Sheogorath Orders a Pizza - Skyrim Prank Call

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  • čas přidán 10. 03. 2012
  • While on his vacation, Sheogorath decides he is hungry for cheese and so he calls some pizza places and demands a cheese pizza. The staff are disturbed by his madness, some to the extent where they seem to go mad themselves while others threaten to call the police.
    Prank call done with the voice of the video game character, Sheogorath, from The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim.
    If you like the video and want to see more, leave a suggestion for what character I should use and who or where to call next!
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Komentáře • 8K

  • @FCValle
    @FCValle Před 8 lety +8565

    "thank you for choosing evan, my name is pizza hut"
    can't stop laughing, my belly hurts

  • @RedChickenLegs
    @RedChickenLegs Před 8 lety +3548

    "Thank you for choosing Evan, my name is Pizza Hut" lol, poor phone guy.

  • @bengmedia428
    @bengmedia428 Před 4 lety +700

    2:05 Pizza Hut: "You are wasting our time and you're a stupid loser."
    Sheogorath: "Hooooooow RUDE!" *hang up*

  • @drewg4323
    @drewg4323 Před 4 lety +1979

    How did not a single person recognize the best character in the entire Elder Scrolls universe??

    • @kunstderfugue
      @kunstderfugue Před 4 lety +119

      Honestly if someone did recognize sheogorath I'd go meet that person immediately

    • @randomrants148
      @randomrants148 Před 4 lety +11

      When you have school work and jobs you stop playing games or maybe you never play games.

    • @drewg4323
      @drewg4323 Před 4 lety +5

      @Mr. Ditkovitch Nope, only you

    • @drewg4323
      @drewg4323 Před 4 lety +35

      @@randomrants148 Being in control of your life is a great thing, I highly recommend it

    • @drewg4323
      @drewg4323 Před 4 lety +10

      @Orwell Jones Laeddis Well done sir, you win this comment section

  • @tyrantgregcagkaiju71
    @tyrantgregcagkaiju71 Před 8 lety +4667

    I haven't eaten at Evan in such a long time.

  • @brandiedstrom7114
    @brandiedstrom7114 Před 9 lety +2114

    Thank you for calling evan, my name is pizza hut
    Fucking died

  • @mikeoz6643
    @mikeoz6643 Před 5 lety +433

    “Can you please hold”
    “Now that’s the real question, isn’t it?”
    😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @christopheredwards9904
    @christopheredwards9904 Před 5 lety +433

    0:50 "Calling from Evans, my name is Pizza hut. How may I help you?" I lost it

    • @user-vw4cg1xq7r
      @user-vw4cg1xq7r Před 4 lety +41

      * 0:45

    • @jimboringo9958
      @jimboringo9958 Před 3 lety +16

      How... how did you fail to put the timestamp at the right time so bad?

    • @deadpoolongoogle9682
      @deadpoolongoogle9682 Před 3 lety +1

      Shows how smart they are

    • @wintermute8315
      @wintermute8315 Před 2 lety +1

      You got both the quote and the timestamp completely wrong. You should get your head checked, bruv.

  • @jpf7942
    @jpf7942 Před 7 lety +805

    Evan is the Daedric Prince of Fuck Ups lmao

    • @malte291
      @malte291 Před 7 lety +51

      His name's pizza hut, not Evan.

    • @desfox3685
      @desfox3685 Před 7 lety +3

      The daedric prince of fail lol

    • @mao000
      @mao000 Před 7 lety +21

      Evan is the name of the shrine Pizza Hut wanted his slaves to build

    • @hylianexpected1171
      @hylianexpected1171 Před 7 lety +18

      Jamie Flynn They forgot to mention him in the lore xD

    • @sithisdaedra5440
      @sithisdaedra5440 Před 6 lety +1

      Jamie Flynn...that would explain why he's not anywhere to be seen by my Assassin's..........

  • @goofijuice5418
    @goofijuice5418 Před 7 lety +1879

    Thank you for choosing Evan, my name is Pizza Hut.
    Made my day.

  • @KoongYe
    @KoongYe Před rokem +6

    Knowing Wes Johnson actually watched this makes me feel fuzzy in the inside.

  • @josephtoto80
    @josephtoto80 Před 3 lety +60

    “Thank you for choosing EVAN, my name is PIZZA HUT.”
    I laughed so fucking hard.

