Things You Only Say When Remote Teaching...
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this must be elementary school bc high school is the polar opposite: no one says anything and half of us are asleep
Gigi Richer true
Applies in middle school too, but I’ve only caught one kid being half-asleep.
My high school was a mad house and that includes the teachers. I loved it
Yeah so many times it's just the teacher talking and everyone is muted lol
True
Real life: everyone’s camera is turned off and they are sleeping
I mean judging by the perceived age of the teacher, the pet show and tell, the pajama bragging, and the mom being put on... I'd estimate these kids to all be in max 3rd grade, so likely not sleeping with the camera off. Haha
@@servantofgod3333
pre - 5 "ADORABLENESS, ANIMALS, PAJAMAS"
6+ "just let me sleep"
One of my teachers has to have a poll pop up randomly during the zoom to make sure everyone is paying attention
Kindergarten Zoom: sleeping with the camera on
Casper Angenent OOOOOOOF
The only thing you're missing is the half-naked parents walking around in the background without realizing you can see them too 😅
hahaha...comment of the year lol
bahahah 😂😂😂😂😂
I had a parent do this. Walked out of the bathroom with a towel on lmao
Oh god you must be scarred for life
i accidentally walked past my third grade brother while he was answering a question. I wasnt wearing pants and now his teachers think im crazy
This applies for smaller kids.
In highschool, instead of saying "mute your mics", you'd say "unmute your mics"
Source: am in high school
yep
I am in middle school but I relate
This is very accurate.
I teach a technology class for new online teachers - I am constantly asking them to mute their mics.
MIDDLE SCHOOL CAN CONFIRM
This must be elementary...lol I teach high school. Lol They don't even show up! Lol
Same for me, and I teach middle school! When they do log on, they never want to be on camera either, lol
As a homeschooled high schooler who is *trying * to take online votech classes, I am so sorry. I'm one of the students that's come to online classes but we still have a couple.... Who refuse to get on........ Drives me nuts
@@wantingtolearn4729 LOL, in my professional opinion, just say "be right back" and *actually* come back, and you're all good. I don't know about your teachers, but I really don't mind whatever the kiddos need to step away for as long as they come back!
As a high schooler myself I can tell you in my high school people show up but NO ONE talks and no one has there camera on. It has gotten to the point where if our teacher asks us a question there’s an awkward pause.
They don't even show up lol no surprise
All of the teachers who are teaching from home, deserve a gold star and smiley face sticker. Well done to you all xx
Not that they don't, but how are teachers different than anyone else who has to work from home?
@@tirkdiamond They aren't, it was just relevant at the time, if you have to work from home, that should be recognized too. Sorry if I offended you in any way, that wasn't my intention and all people working at the moment should be admired too.
@@joannayeo9545 no, I wasn't offended. don't worry. :P just curious.
tirkdiamond Because most people who work from home don’t have to plan lessons to teach BEFORE the next day, teach during the day including checking in with students, mark all their work so no-one feels they haven’t been forgotten because they’ll often be completing at different times (whereas usually a “pat yourselves on the back...great work!” does for a classroom), then planning for the next day. Checking in on students who weren’t there, setting up activities for students who don’t have access to computers or internet etc.
@@tirkdiamond Do all people working at home have to manage so many children?.. why can't people allow praise for teachers without having to direct back to themself. So self centred
An elementary school teacher's favorite word:
AWESOME
Oh god the memories.
*S O C O O L*
Good job :(
@@ratherbfishing455 That's two words
My old elementary teachers hated that word because of the Lego movie and the fact that everyone used that word for everything lmao
No one:
Literally no one:
Me: Teacher I forgot my homework at home
OMG 😂😂😂😂
One kid actually sad it to me. Than all class laughed
The new excuse of the year: I forgot my homework at school
@@noobmaster-nq6fk Lol
@@helenhikari I have a suggestion for you: learn grammar ✨
I teach kindergarten! I'd have to add, please don't eat right now, you need to be able to speak. Put the dinosaur down, I need to see you. Tilt the camera down, I can only see the top of your head. Yes, I see your baby brother. Please move your hand away from the camera. I miss my classroom!
I teach kindergarten as well and all of this happens daily haha
@@jonewank2428 This is a video about remote teaching this comment could not be more relevant
@@quackthulu9575 bruh it looks like a fake tutorial rather than a remote teaching so stfu.
That's absolutely the same thing I go through.... 🤣
@@jonewank2428 You are a truly lovely person.
