Every Comedian's Reaction to Johnny Depp vs. Amber Heard Trial [PART ONE]

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  • @JokeWRLD
    @JokeWRLD  Před 2 lety +107

    Be sure to check out the Joke WRLD Podcast Link in Bio!

  • @victormagana7940
    @victormagana7940 Před 2 lety +1389

    Now 'amber alert' is for warning your friends of a possible psycho at the club/bar

  • @amyalbertson217
    @amyalbertson217 Před 2 lety +493

    In the mid 80s my PE teacher in elementary school was accused of molesting a fellow student. His face was in the paper and EVERYONE (or so it seemed as a third grader) completely vilified him. All of a sudden he was no longer my teacher and all the adults were chattering about how awful he was and how shocking it was that this happened in our community. It was so confusing to me at the time, bc he was so nice. Once he noticed I was throwing away peanut butter sandwiches and I was afraid I was going to get in trouble for throwing away food, but he bought me an ice cream from the cafeteria and said you have to eat something. Tomorrow eat your sandwich or tell your mom you don’t like PB & J. Fast forward YEARS it turns out the mothers boyfriend was the one one that was molesting the poor girl and she was scared to say “who” but need to say “someone” is hurting me please help. I still don’t know what happened to the man who was accused. He was a good PE teacher and I’m sure now as an adult understanding what happened better, what he went through must have been absolute hell that he didn’t deserve. So sad.

    • @mustardnbiscuits5338
      @mustardnbiscuits5338 Před 2 lety +29

      Damn....Amy bummer story....imma gonna take some x and watch huge dogs playing with cats videos after reading that comment.....

    • @yobukiii
      @yobukiii Před 2 lety +24

      Something similar happened when i was in middle school. The teacher was never able to go back to teaching, even tho the girls said he didn’t actually do anything

    • @baronvonhoughton
      @baronvonhoughton Před 2 lety +2

      All PE teachers are at it tho, so he deserved it.

    • @Alistair102040
      @Alistair102040 Před 2 lety +41

      @@baronvonhoughton Not if he didn't do anything… wtf? Cause he's a PE teacher her deserves it?

    • @mindevo
      @mindevo Před 2 lety +40

      @@baronvonhoughton surely you said this to be a troll. Be careful what you bring to yourself

  • @poltotinco4eva
    @poltotinco4eva Před 2 lety +651

    bill burr is so right. no matter if guilty or not, once a man is accused for something like that, his career is ruined. years ago, a german tv host was accused of rape. it didn't even take 3 weeks to figure out that those accusations were false. still, he lost his talk show and every other contract he had.

    • @criiiiiiiiiiiiii....
      @criiiiiiiiiiiiii.... Před 2 lety +15

      Hopefully he sued the accuser and his ex employers.

    • @joen8091
      @joen8091 Před 2 lety +16

      @@halfassranch8363 I’m so sorry this is happening to you. I wish you and your loved ones the best in this hard time. I’d heavily recommend taking a hard line of legal action here because if you’re never going to live something you didn’t do down you might as well drag em down with you.

    • @halfassranch8363
      @halfassranch8363 Před 2 lety +20

      @@joen8091 hey man gonna delete my previous stuff but thanks for the well wishes .. believe it or not it actually helped.

    • @donsmithered5623
      @donsmithered5623 Před 2 lety +23

      People commit suicide, my friends dad did after a known shitty kid falsely accused him of abusing him. Proven false. But nothing happened to the teenage kid.
      There should be consequences for people that falsely accuse people.

    • @steviechampagne
      @steviechampagne Před 2 lety

      @@halfassranch8363 what did you say i didn’t see it

  • @itsfreakincap3089
    @itsfreakincap3089 Před 2 lety +644

    Bill is amazing. He perfectly described modern problems, and he wasn’t afraid to hold back. Hats off to him, and I hope Johnny wins. Amber Heard is nothing short of a Witch. Her and Jada.

    • @66Sixxy
      @66Sixxy Před 2 lety

      Hey now, we witches don't want ANY association with Hamburglar Turd.

    • @angelolaurenzaMJJ
      @angelolaurenzaMJJ Před 2 lety +1

      Both He and Doug Stanhope already said these things at the begin, in 2016. They are Just reusing their material, as it's fair to do.

    • @chanceneck8072
      @chanceneck8072 Před 2 lety +5

      Bill is so fucking awesome. He´s become one of my absolute all time favorites. I made a complete turnaround on him, because I went through a phase where I did not like him.

    • @tammyrizza9962
      @tammyrizza9962 Před 2 lety +1

      I'm a woman, and I agree with Bill 100% nowadays it's not proven until guilty it's guilty til proven innocent. Men get abused as much as women do. All genders should be heard! We need equality!!!!!!

    • @chanceneck8072
      @chanceneck8072 Před 2 lety

      @@tammyrizza9962 czcams.com/video/BemHqUqcpI8/video.html
      Lol

  • @KaryonTheirStory
    @KaryonTheirStory Před 2 lety +118

    Anyone who makes a false accusation and takes it to court should do the minimum sentence of whatever they accuse

    • @tmmnago2722
      @tmmnago2722 Před 2 lety +2

      Court is for defamation not a criminal trial.