  • @misaki-chan4911
    @misaki-chan4911 Před 7 lety +1318

    How can I help you?
    "Cheese!" 😂😂😂

  • @hooson8988
    @hooson8988 Před 7 lety +373

    My favourite food at Evan is their chicken wings, they have nice employees, one guy called Pizza Hut, he's a real nice guy.

  • @BonesNeverLie
    @BonesNeverLie Před 5 lety +306

    "I'm a part of YOU mortal! "
    "no your not."

  • @yourunclejoe9500
    @yourunclejoe9500 Před 6 lety +648

    "are u like a gay fish?"
    That is the worst insult I have ever heard even ever.

    • @drewg4323
      @drewg4323 Před 4 lety +95

      Clearly you don't watch South Park

    • @TheLostOne172
      @TheLostOne172 Před 4 lety +37

      Kayne west is a gay fish and must except it!

    • @teaseries5145
      @teaseries5145 Před 4 lety +35

      It’s a South Park refrence.

    • @dell988
      @dell988 Před 4 lety +14

      @@drewg4323 That bad mess of a show? Yeah they are not missing out.

    • @drewg4323
      @drewg4323 Před 4 lety +8

      Haha ok boss, whatever you say 🤣

  • @BerilleVonBayern
    @BerilleVonBayern Před 10 lety +56

    "Hello, Thank you for choosing Evan, my name is Pizza Hut." PFFT HAHA

  • @jodirutherford2529
    @jodirutherford2529 Před 7 lety +404

    "Do you want pizza today Mr pirate man"
    "Cheese!"

  • @drakashshrestha3309
    @drakashshrestha3309 Před 4 lety +1116

    The Skyrim NPCs have such limited dialogues.

  • @garbageboystinkman4159
    @garbageboystinkman4159 Před 3 lety +35

    Man, Evan was a surprisingly good sport. I'm glad he could find laughter through a prank call where others would get angry :)

    • @JargonMadjin
      @JargonMadjin Před 3 lety +9

      To be fair, the narwhal line is glorious

  • @oldchanneltccasanova
    @oldchanneltccasanova Před 7 lety +375

    "Thank you for choosing Evan, my name is Pizza Hut"

    • @nickdavis3035
      @nickdavis3035 Před 7 lety +7

      tccasanova I know. like was he just tired when he said that or he thought it would be funny?

    • @oldchanneltccasanova
      @oldchanneltccasanova Před 7 lety +1

      That is just my favorite part of the vidoe

    • @LozioLudo
      @LozioLudo Před 4 lety +1

      well he was the most serious one

  • @MegaSim3
    @MegaSim3 Před 8 lety +525

    "Thank you for choosing Evan, my name is Pizza Hut" Wtf xD

  • @tbirdgamer4117
    @tbirdgamer4117 Před 3 lety +55

    I’m always waiting for someone to just go “oh shit, is that Sheogorath?!”

  • @patrickotte5982
    @patrickotte5982 Před 4 lety +77

    The best part is that Sheogorath would love to be watching this 😂

  • @tomjackal5708
    @tomjackal5708 Před 8 lety +418

    thank you for choosing evan my name is pizza hut

  • @umanuu
    @umanuu Před 8 lety +2854

    Did anyone hear the pizza guy say "thank u for choosing Evan my name is Pizza Hut"

    • @rosewithateam3139
      @rosewithateam3139 Před 8 lety +36

      lol yah

    • @tommosley6529
      @tommosley6529 Před 8 lety +43

      As I read this comment he said and I died

    • @Falkuzrules
      @Falkuzrules Před 8 lety +32

      Nope no one noticed that ever. Congratulations, special snowflake.

    • @umanuu
      @umanuu Před 8 lety +7

      +Falkuzrules Meh...

