She literally is describing a Twilight Zone episode.
i was like whaat it cant be that bad and then she got to the angry birds part
said that in chat. All she was missing was a gremlin out on the wing tearing things apart.
@@sparhawk2195 OMG, there's literally a gremlin on the wing?! Here, take my selfie
The way her model gets more unhinged the more outraged she gets is hilarious
Kronii encounters IRL bimbos, brain melts. Beautiful clip thank you!
"Mortal girls in an airplane offends Embodiment of Time with their poor knowledge of mythology."
Kronii telling stories is already amazing, but Kronii doing it as Kroniicopter while angrily Kroniicoptering is such mood.
Can we take a moment to appreciate “bobble-ronii”
I love the mental image of old ass kronii going around places, and silently judging every young person she comes across with absolute hatred behind her eyes
I can relate. Heck, I already hated young people when I was young. And now that I'm old and bitter I hate them even more.
Darn kids, get off My lawn!
Heck, I'm still a teenager and yet I feel like I can only relate myself to older people instead of someone from the same age. I'm more comfortable talking with people significantly older than me for some reason.
Now imagine a cranky young lad who gets irritated easily with even the smallest mistakes. That's me alright.
Or it's just the effects of puberty, can't confirm though.
You'll lose hair everytime you got encounters like that. They are so dumb and never think twice before saying anything.
Ask em common sense question and surprise surprise... they don't know anything.
A little off topic here but I just love the way Kronii is moving her model as she speaks.
I grew up in Cali but I’ve never heard anyone actually talk with vocal fry like the “valley girl” impressions I’ve heard online so I was convinced valley girls simply didn’t exist and it was just some prolonged myth. I now realize that most of the girls I knew were actually these new age valley girls and I live in a Disney TV show.
I have back in high school. It was like she was talking through her nose all the time.
I'm from Chile, and when i was in school there were like 2 girls that copied that accent bc of a kids show on nickelodeon, we hated their accent so much that some kids started making fun of them, bc it was fake asf, sounded extremely cringe and the girls weren't nice either. 2 weeks after that the girls stopped their bs
Grandma Kronii desperately trying to decipher the words of zoomers feels like a scene out a sitcom
Plastic speech, plastic personality, plastic interests... nothing unique about themselves.
Kronii is correct. She ran into younger normies.
@@Keirnoth
Kronii: well, at least my favourite 80's Japan music still here.
*Listening Plastic Love*
thats the problem with home schooled kids these days, they can't even find usa on a map.
@@radensuki But unlike public school kids, they CAN find their gender.
@@ahoyforsenchou7288 doesn't matter they'll end up herding sheep and cattle anyway.
Its funny how the more passionate or enthusiastic she is when she talks, the more she spins the model
100% convinced this is how people with no internal monologue act and just blurt out what they are currently thinking
Trust me, I fit that description very well (I have Asperger's Syndrome, that helps my lack of filtering.)
And I can *confidently* say I am WAY more intelligent than any of the people in this story. And it took me nine years to get a college degree.
Kronii: "It was like Uncanny Valley"
So, Uncanny Valley Girl?
I bet that flight attendants will hand out ear plugs for free on demand.
It sounds like a fever dream.
The fact that Kronii finds them cringe is a huge blessing.
When you find yourself acting like Kronii in moments like these, that's when you know that it's time for that prostate exam
When I hear people talk about having nostalgia for fnaf, I knew it was over for me.
She’s beginning to realize she’s stuck in The Kronii Show, quick reset the actors
Kronii feels like she has wine aunt energy here lol I am kinda into it
The wine Aunt spirit flowing into her as she stares into the abyss of "Da Baby". once it finally sets in that the alien creature she's staring at is going to call her aunteronii one day, the transformation will be complete.
being a Gen Z myself, I have the same feelings towards my contemporaries
Angry Kronii but is very much offset by how cute the puppeteering is.
Just put Kronii in these flights once a week and have her vent
Truly beautifull
The icing on the cake to this would be a canned audience laughter every 5 seconds
Also, “I took greek myth”, more like signed up for the class, but never attended. Someone recommend them Kronii’s hades playthrough, that outta put them in their place
Imagine at the middle of the flight, someone yells, “Okay. Cut! That’s a wrap, guys”
I love the descriptor "kidzbop valley girl"
I would literally go insane if I had to go anywhere, let alone an airplane ride, without my headphones, so my conclusion is that Kronii experienced a bizarre hallucination because she couldn't listen to anything.
