Nick Offerman Considers His 'Survivor' Strategy

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  • čas přidán 7. 06. 2018
  • 'Hearts Beat Loud' star Nick Offerman comes to the Late Show to talk about his other favorite CBS show: 'Survivor.'
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  • @Krypton_Risen
    @Krypton_Risen Před 6 lety +1301

    Nick’s laugh cures my depression

    • @LikeTheBuffalo
      @LikeTheBuffalo Před 6 lety +14

      My favourite is when he laughs during his own standup specials. He's his own best audience and I'm not even mad about it.

    • @jauipop
      @jauipop Před 6 lety +1

      Agreed.

    • @1rickopotamus
      @1rickopotamus Před 6 lety +2

      Kemal Beyaztas he cures my hepatitis

    • @nullunit
      @nullunit Před 6 lety +8

      Nick's laugh cures my heterosexuality. Love that dude.

    • @darenpaz4264
      @darenpaz4264 Před 6 lety +1

      your depression helps my depression

  • @roseevans4101
    @roseevans4101 Před 6 lety +347

    That's not Ron Swanson... That's
    *Duke silver*

  • @deepikasundar4875
    @deepikasundar4875 Před 6 lety +846

    All masculinity and then that giggle 😊

    • @bananaz572171
      @bananaz572171 Před 6 lety +17

      Deepika Sundar the giggle increases it!

    • @davidsauro1793
      @davidsauro1793 Před 6 lety +34

      Yeah, secure, progressive masculinity like Nick ftw.
      Hes the antithesis of insecure, blustery toxic masculinity

    • @WhatKindOfNameNow
      @WhatKindOfNameNow Před 6 lety +12

      He's a manly man with the cutest laugh ever.

    • @PyroNinja713
      @PyroNinja713 Před 6 lety +8

      Not to mention the way they both crossed their legs at the end. lol

    • @kpepperl319
      @kpepperl319 Před 6 lety +2

      That's why Nick is perfect

  • @ClownScreams
    @ClownScreams Před 6 lety +1127

    He and Terry Crews have a lot to teach us about being better men.

    • @whoawtf7419
      @whoawtf7419 Před 6 lety +24

      I can totally see why you made that comparison.

    • @Makawav
      @Makawav Před 6 lety +38

      Oh wow. I was just thinking that Nick is probably my favorite male celebrity, but you made me realize that spot is meant for two. I wonder what it would be like to see them both in the same room. Though equally fantastic guys, they have wildly different energy.

    • @LazyProphet42
      @LazyProphet42 Před 6 lety +8

      I smell a sitcom!

    • @Wouter2312
      @Wouter2312 Před 6 lety +15

      Parks and rec - Brooklyn nine nine crossover. Think about it, it's totally possible now: both owned by NBC, and Michael Shur is one of the creators of both shows.

    • @JS-ri8qc
      @JS-ri8qc Před 5 lety +11

      "Leslie and the Parks gang go to NYC to support Andy because NBC picks up 'The Johnny Karate Super Awesome Musical Explosion Show'"... I can picture it now

  • @Antifrost
    @Antifrost Před 6 lety +242

    I could legitimately listen to Nick Offerman talk about anything and it would be the most interesting thing in the world.

    • @usazar
      @usazar Před 6 lety +2

      Antifrost ditto, you know he has read books for audible, right? Highly recommended

    • @sosayweall_jpg
      @sosayweall_jpg Před 5 lety

      100 emoji x100

  • @evaberlin
    @evaberlin Před 6 lety +188

    I'm so confused. How can one be so raw and elegant at the same time??

  • @kayT101
    @kayT101 Před 6 lety +139

    Nick Offerman just seems like such a gentleman.
    Great shout out to carpentry as well, I'm a carpenter myself. =)

    • @greent16
      @greent16 Před 6 lety

      Kat T Do you have a site?

    • @kayT101
      @kayT101 Před 6 lety

      Strawman Arnie No

    • @marlinbundo2409
      @marlinbundo2409 Před 6 lety +4

      I am 3% carpenter, my hats off to an extremely underappreciated, difficult, expensive profession/hobby that I have only begun to dabble in.

