I don't know anyone who loves their wife more than Tim. I have known Tim & Heather since before they were married, and they are truly a match made in Heaven.
My mom actually met both of them while they were in the waiting room in for a massage. They just all talked in their bathrobes. Lol Pretty cool. She said they were so down to earth.
Ok, I swear, when I met him, I just wanted to burst out laughing, thinking about everything he's done, and the first thing that popped into my head was "I love my little helper in the car!" HAHAHA, Lord bless this wonderful man!
Holy cow! I was just at Paducah last night and after Tim's show I got my ticket sighted and a hug from Mr. Hawkins! My mom was being so embarrassing. She was like the thing that didn't shut up. Although I was the same on the inside. (No regrets)
The worst for me is parking lots. I know how to find a parking space. I just park in the first convenient one that I find. She prefers to endlessly circle the entire parking lot and find the space that is the absolute closest, and she gets annoyed when I don't do the same. I've almost gotten to the point that when we pull into a parking lot I want to stop the car and say "OK, you can take over now."
I am 36 and single. As you can probably tell, I've never had a problem with where to park my car lol. But, I am open to change if I get married someday.
Pull up to the entrance and let her out and go find a space, then if you must save her the needed exercise, go get the car after you check out and pick her up - married guys are stupid ~
Oh man, this is so funny. My whole family went on a long trip (11 hour drive one way) several years ago and we took two cars. My dad drove on with Mum and the youngest kids and I drove the other with the older kids (I was the oldest and so we only had three qualified drivers: Dad, Mum and myself). Well, mum would barely get in the car and zonk out. Everytime we stopped for gas, she'd stumble out of the passenger seat of Dad's car, yawning and bleary-eyed. And everytime, she asked if one of us wanted her to drive. Dad laughed and said with her falling asleep two seconds after the door shut, he thought she'd just better take the rest instead. 😂
I love how people call Tim a chauvinist pig when men do the same thing to women, this has nothing to do with women it has to do with marriage get over yourself, also do you honestly think he would do something to make his wife look bad? Come on people.
“You know men have the most accidents?” “Gee I wonder why that is. Let me ponder that for a nanosecond. BING! It’s cause the woman-.” *weird screeching sound*
Hahaha! My HUSBAND is MY HELPER in the car. Complete role reversal! Normally, I refuse to drive if he's in the car with me, he is that exasperating. Yet, there are times he insists on me driving. Here on out, I will try to think of this video and laugh it off more often. Tim's hilarious!
When he got to the story about his wife at 2 in the morning.......I just.......oh man. I'm crying so hard that's how funny it was to me. Even after 3 times. :D :D
I was driving late at night with my mom and sisters in the back (full size van, so one seat for each). We went through some construction where the entrance to some bridges were being replaced. For three or so bridges, there was a 2-4 foot bit of gravel followed by a small bump. Then the last bridge came up, and the gravel was almost twice as long. And the bump was almost twice as tall. My mom sat up and screamed at the top of her ability! Needless to say, I was awake for a while! ;)
I had a teacher in 11th grade and he always let us watch Tim Hawkins if we didn't have anything else to do. That was my favorite class. 😂
Shaylynn Stull As a future teacher, I wanna do that!!!
I had a teacher that would play Disney movies all the time and another that would give us snacks on Fridays and it made all my friends jealous
Shaylynn Michelle how cool!💯👍
I'm in 11th grade. Boy I wish I had teachers like that.
Shaylynn Michelle my teacher did that 2
I don't know anyone who loves their wife more than Tim. I have known Tim & Heather since before they were married, and they are truly a match made in Heaven.
I'm lucky then, because I want to know if she's okay. Didn't she have cancer?
Caitlyn Hoover praise the LORD!
My mom actually met both of them while they were in the waiting room in for a massage. They just all talked in their bathrobes. Lol Pretty cool. She said they were so down to earth.
Awesome. I bet she laughs as much as we do
Love this comment. She sounds like a trooper being married to Tim’s goofy self 😂
"You want me to drive?"
"What would Jesus do...I don't think so!"
XD
i love that part
wryidhsbj
Jesus would take the wheel obviously.
"You know men have the most accidents."
Gee, I wonder why that is. Hahahahaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! This killed me
Jacob Garcia y'all . And more men drive than women
My wife says "This is NOT funny."
