amberlynn reid’s awful cooking for 18 minutes straight

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Komentáře • 990

  • @StudentoftheABC
    @StudentoftheABC Před 3 lety +3063

    The theory that she adds so much onion/onion product is so she doesn't have to share with Becky because she doesn't like onions, haunts me

    • @aloemineralwater
      @aloemineralwater  Před 3 lety +494

      WAIT THAT MAKES SO MUCH SENSE 😭

    • @kaylacoded
      @kaylacoded Před 3 lety +136

      Someone needs to make a docu series for this specific theory 😂

    • @trueblue7779
      @trueblue7779 Před 11 měsíci +18

      😂😂😂😂 Seriously!?

    • @Momoolein
      @Momoolein Před 11 měsíci

      What a greedy fu*ck 😂😂😂😂

    • @___Alina___24
      @___Alina___24 Před 11 měsíci

      Wow what a salty little bitch (no pun intended 😅)

  • @x8makes.1teamx
    @x8makes.1teamx Před 3 lety +2826

    you guys don't understand how much money id pay to have Gordon Ramsay react to her cooking

  • @KatrinaLovesYou
    @KatrinaLovesYou Před 3 lety +740

    "I don't wanna ruin the soup."
    I...think that happened about 10 steps ago, love.

    • @reneswrld999
      @reneswrld999 Před 3 lety +39

      that wasn’t even soup 🤣 she put random shit in a pot and called it dinner

  • @supermomma634
    @supermomma634 Před 3 lety +3019

    Every time I watch her eat that salmon I just think about how fried her taste buds must be. That had to be so salty 💀

    • @jenclearhearts
      @jenclearhearts Před 3 lety +183

      Oh god yeah for sure. And not even seasoned well. Just salt and onion powder.

    • @reneangelrodriguez3249
      @reneangelrodriguez3249 Před 3 lety +16

      Deep fried

    • @clarapercivaldi7224
      @clarapercivaldi7224 Před 3 lety +104

      I bet she doesn't even *taste* the food, like, i think she just gobble it like a damn alligator

    • @thesausage351
      @thesausage351 Před 3 lety +51

      There is another lolcow called King Cobra JFS and he’s the same, but his are fried from all the years of cigarettes and alcohol. Everything he cooks has got something either super salty, or sweet, or just has 400 different flavours that ends up in a mush.

    • @thefinalduane
      @thefinalduane Před 3 lety +15

      @@thesausage351 never forget the sushi bacon cheeseburger

  • @sheldon4111
    @sheldon4111 Před 3 lety +2156

    “It’s like two serveings at least for me” omg so dainty *eats whole thing*

    • @kpopandtea6864
      @kpopandtea6864 Před 3 lety +53

      2 servings is 1 for her

    • @daneen2fabulous
      @daneen2fabulous Před 3 lety +111

      That dainty bit of salmon is 2 servings to her yet she proceeds to eat a whole rotisserie chicken, 2 pounds of kielbasa and a party platter of shrimp no problem.

    • @salmonela8604
      @salmonela8604 Před 3 lety +61

      ​@@daneen2fabulous she's the queen of portions y'all

    • @visionsofasia1649
      @visionsofasia1649 Před 3 lety +37

      Lmao she pretends to eat small amounts but later admits to overeating later.

    • @MackyG-2020
      @MackyG-2020 Před 3 lety +18

      Like the time she had four half sandwiches. Smh 🍍🖋️🆙™️

  • @teeeracyarrr1785
    @teeeracyarrr1785 Před 3 lety +3076

    That poor salmon gave its life to be covered in garlic and onion powder and PAM COOKING SPRAY! RIP.

  • @gutsFunnyman
    @gutsFunnyman Před 3 lety +1397

    My mom told me "don't trust a skinny chef" but I think I owe all the skinny chefs an apology now.

    • @chubbs-thechubbyninja4719
      @chubbs-thechubbyninja4719 Před 3 lety +166

      skinny chef,
      fat chef,
      no guarantee.
      what you need is a *real* chef

    • @Im-Izzy-Moonbow
      @Im-Izzy-Moonbow Před 3 lety +57

      Just remember Gordon Ramsay is skinny and ALR is 500lbs 😂

    • @dier1ict
      @dier1ict Před rokem +22

      alr isnt a chef in the first place

    • @Violet-un9tb
      @Violet-un9tb Před rokem +5

      @@dier1ict Gorl thats fatphobic

    • @dier1ict
      @dier1ict Před rokem +9

      @@Violet-un9tb how

  • @erinhays1392
    @erinhays1392 Před 3 lety +1904

    “I will NOT be eating all that😤🥴”
    -immediately eats all that-

    • @HijaDeCristo18
      @HijaDeCristo18 Před 3 lety +12

      🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @visionsofasia1649
      @visionsofasia1649 Před 3 lety +15

      I'm glad you caught that

    • @RJ-ze8zd
      @RJ-ze8zd Před 3 lety +18

      Yeah she means she’s leaving that skin out

    • @hidden_jem_
      @hidden_jem_ Před 3 lety +6

      Guyzzz shes just being honest

    • @youre764
      @youre764 Před měsícem

      That is not as big as the original, she cut it in half at least, I get that you don’t like her (I don’t know anything about her) but be real

  • @crackheadmick3613
    @crackheadmick3613 Před 3 lety +963

    i luv how her soups are like the "potions" you used to make as a kid with grass and shit

    • @kaylaking6928
      @kaylaking6928 Před 3 lety +26

      I really thought I was the only one 😂😂💀

    • @MegaSonglover99
      @MegaSonglover99 Před 3 lety +32

      I didn't make "potions" but I remember using the woods shavings behind my families cabin to make them "Mac and cheese"😭😭😂

    • @crystalkyoshi4662
      @crystalkyoshi4662 Před 2 lety +24

      grass, clovers, hose water, dirt, all ingredients to make ambers favorite dish!