    • @carsontaylor8249
      @carsontaylor8249 Před 8 lety

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @bearmaxe7699
    @bearmaxe7699 Před 4 lety +77

    “THE WABBAJACK. DIDNT SEE THAT COMIN DID YA”

  • @zeeblue1220
    @zeeblue1220 Před 4 lety +488

    I love how in every one if these prank calls, they threaten to call the cops and trace the number. First of all, it’s a Skype number so it can’t be traced. Second of all, the cops won’t do shit. They’ll just tell the company to ignore the number and/or block it. The cops can only get involved if the caller is making a threat on a life. These people are so stupid. XD

    • @JargonMadjin
      @JargonMadjin Před 3 lety +76

      "You can call me Anne Marie, but only if you're partial, to being flayed alive, and having an angry immortal skip rrrrrrrrope with your entrails."
      Is this a threat?
      No, this is gold

    • @trentonrandall9733
      @trentonrandall9733 Před 3 lety +19

      I mean to be fair in half of these he does lol

    • @santicheeks1106
      @santicheeks1106 Před 3 lety +31

      They're not stupid they just want him to not call anymore so they think by saying that, that he wont call because he will be scared of the cops

    • @extremelyreligiousdolphin750
      @extremelyreligiousdolphin750 Před 3 lety +9

      To call them stupid is going a bit far.

    • @wordssmit6667
      @wordssmit6667 Před 3 lety +9

      @@extremelyreligiousdolphin750 so sensitive 🥺🥺🥺

  • @asdf7108
    @asdf7108 Před 7 lety +304

    im sure the police will not rest untill they catch this man..

    • @naylik2562
      @naylik2562 Před 6 lety +38

      Yeah, what an aweful criminal. What are the law-forces waiting for to arrest such a monster ?

    • @sandercohen5543
      @sandercohen5543 Před 6 lety +33

      Yes, i’m sure they will be quite happy to zoom in the camera in their face, call the guy and yell “stop right there criminal scum, you’ve violated (etcetera)

    • @sandercohen5543
      @sandercohen5543 Před 6 lety +1

      Electro RO There’s another version i was thinking of, courtesy of gamer poop ^^

    • @electrobrotm217
      @electrobrotm217 Před 6 lety +3

      Sander Cohen ahh I see you watch gamerpoop too, well I will give you my most sincere welcome comrade. It's good to see someone that appreciates a piece of "refined" art such as skyrim gamerpoop. May you walk with the shadows. (I said that cause my profile pic is a nightingale :p )

    • @cagethekyle6493
      @cagethekyle6493 Před 5 lety

      *cringe*

  • @malyren1598
    @malyren1598 Před 7 lety +326

    "If You Ride A Narwhal, Mind The Pointy End." Reply: I Will Definetly Keep That In mind.

  • @itsshrimp91
    @itsshrimp91 Před rokem +4

    1:14 that "what." Was the most heartfelt and truly confused what I've ever heard in my entire life. Man had zero sleep the night before LMAO

  • @michaelhewitt7864
    @michaelhewitt7864 Před 4 lety +95

    Should use him from Oblivion as well he speaks a whole lot more

  • @ethanmichael7435
    @ethanmichael7435 Před 7 lety +269

    I hope one of the people he called finds this video

    • @naylik2562
      @naylik2562 Před 6 lety +18

      And understands how much it's pathetic to take him/herself that seriously over a prank call..

    • @sins9557
      @sins9557 Před 6 lety +19

      To be fair, it's not pathetic to take it seriously when they get the same person doing this repetitively, cause from the sound of it he probably did this a good 10 or 20 times, which is enough to just stop being amusing.

    • @FallenRingbearer
      @FallenRingbearer Před 6 lety +2

      I pray it's Pizza Hut.

    • @emlynselene1096
      @emlynselene1096 Před 5 lety +2

      @Logic Prime you have a point there

  • @WarriorGaming4575
    @WarriorGaming4575 Před 10 lety +276

    Thanks for choosing Evan, my name is Pizza Hut.

    • @stopactionman2384
      @stopactionman2384 Před 10 lety +4

      I just got there omg xD rofl

    • @MrKrabsASMR
      @MrKrabsASMR Před 10 lety +1

      when i heard that i had to go back and make sure it actually happened lol

    • @Rolan7196
      @Rolan7196 Před 10 lety +8

      Ironically he did a great job of engaging Mr Pirate Man Or?. Evan should give Pizza Hut a raise.

    • @1998scout
      @1998scout Před 10 lety

      Marshal Bowdrie I thought you died?

    • @MrKrabsASMR
      @MrKrabsASMR Před 10 lety

      Jacob Day no me and chip killed the native american do you not remember the season finale?

  • @moderndemon9433
    @moderndemon9433 Před 6 lety +78

    2:08 "How rude!"
    I died XD

  • @jacobk7010
    @jacobk7010 Před 6 lety +28

    “Hello sir, can you please hold?”
    “Now that’s the real question isn’t it?”

