That's because in the past, Nile was actually part of vietnam, but when North Africa started to dry out, the aliens wanted to move it there, just to help the developing egyptian civilization. That's another contact between these two populations, besides the pyramid building.
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N'ah, you guys are like central-southern China (Shanghai region; you used to have your own civilization, but it was completely wiped out, and have assimilated into the conquering group), while the Vietnamese are more like the Berbers of North Africa (who were indeed influenced by the conquerors, but still have their own identity).
The similarities between europe/asian and especially southeast asia and the Mediterranean are striking in some respects. It makes sense that the dual seats of civilization are europe and east asia. Leads to my theory that Japan is the England of asia, both polite, monarchist, seafaring civilisations
Bro... 💀💀 Nahh thats crazy Edit:why is this so popular And to the people saying kosovo sleep with one eye open 😈🤤 Edit:2 DOTZZ HELP the replies??Edit:3 stop replying please
"I remember my grandfather telling me stories of how the navajo crossed the atlantic ocean to escape the pharoh of detroit" -found that posted somewhere else, made me think of this.
Funny this is this same sort of thinking is why we discovered plate tectonics - a guy noticed that South America and Africa look like puzzle piecs that fit into each other, and figured out they once did! (I think)
The sound is called science blaster.
I didnt think this video would get so much attention 😅
damn 48 secs ago
Hi
…look how they massacred my boy
WHAT 666 COMMENTS!!?!!
An interesting fact is that the population of the Nile River valley in Egypt is the same as the population of Vietnam, 100 million people
all of egypts population lives in that 5% of the land
☠️
@dotzz💀💀
thats even more sus
Guess it's no longer a theory...but a fact!
A Game fact!
Or geography fact?
Vietnam map
The S shape: ❌
The dragon shape: ❌
The Nile river shape: ✅
Song name
Hình chữ S mà ông
@@trangbui5017 Bro ko biết joke nghĩa là gì 💀
@@trangbui5017 coi phim joke mà ko biết joke
Dragon shape?
Bro is Asian pharaoh 💀
Dude what are you doing here?? (I know you from Bok Kas)
Song name
matpat food theory theme song?
❤
@@RIZARVYPUTRAERWIN-fk8uj ok
As a Vietnamese, I can confirm that we are Egyptian.
WE ARE EGYPTIAN.
makes sense
khaiphamba5991
Bout’ to give these fools the Pharaoh’s curse 🗿
You yellow, Egyptian not Yellow
"Hello internet, welcome to Map Theory"
Today we’re gonna talk about “Is Vitamin the Nile River?”
@@xinguan2681 yum, vitamin
rather large one, no?
@@xinguan2681hold up i think i got another theory is vietnam the same thing as vitamin
Mappat
"I'm the man, and here's the map!"
That's because in the past, Nile was actually part of vietnam, but when North Africa started to dry out, the aliens wanted to move it there, just to help the developing egyptian civilization. That's another contact between these two populations, besides the pyramid building.
does this mean that egypt is allied with the aliens
@@Notbritish5 always have been..
Bro is spitting random facts 💀@@Justathinkerintheweb3552
@@Justathinkerintheweb3552 why didint the aliens glass israel then
History Channel ahh comment
as a vietnamese, i can confirm this is 100% accurate.
Same
bản đồ này không có Hoàng Sa, Trường Sa
@@khanhdo0101Zoom ra là thấy mà ba 🗿
as an egyptian i can also confirm
Bro is Geography Theory💀
LMFAO
I WAS GONNA COMMENT THI-
This man summoned every Vietnamese person on CZcams
any video talk about vietnam, there will be us - vietnamese
@@FernzyFernz I'm actually Australian!
As a Filipino🇸🇦, I can confirm that along with my fellow Arab neighbors like China 🇹🇷 and Indonesia 🇾🇪
As another filipino 🇨🇱 I also confirm this fact with our allies like antarctica 🇧🇲 and sealand 🇬🇷
As a cook islander 🇧🇩 i have no idea what you guys are talking about
Philippines is Cyprus lmfao
@@Ninecircles4what
As a Filipino 🏳️⚧️🏴☠️🇦🇶, I can confirm that along with my fellow Bosnian neighbors like Czechokazakhstania 🇯🇵 and Paris 🇬🇧
As yes, Viegyptnam, my favorite country
Man, I can't wait to visit the ancient pharaoh Ho Chi Minh's tomb
Wait, we doe build big tombs for the leaders that pass away
As a Vietnamese, I already have this theory when i learned about Egypt in school
Lmao
Woah, change your pfp. The war is OVER
@@T1phuoc Fight against yankee imperialism is not over until they quit being imperialist
@@realdragao6367or until you starve because of economic mismanagement
@@T1phuocpost-Soviet commie countries are always larping like that
As an Indian, I cannot confirm anything
BRO I NEVER NOTICED THAT VIETNAM AND THE NILE OF EGYPT ARE SIMILAR WHEN I WAS YOUNG..