    • @oneopinion6806
      @oneopinion6806 Před 6 lety +3

      Carpentry is one of those things everyone is guilty of thinking "slapping wood together, how hard could it be?" and then they wonder why their attempts look like a Picasso with exposed screws. I respect all tradesmen, doesn't stop me from trying though!

    • @drakoinx
      @drakoinx Před 3 lety

      Jesse was an alcholic carpenter, if life has taught me somthing booz and hard labour are two of the greatest combos.

  • @ncooty
    @ncooty Před 6 lety +589

    I like that he actually started to critique the construction of the bench... and then Colbert seemed to think, "Oh, shit."

    • @bobrobert6277
      @bobrobert6277 Před 6 lety +76

      ya i mean the thing is wobbling from side to side

    • @juliusno7635
      @juliusno7635 Před 6 lety +96

      That bench was an insult to Nick Offerman.

    • @Straddock
      @Straddock Před 6 lety +56

      Sam Beckwith bearing in mind it was put together by first time carpenters,I think it made a good account of itself. It must also be hugely flattering to know you were the direct inspiration for people to try their hand at your craft.

    • @colinberry2991
      @colinberry2991 Před 6 lety +40

      Looks like a kit...

    • @rndthought
      @rndthought Před 6 lety +6

      Yes! Where can I pick up a set of those brackets!?!?

  • @macderobo
    @macderobo Před 6 lety +32

    Finding out that Nick Offerman loves Survivor is the greatest news I could have gotten today.

  • @nitroprime9714
    @nitroprime9714 Před 6 lety +77

    this man is truely a gift....

  • @brendancolliander4438
    @brendancolliander4438 Před 6 lety +205

    There's only one thing I hate more than lying... Skim milk. which is water that's lying about being milk. Ron Swanson.

  • @bwhite220
    @bwhite220 Před 6 lety +330

    As a straight man, I can confidently say that Mr. Offerman is in my top 5 list of humans I'd leave my wife for.

    • @elidames6889
      @elidames6889 Před 5 lety +3

      As long as Aquaman is on this list, we good bro

    • @jaygroomes1357
      @jaygroomes1357 Před 5 lety +3

      Brandon White I don’t think he would be down

    • @kadeloblack4774
      @kadeloblack4774 Před 4 lety

      Eli Dames he is not on that list lol no one wants him in a list

    • @stgeorge5862
      @stgeorge5862 Před 4 lety

      Or leave to your wife

    • @ma2443
      @ma2443 Před 4 lety

      @@stgeorge5862 oof

  • @southsiren
    @southsiren Před 6 lety +58

    Nick Offerman has the best giggles in the world.

    • @MrTechselect
      @MrTechselect Před 6 lety +5

      when Nick giggles, little angels get their wings... they also get a full beard.

  • @Sindollx666x
    @Sindollx666x Před 6 lety +23

    I love Nick Offerman, he's like the cool uncle with interesting stories who can always always make you giggle.

  • @KingKhanAbz
    @KingKhanAbz Před 6 lety +375

    Nick's lovely girly laugh at 0:37 😂

    • @bananaz572171
      @bananaz572171 Před 6 lety +6

      OfficialKingKhanAbz Gotta love the laugh xD

    • @wafflemaker6590
      @wafflemaker6590 Před 6 lety +10

      I love his pure little laugh

    • @melmel4712
      @melmel4712 Před 6 lety +9

      I love his giggle

    • @cybertree
      @cybertree Před 6 lety +2

      I know right?!
      And coming from a manly dude like Nick is just amazing.
      I think he might ACTUALLY be Ron Swanson lmao.

    • @sosayweall_jpg
      @sosayweall_jpg Před 5 lety +1

      I feel like we as a society aren't using Nick Offerman's laugh enough. There's curative properties there.

  • @erickoontz6835
    @erickoontz6835 Před 6 lety +36

    Offerman looks GREAT in that three-piece suit!

