One of my favorite Jerma Things™️ is when he looks at an old video of himself, and says things like “what is he doing” “what the fuck is wrong with that guy” “what is he saying” as if he’s some bystander and not the psycho mastermind himself
@@alex.g7317 I'm buying the one where his aged old face is smiling and it says in big capital red letters underneath, "Soon you're going to be SUS too."
That Mcdondalds playplace party was so nice, tt's a bittersweet thing that Jerma is now getting too old and will have to be put down because his kind was never meant to live that long.
Jerma says games are better without music but literally told a story about how he only listened to game music and all of his car cds were soundtracks. Then he talks about a deathbed stream but he already did a stream where he died. Maybe he is older than we think.
10:00 like a lot of pop psychology "facts" it's nonsense based on a kernel of truth. Brain lateralization exists but localization is based on things like speech and sight through each eye. Even if lobes of the brain did specialize in higher concepts like creativity, you wouldn't see that in the vast majority of the population because the lobes are connected and communicate back and forth constantly.
my understanding is that both hemispheres of the brain are connected to both eyes, but they each only process one half of our vision. which is really cool and weird. that's why testing doesn't involve covering up one eye, it involves having the subject stare at a central dot and flashing stimuli on different sides of that dot.
If Jerma had a deathbed stream I would definitely be there. Id likely be retired by then, or id ask for the day off or something. If that notification popped up on my phone, you bet your bottom dollar im there.
My favourite jerma-ism at the moment is that he always name drops the secret, late-game dark souls 3 boss Champion Gundyr instead of the tutorial boss Iudex Gundyr I don't blame him at all for remembering the more straightforward name but I like that it shows he has an extensive knowledge of the game anyway, even if he doesn't remember the right boss
It actually blows my mind that he could remember Barefoot Contesta to make the "Dave's Barefeet" joke but then immediately forgot about it when he asked "isnt there a barefeet wine? its like the most popular wine?"
fell asleep since this stream started at 2am my time and i keep the streams open to rack up Channel points, woke up in the middle of the night to a Garfield comic and thought I was having sleep paralysis
The left-brain right-brain thing is already pretty debunked. Some specific functions are isolated but a lot of it is mixed around the brain. Still a fun little pop culture thing though, so it's not a big deal.
Jeez that hit me in the feels when he talked about his old followers getting a notification of him streaming from his deathbed. On one hand it was funny but it was also so wholesomely sad.
Left brain and right brain are real things. Idk who in chat was saying thats out dated. Its a real thing and they really do deal with different things. Look up Corpus Callosum removal patients.
@@kenetickups6146 you cant really know you have an allergy to something without trying it twice (at least back in the day before we had fancy wancy lab chemical testing)
you better be here to edit the deathbed stream in 70 years
That's if the US government doesn't find him in that time
Man’s already 237, you think 70 years is enough? He’ll outlive us all
JERMA NINE EIGHT FIVE, THE DEATHBED COMPANION
Then he does a Willy Wonka and does a backflip, “Look at me, I got cybernetic implants!”
@@AshkanKiani not if i have something to do about it
"im gonna make sounds until im dead" hes so brave
One of my favorite Jerma Things™️ is when he looks at an old video of himself, and says things like “what is he doing” “what the fuck is wrong with that guy” “what is he saying” as if he’s some bystander and not the psycho mastermind himself
The streams have been cycling through the other 984 jermas that's why he doesn't remember the videos
Don’t let this distract you from the fact that Jerma is nearly 40 and does the chickadee noise
God I wish I had a 40 Year old boyfriend who made chickadee noises 🥺
@@matthew4309 its not too late 😃
Holy shit the subtitle bit almost killed me I haven’t laughed that hard in a very long time dear God
i almost threw up and couldnt breathe LMAO
Fell asleep to this stream and woke up to jerma screaming about that orphanage he burned down in 1982
-3 year old andy
how does falling asleep to jermas voice not make u want to kys
😢
I love the part when Jerma said “I’m gonna call saul” and did a backflip
classic jerma tbh
after that he won't be able to stream for a year. I wish Jerma a speedy recovery
@@2782Jack sadly he's already preparing the deathbed andy stream
@@TzarTVR I cant wait for the Merchandise to come out when it happens tho!
@@alex.g7317 I'm buying the one where his aged old face is smiling and it says in big capital red letters underneath, "Soon you're going to be SUS too."