    • @shakebake3846
      @shakebake3846 Před rokem +1

      @@tmmnago2722 but criminal trials take place in court rooms right? 😂 wth are you saying honey?

  • @x-rayvision3802
    @x-rayvision3802 Před 2 lety +314

    Once again Bill Burr speaks the truth while everyone else just tries to gain a little bit of attention

    • @iamjurell
      @iamjurell Před 2 lety +5

      Really though it was Doug Stanhope speaking truth and actually putting himself in any risk - the rest is just standard peanut gallery shenanigans.

    • @MrsDjanina
      @MrsDjanina Před 2 lety

      indeed!

    • @RolandSpecialSauce
      @RolandSpecialSauce Před 2 lety +6

      Bill is a real one...

    • @miked3168
      @miked3168 Před 2 lety

      Bill is right. Nobody listens to him cause they think he is being a misogynist

    • @ronaldfarber589
      @ronaldfarber589 Před 2 lety +2

      You speak truth. I know comedians make jokes and I'm no crusader but he did go thru a traumatic experience, if it was a girl I don't think they'd be making fun so soon

  • @LadyAmalthea0615
    @LadyAmalthea0615 Před 2 lety +61

    The best JD comment during the entire trial "I once gave Marilyn Manson a pill because he wouldn't stop talking."
    Lol

    • @alyon5749
      @alyon5749 Před 2 lety +3

      Had me rolling. Fecal delivery...close second.

  • @user-xy3bu4kb4f
    @user-xy3bu4kb4f Před 2 lety +748

    Jonny has to come on the jre. It’d be a must watch

    • @lewiepostalone8776
      @lewiepostalone8776 Před 2 lety +12

      Thats a shout that is. Im sure if he wins it could be a possibility

    • @mayo8029
      @mayo8029 Před 2 lety +22

      I would watch the FUCK OUTTA THAT EPISODE

    • @jarcodolo8734
      @jarcodolo8734 Před 2 lety +6

      If I were Joe, I'd have an episode with Amber and another with Johnny, just so I could human-lie-detector them and get the real juicy stories.

    • @matthewflesher3438
      @matthewflesher3438 Před 2 lety +10

      He talks at 10 words per minute. 🤣🤣

    • @dombo916
      @dombo916 Před 2 lety

      Why over amber heard dudes a weirdo lmao

  • @carleyreed8827
    @carleyreed8827 Před 2 lety +11

    It's funny as hell they brought up Amber as an AMBER ALERT and an AMBER ALERT actually went off in the court room during her lawyers closing argument 😂

  • @anydaynow
    @anydaynow Před 2 lety +428

    Yes Bill, making false accusations should be illegal. The fact that they're not is literally unsane.

    • @georgewaller7080
      @georgewaller7080 Před 2 lety

      It's tempting to say this but it's actually very undesirable when someone has actually done something wrong. It would be abused in no time and it is censorship of free speech which is something we really don't need right now.

    • @masterexploder6802
      @masterexploder6802 Před 2 lety +6

      *insane

    • @nx47
      @nx47 Před 2 lety +19

      *in the membrane

    • @Dany-xs7li
      @Dany-xs7li Před 2 lety +36

      It is illegal, that’s why he’s suing for defamation

    • @kichaeldicks1108
      @kichaeldicks1108 Před 2 lety +18

      @@Dany-xs7li the fact that he is suing shows it’s not illegal, if it was illegal she’d be tried in regular court.

  • @Shweaty7
    @Shweaty7 Před 2 lety +155

    Burr was on point. 'You want it to be true' is the realist shit ever.

  • @dol7975
    @dol7975 Před 2 lety +306

    Bill burr couldn’t have said it better

    • @maxluong2
      @maxluong2 Před 2 lety +27

      "what about guys who were abused? Will anyone wear a fucking ribbon for them? No they dont fucking care"

    • @drewwil891
      @drewwil891 Před 2 lety

      Exactly

    • @Liz-dragon-street.
      @Liz-dragon-street. Před 2 lety +1

      @@maxluong2 hope afther this "they" must understand that there are pretty fucked up bitches!
      She needs help! Big time

    • @TheDavejmcknight
      @TheDavejmcknight Před 2 lety

      I completely agree 👍

    • @globalist1990
      @globalist1990 Před 2 lety

      Didn’t he said it years ago when they divorced?

  • @imhatchmantoo
    @imhatchmantoo Před 2 lety +57

    One thing is certain.. Johnny Depp is a master class in performance. Im not saying he's lying, im saying he made the truth funny.

  • @tara4575
    @tara4575 Před 2 lety +54

    I said he was innocent from the beginning. A man doesn't just start beating women in his 50s. There would have been others. That's why I always stood with Jonny. #JusticeforJonnydepp

    • @SnailHatan
      @SnailHatan Před 5 měsíci

      That’s…just not how humans work at all. Stress, drugs, alcohol, fame, these all make people do shitty things. You have no idea what someone will do under that much pressure

  • @staciecanada4329
    @staciecanada4329 Před 2 lety +170

    the ONLY Comedian that didn't make themself look like an idiot was Bill Burr

    • @Suzismymom
      @Suzismymom Před 2 lety +6

      Yep. I had to fast forward thru everyone but him. Actually I have no idea who anyone else was except Rogan.