This took me way longer then it should have to realize this is supposed to be elementary school and not college level students
I just made the same comment then saw yours 😅😅
@Rie Ta Sounds like you're my soulmate
It’s pre school cause in elementary the teacher is constantly telling you off
Could be a junior college!
college would be "ok, lets turn our cameras on"
The fun thing is that this could be college or elementary school
this comment here
That was my exact thought when they were going over pyjamas.
So true....
I don't think students are taught how to solve 343-187 at college level.
@@Rikka_V1 you’d be surprised
It must be insane trying to teach elementary school right now? May the force be with you 🙏
It is my mom's working 24/7
Insane *right now*? Are you kidding? Wait, no more kids, stop having kids. What I mean is, are you nuts? It's always like this for teachers. 30 plus little minds thinking up ways to delay/interrupt/divert the course of a class...omg. Multiplied by "at home, more relaxed, instantly derailed" little brains...Oh look, my dog...
For me, it's not bad because I make them mute and if they unmute, I remind them again. We have great support and parents get lots of calls if kids don't cooperate.
@@Kayenne54 Hahaha! I swear this made me laugh so hard! I feel bad for my elementary school teachers. They deal with so much. If you teach, I hope you get some better classes soon.
Twist ending: they're all high school students.
Double-twist ending: It's actually a PD session.
My Theatre Zooms are like this.
@@ashlynnheller8400 same!
Nah high school students turn off their cameras, mute their mics, and don’t talk the entire meeting. Trust me, I know XD
That is exactly my 2nd grade Zoom Class. If there wasn't a MUTE button, I would be fired. I watched a dad come downstairs and yelled, "Move this f*cking bike!" during a class discussion.
OMG!! That's horrible 😔 BUT I almost spit out my coffee from laughing. 😂😂
Wow
Just make sure to double check it actually is muted 😆
You still deserve a gold star and a smiley face sticker ⭐️ 😊
My English teacher used to make a few jokes when class started at the beginning of the year - apparently my classmate’s dad sat right next to him one day - interrupted the teacher and told him to start the lesson. Needless to say my teacher was pissed.
"Oh, it's backwards?"
I fell OUT laughing!
It's called asynchronous. Ain't nobody got patience to go live!
Your students are lucky. My son doesn’t even get live lessons. He gets handed assignments through google classroom and that’s it. Funny video by the way. I can definitely see this happening with the little ones lol.
As a teacher who's paid per session, I definitely am worried about my wage if I only hand an assignment and don't do the online class 😂😅
Oh, that's what happens with me too
Qurratu Aini Firdausi oh noooo lol I hope you’re doing well with all of this remote teaching!
We're only required to do one Zoom lesson a day
Ms.Bubs4fun I’m sure there are different rules around the states. My kids don’t get anything at all. My son goes to a school for special needs children. You’d think just maybe his school would have come up with a better plan.
Teenager version
Teacher: I’m going to start a google meet in a couple hours
Couple hours later: no one shows up
Anonymous [26490] fr or they do but it’s two people and their like an hour late 🤦🏼♀️🤣😂😂
True
Me: * Shows up * Can I have
Teacher: You're passing with an A
Me: extra credit
Teacher: No
lmaoooo thats so true . my highschoolers do this 🤣
Pretty much
You have NAILED every aspect of this remote teaching thing that teachers are trying to do now... AWESOME work!
Yes, nailed it! Except it's all about Roblox, not Minecraft. LOL
Brenna Broadnax P
@@brennabroadnax9568 yup, roblox is the free one!
It was exactly like what teaching 2nd grade was like this spring. Too funny.
Don't most kids think their teachers live in the school?
This quarantine has broken a generation's beliefs.
Ben Saleh More like every generation...
I thought that about college and was always wondering how the students get away with having parties, now I know. I can't believe I couldn't figure that out on my own.
Yup- my daughter said she was gonna run away and live at school. I told her no one is at school she got all mad & said her teacher lives there 🤣 she had just turned 5 lol
@@KidsCZcams9900 i learned that wasn’t the case by the time i was forth grade because the bus arrives early even before the teachers.
My sister is a second grade teacher, and let's just say that I'm getting a kick out of it. I'm pretty sure she wants to throw her computer out the window.
How online classes work:
70% Other stuff
30% Studies
99.9% kids messing around and younger siblings/parents in the background
00.1% other stuff
This is exactly what my daughters google meets are like. Keep up the good work, we will get through this.
Exactly the way it is teaching remotely. My apologies to all the teachers that get to see my daughter's pet tarantula on Google classroom during this time.
...and then their wifi keeps cutting out and their camera image freezes into a fixed smile for 5 minutes!
