Newman's Speeding Ticket Defense | The Ticket | Seinfeld
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- According to Newman, Kramer couldn't live without being a banker.
Yo-Yo Ma!
From Seinfeld Season 4 Episode 4 The Ticket: Newman uses Kramer as his witness when the former refuses to pay for a speeding ticket.
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Seinfeld stars Jerry Seinfeld as a stand-up comedian whose life in New York City is made even more chaotic by his quirky group of friends who join him in wrestling with life's most perplexing, yet often trivial questions. Often described as "a show about nothing," Seinfeld mines the humor in life's mundane situations like waiting in line, searching for a lost item, or the trials and tribulations of dating. Co-starring are Julia Louis-Dreyfus as Jerry's ex-girlfriend and current platonic pal, Elaine Benes; Jason Alexander as George Costanza, Jerry's neurotic hard-luck best friend; and Michael Richards as Jerry's eccentric neighbor, Kramer.
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The chemistry between Kramer and Newman has never been matched. Legendary comedy right here.
Lemme guess? You dont really watch other comedies aside from Seinfeld.
Vincent K McMahon,really that is your name?WOW!!!!!!DUH!!!!!!
Have you seen the opening when they're talking about the Bermuda triangle and alien autopsy? Fucking brilliant.
Lame.
@@BEDLAMITE-5280ft. Yes, I'm sure you are.
"Your failure to become a banker was eating, eating, EATING at you inside...isn't that right?!"
"Uuuh...yeah"
LOL
@Space Penguin King got any pancakes
😂😂😂
Someone’s got anger issues
You idiots know this is a t.v. show!
They both risked serious jail time and thousands in fines for perjury over a $75 ticket
That’s what democrats do
$75? Back then? Speeding tickets now are about $400+.....
@@mockgem7851 Depends on where you’re speeding. I got one out in the middle of Wyoming for doing 10 over out in the middle of no where (granted that’s pretty much anywhere in Wyoming) a few years ago and it was $60. That included a $10 discount for being buckled. Now in places like CA, they charge you through the roof for speeding.
@@jeffmiesen yeah I got mine in CA lol
@@SKS8080 You mean GQP Republicans. Fascist!
The judges face when Newman says he does charity work with the blind is one of my favorite moments of this show.
"I was in the middle of a game of Parcheesi with an old blind man" killed me
The judge is hilarious!
The judge is great 👍
I love how the judge is so bored while this outlandish story is being concocted by an increasingly agitated Newman.
His reaction @3:17 was better.
When Newan mentioned he does charity work for the blind, I love how the judge rolls his eyes not believing the B.S. coming out of Newman's mouth.
Lol he’s like “The neck brace and crutches routine is more believable.”
They could have also investigated Newmans charity work for the blind and the 3 banks Kramer apparently applied for.
That's an oscar winning performance by Newman
Emmys*
Absolutely one of his best. How does everyone in the scene not break into fits of laughter?😂
Omg I guess sooo funny
No they're not supposed to give them to white people anymore
@@fidgetdietz8802 seriously?! 😂🤦🏽♂️🤷🏽
I love how Kramer never comes through when it really matters
Ironically this time it was Newman's fault
He came through for Jerry when Tony kidnapped his car.
Kramer had been kicked in the head by Crazy Joe Devola. :(
@@00Kuja00 that's what i think of your party.
Kramer got pics of the sniffer in the bathroom stall. It wasn't Kramer's fault that the sniffer wasn't actually a coke head.
This is maybe the funniest Seinfeld scene, Newman totally losing it has me in hysterics every time
One of the best scenes.....Kramer getting confused at the end while Newman is losing Kramer's understanding :)
Love how he says banker
me too, it's one of the best ever, when he hangs himself with his own tie is when the tears start for me.
How about the first scene where newmie is thinking hard but comes up with no ideas?
I agree!
Newman was phenomenal. He was criminally underutilized.
I would argue that he was utilized the perfect amount.
I love how he's just as much of a narcissist and casual liar as the rest of the group. One of the best side characters of all time.
Wayne Knight referred to his role as being like a designated hitter in baseball. You're not in the game all that much, but when you are, you make a huge impact
Apparently Michael Richards didn't want his character to be too closely linked to Newman as a duo. Understandable, as Newman is the only character on the show that consistently stole the scene.
@@vinylholicsanonymous3871 Fortunately, Michael Richards softened his stance on duos over the years, because he was excited to see a team with Kramer and Mickey.
Newman's rants are just out of the world 😂
Such a talented actor! Man, this Seinfeld production was out of this world.
@@dncviorel yess
Haha..I love Newman.lol
Perhaps there’s more to Newman than meets the eye…
@@lizzieck2576 yes maybe newman has a backstory and he just takes out his anger and frustration from time to time
4:59 Kramer and Newman collapsing and making the flag fall on the judge is a truly underrated Seinfeld moment.
