I pretended to be a noob in Rise of Nations... This happened
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- čas přidán 15. 06. 2024
- I cannot believe I managed to ____ as Portugal in Rise of Nations! France was a nice person and Serbia was just trolling me by spamming Fr*nch, but at the end of the day, was it worth it?
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Rise of Nations, often referred to as RoN or RON, is a captivating Geo-political strategy war game that immerses players in the intricate world of global politics and military maneuvering. In this game, your primary objective is to lead your chosen nation to supremacy, offering two distinct paths to achieve greatness: through military conquest and territorial expansion or through the art of economic growth and development. - Hry
spain reconsidering its life after a "noob" repelled his attacks:
Real
"for some reason i needed money"
yeah, i really wonder why
I really really wonder
"I pretended to be a noob."
You didn’t need to pretend.. France literally carried you.
Ye
Well, he was playing Portugal and had to try and act like a noob
Think you missed the point of the video, he pretends to be a noob the entire game
@@Hg-vl6fk nah I think he's right, I gotta change my yt title to:
"FRANCE CARRIED ME IN RISE OF NATIONS BECAUSE I'M A NOOB"
not that much
i like the part where you actually won, instead of being detroyed and peacing spain
Uhhhhhh
🤫🤫🤫🤫🤫
good video I liked watching it bc its always so interesting to see how other people play rise of nations!
thanks
Chess pieces be like: Queen: UK Rook: England Bishop: Scotland Knight be like: AHHHHHHGGGHHHHHH
If u get what the knight moves like you’ve been saved from the dark
@@jjyywei crazy knight formations
Idk man Knight just moves like the iron cross
exaclty
@@SuspiciousRNDER VATERLAND VORKKKK
no wonder you lost 😭😭😭 you used the worst defense doctrine in the game
Maybe I am a noob fr
sacrebleu you spoiled it for me :(
if he used specialization it is the better one
@@SwediMonke static lines is better
@@drycable no specialization got a buff and now it is better at attack and defense and to finish that off it also starts of (at maxed doctrine) full experience which also gives a huge boost to attack and defense
yo i love the lets game it out song!! nice vid
Thanks
"wait you can invade countries in this game?"
"5 hours later"
"I have the entire world."
@@SuspiciousRN average lets game it out video but dang imagine if he played rise of nations lol
I'm gonna kidnap h- so he will play rise of Nations 😃 😊 😀
Jk it's a joke hokheoejeifjeeheejj3j3hhijehejeheje
@@SuspiciousRN nah thats crazy lol but imagine if he played anything on roblox or even minecraft he would mine the entire world
Gotta give props to you for telling us the names of the songs used. Also love ur content, keep up the great work 👍
Thank you 👍
We need more of this good stuff
Such a small youtuber that deserves at LEAST 1K. Road to 1k! #roadto1K
ur comment was held for review for what I'm guessing is the hashtag
ty btw
bro should have made the factories on the islands and then tanks
true
Like the songs
6:18 the song name💀
Also you will summon the entire gd fandom with that somg
For real
lmao i loved the tf2 soundtrack, just so random for a game like ron
Thanks, I wish I added the Spy's theme intro thingy somewhere in the video too but Idk but yeah lol
That moment when you're playing Mexico and a noob America attacks you with only infantry spam so you fortify Mexico City with 900k men with the highest level and Mountain spec
yea
Ok the lesson of the story is that you have to suck up to a stronger power got it.
What i hate about this game is that the research took extremely long even with max spending i have to wait a long time. So i usually join an old server.
well fair I usually dont join older servers to do stuff like that but yh
I prefer the old servers, but its mostly a gamble like, Its either some random Oceania island dominating half of the world, Or the world being all released states but as puppets, or scorched cities in half of the world, or intense corruption, but sometimes when you get lucky, you get a juicy one.
U can get quantum in 2021 or 2022 with the proper set up
@@code3lite837 true
I want to learn how to play this game again. It’s genuinely interesting and fun
yeah you should ig
Even tough i didnt continue to play after 8 months, i still remember the. controls
nice
same, but 4 months for me
6:53 hi everybody! its josh, and welcome to lets game it out! in todays video, were gonna be playing rise of nations!
