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  • I've been making this show for a long time and I often get asked what are the worst drinks I have ever had. So here is a list of 10 of the worst drink I have ever made. Try them if you dare.
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    00:00 - Greg’s Nightmares
    00:51 - Infected whitehead shot (Full Episode: • I'm on a quest to drin... )
    03:33 - Malibu Pineapple Old Fashioned (Full Episode: • 4 Insane Drinks Ordere... )
    09:25 - Comfort Old Fashioned (Full Episode: • Is Southern Comfort ab... )
    12:47 - Eldermancy (Full Episode: • I had the worsts drink... )
    20:20 - Healthy Coke (Full Episode: • The weirdest thing I’v... )
    24:17 - Tapeworm Shot (Full Episode: • I'm on a quest to drin... )
    27:33 - Ranchero Shot (Full Episode: • I drank the worst shot... )
    29:07 - Bacardi Dragonberry Mojito (Full Episode: • I wasn't allowed to kn... )
    33:15 - Anything from the drink machines (Full Episode: • A robot made me a drin... )
    37:43 - Midori Margarita (Full Episode: • 4 Insane Drinks Ordere... )
    Infected Whitehead Shot:
    Build in glass
    1 part Vodka
    1 part Bloody Mary mix
    Topped with cottage cheese
    Malibu Pineapple Old Fashioned:
    Build in glass
    Few dashes of angostura bitters
    Drop of simple syrup
    2 oz of Pineapple Rum
    Stir
    Garnish with a twist of orange
    Comfort Old Fashioned:
    Build in glass
    .5 tsp of sugar
    1 dash of angostura bitters
    .5 oz. or 15 ml. Sparkling Water
    1.5 oz. or 45 ml. Southern Comfort
    Add ice
    Garnish with lemon twist, orange slice and cherry
    Eldermancy
    In tin
    E - 2 oz. or 60 ml. Greg's Elderberry Liquor*
    L - 1 oz. or 30 ml. Lemon Juice
    D - .5 oz. or 15 ml. Dry Vermouth (Dolin)
    E - 1 shot of espresso
    R - 1.5 oz. or 45 ml. Rum (Bacardi Silver)
    M - 3 oz. or 90 ml. Mezcal (Dos Hombres)
    A - 4.5 oz. or 135 ml. Absinthe (St. George Absinthe Verte)
    N - New Castle Brown Ale (do not add this to shaker, top off drink after pouring)
    C - Add Cherry to shaker
    Y - Yogurt
    Shake
    Pour into mug (and top with New Castle)
    *Greg's Elderberry Liquor
    In a jar that seals
    Add 400g Everclear
    400g Elderberries
    Let sit overnight
    Squeeze through a nut milk bag
    Add 300g of water
    300g of white sugar
    stir until sugar dissolves
    Healthy Coke:
    ~ 2 oz. Balsamic Vinegar
    Fill rest of glass with any LaCroix
    Tapeworm Shot:
    1 Part Vodka (Kettle One)
    1 Part Tabasco
    Squeeze of string of mayonnaise out of a squeeze bottle
    Ranchero Shot:
    Build in Shot glass
    1 oz. or 30 ml. Tequila
    Few dashes tabasco sauce
    Squeeze of ranch dressing
    Mojito:
    Built in glass
    1 oz. or 30 ml. Lime Juice
    .5 oz. or 15 ml. Simple Syrup
    Add a bunch of mint
    2 oz. or 60 ml. Dragonberry Bacardi
    Muddle lightly
    Add ice and stir
    Top with seltzer
    Midori Margarita:
    In Shaker
    1 oz. or 30 ml. lime juice
    1 oz. or 30 ml. Midori
    1 oz. or 60 ml. Fortaleza Tequila Blanco
    Add ice and shake
    Strain into glass
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Komentáře • 971

  • @howtodrink
    @howtodrink  Před rokem +696

    *So! Trying out a new idea here: B-Side content on Thursdays, Regular Content on Tuesdays. Sometimes we'll do a compilation list, sometimes it'll be an all new episode, sometimes it'll be sort of an add-on to the Tuesday episode (think we'll call those "After Parties", maybe it'll be a Livestream. What do you guys think?*
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    • @TheZolon
      @TheZolon Před rokem +3

      Link to carbonator is missing. I was just looking for something better than the sodastream I already have.

    • @JonManProductions
      @JonManProductions Před rokem +16

      More content is great as long as it doesn't bork you up both mentally and physically! :D

    • @crow-jane
      @crow-jane Před rokem +3

      @@JonManProductions Yeah. This right here.

    • @greatghan
      @greatghan Před rokem +1

      Post on Fridays so people can make drinks that same day!