I don't think it was scripted.
@@12classics39 I'm not even sure that it was intentional. Michael Richards was very in his physical comedy. When Newman grabbed him, Michael did one of his awkward Market moves to get a laugh. The flagpole falling might have been gravy.
For a guy who is so out of shape, Newman is incredibly energetic.
He's like a sumo wrestler! 😅
George: He is jolly.
Jerry: He is jolly I’ll give him that.
dodson we got DODSON HERE!!
Newman was animated big time in this scene, especially his freakout when Kramer was unable to corroborate the testimony.
Apparently he studied ballet or something and he learned how to be really light on his feet. You can best see it in the scene where Kramer is chasing the tow truck, while carrying the Risk board and Newman comes striding in behind him at full speed lol. Gotta give the guy credit and he did lose a bunch of weight too!
“WHY!!!? WHY DID YOU FAIL?!?!?”
Jesus Christ Newman was funny
3:44
Newman being hostile to his own witness 😂
An innocent person who wanted nothing more out of life to love, to be loved, and to be a BANK-ER!
Whatta dialogue !! 😁
One of the best lines ever put on paper and then on celluloid!
he probably meant baker😂
Newman’s mental breakdown might be my favorite scene in this show.
..Kramer + Newman, .what a duo...!!!
I always said those two could have had a successful spin-off series.
1:58 Newman: "Yes, I admit I was speeding... But it was to save a man's life! A close friend! An innocent person who wanted nothing more out of life than to love, to be loved and to be a banker!"
I don't recall Maslow including being a banker in his hierarchy of needs.
Agreed, this is one of the most hilarious set-ups of all time, has me in stitches!!
imagine you have jury duty and you got picked for this case.
'I do charity work with the blind in my spare time... for the lighthouse' is an underrated line hahaha
His leaning in to the mic adds to it. XD
Kramer and Newman were essential to the comedy genius of the show
Absolutely !!
Newman should have got multiple acting awards. Simply fantabulous acting.
Newman; "I demand a recess so that I can take him outside and help him regain his composure!!"😩
Judge; "That'll be $75 dollars!!!" 🧐. Lmao 😆
But it was the manic deli very that made it so funny. 😆😂🤣
The traffic ticket was only 75 dollars. They spent more doing all these shenanigans.
I love the way Newman says "banker"
Newman actually looks like a lawyer. They should have had spinoff show where Newman plays a bumbling lawyer. Would have been a hit!
CHILES & NEWMAN ATTORNEYS AT LAW
He's a lawyer working with Kevin Kostner in JFK. They even spoofed it on Seinfeld.
Better call Newman
@@David-zl4wf 😆 Hell ya! 🍷
Yup, he did in the "🐝 " bee movie
Next to Newman, George seems normal. The last min. 4:15 to 5:15 is so funny especially how Newman is trying to portray how Kramer was trying to kill himself. Within a min Newman goes bonkers. He's arguing with his own witness. Genus comic acting.
Yeah, the acting lawyer badgering his own witness. Great strategy. 😆
And it ties in to earlier in the episode (or previous episode) where Joe Davola kicked him in the head and gave him a slight concussion. So he forgets Newman's story WHILE he's in the middle of it.
And the Yo-Yo Ma outburst due to the same concussion early in this clip always gets me. 😂
I love Kramer in this episode. Wears his pants wrong, shaves only one side of the face and then the Yo Yo Ma 😂
Wears white tube socks with a suit and dress shoes!
He had gotten hit in the head
He shouldnot have fucked with crazy Joe devola
What does YoYoMa mean in this context?
@@steveurquell3031 Normally its the name of a well known cello player. otherwise here its just funny sounding gibberish.
Seeing newman breakdown was one of the most funniest scenes in the series
I couldn't stop laughing during this scene. It almost had me crying lol.
This is not just one of the funniest episodes of Seinfelt but probably one of the funniest in TV history, absolutely epic and a testament to the Seinfelt show that they had such amazing caracters
I agree
Mr. Bookman was pretty funny.
*SeinfelD
Over $75 ticket they were ready to risk it all and gave us comedy gold..🤣🤣🤣
Wayne Knight really knocked it out of the park in this one lol. I've read that he has now lost much of his weight and is doing fine. One of my favorite actors!
I'm glad you used his name when talking about him. Most people just call him his character's name.
I saw him on Narcos. He looks great!
Good to hear.
I love how Newman's antics make Kramer seem normal in comparison.
The way he says “I don’t know.” Perfect delivery.
Love how Kramer is adversarial and detached while advocating for Newman. 😂
Yet another Kramer/Newman scheme gone to hell....never gets old!