    • @x0gucx
      @x0gucx Před 2 lety +5

      @@Suzismymom
      Even rogan's side guy, wtf is he doing, it's like a calm discussion then that guy comes out of nowhere.

    • @x0gucx
      @x0gucx Před 2 lety +1

      Everyone else either said he deserved abuse or was a b*tch for taking it. Burr and Joe were the only ones who actually analyzed what has been said and confirmed.

    • @Suzismymom
      @Suzismymom Před 2 lety

      @@x0gucx exactly! And Dru Barrymore and whoever was on her show, I never seen it), anyway, they were laughing about the whole thing. I think the people acting like these jerks haven't really been watching the trial and hearing the facts. Acting like stupid kids.

    • @thelast1090
      @thelast1090 Před 2 lety +6

      teah Rogan and that weird woman..i was a bit disgusted listening to their shyt tbh

  • @amytrumbull156
    @amytrumbull156 Před 2 lety +32

    Johnny looked pretty rough in the first couple weeks of this trial but this last week he’s looking a lot better. I can’t blame him for putting on a few pounds under the amount of stress he’s dealing with, dear god, can any of us imagine going through this?!

  • @KellysHeroes777
    @KellysHeroes777 Před 2 lety +358

    Bill always talks the straight facts of life.

    • @KellysHeroes777
      @KellysHeroes777 Před 2 lety +8

      @@steven1479 c'mon dude you have to calm everything down once you get older, married and have kids. He's 100% still the same guy he's just got someone around him to correct some of his ignorance

    • @steven1479
      @steven1479 Před 2 lety

      @@KellysHeroes777 His wife convinced him to get a dog that he didn't want, then had him put it down when she got pregnant. That's pure evil. He's a shadow of his former self, he's been beaten down. And Nia isn't even attractive. Also, the kid isn't his.

    • @KellysHeroes777
      @KellysHeroes777 Před 2 lety

      @@steven1479 you are a total bellend. Isn't attractive?? Says you, who are you go judge?? Why don't you try not being the internet tough guy and get married see how long your shitty attitude lasts

    • @x0gucx
      @x0gucx Před 2 lety +1

      @@steven1479
      He actually loved that dog then they gave the dog away because even he admitted, it was crazy and could possibly eat the baby saying "I don't want to be that parent on the news..." In his special. She didn't force him to put it down. Not every wife is a Jada or Amber. He also loves to talk about how they argue.

    • @sanurox1
      @sanurox1 Před 2 lety

      @@steven1479 aww why the hate for women? did your girl shit on your bed too😂

  • @clairey6407
    @clairey6407 Před 2 lety +75

    Johnny Depp knows another thing that Amber doesn't and that is how to be a decent, honest human being. Absolutely right about the stillness though!

  • @LunalovaniaGaming
    @LunalovaniaGaming Před 2 lety +79

    I love Bill Burr. He's one of my all time favorite comedians. He's 100% right here.

  • @bos200409
    @bos200409 Před 2 lety +58

    Bull Burr nailed it with his breakdown. Couldn’t have agreed more.

  • @craiggallagher7292
    @craiggallagher7292 Před 2 lety +251

    As always, Bill Burr has the best take! Guilty until proven innocent. Why are more people not up in arms about this. You do not broadcast kids or rape victims, why not bar any release of anyone in the court system until proven guilty, period?

    • @Dustomatic
      @Dustomatic Před 2 lety +2

      Nope. Schultzy had the best take

    • @RedSaint83
      @RedSaint83 Před 2 lety +1

      Note: that Billy Ballbags segment was from 2016.

    • @wadopotato33
      @wadopotato33 Před 2 lety

      It is pretty obvious to all that Amber Heard is coockoo for cocoa puffs. Johnny has his own problems as well.
      She is a user and I hope she never dates again in Hollywood.

    • @michaelsouris7871
      @michaelsouris7871 Před 2 lety

      I thought it was proven in a court of law that he did beat her up.

    • @Dustomatic
      @Dustomatic Před 2 lety +1

      @@michaelsouris7871 11 days of testimony and questions, zero evidence he abused her. Somehow you think he’s guilty. THIS is the problem.

  • @korryjones7371
    @korryjones7371 Před 2 lety +60

    Chris Delia’s Johnny Depp impression was spot on! 🤣🤣🤣

    • @bluecollar825
      @bluecollar825 Před 2 lety +10

      Im not a Delia fan but you're right. That was a decent impression lol.