This is like the third stream in a row where Jerma mentioned his deathbed... I think he's trying to tell us something
this is Norm all over again
@@Ozone946 This isn't NORMal!!
he is just going to be resurrected again, we should be feeling nothing but worrisome for this upcoming version.
@@deliriouspenis considering how insane this version of Jerma is, I'm terrified to think of what his next form will be
@@Ozone946 That guy was a real jerk
I love how Jerma encourages me as a chatter to become a full member Chad by being timed out of HIS stream 999+ times.
Jerma uses Elden Ring to describe games with the pervasiveness that people use Google to describe anything search related.
12:31 other streamers react to "drama" or "how this is made" or whatever, based Jerma reacts to garfield comics with garfield removed
those captions tripping up jerma had me laughing so hard
I was deadass in the gym listening to the subtitle part, and I almost chocked on my water lmao
Chock
Chock
It's okay yo. I got what you meant.
ballfondler really left a mark
play for 10 seconds,gets distracted by something chat posted for 30 minutes,do it 20 times,classic jerma stream
democracy manifest bit got me crying
i love captions so much
at 3:50 all I could think of was that one mission in the Simpsons game where he muted everything to beat the level.
That Mcdondalds playplace party was so nice, tt's a bittersweet thing that Jerma is now getting too old and will have to be put down because his kind was never meant to live that long.
Mcdondalds
@@Bonke_EB mcdonkeys
thanks cheltie as always for the superfast edits :)
Inhuman workflow
Jerma's Death? Um I'll have you know that Jerma985 is the only Jerma alive since he hunt down and killed all 984 Jermas.
Lucky for him none of the other 984 Jermas had boss music playing in the background so he wasn't distracted
@@missalrightisokay2101 And there wasn't any scenery to block his dodges
Jerma just admitted to having massive honkeroos LIVE, and im all for it
You can always count on Jerma to make a bit that'll make you cry laughing at least once a week, the democracy manifest bit was that for me this time
Remember when Jerma said "I'm gonna slime" and then slimed all over chat? Man that made me cry with all the showers that psychopath doomed me to.
this stream was full of classic moments, slime rancher is a clip farm for some reason
jerma should cover himself in slime next time he plays that would be funny I think
First Slime Guy stream incoming
Before the wine bit I didn't know that someone could be so completely destroyed by a strawman he set up himself.
can he go ONE STREAM without mentioning dark souls??
Jerma goes outside for the first time "yo this is kinda like elden ring 😳"
He talks more about dark souls in this stream than he does about slime rancher
he is contractually obligated by fromsoftware
soulsborne addict, i hope he gets help 😞😞
I actually acquired a nerf controller when I was younger, but whoever the last person that had it took a bite out of the grip lmfao
it was jerma
I'm so proud of him for reading that entire intro with no major flubs.
And then it all comes crashing down at 25:40 after he admits he hates literacy.
I seriously can't thank you enough for being so damn fast at editing! Bravo!
Jerma says games are better without music but literally told a story about how he only listened to game music and all of his car cds were soundtracks.
Then he talks about a deathbed stream but he already did a stream where he died. Maybe he is older than we think.
"I'm gonna make sounds till I'm dead"
I sure hope so
10:00 like a lot of pop psychology "facts" it's nonsense based on a kernel of truth. Brain lateralization exists but localization is based on things like speech and sight through each eye. Even if lobes of the brain did specialize in higher concepts like creativity, you wouldn't see that in the vast majority of the population because the lobes are connected and communicate back and forth constantly.
The garbage science will never die, because "actually that's not quite true" doesn't get you as many likes on Facebook.
i hate the popular dilution of neuropsychology! i hate the popular dilution of neuropsychology!
my understanding is that both hemispheres of the brain are connected to both eyes, but they each only process one half of our vision. which is really cool and weird. that's why testing doesn't involve covering up one eye, it involves having the subject stare at a central dot and flashing stimuli on different sides of that dot.
If Jerma had a deathbed stream I would definitely be there. Id likely be retired by then, or id ask for the day off or something. If that notification popped up on my phone, you bet your bottom dollar im there.