    • @ericfallabel9201
      @ericfallabel9201 Před rokem +7

      Before I realized it was a clip show, I saw that it was 40 minutes long and full of the worst drinks imaginable. I immediately worried for your safety

  • @giaimej1426
    @giaimej1426 Před rokem +1645

    The best part is that in theory the Malibu Pineapple Old Fashioned should have basically rum, coconut, pineapple and orange. It should approximate a painkiller, and yet it is just pain

    • @nienke7713
      @nienke7713 Před rokem +113

      I do wonder if it'd been any more pallateble if it had been actual malibu pineapple that was used

    • @nickgrout2502
      @nickgrout2502 Před rokem +84

      I think some of it may have been the bitters and the garbage pineapple rum

    • @jegger2143
      @jegger2143 Před rokem +164

      @@nienke7713 tried it
      It's the closest I've had to a glass of hatred in my life

    • @hopejohnson6347
      @hopejohnson6347 Před rokem +107

      @@nickgrout2502 I agree. My theory is that the bitters might break down the artificial pineapple flavour, which is an esther of butyric acid and some other acid, causing the putrid aroma. Pineapple flavour is infamous among chemists to break down really unpleasantly and I think it might help the drink, if you just left out the bitters and maybe used orange juice instead of orange zest

    • @Dragon4eva
      @Dragon4eva Před rokem +19

      @@hopejohnson6347better to just leave out (aka never buy) the pineapple rum

  • @oddmothfriend9790
    @oddmothfriend9790 Před rokem +1144

    at first i thought the episode was going to be Greg making these drinks again, but then I realized that no sane man would ever make any of these drinks ever again.

    • @frogv2745
      @frogv2745 Před rokem +90

      I'm so glad that he didn't waste the alcohol on making the eldermancy again

    • @robertdean7778
      @robertdean7778 Před rokem +55

      @@frogv2745 yeah. That was like a $90 glass of death.

    • @tehfiredog
      @tehfiredog Před rokem +18

      Yes... but after a thousand years of making this show, I'm not sure Greg qualifies as "sane" any longer.

    • @gaberobison680
      @gaberobison680 Před rokem +8

      @@robertdean7778 I could make it far worse. Let’s say Dijon mustard for the D over dry vermouth and N for nougat

    • @crystaljones1935
      @crystaljones1935 Před rokem +1

      No sane person would ever order this crap

  • @jachamr
    @jachamr Před rokem +406

    I'm a little sad that the Smoker's Cough didn't make the cut. Greg screamed, made duck sounds and regretted every decision in his life that brought to that point.

    • @Vile
      @Vile Před rokem +6

      which episode was that from?

    • @jachamr
      @jachamr Před rokem +37

      @@Vile "Cursed Cocktails" twelve minutes and 49 seconds in

    • @Vile
      @Vile Před rokem +9

      @@jachamr cheers!

    • @kylienielsen6975
      @kylienielsen6975 Před 11 měsíci +7

      Just shows the horrors he would go on to face

    • @IQzminus2
      @IQzminus2 Před 10 měsíci +13

      It’s the drink that is just a shot of Jägermeister with dollops of mayonnaise in it right?
      Doesn’t sound very nice as a concept, but that name… Smokers cough. that name doesn’t do it any favours.
      Takes something that seems unappetising and just makes it repulsive.

  • @bigjack3449
    @bigjack3449 Před rokem +290

    For the tapeworm shot, Eugene lee yang from the try guys said it best.
    "These were made by that one friend in college who never graduated."

  • @evsanger
    @evsanger Před rokem +558

    I don't think I've ever seen Greg just intentionally yeet a glass off the table like that

    • @andrewhalmo656
      @andrewhalmo656 Před rokem +7

      I know😂😂😂

    • @justgarrick
      @justgarrick Před rokem +54

      There's no saving that glass. It had to be put out of it's misery

  • @TheoHiggins
    @TheoHiggins Před rokem +634

    I was really hoping I'd never have to look at the infected whitehead ever again
    That thing is so upsetting to look at, it gives me the shivers

    • @dr.krimson1010
      @dr.krimson1010 Před rokem +20

      I had to skip that section. It made me incredibly uncomfortable. Visual appeal it has not.

    • @bluephreakr
      @bluephreakr Před rokem +33

      So upsetting, he broke a glass over it!

    • @potatertot360
      @potatertot360 Před rokem +9

      Yeah, my imagination is too vivid for that.

    • @futuremainiac6351
      @futuremainiac6351 Před rokem +7

      Hate in a glass

    • @josephschultz3301
      @josephschultz3301 Před rokem +7

      Bad taste in a drink is one thing, but if my drink has chunks that need to be chewed, then Houston, we have a problem.

  • @thatcanuck5670
    @thatcanuck5670 Před rokem +80

    I have a very vivid memory of my body rejecting a piece of shrapnel, and when the doc cut open the abscess surrounding it, something very similar to the "infected whitehead" was pulled out.
    So uh. I guess they nailed that one

  • @samuelirving928
    @samuelirving928 Před rokem +499

    I unfortunately sat down with a small bowl of cottage cheese, scrolled through CZcams and was delighted to find a brand new HTD episode! Now I regret my cottage cheese decision.

    • @endymallorn
      @endymallorn Před rokem +35

      There is nothing wrong with cottage cheese - in its proper context. A drink is not the context.

    • @TwoMenInACloset
      @TwoMenInACloset Před rokem +21

      @@endymallorn everything is wrong with cottage cheese

    • @odellproductions1
      @odellproductions1 Před rokem +37

      I want a shirt that just says “ I regret my cottage cheese decision”

    • @SmashBrosmike85
      @SmashBrosmike85 Před rokem +8

      I regret your decision too, cottage cheese is never a win. Cottage cheese sucks.

