Ever wondered how you, the Dragonborn, must look to #Skyrim NPCs? Wonder no more. Instagram: pertinax_yt... Eric Andre Show Parody Skyrim Music: Tooth and Claw, Far Horizons, Ancient Stones
@goggles789 youtube is garbage, i can't post this comment without it being deleted, unless i put it after some other text. It's not stamina efficient, and it doesn't make you faster in the real life™ engine
He dove into that mine. The mine the bandit camp is built around west Whiterun and east of Bleakwind Basin. Those sorta sounded like dome Lords of The Rings diresctions.
Mine Owner (whoever that may be...): "Here for work? I'll buy any ore you bring me." My Dragonborn (while hauling 85 freaking pounds of Malachite, Ebony and Quicksilver ore): "Bro, I just wrenched this ore from the rock in a furious...I think 42 hours while tripping balls on about five bottles of Skooma. I'm saving all of this shit in my valuables chest back in Whiterun. Just as soon as I sprint back there along the road in 16 hours or so, throw up everything in a barrel outside Honningbrew Meadery, then limp into my home and ask how Lydia's day was. Life is awesome!"
Ikr... like you just saved the planet and every Jarls still like... "Look my people don't know you, if you want to buy property you must aid 3 of them with menial labour and delivery tasks." "BITCH I AIDED EVERY PERSON ON THIS PLANET!"
Within the context of this video, “We don’t know you, and we don’t want you here.” takes on a clear tone of fear. Like this one npc has seen the pure chaos of the Dragonborn from the beginning of the video until that point and is just shakily trying to keep up a façade of sternness whilst begging you to leave and have mercy on him and his loved ones.
Did you know that after the forge master's fingers quest, all orcs in the stongholds are considered friends and can be used to level up the Ebony Blade?
"trying to keep up a façade" Do you mind if I borrow that character? I don't have a key for it on my keyboard, but I'm trying to keep up a facade of sophistication and fastidiousness.
My two favorite things in the whole world combined together, Eric Andre and Skyrim, who though I would ever see such a thing happens. You are my hero Pertinax.
I honestly and sincerely means from the bottom of my heart when I say this is what I came here for this is what I use CZcams for and it's been months since I found something on CZcams that I gave a shit about and this is it and I sincerely thank you for creating this seriously I mean it thank you do not stop.
I love this phenomenon of splicing scenes from shows/movies and editing them into the context of video games, especially Bethesda games. Pertinax and his Skyrim sopranos edits are gold.
Because of you I restarted skyrim a couple weeks ago and have completed companions, most thieves guild, Dragonborn DLC and own nearly every home and property possible in skyrim already. I have not however even begun the main story yet. This whole channel is GOLD. Bless you
My gf and I platinumed it on ps4 a couple years ago, and just spent quality time splitting up things to do to get it done again on the 10th anniversary edition. It's hard to get bored of this game lol.
Just wanted to clear something up - a few weeks ago I posted a Bear Grylls Skyrim vid, without realising that the idea had already been done by someone else on youtube, Roryo. Apart from uploading, I've been offline lately so didn't realise the coincidence. Check out Roryo's vid for all your Skyrim survival meme needs: czcams.com/video/F3eP4K5Yt-I/video.html
This was a great one, it made me really happy -your videos are normally really good, but this one… i’m gonna hope you turn this one into a series more than anything… it’s gold.
Fun Fact: You can also gain ore from attacking the vain with an equiped pickaxe. It's just as fast as interacting with it, but you can also do it while dual-wielding pickaxes, doubleing your gathering speed.
Do you guys think we are actually living in a videogame and Eric Andre really is a player character? This video shattered my reality and showed me the truth I never knew I didn't want to know.
The thing that always hilariously struck me is people seeing the Dragonborn sprinting literally everywhere he goes.
boy, you should have seen me playing with the "lightning fast sprint" mod lol
I don't find it weird until I first played ESO 😂
And jumping.... I have the jump while sprinting mod 🏃♂️ 🏃♂️ 🏃♂️ 🏃♂️ 🏃♂️
I kinda sprint everywhere i go in real life too sometimes
@goggles789 youtube is garbage, i can't post this comment without it being deleted, unless i put it after some other text. It's not stamina efficient, and it doesn't make you faster in the real life™ engine
Eric Andre spams the jump button as he walks through town
Nah, that's Oblivion you're thinking of.