Thanks for the clip!
This is what happens when Kronii abuses her time-powers.
I love this model where she still expresses her emotion through spinnimg lol
smol kronii model telling these stories makes it so much better
I know we make jokes about some people being "lizard people" or "aliens" but I think THOSE PEOPLE aren't human.
they're not real
they are not real
they are fake they are not real
@@shankingbuddy3629 did you know video about lady freak out on plane, there is ton of comment and i read some of them and make me question is it real or not, there is one 54 years old man tell his story when he is 16 has crush on girl and compliment her eyes in front of group from summer class and there is a girl sayin have you seen susan eyes and pointing the the girl named susan after that she ask that girl to come over and susan tell him how about her eyes can you see it he says no and she leaned forward 2 times and said can you see it now, all of sudden he say saw the pupil on her eye go from circle to reptilian straight up and down and that scared shit out of him he say and not tell any one what he experienced about that girl named susan even when already 50 he ask doctor is there any kind of disease or condition that can make eyes change like what he saw and the doctor say you watch to much movie but he tell the story and doctor say dont know even confused about what he saw, bruh and there is also guy who drive for living telling about his encounter that he said its like demon but in real human body when he give a ride to lady asking for help, he say its so creepy the conversation and the way that lady move also body gesture make him got goosebump all the time untill she got off, he even remember when that happen and some conversation he have in that comment section when someone ask him, when i read all of this people story its like there is no way all of this is fake because there is lot of people who tell kinda same experience
I feel bad for that lady that got put on blast having a nervous breakdown, cause she was right.
Kronii being aware of her surroundings for once
Kronii was doing some GEDDAN stuff during this stream. It was funny as hell, chat was spamming GEDDAN whenever she made her model flip out.
She musta had fun zooming her mouse around while talking lol
Kronii now knows how us late 30s millennials feel about younger zoomers.
To be fair millennials also liked some really fucking awful music and had some cringe slang too.
Kronii has boarded on an alternate reality, the "plane" of existence and has zero ideas as how she arrived on it
The only thing that'd make this experience into a modern-day twilight zone is if mumei was on the wing of the airplane. >:D
Kronii's slowly coming to terms with needing to interact people younger than her
waited for you to edit this story, thanks fam!
That must have grind her "gears" when listening to those girls. Loved the part where she talked about the wrong answers. Great clip!
someone needs to animate this man, such a gold mine lmao
for first 4 mins, i thought she was telling her nightmare... but longer it went, more details she were mentioning, scarier it became. This is some glitch in the matrix scenario. D:
Gracias por los subtitulos, ayudan mucho cuando estás aprendiendo inglés y te ayudan a practicar
it was on that day, that Kronii was reminded that Valley Girls are real.
This sounds like Kronii was abducted by aliens and said aliens inserted false memories of a plane ride directly into her brain but they have a limited understanding of human interaction so it resulted in this lmao
the way she delivered the angry was on point
I love that she’s furious about them using the literal definition of literally instead of the figuratively definition of literally
Like yeah that’s true in the context of weird uncanny valley girls, but lmao
I already get a bit weirded out whenever I stumble across a random person playing Pokemon GO. Like, "oh, there are people who still do that. Interesting." Meanwhile, she managed to find a plane full of people playing ANGRY BIRDS?! Something conspiratorial was definitely going on there.
Pokemon Go has more Pokèmon in it than the mainline games (fucking dex cuts man), and gets you out of the house. Angry birds is literally dead due to Ravio's greedy business practices forcing everybody onto the shitty sequel and branded spinoffs which will inevitabky get shut down (like Angry Birds Star Wars, remember that shit).
i was about to say this, i have never seen a person playing angry birds since like 2014 or so, this shit has to be some kind of controlled social experiment just to piss kronii off with fake valley girls
My friend plays pokemon go and when there is a lul in our multi-player sessions she'll pull it out and I never get used to it still being something she plays. I know she does but my brain doesn't comprehend it.
kronii just described my whole life in the valley surrounded by valley girls 😭
*Kroniicopter goes BRRRR.* 🚁
She sounds like she needs someone from EN to hug her and tell her it's okay now, lol
uncanny valley girls... made Kronii tick..
Kronii is going through some grandma phase.
Kronii is a true champion for defending the proper use of 'literally'. Seriously, it is the *only* word that means what it means and does what it does, which can be very useful. Taking that away just to use it for emphasis is dumb.