Ahhahaha I remember when the teacher would freeze but u can still hear her....😂
@@lexileviosa9129 mine too
This was SO spot on...I shared with all my teacher friends.
One of my classes on zoom...had explained for maybe 2 minutes something (share screen) and when I returned, all 29 had blue hand icon raised...I was like NOOOO, they must not have heard me 😣. Sure enough, when zoom was working again, they all shouted on top of each other we couldn't hear you!!! So sadly, this is life now for us ES teachers 😥. Shout out to all of my fellow teachers across the world, esp ES teachers keeping those k-5 students engaged and attentive!!! We have until June 15th to do this. Lord, give us strength!!!
I did a 12 minutes video like this....it was muted. You know what I did? Started it OVER! It took me 2 hours to do that slideshow and somebody is going to enjoy it! lol
This is perfect ! It floods me with a wave of nostalgia! I'm an elementary school ESE teacher and during the pandemic my husband and I were both working from home. He still jokes about how every day he'd hear me telling my students to leave their pets alone and pay attention. Thank you for making this video!
My own version for high schoolers:
“Mute yourselves”
“Guys you need to respond!”
“My chats a bit slow i can’t see you responses”
“Guys are you still here?”
More to come in future
I need to see you in GoGuardian
I'm in high school and only like 4 or 5 people are in the zooms and we talk about our lives and not really the work. We only talk about it if we have questions. We do the work on our own.
"This my fancy office" LOL
“Everyone has pets, yeah...” and “the days are blending together” =my life
It's like herding cats LOL Whatever they're paying you should be doubled. Yesterday.
Bless your hearts to every elementary teacher doing this distance learning, from a retired first grade teacher. What a cute tribute you've posted!
As one of my former colleagues stated, there's a learning curve with remote teaching. Like remembering to remove the wine bottles from sight prior to either remote teaching or conferencing with parents. Ha!! (So glad I retired last year! Whew!!)
My every class is like a ghost summoning session with the teacher going "Hello? Is there anyone there? Can you hear me?" Etc.
At this point I'm just glad white rum looks exactly like water. Cheers!
😂 I’m sure you’re not the only one thankful for that!
gin, vodka, peppermint schnapps, goldschlager and a host of others. The gang s all here!
Everyone: HIgh school-
My bother: Elementry school sucks! -
me: iN MiDdLe sCHoOl- sigh* No one cares about middle school.
Like if ur in middle school and ur binge watching these. :D
I was literally thinking what about middle schoolers?🤣
@@samaraparker8302 Everyone is so silent and the teachers have to ask us to TALK and STOP being quiet...
Teacher- did everyone do the homework? Could you guys get in?
Everyone- ...
Teacher- Hello? Can you hear me? Anyone? Type in the chat then...
1 person in chat- ya
I think the teachers regretted wishing for the class to be quiet...
Also theres those siblings that bomb your class and start cussing and playing music.
Hannah Aalaei yeah that’s exactly what happens escpically last year this year is ever so slightly louder
@@samaraparker8302 Interesting... 🤔
Watching during class ✌️
“Ooh yeah rainbow unicorn pyjamas!”
Me sitting in rainbow unicorn pyjamas: how did she know......?
You know that one kid who just shouts "I HAVE A SNAKE" when everyone is talking about their dogs?
That was me, I was that kid.
My poor teachers.
This is funny but true! Things that work.... I mute them all and call on them one at a time to answer to keep attention, share my screen to show related videos and use my active inspire board to type. Also, they use hand signals when they want to share something to the entire group and must wait to be called upon! This is all new but, I am just grateful each day I get to see my kiddos. I love and miss them soooooo much! Thanks for making this video and giving us the opportunity to share!
“No, you don’t need to ask to go to the bathroom. It’s your house.” 😂
Honestly as someone who just graduated High School I barely ever had zoom meetings and all my homework was online and it was usually easy
Once during a Zoom call, we all talked about the new Animal Crossing game for 10 minutes, and I got mad at Perry because he has Raymond.
Meanwhile in high school remote learning:
Teacher: Hi guys what did you do over the weekend?
*dead silence
BLESS all of you teachers 🙏 You all already did way too much and now you have had this virtual twist thrown at you over night 😲 Seriously thank you for all you guys do 💕
My chemistry teacher has a parrot in the background xdd
Nice
My science teacher has a huge avocado plant in the background, as well as a batch of cookies and her two cats. Not as weird, but I do wonder why there are always cookies there. Does she eat them and make more or do they sit there and collect dust?