Who doesn't
The inner oblivion player shines through
It's yoooouuuuu
@@negativedumpster9778 *Morrowind
God, the sprinting into the mine then furiously hacking away at every ore vein with a pickaxe is stupidly accurate.
don't forget spawning a Dremora Lord to attack people just before that
He dove into that mine. The mine the bandit camp is built around west Whiterun and east of Bleakwind Basin. Those sorta sounded like dome Lords of The Rings diresctions.
Mine Owner (whoever that may be...): "Here for work? I'll buy any ore you bring me."
My Dragonborn (while hauling 85 freaking pounds of Malachite, Ebony and Quicksilver ore): "Bro, I just wrenched this ore from the rock in a furious...I think 42 hours while tripping balls on about five bottles of Skooma. I'm saving all of this shit in my valuables chest back in Whiterun. Just as soon as I sprint back there along the road in 16 hours or so, throw up everything in a barrel outside Honningbrew Meadery, then limp into my home and ask how Lydia's day was. Life is awesome!"
NPC: *precise, conservative strikes*
Dragonborn: *whirling, three hit, combo*
that smithing skill ain't gonna raise itself bruh
"Save the Skyrim from The World Eater"
NPC: We don't know you, we don't want you here.
Ikr... like you just saved the planet and every Jarls still like...
"Look my people don't know you, if you want to buy property you must aid 3 of them with menial labour and delivery tasks."
"BITCH I AIDED EVERY PERSON ON THIS PLANET!"
@@jaybee8862 That all feels like a much too common Open World Games-Thing
With they are secretly preying to be saved from the dragon born 😂
That dive into the cave ended me man lmaoo
good
*Embershard Mine
It ended him, too
This was beautiful from start to finish.
Amen brother
Bird up.
“Some teenager just messed up my car!”
@goggles789 suffering from success
No truer words have been spoken since the beginning of time...
Please, do more of these. It fits perfectly, it's almost like Eric Andre himself green screened himself in the game.
Eric's "what is going on with you?" Is my favorite bit he does and you included two of them. Love it.
I love your energy right now
It kills me everytime lmao, so concerned and sad 😂
"The perfect meme can't exist"
Pertinax: Hold my Skooma
It’ll get you mad fucked up for cheap
This is even better then It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia mixed with Fallout NV.
An ancient & powerful weapon. Use it wisely.
*BIRD UP!*
Partysnacks
Hopefully it's imported and not from Skyrim cause Skyrims skooma is garbagio
And this man is the only one that can destroy dragons for good. The fate of Tamriel is in his hands.
legit, like this insane man lunatic is the only being that they can rely on
Talos preserve us…
I want to like this comment, but it's at 666 so I'll just say good work.
here is your 1000th 'like'.
Gods be praised.
Anyone else getting "we're f**ked" vibes? 😂
Within the context of this video, “We don’t know you, and we don’t want you here.” takes on a clear tone of fear.
Like this one npc has seen the pure chaos of the Dragonborn from the beginning of the video until that point and is just shakily trying to keep up a façade of sternness whilst begging you to leave and have mercy on him and his loved ones.
Did you know that after the forge master's fingers quest, all orcs in the stongholds are considered friends and can be used to level up the Ebony Blade?
"trying to keep up a façade"
Do you mind if I borrow that character? I don't have a key for it on my keyboard, but I'm trying to keep up a facade of sophistication and fastidiousness.
Over 10 years later and there is still quality Skyrim content being created.
Eric Andre can literally be put in any Bethesda game and it makes sense
He's one of Sheogorath's Lieutenants.
"Nalcarya, my friend! I would like to sell you this fine diamond!"
"I don't trust like that"
@@Ved000000 open that button
Or "it jus works" according to Todd Howard.
If anything it makes more sense.