    • @froggyyyy107
      @froggyyyy107 Před rokem +15

      I bet you could boil it and give it to Amber and she’d be smacking her lips like she was about to kiss the pope

    • @trueblue7779
      @trueblue7779 Před 11 měsíci +2

      😂😂😂😂 I remember making those! Back in the good old days lol

  • @inushiba3026
    @inushiba3026 Před 3 lety +1177

    Cheflynn : “I like super seasoned stuff.”
    **Adds garlic salt, onion powder and pepper to every meal she makes**

    • @salmonela8604
      @salmonela8604 Před 3 lety +82

      I take her definition of "seasoning" as a personal offence. I'd have showed her how seasoning is done right if I wasn't terrified my portions of food wouldn't be enough for her so she'd resort eating me.

    • @inushiba3026
      @inushiba3026 Před 3 lety +20

      @@salmonela8604 🤣🤣🤣she wouldn’t think twice

    • @darkclaws1234567891
      @darkclaws1234567891 Před 3 lety +19

      @@inushiba3026 I don't think she thinks

    • @Kittycvt9
      @Kittycvt9 Před 3 lety +4

      @@darkclaws1234567891 😭😂

    • @annika_27
      @annika_27 Před 3 lety +1

      @@Kittycvt9 i'm crying at these comments haha

  • @nancyjackson8886
    @nancyjackson8886 Před 3 lety +393

    I like how she kept insisting that the salmon she bought was enough for two servings yet she ate the whole thing without a second thought. She has no concept of appropriate serving sizes.

    • @kiwisandsprinkles8947
      @kiwisandsprinkles8947 Před 3 lety +30

      5:43 “I think next time I’ll cut it in half before plating it” … yeah? That’s what people do when they make more than one serving of something

    • @AngryLittleSponge
      @AngryLittleSponge Před měsícem

      She does know - She said, it's two servings worth of fish... She just wanted to be greedy and ate the whole thing despite knowing it was more than she needed.

    • @rebeccahill6596
      @rebeccahill6596 Před 8 dny

      ​​@@AngryLittleSpongeshe weighs like 500 lbs. That's probably not even enough for her. Y'all keep thinking she's 180 lbs and only eats 2000 calories a day. If she did that she would be in starvation mode.
      It's not like fish is high in fat or calories or anything anyways.

  • @user-cv4qe5mr4e
    @user-cv4qe5mr4e Před 3 lety +468

    SHE WAS LIKE "OMG IT S SO BUTTERY I DIDN T EVEN ADD BUTTER" SHE LITERALLY SPRAYED A TON OF BUTTER ON THAT SALMON I M LOSING MY MIND.

    • @agriculturaldick
      @agriculturaldick Před 11 měsíci +2

      "i didnt add any salt. i just added garlic powder and garlic salt" 💀

    • @suicideluv
      @suicideluv Před 4 měsíci +38

      She has some sort of delusion that pam isnt butter... Shes said in the past that "Pam has no calories"... She's so lost.

    • @ThirdXavier
      @ThirdXavier Před 3 měsíci +29

      @@suicideluv pam and other cooking sprays have intentionally deceptive marketing because they say "0 calories" on the nutrition label but what they don't tell you is that if the serving size is less than 5 calories you can round down to 0, and a serving size is a 1 millisecond long spray.

    • @Genny-g3l
      @Genny-g3l Před měsícem +5

      ​@@ThirdXavierwow I did not know that, wicked

    • @mushbrain1753
      @mushbrain1753 Před 24 dny

      Pam is a seed oil, not butter… it’s essentially motor oil lol, don’t eat that shit, if you want butter get actual real butter that’s 100% more healthy than some ultra processed seed oil like canola or palm oil

  • @Wingysart
    @Wingysart Před 3 lety +845

    I can't believe I had to watch ALR spray PAM on salmon again

    • @aloemineralwater
      @aloemineralwater  Před 3 lety +71

      i had to see it, so you had to see it gorl 😔

    • @Saturn754
      @Saturn754 Před 3 lety +31

      Did you ever see Michealbepetty's reaction to her doing that? Priceless 😂

  • @ReaMarie
    @ReaMarie Před 3 lety +1020

    she literally just puts a bunch of water and some broth in a pot, then adds a bunch of random shit. There is NO WAY that actually tastes good

    • @DororoXPenana
      @DororoXPenana Před 3 lety +62

      I stg her taste buds don't work anymore 💀

    • @Beatrizbulsara
      @Beatrizbulsara Před 3 lety +90

      When you're addicted to food, everything tastes good at some point I guess

    • @Lynnphedema
      @Lynnphedema Před 3 lety +24

      I bet her food is either bland as all fuck or just salty, no in between.

    • @aubreymorgan9763
      @aubreymorgan9763 Před 3 lety +56

      I've made the comment before and I stick by it. She almost always cooks how others would when its like 2 more days to payday but you've not much food left so you're just kinda cooking up all the random odds and ends that are in the back of the pantry and pray it dosen't kill you.