  • @MikadoOkami
    @MikadoOkami Před 7 lety +451

    3:16 - 3:40
    that guy obviously went mad.
    SHEOGORATH WINS!!!

    • @BestAnimeFreak
      @BestAnimeFreak Před 4 lety +39

      Because he always wins!
      Hail our lord Sheogorath!

    • @SquallVIIIfan
      @SquallVIIIfan Před 4 lety +7

      MikadoOkami That kid sounds really gay.

    • @mpx_primusx2044
      @mpx_primusx2044 Před 4 lety +3

      If he played that line to the give your number to the cops woman it would’ve been 10x better

    • @lowveil
      @lowveil Před 3 lety +5

      HE BROKE HIS MIND

  • @OctoNoctoCringeFest
    @OctoNoctoCringeFest Před 8 lety +252

    Evan! How dare you call Sheogorath, Daedric Prince of Cheese, Sweet Rolls and Madness a PIRATE!

    • @IsaiahINRI
      @IsaiahINRI Před 8 lety +30

      His name is pizza hut gawd

    • @pieniadz9156
      @pieniadz9156 Před 8 lety +14

      +Octo Nocto He said he's name is Pizza Hut, not Evan!

    • @LennyLenward
      @LennyLenward Před 8 lety +7

      To be fair, Sheogorath probably is a pirate from time to time.

    • @FallenRingbearer
      @FallenRingbearer Před 6 lety

      Lenny Is A Carrot I totally heard that in his voice

    • @lethequin
      @lethequin Před rokem

      @@LennyLenward they are the maddest of people

  • @zahven
    @zahven Před 6 lety +109

    "I this is pizza hut how may I help you?"
    "CHEESE"

  • @SaintJimmy379
    @SaintJimmy379 Před 4 lety +22

    I mean if you give an empty "phone the cops" threat more than twice I stop believing they'll ever call the cops

    • @deadpoolongoogle9682
      @deadpoolongoogle9682 Před 3 lety +1

      Exactly cops wont do shit to busy drinking coffee and eating donuts to care about a freaking prank call

  • @makarna8263
    @makarna8263 Před 7 lety +742

    "Oh Fishsticks? Do you like gay fish?"
    OH 10/10 COMEBACK ROASTED OH MY LIFE IS OVER

  • @Justinny
    @Justinny Před 7 lety +487

    ok we're going to give your phone number to the cops... REAAAAAAAAAALLLLY?????? XDDD

  • @xp3346
    @xp3346 Před 5 lety +20

    "Thank you for choosing Evan my name is Pizza Hut" looks like the phone guy had too much calls today

  • @nalacata7926
    @nalacata7926 Před 4 lety +32

    1:24 his voice crack is so attractive

    • @nalacata7926
      @nalacata7926 Před 4 lety

      @ryan fumbum love to ;)
      -oh dear i hope you’re not like 15

    • @nynthetwat
      @nynthetwat Před 3 lety

      @@nalacata7926 HMU huhuh

  • @MikeO7977
    @MikeO7977 Před 7 lety +196

    "Use your Wabbajack!"
    I died xD

  • @willmckee1632
    @willmckee1632 Před 9 lety +661

    I don't know why this was so funny but
    "Thank you choosing Evan my name is Pizza Hut."
    Lost it!

    • @Superlazerninja12
      @Superlazerninja12 Před 9 lety +13

      I know it's like that one time on adventure time were Finn said "I'll get your kid back toy!"

    • @texneusd
      @texneusd Před 8 lety +14

      CHEESE!!!

    • @ttakproductions9346
      @ttakproductions9346 Před 7 lety +2

      Will mckee wait this came in ownage pranks too

    • @babapanda8569
      @babapanda8569 Před 7 lety +1

      I hit the 420 likes BOOOM
      seriously that part brought tears to my eyes

    • @CliffSavage239
      @CliffSavage239 Před 7 lety +3

      It could've been Opposite Day

  • @omegamule8513
    @omegamule8513 Před 4 lety +13

    "Thank you for choosing Evan, My name is pizza hut"
    Hahaha, that's hilarious

  • @krileym
    @krileym Před 2 lety +3

    The dude that gave him props was the best victim of all time.