    • @tiredman99
      @tiredman99 Před rokem +7

      Dude I don't know what the hate is around cottage cheese but I used to have it all the time as a kid. Haven't had it in years. Cottage cheese is great

  • @scoobiusmaximus9508
    @scoobiusmaximus9508 Před rokem +238

    I find the Midori Margarita and the Malibu Pineapple Old fashioned the most impressive. Most of these drinks you would expect to be terrible, but those are things people could just stumble on to and create nightmare juice out of.
    We need more customers being wrong.

    • @zosoknight
      @zosoknight Před rokem +24

      I feel like with the Mailbu Pineapple Old Fashioned somebody's wires got crossed between an Old Fashioned and a Whiskey Sour. I just desperately want to give that poor soul the benefit of the doubt.

    • @Ozrichead
      @Ozrichead Před rokem +13

      If I was a bartender I would interpret an order of Midori margarita to replace all of the tequila with Midori. I don't get why Greg used tequila in that drink at all. Just like if someone orders a vodka tonic you don't make a gin & tonic and add vodka, you replace the gin with vodka, just like you would replace the tequila with Midori. I am not saying that would make for a better drink though, but I honestly think I would rather drink Midori+Cointreau+lime than whatever Greg made.

    • @scoobiusmaximus9508
      @scoobiusmaximus9508 Před rokem +8

      @@Ozrichead If you want the tequila replaced it really isn't a margarita anymore. I can see why swapping the modifier would be the first thing he chose. I could also see just making a margarita and adding some midori as another option, and that might be the one with the best result imo, but I haven't tried any of them and it seemed like it just isn't a pairing that works well.

    • @futuremainiac6351
      @futuremainiac6351 Před rokem +3

      "The drink of The Beast" What more needs to be said?

    • @mordankrahen4234
      @mordankrahen4234 Před rokem +3

      ​​@@Ozrichead Midori, Cointreau, and Lime, topped with sparkling water is actually delicious

  • @adams3627
    @adams3627 Před rokem +102

    This episode has taught me that we *NEED* more "The Customer is Always Wrong" drinks

  • @MrFrowneyface
    @MrFrowneyface Před rokem +224

    At my job we have a bar and under the bar is a bottle called all sorts which is an ever changing blend of everything in the bar at any given time. It’s job is to be horrible and making something horrible is often much harder than making something good. The Malibu pineapple old fashioned is definitely going in there now.
    Thanks for the death juice Greg!

    • @johnp.2267
      @johnp.2267 Před rokem +70

      When I worked at a rock club, we offered a Serial Killer (top shelf or bottom shelf). The bartender would look at a dollar, and throw in a splash from each bottle out of ten according to the bill's serial number. They were always *so* *bad* that it became sort of a badge of honor to order one and drink it without making a face.

    • @MrGrimsmith
      @MrGrimsmith Před rokem +28

      We had the Barman's Bastard which was a shot of every coloured spirit in a pint glass topped off with soda or the Tombstone which was the same but with the clear spirits. Just don't.

    • @johnp.2267
      @johnp.2267 Před rokem

      @@MrGrimsmith When I was a hard drinker, I used to start a night off with a 3 Southern Gentlemen: 1 shot each of Jack Daniels, Jim Beam, José Cuervo, and Southern Comfort. If it was a really bad night, I'd have a double.

    • @MuriKakari
      @MuriKakari Před rokem +9

      Extra points for the fact that the Malibu Pineapple Old Fashioned Sea of Blood is made with Parrot Bay

    • @tyrant351
      @tyrant351 Před rokem +1

      this sounds amazing lowkey

  • @pendragongameart
    @pendragongameart Před rokem +180

    i remember these! eldermancy sounds like what a witch’s brew would actually taste like, with absinthe mixed in

    • @r.f.switch5847
      @r.f.switch5847 Před rokem +1

      Sam Riegel is the fucking devil...and he should be made to answer for his crimes.

    • @negative6442
      @negative6442 Před rokem +1

      The absinthe provides no magical benefit and is there solely to hide the taste of the rest of the shit in it

    • @pendragongameart
      @pendragongameart Před rokem +2

      @@negative6442 between stuff like the yogurt and the beer mixed with everything else, yeah lol

  • @mattia_carciola
    @mattia_carciola Před rokem +125

    The pineapple malibu od fashioned description is probably one of the best you've ever done through the entire channel. I'm part of the ones who didn't really enjoy the "suffering saga", but customer's always wrong were a couple of great episodes

    • @bradleylovej
      @bradleylovej Před rokem +8

      I totally agree with this. 'Suffering saga' wasn't may jam, but the customer is always wrong was a highlight. Also the canned cocktails and canned margaritas episodes I find myself going back to. Probably because it incorporates a product review with the suffering, so it didn't feel like suffering for the sake of it. Also, we got to see smashed Greg in the canned margs episode.

  • @apophis456
    @apophis456 Před rokem +114

    I have a combination liver and stomach problem that prevents me from drinking, but something about hearing a person who really knows their craft talk about it is very satisfying

    • @BrokeMoFo
      @BrokeMoFo Před rokem +3

      I applaud what your saying, however take his vid with a grain of salt as it were.... Everyone's tastes are different and there are a good few of us that would disagree with some of his particular takes upon, "taste"

    • @apophis456
      @apophis456 Před rokem +5

      @@BrokeMoFo sure, doesn’t change anything for me though, I’ll never taste the stuff anyway

    • @MuriKakari
      @MuriKakari Před rokem +2

      He recently did the dry January one?