    • @meliketuran6800
      @meliketuran6800 Před 3 lety +2

      Gahyeon :3

  • @candycane7307
    @candycane7307 Před 3 lety +855

    50 bucks says she smells more sour than that cheese at any given moment

  • @juliaseazar
    @juliaseazar Před 3 lety +570

    She thinks she's in some video game or something like breath of the wild where she can add random ingredients together in a family size pot and some orange chicken will magically appear..smh

    • @aloemineralwater
      @aloemineralwater  Před 3 lety +81

      GORL IM CRYEEN THIS COMMENT IS GOLDEN. THE EXECUTION, THE SUBTLE REFERENCES TO CHEESECAKE FACTORY, EVERYTHING 😭😂

    • @aloemineralwater
      @aloemineralwater  Před 3 lety +45

      better than any of alr’s poetry i swear 😂😂💀

    • @juliaseazar
      @juliaseazar Před 3 lety +21

      @@aloemineralwater ooh my God I never felt that seen in my entire life🤣🤣🤣 thank you love🥰🥰🤧

    • @aloemineralwater
      @aloemineralwater  Před 3 lety +15

      @@juliaseazar of course haha

    • @SleepingHurts
      @SleepingHurts Před 3 lety +15

      Pretty sure not even Link would eat her cooking tho....

  • @laneyjackson7880
    @laneyjackson7880 Před 3 lety +889

    Her soups are almost like something someone who's never actually eaten food would make.

    • @MyBusanEscape
      @MyBusanEscape Před 3 lety +64

      I wanna call them struggle meals but I've never seem someone struggling quite that much.

    • @laneyjackson7880
      @laneyjackson7880 Před 3 lety +36

      @@MyBusanEscape I don't know if I'd call them struggle meals. That's a lot of ingredients for one. Mine surely haven't and don't look like that. I'd like to think I'm a slightly better home cook than that.

    • @MyBusanEscape
      @MyBusanEscape Před 3 lety +1

      @@laneyjackson7880 Yeah I get your point.

    • @karla8411
      @karla8411 Před 3 lety

      how ironic 😳

    • @raquellambropoulos279
      @raquellambropoulos279 Před 3 lety +14

      Ground chicken = Dirty kitchen sponge. Idk why thats her go to. She has no taste. Have you ever seen her eat a steak?? If you don't care about how big you get at least eat some good food!!!

  • @xonlyy0u
    @xonlyy0u Před 3 lety +307

    I didn't know salmon could die twice. Poor fish. He deserved better.

  • @OnlySlams
    @OnlySlams Před 3 lety +744

    You can always tell when someone doesn't know how to cook when they just throw a bunch of shit that doesn't go together in a pot and brags about not using recipes

    • @jhurniit6918
      @jhurniit6918 Před 3 lety +31

      Is disappointing like as someone who tries too cook i at least look the recipe up if I have too😭

    • @xEternalSlumberx
      @xEternalSlumberx Před 3 lety +44

      My bf. 😂 Claims he's a great cook. Me, an actually good cook watching him: Horrified. Copious amounts of butter, oil, cream, and cheese. Dumping random spices that don't go together or fit what ever flavor profile he was originally going for. Now it's just a greasy, cheesy mess. Pass. And he wonders why I won't touch anything he makes. Sorry pal, I'm not trying to clog my arteries and become obese.

    • @preciousprincess6538
      @preciousprincess6538 Před 3 lety +10

      Right? Just cook after a recipe that's what they exist for..

    • @sg2208
      @sg2208 Před 3 lety +11

      Lol my old roommate used to be like that. I didn't want to discourage him so I would just make little suggestions here and there. Like hmm next time try this or this will probably elevate the flavor, etc. ALR 'creations'... I can smell it from here, no thanks girl. I'm good!

    • @chubbs-thechubbyninja4719
      @chubbs-thechubbyninja4719 Před 3 lety +5

      there is nothing wrong with not using recipes for say:
      baked chicken, as long as you know what spices go together.
      BUT SHIT LIKE SOUP? NEEDS A RECIPE!
      REEEEEEEEE

  • @k.t.dennison3114
    @k.t.dennison3114 Před 3 lety +129

    Soy sauce
    Teriyaki sauce
    Minced garlic (fresh, not that dried crap)
    Lemon juice
    Brown sugar
    Mix in bowl and brush onto salmon
    Bake as instructed
    Voila. Good salmon.

    • @abriellashaw3706
      @abriellashaw3706 Před 3 lety +4

      Yes!!! This is how my dad makes it 10/10

    • @daughter_of_the_king_2580
      @daughter_of_the_king_2580 Před 2 lety

      Yessss 😌

    • @tamagotchi_milf8772
      @tamagotchi_milf8772 Před 2 lety +1

      How much of the each?

    • @ixa.m9915
      @ixa.m9915 Před 10 měsíci +5

      Nd u jst converted a healthy salmon into a vry unhealthy meal with all these processed sauces nd sugar..atleast her recipe is healthy

    • @asexualasshole
      @asexualasshole Před 9 měsíci

      @@ixa.m9915healthy? Do you not realise how much sodium and fat was on that salmon from the spray and the seasoning?

  • @smebro6539
    @smebro6539 Před 3 lety +1206

    I showed the salmon clip to my dad who makes salmon almost every week and he began to tear up😭😭

  • @guccibub5234
    @guccibub5234 Před 3 lety +178

    ‘I don’t need that much fat’ THATS THE ONLY GOOD FAT YOU NEED😭🖐

    • @strawberrysherbet96
      @strawberrysherbet96 Před rokem +9

      Nutritionlynn can go as far less a month without fat and she would be fine lol her weight wil drop and her heart health will get a little better

    • @CHRISTIAN-tt9ef
      @CHRISTIAN-tt9ef Před 10 dny

      But she's right... she doesn't need that much fat... she's got enough

  • @buhnhi
    @buhnhi Před 3 lety +217

    i like how she is constantly saying "i love spicy foods" in all her vids, yet her "spicy" food consists of sriracha, jalapeno and tapatio... all the things which are barely spicy lol

    • @ShidfardsHellHole
      @ShidfardsHellHole Před 3 lety +20

      For you

    • @arheme5056
      @arheme5056 Před 3 lety +21

      Okay sorry but i cant eat any spicy food let alone liking it and jalapenos are SPICY AS HELL to me.

