We've got hospitals full of war vets who look like this. We just make sure that they are tucked away out of sight so that we don't lose our appetite for war.
My husband is a vet, and yes it's horrible what happens to them and how we as a society treat our injured vets. However, can you not see the difference between someone who volunteers to serve the country knowing the possible consequences and a woman who was viciously and randomly maimed by a pet chimp (not even hers if I remember correctly)?
My favorite one is when they have a great call with an angry lady with the dead husband or whatever and Opie blasts his stupid song over anyone talking for like 4 minutes
As soon as I read this I was thinking “hmm, Opie doesn’t seem to bad today with the soundboard” and then *boom* I was berated with the repeated sound of homer laughing to the point where I couldnt even make out what was being said...
+Mike Mike Both correct. Chimp muscle density is hard to imagine. A 150 lb chimp could literally rip a full grown man's limbs out of socket. Add sharp fangs and the ability to plan and feel complex emotions (such as jealousy, or resentment) and they clearly dont make good pets.
how is this better than death? fuck, is there some sort of waiver i can sign to initiate death if i ever lose my fucking face, eyes, jaw, hands, and/or genitals! fuck that!
I learned that these guys will hand a cake to a homeless man and stomp on it in front of him, but tooling on a woman who agreed to go on national tv, regardless of her condition, is too far for them.
I've laughed at some pretty bad things before & have questioned my own character for watching shit like this,but I'm having trouble finding the humor in this. WTF is wrong with these guys??
I'm an ICU nurse and we joke about some pretty awful things too. (Not around the patients obviously.) It's a coping mechanism, basically. The alternative to joking is to wallow in the pure existential horror of what you're seeing, and if you do that all day you'll end up hanging yourself pretty quickly. It releases the pressure.
I'm sorry, personally I'd rather die than to have to live like this. I'd also choose ears over eyes....I can't live without music. At least I've seen sunrises, sunsets, stars, the moon, the ocean, etc. New music keeps coming, and I keep playing. Music is my oxygen, but everyone is different. I like having all my senses.
We've got hospitals full of war vets who look like this. We just make sure that they are tucked away out of sight so that we don't lose our appetite for war.
Maaaaaaan
Jack Grattan So true. Good on you for bringing this to attention though.
+cflores1889 Hahaha...
really? i was in Palo Alto after suffering a head injury so i was in with the worst of the worst injuries... didn't see *ANYONE* who looked that bad.
My husband is a vet, and yes it's horrible what happens to them and how we as a society treat our injured vets. However, can you not see the difference between someone who volunteers to serve the country knowing the possible consequences and a woman who was viciously and randomly maimed by a pet chimp (not even hers if I remember correctly)?
dopie with the sound board never ceases to beat a bit to the ground
f2bacon never
My favorite one is when they have a great call with an angry lady with the dead husband or whatever and Opie blasts his stupid song over anyone talking for like 4 minutes
That’s his greatest resource... a laugh track. It is truly pathetic
I FEEEEL ALLLLLRIIIIIGHT!
As soon as I read this I was thinking “hmm, Opie doesn’t seem to bad today with the soundboard” and then *boom* I was berated with the repeated sound of homer laughing to the point where I couldnt even make out what was being said...
Chip attack lady? What did we get in a fight or sumptin?
TheRealEzzy ohhh shit, nice
Tairy Hesticles Tiss tiss.
whas THAT?
HOMERUN
Every time I wanna say that it’s a horrible joke but then I realize I’m laughing and that’s the fuckin point
"When did the doctors tell you you look like a character from fraggle rock"- oh fuck, lmao!
"Why do think, asshole." Holy shit, I would've had stroke if she said that. XD
I can laugh at a lot of things, but an innocent lady's personal Hell isn't one. Poor fucking woman
+Mike Mike And chimps are stronger than 10 men. Ive read that they intentionally go for eyes and genitals, and then work from there. They're not pets
+Mike Mike Both correct. Chimp muscle density is hard to imagine. A 150 lb chimp could literally rip a full grown man's limbs out of socket. Add sharp fangs and the ability to plan and feel complex emotions (such as jealousy, or resentment) and they clearly dont make good pets.
how is this better than death? fuck, is there some sort of waiver i can sign to initiate death if i ever lose my fucking face, eyes, jaw, hands, and/or genitals! fuck that!