  • @CamoGamer954B
    @CamoGamer954B Před 9 lety +647

    thx for choosing Even, My name is Pizza Hut how can I help you today lolololololololololol

  • @user-yw9cu7dc3l
    @user-yw9cu7dc3l Před 6 lety +693

    I fucking love that every top comment is just taking the piss out of Evan/Pizza Hut

  • @retrodux858
    @retrodux858 Před 5 lety +19

    0:44 Thank you for choosing Evan, my name is pizza hut, how are you today.

  • @radicalrises7520
    @radicalrises7520 Před 4 lety +14

    I would love to get a call like this

    • @adamcarter6862
      @adamcarter6862 Před 4 lety

      Post your phone number and you'll get all the calls you can handle.

  • @phonyponybologna1070
    @phonyponybologna1070 Před 8 lety +157

    Do you think Evan from Pizza Hut knows that he's been made (in)famous from this video?

    • @noktron9714
      @noktron9714 Před 8 lety +148

      +Joshua Blaschke evan from pizza hut? im pretty sure its actually pizza hut from evan

  • @thegaminglombax8371
    @thegaminglombax8371 Před 7 lety +385

    Thanks For Choosing Evan, My Name Is Pizza Hut, Whats Your Order

  • @ZombieN8YT
    @ZombieN8YT Před 7 měsíci +3

    “Thank you for choosing Evan, my name is Pizza Hut.”
    🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @calviincalifornia4048
    @calviincalifornia4048 Před 5 lety +171

    shows you how miserable people are. they cant take a joke or play along.
    me, i was happy when lil kids prank called my dominos years ago.. it was funny. i think they just yelled BUTT and hung up. it only happened once.

  • @LegaultTV
    @LegaultTV Před 6 lety +116

    "I'm doing the fishstick, a very delicate state of mind" xD

    • @JargonMadjin
      @JargonMadjin Před 3 lety +8

      Fishstick is an inside joke at Bethesda Game Studios if I recall

  • @CatGirlMeowdy
    @CatGirlMeowdy Před 9 lety +112

    "thank you for choosing even, my name is pizza hut, how can i help you?"

  • @larrytheskeleton6798
    @larrytheskeleton6798 Před 4 lety +7

    “We’re going to give your phone number to the cops”
    “WRRRROOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNGGGG!!!!”

  • @Quaxl
    @Quaxl Před 4 lety

    I wish you'd make more of these, I just discovered these, these are gold

  • @kuroyami1745
    @kuroyami1745 Před 7 lety +232

    "Thank for choosing Evan my name is Pizza Hut" lol

  • @MikaylaTheBoss
    @MikaylaTheBoss Před 9 lety +150

    Thank you for choosing Evan, my name is Pizza Hut!

    • @Ksensei41
      @Ksensei41 Před 9 lety +11

      I guess after a whole day of saying the same thing he started to mix up

    • @TheGr8scott
      @TheGr8scott Před 8 lety +9

      Mikayla The Boss That was funnier than the prank calls haha

  • @coleslaughter4034
    @coleslaughter4034 Před 3 lety +4

    1:55 She recognized him just from yawning! 😂😂😂

  • @acewings221
    @acewings221 Před 5 lety +13

    “How rude!” LOL

  • @thesenate2718
    @thesenate2718 Před 7 lety +76

    0:46 LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
    "Thank you for choosing Evan, my name is Pizza Hut how can I help you today?"

  • @valhallaviking7054
    @valhallaviking7054 Před 9 lety +280

    Who calls a child Pizza Hut?

  • @birolklp5574
    @birolklp5574 Před 4 lety +9

    4:20 that guy literally broke the 4th wall on this one without even knowing

  • @torch14000
    @torch14000 Před 3 lety +2

    hero of kvatch retires being a champion and begins to make prank calls

  • @elmogawd6203
    @elmogawd6203 Před 8 lety +716

    "Whoever is doing this obviously has no life." Actually no we gamers have multiple lives

    • @Heccct
      @Heccct Před 8 lety +4

      +Random Emu Everything (Misty) Only my cat has more..