    • @rebeccaaustin8996
      @rebeccaaustin8996 Před 3 lety +28

      You flexing your spice tolerance 🤣

    • @ericafraser4478
      @ericafraser4478 Před 3 lety +9

      We forgetting she’s white, and like me (sriracha is spicyyyyyy to me lol) probably has no spice tolerance

    • @frybit4104
      @frybit4104 Před 21 dnem

      She doesn’t even use fresh jalapeños. She uses pickled ones :/

  • @Soumada.
    @Soumada. Před 3 lety +548

    "MaKe iT lIkE I dId aNd yOuR lIFe wIlL nEvEr bE tHe SaMe" yeah because I'll lose* both my kidneys from all the God damn sodium! 🙄

    • @DarkArisen
      @DarkArisen Před 3 lety +18

      I’m too tickled by this comment 😂😂😂😂

    • @TheFoxheart14
      @TheFoxheart14 Před 3 lety +20

      That’s why she has kidney stones now

    • @mymelussy2509
      @mymelussy2509 Před 3 lety +2

      Maybe you’ll keep your kidneys if you drink as much water as her 🙄

    • @MeiZ125
      @MeiZ125 Před 11 měsíci +2

      This comment got me 😂😂😂😂

    • @Grecia69
      @Grecia69 Před 11 měsíci

      💀

  • @chillwe1463
    @chillwe1463 Před 3 lety +955

    Watching her "season" that salmon angered my black soul, sadly. I would've liked to see her try some different recipes, or different flavors she'd enjoy.

    • @aloemineralwater
      @aloemineralwater  Před 3 lety +118

      same 😭😭 it’s all just salt 💀

    • @whack6102
      @whack6102 Před 3 lety +108

      It angers my salmon loving soul 😭😭 where's the Cajun seasoning
      Or like.. anything of substance

    • @AlenaLea94
      @AlenaLea94 Před 3 lety +31

      Seesuhneeeeeen

    • @ingridstjerneskudd
      @ingridstjerneskudd Před 3 lety +56

      i would rather have salmon with just salt and pepper than her seasoneen

    • @miinnyeek
      @miinnyeek Před 3 lety +4

      Kim Dahyun!

  • @yourmom-bp1np
    @yourmom-bp1np Před 3 lety +662

    her being so freaked out by touching tha salmon n it’s skin makes me crazy if you are so weirded out the don’t eat it jesus christ

    • @raydai9541
      @raydai9541 Před 3 lety +75

      She thinks salmon=salmonella

    • @Ghosted676
      @Ghosted676 Před 3 lety +72

      I also find it irritating if you can’t handle dead animals don’t eat it lol

    • @marchofthepigs36
      @marchofthepigs36 Před 3 lety +23

      @@raydai9541 nobody wants salmon vanilla

    • @madeliefhonnef4294
      @madeliefhonnef4294 Před 3 lety +3

      @@Ghosted676 EXACTLY

    • @chum5628
      @chum5628 Před 3 lety +27

      I'm a vegetarian and I still handle meat for my family 😂 like.. You can just wash your hands!!!

  • @50_shades_brighter54
    @50_shades_brighter54 Před 3 lety +380

    The way she took the salmon out bothered me so much, and why is she surprised by the skin??? Very normal for there to be skin on the fish, gorl

    • @desubysnusnu
      @desubysnusnu Před 3 lety +23

      Thats probably the first fish she ever had in her life

    • @corvusastrum2982
      @corvusastrum2982 Před 3 lety +9

      The skin is so GOOD if you cook it right too, like get your shit together gorl

    • @orchi4888
      @orchi4888 Před 2 lety +2

      @@desubysnusnu yeah it was her first time dealing with fresh fish💀

  • @lolafalana421
    @lolafalana421 Před 3 lety +638

    Her soups have always looked nasty. She is definitely not a southern cook.

    • @chum5628
      @chum5628 Před 3 lety +57

      Didn't Destiny once say she'd never eat her soups bc they're nasty? 🤭

    • @michellealvarez1044
      @michellealvarez1044 Před 3 lety +56

      She’s not even southern 🤦🏻‍♀️ she’s from California. But she has a “ thick southern “ accent 😂

    • @kpopandtea6864
      @kpopandtea6864 Před 3 lety +29

      @@michellealvarez1044 right I live in the south and we don’t talk like her 💀

    • @susicroft7905
      @susicroft7905 Před 3 lety +28

      Dried lentils frozen broc marinated artichoke ... Weirdest ever combo for soup

    • @mathy2766
      @mathy2766 Před 3 lety +18

      Her soups looks like sewage water

  • @veraweatherspoon6140
    @veraweatherspoon6140 Před 2 lety +111

    She added ketchup, sriracha, and soy sauce to the same soup🤢🤢

  • @HanaDubs
    @HanaDubs Před 3 lety +256

    The fact she doesn't understand that Garlic salt is mainly salt and like a pinch of garlic is vile 😭💀

  • @thoughtsintowords
    @thoughtsintowords Před 3 lety +407

    Am I wrong or is it amber? But who adds the broth first when making soup...don't you want to saute the onions first or add some seasoning and then the broth...🤔

    • @achilles01202
      @achilles01202 Před 3 lety +123

      You’re right, otherwise you’re just boiling raw onion/ veggies with no ✨flavour✨

    • @moemunneymoe
      @moemunneymoe Před 3 lety +40

      I always make the veggies and meat that I want to put in and then add liquid, unless I put potatoes in and then I boil them separately and add them in last.