    • @mrjuanderfuI
      @mrjuanderfuI Před 2 lety +1

      @@bluecollar825 he's got some solid podcast moments. His stand up is not for me, but he's got some funny clips on CZcams from his pod. Check out the one about the drunk British mom trying to Uber to Ukraine

    • @jorrelhanley1387
      @jorrelhanley1387 Před 2 lety +1

      Was so on point 👌🏿. Had me dying with laughter

  • @abab9622
    @abab9622 Před 2 lety +25

    Johnny knows more than half a dozen languages fluently. Prob why his accent is the way it is. 🤷🏽‍♀️ Smart guy.

    • @mebefore9103
      @mebefore9103 Před 2 lety +1

      He lived in France for 14 years too. Living anywhere that long youre gonna pick up an accent.

  • @jamesgonzales58
    @jamesgonzales58 Před 2 lety +27

    Bill you are totally on point. As Mark Twain once said, "By the time that the truth has went around the world once, a lie has already been around the world ten times". I believe that if you lie to get a person put in jail, you should have to do the time that they were going to have to do. If you believe that this is too harsh then you would have to at least agree that the accusation should not be allowed to be made public until it is proven true, as Bill stated.

    • @Red-hh7dm
      @Red-hh7dm Před 2 lety

      Anyone who doesn't fully agree with you is a domestic abuse apologist, plain and simple. No ground given on this, it's clear for all except liars to see, she lied, she did wrong, she has to suffer for what she has done

  • @peytonlong5573
    @peytonlong5573 Před 2 lety +48

    Bill Burr per usual has the best take of them all

  • @hellabella8295
    @hellabella8295 Před 2 lety +34

    100% agree.. apparently the second you say the word ‘abuse’ men are automatically GUILTY.. BUT Heard can ABUSE DEPP and apparently that’s fine.. SHE SHOULD BE JAILED!

    • @debsplayford3180
      @debsplayford3180 Před 2 lety

      Not only is it fine but aparently it's hysterically funny too. 🤬 It's sick.

  • @briannakisisa5636
    @briannakisisa5636 Před 2 lety +36

    "Heard immunity," that was good

  • @katdelrio5316
    @katdelrio5316 Před 2 lety +34

    Johnny looked pretty good up until AH. The last 6 years of dealing with her crazy ass aged him. The drugs don't help, but he did not look that rough until her. But I guess if your wife tells you that you're a fat old man who's gonna die alone, beats you, cheats on you, and then goes out and tries to destroy your career...that will leave a mark. 😳
    And as far as the accent goes...he was born in Kentucky, raised in Florida, lived in California, France, the UK, and Australia. I don't think he has a fake British accent. I think he sounds like a dude who's lived all over the place. And who hangs out with people from everywhere. Because he has.

  • @trevfisher
    @trevfisher Před 2 lety +140

    Wow I was unaware of the vast difference in quality of comedy podcasts, Joe and Bill rock it and then it's a very very long way down from there. Thanks.

    • @DavidPerez-sj6md
      @DavidPerez-sj6md Před 2 lety +15

      Bill yeah, Joe is a talking brick

    • @marioguti9887
      @marioguti9887 Před 2 lety +19

      Joe Rogan shouldn't even be mentioned in the same breath when speaking about Bill Burr and comedy. And yeah, everyone else was lame af

    • @allstopblue5717
      @allstopblue5717 Před 2 lety +5

      Joe was amazing in his younger years. That’s what people nowadays forget…Joe isn’t the same young hungry kid he once was. He was absolutely fucking hilarious back in the day. Then the podcast got picked up and he got older and he he is now what he is. Which is still awesome. But yeah his comedy was crushing back in the day. Young people don’t know about that. He didn’t make it this far for no reason. Joe is a beast

    • @trevfisher
      @trevfisher Před 2 lety +4

      @@marioguti9887 I agree with you on his comedy as it is now, it's like when bands used to get to their fourth album and they no longer dwell in the world where they were hungry. However he is still funnier than the rest of the comedians presented in the comparison except for Burr who is a master.

    • @trevfisher
      @trevfisher Před 2 lety +4

      @@DavidPerez-sj6md in the comparison though, Joe was still significantly funnier than the others except Burr who is on a whole other level.

  • @Carly-mk3mm
    @Carly-mk3mm Před 2 lety +15

    “Fecal delivery” and “it was not the dogs” has sent me into a spiral since I’ve heard them 😩🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @TNTspaz
    @TNTspaz Před 2 lety +16

    This was basically the perfect scenario for a Bill podcast. He literally talks about these same situations every week but with guys who don't have the legal option anymore

  • @1neOfN0ne
    @1neOfN0ne Před 2 lety +193

    After this circus of trial is done with, Rogan should bring Johnny on the podcast. If he does while this trial is still fresh on everyone's minds, I guarantee it would be the most viewed podcast ever

    • @alainvosselman9960
      @alainvosselman9960 Před 2 lety +10

      And bring Amber on Jerry Springer....

    • @martinivanov5270
      @martinivanov5270 Před 2 lety +7

      @@alainvosselman9960 amber needs jesus at this point 😂

    • @66Sixxy
      @66Sixxy Před 2 lety

      @@martinivanov5270 Amber needs a straight jacket, a padded room, & some thorazine. Lest we forget the adult diaper so she doesn't 💩 the bed again.