Him sitting down next to the Jarl at 1:00 is edited nearly flawlessly, great work Pertinax
it wasnt edited in
@@emmathepony1992 part of the game
The dive into the cave was absolutely amazing as well
its a creation club add on bro.. where have you been
I can't stress enough how perfectly this meshes with my humor and interests. Like this was made entirely for me to laugh at
that feeling is a big part of AI content, reccomend trying some of the skyrim AI mods
That jump into the cave was absolute perfection, lol!
The pure aggresion in each and every action is so on point 😂
This is the greatest thing ever conceived by human minds.
Idk the sopranos ones are perfect
@@marklynch1305 agreed, but this is as close as perfect as I can think of
*shoots Alduin in the face*
"We'll be right back"
I never would have thought you’d top Sack and Tony running from a dragon, but here we are. BARD UP!!!!!!!
Beat me to it
Bard up 🤣🤣🤣
This tells me you've seen every season more than twice. 10/10 it's perfect.
That alchemy thing was pure and distilled genius
BA-DUM, TSSSSSS 🎶 🥁
Not just distilled, double-distilled. Like that skooma in the Gnisis Cornerclub.
@@hythunza1811 nice one 😎👊
[Potion of Ranch added]
@@hythunza1811 1000 septims?
My two favorite things in the whole world combined together, Eric Andre and Skyrim, who though I would ever see such a thing happens. You are my hero Pertinax.
Yes its good to see the chosen one himself in the game of gamez
Same here. Eric Andre just speaks to me because I have a very absurd sense of humor..and this is a dream come true.
This is art. My day is legitimately all the better now.
You’ve discovered a vein of gold. And you have the eye and the skill to make the raw material into artwork. This is amazing work, bravo!!!!
I salute every second of suffering you went through to edit this beast.
“We dont know you and dont want you here”
“YES!” *cheering*
Dude this is perfection. I need a full 2 hour movie of this.
Eric Andre in Skyrim is something I never knew I needed in my life
This was honestly perfect, I have never resonated with a meme so much
Yeah, this is Meme Lord material. No doubt.
Once again; pure gold. If you’re not getting paid for this, you should
TAKE MY GOLD PIECES!!!!
Ready to make some coin?
The ultimate quest in Skyrim: Delivering a PizzaBall to the Jarl.
Time to deliver a pizza orb!
This is funny and all but the editing is genuinely next level. The people have been added in so well it’s incredible. Good job!
The greatest piece of cinematography of all time. - Time Magazine
You've transcended into legendary meme status, this was perfection
Go Bruins!
@@Vilgotczky hell yeah brother!
this is so, so, so well made. AND it glues together two of my favorite pieces of entertainment ever
They way he faded out so perfectly when yeeting himself into the mine 😭😭😂😂
This fits so well
The jumping into the cave had me on the floor lmao
I honestly and sincerely means from the bottom of my heart when I say this is what I came here for this is what I use CZcams for and it's been months since I found something on CZcams that I gave a shit about and this is it and I sincerely thank you for creating this seriously I mean it thank you do not stop.
Two of my favorite things forcefully smashed together. Life is good.
Time well spent my friend 👍🏽
I love this phenomenon of splicing scenes from shows/movies and editing them into the context of video games, especially Bethesda games. Pertinax and his Skyrim sopranos edits are gold.
Eric leaping into embershard mine made my day. Great work as always bud
Because of you I restarted skyrim a couple weeks ago and have completed companions, most thieves guild, Dragonborn DLC and own nearly every home and property possible in skyrim already. I have not however even begun the main story yet. This whole channel is GOLD. Bless you
My gf and I platinumed it on ps4 a couple years ago, and just spent quality time splitting up things to do to get it done again on the 10th anniversary edition. It's hard to get bored of this game lol.
A certain friend of ours has to tell Ysolda to stop selling crack along those routes.
She carries on like that she'll bring the Whiterun guard down on us
@@Pertinax69 the Imperial guards too, and the Penitus Oculatus. All of these pricks are gonna start breathing down our necks again
@@augustus9708 Don't give me those Manson lamps
@@Pertinax69 "Cicero Lamps"
@@hazardeur Lachance Lamps too
🤣🤣🤣🤣 I fucking love your references, especially Eric Andre and soprano's. Please never stop man. I'd watch a whole series of you
I have now watched this about 20 times. That’s not an exaggeration lol
These videos are some of the most magical moments I've had in my life, please keep them coming.