Hering him mispronounce "be a tricks Luh bow" as "bee tricks luh boo" is making me unreasonbly upset
Can we get a "they're a good chatter" award this year?
i love the dubbing of the manifest
My favourite jerma-ism at the moment is that he always name drops the secret, late-game dark souls 3 boss Champion Gundyr instead of the tutorial boss Iudex Gundyr
I don't blame him at all for remembering the more straightforward name but I like that it shows he has an extensive knowledge of the game anyway, even if he doesn't remember the right boss
Ngl, as an avid dark souls fan that just hasnt played it a while, I didnt even notice lol
It actually blows my mind that he could remember Barefoot Contesta to make the "Dave's Barefeet" joke but then immediately forgot about it when he asked "isnt there a barefeet wine? its like the most popular wine?"
i like how he actually plays the game for like 5 minutes in total in this video
Cheltie you're a fucking saint ❤thank you for all the work you do to bring us these edits
gween tea
Cuofeya
I like that he mentions the game maybe twice
cheltie please remember to take breaks
drink water
No, don't.
@UCfQIy1Lom8-F6SRX3tC0rhg NOT THE BEAM!!!!!!!!!!!!
@@jordanwait7264 sorry buddy im charging it right now
Jerma deathbed stream better have the horror in it, so he can peep it one last time
fell asleep since this stream started at 2am my time and i keep the streams open to rack up Channel points, woke up in the middle of the night to a Garfield comic and thought I was having sleep paralysis
39:00 looks like he just took the fattest line of coke
i cant believe you managed to upload this before the full stream archive by 30 minutes
35:25 that's where he enjoys his espresso before stream
The left-brain right-brain thing is already pretty debunked. Some specific functions are isolated but a lot of it is mixed around the brain. Still a fun little pop culture thing though, so it's not a big deal.
whatever you do, do NOT press 4 on your keyboard
Not to mention he talked about Dave’s kombucha coincidentally and GT Dave is like a huge kombucha brand guy
thank you cheltie
I cant wait to see what artists go on doing their own hollywood thing and are forced to come back to the swamp for Jerma's deathbed stream.
Jeez that hit me in the feels when he talked about his old followers getting a notification of him streaming from his deathbed. On one hand it was funny but it was also so wholesomely sad.
My first experience with jerma was Otto being edited out, so glad he knows one of my favorite bits exists.
10:00 lobotomy stream
Jerma drinks poop espresso
jon arbuckle streamer
Left brain and right brain are real things. Idk who in chat was saying thats out dated. Its a real thing and they really do deal with different things. Look up Corpus Callosum removal patients.
The fact that he thinks food processing plants are clean places really shows how naive he is.
33:10 holly laugh lmaoo
2:10 "LaBoo"
gatorade pods are crazy expensive though
What a bad time to drink kombucha
I swear Jerma was high around 28:00
Cheese tier list stream would be interesting
"No I'm 40, I cant make sounds"
There's no way this is the same dude who beat slime rancher 1
he drinks his green tea in the garfield mug
chinese mayo
Great Edit :D
I also think about the guy stealing from the Chinese restaurant, yearly I think.
Weird, he likes middle eastern yogurt but not succulent Chinese Mayo
toilet espresso andy
I’m weird. I’m a weirdo. Have you ever seen me without the music turned off? That’s weird.
5:56 holy shit best sound nominee???
goat cheese almost killed me twice, im allergic to goat milk for whatever reason and i ended up in an emergency room after eating goat cheese
How did it happen a second time?
@@kenetickups6146 you cant really know you have an allergy to something without trying it twice (at least back in the day before we had fancy wancy lab chemical testing)
apologize. now.
I am in full agreement with jerma that goat cheese is awful
He usually has pretty awful food takes but this one is absolutely true
I wanna know how many times holly has been timed out
Goated editor
Anyone else play 8 ball while watching jerma? Jesus, even mentioning it makes me feel silly.
8 ball is not silly it’s fun dude
U know whats better than these edits?
Adding chats reaction.
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I REALLY want him to drink Dave's Bare Feet Kombucha as Mr. Green for that stream
I'm so confused by Jerma's aversion to goat cheese. I've made it, it tastes like cheese. Spoils verrrry quickly if you don't salt it tho.
Salt just makes it better anyways
The subtitle bit had me in tears. New favourite bit
I'm surprised i haven't seen any posts in r/imsorryjon that involves Jerma in any way shape or form
i literally just opened my pc and sat down , the timing lmao
5:58 made me lose it
Sometimes we're just too annoying lmao
7:52
how are you this fast????? superhuman editor
SUS STREAM SUS STREAM
So this game is Slime Rancher but again?
I missed somethin huh
how is this person 37?
Why can't he pronounce Popeye right?
WHAT IS THS THUMBNAIL