Cult of the Baer (Ep. 1)
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- čas přidán 4. 08. 2022
- Cult of the Lamb: store.steampowered.com/app/13...
Baer plays Cult of the Lamb, which would be the end result of a ritual performed to combine the concentrated essences of Stardew Valley, Darkest Dungeon and Happy Tree Friends.
From the developer: "Start your own cult in a land of false prophets, venturing out into diverse and mysterious regions to build a loyal community of woodland Followers and spread your Word to become the one true cult."
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For clarification: Since channel points were released on Twitch, we've had a 1 million point reward titled "end the stream immediately" which was redeemed at the end of this VOD, hence the sketch.
Oh my lord someone finally hit it
The end times have finally come
Could it be the power of Baertaffy Plushie, the harbinger of death?!
It's clever of you to even prepare a sketch for that haha
I really thought Devolver just set a limit of up to the 2nd Act and this was a planned exit lol
That was really good timing
This is funny because it means you wanted to keep going, possibly for several more hours if I know this game
This game has that Happy Tree Friends quality of being absolutely adorable and so much more screwed up because of it
Really makes that blood sacrifice and cannibalism go down easier.
And this is how animal crossing would be if Tom Nook was replaced by something 54% less evil
I didn't realize you were raised Mormon. Glad to see you got out of that cult
How is Mormonism cultish?
@@dedxz2475 Don't worry about it. Most people who have the time to comment on the internet think anyone who believes in anything is a mindless brainwashed zombie.
@@gmork1090 As someone who has almost entirely mormon family members, its a cult. The only reason someone might they it's not, is if they haven't learned anything about it at all.
@@gmork1090stfu Mormonism Is an actual cult that people need to claw their way out of.
Charlie the unicorn reference in the beginning was a nice throwback. Like the game and will get it once its out for us non-believers.
"Once, in a land far away, on a beautiful day,
On a wide grassy knoll,
There was a cute little sheep, who was drifting to sleep,
When the earth opened up...
... and swallowed him whole!
Way down in the fiery lake, Lucifer had a lot at steak,
But he wanted some lamb chops instead, and Shari Lewis wasn't dead,
So he kidnapped some virgin wool, grabbed its soul and began to pull,
But he never thought that the lamb he'd caught
Would rebel and then conquer and rule.
Now he's Fenton, Lord of the Inferno,
Fenton, Demon King of the Dell,
Fenton, eyes of flame, breath of Sterno,
Fenton, Death Sheep from Hell.
BAA-AA-AHH!
He's right out of a storybook, but the signs are there if you know to look,
Nasty moustache on his face, sheep are tenors, but this one's a bass,
It's a nearly complete disguise, except for the fangs and the glowing eyes,
If the lion lies down with the lamb, he'll be found
In three pieces of varying size.
Thanks to Fenton, Overlord of the Ovis,
Fen-Tongue, does his breath ever smell.
Fenton, chew some parsley or clove-is,
Fenton, Death Sheep from Hell.
He's a strategist and a conspirer, with a few dozen enemies' lists,
And the Weekly World News and Enquirer are afraid to admit he exists.
He's a devious mind without equals, and if you're convinced that I'm wrong,
Take a look at the various sequels that I'm going to write to this song!
Death Sheep from Hell is the first, you see,
Who he is, how he came to be,
Then it's done, but what can you do
To stop the shear terror of Fenton 2?
The story would not be complete
Without Death Sheep 3: The Last Heart Bleat.
Apparently killed, he comes back for more
In the savage sequel, Death Sheep 4:
Lamb of doom, baa-ba-baa-baa, baa-ba-baa-ba-baa,
Lamb of doom, baa-ba-baa-baa, baa-ba-baa-ba-baa.
After that one, we get to meet Olga, the one girl sheep to whom he is true,
And their lovemaking gets pretty vulgah in Death Sheep 5: Ewe Devil, Ewe!
But the forces of goodness are scheming to slay him and bring the world peace,
And you'll spend nearly two hours screaming at Fenton 6: Rest in Fleece.
And after it's over, he'll be in the cool earth,
At rest in the clover... hmm. What is his wool worth?
But don't think that Heaven is finally winning --
Watch for Death Sheep 7: A New Baa-Ginning!
Starring Fenton, he's a cuddly disaster,
Fenton, and I'm hoping he'll sell,
Fenton, Dark Prince of the pasture,
I'll send Spielberg an offer letter --
If he won't bite, a demonic sweater --
What could be better than Fenton, the Death Sheep from Hell!
BAA-AA-AHH!"
Sheep Marketing Ploy - Tom Smith
Welp. About 5 minutes in and I already pre-ordered. This is right up my alley, especially with Baer playing.
exactly the same here lol
Same here too ^^
me too!! what platform did you guys get it on?
Darn you baer. I would watch but I already pre-order it and don't want to be spoiled. Hope you enjoy this game
hope you enjoy the game when it releases!
Hell yeah I had a feeling this would be something you'd play, can't wait for it to come out for ps4
Oml these voices are literally PERFECT it makes this such a fun watch of such a cool game!!!
Bear. you are the shepherd, they are the sheep. The shepherd takes care and looks after their flock, a flock can't look after themselves nor can they look after the shepherd in return.
What is a shepherd without a flock. Baer is about to find out.
That one guy... is that a fisherman, or really a manfish fisher? A fisherfish.
2:11:50 should we go vegetarian or canibal, don't we all ask this question at least twice a day?
Loving this game so far. Great to see you play something different
Make sure to use your map to insure that you get everything a run has to offer.
Baer sounds like malbolsha from spawn when doing the deep boss voice lol
So excited for this series Baer!!
Love the precursor statue voice
I want this game but at the same time I’m on the fence so I’m glad you’re playing it!
Cultists ar 2:22:44 : we must pray to the mighty light!
Baer: it ain't got no gas in it
TWITCH CHAT FINALLY DID IT they shut the stream down xDD
Reminds me a bit of the christmas critter south park episode
The speech on limitless storage in video games got me. Where do I sign up for this cult? 😜
in the work wheel 1 option is for them to tend farm so you dont have to
I appreciate the effort you put into voice acting Baer (while also agreeing that you absolutely shouldn't have to jack up your voice to do it)! :)
fantastic video baer:))
LeMar went god tier in that sub.
This has very South Park Woodland Critter Christmas vibes.
You sold me on this game.
Im curious; I preordered the full release on steam but I was wondering if there are known plans for this coming to console?
If so Im telling people about it
It's coming to Switch, Playstation and Xbox
31:12 but now your beautiful face is covered on mobile by your channel icon in the CZcams vod
WHAT? Why can you play? I'm dying for the release.
me too don't worry you are not alone
Some how, I misremember that this game release date was Aug. 5...
my god. it happened. it finally happened.
I broke the likes from 666 to 667.
SHUT IT DOWN
29:14 Amdusias is neither a unicorn nor music themed. 0/10 worst game ever.