Nothing beats the empty bottles scheme😀
@@candycain2327 was just going to say that lol 😆 these guys always something
Their scheme to sell used Vinyl Records was classic too!
Kramer hit the judge with the flagpole at the end
Now, Kramer would be charged with assault with a weapon!
😂😂😂😂
I love the way Newman seems to put special emphasis on the word banker. A genius little comedy detail which starts to get funny after he’s done it a few times.
Haha, yep, that's exactly why I always remember this scene...BANKER~! 😂
Exactly how he emphasized LOATHE (you) when talking to the record store owner.
These two are like a more modern day Abbot and Costello. Chemistry, physical comedy, genius!
Defence attorney/mailman Newman was absolutely hilarious when his case against a $75.speeding ticket began to crumble.
Is everything alright here Postal Employee Newman? 😂
The judge is hysterical. I love this scene!
Newman and Kramer are the best duo. When Kramer says Yo Yo Ma. Priceless!
Seriously this is the funniest scene in all the Seinfeld episodes, They are both fantastic and Newman is a legend
That scene just couldn't be more perfect.
And the flag is pulled over and hits the judge at the end!!😂😂😂😂😂
HAHAHAHAHA!!!! I had forgotten about that one entirely. Hilarious!!
And the ticket was only $75! It would have been much simpler to just pay the $75. But this is pretty funny! Kramer’s a loyal friend. I bet he’d have done the same for Bob Sacamano.
Its just a sitcom, sit back ,watch and enjoy !!!!
Newman interrogating his own witness, not surprised Kramer went hostile on him LOL
4:24 Newman's yelling is just making me drop down to the floor, laughing and crying at the same time 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
And he accused Kramer of being distraught! Quite a paradox!
For me, the funniest part is where Newman says “And this failure to become a banker was just eating, and eating, and eating at you inside?”
And Kramer says
“Uh yeah.” The way he says that is just hilarious. 02:56
"I was in the middle of game of parcheezy with an old blind man " comedic gold
The Seinfeld series is analogus to the Apollo moon missions in that as time passes, we realize what a monumental achievement it was and one that will likely never be surpassed.
Until we colonise Mars
Until you realize both were a fiction on celluloid tape..
@@eccosabanovic1589 Dude, if you seriously believe the Apollo Missions were fiction, my sincere condolences. Life must be a living h*** for you.
@@jlvandat69 Haha that's how I feel about God, like if I believed in god then maybe life wouldn't suck all the time. But yeah, the Apollo Missions 100% happened.
@@gary609906 it definitely happened. In a studio. In Los Angeles. With plenty of props
Wayne Knight is just brilliant
Which is why he’s one of my favorite actors
Newman doing Hara Kiri at 4:26 is so hilarious.
Newmans performance was amazing. I wonder how the crew held the laughter when filming this.
This was Newman’s biggest scam since he tried to sell that dinosaur DNA… 😂
😂😂😂😂😂😅😅😅 oh so funny jurassic park
To love, to be loved, and to be a banker.
That's the American dream!
I love that they made an official Seinfeld channel. Getting the hype up for it coming to Netflix
coming of what?
Seinfeld coming to Netflix? When?
@@jasoncentore1830 Isn't Comedians in cars getting coffee already on Netflix?
Starts 1 october
@@dncviorel same created but no not the same.
this scene is one of my 3 all-time favorite Seinfeld performances, along with the mohel telling Elaine not to put her glass near the edge of the table and Mr Bookman lecturing Jerry. Just fantastic acting and I laugh out loud every time, dozens of viewings later
Watching reruns in broadcast tv the court episode was just on and now it’s the bookman one lol
The last 4 seconds falling down and flag pole on judge was cracked me up more than entire episode 😊😊
Everytime I see Newman getting all worked up and red, I really worry about Wayne Knight's health.
He lost a lot of weight after the show.
He was equally brilliant in Third Rock from the Sun.
@DecrepitOrigin888
Yes. Very funny. Knight plays another uniform wearing character. A policeman.
@DecrepitOrigin888
Yes. Late ninties to 2001. Six seasons of episodes. I hope you enjoy watching.
@@airport862 Ah yess...I used to really enjoy the show n watch it on tv. I still associate Joseph Gordon-Levitt to this sitcom more than any Hollywood movie.
This is a timeless masterpiece. A truly congenial chamber play.
Risk, A game of World Domination played by two men who can barely run there own lives.
“The banking?? The BANKIng, the BANkIng baNKiNg BANKING!!!”
Your honor, your honor, your honor! Mr. Kramer is obviously very distraught !
@@beani24329
I'M distraught!??
@@chuchulainn9275 woo woo woo woo woo
@@beani24329
YOU SHUT UP!! I demand a recess so that I may take him outside and help him regain his composure!
@@chuchulainn9275 that’ll be $75
"This was eating... eating, eating eating away at you!" "..... Uh, yeah.."