@@arrowverselover100 Duh! She got an early start for Santa Claus!!
@@wismeiry31 Yes! What was I thinking? Of course they're for Santa. How did I not think of this! 😂
I love this! You sound just like my sixth grader’s teacher EVERY morning on their zoom call. Thank you teachers ❤️
I remote teach my Sunday school kids and I’ve said everyone one of these things. Lol. God bless the teachers!!!
To all teachers ...GOD BLESS YOU ALL! 💖❤️🥰
Turns out she is teaching A levels and were all kids
Lmaoo 😂
OMG! So funny...and so true!!!
I do most of my teaching one on one. I go to share my screen and when I think she is following along, she's left the laptop and is somewhere else. lol
🤣🤣 teachers are amazing. Thanks for your hard work.
I love this video! I can relate to the frustration because it happens to me all the time. I think this would be a great video to share on Good Morning America or so the country can watch!
This is literally me with my preschoolers. 😂 I've seen their pets, their toys and was so amazed that 3 of the boys in the class were wearing red shorts! That was sooo amazing! 😂
THAT loose teacher smile while having a panic attack inside :'D
If you have live lessons or assignments given to the kid that is super AMAZING to me. My kids don't receive any guidance from the school. Our school system said go suck an egg, the high schoolers are the only ones worth the time. Nice to know they care...
From another side of the fence: if you care as a teacher kids don't show up and don't feel like learning anyway. Since they think that they don't have to work if they are not out of home, parents accept it and don't care. Majority of them doesn't show up. If they show up they don't even switch on the camera. When you explain things they mute their mics. When you ask questions they keep quiet. You try to keep your and their morale up but at the end of the day you can only feel sorry for their parents and wonder how this lost and lazy generation is going to survive brutal job market of the future. But before sleep you just say to yourself I'm glad I wasn't that stupid as a kid and another one is after all it's their choice not mine and thank God this is not my own child.
Well done! Great pacing. Great anecdotes EVERY teacher has experienced. Keep up the good work! I mean teaching. The video is awesome too.
That is why I record the lectures and upload them to CZcams. Helps for review and people catch up.
I’m literally in high school and my English teacher says “hi puppy” to this one kids dog everyday
Every single zoom meeting between me and my culinary teachers ends up with at least one person showing off their pets. And I will admit to being one of thise people.
The closet scene was funny 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Omg you seem like such a sweet teacher. I know this is all so stressful. But you have a personality built for caring about these kids who are also having a hard time!! Thank you sooooo much!!! God bless you
Me on meetings: *laying in bed eating chips while muted and with camera off*
I ate during virtual gym.
My teacher did zoom calls from school with the kids who’s parents had to work at like hospitals and supermarkets, shoutout to her!!🌈❤️😇
Oh boy! I will Have My 1st teaching remote next Wednesday!!! I am afraid of that, Because I Know you Have described it!!!!
Great job! I love your videos!
Best regards from Brazil!
Get ready. It will happen just as she showed it. Tip: do not plan instruction on your first meeting. The kids will have way too much to tell and will want to visit with their classmates. Have fun. (And you might as well just get pet show and tell out of the way too.)
I’ve only been online for 2 weeks this year due to a case in my room and wow I give so much credit to the teachers that have been doing it and killing it all year so far
So appreciate all of the teachers.
The bathroom situation legit happened to me. The kid took the iPad to the bathroom 😂😂😂
Plot twist: she’s actually teaching university
high school:
teacher: whats a nucleophile?
everyone: silence
first person the teacher asks: correct answer
I’m an assistant and I feel like my head teachers are doing so much to keep the students active and engaged. I’m also a college student so I’m dealing with thesis work and coming up with lesson plans, grading. Working from home is hard when you have your bed nearby.
I’m an online teacher, so this is my every day life. 😂
I don’t have virtual lessons with my teachers, they are just giving me school work to hand in through google classroom lol 😂
I am a mom. To all teachers put whatever you want in your school supply list- a cruise, no problem, a bottle of Tequila- I got you- I respected you guys before, but you guys are my hero’s because I cannot survive another semester with my kids and common core math.
My exact experience 🤦🏽♀️ Remote teaching is way harder than being in the classroom!
Legend says she's still trying to make her announcement.
This was so funny and relatable! When I do live lessons, I usually record them for those kids who need it repeated. ;-)
Hahah I love this so much!! I didn’t even know there was a teachers channel. As a student, it’s cool to see that
This is exactly what I go through....I was laughing all the way through this! Thank you for posting! :)
You know you can mute all of them on all the platforms, right?