So by becoming aware of this knowledge you're not young anymore?
@@DanielSilva-gc4xz he is now an old man with grey beard and a wise old man
@@DanielSilva-gc4xzhe is now on his deathbed
thou has infinite wisdom for all others thy seek
@@DanielSilva-gc4xzHonestly im 99% sure OP is still young
Now I’m imagining Ihmotep from the Mummy series commanding a Viet Cong army…
The dunes! The dunes are speaking vietnamese Johnston!
Ah yes, Ho Chi Mehmet and Gamal Abdul Nyugen, my favourite historical duo
Ho Chi Mahmoud and Gamal Abdul Nguyen 😂😂
Nile is just Vietnam but on a diet 💀
Vietnam is already skinny as heck so i guess Nile is Vietnam but starved :skull:
The rest of the Nile: Am i a joke to you?
It lives in irrelevant countries like Sudan Ethiopia and South Sudan and thus it is irrelevant and has been disowned by the Nile-Prime
Bro weaked up and transcended.
Woke*
Aweak my chosen child, we have much wok to do.
@@vh4990 wok xD
w e a k e d
@@wiandryadiwasistio2062Lol, i'm sorry, i'm brazilian and I don't speak English very well.
As a Vietnamese, I can confirm we have 100+ pyraminds underground✅✅✅
But hey! It's just a theory ...
... A GEOGRAPHY THEORY!
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As a Vietnamese person on behalf of our country, we swear to have nothing to do with the construction of the pyramids
But there are reptilians in your tunnels.
That's exactly what somebody that helped build the pyramids would say...
That's exactly what someone who built the pyramids from the top down would say.
Well duh, that was the Aliens.
@@quadren4 I swear we're not aliens
Yeah God was lazy so he just copy pasted Vietnam in middle of a desert.
As a Vietnamese, i can confirm that our country were a river 3000 years ago
As a Vietnamese i can confirm we are Egyptian. The only difference is we got assimilated by the trees.
As an Egyptian, I now have Vietnam citizenship.
As a vietnamese, i can confirm that the Nile river is our nervous system
Ho Chi Min City (still Saigon in my brains) is also located in a similar relative position in its country as Cairo is in Egypt.
Saigon died 50 years ago bruv
@@Chicken_sandwich52 i mean most of our old man still pefer to call it Saigon
Saigon is just a cooler name.
Like Bombay and New Amsterdam.
France was so mad abt loosing to egypt they created their own💀
ayo 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
as a vietnamese i can confirm that mother nature gave our country the nile river shape 💀
pov: you found old zealand
Its a real place, zeeland is
1970: hiding in bushes
2024: hiding in nile river
As an Egyptian, I can confirm that we are, certainly, Vietnamese.
N'ah, you guys are like central-southern China (Shanghai region; you used to have your own civilization, but it was completely wiped out, and have assimilated into the conquering group), while the Vietnamese are more like the Berbers of North Africa (who were indeed influenced by the conquerors, but still have their own identity).
Also, if you color all of the coastal PRC provinces (excluding Hainan) it looks like a bigger Vietnam
To be fair phu quoc looks like a smaller hainan so keeping it still looks true
As an Egyptian, I’m a Vietnamese. I’m an Afrisian.
As a Vietnamese I can confirm that we are Nilst
That’s a very nilistic point of view.
@@ErenDoppleganerba dum tss
Bro had put the U.S. pfp 💀
@@Memevietnam98 captured war trophy
" As a Vietnamese" ...
Yeah, you can't trick me with this flag CIA AGENT!
As a speaking tree, I can confirm that Egypt is our forgotten homeland.
"Chúng tôi là Pharaohs và như vậy"
We were Pharaohs and such
Teraz wiemy w jakie jeno pierony starożytny Egipt czmychnął
Yeah lol
Slav?
As a vietnamese, we can confirm we get pharaohs curses
Ho Chi Minh?
@@NguyenTheBinh-pd communist downgrade is the true term of pharaohs curse
As a German, I can confirm nothing because my country looks more like an old woman talking very loudly.
As an Egyptian, I can confirm that Vietnamese are Egyptian.
As a vietnamese, i can confirm our great great great grandfather built the damn pyramid
matpat's content really changed before he logged off
Dear 🇻🇳, !تحيا مصر -Love, 🇪🇬
As a Vietnamese, Egypt is our birth right
"Hello internet & welcome to Conspiracy Theory"
As an Egyptian, i can confirm that all Egyptians are vietnamese..