    • @siriuslylostwerewolf
      @siriuslylostwerewolf Před 3 lety +46

      She boils everything together at the highest temperature and just replaces all the vegetable taste with salt and she likes all her meat dry because she is a ✨dry gorl✨

    • @TwoTailedCaperer
      @TwoTailedCaperer Před 3 lety +23

      She doesn't use oil to sauté her veggies, she just cooks them in water in the skillet. So I guess she doesn't see the need to cook anything before hand. Plus she adds onion powder even to recipes that have actual onion in them anyway.

    • @Chickensareawesome
      @Chickensareawesome Před 3 lety +22

      Amber is wrong. First and foremost, always toast the spices until fragrant! Then onion/garlic/tomatoes.
      One thing living in India did was make me a way better cook 😁

  • @Sheraz_ad
    @Sheraz_ad Před 3 lety +201

    Ketchup and sriracha sauce in the soup 🤦‍♀️😓

  • @bitsof
    @bitsof Před 3 lety +148

    i really do hate the way she calls a full blown boil "simmering" tho.... the art of cooking was lost here

    • @srose7366
      @srose7366 Před měsícem

      If cooking is art then she is Hitler.

  • @thefropessor.
    @thefropessor. Před rokem +92

    destiny making a sandwich behind her while she’s making her soup will never not be funny.

  • @sarahgustafson1382
    @sarahgustafson1382 Před 3 lety +205

    She likes it dry because she can’t do it anyway else LMAO

  • @CB-tr8vm
    @CB-tr8vm Před 3 lety +115

    just a pot of watery broth with loads of arbitrary spices.... who taught this woman soups??!?

    • @jackies6354
      @jackies6354 Před 3 lety +10

      It creeps me out when she adds condiments to soups. It might just be me but I can’t. Or when she adds salsa 🥴

  • @AfiOye
    @AfiOye Před 3 lety +287

    I know she didnt just spray the salmon with non stick cooking spray 😳

    • @1004cheonsagateun
      @1004cheonsagateun Před 3 lety +34

      Relax, it was the butter flavored one🙄

    • @arf6899
      @arf6899 Před 3 lety +2

      I have never used one, aren't those just oil?

    • @kiwisandsprinkles8947
      @kiwisandsprinkles8947 Před 3 lety +12

      @@arf6899 mostly yeah. The reason people don’t like what she did is because her whole reasoning for using the spray is that she “isn’t using oil/butter” (even though that’s exactly what it is) and then she sprays it directly on food (which isn’t necessarily bad to do but if you’re going to do that you may as well just use actual oil or butter)

    • @arf6899
      @arf6899 Před 3 lety +3

      @@kiwisandsprinkles8947 ah I see, it's just that people were being really disgusted at this and I thought "doesn't it really go into the food anyway if you spray it in the pan?" but yeah, iknowwhatworksbestformelynn didn't want to use oil so she used spray oil

    • @Blueberryyymuffin
      @Blueberryyymuffin Před 8 měsíci +4

      I thought pam had a bunch of chemicals

  • @ddestefano2.0
    @ddestefano2.0 Před rokem +61

    “I will NOT be eating all that!”
    “Y’all, I ate the whole thing!”

  • @aoife1655
    @aoife1655 Před 3 lety +152

    I miss her cook with me’s so bad 😭 they were so wild

    • @aloemineralwater
      @aloemineralwater  Před 3 lety +33

      me tooo 😭 when she used to post videos that could be made somewhat entertaining. now she just sits on a couch and complains

  • @pickle8549
    @pickle8549 Před 3 lety +201

    That salmon needs justice if you guys want my salmon recipe
    (Depending on how big)
    2 tbsp of soy sauce
    2 tbsp of sesame oil
    1 tbsp butter
    Sprinkle of everything but the bagel seasoning
    Cook in air fryer for 15 min on 400

    • @aloemineralwater
      @aloemineralwater  Před 3 lety +22

      ooh sounds good 🤤

    • @probablynot2123
      @probablynot2123 Před 3 lety +6

      is there an alternative way to cook it if l do not own an air fryer? I’d love to try it!

    • @isaw224
      @isaw224 Před 3 lety +5

      @@probablynot2123 air fryers are just small convection ovens so you can just use the oven instead

    • @dixnbutts287
      @dixnbutts287 Před 3 lety +2

      I cook it like this sometimes and it’s delicious. Hell even teriyaki sauce with soy sauce and garlic and it’s delicious.

    • @Kittycvt9
      @Kittycvt9 Před 3 lety +1

      Yum!! 🤤

  • @EYE_GOTCHA
    @EYE_GOTCHA Před 3 lety +225

    6:55 Amber has fascinated me for the last three years, but I find it sad how she has to rock from side to side to propel herself forward. I can’t imagine being imprisoned in my body like that.

    • @NightOwlNocturne
      @NightOwlNocturne Před 11 měsíci +13

      Don’t feel bad, love. She did that to herself, surprised she isn’t permanently bed bound to be honest 😂😂

  • @JB49105
    @JB49105 Před 3 lety +82

    Amberlynn is like 600 lbs she does not deserve to be grossed out about a salmon fillet

  • @EYE_GOTCHA
    @EYE_GOTCHA Před 3 lety +333

    IMO, her entire face (and of course her body) has changed so much since she first started vlogging in The Krystle Era. She looks like a different person.