    • @nobodynoone2500
      @nobodynoone2500 Před 2 lety +6

      People still watch rogan?

    • @danielmonroe9146
      @danielmonroe9146 Před 2 lety

      Johnny won't give Rogan the time of day. Joe is a piece of shit womanizer who only looks to grift, Johnny has been through enough.

  • @williamgrand9724
    @williamgrand9724 Před 2 lety +19

    I would say JD looks pretty damn good for his circumstances.

  • @jaredheal7645
    @jaredheal7645 Před 2 lety +57

    Bill burr, Nailed it all. As per usual.

  • @maxcharacterlimitreache-
    @maxcharacterlimitreache- Před 2 lety +34

    Well Johnny Depp is the same age as Joey Diaz...you tell me who aged worse xD

    • @tara4575
      @tara4575 Před 2 lety

      I think Jonny looks great. That woman who was saying that looked 75 and disgusting. WTF was she talking about

  • @olivertwist3039
    @olivertwist3039 Před 2 lety +146

    That dude that dressed like a pirate has the wrong joke. He's twisting the info in such a drastic way that it makes him look dumb. Talking about how Johnny Depp walked in the room while she was doing the shit. Makes no sense and it makes this guy look stupid.

    • @R-Cade
      @R-Cade Před 2 lety +36

      That’s what happens on that podcast I’m usually a fan of Andrew Schulz but they are just yelling hot takes left and right and it’s hard to watch

    • @rubenmorales9165
      @rubenmorales9165 Před 2 lety +25

      It's all feeling no facts

    • @MrMxxt
      @MrMxxt Před 2 lety +5

      Schultz is the best!!

    • @TickleThatMonkey
      @TickleThatMonkey Před 2 lety

      The guys an idiot indeed

    • @Kelly_KC
      @Kelly_KC Před 2 lety +13

      I thought it was an exaggeration to be funny. It's just jokes. Not meant to be taken seriously.

  • @anastasia10017
    @anastasia10017 Před 2 lety +5

    what I dont understand is why an accuser can mess up somebody's life and reputation and when the accuser loses the case, they just walk away with NO consequences but the person they accused has had their lives turned upside down + bankrupt from lawyer fees. This is happening to Depp, it happened to Michael Jackson and it happens to regular guys who get falsely accused of sexual molestation/rape etc.. and yet the accusers just go back to living their lives.

  • @PeachDragon_
    @PeachDragon_ Před 2 lety +20

    Bill burr is the only one spitting facts, the others are just chatting.

  • @DannyBridie
    @DannyBridie Před 2 lety +8

    what Burr said was so damn spot on

  • @ugggggggggggg212
    @ugggggggggggg212 Před 2 lety +6

    The impression of Johnny on the stand was amazing haha

  • @incitingariot9925
    @incitingariot9925 Před 2 lety +42

    Bill Bur is right. Alot of people jumped on the "get Johnny" band wagon. If Johnny was abusive we would have heard about it by now. He has been working in the entertainment industry since the freaking 80s.
    Um taking his boots off and handing him wine? He was in recovery at the time.

    • @wadopotato33
      @wadopotato33 Před 2 lety

      How long was Harvey Weintstein at it without consequences? That is just not how Hollywood works. If people are making millions because of you, they have a tendency to overlook some really bad behaviour.
      But I don't believe Johnny is a physically abusive person. He would have been fine with anyone except a goldigger with some serious psychological problems.
      IMO, Amber Heard is a straight up nutter with a huge truth telling problem.

  • @camillemayers103
    @camillemayers103 Před 2 lety +36

    You who spoke about the boots mischaracterised the testimony. He was attacked because he took off his OWN boots before HEARD came home. She became furious and screamed "That's MY job!" Tell the story correctly, fool.

    • @jorrelhanley1387
      @jorrelhanley1387 Před 2 lety

      @Jade B I was thinking the same thing. What's the point 😂😂

    • @Warcodered01
      @Warcodered01 Před 2 lety +9

      @Jade B The point was they missed the point entirely, he wasn't complaining about her taking his boots off, he was complaining that one day when he ended up doing it himself she freaked the fuck out about it.

  • @ADPax10
    @ADPax10 Před 2 lety +147

    Hey man, lovin' these fucking 'Every Comedian Reacts' things.
    Just think, you wouldn't really be able to do this just 5 years ago, but now that every comic and their mothers have like two or three goddamn podcasts, we can actually catch all the opinions at their most real that we can get. Grats to you for picking up on it dude.

  • @KurtI2525
    @KurtI2525 Před 2 lety +43

    I’m not a superfan, but Johnny Depp is the victim. And bless Bill Burr!

  • @gangstamum
    @gangstamum Před 2 lety +18

    Not usually a Bill Burr fan but I do completely agree with what he has to say in this video.
    Names should not be published unless guilty beyond all reasonable doubt. False accusations ruin lives even if proven false, as some people choose to believe the worst of someone without caring to check facts.

