughout give it a very legitimate techno vibe 10/10
Also bruûůh
Yeah XD
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NoT eVeN cLoSe
I think they just spliced techno voice in the hehs and ergh
The king is probably farming potatoes up there in heaven. Rest in peace, Techno
Ah so your the kid who farms techno’s death for likes.
Dang stop fishing for likes
@@honeysuckle_00 wdym? i literally commented once in this channel plus why would i do that? for what reason? Btw sorry if i respond so late, my youtube notifications is muted.
Imagine you can't pay respect to someone anymore, people think you are automatically fishing for likes
Humans are doomed
Watching this right now makes me cry.
Techno was and will forever be a legend.
shut up that bs is so old
R.I.P
true legend chain
It's ok but! one thing the love in technoblade will always be in your heart and soul
@@Futerfly1273-uz6pp we can always enjoy his content even after years
You can tell how hard he’s trying to make he’s voice tecno blade and using he quotes and stuff I respect it
I know a 14 year old dude who really sounds like Techno still mad props to the guy in the vid though
He quotes
I love the "heh?"s
He is technoblade
The fact that Technoblade is a complete wild card makes this better
God: techno has earned it, it’s not everyday you see a person that never dies
oka
Techno neva dies!
Plot twist: techno is God giving himself the way of the potato
@@soyalguienqueestamuyaburri8396 NICE
but techno is atheist...
Rest in peace Techno
You will be remembered in our heats
And also
NOT EVEN CLOSE BABY TECHNOBLADE NEVER DIES
Classic line from our beloved pig with a crown of an legend
“ in are heats “ 🤔
@@niun3287in "are" heats
Nope, he's dead.
@@MrMexicoOffical Why you exist ?
Feels weird watching this after Techno passed. RIP King.
The Techno voice is so spot on, and the "Heurh"' sound is so well performed.
Idk bout that one
Its not Techno? HOLY fu
Heurh I think might be a sound file
Couldnt even tell them apart when he said heurh
Bismarck it's techno he just scrapped the video because it did not get him enough clout.
And his fans would still be like “could’ve been quicker.”
exactly it coulda disappointed he needs to get better
He didn't do it in just less than 5 mins, disappointing
Techno is the best
it was the village, the village didnt have potatoes
Yeah, to be honest, a lot of the time was wasted finding the end portal
This makes me cry, Techno was a pure legend RIP Techno
He was boring ngl😂
@@dreadz314... I hate you.
@@dreadz314 tf is wrong with you
bro get off this video we dont need to be reminded of his death all the time just enjoy the damn video
shut@@PuceGaming445
Legends NEVER DIES
"not even close" - Off brand Techno at half a heart
Technoblade actually said that at half a heart in the dream duel
@@confxsedpeach shhhhh let the fool think he's a TechnoStan
Where was techno’s knee cam?!?! I paid money to see this blood god, what a scam. Reset
@Amarjeet Kaur someone did it, u shall rest now
@Amarjeet Kaur im like 163
@@sirpuffin08 I'm 247
I saw you in mr beast techno vs dream video
@@daryllrancejaurigue7128 yes
Rest In Peace Techno❤️ you will be remembered
r.i.p techno😔 you always had the best enthusiasm, your were so happy. and now, your gone
As a wise man once said rip man 🙏
“You won’t fear anyone if you know yourself and believe in the potato magic”
-Sun Tzu, The Art of War
This is random but I really wanna see the video again but can’t remember which one it was. So which video are you referencing again?
I hate when i see sun tzu quotes but he didn't actually said that
@@sammymc789 its just a joke going around in techno’s fanbase about the potato war
@@yangu2865 i know but its like disrespecting sun tzu
“STOP INCLUDING ME IN A BLOCK GAME I’M A PROFESSIONAL STRATEGIST”
~Sun Tzu, The Art of War
"with potatoes make your living, family and hobbies"
-Sun Tzu, The Art of War
Agreed
Did he say that?
@@A_ldo.. he did no joke
Art of food*
I’m sure he knows a little more about fighting than you do because he invented it
rip techno "legends never die"
Rest in peace techno
You will be missed
everyone's talking about the techno impression but that George and Sapnap were on POINT
wait rly ?!
@@blazegaming7738 no u fell for it o think
They were tryna sound like sap and George?