    • @evergreen6702
      @evergreen6702 Před 8 lety +1

      +Leon Winter yeah, we have 8 the cats have 9

    • @ThirdEyeZenkai
      @ThirdEyeZenkai Před 8 lety +19

      +Random Emu Everything (Misty) u could just sense the butthurt in that guy lol like im sure his life working at pizza hut is so much more fulfilling xD

    • @birdmn9930
      @birdmn9930 Před 8 lety +1

      'we gamers' has a Minecraft profile picture

    • @elmogawd6203
      @elmogawd6203 Před 8 lety +1

      +Lord Bronzong yes because MineCraft is a VIDEO GAME. Oh and by the way before you call me an eight year old that knows nothing about video games, I probably play way more video games than you and probably more often so stfu in advance.

  • @MewTreasure
    @MewTreasure Před 10 lety +186

    Thank you for choosing Evan, my name is Pizza Hut XD

    • @expikah
      @expikah Před 10 lety +19

      I would like a large sausage with pizza please

    • @xSean0607
      @xSean0607 Před 10 lety +4

      ThePikafan01 That awkward moment when pizza is prounounced the same way as cock/dick in my native language (portuguese) xD

    • @expikah
      @expikah Před 10 lety

      xSean0607 :\

    • @xSean0607
      @xSean0607 Před 10 lety

      ThePikafan01
      it's true, Im no inventor

    • @driftking7058
      @driftking7058 Před 10 lety +1

      YYYYESSS!!! YYYEEESSS!!!

  • @Carrot_Darknesss
    @Carrot_Darknesss Před 4 lety +4

    If I ever call Pizza Hut I really wish Evan would be the one to pick up. A nice guy with a great sense of humor.

  • @markarato8034
    @markarato8034 Před 6 lety

    This is one of your best works :D

  • @Herekr13
    @Herekr13 Před 7 lety +402

    It's 00:02 in the morning.
    I am watching Pizzahut working for Evan taking a pizza order for a fictional mad character.
    What is my life

    • @enderbreton8136
      @enderbreton8136 Před 7 lety +21

      You're life is unique, and wonderful, in ya own way!

    • @laurie910
      @laurie910 Před 6 lety +5

      Awesome lol

    • @_JoeVer
      @_JoeVer Před 5 lety

      @@enderbreton8136 thats adorable :3

    • @j-daripper3199
      @j-daripper3199 Před 5 lety

      A prank from God.

    • @qinn1996
      @qinn1996 Před 4 lety +1

      The same as mine besides its 3:30 AM

  • @FxyThePirateFxx
    @FxyThePirateFxx Před 9 lety +135

    Thank you for choosing evan, my name is pizza hut.
    xDDDDDD

    • @Slender_Man_186
      @Slender_Man_186 Před 9 lety +2

      You saw that to!!! (Snicker)

    • @nightrain3339
      @nightrain3339 Před 9 lety +11

      yeah evan is that new pizza place that looks like a 20 year old going through puberty and the guy who works there is a guy who is named pizza hut and looks like a pizza place

  • @notBrie
    @notBrie Před 6 lety

    This is perfect. Well done.

  • @caryptic6684
    @caryptic6684 Před 8 měsíci +2

    11 years later, so much nostalgia… good times. Hope you’re doing well ICEnJAM

  • @IFYOUCOULDFLY
    @IFYOUCOULDFLY Před 9 lety +112

    Who gives a shit about Alex from Target, I'm all about Pizza Hut from Evan.

  • @potatofridges
    @potatofridges Před 7 lety +134

    "Hello is this for dine in, pick up or delivery?"
    "CHEESE!"
    "it's for cheese? Ok"
    I FUCKIG DIED

  • @vanceking0190
    @vanceking0190 Před 3 lety +7

    “Your stupid” “How ruuuuddeee!!!!” I’m ded

  • @TheMeme882
    @TheMeme882 Před 2 lety +2

    Sheogorath: do you mind? I’m busy doing the fish stick, it’s delicate state of mind.
    That part always makes me laugh.

  • @WastdTrashPanda
    @WastdTrashPanda Před 9 lety +41

    "Thank you for choosing Evan, my name is Pizza Hut" - I laughed so hard that i quit breathing and started crying.

  • @jameskoffarnus
    @jameskoffarnus Před 8 lety +122

    I think me and Pizza hut will get along real nice

    • @arcturus9366
      @arcturus9366 Před 7 lety +3

      I can see the bond already forging..
      FISHSTICKS!!!!!!

    • @mao000
      @mao000 Před 7 lety

      I hear he is still at Evan...