Newmans acting deserved an award for this episode!
This and Bookman are my favorite scenes ever.
@Jordan B Mandelbaums!
1:06 love the look on the judge's face when Newman mentions that he does charity work for the blind 😅
Newman's Clarence Darrow shtick is perfect, the crumpled shirt, the braces, the impassioned theatrical gestures, and Kramer for once focuses on playing the straight man role. Classic television.
LOVE IT WHEN KRAMERS SAYS ON SPEAKERPHONE " YOU CALLED ME????????"❤😂🎉
I love when Newman start screaming he is too funny
This seems very inspired by the relationship between Ralph Kramden and Ed Norton and very well done.
The way Newman says Banker is a riot!😂
"Remember the _banking?!"_ 🤣
The BANKING on the working at the BANKing!? 😂
Wayne Knight is proof that big guys are funnier. This scene is hilarious largely because of the physical element of the comedy. Big guys are always best at physical comedy. Chris Farley is another great example. Just look at how Newman is sweating profusely. It's not the same with skinny guys
oh hey it’s you
the suspenders too
Chris Farley IS the example! He had a huge heart and actually could act. Look at Tommy Boy and Black Sheep again and watch the parts where he generally acts. His physical comedy was really unmatched! Man can still make me laugh. His Oberdose was an unfair hand he was dealt.
@ithecastic I get it confused...I lost a friend last year to and accident like this. I don't mean anything by it. Wrong set of wording.
Hahahaha Newman should learn about the lawyer Jackie's blunder experience with Kramer.
One of the funniest Seinfeld scenes. Impressive acting for a sitcom too.
The way Newman says “banker” 😂😂
Wayne knight was absolutely the biggest talent on the show in my opinion, a phenomenal actor both dramatic and comedic
It's hard to pick out a single "funniest" scene from Seinfeld. But this one would always be a top contender. 2 total idiots concoct an over elaborate scenario to get out of paying a simple traffic citation. And then it falls apart due to their inability to stick to the plan, along with their frequent argumentativeness and bickering.
Don't forget Kramers concussion from earlier in the day leading to him blurting out YOYOMA and forgetting half the story they agreed on lmao.
Wayne Knight really sells the word “banker” every time. He says it with this whimsical gravitas that MAKES it be funny.
1:49 yo-yo ma
A spin off of Newman,kremar and Jerry's and George's parents could have been a hit😂
"Remember the BANKING?? THE BANKINGANDTHEBANGKING!" 🤣🤣🤣⚰️
The judge's world weary "I dont beleive this...😒" straight man exhaustion honestly makes this the funniest ironically. Like he's been put thru this same nonsense before somehow.
Newman was such an underrated character.
These two guys together.... OMG I can't take it!!! 😂😂🤣🤣
Reminds me so much of Ralph Kramden and Ed Norton from the Honeymooners!
In a time when u could joke about suicide but this is still hilarious like every other Seinfeld scene
You’ve never not been able to joke about suicide.
Sadly, there's a lot of things they can't do or say now which is why the art of the sitcom has suffered so greatly as of late.
@@osaji922 oh shut up
In a time when you could joke, period. I bet some woke imbecile will campaign to get Seinfeld out of Netflix on some bullshit made up offence!
@@lizzieck2576 wouldn’t be at all surprised by anything nowadays
One of my favorite episodes. Kramer and Newman were phenomenal when they were on the screen together.
Pointing out to Kramer "sitting in the courtroom right over there" just like in the big courtroom movie dramas! LOL.
Wearing a tie and a sports jacket along with white socks. Such a Kramer thing to do.
I love Newman. He's absolutely my favorite character in this entire show.
I like how newman dissmises the air conditioner case but goes with the banker story right away 😂😂😂😂
Wayne knight (newman) was great in this. Such a funny show, theres nothing like this still on tv, is there?
Yes, there is, Curb Your Enthusiasm, created by the same author, Larry David.
Curb and it’s always sunny are both great
They way they just both embrace such a half-baked idea lmao
That's a lot of effort to avoid paying $75.
Newman is horrible at cost-benefit analysis.
Cosmo’s yoyo ma outburst never fails yo crack me up…
That scene just does not get old! Newman is a gem!
The funniest part is that it's never specified what kind of banker he wanted to be. Lol they just kept saying he's a banker. Lol
The banking! The banking! The banking!
1:49 Yo Yo Ma 😂😂😂😂
The sound Newman makes when he pretends to gut himself is freaking hilarious.
This entire video is gold
You have the judge rolling his eyes
Newman’s ranting
Kramers non compliance of the story and then his yoyoma blurt
When Newman goes mental on Kramer at the end he reminds me of Ralph Kramden losing it with Norton
1:48. Yo yo ma. So funny and well timed.