    • @apophis456
      @apophis456 Před rokem

      @@MuriKakari haven’t seen it yet

    • @snazzyfeathers
      @snazzyfeathers Před rokem +5

      I feel the same way! I can't drink because of medication I take, but the content is entertaining enough that I still watch it.

  • @dominicdelliquadri2204
    @dominicdelliquadri2204 Před rokem +593

    Hey Greg! Have you ever considered doing the drinks from a game called Deep Rock Galactic? There are loads of options to choose from, they're all technically beers in game but I feel like you could turn many of them into cocktails pretty easily! Keep up the awesome content btw!

    • @jetrexdesign
      @jetrexdesign Před rokem +23

      I endorse this wholeheartedly.

    • @jjbfour
      @jjbfour Před rokem +46

      Rock and Stone!

    • @spinningpeanut
      @spinningpeanut Před rokem +26

      Red rock blaster looks like a great drink to make, spicy beer. Very spicy beer.
      Rock and stone!

    • @conoradams428
      @conoradams428 Před rokem +17

      Rock and Stone!

    • @Xeshema
      @Xeshema Před rokem +15

      FOR CARL!

  • @spencerjteal
    @spencerjteal Před rokem +62

    Greg: "words can not describe the wretchedness of this glass"
    Also Greg: *takes another sip*
    7:31

    • @DuoSanguis
      @DuoSanguis Před rokem +4

      I dunno, I feel like he did a pretty good job of describing the taste of eldritch madness.

    • @alexrobertssings
      @alexrobertssings Před rokem

      He is a man of science. He must confirm his findings 😂

  • @l3ete1geuse
    @l3ete1geuse Před rokem +61

    That first drink is now a core memory.

  • @laureeeent
    @laureeeent Před rokem +49

    When we were teenagers my brother and I would mix a little bit of all the liquors in the parent’s bar in a bottle so they don’t notice the botlles going down. It was disgusting.

    • @hadrianryan4179
      @hadrianryan4179 Před rokem +6

      I did that too! But my sister knew better than to subject herself to it. Only me and one other guy in our group could stomach that one lol... Turned out most of my dad's bottles were older than me. 😅

    • @IQzminus2
      @IQzminus2 Před 10 měsíci +1

      In Swedish it’s called a ‘häxa’ which means witch, referring to it in a witch brew sense.
      Because who knows what’s in it, and the taste like it was made of a animal tail, poisonous mushrooms, rotten fruit, and who knows what.
      Mostly just drank by teenagers doing the same thing as you did

  • @The_Keeper
    @The_Keeper Před rokem +67

    I... I kinda wanna try the Malibu Pineapple Old-Fashioned Horror, simply because of how horrifying your description of it is.
    I mean, a drink that invokes Lovecraftian feelings is a drink that should be tried, at least once.

    • @red_menace1829
      @red_menace1829 Před rokem +6

      Duality of man..willing to go to the edges of insanity for a good buzz

    • @Raelarial
      @Raelarial Před 4 měsíci +1

      11 months later, did u try it and die or something?

    • @jediknight1294
      @jediknight1294 Před 2 měsíci

      ​@@Raelarialiv tried it, Greg is right BUT there's a way to fix it.
      Make it with plantation Mrs stiggins fancy pineapple rum. Use cocoa or chocolate bitters and its SPECTACULAR.

  • @Frequencydead
    @Frequencydead Před rokem +62

    I'm surprised the beef fizz didn't make it to the list

    • @florindalucero3236
      @florindalucero3236 Před rokem +8

      I'm sorry, did you just use the words beef, and fizz, together, on purpose?!?! Beef, FIZZ?!?!?!!

    • @scaper8
      @scaper8 Před rokem +15

      @Florinda Lucero Oh yes, he did. Look up "beef fizz" here on the good ol' CZcams. You'll find Greg's crack at it along with many other's attempts. It's a, uh, certainly a something.

  • @imightbebiased9311
    @imightbebiased9311 Před rokem +118

    I legitimately thought this was going to be the episode where you made the cocktails suggested by the community. :D

    • @naturalist10000
      @naturalist10000 Před rokem +14

      Thank god that it wasn't,
      Would've been horrified if my recipe was something he hated.

    • @johnp.2267
      @johnp.2267 Před rokem +5

      I'd love to see Greg try a couple of my own "cursed cocktail" discoveries, just to see if he had a similar reaction to mine.
      No joke, the Old Kaiser had me on my knees begging for my taste buds to die in peace.
      Old Kaiser
      1 oz. Jagermeister
      1 oz. Peppermint schnapps
      2 dashes of bitters
      .5 oz. lime juice

    • @jegger2143
      @jegger2143 Před rokem +1

      @@johnp.2267 hmmm
      ... what bitters we talking here?
      Orange?
      Peychauds?
      Angostura?

    • @johnp.2267
      @johnp.2267 Před rokem +1

      @@jegger2143 That, I don't remember. All I do remember is how my tongue gave me the hairy side-eye for hours afterwards.