For God's sake I needed that laugh. That was like a back massage and a foot rub at the same time. Thank you. I'll watch it again.
Need more footage of Eric running around Skyrim🤣
Probably one of your best ones yet. Awesome work!
This is everything I like perfectly mashed and messed together, thanks
I don't know why so much Skyrim content is popping up in my feed but I love it. All of these are masterpieces.
Just wanted to clear something up - a few weeks ago I posted a Bear Grylls Skyrim vid, without realising that the idea had already been done by someone else on youtube, Roryo. Apart from uploading, I've been offline lately so didn't realise the coincidence. Check out Roryo's vid for all your Skyrim survival meme needs: czcams.com/video/F3eP4K5Yt-I/video.html
This was a great one, it made me really happy -your videos are normally really good, but this one… i’m gonna hope you turn this one into a series more than anything… it’s gold.
This might be a favourite channel at the moment these vids are incredible
New Skyrim mod looks amazing
the bit with the wabbajack was the funniest shit I've seen in a while
omfg this is the best one of these type of skyrim videos i've seen wtf. enthralled by this. beautiful.
I love and look forward to every single one of your videos
Holy shit, this was your best one by far dude. Laughed my ass off xD
please please please do more Eric Andre Skyrim videos this is the most hilarious one by far
Eric Andre has so much meme potential, great intro lmao!
I can’t even describe how much I love your videos
Yoo these edits are perfect 🤣😂
I’ve been going through some rough shit, this honestly lifted my mood. Thanks my guy.
I appreciate all of your work but I think this will always be the best one, I absolutely cannot contain myself everytime i watch this
Amazing! Such a good mashup of two of my favorite things.
Perfection. Great editing my dude. Hats off to you. This'll be a go to when i need a laugh for sure.
Ive watched it like 19 times just because it's being a shit week lol
What a beautiful masterpiece, it brought tears to my eyes. Clearly made with great passion
I've seen a bunch of vids like this for various other games but this one hands down the best one and I actually liked.
Thank you for this. Editing... (chefs kiss) 10/10 👍😎
Lmao
I like how you turned a simple idea into this series of epic spoofs.
LOL. Great thing to wake up and have coffee with! Thanks mates!!!!
Art is evolving and it’s just so beautiful man no I’m not crying
I need more of this… it’s so great. I need more
This is too funny! Keep up the good work!
This has officially made the “favorite memes” playlist. Absolute masterpiece.
Sincerely the best edit for skyrim Ive seen thus far. 😂 Good work.
This edit is amazing, I laughed start to finish
Not even a minute in and already this is a masterpiece
We need more Eric Andre in video games, this was beautiful!
This is such high art it should be shown in galleries and museums
this is amazing we need more of this
This is edited flawlessly and I love it. 100/10, a true masterpiece
Not many people know this but you have talent! You deserve more subs.
This is perfect! Thank you for editing
Omg I love it, plz make more with Eric Andre it's perfect
Now to find a way to mod his dialogue into random moments into the game
Fun Fact: You can also gain ore from attacking the vain with an equiped pickaxe. It's just as fast as interacting with it, but you can also do it while dual-wielding pickaxes, doubleing your gathering speed.
Oh really?
The content I've always needed, but didn't know about!
This is easily the funniest video I've ever seen on CZcams. This deserves an award. This is pure dopamine right here.
Do you guys think we are actually living in a videogame and Eric Andre really is a player character?
This video shattered my reality and showed me the truth I never knew I didn't want to know.
I love this series 😆
All your work has lead to this. This is a masterpiece truly your Magnum Opus.
Beautiful, astounding editing 👍
How he loads into the cave at 1:10 😆
You earned a sub with this masterpiece. Bravo 👏
This is absolutely amazing lol! I needed this laugh, thank you
God bless you sir, this is your best one yet. Plus it has two of my favorite things, Eric Andre and Skyrim