  • @vishnuprakash2434
    @vishnuprakash2434 Před 2 lety +43

    I generally like Andrew's point of view but this time, he's just wrong

    • @Wholesome_Hans
      @Wholesome_Hans Před 2 lety

      I musta missed it, what did he say you disagree with?

    • @shrutefarms4741
      @shrutefarms4741 Před 2 lety +4

      He’s wrong a lot.

    • @twiceshy9773
      @twiceshy9773 Před 2 lety +3

      @@Wholesome_Hans I think he's saying that Andrew still thinks Amber Turd is hot...lol I dunno, some guys just like crazy chicks I guess 🤷‍♀️

    • @thecasual7036
      @thecasual7036 Před 2 lety

      Yeah he’s dead wrong😂especially now that we’ve seen how crazy Amber turd really is when it comes to avoiding telling the truth of her lies😂like you pledged money to charity what does that mean you stupid lying crazy woman

    • @Quebonitoeslobonito123
      @Quebonitoeslobonito123 Před 2 lety

      @@twiceshy9773 He’s not making the podcast fun. They just eff around in that podcast, I love it!

  • @Zer-gg6eh
    @Zer-gg6eh Před 2 lety +15

    When andrew said “I just pulled my neck” that shit had me laughing so hard 😭😂

  • @laurenadams4624
    @laurenadams4624 Před 2 lety +6

    “He needs Heard immunity” was my favorite

  • @sabumnimphillips
    @sabumnimphillips Před 2 lety +4

    "For the third time yes." 🤣 🤣 🤣

  • @johnmichaelpatrick369
    @johnmichaelpatrick369 Před 2 lety +30

    By now, EVERYBODY knows the deal...
    I'm just here to support Johnny Depp and his family !!!

  • @chikowashere
    @chikowashere Před 2 lety +95

    Andrew Schultz: great jokes, terrible takes. Every podcast.

    • @llllKyonllll
      @llllKyonllll Před 2 lety +7

      Accurate

    • @DavidPerez-sj6md
      @DavidPerez-sj6md Před 2 lety +10

      It's like he's making content for 14 year olds, but what 14yo cares about Johnny Depp?

    • @tomb6347
      @tomb6347 Před 2 lety +1

      Schultz is a rat faced loud New Yorker reaching his 40s at warp speed who forces an urban black vernacular. The guy is a walking migraine.

    • @babyroo555
      @babyroo555 Před 2 lety +1

      What for example was a terrible take?

    • @RaveSault
      @RaveSault Před 2 lety +1

      Akash is usually the one carrying the hard fax. Usually.

  • @darknight1676
    @darknight1676 Před 2 lety +2

    I've witnessed the growth of this channel, what a hustler, respect & support

  • @ultracon3806
    @ultracon3806 Před 2 lety +44

    Some of these people, especially Andrew Schulz have no idea WTF is going on.

    • @murrayroodbaard207
      @murrayroodbaard207 Před 2 lety +18

      That's you. He was clearly making JOKES, since he is a comedian. It is fucking obvious he is on the Depp-train.

    • @ultracon3806
      @ultracon3806 Před 2 lety +1

      Some of these people; especially Andrew Schulz and Murray Roodbaard, have no idea WTF is going on.

    • @caitthecat
      @caitthecat Před 2 lety

      @@murrayroodbaard207 With that clip, it was not obvious. Calm your tits.

    • @CrzyLion
      @CrzyLion Před 2 lety +2

      i will never cease to be amazed at how many people dont understand the most obvious sarcasm possible. People out here thinking hes actually saying that you should stay with a girl who cuts off fingers if her head is good enough ...Smh

    • @3xotic4mbition
      @3xotic4mbition Před 2 lety +3

      Everyone keeps saying ‘oh he’s just joking’ but that shit wasn’t funny. Couldn’t even pretend to smile. The way his friends egg him on and he acts drunker and drunker is so cringe.

  • @thegraybeard
    @thegraybeard Před 2 lety +33

    Bull Burr on point, as always

  • @hellothere8243
    @hellothere8243 Před 2 lety

    Thank you for this!

  • @JoshnJane
    @JoshnJane Před 2 lety +7

    “You got rid of the greatest pirate you ever had” is the best line ever

  • @KurtI2525
    @KurtI2525 Před 2 lety +36

    Stanhope is another fearless legend, just like Norm and Gottfried were. And like Burr is. These two are still with us! Be grateful!

    • @mr.battle20
      @mr.battle20 Před 2 lety

      Stanhope is a whiny bitch who pitched a temper tantrum because a public function dared to have a preacher say a morning prayer. Screw that guy.

  • @msmay2039
    @msmay2039 Před 2 lety +6

    Bill Burr said it all!!!! Love it 💜 LOL

  • @dadomac3805
    @dadomac3805 Před 2 lety +1

    Was taking a bong hit when this video ended. You owe me a pack. "He stayed" his leg went out and I lost it. Great video man.

  • @RayDickulous80
    @RayDickulous80 Před 2 lety +11

    "You'd understand if somebody said that about me, like he snapped like Posey in the Dirty Dozen..." -The Bill-Burrest analogy I've heard in some time.