    • @jroache._
      @jroache._ Před 5 lety

      Correction he looks great in any suit

  • @TheToneBender
    @TheToneBender Před 6 lety +58

    Bench looks nice. The thing where it turns into a semi-picnic table is dope. But it's wobbly and bends in the middle. 7/10

    • @maryrosekent8223
      @maryrosekent8223 Před 6 lety +4

      Ricky
      5/10: It looks so cheap next to the loveliness of NO’s stuff.

    • @lavrentivs9891
      @lavrentivs9891 Před 5 lety +2

      Those plastic parts will probably not last long and end up in a landfill somewhere, unlike wood or metal which both lasts longer and can be reused or recycled.

  • @therock343
    @therock343 Před 6 lety +80

    I just finished Parks and Rec. Great show. I can't believe he is married to Tammy in real life...

    • @HyliansPower
      @HyliansPower Před 6 lety +11

      therock343 the actress who plays Tammy is an absolute goddess. She’s the ultimate sweetheart yet knows how to act batshit crazy and it’s just amazing

    • @Supadawg1000
      @Supadawg1000 Před 5 lety +1

      That bitch...

    • @courtneylawn5347
      @courtneylawn5347 Před 5 lety +4

      Not to nitpick but... Tammy II....

    • @TheBasher-_-
      @TheBasher-_- Před 4 lety +2

      Hahaha. Yeah. And it's funny. I never finish the show I just watch it over and over for the past ....5 years I think

    • @parmesean_
      @parmesean_ Před 3 lety

      @Jack Bauman OK FINE I DID

  • @nandakumar2854
    @nandakumar2854 Před 6 lety +80

    Manliest Teddy bear alive

  • @globalwarmhugs7741
    @globalwarmhugs7741 Před 4 lety +1

    Offerman is always a delight to behold.

  • @whiskeySe7en
    @whiskeySe7en Před 6 lety +48

    This guy is a legend

  • @akki015
    @akki015 Před 6 lety +6

    9:31 the way both their legs synchronised when they sat on the bench is so oddly satisfying.

  • @anaccount9929
    @anaccount9929 Před 6 lety +58

    If it was just Nick Offerman as guest forever, I would watch every Goddamn episode.

    • @caronstout354
      @caronstout354 Před rokem

      Or just Friday night's so Colbert could end the week with a bang!

  • @MarquesLKing
    @MarquesLKing Před 3 lety +2

    Such a wonderfully robust and entertaining man

  • @banbasafro
    @banbasafro Před 6 lety +1

    nick offerman thoroughly charmed me in this ive never seen such a sweet distinguished man like wtf is this? hes a perfect man. his wife is a lucky (and beautiful, and funny, and smart) woman

  • @rockmusicfan9278
    @rockmusicfan9278 Před 6 lety +6

    Nick offerman is just so cool.

  • @Ben-rz9cf
    @Ben-rz9cf Před 6 lety +28

    He and his wife were both hilarious in childrens hospital. The greatest medical drama series to ever air on television.

  • @acopernic
    @acopernic Před 6 lety +157

    A genuine pleasure this interview. No offense, no political reference (subtle). Perfect.

    • @transporterIII
      @transporterIII Před 6 lety +4

      Ron Swanson is a proud Libertarian.

    • @SamCarvajal
      @SamCarvajal Před 6 lety

      czcams.com/video/GhSMPu97fSE/video.htmlm57s

    • @ianmcnabb8559
      @ianmcnabb8559 Před 6 lety +4

      Johnathan Myers and Nick Offerman is a hardcore liberal

  • @QuantumBraced
    @QuantumBraced Před 5 lety +5

    That Ikea bench is an absolute affront to professional woodworking, but Nick Offerman was a gentleman and didn't say anything bad about it.

  • @divinecommerce6760
    @divinecommerce6760 Před 6 lety +2

    Nick's James-Dean-Meets-Teddy-Bear vibe is a priceless blessing to this world 💚🙏

  • @BlakieTT
    @BlakieTT Před 6 lety +25

    MANLIEST MAN, with goofiest laugh of all time :> ♥

  • @sanjayraju988
    @sanjayraju988 Před 6 lety +39

    He looks like Sir Davos Seaworth.