  • @mtgemperor
    @mtgemperor Před rokem +27

    I'm a relatively recent subscriber and subscribed shortly before The Customer is Always Wrong episode. As he opened, I KNEW that Malibu-ish Pineapple Old Fashioned AND the Midori Margarita was going to be in this episode.
    RIP Greg's liver and stomach 💀💀

  • @venge1894
    @venge1894 Před rokem +18

    The "Midori Margarita" originates as a recipe from the company that makes it themselves. I have a bottle and it's printed on the back label of the bottle.

  • @linden4372
    @linden4372 Před rokem +32

    Irrespective of the Eldermancy drink, I would love to know how to get my hands on some elderberry liqueur/creme de elderberry or whatever, just cuz I love elderberry
    edit: just saw there's a recipe in the description. Bless you, Greg.

  • @Serimewmow
    @Serimewmow Před rokem +101

    Love the vid greg great to relive some of the memories but it does make me REALLY miss the customer is always wrong vids and would love another one lol. They are the vids i always return to to watch from time to time.

    • @bradleylovej
      @bradleylovej Před rokem +1

      I like those too. Along with the history ones. I miss the history ones a lot

  • @cb034
    @cb034 Před rokem +15

    I forgot about the eldermancy, so i got to experience the horror of its creation again, as if for the first time. I could see the elderberry, lemon, and yogurt working as a creamy, fruity drink. Maybe espresso and the ale working together (irdk as i dont drink ale), but l of those things together with so so much alcohol

  • @eppicNESSSS
    @eppicNESSSS Před rokem +11

    I love when Greg gets all “end of days” after drinking something terrible

  • @CM12354
    @CM12354 Před rokem +17

    "That tastes like the inside of a vacuum" is what I will be using from now on

  • @SSmotzer
    @SSmotzer Před rokem +18

    Making a nightmare cocktails episode without having to drink anything, clever.

  • @if1oopthepig990
    @if1oopthepig990 Před rokem +24

    I've only seen a handful of these episodes that these snippets are pulled from, but I was dying laughing the whole time! 😂 Makes me want to go back through and watch the full episodes!

  • @Darkrai9087
    @Darkrai9087 Před rokem +16

    I'm legitimately surprised that the original Ward 8 wasn't present on the list of the worst drinks you've made. That one went so incredibly wrong!

  • @kanetw_
    @kanetw_ Před rokem +14

    When I was in Japan, the Final Fantasy XIV Eorzea cafe had a "Dark Knight" drink. My reaction was pretty much what yours was to that Malibu Pineapple abomination, although yours sounds more vile for sure.

  • @willdouglas7572
    @willdouglas7572 Před rokem +55

    Excited for this worst of list! Hopefully a best of soon?

  • @JoshZanders
    @JoshZanders Před rokem +35

    I almost forgot about the balsamic soda! 😆 I DO make balsamic sodas like that as a diet-friendly soda, but (a) use ANYTHING other than La Crotch, and (b) don't use anywhere near that much vinegar. With just a dash of some of the fruit-flavored finishing vinegars, it's actually quite nice!

    • @MuriKakari
      @MuriKakari Před rokem +2

      I regularly make flavored water out of apple cider vinegar and / or green onions, but skip the carbonation. Carbonated water to me always tastes disgusting regardless of the brand. Likewise, hard seltzer.

    • @florindalucero3236
      @florindalucero3236 Před rokem +3

      Have you ever made your own shrub? That stuff is so delicious I could drink it straight.

  • @wynjones2877
    @wynjones2877 Před rokem +6

    I have described my only experience of driving past a pulp mill as "Force-feed moth balls to a skunk until it dies, and then leave it out in the sun for a week". Yuck. The fact that you also referenced H. P. Lovecraft in the same tasting notes is just priceless.

  • @the_senate8050
    @the_senate8050 Před rokem +4

    I believe the correct toast for something called the "Infected Whitehead" is "Praise the Plaguefather!".

  • @heatherbuttari6916
    @heatherbuttari6916 Před rokem +28

    Would be interesting to see him try out an assortment of different drinks while under the effects of a miracle berry tablet.

    • @alecwallisch9045
      @alecwallisch9045 Před rokem +4

      This is a really fun potential idea. Trying favorite drinks before and afterwards. Miracle berry does some weirddddd stuff to taste

  • @dbrosnan1
    @dbrosnan1 Před rokem +3

    I came up with a pretty rough recipe a few weeks ago that might be a competitor here: 2 oz Erguotou, 6 oz Mountain Dew Spark, 2 dashes lavender bitters.

  • @PullstartRipcord
    @PullstartRipcord Před rokem +4

    the clips transition really well between eachother well done

  • @jetrexdesign
    @jetrexdesign Před rokem +4

    "This is a Color Out of Space" appreciate the Lovecraft reference. Now we need a Lovecraft Cocktail.

  • @FabulousaAliya
    @FabulousaAliya Před rokem +17

    Potential game idea! Have people describe a drink (but they can't use any ingredient names), but the catch is that the drink is one of the people's favorite drink, and the other person hates it! And based only off of their descriptions, you have to try to make the drink they're talking about. Could be a fun collab with a few other creators too!