    • @aloemineralwater
      @aloemineralwater  Před 3 lety +39

      yes, was just editing a video and i realized how much she has changed over the years

    • @rachelg7041
      @rachelg7041 Před 3 lety +29

      Pretty soon the fat is going to distribute to her forehead

    • @pancakesyo
      @pancakesyo Před 3 lety +16

      Fr she looks 40

    • @seunnn_1816
      @seunnn_1816 Před 2 lety +2

      @@rachelg7041 that 1000 lb sisters reference 😭

  • @hanabiburuu
    @hanabiburuu Před 3 lety +212

    "i don't need that much fat, let's be real"
    yeah, you don't, yet here you are

  • @Im-Izzy-Moonbow
    @Im-Izzy-Moonbow Před 3 lety +83

    As a pastry chef, the state of her pans sends me into anaphylactic shock. At least she covers them so she doesn’t eat bits of metal with her food

  • @madhatter9926
    @madhatter9926 Před 3 lety +116

    sUpeR SEasOnEd sTUfF - garlic powder, onion powder and pepper

  • @joda7702
    @joda7702 Před 3 lety +275

    I love baked salmon with som dill, lemon juice, EVOO, fresh garlic. Oh..and of course the obligatory salt and pepper!

    • @achilles01202
      @achilles01202 Před 3 lety +44

      Lemon and dill is the way to go with salmon

    • @oriolfernandezpinar1399
      @oriolfernandezpinar1399 Před 3 lety +21

      Is it weird that I love the metallic umami flavor that salmon has by itself? I do add some salt sometimes to enhance a lil bit but I just love umami

    • @marzipanmango
      @marzipanmango Před 3 lety +14

      I like salmon (cooked very similarly) with grilled asparagus (with a little butter and lemon juice) on the side, it's so good and I don't like most vegetables :P

    • @hellosunshine5
      @hellosunshine5 Před 3 lety +8

      These ideas sound so good.. I use ginger, olive oil, minced garlic, brown sugar and soy sauce.

    • @joda7702
      @joda7702 Před 3 lety

      @@oriolfernandezpinar1399 not weird at all!

  • @aisketchup
    @aisketchup Před 3 lety +100

    The way she’s so excited about that soup is incredible, it is truly horrific. What a waste of veg.

  • @aiste8099
    @aiste8099 Před 3 lety +46

    why didn’t she chop any of the vegetables for the soup?? The whole onion slices got me

  • @lonnibroomfield2830
    @lonnibroomfield2830 Před 3 lety +78

    I know for a fact that “soup” has no flavor. None of her food is flavored 🤦🏽‍♀️ so is it really worth the calories?

  • @rickyyn3930
    @rickyyn3930 Před 3 lety +175

    I'm addicted to her videos, from making disgusting soups to her fake crying and feeling guilty over pigging out, but I'm glad not watching directly from her channel, lmao

  • @juiceloose100
    @juiceloose100 Před 3 lety +47

    I wonder if the composer of the 'mii channel' song for the wii knew how iconic it would come to be..

  • @RachelleGore69
    @RachelleGore69 Před 3 lety +155

    “I’m sure everyone knows how to cook salmon” *proceeds to not know how to cook salmon*

  • @mirandaroach5251
    @mirandaroach5251 Před 3 lety +42

    “I’ve never had fresh salmon, only from a restaurant...” usually the restaurants she is talking about is fresh salmon... usually.. 🤦🏼‍♀️

  • @stonersiren
    @stonersiren Před 7 měsíci +13

    "i dont wanna ruin the soup" girl dont even worry 💀

  • @Zombi3qu33n33
    @Zombi3qu33n33 Před 3 lety +64

    It’s crazy how long she could stand up back then now she can’t even make a sandwich standing up now

  • @asun4231
    @asun4231 Před 3 lety +46

    honestly if i didn’t know how to cook i just wouldn’t film myself cooking till i learned so no one could see how shit i was

  • @KitCat-yg3pc
    @KitCat-yg3pc Před 3 lety +91

    She killed me with that Salmom.... that poor Salmon died too be "cooked" like that?!

  • @stellahurd
    @stellahurd Před 3 lety +39

    She is a legit pathological liar “ I don’t like ketchup I would ask for no ketchup on my burger” I just watch a golden coral video where her meatloaf was soaked in ketchup 🙄

  • @YNGBBY
    @YNGBBY Před 3 lety +47

    She knew she smelled the fiesta blend cheese to catch her breath, she didn't really smell it.

  • @dwightschrute7777
    @dwightschrute7777 Před 3 lety +29

    The way she admitted that the cheese was old and sour and then immediately ate it anyway killed me 😂

    • @xLilysWorldx
      @xLilysWorldx Před 29 dny

      she opened a new one but poor beck DID eat the old cheese 😭💀

  • @christopherserrano4014
    @christopherserrano4014 Před 3 lety +74

    Says the salmon is too big but cooks and eats it anyway

  • @emilyl8711
    @emilyl8711 Před 3 lety +30

    as a gym rat, i make pretty awful food to fit my macros, but even watching her make food is horrifying

  • @stonerscribetv
    @stonerscribetv Před 3 lety +47

    Cheflynn does to food what Guantanamo Bay does to prisoners

  • @babicakes5978
    @babicakes5978 Před 3 lety +50

    why couldn't she at least rub in the all that shit on the salmon D: like gurl its just bunched up in a few places

  • @queenofawesome2550
    @queenofawesome2550 Před 3 lety +68

    Does she realize Garlic, onion, salt and pepper aren't the only spices that exist?