"Holding on to that one thumb"
.........WTF is wrong with Oprah in this interview?
You know it's rough shit when it makes Opie feel a little bit of empathy.
This made me laugh so much holy shit
"I can watch some videos. I can't do beheadings though" Opies watching funniest home videos thinking they're violent
when are people going to realize you're not supposed to live with animals
The end where Ant talks about possible solutions involving an ethh- a- sketch. and then going to costume parties. Im near tears. Thank you Ant
Good save, Opie. “I uh been watching Oprah a little more lately…she’s uh had some more interesting guests on.”
When I heard "She looks like Grumpy." I had to stop the video and laugh for several minutes.
11:14 Oh Anthony lmao
Ron Bennington called her the "chump bite lady" and I've never heard anything summed up so succinctly
Once I heard the lady talk at 3:42 I said, "I can't do this" and proceeded to find another OandA clip
HanSoloxcs hahaha yeah I've had to do that to a couple clips and sike my self up for it
19:51 - Jimmy “I am officially ashamed of the show” 😂🤣
The circus music made me lose it
I didn't laugh until those nuts played the circus music 😆😆😆 Forgive me Lord 😂😂😂
Oprah is genuinely more offensive than Opie, Ant, and Jimmy in this. What a terrible interview.
'Baby Elephant Walk'. If ever there was a more perfect theme song for Oprah, I'd like to know what it is.
ha
She looks like a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle
damn opie sucks at buttons
Boy...
Imagine if it was Opie in her shoes.
Then listening to this😂
Opie would truly become Nopie.
How is Opie this bad with the sound board? The same exact 3 buttons for a decade
that sharon caller was great "punching ayout"
Visually I can handle ANYTHING. I don't think I ever saw her face... just pulled up that photo. I fucking gagged and almost threw up. God damn...
30 second sound clips sure are funny
THAT'S A LOT OF DAMAGE
It’s insane that anyone is allowed to keep a chimpanzee in their home.
24:29 I think “Joe from Queens” was Joey Diaz
I am so glad Opie had a soundboard.
She looks like a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle.
That Travis seems like a real jerk!
Heeeyyy, not all Travis' are created equal.
Travis sounds like an angry ole hunk of coal.
wrong Jimmy, we can learn something from this, each person that reads this name one thing you learned ....go!
I learned that these guys will hand a cake to a homeless man and stomp on it in front of him, but tooling on a woman who agreed to go on national tv, regardless of her condition, is too far for them.
+Air Budd To be fair it was just opie that did the cake stomping
Leave wild animals in the wild. It seems obvious, but apparently it isn't for some people.
I've laughed at some pretty bad things before & have questioned my own character for watching shit like this,but I'm having trouble finding the humor in this. WTF is wrong with these guys??
I'm an ICU nurse and we joke about some pretty awful things too. (Not around the patients obviously.)
It's a coping mechanism, basically. The alternative to joking is to wallow in the pure existential horror of what you're seeing, and if you do that all day you'll end up hanging yourself pretty quickly.
It releases the pressure.
T3t4nu5 Spot on.
Amen to your comment these guys are fucking Douchebags
I'm sorry, personally I'd rather die than to have to live like this. I'd also choose ears over eyes....I can't live without music. At least I've seen sunrises, sunsets, stars, the moon, the ocean, etc. New music keeps coming, and I keep playing. Music is my oxygen, but everyone is different. I like having all my senses.
Wasn't this 2006¿
Oprah is a horrible interviewer
3:17 no bell? Really? No bell?!
i did not need to see that photo.
LMAO!!😂
I'm taping out ...
Opie is brutally bad in this.
Holy shit I cant be the only one who thinks Chimp lady sounds a bit like Stalker patti
Apparently you are.
Opie can, "watch some stuff" but draws the line at the most milquetoast, vanilla gore: beheadings.
OVER DOSE.