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ok after observing a little yes they do sound different
srsly tho they did such a good job at impersonating their voices
The true reason why Techno farms potatoes
I think you will not show rickroll
@niosonwii It’s a rickroll Isn’t it?
@@itzrainy_outside4450 probably duckroll. i said this out of experience
Never expected Monika to be watching knockoff Technoblade.
-sayoribestgirl-
@@euphro_ you’ll never guess how many fandoms I’m in
"If Technoblade did a Minecraft Speedrun"
Me instantly checking the date in case it's recent
Rest in peace king❤🐷
Unpopular opinion: This is the real technoblade and this is his deleted footage
Let's make this a popular opinion shall we
i actually think that's him
Techno would never play with view bobbing on
@@inigoyeet294 potato man are you an envoy for the potato and blood god?
666th like
Let's be fair
If Techno tries to do an speedrun he's going to have a decent time in his first attempt
I mean, he's the blood god after all
Yeah 1.16 speedrunning is about tons of grinding and Techno definitely has the dedication if he tried.
@@_mark_3814 *laughs in farming potatoes on block game for 11 hours a day*
@Sean A this is so sad remy is gone
@@_mark_3814 nahh 1.16 is rng xqc literally got 33 mins even though he sucks at speedrunning
well he did beat the game using a stearing wheel
"NOT EVEN CLOSE BABY TECHNOBLADE NEVER DIE"rip technoblade
1:55 technoblades last words after his death
Yeah…
I cant get over with the fact that not only this guy sounds like techno. But also it was accurately dream and george too with all the clapping and everything! Good job ma dudes
The face is the real techno
Bruh
I watched the whole video and thought it was actually Technoblade lmao
@@sehrtoll9119 BrUhHhHhHhHh 💀
To sound like techno all you do is sound as monotone as possible
This isn't staged, it was an actual speedrun attempt; unfortunately a hidden speedrun rule states that godly interference renders the time null since a man in 1999 summoned God himself and got a time of five minutes, and then proceeded to beat several women to death with an aluminium bat. It was wild.
Schlattquote
It’s too early in the morning to read this
omg i get that reference. schlatt my daddy
@@gloxhrixh git good
R.I.P. Techno
You were a legend
Love you Techno, you’ll be forever missed. Legend.
Technoblade has earned the achievement: Free the Potatao 🥔
Technoblade
The potato
@@legoslayer1990 no its patatao
More like god potato
"Fear the one who needs nothing but potatoes"
- Sun Tzu, The Art of war
Too true
True
2021: meh
2022 after technoblades death: LETS GET THIS INTO HIS RECOMMENDATION
“Technoblade never dies!”
R.I.P legend
What happened did technoblades channel get cancelled or something why are you saying rip
I was on vacation so idk what’s going on
@@tomgoa6309 didnt u know? He died at stage 4 cancer
@@KirkErin NOOO😿😿
How a Speedrunner beat the game:
Dream: Stone tools
Technoblade: *a potato*
*And a Steering Wheel*
Aaand not even close
potato yessssssss
“Wait techno you need eyes, you need ender eyes”
“I don’t need eyes..”
-technoblade
So he can’t see? Lol
@@qgducn no all he needs are potato’s
@@valkyrae6830 yea ok
PPPOOOOOOOOOOTTTAAATTTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
“I see through echolocation”
Now that I see this, I wonder if Minecraft will replace ender eye’s texture with potato as tribute to his relocation
RIP Technoblade he is always in our hearts
“How does he have strength” Technoblade: “PO-TA-TO
Tatto
the power of holy potato
Boil em mash em stick em in a stew
He disguised the Ender eyes to look like potatoes and every time a potato drops it’s actually a ender I you want proof I’ll give you proof
2:34 here’s the proof
Everyone is talking about how good the techno impression is, but no one js talking about how well they impression the "WHAT"s
lol
Or the fact that he found a dungeon in less than 12 mins
I love how he can fit a 13 minute speedrun into a four minute video
Techno cannot pray to the potato god because he is the potato god
"Not even close"
"Potatoes"
*Weird witch noise*
-technoblade
"Hergh"
He doesn't need eyes of ender. He only needs potato eyes.