    • @florindalucero3236
      @florindalucero3236 Před rokem +2

      Genius! If I was still in college, this would be a fantastic drinking game!

  • @raggedyanarchist
    @raggedyanarchist Před rokem +9

    Yeah, if I were to make a Midori margarita, I'd interpret it the same way where you're swapping Midori in for the triple sec...
    However, if you swapped the Midori in for the tequila and kept the triple sec, it's basically a Japanese Slipper which is a perfectly serviceable (not great, but serviceable) cocktail...

  • @dogfellow3848
    @dogfellow3848 Před rokem +9

    I still remember how everyone was pointing out that Greg completely misunderstood the instructions on the midori margarita

  • @zephyrus2569
    @zephyrus2569 Před rokem +7

    My takeaway from this is to avoid spirit-forward cocktails made with inferior spirits, anything with large amounts of Tabasco sauce, and anything with ingredients picked to fit an acronym (especially if the acronym is longer than 5 letters.)

  • @redlcn
    @redlcn Před rokem +22

    So very curious to know if your stomach has ever rejected whatever garbage you've sadly had to drink and just immediately barfed.

  • @professorkitkat
    @professorkitkat Před rokem +8

    The pineapple rum old fashion has by far the best reaction and I'm still trying to think of a better (or in this case worse) cocktail to make that could beat it

  • @dj_bluester9201
    @dj_bluester9201 Před rokem +4

    He's like dumbledore drinking that cursed water in half blood prince

  • @generalhades4518
    @generalhades4518 Před rokem +3

    the tapeworm had me in tears. you sir, are a masochist. you have gone well beyond the realm of commitment. you are right, i could see the steam!

  • @DapperCommander
    @DapperCommander Před rokem +5

    i think you should try making "The Bloody Awful" from Top Gear. I'd like to see someone attempt to give tasting notes for something like that.

  • @RedPanther418
    @RedPanther418 Před rokem +16

    Hey Greg, my friends and I are from Mississippi and we love your show. There is a local distillery called Cathead that makes a honeysuckle vodka that you might like. They're a pretty big company here but it's hard to find their stuff online. My friend who ate a lot of acid back in the hippie days invented a new cocktail, inspired by your show - a watermelon vodka martini made with pickle juice. They call it Mississippi Piss, and I've tried one. It is unique among flavors.

  • @jessicabailey1829
    @jessicabailey1829 Před rokem +14

    I don't know how you would approach this, but I would love to see your interpretation of drinks based on Lord of the Rings. Either drinks actually featured or new drinks based off the characters :)

  • @jeffkirchner1071
    @jeffkirchner1071 Před rokem +4

    Side note: LOVE the off-camera voice/commentary! Can we get more of that??

  • @erzsebetkovacs2527
    @erzsebetkovacs2527 Před rokem +3

    The Healthy Coke recipe is interesting, because as you also mention, it is almost posca, which might be the first soda-like drink invented and consumed. It is true that that tastes of balsamic vinegar, but made with a good quality vinegar and honey, it can be very refreshing on a hot summer day. Basically, it's lemonade before lemonade itself was able to have been invented (due to necessity of lemons).

  • @Azure888
    @Azure888 Před rokem +4

    This was soooo much more entertaining than I could have possibly imagined.

  • @satagaming9144
    @satagaming9144 Před rokem +2

    "I think that's gone straight through the hippocampus and into the long-term memory" is now something I will use daily.

  • @linden4372
    @linden4372 Před rokem +12

    "and I'm the drunker or it" is such a great summary for all these lol

  • @danielbickford3458
    @danielbickford3458 Před rokem +7

    Kind of want to see someone make a montage of just the reaction parts of this

  • @reso7675
    @reso7675 Před rokem +4

    The thing about the healthy coke idea..... I know that I've seen a few more fruity vinegars, especially here in Korea, like a plum vinegar, that you can mix up with seltzer or carbonated water or even just regular flat water, and just drink if you want a sweet tooth. So there is some truth to using vinegar like that, but if you're going to use balsamic vinegar, you really need to use the Good Stuff, because the cheap market balsamic is all tart and no sweetness to me.

  • @leohuang2610
    @leohuang2610 Před rokem +7

    If these are really worse than the blueberry dirty martini and the Thai chicken negroni (assuming you didn't forget them) then I'm really curious to try them.
    If you want to replace an entry on this list (for an update next year maybe?) then try any cocktail made with Salmiakki liqueur. If you can't import Salmiakki Koskenkorva, buy ammonium-salted licorice (possibly called "double-salted licorice") and infuse 50g in 500ml of vodka for 2 weeks.

    • @nicola3540
      @nicola3540 Před 10 měsíci

      A Thai chicken negroni??! I don’t know what that involves but the name alone makes me feel thoroughly ill!

  • @conjoiner83
    @conjoiner83 Před rokem +5

    Pineapple Malort old fashioned anyone? And by that I mean infusing pineapple into Malort.

  • @Shahjahani777
    @Shahjahani777 Před rokem +5

    Just started the episode. There better be some doc venture concoctions in here lol.

    • @howtodrink
      @howtodrink  Před rokem +3

      :( Sadly those original files are lost to time

    • @thomascollins5622
      @thomascollins5622 Před rokem +2

      @@howtodrink You just gotta make another episode, then!