  • @mcrazza
    @mcrazza Před 6 lety +12

    Nick Offerman for President 2020.

  • @ericmason1285
    @ericmason1285 Před 6 lety +3

    This just made me smile the whole time I watched it. Love this guy!

  • @Rob_Gibson
    @Rob_Gibson Před 4 lety +2

    "It keeps the juices in."
    I love wearing vests. That's hysterical.

  • @stephmaccormick3195
    @stephmaccormick3195 Před 6 lety +62

    I seriously can't tell when he's joking and when he is serious.

    • @3oeproductions698
      @3oeproductions698 Před 6 lety +4

      Nuance is a lost art. This is a true renaissance man.

    • @LastbutNotFirst
      @LastbutNotFirst Před 5 lety +4

      he's never serious. thats why he's so great. he throws in serious statements to fool you into believing he's serious..

    • @vianeyboruel504
      @vianeyboruel504 Před 5 lety

      Steph MacCormick he was serious about his dancing and his backstory.

    • @amyelizabeth529
      @amyelizabeth529 Před 5 lety

      Part of his genius! 😊

  • @shortmocha850
    @shortmocha850 Před 6 lety +1

    His chuckle is everything

  • @robins5828
    @robins5828 Před 4 lety +8

    "We're Not a Band" might be the greatest band name ever.

  • @MoreAmerican
    @MoreAmerican Před 6 lety +122

    Respect the wood. Use a coaster.
    Have you seen the Curb Your Enthusiasm where he ends up getting divorced because his wife didn’t respect the wood?

    • @ronindebeatrice
      @ronindebeatrice Před 6 lety +6

      MoreAmerican I'm fairly certain that's the cause of all divorce mate.

    • @MoreAmerican
      @MoreAmerican Před 6 lety +1

      ronindebeatrice
      😉

    • @pcbassoon3892
      @pcbassoon3892 Před 6 lety +2

      I thought they got divorced because she called him when she thought her plane was crashing and he hung up on her because the cable guy was there?

    • @gracelorette7545
      @gracelorette7545 Před 6 lety

      MoreAmerican v

  • @BlakieTT
    @BlakieTT Před 6 lety +7

    "We're not a band. I LIKE IT" Hahahaha ♥
    Nice: bench sittin', 4 brown shoes and an Autobot/Decepticon for a table.

  • @brunafeu
    @brunafeu Před 6 lety +4

    Nick’s laugh is so glorious

  • @Sinfaroth
    @Sinfaroth Před 4 lety

    I just love him. How angry and sceptical he expression is while talking about how much he and his wife like survivor. ^^

  • @rodgebone
    @rodgebone Před 6 lety

    how can you NOT like Nick Offerman? a mid westerner with a lot of talent but self contained. he represents middle America with class but reservation. very talented and always a joy to watch. and he makes nice tables - id buy one!

  • @feebeedoc78
    @feebeedoc78 Před 6 lety +4

    I could listen to Mr Offerman for hours.

  • @FAFRO
    @FAFRO Před 6 lety +7

    Really wish I could’ve been raised by this guy.

  • @User-jd1hx
    @User-jd1hx Před 6 lety +20

    9:33 lol at both of them cross their legs simultaneously

  • @carlaeatsplants2149
    @carlaeatsplants2149 Před 6 lety +7

    that chuckle

  • @madnessbydesign1415
    @madnessbydesign1415 Před 6 lety +87

    I don't know how people live without tools. I suck at using them, but I still have them...

    • @amazing_bastard
      @amazing_bastard Před 6 lety +3

      i don't have any and i so envy those who do...

    • @madnessbydesign1415
      @madnessbydesign1415 Před 6 lety +12

      A former boss told me once that he didn't have any tools at his house. How could I take orders from such a man...?

    • @madnessbydesign1415
      @madnessbydesign1415 Před 6 lety +5

      Polina Turik, You can get decent tools pretty cheap. Even basics like a hammer and screwdrivers can be life savers...