  • @WillowJordan1979
    @WillowJordan1979 Před 3 lety +30

    It reminds me of my brother. He made this "soup" at about age 5. He just filled up a kettle with water, threw in a little bread, a little mash potatoes, a little meatball.. I refused to try it. He put a spoon in it, excited, and then his face fell. "Ewww.." He looked so disappointed. Anyway, he's a good cook today, you gotta start somewhere. But Amberlynn never got over that phase.

  • @Sam-fp9ep
    @Sam-fp9ep Před 3 lety +92

    The way she gets out of breath while eating, is INFURIATING

    • @NightOwlNocturne
      @NightOwlNocturne Před 11 měsíci

      I KNOW!! 😂😂 Her body is literally begging her for something to change and all she does is shovel her fat face with more food, it’s sad

  • @Minty_Blitz
    @Minty_Blitz Před 3 lety +119

    I always felt sorry for ALR but the salmon bit kinda made me actually hate her....

    • @alexandrabrorsson1265
      @alexandrabrorsson1265 Před 3 lety +3

      You hate a person based on how they cook? That's awful! Seek help.

    • @LiterallyLike
      @LiterallyLike Před 3 lety +21

      @@alexandrabrorsson1265 there are many valid reasons to hate her. this comment was obviously a joke, but go on and think you did something there

    • @mykittystinksbad2
      @mykittystinksbad2 Před 3 lety

      @@LiterallyLike Too bad you didn't do anything at all. Sit down clown!🤡

  • @alex_Skye
    @alex_Skye Před 3 lety +70

    “Wow, I’m so confused” .. us too
    “Make it like me and your life will never be the same” ... because we’ll be fucking dead
    “I have no idea what I’m making right now” .. isn’t that a great thing to hear?

    • @Lovestayyyyy
      @Lovestayyyyy Před 3 lety

      Dude when she said that our lives would never be the same I was literally like “yeah cause I’ll be dead” great minds really think alike lmao

  • @drybones1901
    @drybones1901 Před 3 lety +38

    F in the chat for that poor salmon it didn't need to be mistreated like that

  • @teyonnalanora1981
    @teyonnalanora1981 Před 3 lety +102

    amberlynn adds everything she owns in her kitchen to her soup.

  • @melt_brain
    @melt_brain Před 3 lety +48

    I love how she actually thinks when she tries to find seasoneens for her food. we all know what ones she's gonna pick, and I'm sure she does too. and sis really said "parzlee" 🤣

  • @bebemarie9311
    @bebemarie9311 Před 3 lety +52

    The Salty Salmon chapter of the Pies & Lahs tale.

  • @lillauren21
    @lillauren21 Před 3 lety +89

    “Salmon Atlantic.”🥴

  • @celiabowen9880
    @celiabowen9880 Před 3 lety +34

    KETCHUP? INTO SOUP?

    • @savannahosterbind5626
      @savannahosterbind5626 Před 3 lety +5

      Actually I grew up with it it's not so bad with a vegetable beef soup I learned it from my grandmother and she learned it from her mother who grew up in the depression when they couldn't afford tomato paste

    • @Elena-er7zp
      @Elena-er7zp Před 3 lety +2

      add some ketchup to your chili. it’s good!

  • @Jenneybee
    @Jenneybee Před 11 měsíci +8

    Wild caught salmon with olive oil , lemon pepper , fresh sliced lemon and rosemary twig . Bake 15 minutes serve with rice and asparagus.❤

    • @tertiaritus
      @tertiaritus Před 11 měsíci +2

      Right? It needs herbs and acids for its taste to blossom, not some armpit seasoning

  • @Imegraced
    @Imegraced Před 3 lety +37

    "I actually said aluminum right"
    * Cries in British *

    • @aloemineralwater
      @aloemineralwater  Před 3 lety +2

      how do you say it? im genuinely curious 😂

    • @Imegraced
      @Imegraced Před 3 lety +3

      @@aloemineralwater al you minum

    • @aloemineralwater
      @aloemineralwater  Před 3 lety +3

      @@Imegraced oh that’s interesting i just say it like it’s spelled lol

    • @Imegraced
      @Imegraced Před 3 lety +1

      @@aloemineralwater yeah haha Idk when or why Americans changed it but 😅

    • @sfeele1
      @sfeele1 Před 3 lety +7

      @@Imegraced We didn't change it, you did. That was one of the few things we didn't change.

  • @mariahyohannes
    @mariahyohannes Před 3 lety +4

    The way she adds the seasonings is so cringe, there is a certain hand movement you have to do so the seasoning won't over take the taste of the actual food, she just blobs all that seasonings on the salmon and doesn't spread it out or anything

  • @elliewillow4556
    @elliewillow4556 Před 2 lety +11

    My mom owns a catering company and said that amber is lucky she hasn’t died from eating so much sodium . ( she also has a degree in nutrition)

    • @puppyluvr17
      @puppyluvr17 Před 8 měsíci +1

      Don't need a degree in nutrition to tell you that

  • @Momoolein
    @Momoolein Před 11 měsíci +11

    "I ate the whole Thing, i was so hongryyyy"
    Bish...you think we are surprised or somth!?
    "I cannot eat so much fat"
    Mhm..i can tell skinny queen..i can tell.
    Like i am well over 200Pound myself ok! Don't get me wrong i am not a fitness Guru or Healthy eater 100% of the Time but God knows the 40 Pound i gained in pregnancy i lost after 5 weeks and now i am back at my old fat self 😂

    • @vanlifebae
      @vanlifebae Před 2 měsíci +1

      Dang. Better start dieting and exercising quick so you dont end up like amber 😢

  • @ihcuhcalaK
    @ihcuhcalaK Před 3 lety +8

    i didn't know animal cruelty was possible after it died

  • @Samsciarra
    @Samsciarra Před 11 měsíci +8

    The way she tried to take that salmon out of the package gave me anxiety.
    “There is skin on the bottom, I’m kinda like weirded out” WHAT!??
    I like super seasoned stuff! OMG SHE SPRAYED IT WITH PAM!😩
    I love that she isn’t gonna eat the whole thing and proceeds to put the whole thing on her plate. 😏
    I didn’t even add butter. 😩

  • @helloitsarandomperson
    @helloitsarandomperson Před 2 lety +4

    It geniunely disgusted me beyond words when she added the ketchup to the soup 🤢🤮

  • @jenclearhearts
    @jenclearhearts Před 3 lety +70

    As if a whole filet of salmon is the worst thing she’s ever eaten. I could eat that! Lol fish is one of the few things you can eat a lot of and be less guilty about lol.