Edit: Holy Christ this blew up. Appreciate y'all.
respect
@@betterthanzekromandreshira9313 Caesar Salad
He just uses the power of the sun
@@masamigameon SHIZAAAAAAAAAAA
Eye of potatoes is here
technoblade never dies
forever in our hearts
Rest In Peace techno
“i dont need eyes”
*proceeds to play blinded*
Lol
Lol
XD
Lol
NOW PLAY IT WITH A STEERING WHEEL
If his voice was a little deeper, I would've thought it was Technoblade himself.
Me too lol
What do you mean? It was technoblade, this is his epic speed run
@@cheeserat2020 it wasn't techno....
@@zortex9084 shhh pretend it was
@@lem0nleaf362 okay....
My big sis:how many times you wacth this Me:POTATOSSSS
Am i the only one who watches this becouse its over A year since Techo died? Rest In Peace Techo!❤
Same
"Techno" in the most deadpan voice ever: *I need Dream's clout.*
He’s said that before too lol
Listen to corpse husband
Bruh CROPSE HUSBANDS VOICE WILL CREAP YOU IN YOU DREAMS
Techno: and that’s why I farm potato’s
People: “slowly walks backwards”
that how he won potato war
I was like,
Huh, what did i saw?
Was that real?
Was it photoshopped?
Mod?
Meh who cares its fun to watch.
Present me: OFFFF that line "see ya later nerds " hits hard cuz of-
Past me: cuz of what?
Present me: you don't need to know😞
Rip
REST IN PEACE TECHNO❤
Technoblade: “exists”
Potatoes: “chuckles” I’m in danger
@Alia M ohammad Ali Zaytoun is not stupid stfu if you don't love potato get heck out of here
@Alia M ohammad Ali Zaytoun go away dream stan
Oh no, the fanbases. They finally met each other. I predict war
@@lorenzovitali3650 *yes"
bro he didnt even do it in less than 30 seconds L technonoob
Technoblade: "one shots the dragon with potato"
Me: seems legit
Yep
cause it's enchanted baked potato
@@chinhnguyenxuan9154 nononono its the almighty raw french potato fry
@@gaminator1953 with extra salt
@@gaminator1953 with ketchup
TECHNOBLADE NEVER DIES 😞🕊️
Techno would have loved this. R.I.P.
P.S.
Blood for the blood god
"I dont need Eyes, I need potatos" - Technoblade 2020
Lmao
he never did need the eyes, as the potatoes HAD THE EYES
Repeat context-
POtAtO eYeS
That little "eh" every like 20 seconds is incredibly accurate
RIP❤
Rest in peace Techno [*]
This is so inaccurate, technoblade would never farm potatoes that inefficiently
every 1 potato he picks up the 499 potatoes get picked up aswell
TRUE!!!
Fax
ehh
He didn’t even get 300 potatoes a second scam
Is nobody gonna appreciate the fact that he tried his best intimidating techno with “Bruh” and “Not even close”
imitating
And the “heeh”s
*imitating
Rip techno, you will be forever missed
I miss him
your techno impression is so good like wtf- that might as well be him 😳
Haha, pkmnmstr voiced him!
@@ProfessorBiggyMinecraft pog
i mean its not that hard. have a some what deep voice and make ur voice raspy but also in a slightly higher pitch. hard to explain but not that hard lol
Edit: I'm mean not easy easy but way easier than other mc youtubers
@@wc5502 try doing it if your a female. it’s hard. didn’t work
@@celeryballs girls don't use the internet
*"Oh the great potato god"*
*Please bring technoblade back.*
let the man rest bruh
Let technoblade rest
@@y33t36 it’s kids
oh we wish so
@@skrum7005 he was 23 years old it was not yet his turn to rest.
If you have potatoes you have power
he sounds depressed R.I.P to the legend btw
The comments would be “techno didn’t beat it in 0:01 seconds trash smh”
HAHA YES WHY LOL
“L I’m gonna unsubscribe and subscribe to dream until you get gud loool” -Techno fan
@RdkMar No u cringe
techno didn’t beat it in 0:01 seconds trash smh
Its funny commie
Techno is so addicted to potatoes that he hates them now.
He dosent, he still farms them actually
He is farming on hypixel and he is still insane
It's crazy how drastically WR times have changed
Yessssssssss for a while I thought you weren’t going to put the steering wheel in, but I was so happy to be proven wrong! Awesome Technoblade impression, by the way
Dream: Getting wood, finding some ores, getting some stuff, making a portal to the nether, gathering blaze rods, finds the stronghold, kill some endermans and get pearls, enter the end portal, kill the dragon, finish the speedrun.
