I broke a fan's heart...
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- čas přidán 13. 09. 2024
- A fan asks for a simple in-game picture only to get the worst response.
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Saturn (puke yellow): / saturno_ow
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Essie (mint green): / easter_tiger
Ian (dark green): / fareoh
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You leaving that kid that just wanted a selfie with you, without context, is the next hit villain origin story
Nah Nex was fine and not a kid, I know its been a year just wanted to let ya know.
Isn’t that syndrome’s origin story in incredibles?
@@icankickflipokI mean kinda but Sydrome wanted a lot more than a selfie
You can see the exact moment his heart breaks.
Well no, he left the match before we could.
I could smell the moment cuz I’m built different.
I mean my heart was kinda broken NGL
@@nexusscarecrow omg it’s him
Nexus Scarecrow the heartbroken lad
"Flamingos doesn't have reflexes."
"Birds doesn't have legs."
Can't wait for the next bird fact.
Next episode Minx with her bird calls.
The only heart you break is Lewi's when you reject his proposals of love.
Or Kill his Charmeleon
Good, Lewi must be punished for his Soul Lock fumbles.
Sitting here trying not to choke on pretzels after "Birds don't have feet"
Thank you for a lovely morning Phish.
Good morning from Europe!
Here in case the title changes
I broke a fan’s heart...
well i guess it didnt change yet
Why would it change?
@@seven8703 Because Salty has been changing titles soon after he uploads new videos
How
It’s a good title lol
I really like how they censored frogger but there was another person in chat who cursed
Plot twist: salty was told by the fan to secretly leave so their crush would feel bad them and “potentially” take them out.
instead she/he, just say they. it flows better and is easier to read.
ie.
"the meeting just ended and someone left their bag behind. i wonder whose bag it is. it's got a tag that says "Charlie" on it so they could be a woman or a man"
@@mica8701 damn you right lemme fix that
Twobold playing McCree: MY METHODS ARE BEYOND YOUR UNDERSTANDING
The whole bird bit literally had me crying because I was laughing so hard, lmaooo
Bumbler's second wave of laughter after Phish left fucking SENT ME duuuude!! That was so funny!
Time to hit Phish with the "You've really changed." After looking at the title
how could you break a fans heart and not their mental overload?
TwoBold: Using Ult to have his ammo reset for a Fan the Hammer Kill
Me: Gloy favors the bold or should I say the *TwoBold*
"Birds don't have feet"
Salty Phish 2020
Isn’t fhish Philippean and or Indian
They have wings
Can we all just take another moment to appreciate the consistent Phish uploads? Love it
When I was this early all I would here was “HE GETS IT DONE AGAIN”
One day he will get it done again again
Yes he will!
I like how their definition of a perfect species is literally just someone using the aja mask and becoming the ultimate lifeform
Phish you broke my heart when you unadded me on discord...
Oof :(
Oof
Oof?
Oofy
Oof
Hey everyone have a good day
Thanks man, have a good one too. God bless :D
No u
You too
Hope you have a good one too.
Ditto
Good to see you posting more, always enjoy your streams and videos. Cant wait to see future content! Keep it up!!
man, phish broke my heart when he didn't say thank you after I called phish attractive
This season of salty phish has some good episodes. This by far my favorite. I really like how they’ve went deep into the universes lore.
6:02 finally
The last time i was this early Phish still had some decent lucio content
Phish: Lakes are reverse islands
Me: *Prepares to put Phish down* He knows too much
“Take it easy!” -phish referencing Nacho Libre confirms he is still my favorite CZcamsr
“Annnnd coming in at number for top ten anime betrayals, Salty phish!”
2:20-4:20 is the funniest 2 minutes I’ve watched in a long time
This whole bird/evolution conversation was so dumb but I was still laughing, it was a conversation that grade school kids would have at the Lunch table or something.
3:14 nineteen fan the hammer kills?!
Truly a tragic tale that is the Bird Human Wing Feet Exchange
“Supports should be able to 1v1 dps” meanwhile in overwatch 2
8:52 *WHAT*
That made me laugh way more than it should have...
This is by far the funniest video ive watched all year
in the span of two minutes, ANKO came up with a whole plot on how our species and birds came to an agreement to give up limbs, with lore and a whole ass war. i'd read it.
This guy is such a chad
Watch him be back in diamond by the next video
6:36 Essie told a Hammond that she had nano LMAO!!!!!!!!
On this episode of Salty Phish and Co! The gang flashes back to Twobold's legendary parlay during the great bird war, Essie and Phish perfect their nonverbal communication, and Twobold fans so many hammers it breaks Phish's camera. Which all turns put to be a sinister plot by the camera to break a fan's heart. The stakes are certainly high as this new mechanized villain takes the stage. Will Phish and ANKO be able to stop its reign of terror and journey to the land of Amazon to buy new wires? Or will the prophecy of Lewi's ultra instinct finally be fulfilled when Phish is forced to give him the UwU host? Find out NEXT TIME, on Salty Phish and Co!
this is underrated af
Phish breaks my heart with these consistent uploads
Saltyphish at 3am just hits it differently I dont know why.