    • @ShErOnful
      @ShErOnful Před 3 lety +3

      salmon is pretty high in kcal though

    • @arheme5056
      @arheme5056 Před 3 lety +1

      @@ShErOnful but since its also high on protein and omega, it does good for your body.

    • @maggiee639
      @maggiee639 Před 3 lety +4

      @@ShErOnful not when you eat 6000 calories a day

    • @Mitters
      @Mitters Před 2 lety +2

      Yeah I mean, as much as people are upset about the seasoning, it's better she fill up on something like salmon, than half the other shit she eats. Yes it can high in calories, but it's low calorie for what she normally eats

  • @tyomarti-5141
    @tyomarti-5141 Před 3 lety +38

    If my mother and father saw me cut onions like her, they would disown me

  • @Vxenkay
    @Vxenkay Před 11 měsíci +6

    “ i like super seasoned stuff”
    Proceeds to only use garlic salt, onion powder and black pepper

  • @LionmaneElsie08
    @LionmaneElsie08 Před 3 lety +8

    Salmon skin is so good when it’s crispy, what a waste - it’s my favorite part

  • @stanleynmaggiemaggie7743
    @stanleynmaggiemaggie7743 Před 3 lety +16

    She eats Great Depression era style food...whatever is available goes into a pot...

  • @kay773
    @kay773 Před 3 lety +16

    She always says I will not be eating all of that....but ends up eating ALL of THAT.

  • @hailbones6663
    @hailbones6663 Před 3 lety +12

    Imagine being an animal who dies and ends up in ALR’s kitchen.

  • @theuniverse5096
    @theuniverse5096 Před 3 lety +59

    Around 05:47 she has left so many rice grains on her plate which will end up in trash! I am not sure how it works in America, but in India (where we eat with our fingers) we are taught to clean our plates of all rice grains so none of it goes to waste. Each should be considered precious. It is considered the mark of a wasteless person to leave a messy plate like that. Just my personal experience!

    • @sadnagopie1507
      @sadnagopie1507 Před 3 lety +6

      As a Guyanese-American, I was brought up the same way as you! ALR is just very wasteful in general.

    • @camryb6925
      @camryb6925 Před 3 lety +12

      i’m just a plain ol white midwesterner and i was taught the same. always eat everything, never waste a single bit. amber is incredibly wasteful :( remember the whole freezer full of food that she let go bad bc they unplugged it?

    • @sophiavogel8491
      @sophiavogel8491 Před 3 lety +2

      @@camryb6925 they only time that has every happened to me is when my families power went out for a week and we still managed to save 50% of it

    • @MagicalPoof
      @MagicalPoof Před 3 lety +33

      I do just wanna say that the whole "clean your plate" thing is an issue that a lot of people were taught as children and has lead them to become overweight. In the US we have MASSIVE portion sizes at restaurants and that often carries over to even home meals. Even when it's a communal meal, family members will often add food to a kid's plate, often more than the kid actually wants or needs. So when you have a giant plate of food in front of you, and you're expected to finish it all, you never really develop the skill to just stop when you feel full/you've had enough because it's ingrained in you to finish the entire plate. Obviously wasting food is bad, and if they can save the rest for leftovers, that's the ideal option. It's unfortunate that many other countries do not have as much food that is easily accessible for them, but in the US we have TOO much food. For Amber, it's honestly probably better she's not licking the plate clean. Every little lost calorie helps!

    • @camryb6925
      @camryb6925 Před 3 lety +6

      @@MagicalPoof that is a very good point!! i agree that it does lead to issues in some cases and sometimes it doesn’t.
      obesity is an epidemic worldwide, but especially here in the states. i recently gained 20 lbs seemingly out of nowhere 😣 fast food is me and my family’s problem, it is so prevalent and none of us have the time/energy to cook every single night

  • @pinkmonkeybird2644
    @pinkmonkeybird2644 Před rokem +8

    I think it’s sad that the only thing I’d eat is the PBJ that destiny made behind Amber’s back…

  • @sarakay7291
    @sarakay7291 Před 3 lety +50

    damn she completely turned that salmon into a brine

  • @bluebambiliminals
    @bluebambiliminals Před 3 lety +8

    And you’d think that someone her size who got that way by eating their feelings away would actually know how to cook… the irony.

  • @JayBug-nj6qp
    @JayBug-nj6qp Před 3 lety +12

    “Super seasoned stuff” for her isn’t adding many different seasonings, it’s adding a pound and a half of garlic salt and pepper

  • @celiabowen9880
    @celiabowen9880 Před 3 lety +30

    Watching her cook salmon makes me want to cry

  • @tinaismamama
    @tinaismamama Před 3 lety +17

    She be cooking like she smoking dank and then just go to the kitchen and make some shit up 😂😂😂

  • @lilkorok4807
    @lilkorok4807 Před 4 měsíci +4

    You can just tell she does not wash her hands 🤢