Then why are my eyes tearing up?!
IdahoViewing Your wife need to get a sense of humor. I am a woman and I find it to be hilarious and true.
You need to learn how to read innuendo. She was laughing her all off while she said it.
Your wife needs to lighten up. As a woman, and someone's future wife, I find it hilarious.
I bet shes a big help in the car ;)
Because you have a sense of humor😊.
Ok, I swear, when I met him, I just wanted to burst out laughing, thinking about everything he's done, and the first thing that popped into my head was "I love my little helper in the car!" HAHAHA, Lord bless this wonderful man!
Tim Hawkins is the best comedian of the 21st century
Besides josh wolf
The ending seriously just killed me omg, so funny!
you can always tell when someone is a good comedian when they crack themselves up
Not necessarily. Spike Milligan used to laugh at his own jokes to an embarrassing extent, no matter how unfunny they were.
Shane Gillis laughs at himself and he's in the top three.
Helper in the Car...my husband can sooo relate. :)
Rainbow Gardens your poor husband
@@jasondudenkov7643 bro 🤣
DON'T!
We were in the car at a store and this elderly man was directing his wife parking a car like those guys directing airplanes.
Lol! Good one!
Marriage: "It's so beneficial!"
Awesome!
I love my little helper in the car. Lol
This is completely my mother in the car when my dad is driving! lol I could not stop stop laughing! lol
UUUURRRRRHHHH........ARE YOU OKAY.......DO YOU WANT ME TO DRIVE?!?!?
I'm laughing so hard, I really I'm hurting and having tears. :-D It takes quite a bit to do that to me.
If that thing ever snaps in half, I got you to back me up!
XD
Holy cow! I was just at Paducah last night and after Tim's show I got my ticket sighted and a hug from Mr. Hawkins! My mom was being so embarrassing. She was like the thing that didn't shut up. Although I was the same on the inside. (No regrets)
The worst for me is parking lots. I know how to find a parking space. I just park in the first convenient one that I find. She prefers to endlessly circle the entire parking lot and find the space that is the absolute closest, and she gets annoyed when I don't do the same. I've almost gotten to the point that when we pull into a parking lot I want to stop the car and say "OK, you can take over now."
I am 36 and single. As you can probably tell, I've never had a problem with where to park my car lol. But, I am open to change if I get married someday.
Pull up to the entrance and let her out and go find a space, then if you must save her the needed exercise, go get the car after you check out and pick her up - married guys are stupid ~
I always park farther out.. for exercise. My helper not so pleased LOL
Oh man, this is so funny. My whole family went on a long trip (11 hour drive one way) several years ago and we took two cars. My dad drove on with Mum and the youngest kids and I drove the other with the older kids (I was the oldest and so we only had three qualified drivers: Dad, Mum and myself). Well, mum would barely get in the car and zonk out. Everytime we stopped for gas, she'd stumble out of the passenger seat of Dad's car, yawning and bleary-eyed. And everytime, she asked if one of us wanted her to drive. Dad laughed and said with her falling asleep two seconds after the door shut, he thought she'd just better take the rest instead. 😂
This is one of my favorite bits Tim does. She so hepfuwl in da cawrrr. Lol!!!
I dying here!!! love this guy!!
heh..."What was that?!?!?!?!"...."That was the garage door opening, sweetheart. Can you get me a change of pants before we go?" LOL xD
That's one of me favorite parts 😂😂
Same!! So is the "What would Jesus do?" at the end!
heh....esp. that version of "the noise"....I'd've been like "I could ask the same of you...you just sounded you were dying" XD
That voice is amazing!
'..If it ever snaps in half i got you tobackmeUP!'
How have I never heard of him? Oh my God I'm dying.
i love that " what would jesus do ... i dont think so"
This is so funny..my little helper just always drives .
I downloaded all of the Tim hawkins videos!
"It's green!"
"Thank you honey. I thought the light was purple."
Bruh, I am going to be honest, I think you are the best comedian I've ever seen and heard!!
I love how people call Tim a chauvinist pig when men do the same thing to women, this has nothing to do with women it has to do with marriage get over yourself, also do you honestly think he would do something to make his wife look bad? Come on people.
Get over your self. Take a joke for once.