Tarayn Marissa I was about to say the same thing! First thing I do when class starts, mute those mics! Luckily my kiddos don’t know how to unmute themselves, and I can select one at a time...MUCH BETTER than in the classroom!!
I couldn't survive our online meetings if I couldn't mute my students. Sometimes I am testing each mix to see just where all that screaming is coming from.
Am I the only student who come here because of CZcams recommendations?..
Loving all the new content.
That's so awesome! Good luck to all the teachers and students! Hang in there! Great work!
More like a half an hour of the teacher waiting for everyone to "show up" and get everyone's mics and headphones working....then 10 seconds of teaching a new lesson....then another 30 minutes repeating it to all the other kids because they weren't paying any attention. The teachers should just make their lesson into a youtube video and if the kids have questions, they can do a scheduled 1-on-1 like college.....done, fixed the education system.
Tried that. No difference in engagement and student response. I just ended up doubling my prep time with video editing for little to no gain.
@@greybeardgamifying ....it's sad that we live in a world where kids watch tiktok and instagram, but can't manage to sit still for 10 minutes on the same style platforms to learn something. Maybe we should just let kids be stupid, and if they want to actually learn, they can pay for school when they're older. Maybe they want to mop floors for the rest of their lives, maybe that's fulfilling to them, who knows.
@@sabriath Kids only can watch tiktok and instagram if their parents give them devices and allow them to download those apps. (Even though Instagram and TikTok, and all social media, are 13+, children under that still make accounts and tend not to get caught.) To be honest, TikTok is basically just spyware disguised as a social media platform.
@@greybeardgamifying I agree, but it is still better than this because I just have office hours, however, they would just make up a random meeting to talk about absolutely nothing to prove that we did something. wtf
High school student here: I agree with a lot of your points, video conferencing lessons can be really hard to set up and I can understand that repeating the lesson would be frustrating; but I would argue that they are worth it for discussion and social engagement. In addition, asking questions at the end of a 6-hour school day is very taxing, (honestly doing anything after a 6 hour school day on zoom is lol) so having that time when you can ask questions related to the subject material right after you learned it is much easier, at least for me. Hope this helped give another perspective!
She definitely looks like the younger version Jo Frost
supernanny
Jesus Saves yes
Ooh these poor teachers, bless their hearts.
you are simply brilliant!!!! I am a teacher in the UK and you have just nailed this xxx
YES,..... today I told my class...I was going to reach through the computer to assign consequences! My God, help me. In Texas we are out for the rest of the year. We have 6 weeks to go. LAWD !
Mimi Taylor DFW area teacher here, we can get through this!!
Praying for you, girlfriend!!!
Here in Atlanta as well. I can't wait .
6 more weeks, good LORD! We have until May 28 in OH and it’s a good thing.
they fricking spelled pokemon wrong and spelled it "pokeman"
Thanks for this! Sooooo true. This is my current life right now!
You clearly have never been surprised by a bunch of people sitting in one room, joining your meeting room, bringing a projector, plugging a sound system and they start talking at the same time..I was blown away..peope literally have the ability to really put your patience to the test
So true, so true... 🤣
So. Accurate. 🤣🤣🤣
My teachers have to coax students into unmuting their microphones and repeatedly say “it’s okay if you want to turn on your camera.”
Your in highschool aren't you.
👩🏫 thanks for this lovely video and it cheers me up 😂😂😂 I am sure your students definitely miss you so much!
My professor always asked to see our pets
Funny🤣🤣
This is such a fun channel! Im going to sub rn!
Teachers are magical creatures... thank you, thank you...
Oh, Yeah; Minecraft is a thing again now!
The resurrection of Minecraft actually happened quite a while ago but it's remained alive and somewhat relevant since.
@@undefinederror40404 Wasn't it just because PewDiePie played it again?
I know my kid’s K teacher can relate! One time she was reading a story in her laundry room. Another time my youngest was crying like mad because she wasnt supposed to be in the meeting
I only had two live classes out of eight... same teacher for both. All my other teachers just assigned and graded. I will always appreciate the one who cared enough to want to see us.
We don’t get to use camera or mic I think it’s to do with the safeguarding at our school but we can see and hear our teacher and have a public chat and privet chat with the teacher they can also share there screen with us or a PowerPoint which is super helpful they can set polls and shut off the chat if we get to distracted my fave teacher is super nice and when we get distracted she gets distracted with us and eventually we go back onto topic we’ve had her for science for 2 years now and we’re hoping to get her again next year xx also hi from England