As a early-ish zoomer (born before 2000), I’m scared as hell for the day I have to meet these people.
this form of CLOCK is truly amazing, a new universe of expression AND COMEDY GOLD
The internet was bad because it was being allocated for the control and communication of the NPCs aboard
I can imagine Kronii just spazzing out just like her model here the whole ride
kronii encounter normal AMERICAN citizen
These random folks know April fools was months ago right!? Cause this seems like some elaborate prank to poor Kronii
Kronii is so much stronger than i am for not snapping & losing her sanity in that social experiment designed to test the limits of a vtuber's sanity
The model spazzing out is the best lmao
" That mf back there is not real! "
- Ouro Kronii, probably
It sounds like Kronii entered the twilight zone for a period of time and needs her brain bleached after the fact.
We made fun of that "drunk" lady that said there was a strange thing on airplane and made the entire flight late, but maybe she just realized they were in a simulation. If we have listening to her, maybe we could also have prevented Kronii from being stuck there later and going through this suffering...
At first I thought it seemed kinda unusual, but the more it keeps going, the more I start to lose braincells...
7:23 SHE'S TURNING INTO THE INCREDIBLE HULK!!!
Gridman Universe on the plane? that Airline has TASTE!
Man i love this dork 😂😂 Thanks for the clip Nerrev o7
Kronii turned into that woman on the plane freaking out yelling that mf ain't real!
Kronii accidentally got on a plane booked by the entire cast of a sitcom.
It couldn't have been _that_ bad...
"Bejeweled is a knockoff of Candy Crush."
[Ages into dust]
Kronii’s ability to encounter dumbasses is hilarious and tragic
Kronii getting closer to realizing we've been Truman Showing her.
The average IQ of the general population is declining at at least three points per decade. Kronii just hasn't been informed of this yet.
"Kroniichiwa." - Ouro Kronii (CouncilRyS) (Hololive) (COVER Corporation)
Kornii is the most judgemental person hahahaha love her going out and rant about people
Gura has to refine her Valley girl to be more zoomer-like and she’d be able to bully Kronii lol
Yeah that girl either lied and didn't took a class on greek myth, or she failed her class.
the tone kronii is emulating sounds like a bit like Nerissa. "Thank you darlings"
Occasionally I think I have a handle on how old Kronii is and then her example of a song trendy with the youths is Don't Stop Believin'
She got on the otaku plane 😭
All that and the plane haven’t even taken off yet!
God, that sounds painful to witness. How fortunate that I can just wear headphones on flights :D
Kronii stepped into another reality the moment she entered the plane. The flight was not connected to our reality, then popped back at the end of the trip
I could listen to this woman ramble all day
The airplane had an Event Horizon moment.
Vocal fry is dying?! This is the best news I've heard all month 😭
I love that she's smol while telling a story...
this clip is amazing
**Kronii judges while sipping from her subway sandwich smoothie**
I am very sorry that Kronii had to board that plane, I understood perfectly his intention of wanting to jump out of the plane without a parachute. Seriously, who in their complete sanity would want to be next to someone with plastic speech, plastic feelings and plastic thoughts?
Guys, you could have used "literally" in your sentence just to make a point. Like literally......
christ, even i'm a valley-tard but even this sounds straight twilight zone.
kronii got so confused she did a geddan
You guys remember that plane Karen who went "that mofo back there is not real"? I feel like if the plane Karen was on Kronii's flight and said "these mofos are not real, except this blue-haired lady over here", she wouldn't have been called a Karen.
perfect end with the sigh
I need to hang out with Kronii's just chatting streams more often.
1:40 Raised by the TV.
6:35 Jokingly: Not all human life has value.
This makes me so happy.
Those all sound like fucking NPC lines, kronii had to sit through a real life timeskip
I'm fully convinced she did not ride that plane with real, breathing people. It had to be a sanctioned, social experiment to see just how much Kronii can take before she fucking snaps
Do you remember that video of a woman on an airplane freaking out because of a passenger that "wasn't real"?
That would be Kronii if the flight lasted a bit longer.
@@OJapaTerroristaI'm Sorry, what video?
I get Kronii.....people that "are" happy "ALL the time" are disturbing....because no one ever is....I don't believe It.....and I don't Trust people like that
@@turinmormegil7715it's one of those women freaking out inside the plane videos.
@@JMmelegrito thanks, I just saw It and I regret. The amount of collective histeria around that is irksome and seriously frustrating. You can't pass a word without calling you denier or govt. Agent. Whate the actual fack, Man.