Um I'm defending Tim Hawkins dude how am I being self righteous
Sorry. I read your comment wrong lol
It's cool, I'm going after the feminazis
I love Tim Hawkins and I have this album.
tim hawkins your awesome!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
justin shaw you're*
I just discovered his chic fil a reel on Instagram...this guy is freaking funny
Love his voice in it!
He loves to live in the edge! 😆
Oh my stars...great stress relief!
hahahahaha!!!! oh my. we are not alone! hahahaha!!!
My husband and I fixed this problem, its real simple- I drive.
Never heard of this guy freeken great
“You know men have the most accidents?”
“Gee I wonder why that is. Let me ponder that for a nanosecond. BING! It’s cause the woman-.”
*weird screeching sound*
I love this
I'm crying and I can't breathe send help lol 😂
"Thanks Captain Prism!"
oh.... i love tim hawkins!!!!!! i cant wait 2 c him at the roanoke va extraordinary womens conference!!!!
oh my god i think i stopped breathing i was laughing so hard lol
I love you Tim Hawkins you rock
helper in the car :o) too funny!
That’s sooooo me! I just laughed so hard with tears!
I laughed so hard I fell out of my bunk bed
Is it me or does he sound like Robin Williams?
CrushyGirl Dee -
He's basically the G-rated version of Robin Williams
@@MasterAnakinSkyWalker If they ever make a movie about Robin Williams Tim needs to portray him, the only person who can pull it off
looooooove this vid.
HAHAHAHAHAHA!! I always know how fast I'm goin'!!
oh gosh he makes me laugh till it hurts! XD
thanks for the backup!!!
I know right =) I just bought his RockShow Comedy tour DVD and I was eating my dinner and watching this DVD and you know what happens next
These is great!
"She always knows how fast im going!!!!" hahahahhha
Showed this to my parents. My mom about died laughing
You gotta love the way he's talking. :)
Let me ponder that for a nano second-DING!
Hahaha!
My HUSBAND is MY HELPER in the car. Complete role reversal! Normally, I refuse to drive if he's in the car with me, he is that exasperating. Yet, there are times he insists on me driving. Here on out, I will try to think of this video and laugh it off more often.
Tim's hilarious!
When I was practicing my driving last year my mom was my helper she kind of still is after I got my license 😂 but I love her
I am so guilty of this LOL my poor husband ;)
Hey, I got a helper too. Didn't know I was supposed to thank her.
"I wanna go faster, but I just don't think I should." Hahahahahahaha
I'm "the wife" here, and this is funny as hell! 🤣
I showed this to my wife and she wasn't amused.
She knows it’s accurate.
Mine was
i love his voice in this video
Hes so funny god bless him
I totally agree!
Brilliant
Tim Hawkins is the reason I decide to live. 😂😂
Good choice
When he got to the story about his wife at 2 in the morning.......I just.......oh man. I'm crying so hard that's how funny it was to me. Even after 3 times. :D :D
Love this vid! :)
I was driving late at night with my mom and sisters in the back (full size van, so one seat for each). We went through some construction where the entrance to some bridges were being replaced. For three or so bridges, there was a 2-4 foot bit of gravel followed by a small bump. Then the last bridge came up, and the gravel was almost twice as long. And the bump was almost twice as tall.
My mom sat up and screamed at the top of her ability!
Needless to say, I was awake for a while! ;)
I love this guy so much!
My dad loves this video. My mom hated it. It’s so accurate. 😂😂
Love you Tim
Haha love this!!
he reminds me of the kids show "sid the science kid" lol used to watch that ages ago.
OMG! all this just happened last week! hahahaahahahahaah
HIS VOICE!!!!!!!! OMG!
Thanks :)
this reminds me of my parents!!LOL
I love my little helper in the car!
XD Tim Hawkins is awesome!
" she's very helpful in da car, I always know how fast I'm goin' , she lets me know!"
Love him
its so beneficial lol i love him
This is hilarious!
Big Head Kid style.
❤
Omg I love him 😅
I've had a little helper in the car for 22 years now. 😬😂
This is the best voice he does!!! :P
His funny voice in this video reminds me of Carter the Church Assistant!!!!
Great humor. "Did u know men get in the most car accidents?" "I wonder why."
I just my witle helper shes so helpful
thanks captain prism lol makes me so happy
This is great! BTW don't watch this while eating...you just might choke!!! Tim is so funny!