    • @RaawHax
      @RaawHax Před 7 lety

      It's a very delicate state of mind

    • @arcturus9366
      @arcturus9366 Před 7 lety +11

      +Marc Nielsen *CHEESE*

    • @mao000
      @mao000 Před 7 lety +5

      RθBORAVER lol *CHEESE*

  • @DigiAkuma
    @DigiAkuma Před rokem +3

    1:24 - "I don't know what's going on."
    Sheogorath: Then I'm doing something right aren't I?!?

  • @maxy03
    @maxy03 Před rokem +6

    its scary how old this video is now..

  • @vicentetemes5793
    @vicentetemes5793 Před 8 lety +93

    We need a church of Sheogorath. Made of CHEESE.

  • @thesourceofthenile
    @thesourceofthenile Před 9 lety +168

    But what if the restaurant was called Evan and his name was really Pizza Hut?

    • @briank06261973
      @briank06261973 Před 9 lety +54

      WHAT WERE HIS PARENTS THINKING???

    • @Needwagon4Speedwagon
      @Needwagon4Speedwagon Před 9 lety +21

      briank06261973 what were his parents eating? B)

    • @Vinsomer
      @Vinsomer Před 9 lety +8

      I still can't think of a cool name
      CHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESE! :D

    • @Gaba_Ghoul
      @Gaba_Ghoul Před 9 lety +1

      TheSourceOfTheNile PLOT TWIST!Mind=Blowned

    • @Needwagon4Speedwagon
      @Needwagon4Speedwagon Před 9 lety +2

      McDolans
      But how can McDolans be real if our dolans aren't real?

  • @GameArchiver
    @GameArchiver Před 5 lety +7

    "Thank you for choosing Evan my name is Pizza Hut"
    Lol What!

  • @catachandevilfang
    @catachandevilfang Před 3 lety

    Oh my God, I've been watching this video for almost 9 years? Such fond memories

  • @doukzu
    @doukzu Před 8 lety +53

    I swear, the amount of times they said they were gonna call the cops =.-
    but hey,
    "Thank you for choosing Evan my name is Pizza Hut"

  • @icebox2141
    @icebox2141 Před 8 lety +82

    Thank you for choosing Evan my name is Pizza Hut? WUT?

  • @vitalist6678
    @vitalist6678 Před 3 lety

    This is honestly the funnest video I have ever seen

  • @battlemageblitz82
    @battlemageblitz82 Před 4 lety

    That earned you another subscriber! 😂🤘

  • @Blue-Lady
    @Blue-Lady Před 9 lety +262

    4:40 So this guy's watched South Park but never played Skyrim?

    • @saladdressing1869
      @saladdressing1869 Před 8 lety +33

      "I am NOT a gay fish! Yes I like fishsticks! Yes I like to put them in my mouth! But I am not a gay fish!"

    • @schnitzel438
      @schnitzel438 Před 8 lety +1

      In his head
      Me: Pizza foodsmith genius... Fishticks: Breaded, crumbed
      is it... breaded pizza makes me.... gay fish?

    • @supercool1312
      @supercool1312 Před 8 lety

      *suggestive sound*

    • @Blue-Lady
      @Blue-Lady Před 8 lety +2

      Uhh.. *GARY!?*

    • @tomjackal5708
      @tomjackal5708 Před 8 lety

      Gay fish? Surprised no Undertale fans have come by

  • @jo_ro6317
    @jo_ro6317 Před 7 lety +285

    make a whiterun guard call a hospital, with his arrow in the knee.

  • @tasaptechi6483
    @tasaptechi6483 Před 6 lety

    You're awesome man.. subscribed

  • @LordHoward
    @LordHoward Před 5 lety +1

    This is your best one I think

  • @_chew_
    @_chew_ Před 9 lety +80

    Make M'aiq The Liar call..... any place, it doesn't matter.

  • @ParanoidPixel
    @ParanoidPixel Před 10 lety +38

    "Thank you for choosing Evan... my name is Pizza Hut, how may i help you today?"
    I laughed so hard i literally spat on my screen.

  • @GraveyardGoonz
    @GraveyardGoonz Před 4 lety

    This is glorious!

  • @kallehelminen7196
    @kallehelminen7196 Před 4 lety +6

    1:28 damn that voice crack