    • @Shahjahani777
      @Shahjahani777 Před rokem

      @@howtodrink o no!!!! That's too bad. I loved those, mostly because I just loved The Venture Brothers. Cheers!!

  • @IrishWeegee
    @IrishWeegee Před rokem +1

    I love it when the flavor profile text argues with Greg, "Language! Read it again." Good stuff as always!

  • @do6574
    @do6574 Před rokem +1

    Greg is yelling about mint surprise and the end video add pops up for Mint Mobile! Lol perfect add placement CZcams, good job.

  • @ghu83
    @ghu83 Před rokem +3

    I'm extremely conflicted between hating clip episodes and loving seeing greg drinking horrible stuff

  • @kassjames5301
    @kassjames5301 Před rokem +3

    Had someone order a cosmopolitan with creme de menthe, and I genuinely gagged while mixing it. Though... that pineapple old fashioned does look vile. What makes these worse is that they're genuine drinks with just replacements of liquor. They're not something like horse j*zz (milk & beer) or a smoker's cough (Jagermeister & mayonnaise) which are designed to be hateful.

  • @mstieler8480
    @mstieler8480 Před rokem +1

    I am never going to get tired of seeing the Malibu Pineapple Old Fashioned, A.K.A. the Flavor Out of Space.

  • @lookolookthefox
    @lookolookthefox Před rokem +2

    Ketel One's genever is something students drink as a shot, purely to get drunk, in the Netherlands, I was very surprised to hear it's vodka be called 'fine'

    • @rolanddeschain6265
      @rolanddeschain6265 Před rokem

      There is so little difference between vodka grades after about the 25$ per bottle mark lol
      It's fucking rocket fuel. There is literally no flavor and you can only purify it so much haha, vodka elitists baffle me

  • @snazzyfeathers
    @snazzyfeathers Před rokem +8

    Greg has an uncanny (and dare I say, supernatural) way of knowing what drinks taste like without having ever tasted the thing he's comparing the drink to.

  • @chezaraeyothers5164
    @chezaraeyothers5164 Před rokem +3

    If you start to run out of ideas, or have the time to put it together...it would be pretty cool to see a bloopers reel lol, just a bunch of cut footage over the years edited together into an episode

    • @howtodrink
      @howtodrink  Před rokem +5

      Not out of ideas, just gonna start running "B-Side" type secondary episodes on thursdays alongside A-Side content on Tuesdays

    • @chezaraeyothers5164
      @chezaraeyothers5164 Před rokem

      @@howtodrink I'm sorry Greg, I didn't mean it suggesting you were out of ideas. I enjoy them all, I guess I was suggesting that if you find yourself brainstorming I think this could be pretty entertaining

  • @looc546
    @looc546 Před rokem +1

    took me until the leisure suit showed up to realize this is a GODDAM CLIP SHOW GREG

  • @blurbicontotalicus
    @blurbicontotalicus Před rokem +1

    The color out of space comment made me laugh good. "It's just a taste, but it buuuuuuurns." HAHA :D

  • @davidrogers9206
    @davidrogers9206 Před rokem +5

    I'm sorry for your suffering, thank you for the delicious pain

  • @TDKnave
    @TDKnave Před rokem +3

    So this is just a supercut of the shitiest drinks?

  • @marcwebb1415
    @marcwebb1415 Před rokem +1

    Cursed cocktail and Customer Always Wrong are the best episodes. Perhaps do the “dude, give you a dollar” challenge to other drinks YT channels like an episode of Hot Ones

  • @justsomeperson5110
    @justsomeperson5110 Před rokem +2

    Not counting oyster shots, the worst drink I've seen someone make is an *Un*comfortably Numb: One bar spoon of simple syrup. 3 oz of Southern Comfort. 1 oz of tequila. 1 oz of Jagermeister. 1 tablespoon of Nyquil. A splash of bitters. Sprinkle in a packet of aspirin powder. Garnish with a sprig of rubbed mint and a maraschino cherry sharing a toothpick. No ice. Stir with the mint and cherry facing downward. Bonus points for using it to wash down a Benadryl. Now you're ready to give up on this crappy day! Go to bed.
    (Gotta love my fam. I suspect my aunt invented this one. She certainly ended a few nights with them.)

  • @hoodieninja_7203
    @hoodieninja_7203 Před rokem +1

    The pineapple incident reminds me of an instant noodle misadventure I once had. Nissin Beef Ramen, Worcestershire sauce, and a slice of American cheese. Not a great idea on paper, but also something that could work. Beef and Worcestershire sauce go together, and believe it or not, American cheese is a pretty common addition to instant noodles.
    It went so impressively wrong, worse than I could have imagined. Every miserable note of fermentation and decay in the unspellable sauce came out to party, the cheese refused to melt and incorporate entirely, and there was this hit that was kinda tamarind-y, but real bad. Then it all sorta came together in your mouth, tasting like something that had already been eaten and rejected by a wiser man's stomach. The original flavor was completely lost, corrupted by my own idiocy and desire for something beyond Nissin's perfectly acceptable beef flavor.
    Minus the cheese that glopped up at the bottom, I finished the bowl.