    • @abigailofdarkness
      @abigailofdarkness Před 6 lety +3

      That's crazy. If I don't have a tool it's just an excuse to go to the hardware store.

    • @solarnaut
      @solarnaut Před 6 lety +2

      when you can suck your tool, the world is your oyster.

  • @ShivenderDahiya
    @ShivenderDahiya Před 6 lety +127

    RON SWANSON

    • @cybertree
      @cybertree Před 6 lety +1

      I think Nick is ACTUALLY Ron Swanson in real life LMAO

  • @Pyrofour
    @Pyrofour Před 5 lety +2

    9:33 that synchronized leg cross

  • @vianeyboruel504
    @vianeyboruel504 Před 5 lety +1

    I adore this man

  • @coopquitetired
    @coopquitetired Před 6 lety +2

    A charming laughter.

  • @nicholasbroadhead2335
    @nicholasbroadhead2335 Před 6 lety +3

    If there ever is a celebrity Survivor, Nick Offerman needs to be on it.

  • @eljaysmiley
    @eljaysmiley Před 2 lety +1

    As a huge fan of you both, AND the daughter of a Virgo born Union carpenter I got a kick out of this one!💗🔨🛠

  • @Furrylittleproblem12
    @Furrylittleproblem12 Před 6 lety

    I love Nick Offerman with all my heart

  • @jamesestrada6322
    @jamesestrada6322 Před 5 lety

    7:06 my heart was full after that hearty chuckle

  • @whatiwasgoingtosay
    @whatiwasgoingtosay Před 4 lety

    OMG, that giggle. He is the perfect man.

  • @kornfreak78
    @kornfreak78 Před 6 lety +1

    Offerman is awesome. Great guy.

  • @michelemaliano7860
    @michelemaliano7860 Před 6 lety +1

    Nick is so awesome

  • @ginaheller333
    @ginaheller333 Před 6 lety +1

    He is just frickin awesome!

  • @ostfreeze83
    @ostfreeze83 Před 6 lety +6

    i don't know why but i just love nick offerman..... he is pretty much the manliest man ever.... #nohomo

  • @madcat4881
    @madcat4881 Před 4 lety +2

    "We're not a band"
    "We're not a band?... I like it"
    GOLD

  • @GLOmorous22
    @GLOmorous22 Před 5 lety +1

    I hope my man will be just like him. So loving and respectful of his wife, gorgeous manly man

  • @BradGryphonn
    @BradGryphonn Před 6 lety +2

    That was quite an enjoyable interview.

  • @zinazees
    @zinazees Před 6 lety

    I love Nick, he's amazing.

  • @Iproductions0
    @Iproductions0 Před 6 lety

    An ad for his new movie came up before this video. As soon as i see this movie i can die happy

  • @nomansland5113
    @nomansland5113 Před 5 lety

    lovely man, God bless him

  • @helpAHHHH
    @helpAHHHH Před 6 lety +9

    You should have that table there always.

  • @eduardoarmenta9232
    @eduardoarmenta9232 Před 5 lety

    Definitely, the manliest man ever..... Glorious!!

  • @Jayeeyee
    @Jayeeyee Před 6 lety +18

    His beard is a National Treasure.

  • @leticianascimento7946
    @leticianascimento7946 Před 5 lety +1

    I absolutely adore his laugh 😂❤️

  • @anthonywhelan5419
    @anthonywhelan5419 Před 6 lety +5

    I discovered Ron Swanson this year after I binge watched Parks and Recreation. He's hilarious. What a great actor. I haven't liked an actor as much since Peter Falk and Dan Blocker.

  • @nix2747
    @nix2747 Před 6 lety +8

    I'm super attracted to Nick Offerman and that surprises me since I'm usually not into excessive facial hair. Hmmm, something to consider with my future dating candidates.

  • @drakoinx
    @drakoinx Před 3 lety

    Nick Offerman is Is a treasure. I'm an identical person god I wish great up with a dad, let alone one like this.