  • @nickmussetter9931
    @nickmussetter9931 Před 2 lety +44

    Chris’s impression of Depp is on point💪

    • @checkoutmyjazz1930
      @checkoutmyjazz1930 Před 2 lety

      Joe's is the best!

    • @ChildishGambeaner
      @ChildishGambeaner Před 2 lety

      @@DD-zh4by you're part of cancel culture so you're mad

    • @yaya6509
      @yaya6509 Před 2 lety +3

      Should be on account of how many times he's seen pirates with girls

  • @Alex_Penjamin
    @Alex_Penjamin Před 2 lety +85

    Chris’ impression of Depp lol 😂

    • @RelentlessOhiox
      @RelentlessOhiox Před 2 lety +2

      Had me rolling.
      'Yes'

    • @subzero07094
      @subzero07094 Před 2 lety +15

      His impression of not chasing underage girls around is even better.

    • @carsoncarruthers9606
      @carsoncarruthers9606 Před 2 lety +16

      Who is that guy to talk about accusations? Why is he still around

    • @ChildishGambeaner
      @ChildishGambeaner Před 2 lety

      @@carsoncarruthers9606 because it came out all the girls were lying. So he's the perfect person to talk about accusations

    • @jrb1825
      @jrb1825 Před 2 lety

      @@subzero07094 those allegations were false, titslap.

  • @elviso1572
    @elviso1572 Před 2 lety +1

    nicely put together bro 🤣 keep up the good work 🤙

  • @michaelwilliams5794
    @michaelwilliams5794 Před 2 lety +9

    Bill Burr mentioning Posie from the Dirty Dozen had me in stitches. Absolutely brilliant

  • @MsRollingstone11
    @MsRollingstone11 Před 2 lety +25

    People are sheep. When I first heard the allegations against Johnny my gut reaction was, 'that's bullshit' & I never thought differently.

    • @otis123405
      @otis123405 Před 2 lety +3

      You’re such a badass dude holy shit

    • @kisa4748
      @kisa4748 Před 2 lety

      Critical thinker over here

  • @stainedsteel1
    @stainedsteel1 Před 2 lety +32

    Can we all just agree that D'elia has the best Depp impersonation ever..???

  • @peg9897
    @peg9897 Před 2 lety +28

    Bill Burr is absolutely correct!

  • @jonniliquid9248
    @jonniliquid9248 Před 2 lety +5

    Hopefully this sheds light on Domestic abuse against men.

  • @ROFO79
    @ROFO79 Před 2 lety +6

    The Trials of Johnny Depp:
    Part I: Amber Turd - the Me Poo Movement

  • @chadwickborawski1718
    @chadwickborawski1718 Před 2 lety +11

    Bill Burr's line, "You watch, she'll go to the Beyonce concert('All the women who are independent'), and you watch her throw up her hands" Killed!

  • @tomy5868
    @tomy5868 Před 2 lety

    this is the most information on this trial i have spent time watching.

  • @tammyrizza9962
    @tammyrizza9962 Před 2 lety +5

    Ben: so you drink Whiskey in the mornings?
    Depp: isn't happy hour anytime?
    Johnny Depp hasn't lost his humor! #JusticeForJohnnyDepp

  • @BryceChillis
    @BryceChillis Před 2 lety +6

    lol that busted old lady talking about how johnny aged

  • @roaddog9783
    @roaddog9783 Před 2 lety

    LMFAO I love how you threw that Mark Normand bit in there

  • @willice98
    @willice98 Před 2 lety

    You’re killing it man, non stop content

  • @sleepyproduction7166
    @sleepyproduction7166 Před 2 lety +10

    It’s not common, but I know a dude I grew up with got accused. She came out later and said nothing happened, and her friend who helped her case went to his mom apologizing. He did 6 years, and he’s on the lists. Shit has to suck.

  • @syngen462
    @syngen462 Před 2 lety +9

    We live in a post-truth era. I would be very surprised if JD loses. She takes zero responsibility for anything whatsoever and ironically, I think that will count against her because obviously, it cannot only be him in the wrong. She "cries" on the stand but there are zero tears! She mixes tenses up, past, and present.

  • @rickyhernandez769
    @rickyhernandez769 Před 2 lety +1

    I don’t remember the last time I laughed this hard!

  • @justinburr2790
    @justinburr2790 Před 2 lety +4

    Thank you Bill I wish more people would think like you

  • @binkleyme
    @binkleyme Před 2 lety +40

    That lady talking to Rogan has zero room to talk about looking rough lmfao

    • @drewwil891
      @drewwil891 Před 2 lety +3

      Exactly my thought 😅

    • @blkwolff
      @blkwolff Před 2 lety +6

      seriously he's older than her and looks much younger lmao

    • @oneness70
      @oneness70 Před 2 lety +3

      Exactly. Let's not forget Rogan either, with his hoodies and bald head.....he is not an example of elegance and style either.
      Don't talk sh.t about others, when you look worse than them.

    • @account_nameonline6420
      @account_nameonline6420 Před 2 lety

      @@oneness70 that’s exactly right. Rogan looks like a wrinkled ballsack and I have every right to say that because I do too

    • @forsakenjones4695
      @forsakenjones4695 Před 2 lety +2

      That's a lady?