  • @donniecesar232
    @donniecesar232 Před rokem +1

    : I think this is a great idea, specially with the monstrous catalogue of HTD and the fact that most people - I assume - aren't familiar with the several iterations of the show. Throwback Tuesday is already a thing, so the scheduling is also apropos.

  • @fumoffu_l
    @fumoffu_l Před rokem +1

    So for the Midori margarita...
    I was on vacation, went to a place for Korean fried chicken, and without thinking, ordered the "Melon Margarita" off of their drink menu. By the time it got to my table, I remembered the video with the Midori Margarita and expected the worst. Honestly, it wasn't bad. It wasn't the best cocktail I've ever had, but I really did enjoy it. So I'm curious to what they did differently to make it good.
    And it definitely was not that color.

  • @caleidonauta
    @caleidonauta Před rokem

    To all out there who might be wondering, the font used in the descriptions is the one from Radiohead's KID A, and it's called BD PLAKATBAU Designed by Lopetz in 1995.

  • @blueguitarbob
    @blueguitarbob Před rokem

    23:43 is Greg's impression of R2D2 being hit with the Jawa blaster in Star Wars: A New Hope. Congratulations, Greg. I thought you had to be a droid to make those sounds.

  • @bluemarauder6997
    @bluemarauder6997 Před 9 měsíci +1

    The "Greg": a little bit of eric buggenheim (the boogs), a splash of kevin james, a hint of frank calliendo's john madden, and a dash of jack black if he had a baby with brian quinn from the impractical jokers.

  • @Mark-ki7ic
    @Mark-ki7ic Před rokem

    Bless you Greg, your pain brings light into our lives

  • @poetfrost
    @poetfrost Před rokem

    This is what we live for. Thank you for making my night better.😂

  • @SuperOverlord666
    @SuperOverlord666 Před rokem +1

    Btw.. always love the music you overlay for the show... classy and classic

  • @qazzaqstan
    @qazzaqstan Před rokem

    I love that 2 of these are actually honest attempts at a drink (I guess the mojito is sort of a 3rd but unclear if Bacardi intended that to be used regular cocktails). Honest tries/actual orders gone horribly wrong are so much more fun than intentional cursed cocktails.

  • @adde9506
    @adde9506 Před rokem +1

    Grape soda and not-that-much-balsamic might do a pretty good impression of a Dr. Pepper.

  • @soggyleftoverfrenchfries

    LOVE this throwback

  • @dinocz3301
    @dinocz3301 Před rokem

    I was just rewatching cursed cocktails yesterday!

  • @TemenCMoth
    @TemenCMoth Před rokem +2

    When the Eldermancy wasn't even halfway through, you know you've seen some shit.

  • @artwithalexander5359
    @artwithalexander5359 Před 10 měsíci

    OMG i was laughing so hard on your reaction to that tapeworm thing i started choking! i had to pause the vid to get back under control enough to see the rest.

  • @snazzyfeathers
    @snazzyfeathers Před rokem +1

    The Midori Margarita episode is so great because he went in expecting it to be good (while as all the other drinks he fully expected them to be not good).

  • @jalenharrison1078
    @jalenharrison1078 Před rokem +1

    Went into a whole ancient curse monologue about that pineapple old fashioned 😂

  • @MsSteelphoenix
    @MsSteelphoenix Před 4 měsíci

    Ah yes. A complilation of the reason we watch this show: Greg's amazing descriptions of terrible, terrible drinks.

  • @isc9114
    @isc9114 Před rokem +1

    You should do more episodes of customer orders. I love the windows into the souls of madmen that it gives us.

  • @the.jamie.turner
    @the.jamie.turner Před rokem +1

    Re: the Yoga-Coka - A while ago I was introduced to balsamic *reduction* with soda/sparkling water, and while that still isn’t Coke, it’s much better than just vinegar. The reduction’s had time to get sweeter and more concentrated, so it acts much more like a regular soda syrup.

  • @corriev93
    @corriev93 Před rokem +2

    would love to see a video of you trying unusual alcohol from diffrent countries, honestly i just want to see you try Buckfast from the uk.

  • @Bahatmogan
    @Bahatmogan Před rokem +2

    While there is no possible way to save the current Eldermancy, ever thought about making your own interpretation of it? I mean, Sam is no bartender by trade and was certainly doing that ungodly monstrosity as a bit, but there's nothing stopping you from making what an Eldermancy (to a trained eye) could be. For me, since I usually associate "mancy" with Necromancy, I was thinking maybe a corpse reviver with your homemade Elderberry liquor mixed in. Or a hot drink for Pyro"mancy". Or super chill for Cryo"mancy". I feel like your missing out on a chance to have some fun with this.

  • @WillHammer93
    @WillHammer93 Před rokem +1

    I am surprised that we haven't had a super cut of all those ice cracking slo-mo money shots

  • @Hoshimaru57
    @Hoshimaru57 Před rokem +1

    As it turns out, there are a multitude of pineapple rum old fashioned recipes, and it goes by the name Rum Tiki or Painkiller Old Fashioned.
    And apparently, properly made they taste fine. But a pinned thread discusses what went wrong at length and concluded that there’s a chemical reaction when you combine artificial pineapple flavoring with citric acid and bitters that basically converts the whole thing into butyric acid.
    And butyric acid is the substance that gives butter and vomit their distinctive taste.