Saying "The phillipines looks like the UK" is similar to saying "UK is the drier version of the Phillipines".
as a malaysian, i can comfirm our asean partner is actually an ancient kingdom that built pyramids
Back in the day, there were a lot of Punji traps near the Nile and the reeds used to speak Vietnamese.
This must be how alfred wegner sounded to everyone else back then
Bouta send this to my geography teacher
Since Egypt was so great they had to make Egypt 2
Ah yes, the great pharaoh Thuhtat Namong
The similarities between europe/asian and especially southeast asia and the Mediterranean are striking in some respects. It makes sense that the dual seats of civilization are europe and east asia.
Leads to my theory that Japan is the England of asia, both polite, monarchist, seafaring civilisations
As a Vietnamese, I can confirm th-...ALL HAIL PHARAOH...
honestly if the Nile ended in Egypt this would be really cool, but sadly it goes all the way down to Uganda so it doesnt really work of course
The Nile does end in Egypt, it drains into the Mediterranean sea.
@@dotzz no i meant, that it flows in the sudans and uganda and all those countries
as a Vietnamese, I can confirm that this theory is TRUE
History Channel at midnight:
Its crazy that this popped up because im egyptian
same lol
Same
Bro has a superpower to summon every Vietnamese people on CZcams
Bro... 💀💀 Nahh thats crazy Edit:why is this so popular And to the people saying kosovo sleep with one eye open 😈🤤 Edit:2 DOTZZ HELP the replies??Edit:3 stop replying please
The whole country of serbia commented this is how crazy it is ( know its just a person using the flag and its not the country but thats still crazy)
@@bunple 💀
Serbian flag 💀 why it is remind me the incident of 1999 (not hate)
@@Memevietnam98 😔
@@peterwille8239why flag of south Serbia🤨🔥🗣️
Lazy devs are just reusing assets now…
But hey, that's just a theory...
A GEOGRAPHY THEORY!!!!!
I love Vietnam from Egypt 😂
🇪🇬❤🇻🇳
To Graham Hancock, this can't be a coincidence.
"If the trees speak Vietnamese,then the sand dunes speak arabic"
-jamal abdulnasir(probably),1967.
BRO DIDN’T COOK, BRO STRAIGHT UP BURNT 🔥🔥
As an american, i realize now why thinking about the Nile gives me strange anxiety and reminds me of gunshots now.
😮
The Nile just looks like a Malnourished Vietnam
:)
The Nile River looks like that Alien mummy version of Vietnam
So your telling me god copy and pasted vietnam onto the sahara and called it a day?
As a Vietnamese, I know it's a fact that we do walk like an Eyptian 🕺
"I remember my grandfather telling me stories of how the navajo crossed the atlantic ocean to escape the pharoh of detroit" -found that posted somewhere else, made me think of this.
As a Vietnamese I can confirm alien helped us won the American
As a vietnamese, I can confirm I am a Vietnamese
When the Nile starts speaking in Crocodile
Walk like an Egyptian.
We might as well be the far relatives of the Egyptians 😂
Dude is the Egyptian god.
I was expecting some kind of wacky theory like Vietnam was influenced by Egypt. But no, Vietnam is just Egypt. 🤣🤣🤣
South Nile vs North Nile
Upper Egypt vs Lower Egypt
Pangea?
Tectonic Plate Movement?
Or... AWIENS?
Funny this is this same sort of thinking is why we discovered plate tectonics - a guy noticed that South America and Africa look like puzzle piecs that fit into each other, and figured out they once did! (I think)
as a vietnamese person, i agree this is indeed correct and should be taught in the history books.
As an Egyptian i can confirm we're Vietnamese
Fun fact both Vietnam and Egypt have gave the U.S hard time in the 60’s
But that's just a theory
A country theory
As a Vietnamese person, I can confirm our country is just a river
I have another theory similar to this one:
What if the Florida peninsula was cut and pasted from the Hudson Bay by aliens?
/j
Hardcut to Egyptian and Vietnamese men frantically covering a jungle with sand to maintain the illusion
as a vietnamese, that was dayumm hilarious LLLLOOOOLLLL
Up next,
Sweden is Lake Michigan?
"Could you please not reuse old patterns?"
"Its a country and the other is a river. They are just some apes. Noone will notice!"
Nile river and valley can go through entire Vietnam because this river length about almost 7000km long
The shape ,there is oil ,regime is authoritarian ,people are oppressed.Well someone is in dire need of freedom.
As a Vietnamese
I can confirm that we were Pharaoh and such