  • @sabrinimioara8679
    @sabrinimioara8679 Před 2 lety +51

    Bill Burr , as always,never disappoints. I love all other comedians ,but I feel that they are using this opportunity to gane momentum, but they don’t do Justice to the Situation.

    • @bestrealredhed
      @bestrealredhed Před 2 lety

      Stanhope did his best, and long before this trial was even a thought. He's funnier than Burr too.

    • @sp00kyd4ddy6
      @sp00kyd4ddy6 Před 2 lety

      Chris made a very interesting point on how Johnny recognizes how being too touchy feely and dramatic with himself would make him seem less genuine because he's an actor. While showing amber doing the complete opposite

  • @suziecreamcheese211
    @suziecreamcheese211 Před 2 lety +2

    Like someone said if anyone needed an Amber alert, he did.

  • @Spaethon
    @Spaethon Před 2 lety

    This compilation was awesome.

  • @Chris-P
    @Chris-P Před 2 lety +9

    Good 'ol Billy Brass Tacks lol he gets it

  • @jackhanna7426
    @jackhanna7426 Před 2 lety +33

    "Johnny depp looks , what happened" this girl needs a reality check. She should take some her advice as well

    • @LaddRusso91
      @LaddRusso91 Před 2 lety +7

      For how much he supposedly drinks, he looks great.

    • @autumnatic
      @autumnatic Před 2 lety +7

      IKR? Dude looks good for 58! Better than her! lol

    • @crowmedicine3890
      @crowmedicine3890 Před 2 lety +6

      I think Johnny is still looking pretty damn good. He's 58! He's not 28 anymore. Societies expectations are so unrealistic. He's still a beautiful guy.

    • @jackhanna7426
      @jackhanna7426 Před 2 lety +3

      @@crowmedicine3890 he looks better than me and im 28.. people need to see what working 14 to 16 hrs shifts as a chef or any laborious job does to a person

    • @julietigermoon9572
      @julietigermoon9572 Před 2 lety +1

      I thought the same, he rocks a suit 👌🏻

  • @swhite8381
    @swhite8381 Před 2 lety +1

    “ you can’t pray for rain and not deal with the mud”😆

  • @TheOfficialNixx
    @TheOfficialNixx Před 2 lety

    These formats are so good

  • @ahol9120
    @ahol9120 Před 2 lety +19

    Bill Burr is so spot on!

  • @JasonRoeske
    @JasonRoeske Před 2 lety +3

    Heard immunity! Well done Normand lol

  • @highpineapple
    @highpineapple Před 2 lety +2

    Dude in the pirate outfit sounds like he didn't pass 8th grade.

  • @dianethomson3912
    @dianethomson3912 Před 2 lety +1

    'Amber alert' 🤣🤣🤣🤣 what a great way to explain the crazies in the clubs 🤣🤣🤣

  • @Dropshotboy1
    @Dropshotboy1 Před 2 lety +3

    Johnny depp has to sell fecal delivery tees 😂

  • @annaczgli2983
    @annaczgli2983 Před 2 lety +6

    4:28 Sex-Pest Chris D'Elia weighing in on this trial - That's rich 🤮

  • @BillyButler224
    @BillyButler224 Před 2 lety +1

    The dude in the costume is like the kid in school who thinks he's funny but no one else laughs.

  • @krismmm1704
    @krismmm1704 Před 2 lety +1

    Johnny Depp has always talked slowly and calmly, he didn't just start doing it for the trial

  • @psychotogether5114
    @psychotogether5114 Před 2 lety +15

    Heard Immunity. Oh Norman. What a guy.

  • @JD_13
    @JD_13 Před 2 lety +47

    Damn that first 1:40 was excruciating.
    Nice of him to yell half baked one liners at us while his mates are making forced laughter noises off camera.

    • @3xotic4mbition
      @3xotic4mbition Před 2 lety +9

      And every other clip of Andrew 🤦‍♂️

    • @nt1331tn
      @nt1331tn Před 2 lety

      @@3xotic4mbition fuck man just the worst comedian out rn I swear

    • @HnTr_VDH
      @HnTr_VDH Před 2 lety +3

      it was fine tf you mean
      The guys are a bit too loud and obnoxious as a pod for me but give yourself as much time as possible and try to write a single better oneliner than him. those jokes arent suppose to be high-brow or well written comedy

    • @JD_13
      @JD_13 Před 2 lety +2

      @@HnTr_VDH how did you come here annoyed with someone else’s observation, and then go on to say that they ARE loud, obnoxious and not producing well written comedy? 🤦‍♂️

    • @andikanotung4808
      @andikanotung4808 Před 2 lety

      @@HnTr_VDH I agree that first bit was decent but the the other clips were very loud and imo unfunny.

  • @ryanharnell9268
    @ryanharnell9268 Před 2 lety

    Great editing 👍❤

  • @joshuaryan1924
    @joshuaryan1924 Před 2 lety

    Thank you joke world