  • @marianna3253
    @marianna3253 Před 6 lety +2

    I love his laugh

  • @ahmedibrahim7885
    @ahmedibrahim7885 Před 6 lety +8

    I wanna chill out like this dude does while talking

  • @derstroyerful
    @derstroyerful Před 2 lety

    Nick on survivor would be incredible. The stuff he would make for the tribe would be epic.

  • @mytexasdays1526
    @mytexasdays1526 Před 6 lety

    I want that bench. Saw one like that at Sam's Club in California late 90's. Very clever idea.

  • @catlinkerswell3696
    @catlinkerswell3696 Před 5 lety

    Nick is fucking awesome. This guy inspired me to pursue carpentry as well as just stop procrastinating. He's got this solid aura, Its fucking righteous. I love it.

  • @peace4myheart
    @peace4myheart Před 6 lety +8

    That is one luscious beard!

  • @syzvvn
    @syzvvn Před 6 lety +12

    Oh my God, he IS Ron Swanson!

  • @usernamesareforidiot
    @usernamesareforidiot Před 6 lety

    Nick Offerman, the best character in the Fargo television series. Class act.

  • @TheOneWhoMightBe
    @TheOneWhoMightBe Před 6 lety +6

    "We're Not A Band."
    My gf sometimes plays in a band called "Rough As Guts", so it works for me. :)

  • @stopdusty420
    @stopdusty420 Před 4 lety

    Pure class

  • @matthewsilva5598
    @matthewsilva5598 Před 6 lety +1

    Great person! Nick is a cool dude

  • @gunner678
    @gunner678 Před 6 lety +7

    Ron Swanson! A real man! I love making stuff too. I didnt realise that Tammy was really Rons wife.

  • @aeon9311
    @aeon9311 Před 6 lety +11

    He is the definition of manhood.

  • @calebdesjardins616
    @calebdesjardins616 Před 6 lety

    Nick offerman might be the most naturally funny person I’ve ever seen

  • @NewMessage
    @NewMessage Před 6 lety +8

    "Roof Garden' is a way better name than 'place we go to smoke up at work'!

  • @darenpaz4264
    @darenpaz4264 Před 6 lety +3

    nick was dressed very dapper jeez louise

  • @danielvillalobos4265
    @danielvillalobos4265 Před 4 lety +1

    Nick gives off some serious "man's man" vibes, but like all true men he does it effortlessly-he ain't trying to be cool. He just is.
    A big part of that is embracing one's silly side. Nick must be Megan's partner in part because they share their sense of humor.

  • @erk2581
    @erk2581 Před 4 lety +1

    Nick Offerman should narrate audio books. Every audio book. Every one for the rest of time.

  • @travisclifton1581
    @travisclifton1581 Před 4 lety +1

    Nick Offerman needs his own show about everything needed to be man.

  • @themadhacker9376
    @themadhacker9376 Před 4 lety

    i love how they are doing the "butt test" on the bench at the end lol

  • @RadMad789
    @RadMad789 Před 6 lety

    Thanks Nick Offerman for making me smile after hearing the sad news about Anthony B.

  • @prometheus3498
    @prometheus3498 Před 6 lety +1

    I freaking love Survivor.

  • @lunanasushistax6692
    @lunanasushistax6692 Před 6 lety +10

    1:04 He's known for his wood xD

  • @oneopinion6806
    @oneopinion6806 Před 6 lety

    Nick with the mention of the Buff! Required headware for summer. I will be going to the movie regardless, but I'll wear my (sometimes silly looking) Buff with a bit more pride now.

  • @HelgaCavoli
    @HelgaCavoli Před 6 lety

    3:05 that Harisson Ford "joke" made Stephen drink from the guest's drink. 😂

    • @calebmcintosh1991
      @calebmcintosh1991 Před 4 lety

      Nick's drink is over on the table he made, that's Stephen's on the desk

  • @kyleighhope961
    @kyleighhope961 Před 4 lety +1

    he's one of the few men with a beard that i'd openly hug and not be afraid of weird shit happening