I love how every time he breaks masters we see it on CZcams
Phish rejecting that fan's pic ask is the origin story of next season's villain
If phish ever gets 1 million subscribers we need a full hanzo stream in a hanzo cosplay, THIS MUST HAPPEN
I love how you can actually see "Waste of Phone Storage" as the contact name
i’ve been bored recently so i went back and watched all of your vids again and liked em all. i just recently got back into ow so this makes it that much better
Salty: omg lewi (doesn't even say what he's talking about).
lewi: IT WASN'T ME, IT WASN'T MEE
By the time of writing this phish is at 692k subs. Gotta admit that's a pretty funny number
Best Salty Phish video ever lmao
So why was Essie so mean over text?
Because her voice sounds too nice and sweet to truly deliver the desired tone of insults, it'd be like getting cussed out by a 5 year old girl.
Its like Oasis cussing at people, its too damn cute to really get mad at.
Being able to make 'cunt' sound adorable is most definitely a superpower.
@@udaythambimuthu3176 I agree but I’m wondering if he said or did anything or if it’s just a regular occurrence
It’s obviously because they’re mates
Wow that went on for so long, that bird joke had _legs_
That poor man just wanted a pic with phish
wow imagen how the fan felt just saying can i get a pic and phish just leaves due to inactivity the depresion in like 7 stages
7:13 the only time i’ve seen him genuinely mad
As an Aussie the great Emu war gave me horrible flashbacks to the trenches. And yes they did win and we must put the capital E in Emu as is the terms of the human surrender.
For context when Lewis asks why we don’t have wings. Humans are have the most endurance and energy conservation as land mammals due to our bipedalism. This allowed for the travel across large landscapes beyond arboreal territories to savanahs where we hypothesize that we began to develop into our earliest fully bipedal ancestor. We could outrun across long distances any other land mammal which proved very beneficial in Savannah’s where we could track prey for miles and expand our food range in a single day without risk of dying of starvation. Most species are incredibly limited to their range of movement by the amount of food they have to consume, however because bipedalism relies on the locking of hips without active intense muscle contraction humans could cover massive spans of territory to find new food without dying of starvation.
3:51 grandpa you havent taken your pills right?
I swear to God I spat so much water at "birds don't have feet"
Waste of phone storage?! Come on, those messages were comedy gold!
“What?”
*dies*
Here before the title changes from fan’s to fans
2:38 salty: "Birds don't have feet"
SMORT!
I'm gonna wheeze about birds not having feet for the rest of the day
"And we had to fly uphill, both ways, in the snow!"
legend still has it that Wrecking Ball is still on the bridge, waiting to take a pic with Salty
That was probably the most cursed outro sound clip I've heard in Phish's videos
this might be one of your funniest episodes so far ngl
Lol that chat blame game
Birds don’t have long distance walking feet
To answer Lewi's question about why we don't have wings, we humans as a speices are not required to have wings. If we lived in an envirment that required us to have wings, some genetic mutation could accure to give us wings. I do not know exactly why birds have wings, but I know why we don't have wings.
Phish: Buys airpods
Also Phish: I paid for WIRES, I'M GOING TO USE WIRES
Yo, I'm fucking with the consistent uploads.
Top 10 heart breaking CZcams moments
This video should've been named Bird Feet.
I honestly died at the birds don't have feet 😂
Watching this a month later I still can't believe twobold got THIRTY SEVEN fan the hammer kills
WE ARE SO CLOSE TO 700K
have you ever noticed that cities/towns are just reverse forests?
His videos have gotten better and better over the years
Sigma wasn't actually ulting there, he was asking Lewi what the plan was.
Birds don’t have feet, they have talons
THEY JUST WANTED A PICTURE
Why does the end part always get me?
Dude im drunk right now but this is the dunniest video ive ever seen
10:07 the moment you said Ian i was so fucking confused cuz thats also my name lmao
There's a new mcrizzle in this hizzle
So does that mean Redbull was invented by birds?
i can only aspire to get that many fan the hammer kills
Birds dont have feet! STOP LAUGHING! STOP! Hahahaha :D
This was easily the funniest episode in months
well birds dont have feet! they have talons!
My man really found a stock image for "Birdie Sanders"
"Have you ever noticed that lakes are just reverse islands?" Why no. Do tell me more, Jaden Smith.
Roller blade skates? Man's wants to be XLR8 from fucken Ben 10
next episode of this anime will be phish faking his death and essie being the prime suspect in the investigation
Hey, very well done with the edits on this one Bumbler.
Another upload, POG
💀💀that bird shit made me shit myself
Phish is very correct birds dont have feet they have talons