Imagine though, that'd be nice if he played
@@SuspiciousRN how did you read my mind
Finally found the lets game it out intro. Its called Arty Party by Porter Productions (its on premiumbeat couldnt find it on youtube)
Ah makes sense
Thanks
I make them think I am a pro, and then get absolutely demolished. Then they take a blood test and realise I AM THEIR FATHER YAHAHAHAHAHAH YAHAHAHAHHAHA YAAHHAHAHA MACH 20
act weak when strong and act strong when weak; sun tzu art of war
@@SuspiciousRN lmao
@@TopatTom lmao indeed
The corrupted audio name is River twygz bed from super paper mario 4:23
Ah okay
one time i asked how to play and someone wanted me to cede my capital to them 💀
😭 💀
Never under estimate new players
Once they know how to scorch and spam its over. You may get their land but your economy and stability will suffer
It's over
Military theory adopts absolute defense / Infantry technology must at least have anti-tank technology / If you have money, build more artillery. / I think spain player is noob because he has too few troops and relies too much on tanks and he missed the best opportunity to attack (In the game "Rise of Nations", as long as the opponent is not AI, you should attack with all your strength.)
yea
5:02 bro left the game 😂
Alright
i think france made it their lifes goal to protect poor little portugal
yeah
china is such a nice dude in the chat
I agree bro
why is it so blurry even on 4k 🙏
because!!!
the god is here
Here somewhere
@@SuspiciousRN yes
whys the editing on this actually kinda fire
ask Suspicious_Rn, He made the video- Oh that's me.. Uhh because it was alright
lmao @@SuspiciousRN
@@incident_confirmed btw I use child labour (myself) to make all theese good videos, thats why
yahoo!
As an antartican nationalist, I am offended you have not represented us in a conquest.
Hmm interesting peace deal my man, looks interesting
@@SuspiciousRN accept or face the penguin army’s fury.
I dont see the difference between 4k and 480p💀
exactly
The fact that I have played this game for 3 years and I’m so fucking bad is wild
Ah I love you so much I love you so much I love you so much my love and happiness to you and your family and your family and family and family members and you are you potato and you are you potato and you are you potato and you are you potato and you are you potato and you are you potato and you are you potato and you are you potato and you are you potato and you are you potato and you are not this one 💗
@@SuspiciousRN um what?
I have never lost a player war
I’ve never fought against anyone actually good either
Why portug does have galicia in thumbnail 🤨
@@HistoricalTeacher778 cuz i got that In thr video
@@SuspiciousRN but bro got destroyed by france 💀
@@HistoricalTeacher778 real
I’m kinda new here can you guide me on this game?
uhhh maybe
@@SuspiciousRN okay great 😊
This was written for some one else few days prior but feel free to read this if you want.
Firstly: How to make factories, how to use them correctly?
Electronics Factories require 2 Gold 2 Copper and you can make them to get elecs (electronics parts) and you can sell 1-5 electronic parts to most countries for a stable early game income
Steel & Motor factories: useful to make tanks and a process to making consumers goods which make your country more stable and are good to sell for a high income, you need steel for a motor factory
Fertilizer Factories: useful for making civil factories (consumer goods) Requires 3,5 Phosphate
Civilian Factories: Usefull for geting a high income if sold correctly, you can sell from 1-200 consumers depending on the country's economy.
Defense: How to defend? Using the electronic factory's strategies you can build yourself a decent income early game, with that you can make
Fortifications: build them on hilly/mountainous terrain, factories, capitals, large cities, buildings, airports, ports or everywhere. forts are more expensive if on larger city though. forts make resistance higher. troops on forts have more defense bonus
Artillery: Arty (artillery) can bombard units from a distance away in your favor
Doctrines: Static lines or Specilization, I use spec (specialization) but I used to use Static lines or Stalwart defense, using specialization is good, but you can go for the terrain or biome types like that mountain thingy which in any type of hilly/mountainous terrain it will give your troops an attacking or defending bonus
Attrition (Scorching) : Scorching land is a last resort... or just to make a wall of fire to separate the invading forces for a moment
idk what else ig
AI Luring: country A (Example France) you want to attack it as the country of Algeria, right?
what do you do?
well you send troops to Corsica (Island) and you wait for their troops to ram into yours and kill themselves as your troops have an defending bonus of 1.37x I think
but you can also give yourself a Destroyer, Frigate or Submarine to intercept them and kill them
boom now France (AI) has no troops and you can easily invade them.
@@SuspiciousRN ok thanks bro I’ll read it now
have you finished reading it?
No hoi4?
🥺
no Hoi4 (im tearing up too)
video thinks this is rise of nations from 2003
bruhhhhhh
Yoo I was in a video?? I was abania
thanks for telling me, I'll use the youtube editor to blur out your name, maybe remoiving this video is easier anyway.
nah im kidding, nice man
Tbh I’m a noob watching 😂, can you teach me some stuff?
Eh sure I can teach you some stuff.
Firstly: How to make factories, how to use them correctly?