TechnoBlade: "Oh, great potato gods"
Dream is such a noob lol the potato god Strategie is way more effecint
lmao ikr Dream is too outdated
@@imfiera2594 yeah dreams method was invented in 1.6
@@Der_Phisch Wdym Noob lol he's a god, he finished the mcc parkour twice alone and made the admin rage not only that he literally broke the world record multiple times lol
@@juniort0451 Its a joke bruh
The way of how those guys in the background scream "WHAT", that made me laugh.
Oh and btw, R.I.P technoblade. He will never be forgotten.
I like how he keeps on saying _"bruhh"_ like zombies sometimes do lol
If you think about it, he did have eyes, potatoes have eyes in them.
No they don’t, potatoes is spelt P-O-T-A-T-O-E-S see no I
@Daniel Galeski *the potatoes have eyes*
i live in america and i have never heard of potato eyes
@@ravrav6433 potatoes do have eyes. All of them do
@@ravrav6433 I’m in America but know what potato eyes are. I think almost everyone does lol.
technoblade : *slaps ender dragon with a potato*
ender dragon : *dies because of the power of potatoes*
*POTATO GODS GIVE ME THE STRENGTH TO DEFEAT THE ENDER DRAGON*
@@supergamingyo33 loooool
Oh my god 100000/10 profile pic chicken nugget god! Oh
Potatoe power
@Anormalidad encubierta yeah give him a medal he watched the video
TECHNOBLADE NEVER DIES
R.I.P Techno
You were always a legend
"NERD SPOTTED"
-Sun Tzu, The Art of War
3:55 that "oh my god" sounded like dream 100%
TRUE! :O
it sounded more like George if I'm honest
@@lllllll7859 lol
@@RandomStryderYTOFFICIAL I hear both
Aaah it did!!
I miss techno blade he was my favorite I would always laugh when he would die in any game he plays or screams
Rest.in.Peace Technoblade
I love the fact that you made techno as depressed as much as possible
The way he talked was spot on, but still not depressed enough and he didnt sound like he started smoking since 5
lol
so true lol
@Jesse Pruneau u must be fun at parties
I’d say 3 is a decent age
@@Navir9 Yeah, he sounds like he's really fun at partys, you on the other hand do not.
Fun drinking game: Take a shot everytime someone says "yo" in the video
heHe **burps** ReAl **burps** fUn
@@inspectorapples9001 gay
That's a lot of damage
Are you trying to make people od
@Drake Flextape drunk water 👌👌👌
You were a fun, brave and awesome soul. Thanks for always being positive and providing us with laughs and smiles!
WOW DUDE! Awesome video! I liked it too much.
Your techno impersonator sounds like he’s dying inside XD
how it should be
Now that’s what we call, _good impersonator skills_
**Die** approximately 2 seconds later **Die** now this is acting
Thats why it is accurate
just like techno
This run is slower than the actual world record. Speedrunners are another breed
That's insane.
What's the current WR time? I recall there was a sub 12 minute run
@@sniclops15 9:36
@@sniclops15 that is the current wr
@@gianttacogod Oh wow it's lower than I thought
Fun fact :if you type technoblade in the CZcams search bar after you press search it will try to correct you saying ‘did you mean: technoblade never dies’?
Rest In Peace king, you were such a great inspiration to millions ❤
“Potato?”
“Gimme potattttoooooooooo”
“Potatoosssss”
“I have acquired the potatos”
The "Heurh" sounds a lot like technoblade, pay respect to this guy for such amazing voice acting holy-
Ikrr
Its the same sound clip over and over
Hrueh
Its a clip of the actual techno I think.
Plot twist:he’s actually techno blade
Technoblade in a nutshell:
“ pOtAtOeS “
“ Dont break potato please “
“ not even close “
“ I dont need eyes “
“ bit of wood and stone “
“ all great potato god “
“ eh “
“ we did itttt “
“ wait was my camera on “
"Steering wheel"
Shut up :)
Wow so funny..
"Scam"
@@elliottbrincefield4975 my dude why the negative attitude?
They sound like Techno, Sapnap, Skeppy, Bad and Quackity wow
Ahaha it took me the whole video to realise it wasn’t the real techno so good job on the spot on voice XD