Electronics Factories require 2 Gold 2 Copper and you can make them to get elecs (electronics parts) and you can sell 1-5 electronic parts to most countries for a stable early game income
Steel & Motor factories: useful to make tanks and a process to making consumers goods which make your country more stable and are good to sell for a high income, you need steel for a motor factory
Fertilizer Factories: useful for making civil factories (consumer goods) Requires 3,5 Phosphate
Civilian Factories: Usefull for geting a high income if sold correctly, you can sell from 1-200 consumers depending on the country's economy.
Defense: How to defend? Using the electronic factory's strategies you can build yourself a decent income early game, with that you can make
Fortifications: build them on hilly/mountainous terrain, factories, capitals, large cities, buildings, airports, ports or everywhere. forts are more expensive if on larger city though. forts make resistance higher. troops on forts have more defense bonus
Artillery: Arty (artillery) can bombard units from a distance away in your favor
Doctrines: Static lines or Specilization, I use spec (specialization) but I used to use Static lines or Stalwart defense, using specialization is good, but you can go for the terrain or biome types like that mountain thingy which in any type of hilly/mountainous terrain it will give your troops an attacking or defending bonus
Attrition (Scorching) : Scorching land is a last resort... or just to make a wall of fire to separate the invading forces for a moment
idk what else ig
AI Luring: country A (Example France) you want to attack it as the country of Algeria, right?
what do you do?
well you send troops to Corsica (Island) and you wait for their troops to ram into yours and kill themselves as your troops have an defending bonus of 1.37x I think
but you can also give yourself a Destroyer, Frigate or Submarine to intercept them and kill them
boom now France (AI) has no troops and you can easily invade them.
@@SuspiciousRN dam thx this helped a lot
Sorry for making you read 📚 that much
TUGALANDIA REPRESENTATION RAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
As an french, thos os a very offensive video, because you censored french, and saying fr*nch or fr*nce (ALSO DONT YOU DARE SAY WOMP WOMP)
can you play as eritrea?
maybe
@@SuspiciousRN PLEASE DO
@@SuspiciousRN IF YOU DO IT ME AND MY FAMILY WILL BE SO HAPPY
@@eritreancamels8386 I'll think about it ❤
@@SuspiciousRN ok thank you
Thanks for playing my country lol
I'm deleting this video
@@SuspiciousRNPlease do not
@@estevesmartinsmartim fair. It has 10k views
@@SuspiciousRN):
i got 1.8m exp and u play better then me
nah, you play better than me
I also can't tell if this is sarcasm or not because I have 6,6 million xp, ofc I play better
in this video I pretend I'm new not I'm new, idk
@@SuspiciousRN i counted it wrong bro u. have 6m not 600k
@@ramimourad2369 ah Understandable.
Yeah he isnt a to good player hes average player a noob he isnt tho. I mean he couldve done things alot better like tech doectrines spending policies etc war groups and so on and some terrain strategisation to get the w against spain and couldve used a bit of navy superiority with 1 destroyer and training it for 10 sec to win agaisnt spains destroyer.also some forts at the start of the game at the small mountains portugal has.
don’t use static lines it’s useless, same as mass attack, use either specialisation or manoeuvre warfare
alright, I will keep this in mind when making my next videos, my next video that I already recorded has static lines so please dont shout at me because I can't change the pas-
I know this is just information but I'm about to rant for the next half an hour
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so- nah I'm kidding, thanks for the comment and tip
@@SuspiciousRN don’t worry, I’m not shouting, btw your welcome
Manoeuvre warfare= for tanks
Specialisation= for infantry
@@NormalChristianFella ikik thanks
@@SuspiciousRN your welcome
What's your favorite color, say hex
Hex code
#BA5D12
@@SuspiciousRN Nice, that's pretty unique! shades of orange/brown are usually the least favorites of people
@@YaganFamski why'd you ask anyway lol
@@SuspiciousRN Well "say hex" is similar to "say gex" but it makes sense and isn't about a marginalized group
hex
i'm sorry but wtf are you doing?
idk
wow
Wow
wow
wow
Dawg just purchase Hearts of iron
why though?
@@SuspiciousRN It's like RoN but better
Oh, so you like that game?
Name every unique feature it has compared to Roblox Rise of Nations.
Nah but fr I'm just gonna stick to playing what I am doing right now
dude your video failed you didnt do anything and while i was watching i actually thought you were a noob
Maybe I am a noob
You don't need fake noob u already noob bruh u defend plan so weak to compare to an mid experience player
@@SuspiciousRN ngl I recommend u use leader
@@TBNgamesvn yea
you are a noob
In most aspects of this game I'm experienced at but some can still improve if that's what your hypothesis is
BRO MY FRIEND WAS IN THE SERVER LIO HE IS LIO_SPIELER
LOL nice